You made me a cake?
Well, this is mine and Jack's. We decorated this for you.
Unfortunately, we didn't have the blue, so purple will have to suffice.
This is one I made earlier.
Yeah, of course. Thank you very much.
You'll get one of your five a day with that one.
I'm not asking calories.
That was a very lovely Sunday.
P10 to P1, fantastic.
Amazing result.
Car was a rocket ship all weekend. Unbelievable.
Very lovely result there, guys.
Yeah. We nailed that.
What's going on?
There's been noise up and down the paddock
as we came here into Singapore, Christian.
There are rumors that one or two of the teams
might be in breach of the cost cap. Are you aware of any breaches?
Let's add some rotation.
Okay, that's a wrap.
Hot one today.
Sure is.
Hi.
So the… the Red Bull thing, something is not going straight.
It's weird, isn't it?
Yeah.
I have to trust that the FIA is making the necessary checks,
as without the necessary checks, this sport would not be fair.
-Are you making something up? -We're plotting.
Discussing about you, Christian.
As usual.
Fun and games with, uh, Mercedes over all this cost-cap shit.
I mean, it's unbelievable how much shit Toto says.
- Yeah, I… I read. -Anyway…
So we'll see.
-Yeah. -It's all rubbish anyway.
They are so sore, you know. Unbelievable.
Well, let's make sure that you fucking destroy them.
I'm really disappointed in you guys.
I don't know why.
For making accusations.
I never did it. I never did it.
You can check.
It's bang out of order.
I never mentioned your team.
Who were you talking about?
I never mentioned your team.
Maybe you feel guilty, I don't know.
Hey, Yuki, you are doing good.
Verstappen behind.
Good start, Daniel. P13.
Hamilton one second behind.
And Verstappen P12 behind. P12.
What are your thoughts on conditions, Max?
This is too wet.
Understood.
That last sector was good.
Try to keep it up.
You are fastest man on track now.
Okay, Lando, a positional update for you.
Behind is Verstappen.
So push this lap.
Can you check the right rear temperature with the brake?
I see a tear off hanging in there.
Yes, understood.
All okay for the moment, Max.
Okay, Lando, Verstappen 2.4 behind.
We need to push.
Okay.
I completely bottomed out.
Verstappen locked up at turn seven.
Went straight.
Okay, Lando, good job. That's the checkered flag.
And that's P4. P4.Well done.
P5 for Daniel, right?
That's correct, yeah.
What a day, huh?
Well done, everyone. Awesome job.
Okay, Max, into the pit lane.
Max, it was tough out there, but you, uh… you fought hard
and got important points there.
Yeah. We're gonna do 3 laps on inters and see.
It's freezing.
It is cold.
- Radio check. - Loud and clear, Max.
Expecting rain to continue like this for the next 25 minutes.
So, Charles, just to confirm, normal race start. Standing start.
I got hit by Alonso.
Really bad. Really bad.
Let me know conditions.
I mean, with the spray of Verstappen in front,
I can't see a thing.
There is literally zero visibility.
Gap behind, 5.8.
Gap to Verstappen in front, six seconds.
Gap 14.3.
Another 15 laps, so look after the tires.
I mean, it's not too bad to manage.
Okay, Max, final lap.
Gap 25. Bring it home.
Well done, mate. You've won it.
Nice race at the end there.
Nice few laps in the wet.
And now just the shit with the budget cap to deal with.
Any information?
All the headlines tomorrow afternoon will be,
"Championship in jeopardy."
Just a joke. Just an absolute joke.
We're the first ones in.
It's gonna be a good day.
What kind of penalties should there be given
for breaching the cost cap?
We'll do the press conference.
-So here are your notes. - Yeah.
What I've done here is I've highlighted the point that relates to cheating.
Christian!
They cheated!
I need to speak to the guys.
And come back to me as soon as possible, okay?
Okay.
-Makes it very public, doesn't it? -That's what he wants. A public…
-Public reprimand. -Yeah.
-A public flogging. -Yeah.
Sorry to interrupt.
News has dropped
about Dietrich.
Oh, fucking hell.
I think somebody's gotta talk to the team.
I'll speak to the team.
Yeah.
I'm gonna have to deal with this.
-So, you know, just got to go out there. -Exactly.
And win it for him.
Sorry, mate.
We'll do it for him, okay?
Last car approaching the grid.
Focus on the lights. Focus on the lights.
- Radio check. -Loud and clear, Max.
We have to retire the car. Sorry about that.
It's incredible.
Race update, Max. Sainz has retired.
Car behind, Hamilton.
Okay, you can push.
Hamilton pushing in sector one, so keep up.
See if we can stick with Verstappen best we can.
It's hard to keep up.
Yeah, copy, Lewis. Try and hang with him.
Keep doing what you're doing.
Box, box. Box, box.
Hamilton's in the pit lane. You are free to push.
Lewis, out lap critical.
So it's Hammer time.
Really great pace.
Okay, Max, box, box.
So slow stop for Verstappen.
Beautiful. Fucking beautiful.
Racing Verstappen. Racing Verstappen.
Leclerc and Verstappen exiting the pit lane now.
Leclerc ahead of Verstappen. Six seconds behind.
Long way to go.
Yeah, you don't need to tell me, huh?
We're in this together, mate. Head down. Come on.
They are so quick down the straights.
Verstappen behind with DRS.
Well done, Max.
Hamilton ahead.
So Verstappen now through. 4.7 seconds behind.
Okay, Max, ten laps remaining. Ten laps.
Two seconds ahead, Max.
How big's the gap?
Gap to Verstappen 1.1.
So Verstappen looks like he's pushing hard.
-The overtake is available. -Yeah, yeah.
DRS has been enabled.
Oh fuck.
Nice job. Just keep it safe from here, Max.
I gave it everything, guys.
Gave it everything.
Congrats, guys.
What an amazing season to win also the Constructors'.
You guys really deserve it.
- I told you, mate. -You should go and get the trophy.
For Dietrich, okay?
What a race.
Darling.
Really well done. You so deserve this.
Congratulations.
For one last time in '22, the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix.
What's up?
It's game on.
My job now is to make sure we finish ahead of Zak.
Yeah. We're in big battle.
Miracles can happen in this sport.
Might be the last time you're in this chair.
This fight for second would be a huge result.
We need to make sure that we win that battle.
The show wouldn't be the same without me, so… what do you do?