It's your fucking fault! It's your fault, you're crazy!
Nunu.
Nunu! Get away! I'm not leaving!
Nunu! Nunu.
Please. Hey!
Nunu.
Quickly, quickly! Come on! Come on.
Hurry up! This way!
Nunu!
No, please! No! No! No!
Please, let me… Please.
You can go to bed.
You think I'll be able to sleep after all that shit?
How is she?
Stable.
If you don't get out of that wet swimsuit, we'll have to treat you for hypothermia.
Can I see her at least, please?
Please.
She did over ten spins without coming up for air.
- What exactly is your point, Amaia? - There's no way Núria could've done that.
Impossible, it makes no sense to me. You have to save her.
You have to test her for doping.
It's the only explanation.
- What are you talking about? - She's my best friend.
- I wanna help her! That's all. - Hey! That's enough!
Get out of here, both of you.
Please, listen to me. Please.
What?
That's how you treat your best friend, huh?
It's serious.
What did she take?
This has gotten out of hand.
Yaiza.
Yaiza!
This is the nightmare.
I've been waitin' Waitin' and wishin', wishin' and hopin'
Hopin' you'll come alive For me tonight, babe
Whoa, oh God, come alive
You've been lyin', lyin' and cheatin' Cheatin' and breakin'
Breakin' this trend Until you know you're guilty
Guilty your whole goddamn…
SO GROSS DISGUSTING
But I don′t wanna talk about it So I'm just bein′ bad
'Cause there's no love Like a love like this
′Cause a love don't exist When a boy wanna play, so whoa
Whoa, oh God, come on
But I don't wanna talk about it
So, I′m just bein' bad 'cause
There ain′t no love like this
'Cause a love don′t exist When a boy wanna play
I don't get why they wouldn't let you see her.
She was gone for a week, didn't bother to say why. She lied to me.
Now, eat something. If you don't eat, you can't think.
And if you can't think, you can't solve anything. Okay?
I wanna go see her.
Okay, let's go.
Someone's in there.
Hello!
Oh, hi.
There's something I gotta ask Núria.
You can't ask her anything. She's sleeping.
Did you test her?
Amaia, Núria's fine.
- So why can't we see her? - Because she's sleeping right now.
I'll come fetch you when she wakes up, okay?
I don't buy that for a second.
Is Isabel here?
- I'm sorry, she's not. - Do you know when she'll be here?
She had a meeting at 9:00, but she didn't say anything.
- Didn't she send you an email? - Let's go train and come back later.
Hey.
Yeah, that's better.
Eight minutes late. Sorry.
This is the first time since I've been your coach.
It's getting to you, and I get it. It gets to me too.
But you must set an example.
She's the captain after all.
The average Uruguayan penis length is about six inches.
- But you're no average guy, are ya? - Been doing some research, huh?
You've got a monster cock!
Hey.
Hey! What are you, crazy? Huh?
What's your problem? Trying to get your ass kicked?
Take a selfie now. Yeah?
Come on!
Stupid asshole.
Hey, get out. Get outta here. Get out.
I said get outta here! For fuck's…
Yeah, that's right.
Wait. Hold on.
Okay, here.
You gotta be more careful what you post online. Hmm?
Núria's doing better.
Hope so. I don't know what we'll do otherwise.
They say she's improving as expected.
We've all fainted at some point, right?
You think what happened here was normal? Are you serious?
You think doing ten spins is normal? I can't even do that.
So?
- Well, it must've been doping. - Or jealousy.
Come on, guys! Go! There you go. Come on! Show me that Olympic level!
Come on!
- Shit. Don't stop! Keep going! - Oh, fuck.
- You okay? - You alright? All good?
- You're a menace. - For fuck's sake.
Go with her.
Come on, girls! Faster on the turn.
- Amaia! - What are you doing?
- It'll be just a second. - You can't interrupt training.
Amaia!
- I need to talk to her. It'll be quick. - You can talk to her later.
You can't interrupt training like this.
Cristian, what the fuck are you doing?
- Sorry. I'm really sorry. - Sorry.
Don't ever do this to me in training again.
Come on, you really think that's okay?
Don't worry, that won't be a problem.
I'm leaving the center.
What do you mean you're leaving?
I don't get it, Cristian.
They kicked me off the team, Amaia.
Why?
I don't know.
You don't? Really?
Come on, I'm sure they gave you a reason.
What did they say?
Because of your physique?
That's great, Cristian.
How can you do this to me right now?
Wait, what?
I told you they kicked me out and you're the victim?
I am, yeah.
You know better than anyone how much effort I have to put in.
- It's like you don't care. - That's not what it is.
- So you do? Tell me why you're here. - No. I'm here…
Look, I totally get it, I mean… You're worried about Nunu, fine.
But I need to know what's gonna happen to us.
What's gonna happen to us?
Nothing.
Nothing, babe.
Nothing's changed.
It's you and me.
It's always been.
Yeah. But I'm leaving.
Renata…
I wonder if Núria's okay.
When I pulled her out of the water, it felt like she was dead.
Woo! Bring that ass over here!
Yeah…
I'm on it, ladies. You want this, don't you? Huh?
You want my body, don't you?
Not that easy, though. You're gonna have to earn it.
Man, come on, this guy, seriously…
- You wanna see this? - Oh, no.
- You gotta be kidding me. - You can't.
- I know what you really want is this. - Whoa.
Woo!
What are you doing? Don't just stand there!
Get in here!
Physio's the only part of the day we aren't training.
We're always busting our asses out there. But, if you'd rather go back and--
Real nice. Real nice. That was the fastest striptease in history.
Hmm… Yesterday, you tried to crush me. What is it today? Gonna poison me?
It's just an amino acid shake. It's fine.
Are you in Olympo?
How did you do it?
No one gets why they, uh, sponsored you, right? You know it's weird, c'mon.
- With all due respect. - Sure.
- People talk with Hugo's rep, right? - Right.
People won't shut up about that. It's annoying, I'm sure you can agree.
Well, yeah.
These two are a couple of fucking bullies. Yeah, that's right.
Come on.
- Cool your jets, Jennifer. - What?
Wait, hold on, guys. I've got a better one for ya.
- Let's hear it. - I've got one.
- Okay. - Having the best sex in your life…
Like, ever, right? Or never getting injured?
You're kidding. That's not a dilemma.
Nah. Zoe.
Who'd you rather hook up with? With Sebas or Jennifer?
Do I have to say which one first?
Holy shit.
Come on, man, that's it.
Don't get a boner. We don't want you looking like a rhinoceros.
I'm sorry, that was graphic.
But anyway, my turn. Uh…
Yeah. What would you prefer, guys? Uh…
Amaia as your trainer or your girlfriend?
Shit, that's a hard one.
She's probably good in bed. Just being honest.
Either way, you'd have a heart attack.
What?
You guys saw what she did to Núria, right?
What did I do?
Come on. Tell me.
- You pushed her. - Of course I pushed her.
I don't think you've ever been to a training session.
You know what I think?
Zoe, don't.
And you? Got something to say?
- She knows what she saw. - What did she see, Fátima? Huh?
Same thing we see every day?
Really? Am I the only one who cares about the team now?
So easy.
Come on, that's enough.
Darling, come with me. Let's see your ankle.
Oh, right. Sure.
Excuse me.
Let's go.
Shit! Fuck!
Fuck.
Jesus, you're such a drag. Leave me alone.
Go and do some fucking hurdles with Jacobo, and just--
Hey!
Ah.
You're a jerk, you know that?
Yeah. You think it's funny?
If you want a hit, just say so.
We are gonna train.
You just won't give me a break.
You could get expelled.
Okay, you win.
But only because you're speaking to me.
I messed up big time. That's why I'm here.
Now I gotta make it right.
I could go to jail.
Yeah, so, uh….
Can you help me not get expelled?
What are you two plotting?
Tell her, Amaia. Go on.
They won't let us see Nunu.
Oh, baby, I don't know anything. Sorry.
Pepa, you know where Isabel is, right?
What, do I look like her secretary?
Cristian's about to leave. Come on.
Hey!
He's leaving.
Cris.
Hey.
You got everything?
That's gonna leave quite a scar.
Where's Amaia?
Subterranean wombs
So many wombs
Down in the catacombs, subterranean
Keep it all inside, I'll never let…
Hey!
Don't leave without this.
Thanks.
Feels like we ran out of time, right?
Uh, it's... Yeah.
Yeah.
What's up, kiddo?
Tryin' to get some on the day you're leaving? You really are something.
Would you mind waiting for Amaia?
Sure thing, bro. What, ten minutes?
Of course not. We're leaving now. Come on.
Where'd you get this car?
Don't ask so many questions.
Your ex-boyfriend says hi.
What, are you crying?
Man, you've been a crybaby forever. You drove me nuts as a teenager, man.
Wait, I drove you nuts?
I was such a good big brother. I protected you, supported you…
Will you be a crybaby for long? Might have to rethink this brother thing.
- Asshole. - Huh?
Little crybaby?
No more crying, kiddo. Got it?
Now for some good stuff.
What are you doing?
- I don't know, you tell me, little bro. - Iker, stop.
- What's it gonna be? Crying or winning? - Iker, I don't understand, dude.
- Fine. - Iker, stop the fucking car!
- Crying or winning? - What are you saying?
- Decide! - Winning, damn it!
- Crying or winning, bro! - For fuck's sake! Winning!
- Can't hear you! - Winning! Stop the car!
Come on!
Like a real Delallave.
You're fucking crazy!
Did I scare ya now?
Yeah, very funny, but this isn't the way home, dickwad!
Wait a minute. Who said anything about going home?
Just thinking about getting on a bike gives me an anxiety attack.
- You've got options. - I'm not taking that.
How can we not have a shitty season?
- No. - This is gonna help you.
Right.
What if I end up like Núria?
Hello?
Is someone there?
Of course we're having a shitty season. It makes sense.
Our captain's a fairy who takes it up the butt
from a different guy every day. How can we not have a shitty season?
- He's right. - It's nuts, but that's not all.
Turn that shit off.
- You don't think he's right? - Turn it off!
…not just the last weeks.
It's crazy that there are still people like that around,
especially in rugby, bro.
Gentlemen, okay, party's over. Focus over here.
Here's our starting lineup against Italy. There's been some changes.
Ricky, Mari, Vainilla,
Abad, Lau, Lobo.
And as captain, Charlie.
Thank you, coach.
Now get behind him! Get yourselves warmed up and kick some ass!
Come on! With me!
- Go! - Let's go!
- Go! Sebas. - Javier.
Can I get a minute?
Help the kid out.
Come on, behind.
- We throw here. - What is it?
Come on! One, two, three. Receive the ball with your right hand.
- You're really ditching me for Charlie? - One, two, three. Go!
I'm the captain. I'm your best player and you know it.
It's because of that photo.
It's because I fucking say so. Is that clear?
Come on, guys! Come on!
Get your asses in gear or we're going under!
Fuck.
Roque stays.
Sebas goes in.
Fuck me, goddamn it.
You got it.
I'll try to knock him down a peg.
Fucking homo.
Bring him down.
Let's go!
Time.
Less hugging, more hustling!
Fight back, Sebas. What are you doing?
Get up!
Is your ankle better, Zoe?
I don't usually do this, but you're not leaving until you've done five 500s.
And two more for good measure. Okay?
Mm-hmm.
Not you, Renata.
The decision's been made.
What decision?
Zoe, get to work!
Hell yeah! What's going to happen? How can that be?
Damn, Zoe!
Damn!
What happened? Huh?
- If I die, donate my body to science. - No, come on.
We have something better in mind. Check it out.
You're right. It's really not fair.
Taking a step back might help you, Renata.
As punishment, I'm sending you off with Zoe.
What? You're kidding.
It'll be good having a new buddy.
She's crazy. Outright crazy.
Hmm.
Well…
Shit! I felt something! Stop!
- Got you! - Get the fuck outta here.
- I'm turning back. - Oh, no. Keep going.
Too late for that.
After all…
we're here already!
Let's go, bro! Come on!
Here you are!
The best-kept secret, Zoe!
Welcome to Gunter's cabin!
Come on, the party's waiting for us!
Let's go, come on! What were you expecting?
You're a rock that I carry
You're beautiful, but you're heavy
I lift you up from my pocket sometimes
I watch you, I kiss you
I pray for the day
When you will suddenly start to speak
Make me jump up from my seat
Then you reach for my hand
And with that Cause an explosion in the air
Of feathers and sparks
Here!
Cheers!
I don't get how you're not bothered.
Look, they're fooling around, that's why Hugo was right next to her bed.
- Right? - I don't know.
I don't get it.
What don't you get? That she'd leave for a week to screw a famous guy?
If she's screwing a famous guy, why not just tell me?
It's not… I mean…
She can hook up with the Pope for all I care.
Not sure about the Pope, but if you ask me, Hugo Teixeira…
What?
- You're saying you'd--? - Of course I would! Wouldn't you?
Jesus, Roque. Seriously.
You have a thing for macho jerks. It's a real problem.
- I do, don't I? - Yeah!
- Did you talk to him? - Ah! You're crazy!
- I'm so done with that jackass. - You want me to kill him?
I'll kill him. That's not a problem.
I'm with you.
And besides, I think I have a new crush.
Who?
Sebas?
- But, come on, dude… - Wait! I know what you're thinking.
But, it's just… Earlier today, we were wrestling, and um…
I don't know, we had a moment.
And he got, uh…
Did he get hard? Really?
- Are you serious? - Mm-hmm.
Did you, uh…?
Of course you got hard. You're so gross!
Amaia.
- What? - How are you?
I'm fine.
I wanted to check on ya.
See how you're doing now that you're single, and…
I'm not single.
Oh.
And did you tell Cristian that?
Why are you such a pain, Charlie?
Well, because, uh… When I want something, well,
I don't stop… until I get it.
Alright, why don't you go bore someone else? Come on.
Okay.
- If you need anything… - I won't let you know.
Okay.
What's up?
Nah, nothing.
- Go on, say it. - It's just…
What?
There's something I really want.
Maybe I can help with that.
You're confusing me, you know.
Confused about what?
Were you hitting on me in the Jacuzzi?
- Wow! - What's wrong?
Take it easy.
Oh, okay.
Ah! Stop, stop. Stop!
- Stop. - What's the matter?
Look. Listen to me.
Hmm? I was enjoying that.
Well, this thing is telling me otherwise.
Fuck.
No.
You don't have to do anything you don't wanna do, alright?
Especially not with me. Hmm?
But what sucks about this…
I gotta find someone else to eat my pussy now.
Come on.
Let's go!
Woo! Beer pong!
- Beer-minton, if you don't mind. - Here.
- See? - Woo!
- Take that. - We're unbeatable at this, alright?
Play.
Hey. How'd it go, bro? Huh?
- Pure PornHub stuff. - Yeah?
- You still got a boner, don't you? - Shut it. Shut up.
Looking for another victim, Amaia?
Try me.
Close, that was close.
- It couldn't be worse than your synchro. - Oh, shit.
Boom!
My turn.
Now you're a sub, so I guess you'll have more time to practice.
You'll last about as long as you did behind the cabin.
Oh!
- There you go. - It's okay.
Go get 'em, Zoe.
Mess with someone your own size.
Okay.
- If you're as good as you are at training… - I'll show you, man. Here.
Oh, come on.
- Ah! In! - God damn!
What the fuck?! Jackpot.
What's wrong, bigmouth?
Look who's left. The team of, uh… could-have-beens and never-weres, right?
Oh! Oof!
- In. - She never misses, man.
- Of course I don't, babe. - You are in for a trip, kid.
- Come on! - Thanks.
Strong shit.
Gonna accuse me of doping if I beat you?
Oh.
At least I don't need that to feel like I'm worth something, you know?
- If anyone could use it, it's you, Amaia. - Really? Right, got it.
- To ease you up. - I don't need that or sponsorship either.
Whoa. Talk about sass! They're on fire!
- Yep. Yeah. - Bam, bam, bam!
You gonna throw or not?
Humiliating, huh?
What is?
Getting your ass kicked by the new girl. What would Mommy say?
You're just a fraud.
I'd rather be a fraud than kill my best friend.
- Oh, no. - Holy shit.
Oh, no, she didn't!
Jesus Christ, guys. Take it easy.
Anyone up for playing again?
- Let's get some water. - Yep, awesome.
- Peque! - Some water.
- How are you? - What's going on?
Give me a glass.
Amaia!
Amaia, wait!
Hey!
Hey! Honey, listen to me. It's okay.
Hey, it's okay. Everything's fine. Don't worry.
Do you think I'm really to blame?
No, of course I don't.
Get that out of your head. Don't listen to them.
I need to see her.
- Hurry up! - Yes, it's an emergency.
Hang in there, Núria. I've got you.
No, she's stable.