1 00:00:04,458 --> 00:00:06,042 JENNIFER: Previously on She-Hulk... 2 00:00:06,125 --> 00:00:08,000 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 3 00:00:08,250 --> 00:00:09,625 (CRASHING) 4 00:00:09,750 --> 00:00:10,792 (GRUNTS) 5 00:00:10,875 --> 00:00:12,000 Who the hell is that? 6 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:16,917 Who forced you to escape this insanely high-security prison undetected? 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:21,292 A Sorcerer Supreme of the Mystic Arts, and his name is... 8 00:00:21,375 --> 00:00:24,000 Wong. Just Wong. 9 00:00:24,083 --> 00:00:27,208 He's either a sorcerer who lives in New York, 10 00:00:27,458 --> 00:00:29,583 or a librarian who lives in Nepal. 11 00:00:29,667 --> 00:00:33,167 Jen, there is the nicest young man who works at the coffee shop that I go to. 12 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,625 -His name is Yusuf. -Do not set me up, Mom. 13 00:00:35,958 --> 00:00:37,458 No. No. He's much too young for you. 14 00:00:37,542 --> 00:00:39,125 JENNIFER: I'm not gonna be a superhero. 15 00:00:39,208 --> 00:00:42,375 Jen, when you have powers like this, it's like putting a target on your back. 16 00:00:42,458 --> 00:00:43,458 (GASPS) 17 00:00:43,542 --> 00:00:45,958 If you're gonna strut around showing off your powers, 18 00:00:46,042 --> 00:00:47,542 you better be able to back it up. 19 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:50,333 -(SCREAMING) -(THUDS) 20 00:01:29,208 --> 00:01:30,833 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 21 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:42,542 (CHANTING "OM") 22 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:46,583 The ancient art of levitation. 23 00:01:50,042 --> 00:01:51,042 (EXCLAIMS) 24 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:53,375 Are you not amazed? Summoning fire. 25 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:57,458 Fire. Behold flame. 26 00:02:01,042 --> 00:02:02,875 (EXCLAIMS) 27 00:02:02,958 --> 00:02:06,542 For my next illusion, the great Donny Blaze 28 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:09,542 -needs assistance from a volunteer. -Ooh! 29 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:13,333 -Oh! -Miss, if you may. Round of applause. 30 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,167 (ALL APPLAUDING) 31 00:02:15,542 --> 00:02:17,333 And what is your name, young lady? 32 00:02:18,375 --> 00:02:23,833 Madisynn, with two N's, one Y, but it's not where you think. 33 00:02:23,917 --> 00:02:26,792 Well, as the great Billy Shakes once said, 34 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:32,708 "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." 35 00:02:33,917 --> 00:02:35,333 Ah! 36 00:02:36,292 --> 00:02:38,375 Donny Blaze! 37 00:02:41,542 --> 00:02:42,958 (AUDIENCE MURMURS QUIETLY) 38 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:45,792 Do the thing. Do the thing. Do it, do it, do it. 39 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:53,208 How about I try something with a little more heat? 40 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:01,333 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 41 00:03:02,792 --> 00:03:07,083 (WHISPERING) Come on. Please, please, please. 42 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:08,917 Come on. Please. 43 00:03:10,167 --> 00:03:11,333 Come on. 44 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:13,542 (CROWD GASPING) 45 00:03:14,875 --> 00:03:16,875 (ALL APPLAUDING) 46 00:03:20,792 --> 00:03:21,792 Donny Blaze! 47 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:23,542 (LAUGHS) 48 00:03:24,792 --> 00:03:27,667 FYI, these don't smell like anything. 49 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,042 Ew! 50 00:03:35,417 --> 00:03:36,792 (THEME SONG PLAYING FROM TV) 51 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:40,625 (GROANS) 52 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:49,292 -(SCREAMS) -(THUDS) 53 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:51,083 Oh. 54 00:03:53,292 --> 00:03:55,917 Where am I? What happened to all the goblins? 55 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,208 Who are you? Are you the goblin king? 56 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,208 No, I'm not. Where did you come from? 57 00:04:01,667 --> 00:04:02,917 I grew up in Fort Lauderdale, 58 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,375 but now my dad lives in Phoenix with his new family, 59 00:04:05,458 --> 00:04:06,542 so I go there sometimes. 60 00:04:06,917 --> 00:04:09,500 -He married this woman... -Did a cut-rate magician send you? 61 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,542 Um, not exactly. 62 00:04:11,958 --> 00:04:15,833 He sent me to a diff dimensh and a talking goat helped me escape 63 00:04:15,917 --> 00:04:19,333 a lava pit in exchange for six drops of my blood. 64 00:04:19,417 --> 00:04:22,708 Oop. Then I kinda like browned out and now I'm here. 65 00:04:22,792 --> 00:04:23,833 (BELL DINGING) 66 00:04:23,917 --> 00:04:26,667 Okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay, no, no, no. I'm gonna send you home. 67 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:29,083 -What's your address? -I don't even remember. 68 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:30,375 (GASPS) 69 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:33,917 Wait. This is the one where they kill Adriana. 70 00:04:34,167 --> 00:04:35,458 It was so sad. 71 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,292 -You just ruined it. -I cried for three days. 72 00:04:41,792 --> 00:04:43,875 Donny Blaze is going to pay for this. 73 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:58,208 Mmm. You look happy. I guess you saw that Wong is back. 74 00:04:58,292 --> 00:04:59,958 God, everybody loves Wong. 75 00:05:00,042 --> 00:05:02,958 It's like giving the show Twitter armor for a week. 76 00:05:03,750 --> 00:05:06,250 -Good morning, sweetheart. -Dad, what are you doing here? 77 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:10,125 Well, after that scare you had, I am here to beef up security. 78 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:14,333 I've got new locks, cameras, an alarm system and pepper spray. 79 00:05:14,542 --> 00:05:16,708 -What's the shovel for? -Digging holes. 80 00:05:16,792 --> 00:05:19,875 -Let's just leave it at that. -I don't need you to do any of this. 81 00:05:19,958 --> 00:05:23,208 My daughter gets attacked by four men, and I'm supposed to do nothing? 82 00:05:23,292 --> 00:05:24,875 Your daughter's a Hulk. I'm gonna be fine. 83 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:28,833 -What did the police say? -Oh, they said, um, police stuff. 84 00:05:29,167 --> 00:05:32,000 You didn't call them? Are you serious, Jen? 85 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:36,083 I was a prosecutor long enough to know that they're not gonna catch these guys. 86 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:39,042 -Well, what if they come back? -I will kick their ass again. 87 00:05:39,667 --> 00:05:41,083 And you can use the shovel. 88 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:46,833 (CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 89 00:05:51,167 --> 00:05:52,375 (CLICKING) 90 00:05:58,583 --> 00:06:00,625 (BELL DINGING) 91 00:06:02,542 --> 00:06:03,542 Perfect. 92 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:07,000 NIKKI: Hey, hey. They're airing your interview again. 93 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:08,542 I think you should watch this time. 94 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:11,125 JENNIFER ON TV: My client's name is Emil Blonsky. 95 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:13,708 Okay. We have got to get you some new clothes. 96 00:06:13,792 --> 00:06:16,500 There's a very limited selection of clothing that fits my body. 97 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:17,667 Clearly. 98 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:20,125 How did you come up with the name She-Hulk? 99 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:22,750 -You ding-dongs dubbed me that. -JENNIFER: Funny story, I didn't. 100 00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:26,583 Ms. Walters, I have a legal situation of the greatest importance. 101 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:29,208 Okay. Good luck with that, Jen. 102 00:06:29,542 --> 00:06:32,417 Nice to see you again, Wong. How can I help you? 103 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:35,125 I'm having an issue with a "magician." 104 00:06:35,667 --> 00:06:38,417 Notice how I used the word "magician" in quotes. 105 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:40,750 -I did, yes. -It's because he's not an actual magician. 106 00:06:41,125 --> 00:06:44,667 This charlatan goes by the name of Donny Blaze. 107 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,083 He's a former student of the Mystic Arts 108 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:50,750 but he was kicked out after a week when he summoned three kegs 109 00:06:50,833 --> 00:06:54,333 and his former fraternity brother Ky-Dog to Kamar-Taj. 110 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,875 He's now performing cheap human tricks 111 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:59,750 here in Los Angeles at the "Mystic Castle." 112 00:07:00,167 --> 00:07:02,542 -Notice how I... -Not mystic. Not a castle. Got it. 113 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:07,417 Recently, Donny has been using our sacred teachings in his shows, 114 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:11,042 sending volunteers into other realms for casual fun. 115 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:14,375 But he barely has a grasp of the basics of inter-dimensional portaling. 116 00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:19,167 Practicing the Mystic Arts without proper training not only endangers people, 117 00:07:19,250 --> 00:07:22,500 it risks untangling the material and astral planes. 118 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:25,792 -Completely. -I need to make an example of Donny Blaze. 119 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,083 Set a precedent that no unlicensed persons 120 00:07:29,167 --> 00:07:31,833 ever attempt to practice the Mystic Arts again. 121 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:33,792 This might be pretty straightforward. 122 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:37,000 Did Mr. Blaze sign an NDA or a non-compete? 123 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:38,125 No. 124 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:40,125 Was there a contract when he began training? 125 00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:43,792 Students pledge themselves to be loyal servants of the Mystic Arts. 126 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:46,667 -And did you get that in writing? -No. 127 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:49,792 Ms. Walters, we answer to a higher power 128 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:53,542 that abides by the metaphysical laws of the time-space continuum. 129 00:07:54,083 --> 00:07:57,083 Sure. But this is the American legal system. 130 00:07:57,167 --> 00:08:00,083 No judge is gonna take this seriously unless we do things by the book. 131 00:08:00,208 --> 00:08:05,708 -Oh, The Book of Vishanti. -No, the book of American laws. 132 00:08:05,917 --> 00:08:06,917 (GROANS) 133 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,458 Do you want to leave your information with me this time? 134 00:08:13,833 --> 00:08:17,875 -Oh! Okay, that's very good. -Cheap human tricks. 135 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:28,375 -Okay, done with Wong's cease and desist. -Okay. Great. 136 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:29,833 Now your dating profile. 137 00:08:29,917 --> 00:08:31,958 Onto the last bit of the Blonsky parole brief. 138 00:08:32,042 --> 00:08:33,125 Whoo-whoo! 139 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,417 -Did you just "whoo-whoo" a parole brief? -Mmm-hmm. 140 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,542 I hated it as soon as it came out of my mouth. 141 00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:38,875 -Okay. -Yeah. 142 00:08:38,958 --> 00:08:43,250 Excuse me, ladies. I hate to see two stunning women sitting all alone. 143 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:47,208 Okay, well, there's two of us. So by definition, not alone. 144 00:08:47,292 --> 00:08:49,417 Can I buy you sexy ladies a round of drinks? 145 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:51,958 Okay, sir, we're clearly in the middle of work here. 146 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:54,792 When you change your mind, I'll be at the bar. 147 00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:59,667 See, that guy is exactly why I don't date. 148 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:01,917 Oh, my God. You don't have to date that guy. Jesus. 149 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,875 There are plenty of non-gross people out there for you to date. 150 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:09,417 -Show me your Matcher profile. -No. 151 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:13,167 (GASPS) Jennifer. Again. Baby steps. 152 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:14,833 -There we go. -All right. 153 00:09:14,917 --> 00:09:17,333 -Quite nice, actually. -Oh, my God. 154 00:09:17,417 --> 00:09:21,042 We're not using your corporate headshot as your profile photo. 155 00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:24,458 What's your first date gonna be? Webinar? 156 00:09:24,542 --> 00:09:27,583 -This is why I didn't want to show you. -Okay, there's no judgment. 157 00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:29,625 But that was a really bad choice. 158 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,250 -Oh, okay. -Oh, my God. Are you swiping? 159 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:37,292 Yes, of course. Come on. It's a numbers game, all right? 160 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:40,250 After 500 swipes, you'll get about a third of those as matches. 161 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:42,708 And that's when the real filtering happens. 162 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:47,542 -Oof. Hetero life is grim. -Nikki, you're not helping. 163 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:50,667 Yes, I am. Come on. This is good. What if you made a profile, 164 00:09:51,167 --> 00:09:53,333 hear me out, as She-Hulk? 165 00:09:54,708 --> 00:09:56,875 -I thought you hated the name She-Hulk. -I do. 166 00:09:56,958 --> 00:09:59,417 I don't know. I can't stop saying it. It's really catchy. 167 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,667 No. If I'm gonna date, it's gonna be as Jen. 168 00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:03,708 -All right. -Regular old Jen. 169 00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:05,708 I already have to be She-Hulk in the office. 170 00:10:05,792 --> 00:10:07,458 -She-Hulk. -(SIGHS) She-Hulk. 171 00:10:07,542 --> 00:10:09,417 -(PHONE CHIMES) -Ah. See? A match. 172 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,375 I do not have to be She-Hulk to get a date. 173 00:10:11,458 --> 00:10:13,000 -(CHUCKLES) -Now give me back my phone. 174 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:14,375 You're killing me. 175 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:20,750 So, consider this an official warning to cease all practices of the Mystic Arts. 176 00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:24,375 -Absurd. You can't own magic. -Yeah, you can't own magic. 177 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:29,083 And you can't trademark a spirit, register a soul, copyright art. 178 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,875 You can copyright art. Yes. 179 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:33,500 -This is a farce. -This is a farce. 180 00:10:33,875 --> 00:10:35,417 Are you just hype-manning him? 181 00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:38,667 -Maybe. -What's the matter, Wong? 182 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:42,375 Are you scared I'll become more mystical than you? (BLOWS) 183 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:45,125 The Sorcerer Supreme doesn't engage in competition, 184 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:47,292 but I am more mystical in my sleep. 185 00:10:47,917 --> 00:10:50,375 -Prove it. -Yeah, prove it. 186 00:10:51,792 --> 00:10:54,500 No. No one is proving anything. 187 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:57,750 -Here is a cease and desist. -Cease and desist? 188 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:01,042 What cease and desist? 189 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:03,167 -(SIGHS) -Fantastic. 190 00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:05,833 -Yeah, it's sticking out of your shirt. -No, it isn't. 191 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,750 All right. We will see you gentlemen in court. 192 00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:10,417 -(PHONE CHIMES) -Oh, shit. 193 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,750 DONNY: Ooh, someone's on Matcher. JENNIFER: Ooh. 194 00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:16,458 -What's Matcher? -Hey, swipe right for a hot date. 195 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,333 (SCOFFS) 196 00:11:21,042 --> 00:11:22,167 Ew! 197 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:26,667 Got your ball. 198 00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:31,625 "No, Officer. That stroller hit me." 199 00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:34,875 And that's how I got a lifetime ban from Winnipeg, Canada. 200 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:39,208 Anyway, I hate LA. Everyone here is so phony. 201 00:11:39,292 --> 00:11:41,333 See, I'm a New Yorker, through and through. 202 00:11:41,958 --> 00:11:44,375 -Oh, how long did you live there? -Fourteen months. 203 00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:47,792 But I decided I couldn't just be a yes-man to some stiff boss, you know? 204 00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:50,125 -Mmm-hmm. -That's why I'm an entrepreneur. 205 00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:52,917 -Hmm. In what field? -TBD. 206 00:11:55,792 --> 00:11:58,958 -(CLEARS THROAT) So what do you do? -Uh, I'm a lawyer. 207 00:11:59,042 --> 00:12:04,292 I just started at a firm downtown, GLK and H. Have you heard of it? 208 00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:06,083 Yeah, I know downtown. 209 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,250 I'm running a superhuman law division. 210 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:10,500 (PHONE CHIMES) 211 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:12,667 -'Cause I have superpowers. -Okay. 212 00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:14,583 -I'm a Hulk. -Mmm-hmm. 213 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,750 I can lift a full-size sedan with one hand. 214 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,125 Okay. 215 00:12:20,292 --> 00:12:22,417 -This has been so great. -Yeah, it really has. 216 00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:28,000 (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 217 00:12:45,917 --> 00:12:47,875 All right, thank you so much for the drinks. 218 00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:48,958 Yeah. For sure. 219 00:12:49,042 --> 00:12:51,125 -Hey, we should do this again. -There's an idea. 220 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:55,542 -(PHONE CHIMES) -This is Alan. She's, like a six, maybe. 221 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:57,792 Oh, my God. 222 00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:01,875 Your Honor, we have filed a complaint and a motion for preliminary injunction 223 00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:06,458 against the defendant citing unfair competition and gross negligence. 224 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:08,708 JUDGE HANNA: I must say, Counselor, I am hard-pressed 225 00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:11,833 to believe that a magic trick could constitute gross negligence. 226 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,583 Do you have any witnesses who can corroborate your claim? 227 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,583 -No, no, no, no. -Do you want to win this or not? 228 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:20,583 (SIGHS) 229 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,250 Wong? Yes, we do, Your Honor. 230 00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:33,167 I'm gonna show you my high school dance routine right now. 231 00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:35,542 (EXCLAIMING) 232 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,292 Wongers! 233 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:39,667 (GIGGLING) 234 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:41,333 Hi. 235 00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:44,667 Oh, did you get a ticket for texting? 236 00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:47,667 Just say you were texting 911. They can't prosecute. 237 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:49,875 That isn't what this is and that's not true. 238 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:52,833 I wanna ask you a few questions, so if you come this way... 239 00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:54,292 -MADISYNN: I'd love that. -Yeah. 240 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,333 -Have a seat over there. -Okay. This is fun. 241 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:58,542 Guanyin, please give us extra mercy. 242 00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,708 You can't bring that drink in here. 243 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,708 You can finish it if you want. I'm not sick. 244 00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:07,792 I promise to tell the truth. 245 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:13,625 -No, seriously. -Could you state your name for the record? 246 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:20,083 Madisynn King. Madisynn is with two N's, one Y, but it's not where you think. 247 00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:23,208 -Could you just spell it for us? -Absolutely, I will. For sure. 248 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:26,875 M-A-D-I-S-Y-N-N. 249 00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:31,208 Could you tell us about the night you participated in Donny Blaze's show? 250 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:35,625 Oh, sure. So, first he gave me roses that didn't smell like anything. 251 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:40,417 -And then he pushed me into a fire land. -JENNIFER: That must have been terrifying. 252 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,583 How did you escape? 253 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:45,583 I made a pact with a demon that I cannot discuss. 254 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:49,750 Otherwise he said he would "reap my soul and the souls of all I love," 255 00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:52,792 which, honestly, is so dramatic. And I hate drama. 256 00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:56,000 -Okay, this was a mistake. -It was your idea. 257 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:58,333 The demon, I think his name is Jake. 258 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,375 -I know Jake. Yeah. -You do? 259 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,958 Opened a portal that dropped me off at Wongers' house, 260 00:15:03,042 --> 00:15:05,375 and that's how we became besties. 261 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:08,792 And how would you describe your emotional state during this saga? 262 00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:10,875 Great question. 263 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:16,167 At first it was fun. Then scary, then fun again. 264 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,500 Then spooky but in a fun way. 265 00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:21,500 Yeah, that's... Thank you. Madisynn, you can sit down. 266 00:15:22,042 --> 00:15:23,708 -Welcome. -Yeah. 267 00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,958 -Your Honor, I move to dismiss. -JENNIFER: Let's go. 268 00:15:27,042 --> 00:15:32,417 As you can see, Donny's performance is a fun and spooky experience, 269 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:36,083 which is the sweet spot for magic, in my professional opinion. 270 00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:39,500 The bottom line, you cannot copyright magic. 271 00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:41,417 -No. -There is precedent. 272 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,708 JENNIFER: The precedent that you are referring to 273 00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:49,208 is for card tricks and disappearing women who never speak. 274 00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:53,958 This is very different because the Mystic Arts is, in fact, real magic. 275 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:57,250 -How dare you? -(SCOFFS) Real magic? 276 00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:00,542 Is this not real magic, Your Elegancy? 277 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,917 -Black. -CORNELIUS: Ooh. 278 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,708 -Can you believe your eyes? -(COUGHS) 279 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:07,875 CORNELIUS: Wow. 280 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,000 It changed color. 281 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:10,292 (EXCLAIMING SOFTLY) 282 00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:13,000 -More real magic? -Oh, my God. Even the lawyer's a magician. 283 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,125 -(BANGS GAVEL) -That is enough. 284 00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,917 -If I may say a few words, Your Highness? -Uh... 285 00:16:19,042 --> 00:16:20,167 (CLAPS) 286 00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:24,583 This case travels beyond these courtroom walls. 287 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:29,083 The men you see are seeking to wield the power of gods. 288 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:31,958 And that places us on the edge of a precipice. 289 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:36,542 One man in the mortal realm has the ability to cause a ripple so great, 290 00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:39,667 it reverberates through every dimension. 291 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:44,125 And that ripple through galaxies has the ability to destroy all life 292 00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:46,875 within the known and unknown universe. 293 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:51,708 Case closed! 294 00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:54,292 Okay. No. This case is far from closed. 295 00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:58,083 I'll need to review the motion, and you'll have my decision in a few weeks. 296 00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:01,750 Your Honor, in the interim, could you grant us the preliminary injunction 297 00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:04,500 to stop the defendant from engaging in this dangerous behavior? 298 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:09,208 This is my life. My art. Mi pasion. Magic! 299 00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:11,875 Stop throwing smoke bombs. 300 00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:14,125 How did he get these through security, anyway? 301 00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:18,208 Aw. 302 00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:20,042 I have to agree with Mr. Blaze. 303 00:17:20,292 --> 00:17:24,292 He may continue to practice his livelihood pending my decision. 304 00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:25,708 -(BANGS GAVEL) -Court is adjourned. 305 00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:27,750 Fantastico! 306 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:29,417 -(LAUGHING) -Whoo! 307 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,167 -Real magic prevails. -CORNELIUS: Yes. Yes. 308 00:17:31,292 --> 00:17:33,833 You know, I also have a bird. 309 00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:35,875 (LAUGHING) 310 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,792 (ALL APPLAUDING) 311 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:42,917 Can we send Donny to the Mirror Dimension? He probably won't even die. 312 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,667 I would love that, but that will ruin our case. 313 00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:48,083 -Wongers, can we get froyo? -No. 314 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:51,292 -We can talk about The Sopranos. -Fine. No more spoilers. 315 00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:54,042 Whatever. I was over it after Tony killed Christopher, anyway. 316 00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,375 Madisynn. 317 00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:58,667 What? I mean, he was like a son to him. It was so sad. 318 00:17:58,750 --> 00:17:59,917 (SIGHS WEARILY) 319 00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:04,083 Nikki, I'm just finishing this brief. 320 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,250 Do you think you can proof it for me tomorrow? 321 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,500 NIKKI: You are aware that tomorrow is Saturday, right? 322 00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:12,500 Yeah. I am totally aware that tomorrow is Saturday. 323 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,042 -Uh-huh. -Which makes tonight Friday. 324 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,125 Another thing I knew. 325 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,208 You aren't in your pajamas already, are you? 326 00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:19,292 No, I'm not already in my pajamas. 327 00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:23,250 I have a big night, lots of plans due to successful swiping. Gotta go. Bye. 328 00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:27,500 (PHONE CHIMES) 329 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,042 Oh, why is that an alert? 330 00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:35,583 (SIGHS) 331 00:18:38,042 --> 00:18:39,125 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 332 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,458 I'm not proud of this. 333 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,583 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 334 00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:53,542 Sweet. 335 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,625 (PHONE CHIMES CONTINUOUSLY) 336 00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:06,667 (CHUCKLES) 337 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,667 Well, that is demoralizing for Jen. 338 00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:16,292 -You look stunning. -Thank you. You look very nice too. 339 00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:19,417 -Hey. Can I ask you a personal question? -Of course. 340 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:23,583 -How much can you deadlift? -A literal ton? 341 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:24,917 -Hmm. -(CHUCKLES) 342 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,208 Well, I just did 600. I'm not even a superhero. 343 00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:31,917 -Hey! Can somebody take our order? -Okay. 344 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,958 My movie just premiered at Sundance. It was actually about a lawyer. 345 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,500 His expertise is constitutional law, 346 00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,333 and that is how he became the attorney to the vice-president. 347 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,958 I have to admit I was a fan before we matched. 348 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:48,833 I mean, your battle with Titania in court, it was incredible. 349 00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:51,125 Uh, people love using that word around me. 350 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,292 -Oh, because... Yeah. -Yeah. 351 00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:55,333 -Because of my cousin. Yeah. -Yeah. 352 00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:59,000 -So is it true? Are you indestructible? -Oh, I don't know. 353 00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:02,125 I haven't really tested it out. I'm not looking to get myself killed. 354 00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:07,125 Yeah. Yeah. Well, what about super-speed? Night vision? Impenetrable skin? 355 00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:10,500 Yeah. My skin is impenetrable, at least with anything on Earth. 356 00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:11,583 Even vibranium? 357 00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:14,375 Why? Do you have some on you? You want to test it out? 358 00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:18,500 (LAUGHS) No, no, no. I wish. God, you're just so powerful. 359 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:22,958 -What a specimen. -Did you just call me a specimen? 360 00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:25,458 As a compliment. 361 00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:28,917 Is there anything worse than dating in your 30s? 362 00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:36,458 -So what's your story, buddy? -I'm in medicine. 363 00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:39,208 Oh, what's that, like, code for selling Adderall? 364 00:20:39,292 --> 00:20:40,458 (LAUGHS) 365 00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,625 I'm a pediatric oncologist. 366 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,500 Oh. 367 00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:46,250 Can I be honest with you? 368 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:51,833 I've been on so many first dates, and I hate talking about myself. 369 00:20:53,167 --> 00:20:54,208 Tell me about you. 370 00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:56,667 Oh. 371 00:20:56,833 --> 00:21:00,000 Also, should we split some fries? 372 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,958 Yeah. Let's get those to go. 373 00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:05,417 -(DONNY LAUGHING) -(CROWD CLAPPING) 374 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:09,333 Now, I want you to close your eyes. Concentrate very hard. 375 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:13,292 -Oh. -Imagine you're in a faraway land. 376 00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,875 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 377 00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:18,667 (CROWD GASPING) 378 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:21,042 Oh. Um, uh-uh. 379 00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:23,292 You did the same trick in a show last week, 380 00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:26,750 and my friend Kaylah ended up stranded in a parking garage in Pomona. 381 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,833 Come on. Just close your eyes. 382 00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:32,875 Um, no. I'm not gonna get into your weird fire hole. 383 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,583 (CROWD LAUGHS) 384 00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:36,083 WOMAN: Lame. 385 00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:39,667 -MAN: Lame. -Fine. No fire hole. 386 00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:45,542 How about we try something a little different? Yeah. 387 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,125 -(CROWD GASPS) -(ALL APPLAUDING) 388 00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:56,292 DONNY: Ah-ha! 389 00:21:58,542 --> 00:21:59,917 (DONNY EXCLAIMS) 390 00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:03,625 -Nailed it. -Amazing. 391 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:09,792 (CHIRPING) 392 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:16,667 Aw. 393 00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:18,542 -(GROWLS) -(SHRIEKS) 394 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:21,458 (ALL GASP) 395 00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:24,000 Okay. It's okay. Donny Blaze will handle this. 396 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:34,250 Ta-da! Hey! All part of the show. 397 00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:35,583 (APPLAUDING) 398 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,042 Yes. 399 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:40,625 Oh, God. 400 00:22:41,292 --> 00:22:42,625 -(GROWLS) -(SCREAMS) 401 00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:44,167 Oh, God. No! 402 00:22:44,292 --> 00:22:45,417 (CROWD CLAMORING) 403 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,458 DONNY: It's okay. Don't worry. Come back! 404 00:22:47,542 --> 00:22:49,292 The show was just getting started! 405 00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:55,042 It's like he can see things before they happen, you know? 406 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,792 I mean, he can see you three. 407 00:23:00,167 --> 00:23:01,917 Wong! My main man. 408 00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:05,708 -Donny Blaze, what did you do? -Fun story. I'm not exactly sure. 409 00:23:07,042 --> 00:23:08,208 (DONNY WHIMPERS) 410 00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:10,000 Hey, I could really use your help. 411 00:23:10,083 --> 00:23:13,292 Just for the record, I'm doing this for the universe, not for you. 412 00:23:13,375 --> 00:23:17,167 -Great. Perfect. What should I do? -Call my lawyer. 413 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:21,792 Right in the middle of the lobby, in front of everyone, I had to transform. 414 00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:23,583 -(PHONE VIBRATING) -It was so embarrassing. 415 00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:27,042 Wow, I, uh, I can totally see how your boss springing that on you 416 00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:29,375 -on the first day would make you spiral. -Hmm. 417 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,083 Tell me more about how you felt. 418 00:23:31,167 --> 00:23:32,250 (PHONE VIBRATING) 419 00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:34,375 Oh! Let me just... 420 00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:37,417 All right. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 421 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:41,208 You know, I gotta say, this is the best date I've had in a while. 422 00:23:41,292 --> 00:23:44,542 -I mean, swipe-dating is so dehumanizing. -Yes. 423 00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:47,625 Everyone treats you like some soulless avatar on their phone. 424 00:23:47,708 --> 00:23:48,792 (PHONE VIBRATING) 425 00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:53,625 -Do you need to get that? -It can wait. 426 00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:58,792 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God. Shoot. 427 00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:04,250 Oh, uh, shoot. I got it on your couch too. 428 00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:07,250 -Just one second, okay? -Yeah. 429 00:24:17,208 --> 00:24:18,500 A little club soda and salt. 430 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,458 -Smart! -Where did my shirt go? 431 00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:23,417 (MUMBLES) I don't know. 432 00:24:24,417 --> 00:24:27,000 Ms. Walters, why aren't you answering your mobile phone? 433 00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:29,250 -Never mind. I see. -Uh... Wong, what is it? 434 00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:31,917 Donny Blaze opened the wrong portal. I need your help. 435 00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:35,667 -It's of the greatest urgency. -Uh, I'll be right back. 436 00:24:36,917 --> 00:24:38,833 Come on. I feel like your dad. 437 00:24:39,125 --> 00:24:40,167 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 438 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:44,583 Oh! Actual demons? Wong! 439 00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:48,167 WONG: I've been fending them off. I have to repair the portal. 440 00:24:48,917 --> 00:24:51,542 I'm not sure exactly what I'm supposed to be doing here. 441 00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:52,667 Be a Hulk. 442 00:24:53,542 --> 00:24:54,542 (GRUNTS) 443 00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:57,792 They don't die? 444 00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:04,167 (WONG GRUNTS) 445 00:25:05,583 --> 00:25:07,792 You know, these are technically billable hours. 446 00:25:07,875 --> 00:25:09,583 WONG: Demons, Ms. Walters. 447 00:25:10,292 --> 00:25:11,625 Send them all through here. 448 00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:13,958 I'm sorry, Cornelius. I don't know what went wrong. 449 00:25:14,542 --> 00:25:15,583 Wong. 450 00:25:16,958 --> 00:25:17,958 Yes. 451 00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:23,125 (GRUNTS) 452 00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:24,792 Oh, wow. Look at that. 453 00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:26,208 (YELLS) 454 00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:37,500 After so many bad dates, I finally meet a guy who's sweet and listens. 455 00:25:37,583 --> 00:25:39,208 Focus, Ms. Walters! 456 00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:44,042 And he's very, very hot. Not that that matters. But it does. 457 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:47,500 (GROWLS) 458 00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:52,208 And instead of kissing his very hot face right now... Oh, God. 459 00:25:52,292 --> 00:25:55,708 They're growing, and now I'm covered in demon goo, 460 00:25:56,667 --> 00:26:01,875 at a magic show, which is the worst part of this whole thing. 461 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:04,375 (GRUNTS) 462 00:26:11,292 --> 00:26:12,417 (BOTH GASP) 463 00:26:13,167 --> 00:26:15,333 -Hello, fellas. -Good evening, my lady. 464 00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:18,708 Before I send my little friend here back to his own dimension, 465 00:26:18,792 --> 00:26:21,417 would you agree to the terms of our cease and desist? 466 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,583 -Maybe. -Absolutely. 467 00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:26,500 -Fine. Okay, we agree. -My office will be in touch. 468 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:39,333 Uh, you got a little something right there. Right there. 469 00:26:39,417 --> 00:26:41,458 -Okay. -To the... Yeah, right there. 470 00:26:41,542 --> 00:26:44,250 -Oh, that's just demon claw. -Cool. 471 00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:45,750 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 472 00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:46,833 Cool. 473 00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:48,583 (JENNIFER CHUCKLES) 474 00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:51,208 Whoa! 475 00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:56,125 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 476 00:27:01,875 --> 00:27:02,875 (PHONE CHIMES) 477 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:14,542 REPORTER ON TV: Supporters of the Free Titania movement 478 00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:15,625 are celebrating today 479 00:27:15,708 --> 00:27:19,042 as the super-powered influencer has been cleared of all charges... 480 00:27:19,125 --> 00:27:20,708 -Boo. -...relating to an earlier incident 481 00:27:20,792 --> 00:27:22,417 at the Metropolitan Courthouse. 482 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:25,958 -Um, who are you? -Um, Jen. 483 00:27:26,917 --> 00:27:30,417 Just not in Hulk form. Just Jen. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 484 00:27:30,667 --> 00:27:32,125 Oh. Um... 485 00:27:32,292 --> 00:27:34,625 -Cool. Cool. -Yeah. 486 00:27:34,792 --> 00:27:36,917 That's cool. Unexpected. 487 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,125 -I made breakfast. -Yeah, I'm gonna go. 488 00:27:43,292 --> 00:27:44,750 And, uh, don't worry about the sweater. 489 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,167 (SIGHS IN EXASPERATION) 490 00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:51,917 Whatever. Hot doctor's a cliche, anyway. 491 00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:54,292 (RHYTHMIC KNOCKING AT DOOR) 492 00:27:55,792 --> 00:27:57,333 Yeah, that was super... Oh. 493 00:27:57,458 --> 00:28:00,292 I got a special delivery for one Jennifer Walters. 494 00:28:00,375 --> 00:28:02,500 I recognize a process server when I see one. 495 00:28:02,667 --> 00:28:03,917 Ha! Right. 496 00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:07,958 I've got court documents filed by Titania Worldwide LLC. 497 00:28:08,042 --> 00:28:12,333 Titania? If she's coming after me because of our fight, she's delusional. 498 00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:15,083 No. She's suing you for misuse of a trademark. 499 00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:18,250 Misuse of a trademark? What trademark? 500 00:28:20,292 --> 00:28:24,000 She's suing me over the name "She-Hulk"? But that's my name. 501 00:28:24,083 --> 00:28:25,458 Not if she trademarked it first. 502 00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:27,292 -Oh, is that how it works, Your Honor? -Yeah. 503 00:28:27,375 --> 00:28:29,542 -Get outta here. -All right. Sorry. Thank you. 504 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,042 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 505 00:28:32,917 --> 00:28:36,250 Kind of a bummer way to end this episode. I bet there's a fun tag. 506 00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:28,750 No, I talk, you listen. I don't... 507 00:30:28,833 --> 00:30:31,417 MADISYNN: Wongers, have you ever had a tequila sunrise? 508 00:30:31,792 --> 00:30:34,125 -I think so. -Long Island iced tea? 509 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:35,583 Yeah. 510 00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:40,917 -Blue curacao? -No. What's blue curacao? 511 00:30:41,875 --> 00:30:43,792 -I don't know. It's blue. -Ah. 512 00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:46,375 -Manhattan? -Yeah. Manhattan, I have. 513 00:30:46,792 --> 00:30:49,083 -Sloe gin fizz? -No. 514 00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:51,750 Just vodka straight? 515 00:30:52,125 --> 00:30:54,125 -No, I've had... -Goldschlagers? 516 00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:57,125 Vodka and yak milk. Never again. 517 00:30:58,333 --> 00:31:00,208 Do you have any of that here? 518 00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:04,292 Uh, actually, we still have some left from the wedding, yeah. 519 00:31:04,375 --> 00:31:06,917 -I would love to try some yak milk. -Yeah. 520 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:11,333 -What's your favorite drink? -Well, gin and tonic. 521 00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:14,458 (GASPS) Wongers! 522 00:31:14,542 --> 00:31:16,792 -(EXCLAIMS) -(CHUCKLES) Okay. 523 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:20,125 I don't know if they do bottomless gin and tonic but we will find it. 524 00:31:20,208 --> 00:31:22,667 -Okay. -Oh, my God. Yum.