1 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:08,800 [upbeat music playing] 2 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:18,226 You guys, I cannot find Rebecca on Instagram, 3 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:20,395 and I've done every possible combination. 4 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,772 Rebecca Vassar. Rebecca car accident. 5 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:26,609 Oh, car accident. Maybe she's not on there because maybe she's dead. 6 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:29,279 - Did she die? - No. She just broke her wrist. 7 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:32,615 For attention. And it was a very high-level move. I respect it. 8 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:35,160 Okay, you guys, Rebecca's not on Instagram. 9 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,495 Wait. How do people know that she goes on vacation? 10 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:40,206 She doesn't need validation like the rest of us. 11 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:44,044 - How am I supposed to compete with that? - Mm. You can't. You need way too much. 12 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,045 - You need a lot. - Don't! 13 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:48,631 That's not helping my anxiety for tonight. We have our first real date. 14 00:00:48,631 --> 00:00:50,175 Okay, focus. 15 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:53,053 You gotta lock this guy down. Like, fast. 16 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:56,556 He is hot. He's employed. He doesn't have kids. He comes from money. 17 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:59,392 He's like a fucking unicorn in this town. 18 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:02,812 And, babe, the clock is ticking on that face of yours. 19 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:04,898 How long do you think I have left on my face? 20 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,776 I'm talking months, not years. I know. It's bad. I'm sorry. 21 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:10,153 - Can we talk about the podcast real quick? - [Joanne] Yes. 22 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:12,530 You're interviewing that sex therapist tomorrow, 23 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:14,574 so you gotta pick up the vibrator she's selling. 24 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:17,035 - Yes. What's it called? The Plower? - No, the Excavator. 25 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:20,705 - No, no, no. It's the Obliterator. - Oh, I love that thing! 26 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:24,834 But warning, you do really need to work your way up to level ten. 27 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:27,462 - Like, take it slow. - [Ashley] Little by little. 28 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:29,798 - [woman clicks tongue] - Yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:35,678 Okay, so you should need at least one of these tonight unless you biff it. 30 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:38,640 It's so weird how you buy condoms for all your friends. 31 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:39,682 We all talk about it. 32 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:41,768 All right, just take your pick. 33 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:45,730 I want you to feel comfortable, so take whatever you need. No judgment. 34 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:48,900 - Everyone's built differently. - [Sasha] Man, you're so good at this. 35 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,402 You could make a business out of this. You know, like Hitch. 36 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:53,571 - Bro, thank you. - [Sasha] Yeah. 37 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,657 Film was a fucking masterpiece. 38 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:56,616 So good, right? 39 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,952 You know what the truth is? I love helping people. 40 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,246 The last thing you need is to knock up a rebound. 41 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:03,790 Whoa! Whoa, whoa. She's not a rebound. 42 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,959 Dude, two minutes after a big breakup, 43 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:10,505 some short, sparkly Barbie rolls along, who's the complete opposite of Rebecca. 44 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:13,842 - No, you're wrong. - [Sasha] Come on. Is a rebound so bad? 45 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:17,011 You have a little fun, and you get your mind off Rebecca. 46 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:18,805 Fair enough, but Joanne's more than fun. 47 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,349 Dude, you're saying that like fun's a bad thing. 48 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:23,226 - No. - We love fun. 49 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,686 But do we end up with fun? 50 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:28,064 Yeah, have you met Esther? She's not fun. That's why I married her. 51 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:31,276 Listen, I have to be honest. You guys are getting in my head a bit. 52 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:34,863 I'll tell you something. Joanne's more than just a rebound, okay? 53 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:38,533 And I know, sure, on the surface, she seems very "fun," 54 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:40,910 but I really think there's a lot more to her than that. 55 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:43,955 You know what I'm gonna do? Tonight, I'm gonna go deeper. 56 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,707 I'm gonna push really deep with her. 57 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,834 - You're gonna push deeper. - Deep as hell, man. 58 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,545 - Yeah. Yeah. I'll... - You might hit her sternum. 59 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,172 [man grunting] 60 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,089 [Sasha] Oh my God. 61 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:55,425 - This one's got a yarmulke on it. - All right. 62 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,510 [upbeat music playing] 63 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:05,476 Hey, how much do I Venmo you for my half of the Obliterator? 64 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:09,314 Okay. Well, first of all, let's do single ownership on this one. 65 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,273 - [Joanne] Okay. - Right? 66 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:13,526 Second of all, um, I didn't get it because I thought you were getting it. 67 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,612 Wait, what? No, can you please get it? 68 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:18,656 'Cause I have my date with Noah tonight, and it's, like, consuming me. 69 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:22,702 Oh my God. It's consuming you? Joanne, you met this guy 48 hours ago. 70 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:23,870 Yeah, but... 71 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:28,875 Okay, I know this might sound insane, but this could be the last time 72 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,502 I ever have sex with someone for the first time. 73 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:33,421 Are you okay? 74 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:34,589 - [phone chimes] - It's wild. 75 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,216 - [Morgan] Oh God. - [phone chimes] 76 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,801 Oh my God, Mom. You know what? 77 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:43,014 I'm sorry, but if she is gonna send us unhinged videos of her doing mushrooms, 78 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:45,475 then she needs to do mushrooms less 'cause I cannot. 79 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,768 [giggles] I know. She's a lot. 80 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:49,896 That's why I just delete them. I already can hear what she's going to say. 81 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,147 You know, she's just like, 82 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:55,902 "The medicine told me to tell you both how grateful I am for both of you." 83 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:58,655 You know? Then it's just, like, two minutes of insanity. 84 00:03:58,655 --> 00:03:59,614 Right. 85 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,450 - That's where you get it. - What? 86 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:03,826 I am so not like Mom. 87 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:04,744 Yes, you are. 88 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,621 - No, I'm not. - [Morgan] You are both a lot. 89 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,707 She scares people off. You scare people off. 90 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,920 Wait. Why has no one ever told me this? 91 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,588 Because they're scared. 92 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:16,589 [sighs] 93 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:21,302 Listen, okay? You just need to be, like, casual. All right? Be aloof. 94 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:24,472 Don't show him how much you like him. He'll have nothing to chase. 95 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:27,141 Why drink the milk when you can buy the cow for free? 96 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:29,769 Yes, no. That's not the phrase, but I do hear you. 97 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:32,313 - Yes, it is. - Even though now I'm totally spinning. 98 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:33,731 [Morgan] No, I think that's right. 99 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:36,526 It's "why drink the milk when you can buy the cow for free?" 100 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:40,280 That sounds right. "Why drink the milk when you can buy the cow for free?" 101 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,199 I think you're wrong. I think that's right. 102 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:45,285 [upbeat music playing] 103 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:58,589 - [Esther] Oh! - Hey, babe. 104 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,676 - Hi, babe. - [Sasha] What are you doing? 105 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:06,139 Oh, I'm just out here pairing your gargantuan socks. 106 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,432 - Yeah? - Yeah. 107 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,225 What? 108 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:13,229 Remember when the Red Hot Chili Peppers would only wear one sock? That was sexy. 109 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:15,148 Um, what... What is this here? 110 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,735 I just thought that we missed our regularly scheduled Wednesday sex night, 111 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:22,113 and with Miriam at a sleepover, maybe we can make up for lost time. 112 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:25,700 What do you think? I'm just trying to grease the wheels a little bit. 113 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,328 I see. And in this scenario, I'm the wheels. 114 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,704 Yeah, but the hot wheels. 115 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,998 - Shoes off the bed, please? Okay. - Okay. 116 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:32,999 Absolutely. 117 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,167 There they go. 118 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,794 - Don't need those. -"Don't need those." 119 00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:39,172 Listen, I wish I-- Okay, here he goes. 120 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,674 I wish I could, but I'm going to the bar with Rebecca. 121 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:44,093 She needs a wingwoman. She's gotta get back on the horse. 122 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:45,553 - You know what? - [Esther] What? 123 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:47,513 - Why don't you just cancel plans? - Oh no. 124 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:51,851 - 'Cause I know you love canceling plans. - I wish I could, but she really needs me. 125 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,062 So it's gonna be you all by your lonesome tonight. 126 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:59,108 So I'm gonna be at the house, totally alone, all by myself? 127 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:04,364 You can do your Chili Peppers sock trick all by yourself, you little perv. 128 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,036 Sure these shorts aren't doing anything for you? 129 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,579 - [Esther] No. - [Sasha] They're mesh. 130 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,247 Okay. 131 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,377 - [breathes deeply] - [doorbell chimes] 132 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:20,755 [Joanne] Hi. 133 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,258 - You look amazing. - Thank you. 134 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:30,139 - You also look really nice. - I appreciate it. First date. You nervous? 135 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:31,766 Oh, nah. No. You? 136 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:33,226 Good. No. Look at that. 137 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:36,938 And you're picking me up at my front door. Chivalry's alive and well. 138 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,482 I'm not gonna let you walk to the car alone. That's crazy. 139 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,109 - [phone rings] - Sorry. 140 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:43,820 [Joanne exhales] 141 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,780 - [phone rings] - Oh my God. Sorry. 142 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:47,990 - Hold on. It's my sister. - Sure. 143 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:51,452 Hey, girl. What's up? I'm with Noah. Everything okay? 144 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,329 [Morgan] Yeah, are you being a psycho yet? 145 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:54,956 [laughs awkwardly] You're so funny. 146 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:58,000 [Morgan] Okay, so I went to three places, and they were all sold out, so... 147 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:02,547 Okay. Can you, um, find another place, then? Can you please figure this out? 148 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:05,925 [Morgan] No. No. I gave up, um, and I have plans, so you're it. Bye. 149 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:07,677 - I can't-- - [phone beeps] 150 00:07:08,302 --> 00:07:09,345 - Fuck. - Everything okay? 151 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:11,389 - Yeah. - You sure? 152 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:15,476 Yeah. We have this exciting sex therapist on the podcast tomorrow. 153 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:18,104 It was a big get for us, and it is vital that we are prepared. 154 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:21,357 My stupid sister was supposed to pick up her product, which is called the-- 155 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:24,277 Doesn't matter what it's called. Uh, but she didn't get it. 156 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,696 And that's fine. 157 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:27,947 That's fine. 158 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:31,033 We have some time before dinner. Why don't we go get it? 159 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:35,163 [hesitates] No, we don't need to. It's chill. I'm chill. 160 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,874 Are you sure? You said it's important. It's for work. 161 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,959 - [Joanne] It is important. - Let's get it. 162 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:42,462 - I don't wanna drag you on my errands. - You're not dragging me. 163 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,630 - What if we did this at a different time? - Yes. 164 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,216 - Really? You wanna get out of the date? - [Joanne] No. I... No. 165 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:49,010 - No? You sure? - Definitely not. 166 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:50,511 - Great. - I just feel like you don't-- 167 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:54,265 Let's just... You tell me where we're going, and then we'll do that. 168 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,183 [Joanne sighs] 169 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,268 [intriguing music playing] 170 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:05,151 Okay, here we go. 171 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:12,450 ♪ I got chicken parm, and my family's gone And I'm gonna eat some weed ♪ 172 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:15,411 ♪ Everything is better When the family's gone ♪ 173 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:17,455 ♪ And I'm gonna watch TV ♪ 174 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:21,375 How many of these have I had already? How long have I been talking to myself? 175 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:25,213 Oh, fuck it. All right. 176 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,716 ♪ Here we go, gonna watch the thing ♪ 177 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:31,135 ♪ And it is gonna be so great ♪ 178 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:35,473 All right, Tommy. Tom Cruise, here we go. 179 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:38,726 You are a problematic weirdo, but goddamn it, you're a movie star. 180 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:39,644 [door slams] 181 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:41,395 - [girl] Mom! - Hello? 182 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:43,356 [girl] I need you, Mom! 183 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,233 Miriam? Oh, hey, hon. 184 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:51,030 - What are you doing back so early? - Angelica is an actual psycho, okay? 185 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:54,492 She messaged Caleb, "Miriam likes you." So we got in a huge fight, and I left. 186 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:58,204 Okay, all right. That sounds... That sounds bad. 187 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,790 I think what you should do is go right back over there 188 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,083 and hit it head-on. 189 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:05,378 Just let me know what happens in two hours and 40 minutes-ish. 190 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,339 Okay, right now, Caleb is with his haftarah tutor 191 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,924 who makes him put away his phone. 192 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:12,677 But in 30 minutes, he's going to read Angelica's message, 193 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,428 and my life will end. 194 00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:17,014 Mom isn't answering her phone, and I need someone to help me! 195 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:19,100 Okay, Caleb's the haftarah tutor? 196 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,519 - What? - No, Caleb's the one... 197 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,271 Okay, all right. You just need help. 198 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:26,274 - Yeah. - Okay. Uh, great. Someone to help. 199 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:27,858 Um... 200 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,822 Oh no, that someone is me. 201 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:35,157 Okay. 202 00:09:36,158 --> 00:09:38,452 - Are you sure you want that? - I don't want that, but... 203 00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:41,581 Okay, no, I get it. Any port in a storm. Yeah, let's... let's... let's do it. 204 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,501 [upbeat music playing] 205 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,550 [sighs deeply] 206 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,677 - Is this the kind of place you shop often? - Ah... 207 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,137 No wrong answers, no wrong answers. 208 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:59,181 No, I, um... I shop like a normal person. 209 00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:00,808 You know, on the Internet. 210 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:02,727 Uh... 211 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:07,064 I bet Rebecca would never take you to a place like this, huh? 212 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,109 Uh, no, don't think she would, 213 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:12,903 but that's not necessarily a good thing, you know? 214 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:15,489 Right. Well, for the record, I wasn't trying to take you here. 215 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:16,782 It's strictly for work. 216 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:19,160 And also there's no way I'm gonna be able to find it. 217 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,412 - I'm just gonna ask so we can go. - [Noah] Okay. 218 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:27,710 Hi, sir. Hi. Um, sorry. This is not a familiar setting for me, 219 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,545 so can you tell us where your vibrators are? 220 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,088 What kind of stimulation? 221 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:34,425 Classic, clitoral, G-spot, anal, suction, dual? 222 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:38,596 We've also got thrusters, grinders, pump action, remote control 223 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:42,308 in case, uh, you and this stud wanna have a little fun together. 224 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,143 - I'm just... I'm just a chaperone here. - Yeah. 225 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:47,021 - Oh, we love a daddy. - Yeah, please don't scare him. 226 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:50,733 Yeah. Can you just tell us... point us in the direction of the Obliterator? 227 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,693 - [Joanne] Yes. - [Noah] Uh, it's my first time. 228 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:55,571 Not like my first time, my first time. Did you-- 229 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,990 'Cause... I've had sex before. 230 00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:01,243 It's just my first time in the store. The Obliterator. 231 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:03,996 The Obliterator is a very popular choice. 232 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,623 - Right. - But just be careful. 233 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,209 Okay? You wanna work your way up to level ten. 234 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,960 My friend went straight to ten. 235 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,797 She can't fly now because the shaking is so triggering. 236 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:13,839 She can't do turbulence. 237 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,384 - Okay. Good Lord. - Okay. Great. 238 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:19,136 Could you tell us where it is? 'Cause we, um... We have plans. 239 00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:21,347 - Yeah, we have plans. - I bet you do. 240 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,848 - This guy. - There in the back. 241 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,308 - Thanks. - Okay. Thanks. 242 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,894 - [Joanne] I really am sorry about this. - Oh no! 243 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:31,982 But it'll be a funny story that, one day, we can tell to our... all of our friends. 244 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,151 [Noah] There it is. 245 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,946 Yes! Last one too. 246 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,115 - Great. - It's got some weight to it. 247 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:42,910 A lot of warnings too. Look at this. "Don't operate heavy machinery after use." 248 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:45,579 - Yikes. -"Can cause heart attack." 249 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:49,333 Wow. That's actually one of my biggest fears. 250 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,918 - Really? A heart attack? - [Noah] Yeah. 251 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,087 What about you? What's your biggest fear? 252 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:56,048 Oh, um, I don't know. Bad facelift. 253 00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:58,342 Come on. I'm serious. 254 00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:01,053 Well, you don't look serious. 255 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:04,348 Give me a real answer. What's your biggest fear? 256 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:07,268 I don't know, Noah. Anything from that section, I guess. 257 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,936 I'm just trying to have fun with you. 258 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,813 I'm having fun. I love fun. 259 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,982 I think there's a time and place for fun and then, 260 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:16,861 you know, sometimes, it's important to get serious 261 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:19,655 and connect on a deeper level. 262 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:22,158 - In here? - [Noah] Yeah, listen. 263 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,993 If you don't open up to me... 264 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:31,751 uh, you know, I... I... I... might have to just 265 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:35,171 severely discipline you. 266 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,298 I don't want to. I don't wanna do this. 267 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,008 - It's happening again. - You're not gonna. 268 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,509 - [whip smacks] - Oh! 269 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:42,052 - I didn't think you'd do it. - Yes. 270 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,804 - You didn't think so? - No. 271 00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,431 You haven't begun to know me. 272 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,766 - Okay. Listen. - Yeah? 273 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:50,269 That is child's play 'cause I actually have been in here before. 274 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,439 - Whoa, do I have something to show you. - Really? Oh wow. 275 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,441 - Yeah, buckle up. - I can't wait to see it. 276 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,359 Grab the biggest butt plug you can find. 277 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,778 Rabbi Roklov? 278 00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:01,655 Hi. 279 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:06,494 So how about this? I'm just spitballing. There are no bad ideas. 280 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,787 There are definitely bad ideas! 281 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,581 There might be bad ideas, but you still have to be supportive. 282 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,918 What I'm suggesting is that maybe we go to where his haftarah class is, 283 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,003 we break in, we find his bag, we steal his phone. 284 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:17,797 We're not stealing his phone. 285 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,925 We're gonna leave him a newer phone. What time does the Apple Store close? 286 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,636 Can we just go get Mom, please? She'd at least be comforting. 287 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:27,097 Okay. Well, screw comforting. You're a Roklov, and Roklovs take action. 288 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:28,015 [Miriam sighs] 289 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,897 That is it. You're a Roklov. 290 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:39,443 The text said "Miriam likes you," not Miriam Roklov. 291 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:43,322 That's great. There are a billion 12-year-old Miriams in the world. 292 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,115 Uh, you guys use Snapchat, right? 293 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,451 Yeah. What are you doing? 294 00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,787 I'm gonna create a fake profile. What's his handle? 295 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:52,873 [sighs] Caleb slash Brenner. Spell the slash. 296 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:55,167 God, that's such an uncreative name. I hate that. 297 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,377 - What? - [Sasha] Found him. 298 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,753 - Watch. - Oh God. 299 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,005 Hi, Caleb. 300 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,384 This is Miriam Bernstein. 301 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:06,220 - Bernstein? - I've seen your socials. 302 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,722 We don't go to school together. But do you wanna hook up? 303 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:11,308 - Hook up? Dad! Give me the phone! - [Sasha] Fine. I got this. 304 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:14,937 How about, uh, hey, do you wanna meet up tomorrow at Starbies? 305 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,564 No, do not say Starbies. 306 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,316 - Don't interrupt me. I'm in my flow. - Okay. Can you just say-- 307 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,317 - [phone beeps] - Sent. 308 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,737 - Let's see what happens. - [Miriam] No... 309 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,114 - I'm hungry. Are you hungry? - No. 310 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,700 Starbies sounds good, doesn't it? Do you want some Starbies? 311 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,784 No Starbies. 312 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,661 You're right. I should make a coffee here. 313 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,496 Mr. Goldberg! 314 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,248 Ah. [chuckles awkwardly] 315 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,750 Well, I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll be damned. 316 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:38,586 - [laughs] - What? 317 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,589 So... 318 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,258 How you been? 319 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,969 - Uh, good, good. Good. - [Noah] Good. 320 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,138 - Uh, no complaints. - Mm. 321 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:50,472 Uh, you? 322 00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:52,683 - No complaints as well. - [Mr. Goldberg] Yeah. 323 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,476 - [Noah] Yeah. Yeah. - [woman sighs] 324 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,521 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 325 00:14:57,521 --> 00:15:00,107 You know, I've, uh... I've never been here before. 326 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,817 I've never been here before either. 327 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:04,695 [Joanne] Comin' in hot! That's gonna leave a mark! 328 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:05,863 Oh my God. 329 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:10,534 [groans] This is Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg. Joanne. 330 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:11,702 - [Joanne] Hi. - This is... 331 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:14,246 Hi. Uh, nice to meet you. 332 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:18,167 Mr. Goldberg is actually a... a board member of our temple. 333 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,252 Shalom. 334 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,211 [Noah groaning] 335 00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:24,840 I'm... I'm really, really sorry. I never should have brought you here. 336 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:25,841 It's bad. 337 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,469 - I'm really sorry. - He's gonna tell my boss. I'm screwed. 338 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,722 But... I mean, is it that bad? 339 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,433 Like, he was in there with his wife too. 340 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,853 Yes, but he's not a rabbi. I have to change temples now. 341 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,065 Actually, I have to switch careers. I'll just go work for my dad. 342 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,817 That's what I'm gonna do. Wow. Wow! Life changes so fast. 343 00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:46,236 Noah. No, I refuse to accept that. 344 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,697 You can just talk to him, like, man-to-man. 345 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,616 - Blame it on me. - I don't have his number. 346 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,867 I don't know what to say. 347 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,287 Well, the Internet's a powerful tool. I can find you his number. 348 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,081 We can figure out what to say. 349 00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:01,418 Mr. Goldberg. Board member. Temple. 350 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:02,503 How do you spell Chai? 351 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,213 - [Noah] C-H-A-I. - C-H-A-I. 352 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,508 - Boom! Is that him? - Yeah. 353 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,843 Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay. Well... 354 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,137 Oh. 355 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,723 - What? - Rabbi Roklov. 356 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:18,894 Does that look like the woman who he was in the sex shop with? 357 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,479 No, it doesn't. 358 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,939 That wasn't his wife. 359 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,441 Mr. Goldberg? 360 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:28,404 You bad, bad boy! 361 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,948 I hate to say it. I hate to say it. 362 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,034 - But this could be good for me. - Okay, just hold on. 363 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,744 Let's fact-check it and make su-- 364 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:36,662 Well, no. 365 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,288 If you were thinking like I was, 366 00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,708 maybe he and his wife are separated. They're not. 367 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:44,253 This photo was posted four days ago for his wedding anniversary. 368 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,254 That's his wife. 369 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,841 - Oh, that's really sad. - Yes! Yes! Yeah, for sure. 370 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,509 Sad, but also... 371 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:52,428 [Joanne laughs] 372 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,429 ...so good. 373 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,099 - [Joanne] So you're okay! - [Noah] I feel a lot better. 374 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,476 - I feel very hungry. - Really? Oh yeah. Okay. Sure. 375 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:03,147 Let's get you something to eat. Um, I think we missed the reservation. 376 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,232 - That's the thing. Where do you wanna go? - Uh... 377 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:06,984 - A lot of places. - Where are we? 378 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:10,654 Oh! Search taco places near us 'cause I heard about a cute spot. 379 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,744 You know what? Actually, um, it's closed. 380 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,370 - Is it? - Yep. 381 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:23,125 Okay, listen. I know a good spot. 382 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:24,877 Still open. 383 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,879 - Really? - [Noah] Yep. 384 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,964 [upbeat music playing] 385 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,508 Come with me. 386 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,011 [Joanne laughs] Okay. 387 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:37,765 [Noah] Your Obliterator. 388 00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:43,645 [music fades] 389 00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:49,026 Do you want ice cream? It's really cold, like ice cream... is supposed to be. 390 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,027 I'm okay. 391 00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:52,780 Are you worried? 392 00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:54,990 No, not at all. 393 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:58,285 Okay. The way you said that makes me think you're worried, but I'm not worried. 394 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,707 - [cell phone trills] - Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God. 395 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,250 Okay, it's him. 396 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:08,545 "Hey, that's cool." 397 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,216 "But, actually, I like a different Miriam." 398 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,051 Oh my God. He likes you. 399 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,011 Oh my God. He likes me. 400 00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:20,432 He likes me. He likes me! He likes me! 401 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,017 [laughing] Hey! 402 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:27,064 Do you wanna hang out with me? Cuddle up and watch Mission: Impossible? 403 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:30,192 I gotta go back to Angelica's. This is absolutely gonna destroy her. 404 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,777 Yeah, it will. Get back there. 405 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:38,659 Oh, uh, Dad? Thanks. Sorry for saying that you never help me with anything. 406 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,743 You never said that. 407 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,789 Bye, honey. Love you. 408 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,415 Love you too, Dad. 409 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,251 - [Miriam] Love you too, Dad. - Thank you. 410 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,044 - [door closes] - [cell phone trills] 411 00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:56,760 "Hey, so I'm not into it, but my friend Trevor is." 412 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:57,761 Okay. 413 00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,721 What's Trevor's deal? 414 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,557 Is he cool? 415 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,560 Does he play Fortnite? 416 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,603 [Noah] Good stuff here. 417 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,106 [gentle music playing] 418 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:13,986 [Joanne sighs] 419 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,322 I feel really bad you had to do all this work 420 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:20,325 and that we didn't even get to go to that restaurant that you loved. 421 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,452 I've actually never been to that restaurant. 422 00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,956 I chose it 'cause it looked cool online and I wanted to impress you. 423 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,543 Okay. Well, this is impressive. 424 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:30,711 - Really? - Yes. 425 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:31,962 Wait till you taste it. 426 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,882 Well, I'm really hungry, so I'm sure it's gonna be great. 427 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:41,597 Oh my God. You just whipped that up? 428 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,433 - It's pretty simple. - It's unbelievable. 429 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,060 - Okay, all right. [chuckles] - [Joanne] Very impressive. 430 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,062 - You don't have to lie. - I'm not lying. 431 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:50,731 Mmm. 432 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,320 Can we talk about tonight? 433 00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:00,490 It felt like something was weird, and, um, 434 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,869 I was just trying to connect, you know? 435 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,038 Yeah, I felt that. 436 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:10,250 When you asked me my biggest fear in the sex shop, that felt weird. 437 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,294 - That was awkwardly timed. - Mm-hmm. 438 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,504 Um, okay. 439 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,174 I'm gonna lay it all out there. 440 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,551 I don't want this to be a rebound. 441 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:23,347 I want it to be something real. And maybe that's lame to say, 442 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,349 uh, but I guess I'm okay with that. 443 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,811 I'm not just looking for something fun. And if you are, that's totally cool. 444 00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:33,106 You don't owe me anything. I would just like to know. 445 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,443 Yeah, no, um... 446 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,489 [chuckles nervously] Here's the truth. 447 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,621 Actually, I've never done this before, and it's feeling very scary. 448 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:49,665 Can you... Would you mind turning around? 449 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,959 - What? You want-- - Fine, I'll do it. 450 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,378 - Okay. - Okay. [sighs] 451 00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:01,677 Noah, my mom is really emotional, and it always pushed my dad away. 452 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:05,055 I'm not saying that's what made him gay, but it certainly didn't keep him straight. 453 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:08,350 And I always tried really hard not to be like that. 454 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:13,355 And, yes, sometimes I do weird shit, and I can be impulsive and obsessive, 455 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:17,484 and I did Google your ex-girlfriend, and I'm really sorry you had to see that. 456 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:18,610 I didn't see that. 457 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,488 Oh. 458 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,865 Well, I only did it that once. 459 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:29,454 And... my biggest fear is a bad facelift, 460 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:30,414 but I... 461 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,711 I think I'm realizing an even bigger fear. 462 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:38,755 It is... 463 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:41,758 this. 464 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,931 That I will become emotionally dependent 465 00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:52,477 on a guy who will one day realize that I'm too much and break my heart. 466 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,563 [gentle music playing] 467 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,866 Is that the most unattractive thing you've ever seen? 468 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:08,827 No. It's the most attractive. 469 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:11,663 I want this. 470 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,207 I want all of this. 471 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,378 But are you gonna do that, Noah? 472 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,048 Are you gonna break my heart? 473 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,134 It would truly kill me to break your heart. 474 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:28,847 ♪ I ♪ 475 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:33,894 ♪ I've been learning to fly ♪ 476 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:37,189 ♪ This whole time... ♪ 477 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,106 [sighs] 478 00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:43,070 ♪ I, I've... ♪ 479 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,071 Hi, babe. 480 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,239 ♪ ...been learning to ride ♪ 481 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,158 ♪ This life... ♪ 482 00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:49,993 - Oh, hey. - Hi. 483 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,329 How was your night? 484 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,206 [sighs] It was uneventful. 485 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:57,417 Rebecca talked shit about Noah for, like, three and a half hours, 486 00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:59,127 - and it still wasn't enough. - Mm-mm. 487 00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:00,045 How was yours? 488 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,254 It was good. 489 00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:06,259 I got high and watched Mission: Impossible and helped Miriam out with a boy problem. 490 00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:09,971 - I'm a pretty good dad. - What? You really are. 491 00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,765 Oh my God. You've had some drinks. 492 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,017 - I really have. - [both laugh] 493 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,937 Think I'm gonna be able to use this to my advantage? 494 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,355 I really do. 495 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:19,272 All right. 496 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,149 - Okay. - Right this way. 497 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,610 Oh. I have to let you know before anything happens. 498 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:24,528 Yeah. 499 00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:27,781 I think I'm in a relationship with a teenage boy I met on the Internet. 500 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,533 Oh. Does he know about me? 501 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:32,702 Yeah. He was okay with it because we aren't that serious yet. 502 00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:35,747 Okay. You guys are still seeing other people? 503 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:38,792 [Sasha] Yeah, he invited me to his eighth-grade graduation. 504 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,877 [gentle music continues] 505 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:45,924 Would you hand me my phone? 506 00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:50,679 Thank you. 507 00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:54,641 [Joanne clears throat] 508 00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:57,727 Hello, sister. 509 00:23:57,727 --> 00:24:00,147 The medicine wants me to share with you 510 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:04,901 that I just had incredible sex with the rabbi 511 00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:08,113 after I showed him all of my crazy. 512 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,698 And guess what? 513 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:11,783 It didn't scare him. 514 00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:15,537 - I'm actually really into it. - [Joanne laughs] 515 00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:18,248 ♪ I ♪ 516 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:23,336 ♪ I've been learning to fly ♪ 517 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,631 ♪ This whole time ♪ 518 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:31,720 ♪ Oh, I ♪ 519 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:33,263 [man] Noah? 520 00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:37,184 - Noah. - Rabbi Cohen. 521 00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:39,519 I was hoping to catch you. 522 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:43,773 I had an interesting phone call with Mr. Goldberg. 523 00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:45,358 I can explain. 524 00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:46,610 - You better. - Okay. 525 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,737 Because that cheap schmuck, 526 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,990 he just gave us the biggest donation of the year. 527 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,202 He felt inspired by you. 528 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,745 How did you do it? 529 00:24:58,830 --> 00:24:59,873 Blackmail? 530 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:03,627 [laughs] Yeah! Yeah. 531 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,545 That's how I became head rabbi. 532 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:08,256 Yeah. Well, keep up the good work. 533 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:13,053 [wistful music playing] 534 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,640 [exhales] 535 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:22,395 Okay. 536 00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:24,981 ♪ I'm still tight with all my demons ♪ 537 00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:28,401 ♪ And if you see them Would you please not fuck 'em up? ♪ 538 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:36,826 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Yeah, I still fuck with all my demons ♪ 539 00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:40,413 ♪ And if I'm dreaming Would you please not wake me up? ♪ 540 00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:49,172 ♪ Got family traits of an addict No stick shift, it's automatic ♪ 541 00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:52,175 ♪ My past was somewhat tragic And now I need a bad bitch or an actress ♪ 542 00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:55,095 ♪ Keep some cash under my mattress In case I get stuck like LA traffic ♪ 543 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:57,973 ♪ I always go for the win Like the Lakers fuck up the Mavericks ♪ 544 00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:01,017 ♪ And you can suck all the dicks I'm all fundamentals, not for the tricks ♪ 545 00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:03,812 ♪ I'm such a fanatic Got LeBron's schematics in my attic ♪ 546 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:06,314 ♪ Got a few bad habits But I can't bring myself to quit ♪ 547 00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:09,484 ♪ As we fade to black, my heart attack Who the fuck said you could be rapping? ♪ 548 00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:13,446 ♪ I'm still, I'm still I'm, I'm, I'm still ♪ 549 00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:15,907 ♪ I'm still tight with all my demons ♪ 550 00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:20,453 [music fades]