1 00:00:06,861 --> 00:00:08,861 [EDM music playing] 2 00:00:13,201 --> 00:00:15,041 [McEnroe] Hey, it’s your boy McEnroe again. 3 00:00:15,787 --> 00:00:16,907 Now, you may be wondering 4 00:00:16,996 --> 00:00:21,496 did Devi redecorate and become a super fan of the classic rock power-group, 5 00:00:21,584 --> 00:00:22,794 The Doobie Brothers? 6 00:00:23,461 --> 00:00:24,961 Not quite. 7 00:00:25,046 --> 00:00:27,966 A week ago, Devi and her mom had an epic blowout 8 00:00:28,049 --> 00:00:31,299 after Nalini said they were relocating to India. 9 00:00:31,386 --> 00:00:34,466 You remember,  the fight where Devi said this: 10 00:00:34,973 --> 00:00:37,023 I wish you were the one that died that night. 11 00:00:37,976 --> 00:00:38,886 [door slams] 12 00:00:40,186 --> 00:00:41,976 [McEnroe] After dropping that bomb, 13 00:00:42,063 --> 00:00:44,193 Devi decided she had to move out of the house 14 00:00:44,274 --> 00:00:47,444 before her mom had a chance to move her across the globe. 15 00:00:47,902 --> 00:00:48,992 But where to go? 16 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:52,740 She wasn’t really on speaking terms with her two best friends, 17 00:00:52,824 --> 00:00:55,914 and it would be psycho to ask a guy she’s only kissed once 18 00:00:55,994 --> 00:00:57,414 if she could live with him. 19 00:01:01,499 --> 00:01:03,709 So there’s really only one person left. 20 00:01:04,502 --> 00:01:05,632 [Ben] Hey, David. 21 00:01:05,879 --> 00:01:09,969 Um, did something kinda weird happen? Or did I do something dumb at my party? 22 00:01:10,383 --> 00:01:11,973 [McEnroe] He's talking about this: 23 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:15,814 -Whoa. Were you just trying to kiss me? -Uh... 24 00:01:15,889 --> 00:01:17,849 [McEnroe] And then four seconds later, this: 25 00:01:17,932 --> 00:01:19,432 Ben, what the hell? 26 00:01:20,351 --> 00:01:23,311 Anyway, if I did, that was just alcohol doing its thang. 27 00:01:23,396 --> 00:01:25,936 So I... I hope that you're not feeling weird, or awkward, 28 00:01:26,024 --> 00:01:27,734 -because I-- -Can I move in with you? 29 00:01:28,276 --> 00:01:29,316 [school bell rings] 30 00:01:29,402 --> 00:01:33,162 [McEnroe] Ben’s parents were surprisingly cool about letting Devi move in. 31 00:01:33,239 --> 00:01:35,699 Their only concern was that their last boarder, 32 00:01:35,783 --> 00:01:38,623 a Greek foreign-exchange student named Stavros, 33 00:01:38,703 --> 00:01:41,293 had robbed them and tried to seduce Ben’s mother. 34 00:01:41,372 --> 00:01:43,372 Devi promised she would do neither, 35 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:46,708 and was invited to stay in their rock-and-roll themed guest room. 36 00:01:47,503 --> 00:01:50,843 So now Devi got ready for school under the soulful gaze 37 00:01:50,924 --> 00:01:53,094 of Howard Gross’s favorite clients. 38 00:01:53,426 --> 00:01:55,426 [pop music playing] 39 00:02:03,228 --> 00:02:04,478 -Good morning. -Morning. 40 00:02:04,562 --> 00:02:07,072 Good morning, Devi. 41 00:02:07,148 --> 00:02:08,938 I have made your favorite: 42 00:02:09,025 --> 00:02:11,485 -meat lover's omelet. -Thank you, Patty. 43 00:02:12,528 --> 00:02:14,658 Here's number one million and one of the things 44 00:02:14,739 --> 00:02:16,739 I couldn't get if I moved to India... 45 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,830 'cause nobody eats meat there. 46 00:02:18,910 --> 00:02:20,700 Well, actually, that's a common misconception. 47 00:02:20,787 --> 00:02:23,497 Only about 20 to 30 percent  of the population in India 48 00:02:23,581 --> 00:02:24,461 are truly vegetarian. 49 00:02:25,124 --> 00:02:26,254 I did an extra-credit report 50 00:02:26,334 --> 00:02:28,044 for World History on the cuisines of South Asia. 51 00:02:28,127 --> 00:02:29,127 Suck-up. 52 00:02:29,629 --> 00:02:31,509 You know, I would've run away earlier 53 00:02:31,589 --> 00:02:34,049 if I'd known I'd get to use a bathroom with a TV in it. 54 00:02:34,634 --> 00:02:37,014 Yeah. I like to watch Billions in the bath. 55 00:02:37,095 --> 00:02:38,175 Mmm. 56 00:02:39,264 --> 00:02:42,024 -Have you heard from your mom? -No. 57 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:45,350 Honestly, I'm surprised she hasn't had the police come over here 58 00:02:45,436 --> 00:02:46,806 to drag you home. [chuckles] 59 00:02:46,896 --> 00:02:48,436 I'm not sure she wants me back. 60 00:02:48,940 --> 00:02:52,610 I mean, I'm like the only Indian child ever to run away from home 61 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:53,744 aside from Mowgli. 62 00:02:53,820 --> 00:02:56,610 Mowgli didn't run away. He was lost after a tiger attack. 63 00:02:57,365 --> 00:02:58,905 What? I'm a reader. 64 00:02:59,492 --> 00:03:01,202 Look, maybe you should just apologize. 65 00:03:01,786 --> 00:03:03,286 Why should I apologize? 66 00:03:03,371 --> 00:03:06,541 She is the one who's ruining my life by moving me to India. 67 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,670 I never even got to go to Coachella, Ben. 68 00:03:08,751 --> 00:03:10,591 India is not that different from Coachella. 69 00:03:10,670 --> 00:03:13,670 It's crowded, dusty. Diplo's sort of around. 70 00:03:13,756 --> 00:03:15,506 Forget it. I'm not going. 71 00:03:15,591 --> 00:03:18,091 You could ask my dad to help you emancipate yourself like a child actor. 72 00:03:18,177 --> 00:03:21,637 It usually goes pretty well for them. You're looking to get into meth, right? 73 00:03:22,056 --> 00:03:24,056 [dance music playing] 74 00:03:30,064 --> 00:03:33,404 -Hello, Devi. -Jesus! Kamala, what the hell? 75 00:03:33,484 --> 00:03:35,494 I'm sorry. I've been told before 76 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:38,160 that my light tread is too elegant to be detected by the human ear. 77 00:03:38,239 --> 00:03:39,569 What are you doing here? 78 00:03:39,657 --> 00:03:41,777 I thought you might need some things from home. 79 00:03:41,868 --> 00:03:43,288 It seemed like you packed in haste. 80 00:03:43,369 --> 00:03:46,499 Yeah. I've been using Ben's deodorant all week. 81 00:03:46,581 --> 00:03:48,791 So, do you think you might return home sometime soon? 82 00:03:49,208 --> 00:03:51,168 It's not as much fun watching 90 Day Fiancé 83 00:03:51,252 --> 00:03:54,512 without your color commentary about all the, quote, "delusional uggos." 84 00:03:54,589 --> 00:03:55,969 I don't know, Kamala. 85 00:03:56,424 --> 00:03:57,934 Your mother also misses you a lot. 86 00:03:58,343 --> 00:03:59,223 Did she say that? 87 00:03:59,302 --> 00:04:00,802 Not in words, 88 00:04:00,887 --> 00:04:03,927 but I did see her hesitate when she threw out all your favorite snacks. 89 00:04:04,474 --> 00:04:06,644 -[scoffs] -So, is it nice over at Ben's? 90 00:04:06,726 --> 00:04:08,186 It's friggin' luxurious. 91 00:04:08,269 --> 00:04:10,019 They have a pool. They have a gym. 92 00:04:10,104 --> 00:04:12,194 They use hella cushy soft toilet paper. 93 00:04:12,273 --> 00:04:14,483 Not that one-ply trash Mom buys. 94 00:04:14,567 --> 00:04:16,567 And they let me use the dishwasher. 95 00:04:16,652 --> 00:04:17,702 I'm sure if you came home, 96 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:19,949 I could convince your mother to let you run the dishwasher once. 97 00:04:20,031 --> 00:04:21,491 Oh! Which home? 98 00:04:21,574 --> 00:04:25,084 The one here, or the one I'm being dragged to in India? 99 00:04:25,161 --> 00:04:27,871 Obviously, you won't need a dishwasher in India because you'll have servants. 100 00:04:28,289 --> 00:04:29,289 [scoffs] 101 00:04:30,208 --> 00:04:32,708 Please just tell my mom I'm not coming home 102 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:34,634 until she promises not to move. 103 00:04:35,088 --> 00:04:37,838 Hello. You're beautiful. Are you new here? 104 00:04:37,924 --> 00:04:39,054 Uh... excuse me? 105 00:04:39,133 --> 00:04:42,223 I'm Eric, a very popular and handsome jock. 106 00:04:42,303 --> 00:04:43,683 Would you like to be my girlfriend? 107 00:04:44,138 --> 00:04:45,638 Eric, get out of here. 108 00:04:45,723 --> 00:04:47,563 I totally get it. Have a good day. 109 00:04:51,104 --> 00:04:53,614 Hello, Arlene, this is Nalini Vishwakumar. 110 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,610 Oh, of course. Hello! 111 00:04:57,068 --> 00:04:59,858 Oh. How's that classic three and two? 112 00:05:00,405 --> 00:05:01,605 -It's fine. -Fine? 113 00:05:01,697 --> 00:05:04,237 Sounds like it's time for you guys to upgrade to a four and three, 114 00:05:04,325 --> 00:05:06,035 and I have new listing off of Moorpark 115 00:05:06,119 --> 00:05:09,789 with the most beautiful en suite you have ever seen in your life. 116 00:05:09,872 --> 00:05:12,542 And you tell Mohan it's got a rain shower. 117 00:05:13,292 --> 00:05:17,552 I would, but, um... sadly, he passed away eight months ago. 118 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:18,920 Oh, my God! 119 00:05:19,006 --> 00:05:20,586 Oh, I am so sorry. 120 00:05:20,675 --> 00:05:22,675 Thank you, and that's actually why I'm calling. 121 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,640 I have decided to move my daughter and I back to India, 122 00:05:25,721 --> 00:05:28,391 and, um, I'm looking to put my house on the market. 123 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,600 Uh, okay, sure. I'll get right on it. 124 00:05:30,685 --> 00:05:33,345 -Thank you. -But it is such a shame, you know? 125 00:05:34,188 --> 00:05:36,518 Mohan really loved that house. 126 00:05:39,652 --> 00:05:41,652 [sentimental music playing] 127 00:05:42,572 --> 00:05:44,452 Can you believe it? 128 00:05:44,532 --> 00:05:46,412 Wow. This is perfect. 129 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:49,698 Does it get any more Southern California than this? 130 00:05:50,329 --> 00:05:51,909 It's 90210, baby. 131 00:05:51,998 --> 00:05:54,328 Actually, it's 91403. 132 00:05:54,417 --> 00:05:56,207 A higher number. Even better! 133 00:05:56,294 --> 00:05:57,924 How come in all the movies about Hollywood 134 00:05:58,004 --> 00:06:00,134 no one mentions how many spiders live here? 135 00:06:00,631 --> 00:06:03,301 Forget about the spiders and look at the house. 136 00:06:03,843 --> 00:06:06,103 We could plant a little garden here, 137 00:06:06,179 --> 00:06:08,599 grow fresh tomatoes for thakkali sambar, 138 00:06:08,681 --> 00:06:11,271 and our children could get married right here on this lawn. 139 00:06:11,350 --> 00:06:14,650 And when we grow old, we can sit on the porch 140 00:06:14,729 --> 00:06:16,479 and shake our fists at the skateboarders. 141 00:06:17,315 --> 00:06:18,975 I do like to shake my fist. 142 00:06:19,066 --> 00:06:21,236 So, you thinking this is the one, folks? 143 00:06:21,736 --> 00:06:22,606 [sighs] 144 00:06:25,031 --> 00:06:26,071 Yes. 145 00:06:26,949 --> 00:06:29,239 Yes, this is our home. 146 00:06:29,327 --> 00:06:32,457 Wonderful! I'll get started on the paperwork. 147 00:06:32,538 --> 00:06:34,498 Welcome to the Valley, folks, 148 00:06:34,582 --> 00:06:36,672 LA's responsible sister. 149 00:06:36,751 --> 00:06:38,041 [Nalini and Mohan laugh] 150 00:06:38,127 --> 00:06:40,507 ["Beautiful Day" by U2 playing on car stereo] 151 00:06:40,588 --> 00:06:42,838 Oh, my gosh. What is this song? 152 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:45,344 It's a sign. It is a beautiful day! 153 00:06:45,843 --> 00:06:48,223 Arlene, can you please turn up that music? 154 00:06:48,304 --> 00:06:49,314 Sure. 155 00:06:49,388 --> 00:06:50,888 This is my new favorite song. 156 00:06:53,893 --> 00:06:55,193 [Nalini laughs] No! 157 00:07:00,525 --> 00:07:04,025 [McEnroe] Devi had hoped that kissing Paxton wasn’t a one-time thing, 158 00:07:04,612 --> 00:07:06,742 but ever since he showed up at her house, 159 00:07:06,822 --> 00:07:10,242 he had been a little bit, how do you say… distant? 160 00:07:10,326 --> 00:07:12,826 Hey. I haven't seen you all week. 161 00:07:13,204 --> 00:07:14,334 Yeah, I've been busy. 162 00:07:14,747 --> 00:07:15,787 Cool. 163 00:07:15,873 --> 00:07:19,923 So listen, I'm sorry my mom was so crazy to you the other day. 164 00:07:20,002 --> 00:07:22,462 It's fine. I don't really care what your mom thinks. 165 00:07:22,547 --> 00:07:23,707 -[laughs] -Totally. 166 00:07:23,798 --> 00:07:26,968 I mean, honestly, I got into a huge fight with her after that. 167 00:07:27,051 --> 00:07:29,051 Listen, I need to get to class. 168 00:07:29,136 --> 00:07:32,466 For sure, uh, but would you maybe  wanna hang out after school or something? 169 00:07:33,516 --> 00:07:36,976 I don't know. I, like, have a lot going on with swimming and stuff. 170 00:07:37,478 --> 00:07:38,398 [McEnroe] Oh, God. 171 00:07:38,479 --> 00:07:41,439 Get out of there, Devi. This is a classic brush-off. 172 00:07:42,650 --> 00:07:45,110 Cool. Well, if you change your mind or anything-- 173 00:07:45,194 --> 00:07:49,744 Hey, move it along. We do not give grades for hallway loitering. 174 00:07:49,824 --> 00:07:51,284 Go learn something. 175 00:07:53,035 --> 00:07:55,035 [sad music playing] 176 00:07:59,542 --> 00:08:01,842 [Dr. Ryan] Okay. Here you go. 177 00:08:01,919 --> 00:08:03,749 What's the point of all the ceramics in here? 178 00:08:04,422 --> 00:08:06,842 Just to make the place seem homier. 179 00:08:06,924 --> 00:08:08,934 Make my patients feel a little more comfortable. 180 00:08:09,552 --> 00:08:10,512 Strange. 181 00:08:10,595 --> 00:08:13,555 So, I'm glad you came in today. 182 00:08:13,639 --> 00:08:17,099 I mean, I didn't think you were someone who believed in therapy. 183 00:08:17,184 --> 00:08:19,314 I don't. It's for white people. 184 00:08:19,937 --> 00:08:22,567 I mean, clearly, there are some exceptions. 185 00:08:23,524 --> 00:08:27,744 I am not quite sure what to make of that, so I'm gonna ignore it. 186 00:08:27,820 --> 00:08:31,450 What I do want to talk about is Devi's progress. 187 00:08:31,907 --> 00:08:32,907 Yeah. 188 00:08:32,992 --> 00:08:35,042 -I'm concerned. -Yeah, me too. 189 00:08:35,703 --> 00:08:37,663 I told her we were moving us back to India, 190 00:08:37,747 --> 00:08:39,497 and she ran away to live with a family 191 00:08:39,582 --> 00:08:42,082 who apparently run their dishwasher day and night. 192 00:08:42,168 --> 00:08:45,668 -Wait. You're moving back to India? -Yeah, we have to. 193 00:08:46,464 --> 00:08:50,224 Devi is out of control. She needs to be in an environment that values discipline. 194 00:08:50,676 --> 00:08:53,136 Sure, but changing your geography 195 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:56,640 won't necessarily change the problems that Devi is dealing with. 196 00:08:56,724 --> 00:08:59,694 Well, I'm certainly not fixing them here on my own. 197 00:08:59,769 --> 00:09:02,269 I know that I'm not as good as Mohan, 198 00:09:02,355 --> 00:09:03,895 but I am trying. 199 00:09:04,231 --> 00:09:05,651 [inhales deeply] 200 00:09:06,525 --> 00:09:08,235 You must miss him a lot. 201 00:09:08,778 --> 00:09:10,698 How are you handling your grief? 202 00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:13,740 Oh, you know what? I am not falling for this one. 203 00:09:13,824 --> 00:09:17,584 I'm here to talk about my daughter who wishes I were dead. 204 00:09:18,245 --> 00:09:20,615 -I don't think that's true. -That is true. 205 00:09:20,706 --> 00:09:23,456 She said, quote, "I wish you were the one who had died." 206 00:09:26,295 --> 00:09:28,505 And that she didn't think I liked her. 207 00:09:30,633 --> 00:09:32,683 Why do you think Devi feels that way? 208 00:09:33,761 --> 00:09:35,181 Because I'm tough on her. 209 00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:37,970 I am. I know that. 210 00:09:39,141 --> 00:09:42,351 But it's only because I am scared... all the time. 211 00:09:43,604 --> 00:09:46,324 When she couldn't walk, I, um... 212 00:09:51,612 --> 00:09:54,122 You don't always have to be so strong. 213 00:09:54,699 --> 00:09:58,289 I mean, it might help her to know that you're also struggling. 214 00:09:59,203 --> 00:10:00,203 Come on. 215 00:10:00,871 --> 00:10:02,711 What good would that do? Huh? 216 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:07,378 Have you considered falling apart might actually be the thing that... 217 00:10:07,878 --> 00:10:09,548 brings your family back together? 218 00:10:10,047 --> 00:10:12,047 [sentimental music playing] 219 00:10:15,261 --> 00:10:17,601 [sighs, sniffs] 220 00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:20,389 Tomorrow is Mohan's birthday. 221 00:10:21,308 --> 00:10:23,978 He'd be so sad if he knew we weren't speaking. 222 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,243 [chuckles] 223 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:35,360 These ceramics are quite comforting. 224 00:10:36,282 --> 00:10:37,702 For white people too. 225 00:10:37,783 --> 00:10:38,623 [chuckles] 226 00:10:39,827 --> 00:10:41,657 [Paxton] All right. Trent thinks he can eat an-- 227 00:10:41,746 --> 00:10:44,206 -[Trent] No, I know. -[Paxton] No, you think... 228 00:10:44,290 --> 00:10:46,380 In one bite, in one bite... Prove it! 229 00:10:46,459 --> 00:10:48,879 -Are you guys ready? 'Cause I'm ready. -[Paxton] Prove it. Go ahead. 230 00:10:48,961 --> 00:10:54,051 Do it. Stuff it! Stuff it! Stuff it! 231 00:10:54,633 --> 00:10:55,893 Get it in there. Yes! 232 00:10:58,471 --> 00:11:03,431 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 233 00:11:03,517 --> 00:11:08,517 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 234 00:11:08,981 --> 00:11:10,191 ♪ Happy birth-- ♪ 235 00:11:13,235 --> 00:11:15,235 [sentimental music continues] 236 00:11:19,116 --> 00:11:21,236 [Patty] Devi, you have a visitor. 237 00:11:21,327 --> 00:11:22,367 Paxton? 238 00:11:24,038 --> 00:11:24,868 [sighs] 239 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:31,053 Oh, Miss Vivian does not allow any sugar in the house. 240 00:11:31,128 --> 00:11:33,708 -She's on keto diet and-- -Just take it. 241 00:11:33,798 --> 00:11:34,718 [whimpers] 242 00:11:40,387 --> 00:11:41,757 What are you doing here? 243 00:11:44,266 --> 00:11:46,186 I'm here because... um... 244 00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:49,058 even though your behavior has been outrageous 245 00:11:49,146 --> 00:11:51,896 and incredibly disrespectful, I... 246 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,407 I don't want us to fight anymore. 247 00:12:05,162 --> 00:12:07,792 Today is your father's birthday, and... 248 00:12:08,916 --> 00:12:11,336 I think it's time for us to scatter his ashes. 249 00:12:12,044 --> 00:12:13,554 Would you do that with me? 250 00:12:14,839 --> 00:12:16,549 You want to spread his ashes? 251 00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:20,180 -[indistinct radio chatter] -[sirens sounding] 252 00:12:21,804 --> 00:12:23,064 Why does it have to be today? 253 00:12:24,765 --> 00:12:26,925 Because it's his birthday, 254 00:12:27,017 --> 00:12:29,017 and we probably should have done it a long time ago. 255 00:12:30,145 --> 00:12:32,475 Or maybe it's because you want to do some spring cleaning 256 00:12:32,565 --> 00:12:34,065 before uprooting the whole family, 257 00:12:34,149 --> 00:12:36,609 and you're trying to get rid of unnecessary junk like Dad. 258 00:12:37,111 --> 00:12:40,321 Devi, that's, that's unkind. I--I wanted us to do this together. 259 00:12:40,781 --> 00:12:42,201 Well, you can count me out. 260 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,543 I'm not Marie Kondo-ing members of this family 261 00:12:44,618 --> 00:12:45,998 for your dumb India move. 262 00:12:49,164 --> 00:12:50,174 Okay. 263 00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:52,747 Like I said... 264 00:12:53,919 --> 00:12:55,249 I don't want to fight with you. 265 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,717 If you change your mind, Kamala and I are leaving the house 266 00:12:58,799 --> 00:13:00,549 for Malibu at 5:00 p.m. 267 00:13:13,564 --> 00:13:15,274 [Ben's dad grunting] 268 00:13:15,357 --> 00:13:17,817 God, Dad, you have great flexibility. 269 00:13:17,902 --> 00:13:19,992 Make sure you drink a lot of water today, okay? 270 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:21,070 Sure thing, champ. 271 00:13:21,155 --> 00:13:24,235 Excuse me. I don't mean to intrude, but, Mr. Gross sir, 272 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:27,075 I was wondering if you could help me become emancipated from my mother. 273 00:13:27,161 --> 00:13:29,791 What? Devi, I was joking when I said that. 274 00:13:29,872 --> 00:13:32,542 I know, but now it seems like a good option for me. 275 00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:35,335 It's a bit hard to do, sweetie. 276 00:13:35,753 --> 00:13:37,343 Are you financially independent? 277 00:13:37,796 --> 00:13:41,676 No, but I think my friend Rebecca could get me a job at Old Navy. 278 00:13:41,759 --> 00:13:44,349 Let me look into it, and, uh, I'll see what I can do. 279 00:13:44,428 --> 00:13:45,888 No, Dad, she didn't mean it. 280 00:13:46,388 --> 00:13:47,218 Can I talk to you? 281 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:48,720 Thank you, Mr. Gross. 282 00:13:50,476 --> 00:13:51,476 Devi, what's going on? 283 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:54,610 [sighs] My mom just came in here and was being all like, 284 00:13:54,688 --> 00:13:56,018 "I don't wanna fight anymore. 285 00:13:56,106 --> 00:13:58,276 Come spread you dad's ashes with me at the beach." 286 00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,989 Isn't that a good thing? 287 00:14:00,069 --> 00:14:03,409 No, it's a ploy to get me back so that I have to move to India with her. 288 00:14:03,489 --> 00:14:07,239 And honestly, I can't believe she's using my dad's ashes like that. 289 00:14:07,326 --> 00:14:08,656 That's, like, immoral. 290 00:14:08,744 --> 00:14:10,834 So you're not going to spread your dad's ashes? 291 00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:13,370 Nope. I'm not falling for her tricks. 292 00:14:13,457 --> 00:14:15,667 I really think you should talk to her and clear this up. 293 00:14:15,751 --> 00:14:17,211 I don't negotiate with terrorists, Ben. 294 00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:19,714 And honestly, I'm mature enough to be on my own. 295 00:14:19,797 --> 00:14:23,427 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna google how to buy a credit card. 296 00:14:23,509 --> 00:14:25,259 [light guitar music playing] 297 00:14:31,141 --> 00:14:33,731 I really only thought I'd be buying two Frappuccinos 298 00:14:33,811 --> 00:14:35,771 since I only asked two of you here. 299 00:14:36,188 --> 00:14:37,188 Don't be cheap, Ben. 300 00:14:37,272 --> 00:14:41,032 If you need to talk to us that urgently, you can also afford to hydrate our lovers. 301 00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:43,610 Fine. Why does the robot need a coffee? 302 00:14:44,321 --> 00:14:46,701 Uh, have you not seen Westworld? 303 00:14:46,782 --> 00:14:48,582 [whispering] He doesn't know he's a robot. 304 00:14:48,659 --> 00:14:49,949 Here you go, Gears. 305 00:14:50,035 --> 00:14:52,535 Thank you. Boy, am I thirsty. 306 00:14:52,621 --> 00:14:53,791 [Eleanor] So what's this about? 307 00:14:53,872 --> 00:14:57,002 Your blazer makes me think you're trying to rope us into a pyramid scheme. 308 00:14:57,084 --> 00:14:58,134 So, what is it? 309 00:14:58,877 --> 00:15:00,587 I'm really worried about Devi. 310 00:15:00,671 --> 00:15:02,511 Listen, I'm sorry, Ben, 311 00:15:02,589 --> 00:15:04,879 but Eleanor and I are on a friend break with Devi right now. 312 00:15:04,967 --> 00:15:07,297 So I guess you'll just have to figure it out on your own. 313 00:15:07,761 --> 00:15:10,851 There's no such thing as a friend break. You're either friends, or you're not. 314 00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:12,141 And Devi needs you. 315 00:15:12,224 --> 00:15:14,644 I don't know how much you've heard, but she ran away from home. 316 00:15:14,727 --> 00:15:18,767 -She's trying to emancipate herself. -Ooh, like a child actor? Chic. 317 00:15:19,606 --> 00:15:22,026 Yeah, and now she's refusing to go with her mom 318 00:15:22,109 --> 00:15:23,359 to spread her dad's ashes today. 319 00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:24,454 She is? 320 00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:27,818 You guys know her better than anyone. You're the only people she'll listen to. 321 00:15:28,699 --> 00:15:29,699 So, will you help? 322 00:15:34,747 --> 00:15:37,457 Oh, mama. That sure hit the spot. 323 00:15:44,048 --> 00:15:46,548 Devi called. She wants to work with me at Old Navy. 324 00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:47,723 Isn't that cool? 325 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,390 Yeah, sure. 326 00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:52,060 How come she hasn't come over in a while? 327 00:15:52,556 --> 00:15:54,096 I thought you told me you kissed. 328 00:15:54,725 --> 00:15:57,685 -I kiss a lot of girls. -Yeah, but most of them suck. 329 00:15:58,228 --> 00:15:59,808 And I like Devi. 330 00:15:59,897 --> 00:16:01,517 Doesn't mean I need to make her my girlfriend. 331 00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:02,567 You should. 332 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:05,147 Listen, I don't wanna sound conceited, 333 00:16:05,235 --> 00:16:06,605 but I'm kind of cool, 334 00:16:07,279 --> 00:16:11,079 and she's, like, known for competing in the National Spelling Bee. 335 00:16:11,909 --> 00:16:13,989 -Oh, no. -What? 336 00:16:14,661 --> 00:16:15,831 You're a douche. 337 00:16:16,705 --> 00:16:18,955 -I am not. -Yeah, you are. 338 00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:23,206 Rebecca, look. We kissed one time. 339 00:16:23,295 --> 00:16:24,795 I don't need to marry her. 340 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,340 Also, her mom basically called me stupid, 341 00:16:27,424 --> 00:16:29,684 and I don't need that kinda negative energy in my life. 342 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,680 Oh, so you're scared she's smarter than you? 343 00:16:33,222 --> 00:16:34,102 No. Uh... 344 00:16:34,556 --> 00:16:36,266 That's pretty rude, Rebecca. 345 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:41,150 Well, if you blow her off, then actually, you are stupid. 346 00:16:41,939 --> 00:16:43,939 [sentimental music playing] 347 00:16:48,654 --> 00:16:50,034 -[knock at door] -[door opens] 348 00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:51,534 Hey, you have guests. 349 00:16:51,615 --> 00:16:55,195 Whoa. What is this room? 350 00:16:55,744 --> 00:16:57,004 Why are they here? 351 00:16:57,704 --> 00:16:59,464 I'd prefer not to have any visitors right now. 352 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,830 First off, this is my house, so I can bring anyone I want... 353 00:17:02,292 --> 00:17:05,132 except for my dad's old law partner who poached Channing Tatum from him. 354 00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:07,760 I asked them to come and help you. 355 00:17:08,382 --> 00:17:09,342 Help me what? 356 00:17:10,259 --> 00:17:12,469 You have to go with your mom to spread your dad's ashes. 357 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:15,313 Even though we haven't talked, we still care about you, 358 00:17:15,389 --> 00:17:18,099 and we don't want you to make a decision you're gonna regret forever. 359 00:17:20,644 --> 00:17:23,564 You know, you're one to talk about regrets, Eleanor. 360 00:17:23,647 --> 00:17:24,687 What are you even wearing? 361 00:17:25,607 --> 00:17:27,107 Tan pants, tan shirt. 362 00:17:27,192 --> 00:17:30,032 [scoffs] And you're not gonna regret quitting the play, 363 00:17:30,112 --> 00:17:32,452 or dressing like a park ranger for the rest of your life? 364 00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:36,200 This isn't about me. We're talking about you right now. 365 00:17:36,285 --> 00:17:38,905 I know Devi is deflecting, but she has a point, El. 366 00:17:38,996 --> 00:17:41,116 Last night, I saw you eat a plain yogurt 367 00:17:41,206 --> 00:17:43,576 and watch the Home Shopping Network as entertainment. 368 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,837 That sounds really bleak, Eleanor. 369 00:17:45,919 --> 00:17:48,169 I know you don't want to be like your mom, 370 00:17:48,255 --> 00:17:51,005 but this new you can't be making you happy. 371 00:17:53,635 --> 00:17:56,095 It's not. I'm miserable. 372 00:17:56,180 --> 00:18:00,390 I hate neutral tones. I miss my scarves and capes. 373 00:18:00,475 --> 00:18:02,975 Of course, you do because they're you, 374 00:18:03,061 --> 00:18:04,441 and so is acting. 375 00:18:04,521 --> 00:18:06,231 You should be a part of the play. 376 00:18:07,065 --> 00:18:08,025 You're right. 377 00:18:08,984 --> 00:18:12,824 I was pretending to be someone I'm not, which I should only be doing on stage. 378 00:18:13,238 --> 00:18:16,908 Wow. Even saying the word "stage" makes me feel better. 379 00:18:17,576 --> 00:18:21,746 Guys, I am so sorry I wasn't there for you when you needed me. 380 00:18:22,372 --> 00:18:24,292 I know I don't deserve another chance, 381 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,415 but I really, really miss you. 382 00:18:29,963 --> 00:18:31,513 We miss you too, Devi. 383 00:18:32,216 --> 00:18:33,876 Maybe we could hang out sometime? 384 00:18:36,386 --> 00:18:38,136 Yeah, I think so. 385 00:18:38,931 --> 00:18:41,481 We'll call you tomorrow. Aw! 386 00:18:43,352 --> 00:18:45,442 Hey, guys. You didn't do the thing. 387 00:18:47,272 --> 00:18:48,612 Get her to spread her dad's ashes. 388 00:18:49,024 --> 00:18:50,614 -I totally forgot why we were here. -Oh! 389 00:18:50,692 --> 00:18:53,362 You just like used straight-up Jedi mind tricks on us. 390 00:18:53,445 --> 00:18:57,315 I know, but I did mean what I said. I really do miss you guys. 391 00:18:57,407 --> 00:18:59,907 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You still have to go to Malibu. 392 00:18:59,993 --> 00:19:01,833 So my mom can ship me off to India? 393 00:19:01,912 --> 00:19:03,582 That's not why you don't wanna go. 394 00:19:04,331 --> 00:19:07,461 You don't wanna go because you don't wanna say goodbye to him. 395 00:19:08,335 --> 00:19:09,995 But you have to. 396 00:19:11,964 --> 00:19:12,844 I'm not ready. 397 00:19:15,801 --> 00:19:18,471 Yes, you are. You can do this. 398 00:19:19,179 --> 00:19:20,349 You gotta go. 399 00:19:20,973 --> 00:19:21,973 [Gears Brosnan] Go, Devi. 400 00:19:22,808 --> 00:19:26,138 The time is now 4:55. 401 00:19:26,561 --> 00:19:28,611 Oh, my God. I'm not gonna make it in time! 402 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,439 [ "Love Is A Phase" by De Lux playing] 403 00:19:31,316 --> 00:19:32,316 I'll get you there. 404 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,324 [cars honking] 405 00:19:35,404 --> 00:19:38,244 Hey, Ben, when you said, "I'll get you there," 406 00:19:38,323 --> 00:19:41,243 you made it seem like you understood the urgency of the situation. 407 00:19:41,326 --> 00:19:43,616 -I do. -Then drive faster, bro! 408 00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:46,214 This is my dad's car, and I only have a permit. 409 00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:48,130 I'm not gonna throw my life away for you. 410 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:49,708 At least drive the speed limit. 411 00:19:55,299 --> 00:19:56,679 -[car honking] -[tires screeching] 412 00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:58,838 ♪ Now that I'm lost ♪ 413 00:19:59,469 --> 00:20:01,889 ♪ Only with your permission... ♪ 414 00:20:03,015 --> 00:20:04,385 Oh, my God. Grandma, go! 415 00:20:04,474 --> 00:20:05,564 [cars honking] 416 00:20:05,642 --> 00:20:06,732 Hey, stop pushing my leg. 417 00:20:06,810 --> 00:20:08,940 -[tires screeching] -This is not how you treat a Porsche. 418 00:20:10,439 --> 00:20:12,439 Should we wait a little bit longer? 419 00:20:12,691 --> 00:20:14,901 [sighs deeply] She's not coming, Kamala. 420 00:20:15,444 --> 00:20:17,364 We don't have to do this today, you know. 421 00:20:17,446 --> 00:20:20,316 It's his birthday. I want to take him somewhere he loves. 422 00:20:22,993 --> 00:20:24,873 [Devi] Shit! My mom's car is gone. 423 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:30,746 Andy, did you see my mom leave? 424 00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,004 Yeah, not long ago. 425 00:20:32,461 --> 00:20:33,671 She had an intense vibe. 426 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:36,014 Dammit. They already left for Malibu. 427 00:20:36,089 --> 00:20:37,419 I gotta call them. 428 00:20:39,843 --> 00:20:40,843 Straight to voicemail. 429 00:20:41,386 --> 00:20:42,596 I'll take you to Malibu. 430 00:20:43,138 --> 00:20:45,018 I think it might be faster if I just take a Lyft. 431 00:20:45,098 --> 00:20:46,428 No. I'll be faster this time. 432 00:20:46,516 --> 00:20:48,346 Although I've never been on the highway before, 433 00:20:48,435 --> 00:20:49,595 but how hard could it be? 434 00:20:49,686 --> 00:20:52,056 -[truck honking] -Holy shit. We're gonna die! 435 00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:55,729 How is it legal to drive 70 miles an hour around a thousand other cars? 436 00:20:56,193 --> 00:20:58,153 -Okay. Just relax. -I am relaxed. 437 00:21:03,575 --> 00:21:06,035 [Devi] Please wait. I'm on my way to you. 438 00:21:06,953 --> 00:21:07,913 [phone dings] 439 00:21:07,996 --> 00:21:10,366 Why is that guy so close to me? Does he not see me? 440 00:21:10,457 --> 00:21:11,627 I'm right next to you, pal. 441 00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:14,458 -[cars honking] -Oh, my God! Use your fricking blinker! 442 00:21:16,046 --> 00:21:17,506 ♪ We get off, I get on ♪ 443 00:21:17,589 --> 00:21:21,219 ♪ We get off, we get back on... ♪ 444 00:21:21,301 --> 00:21:22,891 [brakes screeching] 445 00:21:29,017 --> 00:21:30,887 [screaming] Mom! Wait! 446 00:21:31,645 --> 00:21:34,435 Mom! Kamala! Stop! 447 00:21:34,981 --> 00:21:36,401 Wait, please! 448 00:21:39,111 --> 00:21:40,571 Are you okay, kid? 449 00:21:41,196 --> 00:21:43,446 Oh, fuck. You're John McEnroe. 450 00:21:43,865 --> 00:21:44,695 I am. 451 00:21:44,783 --> 00:21:47,043 [McEnroe] Whoa! It's me. Small world. 452 00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:49,248 My dad's your biggest fan. 453 00:21:49,329 --> 00:21:51,749 That's awesome, but why are you crying and screaming? 454 00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:54,422 Because my mom is about to toss my dad in the ocean, 455 00:21:54,501 --> 00:21:56,551 -and I can't make it down there in time. -Huh? 456 00:21:57,170 --> 00:22:00,220 His ashes, I mean. Sorry. He's dead. 457 00:22:00,298 --> 00:22:02,758 Yeah, a lot of my fans are now. 458 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:05,433 I was such a shitty daughter, and I said I wouldn't come. 459 00:22:05,512 --> 00:22:06,762 Now they're doing it without me. 460 00:22:07,222 --> 00:22:08,972 I'm trying to scream, but they can't hear me. 461 00:22:09,057 --> 00:22:10,977 Well, they'll certainly hear me. 462 00:22:17,149 --> 00:22:18,979 We can't do this without Devi. 463 00:22:20,569 --> 00:22:22,859 [McEnroe screaming] Wait! Hey! 464 00:22:24,739 --> 00:22:27,659 Don't throw your husband's ashes in the water! 465 00:22:30,412 --> 00:22:31,912 [Nalini] Is that John McEnroe? 466 00:22:34,124 --> 00:22:36,844 -Thank you so much, Mr. McEnroe. -No problem, kid. 467 00:22:36,918 --> 00:22:39,838 Now, you give your dad a proper send off, okay? Get going. 468 00:22:40,797 --> 00:22:42,837 [emotional music playing] 469 00:22:44,134 --> 00:22:45,144 [Devi crying] Mom! 470 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,140 Did I miss it? Am I too late? 471 00:22:49,598 --> 00:22:52,018 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry for everything. 472 00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:55,310 I can't believe I said, "I wish you were dead." I didn't mean it. 473 00:22:55,395 --> 00:22:57,685 [crying] No, no. Don't apologize. 474 00:22:58,607 --> 00:23:00,937 Sometimes I also wish I was the one who had died. 475 00:23:01,026 --> 00:23:02,066 No. 476 00:23:02,152 --> 00:23:05,782 I know you think that it was your father who was the only one who cared about you, 477 00:23:05,864 --> 00:23:06,914 but that's not true. 478 00:23:07,532 --> 00:23:08,372 I love you. 479 00:23:09,201 --> 00:23:10,371 You're my only child. 480 00:23:11,077 --> 00:23:13,117 You're my whole family. 481 00:23:17,792 --> 00:23:20,252 I love you too, Mom. I love you. 482 00:23:21,213 --> 00:23:24,723 Now how about we celebrate your father? 483 00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:25,679 Yeah. 484 00:23:25,759 --> 00:23:27,009 Okay. 485 00:23:27,093 --> 00:23:29,103 [emotional music continues] 486 00:23:37,979 --> 00:23:40,729 [chanting in Sanskrit] 487 00:23:42,067 --> 00:23:44,067 [voice breaking] 488 00:23:45,570 --> 00:23:47,570 [continues chanting] 489 00:23:54,246 --> 00:23:55,286 [sighs] 490 00:23:55,956 --> 00:23:58,376 Okay, Kamala, if you please. 491 00:24:02,045 --> 00:24:04,045 ["Beautiful Day" by U2 plays on speaker] 492 00:24:08,051 --> 00:24:09,681 ♪The heart is a bloom ♪ 493 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,720 ♪ Shoots up through the stony ground ♪ 494 00:24:14,808 --> 00:24:16,808 ♪ There's no room ♪ 495 00:24:18,687 --> 00:24:21,727 ♪ No space to rent in this town ♪ 496 00:24:21,815 --> 00:24:23,895 ♪ You thought you'd found a friend... ♪ 497 00:24:23,984 --> 00:24:25,444 Goodbye, my love. 498 00:24:25,527 --> 00:24:28,447 ♪ To take you out of this place ♪ 499 00:24:33,618 --> 00:24:35,288 ♪ It was a beautiful day... ♪ 500 00:24:35,370 --> 00:24:37,870 "'I love you right up to the moon,' he said." 501 00:24:37,956 --> 00:24:40,326 Up, up. Racket head up, and through. 502 00:24:41,418 --> 00:24:43,038 ♪ Beautiful day... ♪ 503 00:24:43,128 --> 00:24:43,958 Ha, ha! 504 00:24:48,258 --> 00:24:52,428 ♪ It's a beautiful day ♪ 505 00:25:04,482 --> 00:25:05,362 [song ends] 506 00:25:05,442 --> 00:25:08,072 I think your father would've enjoyed that little ceremony. 507 00:25:08,153 --> 00:25:09,653 It was beautiful... 508 00:25:10,071 --> 00:25:11,951 except for when that booze cruise came by. 509 00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:14,332 -So many topless women. -[laughs] 510 00:25:14,409 --> 00:25:16,949 I think Mohan would've enjoyed that as well. 511 00:25:17,746 --> 00:25:20,036 Mom, can we make pancakes for dinner like he used to? 512 00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:22,708 Of course, 513 00:25:23,293 --> 00:25:24,963 but you have to come home to eat them. 514 00:25:26,379 --> 00:25:27,549 Okay. 515 00:25:29,424 --> 00:25:31,974 ["Boys Like You" by Kids At Midnight playing] 516 00:25:35,930 --> 00:25:37,720 Go ahead. I'll be right there. 517 00:25:37,807 --> 00:25:42,397 ♪ Rewind  Gotta play the replay in my mind ♪ 518 00:25:43,021 --> 00:25:46,821 ♪ It's a little fuzzy But I think I can make it out... ♪ 519 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:49,240 Hi. Was I drooling? 520 00:25:51,404 --> 00:25:52,364 Sorry. 521 00:25:53,114 --> 00:25:55,334 Uh, how did it go? Did you make it down there in time? 522 00:25:56,368 --> 00:25:57,828 -Yeah. -[sighs with relief] 523 00:25:59,704 --> 00:26:00,664 You stayed. 524 00:26:01,915 --> 00:26:06,745 Yeah. I just wanted to make sure you were okay. 525 00:26:07,504 --> 00:26:11,094 ♪ All my life, I've been hiding myself ♪ 526 00:26:11,174 --> 00:26:14,344 ♪ Just waiting for a boy like you ♪ 527 00:26:16,179 --> 00:26:19,389 ♪ Not answering questions in math class ♪ 528 00:26:19,474 --> 00:26:23,024 ♪ 'Cause I answer them Before boys like you ♪ 529 00:26:24,437 --> 00:26:26,687 ♪ I still remember  The look on her face... ♪ 530 00:26:26,773 --> 00:26:28,613 [phone buzzing] 531 00:26:28,692 --> 00:26:30,572 [voicemail] It's Devi. Leave a message. 532 00:26:30,652 --> 00:26:31,532 [voicemail beeps] 533 00:26:31,611 --> 00:26:35,201 Oh, hey, um, I'm in your neighborhood. 534 00:26:35,281 --> 00:26:39,081 Thought maybe we can hang out, but, uh, it seems like you're busy, so... 535 00:26:39,494 --> 00:26:40,334 Uh... 536 00:26:40,995 --> 00:26:44,665 Anyway, you can give me a call or text. Whatever. 537 00:26:45,959 --> 00:26:47,039 Okay. 538 00:26:51,798 --> 00:26:55,388 ♪ All my life, I've been hiding myself ♪ 539 00:26:55,468 --> 00:26:58,348 ♪ Just waiting for a boy like you ♪ 540 00:26:58,430 --> 00:27:00,470 ♪ There's no need to hide  ♪ 541 00:27:00,557 --> 00:27:03,767 ♪ Running home from the bus stop crying ♪ 542 00:27:03,852 --> 00:27:06,732 ♪ Over stupid words from boys like you ♪ 543 00:27:06,813 --> 00:27:08,863 ♪ There's no need to hide  ♪ 544 00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:12,110 ♪ Not answering questions in math class ♪ 545 00:27:12,193 --> 00:27:15,243 ♪ 'Cause I answer them Before boys like you ♪ 546 00:27:15,321 --> 00:27:17,241 ♪ There's no need to hide  ♪ 547 00:27:17,323 --> 00:27:20,243 ♪ Promise myself When I'm older and brave ♪ 548 00:27:20,326 --> 00:27:23,246 ♪ I will never love a boy like you ♪ 549 00:27:23,329 --> 00:27:25,369 ♪ There's no need to hide  ♪ 550 00:27:25,457 --> 00:27:28,497 ♪ All my life, I've been hiding myself ♪ 551 00:27:28,585 --> 00:27:31,495 ♪ Just waiting for a boy like you ♪ 552 00:27:33,715 --> 00:27:36,965 ♪ Running home from the bus stop crying ♪ 553 00:27:37,051 --> 00:27:40,051 ♪ Over stupid words from boys like you ♪ 554 00:27:41,973 --> 00:27:45,143 ♪ Not answering questions in math class ♪ 555 00:27:45,226 --> 00:27:48,646 ♪ 'Cause I answer them Before boys like you ♪ 556 00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:53,440 ♪ Running home from the bus stop crying ♪ 557 00:27:53,526 --> 00:27:56,356 ♪ Over stupid words from boys like you ♪ 558 00:27:56,446 --> 00:27:58,236 ♪ Boys, boys, boys ♪ 559 00:27:58,323 --> 00:28:01,583 ♪ Promise myself When I'm older and brave ♪ 560 00:28:01,659 --> 00:28:04,749 ♪ I will never love a boy like you ♪ 561 00:28:05,413 --> 00:28:07,423 ♪ Boys, boys, boys ♪ 562 00:28:09,083 --> 00:28:11,713 ♪ I'll never love again ♪