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[upbeat music playing]
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[Joanne] Are you sure you're ready?
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Just stop trying to freak me out.
It might work.
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- I'm just saying this is very important.
- I'm ready.
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These are my friend friends.
The only chat I have pinned on my phone.
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I aspire to be pinned.
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- Baby, I'll pin you anytime.
- I know you will.
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- Hello, sluts.
- [all] Hi.
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- This is Noah.
- Hi.
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- Hey.
- Aw. You're gonna do great.
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- Hi. I'm Ryann.
- [Noah] Nice to meet you.
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- Have a phone charger I could borrow?
- Uh, I don't, but give me it.
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- Noah. Nice to meet you.
- Charles.
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- One second.
- [Ryann] What are you--
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Okay, he's hot.
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- Absolutely.
- Ten out of ten.
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- Ten out of ten.
- Okay.
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They're charging it at the bar.
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Did you just... ask someone for something
that you want, and they gave it to you?
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Just one, two, three, yeah.
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I have one of those resting faces
where people don't like to help me.
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- That's not true. You got me to help you.
- [exhales happily]
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[Ashley] Noah, can you stop
being so damn smooth?
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Uh, so catch us up.
What are we talking about?
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- Uh...
- Uh...
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- Uh, it's fine.
- Yeah.
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We don't like talking shit
in front of strangers.
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A wise woman once told me, "Whoever
you hate, I hate." So tell me who to hate.
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- It's Amanda.
- [both] We hate her.
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I don't like her already.
What's her deal? Narcissist?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Too clingy?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Won't shut up about the microbiome?
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- Yes!
- Oh my God.
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- [Ashley] All of the above.
- Oh my God!
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[Ashley] Unfathomable.
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- You're good.
- Well, dish.
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- [Ashley] After some mimosas.
- What did she--
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Oh yeah.
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Have a sip of mine. Have a sip of mine.
I don't believe in germs.
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[upbeat music playing]
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So how did I do?
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Don't look.
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[groans] I think they like you
more than they like me.
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Yes!
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I know I played it very cool,
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but deep down, I, in fact,
was a little bit nervous.
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My friends are gonna feel the same
about you when you meet 'em on Saturday.
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Whoa, whoa!
I'm meeting them this Saturday?
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Yeah, at my basketball game.
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I thought that was
just a pick-up game with randos.
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What? No, no, no. I'm in an actual league.
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It's very legit.
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Joanne, we pay for a ref
who's called multiple D2 college games.
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- Oh wow!
- Yeah.
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- Uh, D2?
- Yep.
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I didn't... No, sorry. I can't pretend
to know what you're talking about.
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I tried. It felt false.
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Okay. All you really need to know
is that my team is the Matzah Ballers.
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- Theirs are the Huskies.
- Sorry, your name is what?
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You heard me. I came up with it.
So good, right?
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And while it's just a regular season game,
it does have huge playoff implications.
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Right. Yes! This is huge, and I'm excited.
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Less so about the basketball,
more so about meeting your friends.
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Uh, two questions.
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Will anyone there immediately hate me?
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Just because you did have someone else
cheering for you fairly recently.
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It's just the guys.
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Wives and family don't show up
until the playoffs.
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Okay, great.
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Second question. Do you have jerseys
that say "Matzah Ballers" on it?
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Yes, I do.
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- That is very dorky.
- It's so cool. Yes.
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Better than a pro basketball game.
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♪ One, two, three, four ♪
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♪ Some crazy-ass kids
Gonna knock up on your door ♪
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♪ So let 'em in, let 'em in, let 'em in ♪
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♪ One, two, three, four ♪
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♪ Some crazy-ass kids
Gonna knock up on your door ♪
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♪ So let 'em in, let 'em in, let 'em in ♪
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♪ I feel like a million bucks ♪
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♪ But my money
Don't really feel like I do ♪
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♪ And from the ground I build-- ♪
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♪ Sailing... ♪
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[PA beeps]
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[woman on PA] Would the owner of the gray
Toyota Camry please move your car?
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You are blocking the school buses.
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♪ Just a dream and the wind to carry me ♪
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♪ And soon I will be free... ♪
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- Hey!
- Hi!
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Isn't this great?
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Yeah! Wow!
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Oh good. Hey. Hey, guys. This is Joanne.
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Joanne, the guys.
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Hi. What's up, Sasha?
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- Hey, you ready to be impressed?
- I think I am.
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Feel like this is one of the only areas
where my height is an advantage.
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Huh.
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Tall people die earlier
than everybody else,
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so enjoy me while I last.
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I will. I guess that means
I'm gonna live forever.
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[laughter]
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- Hey, Noah, game time. Let's go. Let's go.
- [Noah] Okay.
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- Watch me.
- [Sasha] All right, guys, let's go.
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[whistle blows]
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ What's up, baby? ♪
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Noah!
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[man] I'm open!
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- ♪ Stepping out, purple Mercedes... ♪
- Ow!
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♪ Fall in love, why don't you make me? ♪
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Oh! Goal!
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Defense! Defense!
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Come on. Defense! Defense!
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You suck, Huskies!
Sorry. Don't be negative, you know?
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Right! Right!
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What? You swallow that whistle, ref?
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[whistle blows]
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Are you kidding me?
That wasn't a foul. Where--
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Whoo! All right!
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Gotta lock that woman down, dude.
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♪ ...without taking pictures, come on... ♪
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Take it.
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♪ Stepping out, purple Mercedes ♪
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♪ Fall in love, why don't you make me? ♪
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♪ You want a picture, just say please ♪
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[buzzer blares]
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[cheering]
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- [laughs]
- [camera clicks]
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[Joanne] Whoo! All right, Noah!
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[Sasha] That was good.
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Oh my God, that was exhausting.
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[sighs happily]
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- Wow.
- [Noah] I know, right?
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Wow. I didn't expect that
to be nearly as thrilling as it was.
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That is hurtful, but I get it.
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Mm, and you know what?
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I am shocked at how sexy this jersey is.
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If I can avert my eyes
from the words "Matzah Ballers,"
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it can actually really turn me on.
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- I want you to look at the balls.
- No. [laughs]
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Hey, great game, gentlemen!
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We are going to the playoffs.
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- Yeah, we are!
- Ow-oo!
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- We're going for victory drinks. Wanna go?
- Oh, yeah. I'm in.
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Whiskey's on me. Invite everyone.
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Nice.
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Sorry that took me a minute.
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The bartender kept asking
if you guys played for the Lakers.
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Thank you.
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- Hope my guys are thirsty. No?
- No, I'm good.
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- You want one?
- Thanks. Listen.
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When you said to invite everyone,
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uh, Max took it literally,
and then they showed up, so...
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- [Joanne] Oh.
- [Noah] Not quite as friendly territory.
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That's okay. That's okay.
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'Cause I crushed it at the game.
Guys love me.
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- They do.
- And the WAGs are gonna love me too.
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The WAGs?
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Noah, wives and girlfriends of athletes,
like Victoria Beckham.
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- [Noah] Oh!
- And...
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I guess that's the only one I know.
But I was born to be a WAG.
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- I can handle this.
- Yeah, you can.
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Let me, uh,
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work my magic.
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[clears throats] Hello, my fellow WAGs.
Are we proud of our boys, or what?
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Sorry, what are you saying?
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You're Esther, right?
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Um, our paths crossed briefly.
You referred to me as "Whore Number One."
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Oh, okay. Um, right.
Was it Joanne, I wanna say?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, right, right.
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You're the one
Noah brought around way too early.
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Yep. Well, I just stopped by to say hi
and see if anyone... Want a whiskey?
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We're good. We know where the bar is.
We're good.
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- I'm good.
- Yeah, good.
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- I'd take one.
- I think we're good.
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Except I don't want one. So, no.
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- Okay.
- We're good.
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[exhales]
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Do you come here a lot--
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[Esther] I just remembered
I have to be somewhere.
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Sasha, let's go!
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Wait for us.
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
I wasn't having a good time anyway.
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- No.
- [woman] Let's go.
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- Now.
- [Joanne] You guys as well?
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Yep.
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- Nice to meet you.
- [woman] Pick it up. Get your stuff.
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But I wasn't--
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- [woman] Yeah, don't give me attitude.
- [man] Okay, sure.
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They all Rebecca's friends?
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Yeah.
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And now, they are absolutely
texting each other about me,
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probably about my thin eyebrows,
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but maybe they found
my other weaknesses too.
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I have something insane to tell you.
But also, what did you expect?
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These women are friends with his ex.
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Yes, I'm aware. Perfect Rebecca.
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Did you know she got more perfect?
Because she got a promotion at work.
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What?
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I've been keeping up with her LinkedIn.
I had to create a profile first.
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But it says my job is
CEO of Fatigue Sisters Media.
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Since you and I are always tired.
That's cute, right?
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[Morgan] Adorable. Okay, look.
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Am I sold on you ending up with a rabbi?
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Absolutely not, okay? But I don't want you
to embarrass yourself.
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Morgan, that's really sweet.
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[Morgan] Okay, because I am
eternally connected to you.
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Right? So you need to,
like, have a talk with Noah
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and just come up with a plan
to rectify this situation, okay?
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You're right. You're right.
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Look at you using the word "rectify."
Good on you.
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Are you ready to hear
the insane thing I have to tell you?
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Oh, yes.
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[Morgan] Okay, so
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this is very weird
and, um, kind of confusing, but
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I had a sex dream about the brother.
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You had a sex dream about Sasha?
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Yes! Yes, yes. It's gross, right?
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I don't get it.
I'm not even attracted to him.
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You know, I'm just gonna hang up
because I regret telling you that.
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So, um, bye!
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- Bye.
- [phone chimes]
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[pensive music playing]
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We should talk about
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how Esther and her friends
blew me off tonight.
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I know shouldn't care what people think,
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at least that's what my therapist
on TikTok tells me,
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but some people think
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you shouldn't believe everything
you see on TikTok.
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Noah!
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- Hey!
- [Joanne sighs]
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Sorry. I was just listening
to my hype mix.
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Visualizing my corner threes
for the playoffs.
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- [Noah exhales]
- Okay, um...
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Are the WAGs gonna be at the playoffs?
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Yeah, the playoffs are huge.
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Yes, huge. We've established that. Um...
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I don't think I should go.
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- Joanne.
- Noah.
243
00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:01,225
I know the women gave you a hard time,
but my guy friends loved you.
244
00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:05,313
You know how if I hate someone,
you have to hate them too?
245
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,272
You hate them?
246
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,398
No. Not yet.
247
00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:10,901
But if the wives hate me,
the husbands ha--
248
00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:13,988
Have to hate you too.
Yeah, that's some tight logic.
249
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:17,867
If your friends hate me...
then your family's gonna hate me.
250
00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,786
And, eventually, everyone's gonna hate me.
251
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,456
But you know what?
As a person who is universally liked,
252
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,916
I am not comfortable
in this scenario one bit.
253
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,044
Really worried about this?
254
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:31,172
It's the absolute largest problem
I've ever had in my life.
255
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,257
How are you not worried about it?
256
00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:35,843
I mean, I like you a lot.
257
00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:38,429
And I figure, eventually,
they'll all like you too.
258
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:39,972
They have to get to know you.
259
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:43,100
Mm-hmm. See, that's a solution
for someone who's patient.
260
00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,352
I'm not a patient person.
261
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:47,480
I need to figure out
how to get them to like me by tomorrow.
262
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,522
[exhales]
263
00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:51,233
I mean, it would be great
if Esther liked you.
264
00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:52,985
- Yeah.
- [Noah] Uh...
265
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,030
Okay. I have an idea.
266
00:10:57,865 --> 00:10:59,700
You do research for your podcast, right?
267
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,243
Yeah. A lot.
268
00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:04,121
Well, Ashley does a lot,
and then I listen to the highlights.
269
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:06,248
Okay. Here are the highlights.
270
00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:09,752
- Okay. Talia loves to talk about herself.
- [Joanne] How original.
271
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:13,047
[Noah] She's getting married soon
and only wants to talk about her wedding.
272
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:16,884
It is so hot in here.
But not like a good hot, like Aruba.
273
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,763
It is so weird that you said that.
I'm getting married in Aruba.
274
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:21,847
- No, you're not.
- I am.
275
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,140
- You're kidding.
- No.
276
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:26,143
That is the dream.
Would you show me your dress?
277
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,312
Oh, yeah. Oh my God. It's striped.
278
00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:32,316
[Noah] Rachel. She recently started
an inspirational line of, um, the, uh...
279
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:34,944
What do you call necklaces
that are really tight on your neck?
280
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,862
[Joanne] Chokers? Oh God.
281
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,865
I'm so sorry.
Is that a Rachel Weinstein choker?
282
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,159
Oh my God. Y-Yeah, yes!
283
00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:43,744
Uh, I... I'm Rachel Weinstein.
284
00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:45,079
- No.
- Yes!
285
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:48,082
[Noah] Leah is still breastfeeding
and feels really judged about it,
286
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,834
so just be supportive.
287
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,128
Gosh, pumping is so hard, right?
288
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,212
Yeah. [chuckles]
289
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,380
How old's your baby?
290
00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:58,884
He's five. But he loves it so much,
and it comforts him--
291
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,010
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
292
00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:02,471
Yeah, this is the best thing
in the world for him.
293
00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:05,683
You're obviously a very good mom.
294
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:10,771
[Noah] And finally,
Rebecca's best friend, Esther.
295
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:13,816
The way to her heart is by talking shit
296
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,235
about people, places, her husband.
297
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,487
Esther knows no bounds.
298
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:19,655
Hello, Esther.
299
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,490
- Nice to see you again.
- Hi.
300
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:27,538
God. I have seen sixth grade teams
that could beat these guys.
301
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:30,708
Sasha's the tallest one on the court
and still can't make a shot.
302
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,960
That's the father of my child
you're talking about.
303
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:42,011
Don't tell her or anyone, but I think
this choker is giving me hives.
304
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:45,723
Like, I don't know what kind of
synthetic material it's made out of, but...
305
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,767
I'm an investor in that company.
306
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,978
- Oh, that's cool.
- Yeah.
307
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,063
Yeah, I really believe in it.
308
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,106
That's cool.
309
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:59,570
You ever noticed that,
310
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,573
like, people...
311
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,995
uh, and their...
with their things, they, like...
312
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,624
[clears throat awkwardly]
313
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:13,959
[clears throat]
314
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,295
[coughs] Excuse me.
315
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,590
- I need to get some water real quick.
- Sure.
316
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,803
People with their things, huh?
317
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,763
[whistle blows]
318
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,848
[rock music playing]
319
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:32,478
[players chattering]
320
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:38,776
Hey, uh, this chick Esther
has ice in her veins, and I need help.
321
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,402
Um, I'm gonna drop a pin.
322
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:42,822
Uh, can you come?
323
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,407
Also, you are not allowed
to make fun of their jerseys
324
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,827
or how bad they are at basketball.
I'm serious.
325
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,912
[rock music continues]
326
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,332
[Sasha] Yup, yup, yup!
327
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:56,752
[man] Shot!
328
00:13:58,587 --> 00:13:59,630
[whistle blows]
329
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,926
Oh. Hi, boys.
330
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,471
Nice costumes. Hmm.
331
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:12,309
Oh, as if one of them wasn't enough.
332
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,269
Oh.
333
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,939
- What's up?
- Oh, hi.
334
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:20,234
- I didn't know you were a basketball fan.
- I'm not. And this isn't helping.
335
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,570
- Why are you standing so close to me?
- I'm not.
336
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,863
- Yes, you are.
- [Esther] Sasha!
337
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,989
Y-Yes, honey!
338
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,199
- Get your head out of your ass!
- Sorry, hon.
339
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,534
[bottles clink and slosh]
340
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,244
- Hi.
- Thank you, thank you.
341
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,161
Of course.
342
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,081
Did you sneak in
multiple bottles of alcohol?
343
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:37,710
Uh, yeah. What will help me make friends
with an angry woman
344
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,879
who hasn't had any fun in over a decade?
345
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,214
And the answer is booze, Joanne.
346
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,925
I get that. Did it occur to you
it might make her angrier?
347
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,343
I'm willing to take that risk
348
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:49,555
'cause I can just leave
and never see her again. So, yeah.
349
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,932
Okay. Wait, wait. Maybe we should just go.
350
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,350
What? No. No, no, no, no.
351
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:56,562
We are not gonna let some mean,
random popular girls win, okay?
352
00:14:56,562 --> 00:15:00,316
We are the mean, popular girls.
We win. Hmm?
353
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,693
- God, I love you.
- Yeah, I love you too. Come on.
354
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,611
Okay.
355
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:05,988
[Morgan] Ah.
356
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,281
What? Oh.
357
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,033
This is my sister, Morgan, you guys.
358
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,034
Hi.
359
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,038
So should we play a drinking game?
360
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,498
- Yes please. Basketball is so boring.
- No, I don't think so.
361
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:17,833
Yep. Okay, me first.
362
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,465
Ooh, mama! [laughs]
That brings me back to high school.
363
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,134
Look at that.
Your sister almost makes you seem normal.
364
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:30,429
Careful. That could be considered
a compliment coming from you.
365
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:34,224
Well, tell anyone I said it, and I write
another nasty review about your podcast.
366
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:36,769
Mm, every review is an engagement,
so thank you.
367
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,487
Oh, fuck it.
Fill me up, "Whore Number Two."
368
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,072
Oh. Yes.
369
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:51,617
Okay, so should we take a shot
every time they make a basket?
370
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:55,829
Uh, I need to get drunk, so what if we
took a shot every time they miss?
371
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,289
That is a better idea.
372
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,457
["Tubthumping" playing]
373
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,375
[mouths] I love you.
374
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,961
♪ When we're winning... ♪
375
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,420
[Joanne] Let's go, Noah!
376
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,421
[Esther] Come on!
377
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,382
Right off the bat.
378
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,925
♪ Never gonna keep me down... ♪
379
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:08,968
Kobe!
380
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,136
[all cheer]
381
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,389
♪ Never gonna keep me down
I get... ♪
382
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,390
- [Joanne] Hey!
- Whoo!
383
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:15,808
Here we go.
384
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,559
Let's go, baby!
385
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,561
- Hoo!
- Oh yes!
386
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:22,272
♪ ...again
You're never gonna keep me down... ♪
387
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,400
[all cheer]
388
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,194
♪ ...the night away... ♪
389
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,823
♪ Pissing the night away... ♪
390
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:34,702
This is so fun. When was the last time
any of us played a drinking game?
391
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,286
- High school.
- Last weekend.
392
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,664
I mean high school too.
I meant to say high school.
393
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,957
[all laugh]
394
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,417
Mm-hmm. [exhales]
395
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,418
[Esther exhales]
396
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:50,884
I think we should have dinner together.
Like, the four of us. At Noah's.
397
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:52,511
Um...
398
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,472
Awesome. Awesome. Tell me when.
399
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:56,890
Oh, right now. Um...
400
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:57,975
[applause]
401
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,143
Three!
402
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,146
That was close. That was close. That's me.
403
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:05,816
Focus, Sasha! We got 20 seconds left,
and we're two points down!
404
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,443
♪ ...down, but I get up again... ♪
405
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:10,904
Sasha, what she said!
What she said! Pass the ball!
406
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,990
[Joanne] Okay, Noah!
407
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,743
♪ Never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down ♪
408
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,746
♪ But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down ♪
409
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,457
♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪
410
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,042
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
411
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,128
♪ get knocked down, but I get up again ♪
412
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,130
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
413
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,758
♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪
414
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,468
♪ You're never gonna keep me down... ♪
415
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:37,723
[cheering]
416
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,017
[buzzer blares]
417
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,061
All right!
418
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,605
Did that go in?
419
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,814
No.
420
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:46,732
[Sasha] No?
421
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,944
Pump and dump, you know?
422
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:56,867
Hey, um, I gotta say, I know
you feel weird about me or whatever,
423
00:17:56,867 --> 00:18:00,037
but, um, I really enjoyed
hanging out with you.
424
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,749
And I think you're very cool, so...
425
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,210
You don't have to say it back.
426
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:07,878
I wasn't gonna.
427
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,548
Go. Go, go.
428
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:18,055
Oh! My baby, you did it! Mmm!
429
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,264
You know we lost, right?
430
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:22,059
Yeah, but you were running around,
throwing the ball.
431
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:25,562
You were making those squeaky noises
with your sneakers. It was so sexy.
432
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:28,065
- I tried to tell you. I tried to tell you.
- Yeah.
433
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:32,152
So how'd it go with the ladies?
Did you break through with Esther?
434
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,779
- She almost smiled at me.
- Really?
435
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,240
Mm-hmm. She was saying something mean
when she almost smiled--
436
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,660
Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen her
almost smile. Mazel tov.
437
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,831
- There he is.
- Hey.
438
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,250
{\an8}- [Esther exhales]
- Do you wanna go eat spicy food?
439
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,877
{\an8}I'm sweating already,
so we should take advantage of it.
440
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,046
{\an8}I'm actually gonna
catch a ride with Rebecca.
441
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:54,174
{\an8}We're gonna just grab a quick drink.
She's already outside.
442
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,425
{\an8}- Is that cool?
- Okay.
443
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,261
{\an8}Don't start drama.
444
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,014
{\an8}Me? Wha--
445
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:05,269
You go have something spicy. On me.
But you pay for it.
446
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,186
{\an8}Okay.
447
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,188
{\an8}- Bye.
- [Esther] Bye.
448
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,443
{\an8}Oh, hey.
449
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,404
{\an8}- Hey.
- Hey.
450
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,948
{\an8}Oh God. Something smells like tequila.
Is that you?
451
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:19,658
{\an8}[exhales]
452
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,243
{\an8}Oh. Oh, it is. [clears throat]
453
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:25,414
{\an8}Don't worry though. I'm not driving.
I can just get a ride from Joanne, so...
454
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,666
{\an8}Oh, she already took off with Noah.
455
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,252
{\an8}What the fuck?
She could have at least given me a ride.
456
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:33,130
{\an8}See? I'm telling you.
We're the loser siblings.
457
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,382
{\an8}Think they'd forget you
if you were the winner sibling?
458
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,717
{\an8}Shut up. Stop with that.
459
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,011
{\an8}Well, I'll give you a ride.
460
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,053
{\an8}Why?
461
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:43,724
{\an8}Because it's a nice thing to do,
and you need one.
462
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,768
Okay, fine, sure.
463
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:48,020
Okay.
464
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:49,563
Okay.
465
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,107
So you know,
we're gonna listen to my music,
466
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:55,402
and I've been in a Kris Kross phase,
so, like, that's pretty fun.
467
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,155
They're underrated. They had one big hit.
468
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,073
I don't even know who Kris Kross is.
469
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,203
[poignant music playing]
470
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,377
[Esther knocks] Bop, bop, bop. Hi, baby!
471
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,587
Hi.
472
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,464
Oh, sorry you had to wait.
473
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,758
They lost,
and they were fucking slow doing it.
474
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,637
I didn't know she was gonna be here.
Did you talk to her?
475
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:22,971
Like, what is she like?
476
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,684
Can I tell you something?
She fucking sucks.
477
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:30,520
- Dude, she's not as pretty in person.
- Uh-huh.
478
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,606
- Nobody likes her.
- Right.
479
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,191
I knew it.
480
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:35,901
Yeah.
481
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,153
I hate that I miss him so much.
482
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,155
[Esther sighs]
483
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,074
Let's go get a drink.
484
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,367
- Yeah, please.
- [car starts]
485
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:46,995
- [Morgan laughs] So dumb.
- It's pretty dumb.
486
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,248
Thank you though. Thank you for laughing.
487
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,750
[exhales] Well, that was weird.
488
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,877
What's so weird about it though?
489
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,755
Have you never had a guy friend
give you a ride home?
490
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:58,966
Uh, no.
491
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,176
- Do you even have any guy friends?
- No.
492
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:03,387
No, not really.
493
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,098
Okay. That's kinda weird.
494
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,849
- What?
- Yeah. It's weird.
495
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,519
- Like you have so many female friends?
- Yeah.
496
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,812
Who?
497
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,315
Uh, well, I, uh...
498
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:17,943
- I had one, and then we got married.
- [Morgan] Okay.
499
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,069
Okay, so your wife.
500
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,779
Yes, there were more,
501
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,324
but she said they couldn't
come around anymore, so I guess...
502
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,661
Okay, so I guess,
no, I don't have any female friends
503
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,830
beside the one who is now my wife.
504
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:30,747
Mm.
505
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,667
But we're friends, right?
506
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,961
Well, um...
507
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,382
Yeah. Yeah, no, we're friends.
508
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,885
Great. Well, thank you, friend,
for the ride home.
509
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:45,137
You're welcome.
510
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,557
- Two stars. Bye.
- Thank you.
511
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,184
That's gonna bring up
my star rating to two.
512
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:52,978
[pensive music playing]
513
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,776
- [Noah] That game was sad.
- [Joanne] Agree.
514
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:03,864
If that ball
took one little bounce differently,
515
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,033
goes in, we would win.
516
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:09,369
You were talking about the ball.
I was talking about the lack of snacks.
517
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,538
- Oh, the lack of snacks. Yes.
- Yeah.
518
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:14,708
Of course. That too. I love snacks.
Why don't I go downstairs?
519
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:19,713
I'll grab everything I have.
I think I got pickles, chocolate, cheese.
520
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,673
I think I got a few berries.
521
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:26,094
What do you say? We'll eat 'em in bed
while we watch the worst show we can find.
522
00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:28,513
I really enjoy you as a human being, okay?
523
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:29,556
That's a yes.
524
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,772
Oh, hey, can I grab a sweatshirt?
525
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,066
[Noah] As long as the jersey
doesn't come off.
526
00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:47,407
[tense music playing]
527
00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:05,467
- [Noah] I got a bunch of weird stuff.
- [box lid shuts]
528
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:11,890
[exhales]
529
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,600
Uh, hope you like fusion.
530
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:18,146
You okay?
531
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,108
Yeah.
532
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,529
[poignant music playing]
533
00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:22,419
[music fades]