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<font size="47">[whimsical music playing]</font>

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<font size="47">Hey, gods. It's Devi Vishwakumar,</font>

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<font size="47">your favorite Hindu girl
in the San Fernando Valley.</font>

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<font size="47">What's a-poppin'?</font>

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<font size="47">It's the first day of school,
and I thought we should have a check in.</font>

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<font size="47">I think we can all agree
that last year sucked</font>

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<font size="47">for a number of reasons.</font>

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<font size="47">So I thought of a few ways
you guys can make it up to me.</font>

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<font size="47">One: I'd like to be invited to a party
with alcohol and hard drugs.</font>

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<font size="47">I'm not gonna do them.
I'd just like the opportunity to say:</font>

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<font size="47">"No cocaine for me, thanks. I'm good."</font>

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<font size="47">Two: I'd love for my arm hair to thin out.</font>

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<font size="47">I know it's an Indian thing,</font>

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<font size="47">but my forearms look like
the frigging floor of a barber shop.</font>

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<font size="47">And lastly, most importantly,</font>

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<font size="47">I'd really, really like a boyfriend,</font>

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<font size="47">but not some nerd from one of AP classes.</font>

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<font size="47">Like a guy from a sports team.</font>

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<font size="47">He can be dumb. I don't care.</font>

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<font size="47">I just want him to be a stone-cold hottie,
who could rock me all night long.</font>

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<font size="47">Thanks for considering. I love you guys.</font>

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<font size="47">[narrator] As she said,
this is Devi Vishwakumar.</font>

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<font size="47">She's a 15-year-old Indian-American girl
from Sherman Oaks, California,</font>

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<font size="47">and it's her first day of sophomore year.</font>

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<font size="47">And I am legendary tennis player,
John McEnroe.</font>

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<font size="47">-[upbeat music plays]
-[in video] Point to Mr. McEnroe.</font>

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<font size="47">[crowd cheering excitedly]</font>

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<font size="47">[McEnroe] Wow, I look great there.</font>

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<font size="47">Now, you may be asking yourself: </font>

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<font size="47">why is sports icon John McEnroe
narrating this tale? </font>

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<font size="47">-Dammit!
-It'll make sense later, I promise.</font>

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<font size="47">Her story starts
when her parents, Nalini and Mohan,</font>

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<font size="47">moved to the United States
in September 2001.</font>

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<font size="47">Not a super chill time
to be a brown person in America.</font>

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<font size="47">[shrieks]</font>

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<font size="47">[door slams]</font>

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<font size="47">-[game chatter on TV]
-Yes!</font>

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<font size="47">[McEnroe] Devi worshipped her father.</font>

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<font size="47">And while he and her mother stayed true 
to their Indian roots...</font>

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<font size="47">No, no, no, thank you.
We are vegetarians.</font>

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<font size="47">...Devi was all-American.</font>

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<font size="47">But shortly after this barbecue,</font>

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<font size="47">things got complicated
for this little family.</font>

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<font size="47">At Devi's spring orchestra concert,</font>

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<font size="47">[coughing and wheezing]</font>

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<font size="47">Mohan had a heart attack.</font>

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<font size="47">-[Nalini yells] Mohan!
-[crowd gasps]</font>

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<font size="47">[Nalini] Somebody call 9-1-1!</font>

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<font size="47">[stammers] Somebody call an ambulance.
An ambulance, please!</font>

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<font size="47">-[crowd gasps]
-[Nalini] Mohan!</font>

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<font size="47">[McEnroe] He died.</font>

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<font size="47">-[somber music playing]
-Devi was devastated,</font>

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<font size="47">but things were about to get even worse.</font>

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<font size="47">A week later...</font>

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<font size="47">[blows loudly]</font>

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<font size="47">Devi's legs stopped working.</font>

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<font size="47">[mumbling]</font>

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<font size="47">[gasps]</font>

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<font size="47">[blows loudly]</font>

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<font size="47">There was no medical reason why, 
but they were definitely not working.</font>

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<font size="47">And now, she was in a wheelchair.</font>

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<font size="47">Just because Devi is confined
to a wheelchair,</font>

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<font size="47">does not make her any less human.</font>

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<font size="47">As far as we know, it's not contagious.</font>

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<font size="47">[McEnroe] But she wouldn't have to
go through it alone.</font>

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<font size="47">Her two best friends
took the situation in stride.</font>

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<font size="47">Well, maybe not in stride,
but definitely in character.</font>

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<font size="47">One day, you will walk again.</font>

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<font size="47">If not, I will build you legs.</font>

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<font size="47">This is Fabiola Torres, 
captain of the high school robotics team.</font>

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<font size="47">And this is Eleanor Wong,
president of the drama club.</font>

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<font size="47">This is worse than
if it were happening to me.</font>

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<font size="47">In protest, I shan't use my legs either.</font>

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<font size="47">-[thuds to floor]
-Aside from her friends,</font>

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<font size="47">there was only one other person
who could raise her spirits...</font>

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<font size="47">and also her heart rate.</font>

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<font size="47">[music builds]</font>

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<font size="47">Paxton Hall-Yoshida,
the hottest guy at Sherman Oaks High.</font>

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<font size="47">I know it's a little weird for me
to be saying that,</font>

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<font size="47">but come on, look at this kid's jawline.</font>

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<font size="47">[music continues]</font>

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<font size="47">And as it turned out,</font>

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<font size="47">three months
after Devi's paralysis set in,</font>

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<font size="47">Paxton's chiseled face
actually worked a miracle.</font>

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<font size="47">[male voice] Come on, dude.
Give me a turn.</font>

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<font size="47">[screams with joy]</font>

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<font size="47">Just like that, she could walk again.</font>

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<font size="47">So today, Devi returns to high school.</font>

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<font size="47">Can she shed her old identity</font>

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<font size="47">as the paralyzed Indian girl,</font>

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<font size="47">whose dad dropped dead
at a school function?</font>

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<font size="47">It's not likely.</font>

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<font size="47">Those things are pretty unforgettable,</font>

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<font size="47">but with working legs
comes a whole host of new possibilities.</font>

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<font size="47">So go get 'em, Devi!</font>

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<font size="47">["Dancing On My Own"
by Robyn playing]</font>

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<font size="47">♪ Oh...  ♪</font>

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<font size="47">[Nalini] Devi, are you still praying?
Our gods have other stuff to do, you know?</font>

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<font size="47">I was about to ask for good grades.</font>

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<font size="47">Now, grab your textbooks. We need to go.</font>

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<font size="47">[Nalini gasps] Devi,</font>

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<font size="47">that textbook has been blessed.
If it touches the ground,</font>

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<font size="47">I have to take it back to the priest.</font>

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<font size="47">I don't have the time
to go to Rancho Cucamonga today.</font>

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<font size="47">It's fine. I caught it.</font>

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<font size="47">[upbeat music playing]</font>

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<font size="47">Oh, Devi!</font>

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<font size="47">I made you a lunch.</font>

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<font size="47">[McEnroe] That's Devi's cousin, Kamala.</font>

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<font size="47">She moved in after Mohan's passing
to complete her PhD at CalTech.</font>

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<font size="47">Devi is not a fan.</font>

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<font size="47">I don't bring lunch on Tuesdays.
It's square pizza day.</font>

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<font size="47">Devi, don't be rude
to your beautiful cousin.</font>

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<font size="47">I'm not that beautiful.</font>

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<font size="47">[loud crash]</font>

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<font size="47">Sorry. Are you a model?</font>

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<font size="47">Oh, thank you so much.</font>

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<font size="47">No. I'm a biologist.</font>

119
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<font size="47">I could never be a model.
I'm too curvaceous.</font>

120
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<font size="47">I know this sounds crazy,
but would you want to get dinner?</font>

121
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<font size="47">Hey, buddy, keep it moving.</font>

122
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<font size="47">Take your broke-ass bike
and get out of here.</font>

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<font size="47">[Nalini] This can't keep happening.</font>

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<font size="47">Our recycling bins
can't take much more of this.</font>

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<font size="47">How long is Kamala gonna stay with us?</font>

126
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<font size="47">As long as it takes for her
to finish her studies. Why?</font>

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<font size="47">She's just so... Indian.</font>

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<font size="47">Like, the other day,</font>

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<font size="47">she said she was gonna open the TV
instead of turn on the TV.</font>

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<font size="47">Devi, she's family.
She's bettering her life.</font>

131
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<font size="47">You could actually learn a bit from her.</font>

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<font size="47">I bet she doesn't let
her textbooks fall on the floor.</font>

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<font size="47">[Devi] Oh, my God.
It never touched the ground!</font>

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<font size="47">[gentle music playing]</font>

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<font size="47">[McEnroe] As Devi walked into school
for the first time,</font>

136
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<font size="47">it was impossible not to notice
everybody staring at her.</font>

137
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<font size="47">But it didn't matter,
because she had her squad.</font>

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<font size="47">Have you seen the nurse's new haircut?
I love it.</font>

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<font size="47">[Eleanor] No, I have to check it out.</font>

140
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<font size="47">Guys, sophomore year is gonna be our year.
I can feel it.</font>

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<font size="47">Sophomore actually means
"wise fool" in Greek,</font>

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<font size="47">so it can really go either way.</font>

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<font size="47">Oh, my God. I just realized</font>

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<font size="47">that this is our last first day
of sophomore year we'll ever have.</font>

145
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<font size="47">-I'm gonna cry.
-Right.</font>

146
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<font size="47">This reminds me of a problem
I want to talk to you guys about.</font>

147
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<font size="47">We're not cool.</font>

148
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<font size="47">Uh, would a not cool person wear...
one dangly earring?</font>

149
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<font size="47">Was that a choice,
or did you lose your earring on the bus?</font>

150
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<font size="47">I didn't ride the bus. I rollerbladed.</font>

151
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<font size="47">Who says we're not cool?</font>

152
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<font size="47">We're the only students who get to eat
in the teachers' lounge.</font>

153
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<font size="47">Yeah, we can't do that anymore.</font>

154
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<font size="47">We need to eat with kids our own age.</font>

155
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<font size="47">Guys, don't you want
a better high-school experience?</font>

156
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<font size="47">I mean, last year was
a freshmen shit-fest.</font>

157
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<font size="47">Are you saying that
'cause of your mobility issue?</font>

158
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<font size="47">What? No. Nobody even remembers that.</font>

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<font size="47">'Sup, FDR? [laughs]</font>

160
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<font size="47">Well, nobody will remember that
once we're cool.</font>

161
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<font size="47">Which brings me to my plan.</font>

162
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<font size="47">This year, we're rebranding.</font>

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<font size="47">We are glamorous women of color,
who deserve a sexy high school life.</font>

164
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<font size="47">Fabiola, you are naturally snatched,</font>

165
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<font size="47">but you dress like a helpful Honda guy.</font>

166
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<font size="47">What are you talking about?</font>

167
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<font size="47">The janitor said I reminded him
of his nephew.</font>

168
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<font size="47">Favorite nephew.</font>

169
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<font size="47">Eleanor, could you chill out
on your spontaneous show tune singing?</font>

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<font size="47">♪ Not likely ♪</font>

171
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<font size="47">Well, if you refuse to change
your personalities,</font>

172
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<font size="47">I guess we'll just move onto step two,
and get boyfriends.</font>

173
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<font size="47">[both stammer] Boyfriends?</font>

174
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<font size="47">I have chosen attainable,
yet status-enhancing people</font>

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<font size="47">for each of us to date.</font>

176
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<font size="47">Fabiola, you get Alex Gomez.</font>

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<font size="47">-Ugh!
-[laughs] Suck it, Gomez.</font>

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<font size="47">I can't go out with Alex Gomez.
He's like a foot shorter than me.</font>

179
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<font size="47">Yeah, but he has a hot face.</font>

180
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<font size="47">You'll be like Zayn and Gigi.</font>

181
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<font size="47">-Who are they?
-Zayn and Gigi.</font>

182
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<font size="47">Are you out of your goddamn mind?
Forget it.</font>

183
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<font size="47">Eleanor, you are gonna date Boris Kozlov.</font>

184
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<font size="47">The Russian exchange student?</font>

185
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<font size="47">[crunches]</font>

186
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<font size="47">He's eating an onion.</font>

187
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<font size="47">Yeah. He's international and sexy.</font>

188
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<font size="47">You could write a play about it.</font>

189
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<font size="47">Hmm, intriguing.</font>

190
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<font size="47">Who are you going for?</font>

191
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<font size="47">Jonah Sharpe.</font>

192
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<font size="47">Oh, my God, Tiffany.
Where did you get that top? I'm gagged.</font>

193
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<font size="47">Uh... Jonah Sharpe is gay.</font>

194
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<font size="47">But technically, he's not out yet,
and he's pretty popular,</font>

195
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<font size="47">so I'll be his beard
until I can springboard off of him</font>

196
00:08:39,498 --> 00:08:40,538
<font size="47">to a straight boyfriend.</font>

197
00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:42,838
<font size="47">You know you sound
like a sociopath, right?</font>

198
00:08:42,918 --> 00:08:44,588
<font size="47">Sociopaths get shit done, Fab.</font>

199
00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:47,550
<font size="47">Now, go sit next to your marks,
and lock 'em down.</font>

200
00:08:50,384 --> 00:08:51,264
<font size="47">[nervously] Hi.</font>

201
00:08:52,178 --> 00:08:53,178
<font size="47">[hesitantly] Hi.</font>

202
00:08:53,262 --> 00:08:55,312
<font size="47">Hey, Jonah. You smell great today.</font>

203
00:08:55,931 --> 00:08:58,271
<font size="47">Thank you. It's Forever by Mariah Carey.</font>

204
00:08:58,351 --> 00:08:59,191
<font size="47">Oh.</font>

205
00:08:59,518 --> 00:09:03,768
<font size="47">[McEnroe] This disgusted reaction
belongs to Ben Gross, Devi's nemesis.</font>

206
00:09:04,273 --> 00:09:07,403
<font size="47">Because Devi and her friends
were an ethnically diverse group</font>

207
00:09:07,485 --> 00:09:09,565
<font size="47">of academically-focused, um...</font>

208
00:09:09,695 --> 00:09:11,815
<font size="47">I can't think of a better word
for "dorks."</font>

209
00:09:12,281 --> 00:09:16,121
<font size="47">The rest of the school called them
the gently racist nickname, the UN.</font>

210
00:09:16,369 --> 00:09:18,789
<font size="47">It was widely known
to have been created by Ben.</font>

211
00:09:18,871 --> 00:09:21,291
<font size="47">Do you know when you can't use your legs
for no medical reason,</font>

212
00:09:21,374 --> 00:09:22,754
<font size="47">it's called psychosomatic?</font>

213
00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:24,673
<font size="47">Which, my dad says, means fake.</font>

214
00:09:25,127 --> 00:09:28,257
<font size="47">Ben Gross's father, Howard,
whom he idolized,</font>

215
00:09:28,339 --> 00:09:30,969
<font size="47">was a top entertainment attorney
in Beverly Hills.</font>

216
00:09:31,217 --> 00:09:33,547
<font size="47">This allowed Ben Gross
to dine out for years</font>

217
00:09:33,636 --> 00:09:36,136
<font size="47">on the fact that Blake Griffin
was at his Bar Mitzvah.</font>

218
00:09:36,681 --> 00:09:39,771
<font size="47">And he and Devi had been vying
for the number one spot in the class</font>

219
00:09:39,850 --> 00:09:41,690
<font size="47">every year since the first grade.</font>

220
00:09:41,769 --> 00:09:44,439
<font size="47">You might call them
the John McEnroe and Jimmy Connors</font>

221
00:09:44,522 --> 00:09:46,152
<font size="47">of Sherman Oaks High School.</font>

222
00:09:46,232 --> 00:09:47,982
<font size="47">Not to make this about me.</font>

223
00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,359
<font size="47">[school bell rings]</font>

224
00:09:50,528 --> 00:09:54,118
<font size="47">Good morning, you young, brilliant minds.</font>

225
00:09:54,198 --> 00:09:56,158
<font size="47">Welcome to Facing History...</font>

226
00:09:57,159 --> 00:09:58,409
<font size="47">[smacks lips] and Ourselves.</font>

227
00:09:58,494 --> 00:10:00,754
<font size="47">This is not gonna be
your typical history class.</font>

228
00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:04,080
<font size="47">We are going to be unpacking
some very difficult subjects...</font>

229
00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:06,633
<font size="47">like, uh... slavery,</font>

230
00:10:07,461 --> 00:10:08,461
<font size="47">and the Holocaust.</font>

231
00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,760
<font size="47">Think of this as a ride on a tour bus</font>

232
00:10:11,882 --> 00:10:14,392
<font size="47">through some of the darkest moments
of our history.</font>

233
00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:18,760
<font size="47">[McEnroe] Just then, the high school gods
chose to smile down on Devi.</font>

234
00:10:19,181 --> 00:10:22,351
<font size="47">[music builds]</font>

235
00:10:22,768 --> 00:10:26,018
<font size="47">Thanks to Paxton's extreme apathy
toward school,</font>

236
00:10:26,105 --> 00:10:30,225
<font size="47">he was forced to retake this class,
which he failed as a sophomore.</font>

237
00:10:30,317 --> 00:10:32,857
<font size="47">Maybe this year was looking up after all.</font>

238
00:10:33,404 --> 00:10:34,704
<font size="47">Damn.</font>

239
00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:35,740
<font size="47">[music stops]</font>

240
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:40,997
<font size="47">"Damn" is right, Devi.
This is some really heavy stuff.</font>

241
00:10:41,078 --> 00:10:43,538
<font size="47">Genocide is not 100.</font>

242
00:10:43,998 --> 00:10:47,038
<font size="47">And systemic racism is not litty.</font>

243
00:10:47,126 --> 00:10:52,166
<font size="47">As we travel through all of humanity's
most horrific atrocities,</font>

244
00:10:52,631 --> 00:10:54,051
<font size="47">I want you to feel shooketh.</font>

245
00:10:54,842 --> 00:10:55,892
<font size="47">[teacher] Thank you.</font>

246
00:10:56,552 --> 00:10:57,392
<font size="47">Trust.</font>

247
00:10:57,970 --> 00:10:59,010
<font size="47">[trash can thuds]</font>

248
00:10:59,096 --> 00:11:00,386
<font size="47">[school bell rings]</font>

249
00:11:01,015 --> 00:11:04,555
<font size="47">But even though she told her friends
that Jonah was the one she was after,</font>

250
00:11:05,269 --> 00:11:08,399
<font size="47">Paxton Hall-Yoshida
just seemed so much more,</font>

251
00:11:08,481 --> 00:11:10,071
<font size="47">I don't know... hot?</font>

252
00:11:12,401 --> 00:11:15,701
<font size="47">[upbeat music playing]</font>

253
00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:18,280
<font size="47">[teacher] Devi, Ben.
Can you come back in here, please?</font>

254
00:11:20,910 --> 00:11:24,120
<font size="47">I am honored to have powerful voices
in my class,</font>

255
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:26,535
<font size="47">but in the past,
the competition between the two of you</font>

256
00:11:26,624 --> 00:11:30,844
<font size="47">has not been... useful
to the learning environment of others.</font>

257
00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:34,050
<font size="47">[McEnroe] Devi has,
what you might consider, a short fuse,</font>

258
00:11:34,131 --> 00:11:36,761
<font size="47">and sometimes, she's a straight up psycho,</font>

259
00:11:37,259 --> 00:11:38,509
<font size="47">which I find pretty admirable.</font>

260
00:11:38,594 --> 00:11:39,434
<font size="47">-[screams]
-[shatters]</font>

261
00:11:39,553 --> 00:11:40,393
<font size="47">[class gasps]</font>

262
00:11:40,471 --> 00:11:43,681
<font size="47">So do you think you can
set aside your rivalry</font>

263
00:11:43,766 --> 00:11:45,676
<font size="47">for the good of the class?</font>

264
00:11:45,768 --> 00:11:47,478
<font size="47">Well, of course, Mister Shapiro.</font>

265
00:11:47,561 --> 00:11:48,901
<font size="47">A great idea, as always.</font>

266
00:11:49,605 --> 00:11:52,975
<font size="47">I agree. In fact, I liked your idea
even more than he did. [chuckles]</font>

267
00:11:53,442 --> 00:11:55,742
<font size="47">[pleasant music playing]</font>

268
00:11:55,820 --> 00:11:56,650
<font size="47">Okay.</font>

269
00:11:57,822 --> 00:12:00,202
<font size="47">Man, David, watching you flirt with Jonah</font>

270
00:12:00,282 --> 00:12:02,792
<font size="47">was just about the saddest thing
I've ever seen,</font>

271
00:12:02,868 --> 00:12:04,618
<font size="47">and I saw my dad run over our cat.</font>

272
00:12:04,745 --> 00:12:05,785
<font size="47">You know he's gay, right?</font>

273
00:12:05,871 --> 00:12:07,581
<font size="47">Your cat? No, I didn't.</font>

274
00:12:07,665 --> 00:12:08,865
<font size="47">[sarcastically] That's so cool.</font>

275
00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:11,213
<font size="47">Word of advice: just give up.</font>

276
00:12:11,293 --> 00:12:13,133
<font size="47">Plenty of amazing people
have died as virgins.</font>

277
00:12:13,212 --> 00:12:15,012
<font size="47">You and the rest of the UN
are in good company.</font>

278
00:12:15,089 --> 00:12:16,589
<font size="47">You know?
You shouldn't call us the UN.</font>

279
00:12:16,674 --> 00:12:18,804
<font size="47">-It's racist, and offensive, and--
-What?</font>

280
00:12:19,426 --> 00:12:20,926
<font size="47">Oh, like the United Nations?</font>

281
00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:24,060
<font size="47">No. We call you the UN,
because you are unfuckable nerds.</font>

282
00:12:24,348 --> 00:12:25,178
<font size="47">[gasps]</font>

283
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,096
<font size="47">[chuckles]</font>

284
00:12:27,351 --> 00:12:31,111
<font size="47">-[intense music playing]
-[sighs]</font>

285
00:12:31,188 --> 00:12:32,858
<font size="47">Can you believe he said that?</font>

286
00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:35,110
<font size="47">What do you think, Doctor Ryan?
Do you agree with him?</font>

287
00:12:35,192 --> 00:12:37,992
<font size="47">[McEnroe] This is Doctor Jamie Ryan,
a child psychologist</font>

288
00:12:38,070 --> 00:12:39,860
<font size="47">from Toluca Lake, California.</font>

289
00:12:39,947 --> 00:12:41,447
<font size="47">She's Devi's therapist,</font>

290
00:12:41,532 --> 00:12:43,662
<font size="47">and this morning,
the woman Devi is shouting at.</font>

291
00:12:44,326 --> 00:12:48,496
<font size="47">Wait, you're asking me to tell you
if I think you're bangable?</font>

292
00:12:48,581 --> 00:12:51,081
<font size="47">-Yeah.
-Devi, I can't do that.</font>

293
00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:54,796
<font size="47">Ethically, legally, and most importantly,
it's creepy.</font>

294
00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:57,049
<font size="47">So you agree with Ben Gross
and the whole school</font>

295
00:12:57,131 --> 00:12:58,721
<font size="47">and think I'm a disgusting troll?</font>

296
00:12:58,799 --> 00:13:02,599
<font size="47">Hey, I am not going to tell you
I think you're sexy.</font>

297
00:13:02,678 --> 00:13:05,758
<font size="47">I will tell you that kid sucks,
and you should ignore him.</font>

298
00:13:05,848 --> 00:13:08,808
<font size="47">Doctor Ryan, you know how much trouble
I have taking the high road.</font>

299
00:13:08,893 --> 00:13:11,273
<font size="47">I do. Why don't you sit down?</font>

300
00:13:12,354 --> 00:13:14,484
<font size="47">So, you're back up on your feet.</font>

301
00:13:15,107 --> 00:13:16,277
<font size="47">That's gotta feel good.</font>

302
00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:18,614
<font size="47">Yeah. That part was good.</font>

303
00:13:18,861 --> 00:13:20,651
<font size="47">It was so nice not to be in a wheelchair,</font>

304
00:13:21,196 --> 00:13:23,236
<font size="47">but people were still staring at me.</font>

305
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:25,784
<font size="47">They all think I was faking
being paralyzed.</font>

306
00:13:26,118 --> 00:13:27,238
<font size="47">Why would I fake that?</font>

307
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,908
<font size="47">Because it's such a cool look</font>

308
00:13:28,996 --> 00:13:31,076
<font size="47">to have your cousin
help you onto the toilet?</font>

309
00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:35,956
<font size="47">Listen, I think I've got something
that could really help you.</font>

310
00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:39,130
<font size="47">Paxil, Lexapro, Xanax, Zoloft?
I'll try anything.</font>

311
00:13:39,465 --> 00:13:42,545
<font size="47">Whoa! Knock it off, wannabe pill popper.</font>

312
00:13:43,093 --> 00:13:44,223
<font size="47">It's a grief journal.</font>

313
00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:47,640
<font size="47">Sometimes, the pain we feel
is too hard to say out loud.</font>

314
00:13:47,723 --> 00:13:50,523
<font size="47">This way,
you don't actually have to say it.</font>

315
00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:54,560
<font size="47">And if this doesn't work,
you can always prescribe me some Klonopin.</font>

316
00:13:55,272 --> 00:13:56,152
<font size="47">Girl, bye.</font>

317
00:13:56,732 --> 00:13:58,822
<font size="47">[upbeat music playing]</font>

318
00:13:58,901 --> 00:14:00,691
<font size="47">Devi, how was your first day at school?</font>

319
00:14:00,778 --> 00:14:02,608
<font size="47">I'll be honest. It was mixed.</font>

320
00:14:02,696 --> 00:14:04,236
<font size="47">I got all the classes I wanted.</font>

321
00:14:04,323 --> 00:14:07,413
<font size="47">Prime locker location.
Ben Gross is still a dick.</font>

322
00:14:07,868 --> 00:14:09,158
<font size="47">Are we allowed to say "dick" now?</font>

323
00:14:09,244 --> 00:14:11,164
<font size="47">No one can say "dick" in this house.</font>

324
00:14:11,622 --> 00:14:14,252
<font size="47">Why do let that Ben Gross
rile you up so much? He's like 5'2".</font>

325
00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:16,878
<font size="47">Damn, Mom! That was savage. Up top.</font>

326
00:14:18,003 --> 00:14:19,923
<font size="47">Ah, okay. I do not like high-fiving.
It's violent.</font>

327
00:14:20,005 --> 00:14:21,295
<font size="47">Can we please not do that again?</font>

328
00:14:21,799 --> 00:14:23,219
<font size="47">On a more civilized note,</font>

329
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,840
<font size="47">I received some
very exciting information today.</font>

330
00:14:25,928 --> 00:14:29,678
<font size="47">Kamala, your parents
have found you a match...</font>

331
00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:30,595
<font size="47">for marriage.</font>

332
00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:32,138
<font size="47">They did?</font>

333
00:14:32,226 --> 00:14:34,726
<font size="47">Yes! His name is Prashant.
He's an engineer.</font>

334
00:14:34,812 --> 00:14:36,272
<font size="47">Isn't that fantastic?</font>

335
00:14:36,355 --> 00:14:38,895
<font size="47">[McEnroe] Kamala was expected
to have an arranged marriage</font>

336
00:14:38,983 --> 00:14:40,943
<font size="47">after she finished her studies abroad,</font>

337
00:14:41,193 --> 00:14:44,243
<font size="47">but she felt less than enthusiastic
about this idea.</font>

338
00:14:44,321 --> 00:14:45,451
<font size="47">Oh, that's so wonderful.</font>

339
00:14:45,948 --> 00:14:48,528
<font size="47">A husband from India?
Someone I've never met before.</font>

340
00:14:48,617 --> 00:14:50,697
<font size="47">[sarcastically] Perfect stranger.
How exciting.</font>

341
00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:51,866
<font size="47">I know!</font>

342
00:14:51,954 --> 00:14:54,674
<font size="47">Finally, some good news for this family.</font>

343
00:14:54,748 --> 00:14:56,248
<font size="47">Yeah. That's frigging great.</font>

344
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,753
<font size="47">Kamala does nothing
and gets a full husband in the mail.</font>

345
00:14:59,253 --> 00:15:02,303
<font size="47">Meanwhile, I'm trying to trick a gay guy
into going to Johnny Rockets with me.</font>

346
00:15:02,756 --> 00:15:05,126
<font size="47">You know what? I'm just too jealous
to eat with you right now.</font>

347
00:15:05,759 --> 00:15:06,639
<font size="47">Devi...</font>

348
00:15:19,982 --> 00:15:21,032
<font size="47">[male voice] Devi.</font>

349
00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:24,240
<font size="47">[angelic music playing]</font>

350
00:15:24,319 --> 00:15:26,449
<font size="47">-[male voice] Devi, come here.
-[clapping in background]</font>

351
00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:29,580
<font size="47">[music continues]</font>

352
00:15:29,658 --> 00:15:31,868
<font size="47">-Dad?
-Come, come. Sit down.</font>

353
00:15:31,952 --> 00:15:33,252
<font size="47">I want to show you something.</font>

354
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,539
<font size="47">This is John McEnroe.</font>

355
00:15:41,045 --> 00:15:43,165
<font size="47">He is my favorite player of all time.</font>

356
00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:45,550
<font size="47">[McEnroe] Hey, look at that! It's me.</font>

357
00:15:45,674 --> 00:15:47,434
<font size="47">I told you it would all make sense.</font>

358
00:15:48,052 --> 00:15:50,222
<font size="47">He doesn't let anyone push him around.</font>

359
00:15:50,304 --> 00:15:53,314
<font size="47">Look at him,
giving it back to that umpire.</font>

360
00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:55,640
<font size="47">He's a firecracker... just like you.</font>

361
00:15:56,435 --> 00:15:57,265
<font size="47">[sniffles]</font>

362
00:15:58,312 --> 00:15:59,232
<font size="47">Kanna, what is it?</font>

363
00:16:00,522 --> 00:16:02,362
<font size="47">Dad, am I ugly?</font>

364
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,744
<font size="47">What nonsense.
I'm looking at you right now.</font>

365
00:16:05,819 --> 00:16:07,609
<font size="47">You're the most beautiful girl
in the world.</font>

366
00:16:07,696 --> 00:16:10,236
<font size="47">No. Kamala is beautiful,</font>

367
00:16:10,324 --> 00:16:13,494
<font size="47">and a boy at school
said that I was an un--</font>

368
00:16:15,037 --> 00:16:16,497
<font size="47">He said something mean to me.</font>

369
00:16:17,122 --> 00:16:19,712
<font size="47">This boy is clearly an idiot,
like this umpire.</font>

370
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,252
<font size="47">Do you think John McEnroe
would let that umpire tell him</font>

371
00:16:22,336 --> 00:16:23,546
<font size="47">that he's not beautiful?</font>

372
00:16:23,879 --> 00:16:26,129
<font size="47">No. He would stand up for himself.</font>

373
00:16:27,174 --> 00:16:28,844
<font size="47">So I should beat up Ben Gross?</font>

374
00:16:29,259 --> 00:16:30,509
<font size="47">What? No, no, no.</font>

375
00:16:30,594 --> 00:16:33,064
<font size="47">You fight back
with your spirit, little one.</font>

376
00:16:33,138 --> 00:16:35,428
<font size="47">You stand up for yourself, just like him.</font>

377
00:16:36,183 --> 00:16:39,653
<font size="47">[over TV] Answer my question!
The question, jerk!</font>

378
00:16:42,439 --> 00:16:44,479
<font size="47">Thanks, Dad. I'll try.</font>

379
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,202
<font size="47">Wait. What are you doing here?</font>

380
00:16:54,076 --> 00:16:55,576
<font size="47">This is my living room.</font>

381
00:16:55,661 --> 00:16:58,501
<font size="47">[stammers] No, I mean, you died.</font>

382
00:16:59,123 --> 00:17:01,003
<font size="47">Oh, that? I'm better now.</font>

383
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:03,844
<font size="47">[crowd cheering on TV]</font>

384
00:17:05,587 --> 00:17:06,457
<font size="47">[gasps]</font>

385
00:17:18,225 --> 00:17:19,385
<font size="47">[book thuds onto floor]</font>

386
00:17:21,186 --> 00:17:24,106
<font size="47">[McEnroe] So the next morning,
Devi took her dad's advice</font>

387
00:17:24,189 --> 00:17:29,189
<font size="47">and decided to fight back with her spirit,
AKA she would be serving a damn look.</font>

388
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:32,450
<font size="47">Ben Gross better get ready
to eat his words.</font>

389
00:17:32,865 --> 00:17:36,195
<font size="47">[dramatic upbeat music playing]</font>

390
00:17:42,082 --> 00:17:46,002
<font size="47">Woah, Devi, you look
like an Indian Kardashian.</font>

391
00:17:46,086 --> 00:17:48,586
<font size="47">Thanks, Fab, but I thought
we were dressing hot today.</font>

392
00:17:49,089 --> 00:17:52,009
<font size="47">This is my boys' medium polo
instead of my usual large.</font>

393
00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:54,342
<font size="47">-The janitor said--
-No. Just, no.</font>

394
00:17:54,428 --> 00:17:56,558
<font size="47">-Stop.
-[Eleanor] Well, I know I did a good job.</font>

395
00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:59,272
<font size="47">Get a load of sexy flapper girl.</font>

396
00:17:59,349 --> 00:18:01,849
<font size="47">[dramatically] My grandmother died
in this dress.</font>

397
00:18:02,769 --> 00:18:04,559
<font size="47">Okay. Let's just stick to the plan.</font>

398
00:18:04,938 --> 00:18:06,148
<font size="47">What's our goal for today?</font>

399
00:18:06,231 --> 00:18:07,651
<font size="47">-[both] To make conversation.
-Right.</font>

400
00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:08,943
<font size="47">We're talking to the boys.</font>

401
00:18:09,026 --> 00:18:12,396
<font size="47">I'm gonna ask Jonah to come over and watch
unreleased Ariana Grande footage.</font>

402
00:18:12,487 --> 00:18:15,817
<font size="47">Before you know it,
we'll all be boinking at prom. Okay.</font>

403
00:18:16,783 --> 00:18:18,373
<font size="47">Boyfriend, here I co--</font>

404
00:18:18,452 --> 00:18:19,372
<font size="47">[thuds into floor]</font>

405
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,830
<font size="47">[school bell rings]</font>

406
00:18:22,706 --> 00:18:23,616
<font size="47">[nervously] Hey, Jonah.</font>

407
00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:25,831
<font size="47">Ew, you're bleeding.</font>

408
00:18:25,918 --> 00:18:28,588
<font size="47">You're getting knee blood
on the chair. It's unsanitary.</font>

409
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:29,500
<font size="47">You could have AIDS.</font>

410
00:18:29,588 --> 00:18:31,918
<font size="47">I thought no one would bang me.
How could I have AIDS?</font>

411
00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:33,257
<font size="47">Easy. Blood transfusion.</font>

412
00:18:33,342 --> 00:18:34,342
<font size="47">Or sharing needles.</font>

413
00:18:34,426 --> 00:18:36,756
<font size="47">[scoffs] You wish you were cool enough
for intravenous drugs.</font>

414
00:18:36,845 --> 00:18:39,175
<font size="47">Oh. Drugs are, like, cool now? 
I didn't realize</font>

415
00:18:39,264 --> 00:18:41,564
<font size="47">you were a hillbilly tweaker.
I guess you're skinny enough.</font>

416
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,562
<font size="47">Uh, I'm not skinny. I'm jacked.</font>

417
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:46,104
<font size="47">Hmph, for now, until you morph
into your big fat dad.</font>

418
00:18:46,188 --> 00:18:47,148
<font size="47">Shut up. My dad's hot.</font>

419
00:18:47,606 --> 00:18:50,606
<font size="47">You've no idea what he's been through.
He has thyroid issues.</font>

420
00:18:50,692 --> 00:18:52,862
<font size="47">Enough! We talked about this yesterday.</font>

421
00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:58,740
<font size="47">How can we mend the conflict of our past
when the conflict of our present rages on?</font>

422
00:18:59,493 --> 00:19:01,163
<font size="47">-Boo.
-That doesn't mean anything.</font>

423
00:19:01,828 --> 00:19:03,498
<font size="47">Those responses were very hurtful.</font>

424
00:19:03,914 --> 00:19:05,044
<font size="47">Go to the principal's office.</font>

425
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:06,626
<font size="47">[both scoff]</font>

426
00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:10,674
<font size="47">[principal] Look who it is.
Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Idiot.</font>

427
00:19:10,754 --> 00:19:14,054
<font size="47">You will both report here after school
to do some unpaid labor in the office.</font>

428
00:19:14,132 --> 00:19:15,302
<font size="47">[both] Like an internship?</font>

429
00:19:15,384 --> 00:19:17,094
<font size="47">No. Like a punishment.</font>

430
00:19:17,177 --> 00:19:18,097
<font size="47">You're in trouble!</font>

431
00:19:18,178 --> 00:19:19,388
<font size="47">I can't.</font>

432
00:19:19,471 --> 00:19:22,061
<font size="47">I'm supposed to go cheer on
my girlfriend's field hockey practice.</font>

433
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:23,640
<font size="47">You know, I support women.</font>

434
00:19:24,142 --> 00:19:25,772
<font size="47">Is that why, Mister Feminist?</font>

435
00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:28,436
<font size="47">Or is it to watch a bunch
of teenage boobs bounce around?</font>

436
00:19:28,522 --> 00:19:29,652
<font size="47">[Devi chuckles]</font>

437
00:19:29,731 --> 00:19:31,071
<font size="47">Field hockey is a beautiful sport.</font>

438
00:19:31,149 --> 00:19:32,319
<font size="47">Busted. You're a perv.</font>

439
00:19:32,401 --> 00:19:34,741
<font size="47">And what are you laughing at,
Erin Brockovich?</font>

440
00:19:35,153 --> 00:19:36,953
<font size="47">Is that a skirt or a headband?</font>

441
00:19:37,030 --> 00:19:38,570
<font size="47">You know, get your acts together,</font>

442
00:19:38,657 --> 00:19:42,287
<font size="47">or I will personally call all the Ivies
and tell them not to admit you.</font>

443
00:19:42,369 --> 00:19:46,289
<font size="47">Get ready to get your online degree
at StDoofusUniversity.com.</font>

444
00:19:48,292 --> 00:19:49,292
<font size="47">You're dismissed.</font>

445
00:19:49,376 --> 00:19:52,086
<font size="47">["So Strange" by Superhumanoids playing]</font>

446
00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:56,839
<font size="47">Your stupid heels are slowing us down.
Take them off.</font>

447
00:19:56,925 --> 00:19:59,295
<font size="47">Yeah, I'm sure you'd like to see
my bare feet, sicko.</font>

448
00:19:59,386 --> 00:20:00,346
<font size="47">Foot fetish much?</font>

449
00:20:00,429 --> 00:20:02,889
<font size="47">♪ Always I ♪</font>

450
00:20:04,016 --> 00:20:06,016
<font size="47">♪ Drive so ♪</font>

451
00:20:06,810 --> 00:20:09,860
<font size="47">♪ To see ♪</font>

452
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,320
<font size="47">♪ You ♪</font>

453
00:20:11,398 --> 00:20:13,068
<font size="47">Oh, my God! Oliver Martinez?</font>

454
00:20:13,608 --> 00:20:14,858
<font size="47">Stop molesting my friend!</font>

455
00:20:15,402 --> 00:20:17,402
<font size="47">He's not molesting me.
He's caressing me.</font>

456
00:20:17,779 --> 00:20:18,739
<font size="47">He's my boyfriend.</font>

457
00:20:19,406 --> 00:20:21,066
<font size="47">Wait. You have a boyfriend?</font>

458
00:20:21,158 --> 00:20:22,738
<font size="47">We had to keep it a secret.</font>

459
00:20:22,826 --> 00:20:25,866
<font size="47">I mean, can you imagine the shock waves
it would send through drama club?</font>

460
00:20:25,954 --> 00:20:27,504
<font size="47">An actress dating tech crew?</font>

461
00:20:27,914 --> 00:20:28,924
<font size="47">[mimics bomb exploding]</font>

462
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,633
<font size="47">I just... I didn't want to upstage you</font>

463
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:33,800
<font size="47">while you were trying to get
a boyfriend of your own.</font>

464
00:20:33,879 --> 00:20:35,919
<font size="47">I can't believe
you didn't tell me and Fabiola.</font>

465
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,087
<font size="47">[nervously] Fabiola knows.</font>

466
00:20:38,175 --> 00:20:39,215
<font size="47">-[gasps]
-[Ben] Wow.</font>

467
00:20:39,301 --> 00:20:42,391
<font size="47">I guess I was wrong when I said
no one would date anyone in the UN.</font>

468
00:20:42,471 --> 00:20:43,511
<font size="47">They just won't date you.</font>

469
00:20:43,597 --> 00:20:44,927
<font size="47">-Shut up, Ben!
-Ow.</font>

470
00:20:45,015 --> 00:20:46,215
<font size="47">I'm sorry. I just didn't know</font>

471
00:20:46,308 --> 00:20:48,268
<font size="47">how you would react 
with your legs and everything.</font>

472
00:20:48,352 --> 00:20:49,642
<font size="47">I didn't want to upset you.</font>

473
00:20:49,728 --> 00:20:51,358
<font size="47">Me? Upset?</font>

474
00:20:51,438 --> 00:20:54,648
<font size="47">No. You should be upset
for your weird taste in men.</font>

475
00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:56,823
<font size="47">[sarcastically] Me? I'm cool. Cool as ice.</font>

476
00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:58,648
<font size="47">Peace.</font>

477
00:21:00,822 --> 00:21:01,992
<font size="47">[Devi screams hysterically]</font>

478
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:06,290
<font size="47">You guys saw her hit me, right?
You know, my dad's a lawyer.</font>

479
00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:07,250
<font size="47">[sighs]</font>

480
00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:09,288
<font size="47">[McEnroe] When you're a normal person</font>

481
00:21:09,373 --> 00:21:11,633
<font size="47">with genuinely balanced reactions
to things,</font>

482
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:15,168
<font size="47">it may be hard to understand
why we hotheads fly off the handle.</font>

483
00:21:15,253 --> 00:21:16,883
<font size="47">For me, it's a reasonable reaction</font>

484
00:21:16,963 --> 00:21:19,593
<font size="47">to the general blindness
of most tennis umpires.</font>

485
00:21:19,674 --> 00:21:21,724
<font size="47">For Devi, it's a logical response</font>

486
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:24,052
<font size="47">to being betrayed
by her supposed best friends.</font>

487
00:21:24,137 --> 00:21:26,967
<font size="47">How could Eleanor have a boyfriend
and not tell her about it?</font>

488
00:21:27,057 --> 00:21:28,677
<font size="47">And why would she tell Fabiola?</font>

489
00:21:28,767 --> 00:21:30,847
<font size="47">Does she think Devi's too unhinged
to handle it?</font>

490
00:21:30,936 --> 00:21:32,436
<font size="47">Or that Devi would be jealous of her?</font>

491
00:21:32,521 --> 00:21:34,061
<font size="47">Do both of her friends think</font>

492
00:21:34,147 --> 00:21:37,817
<font size="47">she's just a pitiful, lonely,
wheelchair girl without a freaking dad?</font>

493
00:21:37,901 --> 00:21:39,691
<font size="47">-What the hell?
-[Devi screams]</font>

494
00:21:40,487 --> 00:21:41,317
<font size="47">[book thuds]</font>

495
00:21:41,405 --> 00:21:43,365
<font size="47">And that's how it happens, folks.</font>

496
00:21:43,448 --> 00:21:45,238
<font size="47">That's how we hotheads boil over.</font>

497
00:21:45,659 --> 00:21:48,369
<font size="47">What was that?
What happened to the window?</font>

498
00:21:48,453 --> 00:21:49,623
<font size="47">[stammers] A bird hit it.</font>

499
00:21:49,704 --> 00:21:50,544
<font size="47">Bird?</font>

500
00:21:51,081 --> 00:21:53,631
<font size="47">This is my fault
for keeping the windows so clean.</font>

501
00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:54,957
<font size="47">Where is the poor bird?</font>

502
00:21:55,043 --> 00:21:56,173
<font size="47">It flew away.</font>

503
00:21:56,253 --> 00:21:57,423
<font size="47">[Nalini] It flew away?</font>

504
00:21:57,879 --> 00:21:59,969
<font size="47">After breaking the window with its body?</font>

505
00:22:00,465 --> 00:22:01,295
<font size="47">[Nalini gasps]</font>

506
00:22:01,967 --> 00:22:05,097
<font size="47">Devi, that book was blessed by God!</font>

507
00:22:05,512 --> 00:22:06,892
<font size="47">The bird must have done it.</font>

508
00:22:07,431 --> 00:22:09,521
<font size="47">[angrily] Devi, you are lying
to your mother,</font>

509
00:22:09,599 --> 00:22:12,099
<font size="47">and then bringing shame
on an innocent bird?</font>

510
00:22:12,644 --> 00:22:13,814
<font size="47">Just leave me alone!</font>

511
00:22:21,153 --> 00:22:23,783
<font size="47">[sad music playing]</font>

512
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:29,949
<font size="47">Doctor Ryan?</font>

513
00:22:30,996 --> 00:22:32,996
<font size="47">Devi, we don't have an appointment.</font>

514
00:22:33,331 --> 00:22:34,791
<font size="47">I know, but I need your help.</font>

515
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:36,748
<font size="47">Wait. Why do you look hot?</font>

516
00:22:37,169 --> 00:22:38,129
<font size="47">Do you have a date?</font>

517
00:22:38,211 --> 00:22:41,011
<font size="47">Uh... yes, I do.
And don't look so shocked.</font>

518
00:22:41,089 --> 00:22:43,719
<font size="47">I do have a life 
outside of being your therapist.</font>

519
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,050
<font size="47">Not right now, you don't.
I need your help.</font>

520
00:22:46,887 --> 00:22:47,927
<font size="47">Okay.</font>

521
00:22:48,722 --> 00:22:49,642
<font size="47">What's going on?</font>

522
00:22:50,223 --> 00:22:51,563
<font size="47">Eleanor has a secret boyfriend</font>

523
00:22:51,641 --> 00:22:53,641
<font size="47">that her and Fabiola
have been keeping from me,</font>

524
00:22:53,727 --> 00:22:56,647
<font size="47">because they thought I was unhinged
and would have a nervous breakdown.</font>

525
00:22:56,730 --> 00:22:57,980
<font size="47">Which, it seems like you are.</font>

526
00:22:58,064 --> 00:22:59,694
<font size="47">Yeah, I'm losing it, Doc.</font>

527
00:23:01,485 --> 00:23:03,195
<font size="47">Okay. All right.</font>

528
00:23:04,571 --> 00:23:05,411
<font size="47">[exhales]</font>

529
00:23:05,614 --> 00:23:09,244
<font size="47">Talk to me.
How does their lie make you feel?</font>

530
00:23:09,701 --> 00:23:11,581
<font size="47">It doesn't matter how it makes me feel.</font>

531
00:23:11,661 --> 00:23:12,911
<font size="47">It matters how it makes me look.</font>

532
00:23:12,996 --> 00:23:15,206
<font size="47">Well, all right. How do you want to look?</font>

533
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:19,456
<font size="47">Normal. I just want to be a normal girl,
who isn't called mean names,</font>

534
00:23:19,544 --> 00:23:21,384
<font size="47">and could actually have a boyfriend.</font>

535
00:23:21,713 --> 00:23:24,883
<font size="47">I don't even care who he is,
as long as he wanted to be with me.</font>

536
00:23:26,593 --> 00:23:27,433
<font size="47">[exhales deeply]</font>

537
00:23:27,969 --> 00:23:31,259
<font size="47">Devi, look, can I be honest with you?</font>

538
00:23:31,723 --> 00:23:35,233
<font size="47">Having just any boyfriend,
no matter who he is,</font>

539
00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:39,360
<font size="47">is not gonna make you happier
or change who you are.</font>

540
00:23:39,439 --> 00:23:42,609
<font size="47">Trust me,
but after all you've been through,</font>

541
00:23:42,692 --> 00:23:45,742
<font size="47">maybe you shouldn't be so focused
on having a boyfriend.</font>

542
00:23:46,238 --> 00:23:50,198
<font size="47">I mean, do you really think you'd make
a good girlfriend right now?</font>

543
00:23:51,952 --> 00:23:52,992
<font size="47">Probably not.</font>

544
00:23:53,620 --> 00:23:54,580
<font size="47">Okay.</font>

545
00:23:54,663 --> 00:23:59,003
<font size="47">So what is it you can do this year
to succeed at something</font>

546
00:23:59,084 --> 00:24:00,754
<font size="47">that would actually make you happy...</font>

547
00:24:01,211 --> 00:24:03,051
<font size="47">and make you feel good about yourself?</font>

548
00:24:04,881 --> 00:24:06,881
<font size="47">["Composure" by Argonaut &amp; Wasp playing]</font>

549
00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:08,467
<font size="47">I think I know what I need to do.</font>

550
00:24:09,636 --> 00:24:11,846
<font size="47">All right. My girl.</font>

551
00:24:11,930 --> 00:24:14,270
<font size="47">Now get to gettin'. I got a hot date.</font>

552
00:24:15,058 --> 00:24:16,268
<font size="47">Good luck on your date.</font>

553
00:24:17,477 --> 00:24:18,597
<font size="47">[exhales deeply]</font>

554
00:24:21,606 --> 00:24:24,276
<font size="47">♪ Turn around, cause you're pretty
And I like that ♪</font>

555
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:25,189
<font size="47">Later, man.</font>

556
00:24:30,115 --> 00:24:30,945
<font size="47">Hi, Paxton.</font>

557
00:24:33,201 --> 00:24:35,911
<font size="47">You don't know me, 
but my name is Devi Vishwakumar.</font>

558
00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:36,906
<font size="47">I'm a sophomore.</font>

559
00:24:37,831 --> 00:24:39,211
<font size="47">I sit behind you in history class.</font>

560
00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:42,247
<font size="47">I was also paralyzed last year?</font>

561
00:24:43,670 --> 00:24:45,670
<font size="47">Oh, okay, great.
You are familiar with that.</font>

562
00:24:46,172 --> 00:24:47,012
<font size="47">So here's the thing.</font>

563
00:24:47,924 --> 00:24:48,804
<font size="47">I'm into you.</font>

564
00:24:50,552 --> 00:24:54,562
<font size="47">Like, I could name every class you've had
for the last two years.</font>

565
00:24:57,017 --> 00:24:58,097
<font size="47">But I won't do that.</font>

566
00:24:58,602 --> 00:25:00,102
<font size="47">And I know you'd never be my boyfriend,</font>

567
00:25:00,186 --> 00:25:02,726
<font size="47">because you're you, and I'm me,</font>

568
00:25:03,356 --> 00:25:06,316
<font size="47">but I was wondering
if you would ever consider...</font>

569
00:25:08,403 --> 00:25:10,533
<font size="47">[stammers] h--having sex with me?</font>

570
00:25:13,658 --> 00:25:16,408
<font size="47">Oh, my God. I'm such an idiot.
I'm so sorry.</font>

571
00:25:16,494 --> 00:25:18,464
<font size="47">-I can't believe I just did that.
-Yeah.</font>

572
00:25:19,497 --> 00:25:20,327
<font size="47">Okay.</font>

573
00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:22,131
<font size="47">What?</font>

574
00:25:22,208 --> 00:25:24,498
<font size="47">[McEnroe] What? That actually worked?</font>

575
00:25:24,878 --> 00:25:26,128
<font size="47">[Paxton] Just sex, right?</font>

576
00:25:26,504 --> 00:25:27,384
<font size="47">[Devi] Just sex.</font>

577
00:25:28,089 --> 00:25:31,049
<font size="47">I'm down, but I can't tonight.</font>

578
00:25:32,302 --> 00:25:33,892
<font size="47">Wow, okay!</font>

579
00:25:33,970 --> 00:25:36,220
<font size="47">Twist. This is surprising.</font>

580
00:25:36,681 --> 00:25:37,851
<font size="47">Looking forward to it.</font>

581
00:25:37,932 --> 00:25:39,852
<font size="47">Will circle back about it.</font>

582
00:25:43,146 --> 00:25:45,106
<font size="47">["Playing Games"
by Anna Of The North playing]</font>

583
00:25:48,401 --> 00:25:49,241
<font size="47">Okay!</font>

584
00:25:49,736 --> 00:25:51,196
<font size="47">[McEnroe] Devi couldn't believe it.</font>

585
00:25:51,279 --> 00:25:55,449
<font size="47">For the first time, she had something
she wanted to write in her grief journal.</font>

586
00:25:59,621 --> 00:26:02,251
<font size="47">♪ Left you thinking in the dark ♪</font>

587
00:26:05,835 --> 00:26:08,505
<font size="47">♪ Just to make you feel unsure ♪</font>

588
00:26:12,050 --> 00:26:14,590
<font size="47">♪ Then I know you want me more ♪</font>

589
00:26:16,638 --> 00:26:19,678
<font size="47">♪ If it's hurting, hurting, hurting ♪</font>

590
00:26:19,808 --> 00:26:22,688
<font size="47">♪ Then it's working, working, working ♪</font>

591
00:26:22,769 --> 00:26:24,769
<font size="47">♪ Oh, my God ♪</font>

592
00:26:26,481 --> 00:26:27,821
<font size="47">♪ God ♪</font>

593
00:26:30,819 --> 00:26:33,739
<font size="47">♪ I've been playing games
With your heart ♪</font>

594
00:26:36,866 --> 00:26:39,946
<font size="47">♪ I've been playing games
With your heart ♪</font>

595
00:26:43,331 --> 00:26:46,291
<font size="47">♪ I've been playing games
With your heart ♪</font>

596
00:26:49,337 --> 00:26:52,417
<font size="47">♪ I've been playing games
With your heart ♪</font>

597
00:26:55,719 --> 00:26:58,559
<font size="47">♪ I've been playing games
With your heart ♪</font>

598
00:27:00,348 --> 00:27:02,348
<font size="47">♪ If it's hurting, hurting, hurting ♪</font>

599
00:27:03,476 --> 00:27:06,306
<font size="47">♪ Then it's working, working, working ♪</font>

600
00:27:06,396 --> 00:27:08,396
<font size="47">♪ Oh, my God ♪</font>

