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WOMAN: She-Hulk?
PEOPLE: She-Hulk. She-Hulk.

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NIKKI: Lady-Hulk, Girl-Hulk, She-Hulk.
Give 'em what they want.

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JENNIFER: Previously on She-Hulk...

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That name better not stick.

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What if you made a profile as She-Hulk?

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I'm not proud of this.

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Is there anything worse
than dating in your 30s?

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I have to admit, I was a fan.

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I mean, your battle with Titania in court,

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-it was incredible.
-(CRASHING)

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REPORTER ON TV: Supporters of the
Free Titania movement are celebrating

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-that she's been cleared of all charges.
-Boo.

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I've got court documents
filed by Titania Worldwide LLC.

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She's suing me over the name "She-Hulk"?

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But that's my name.

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WOMAN: Strength is beauty.
Beauty is strength.

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What makes you beautiful?

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She-Hulk by Titania.

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Be strong, be beautiful. Own who you are.

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She-Hulk by Titania.

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I am strength. I am beauty.

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I own who I am.

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She-Hulk by Titania,

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a luxurious new line of skin care,
beauty, and wellness products

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created by Titania exclusively for you.

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She-Hulk by Titania.

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MAN: You're listening to Pro Say,
Law 360's podcast.

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A quick word from our sponsor.

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WOMAN: Hey, Titaniacs,
can't wait to see you all.

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(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY
OVER PODCAST)

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(GASPS)

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-Ched!
-Yo. What's up, Jen?

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You can't just walk into my house!

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What do you want me to tell you?
I just did.

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I'm making a killing
selling these signed She-Hulk products.

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They love you.
The people love the She-Hulk.

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-So I need your John Hancock for me.
-I'm not signing those.

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What do you mean?
I'm supporting your business venture.

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No, this is not mine.
It has nothing to do with me.

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-It's got your name here on the label.
-This is someone else.

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This woman, Titania,
has trademarked my name.

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That's dumb.
Why would you let her do that?

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I didn't let her, Ched.

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Huh.

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You know, Jen,

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the way trademark works is,

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whoever gets there first, gets it.

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So if you would've done yours first,
she wouldn't have been able to do that.

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(SCREAMS)

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(WOMAN READING)

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Thank you.

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(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

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She tweeted that she'd be here
connecting with her fans.

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You follow her?

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It's for reconnaissance.
Where are you going?

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-To talk to her.
-Yeah, we are.

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But we're not waiting in line.
You kidding?

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We enter with confidence.
That's how it works. Excuse us.

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What is this?

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"Snake venom lip plumper."

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She's literally selling snake oil.

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"Beauty serum."

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"Beauty oil."

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"Beauty tonic." How are these
not all exactly the same thing?

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Are you kidding?
They're completely different.

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Free samples?

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These are all for me and that girl.

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-(WOMAN CHUCKLES)
-Thank you so much, thank you.

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I'm so sorry, little child,
but the line starts way back there.

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I don't wanna cut.

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I want you to stop,
and take all of this down.

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What's the issue?

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You're using my name to sell
your trashy products, and you're suing me?

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Get over it, Jennifer.
The name She-Hulk is mine.

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Excuse me?

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Could you take a photo?

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Oh, my God, yes. Back up a little bit.
Just give me some space.

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-She's gonna...
-You taking it?

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Just one, and that is it.

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JENNIFER: I can't believe
she stole my name.

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But you said you didn't like
that name anyways.

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-I don't.
-Okay.

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It's just what people
decided to call me. It's not who I am.

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I'm still Jennifer Walters.

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She-Hulk is just a thing
that happened to me.

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-That's a really good perspective to have.
-I admit there are parts that I enjoy.

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-Okay, you're not done.
-Like the amazing hair, no hangover.

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Walking home with headphones on
without being afraid.

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-Every woman's dream.
-But I'm not a different person

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who needs a different name.

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Okay. So you're not mad
at the name She-Hulk?

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No, I don't care about it.

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-Okay. So you're totally over it?
-Yeah, like, the most over it.

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You're crushing your stapler.

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What?

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NIKKI: Why does she have to charge
her fans so much for everything?

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Because that's smart, Nikki.
That's why she is rich and you're broke.

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What's happening, Nik?

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Oh, I was just talking to myself.

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I can't pretend I'm here
for a friendly visit. I need a favor.

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Oh. well, you know my price.

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-Return favor. Plus interest.
-Done.

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-Okay.
-Stand in line with me

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waiting for a sneaker drop?

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The Iron Man Threes are coming out.
They're limited to one pair per customer.

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Why do you need two pairs?

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One to rock and one to stock.

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Okay, so you're telling me
that you collect shoes

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to look at that you're never gonna wear?

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I respect that.

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I'm not gonna brag to you or anything,

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but I do have some
pretty rare limited editions

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that I got from my drip broker.

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Through your... Excuse me, your what?

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Yeah, I got a guy, Alonzo,
the drip broker.

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He can find anything you're looking for,
fashion-wise.

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Can this drip broker
find someone who could do custom clothing

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for, say, a super-human sized person?

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No doubt.

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Okay. I'm gonna need
to call in my favor right now.

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-You haven't done my favor.
-I'm letting you slide on the interest.

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You're right.

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-You're right. Slick Nik. Slick Nik.
-(CHUCKLES)

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I just wanted to thank
all of my beloved Titaniacs

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-for helping me reach my...
-I'm over it. I really am.

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NIKKI: This is a boba café.

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Alonzo says that it's a front
for a superhero clothing business.

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Okay.

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-Hi, are you ready to order?
-Hey, how you doing, man?

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My boy Alonzo sent me.

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Alonzo. Okay, what's the order?

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No, no. My boy, Alonzo,

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the drip broker.

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He sent me.

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(WHISPERS) For the superhero stuff.

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This is a boba café.

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(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

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What is that, Chinese? I'm not Chinese.

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Well, I said we're not cops.

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And I said it in Chinese.

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I feel so much shame.

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-He's mad. I offended him. I...
-BARISTA: Okay.

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(BOTH GASP)

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Come to the back.

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-All right.
-Creepy back-room situation.

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-This kind of hustle.
-Okay.

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What do you need? I got everything.

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Captain America shield, Thor hammer.

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Avengers T-shirt.

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This says, "Avongers."

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BARISTA: You don't like Avongers?
I got Avingers.

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Oh, with an I.

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I kind of like this.

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Okay, no, we don't want
bootleg stuff, okay?

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I want custom-made clothing
for a superhero.

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Question, if you're not the guy,
then do you know who the guy is?

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He won't meet you. He's exclusive.

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Okay. So you do know the guy.

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(SIGHS) Okay, fine.
I'll buy one of your Avongers T-shirts.

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-And a matching hat.
-Yes, I wanna complete the ensemble.

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Okay.

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MAN OVER SPEAKER: No.

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Hi.

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I wanted to talk to you
about making clothing for my client...

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Do you have a referral?

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Titania referred me.

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I saw you shrug. Rejected.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Actually, my client is an Avenger.

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-She's one of the top-tier ones, sir.
-Yes.

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MAN: Fifteen-minute consultation.
My assistant will set up the appointment.

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I can still see you.

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-Okay. Okay.
-Yes, sir. Thank you.

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Is everything all right, sir?

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No.

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Why did I pass a billboard
on Santa Monica Boulevard today

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advertising a She-Hulk
booty boost smoothie?

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Oh, so, that's not actually me.

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So that name
was never really mine, officially.

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Everyone in the media
just started calling me that.

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But now this incredibly awful,
slightly super-powered woman...

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Uh, yeah, I'm gonna stop you,
'cause none of that's my concern.

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Okay.

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GLK and H made She-Hulk the face

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of our superhuman law division.

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And now, we find ourselves
in the middle of a frivolous lawsuit.

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No one hires a firm
that can't handle its own messes.

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I am going to fix this, sir.

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(CHUCKLES) No, you won't.

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I'm surprised and relieved
you aren't foolish enough

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to try to represent yourself.

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At least you know that basic rule.

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I'm taking this on
as a professional courtesy,

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but moving forward, we are not colleagues.

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I'm the attorney, you're the client.
That's the only way this can work.

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Agreed?

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Agreed.

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Why didn't you trademark your pseudonym?

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I never even thought about it, you know?
Why would I?

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Did Doctor Strange have to trademark
his name? Did Thor?

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You chose two examples
of people who use their real names.

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Mmm-hmm.

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This is the person
who legally outmaneuvered you?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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We need to show strength. Countersue.

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Establish you were using the name

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in a professional capacity
before the trademark date,

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and Titania is profiting
off name recognition

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already established in the marketplace.

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If you're gonna be my client,
dress like you respect yourself,

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and not like a football player
pleading no contest to a DUI.

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Nikki?

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Yes? Wasn't lurking. I was close by.

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You obviously spend a lot of time
thinking about what you wear.

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-Why don't you help her?
-I'm actually already on top of that.

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I got you a consultation with the guy
who makes clothing for superheroes.

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-Oh, I don't think I really need that.
-BOTH: You do, yeah.

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Oh.

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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

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Nice suit, Shrek.

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BAILIFF: All rise.
Court is now in session.

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Your Honor, we move to dismiss
this entirely frivolous suit.

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My client owns the trademark for She-Hulk.

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Ms. Book may enjoy
wasting the court's time,

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but you can be certain that I do not.

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Ms. Book?

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Thank you, Your Honor.

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As you will see,
there are no issues of fact here

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that would require proceeding to trial.

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Since the first public appearance
of Jennifer Walters in her Hulk form,

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the public has unanimously identified her
with the name She-Hulk.

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In fact, the name had not even
been recorded

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in public discourse until that debut.

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We have a number of news items
and broadcast quotes

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I'd like to enter into record.

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Simply put,

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the defendant is exploiting goodwill
towards my client

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and her better-known cousin,

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in order to sell
her non-FDA approved sham products.

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We ask the court to grant our motion

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for summary judgment,
and order our requested remedies.

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Okay.

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First of all, "sham"?

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Why don't you try telling that
to the thousands of testimonials

246
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:33,250
from my fans who have had nothing
but amazing results

247
00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:36,417
with my exclusive line
of She-Hulk Foot Exfoliants,

248
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,958
which I just so happen to have
a little sample of,

249
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:41,042
and offer into evidence, thank you.

250
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,417
JUDGE: No, we don't need...

251
00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:44,208
Can we please stay on track here?

252
00:13:44,292 --> 00:13:47,792
What my client is trying to say
is that She-Hulk was not...

253
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:48,958
You can sit down.

254
00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:53,375
What my client is trying to say
is that Ms. Walters was not interested

255
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,792
in the She-Hulk name
until it became associated

256
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:58,833
with this incredibly
successful line of products.

257
00:13:59,292 --> 00:14:00,375
If we may.

258
00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:03,875
-REPORTER: She-Hulk! Hey, She-Hulk!
-I will not answer to that name.

259
00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:05,958
You know why? 'Cause it's not my name.

260
00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:07,083
She-Hulk! She-Hulk!

261
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:10,167
My name never has been,
and never will be She-Hulk.

262
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,417
It's lazy, it's reductive,
and it's straight-up garbage.

263
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:16,083
Any response, Ms. Book?

264
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:19,375
Actually, yes.
We have one more clip to show.

265
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,125
Tell us, how did you come up
with the name She-Hulk?

266
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:27,042
Some random guy
on the news came up with it.

267
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:30,250
But it stuck, and so now,
whether I like it or not,

268
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,833
I am forever She-Hulk.

269
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:37,750
My client clearly stated
that she is She-Hulk.

270
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,792
This is just one instance.

271
00:14:40,292 --> 00:14:43,708
Can you prove a pattern of Ms. Walter's
personal use of the name?

272
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:46,750
Yes, Your Honor,
we definitely have more to present.

273
00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:47,833
JUDGE: You'd better.

274
00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:49,917
Or I'm inclined to side
with the defendant.

275
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,625
We'll recess until Thursday.

276
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:58,792
-(BEEPS)
-Appointment for She-Hulk.

277
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,083
-We told him you're an Avenger.
-What?

278
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,833
MAN: ...all of the care instructions
on the tag.

279
00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:08,625
I will not be held responsible
for customer stupidity.

280
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:10,500
This one.

281
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:13,583
Oh, my God!

282
00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:16,042
Is the hag convention in town?

283
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:18,375
(CHUCKLES)

284
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:22,708
Luke, Nikki Ramos. This is the She-Hulk.

285
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:26,042
-Jennifer Walters.
-Never heard of you.

286
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:29,208
My client list is very exclusive
because my work is impeccable.

287
00:15:29,292 --> 00:15:32,333
Well, like I told you before,
she's gonna be one of the Avengers.

288
00:15:32,417 --> 00:15:35,458
-You said she was one.
-It hasn't been announced yet.

289
00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:37,875
They're still working out the deal,
but she is.

290
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:39,625
The Hulk is her cousin.

291
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,417
-By blood?
-Yeah.

292
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:47,083
And she is going to be a megastar.

293
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,583
-Her?
-Okay, is this really necessary?

294
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,250
I just want you to make me a new suit.

295
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:56,000
Okay, what kind
of superhero-ing do you do?

296
00:15:56,083 --> 00:16:00,125
Do you need built-in weaponry?
Waterproofing, fire-resistance?

297
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:03,583
No, I don't need a suit like that.
I just need a business suit.

298
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:08,708
Everything I make stands up
to the highest combat standards.

299
00:16:08,792 --> 00:16:10,375
I don't make basic shit.

300
00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:14,042
Yeah, I don't really need any of that.
I'm a lawyer. (CHUCKLES)

301
00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:15,958
(SNICKERS)

302
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,958
She's a... You're a...

303
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:21,792
-A lawyer.
-She's a lawyer.

304
00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:24,000
That's so cute. I love that.
That's so cute.

305
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,333
This one. Thank you.

306
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:29,042
This is a waste of my time and my talents.
Please get out.

307
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:30,500
Okay, but she needs a suit

308
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:33,750
that's gonna fit her both as Jen
and as She-Hulk.

309
00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:36,667
Something that requires a lot of talent.
Can we show him?

310
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,500
Yeah. All the way down, small, impish.

311
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,958
-(RUSTLING)
-Large, superhuman.

312
00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:51,750
Do you think you could design a suit
that would adapt to both of my bodies?

313
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,458
Come on. Ever done a Hulk before?

314
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:57,500
-This is huge. This is huge.
-Tinsley!

315
00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:02,708
Order extra bolts of the stretch wool.
We're going to need

316
00:17:04,542 --> 00:17:05,958
a lot of fabric.

317
00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:09,167
JENNIFER: Why was he so mean?
NIKKI: In fashion, it's cool to be mean.

318
00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:13,208
She's so impeccable. Where does she shop?

319
00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:14,583
Somewhere with valet parking.

320
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:20,000
Oh, no. Remember that date I went on
with the guy with the fetish?

321
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:22,667
-I know her.
-She's a client. Of course, you do.

322
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:26,458
He's so creepy and disgusting. Monstrous.

323
00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:31,083
-Hi! Todd, right?
-She-Hulk!

324
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:32,500
Didn't know you worked here.

325
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,250
Yeah! Are you a client, or...

326
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,208
I am. I'm one of the biggest.

327
00:17:36,292 --> 00:17:38,583
Just had a meeting with
my favorite lady lawyer.

328
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:39,667
No touching.

329
00:17:40,417 --> 00:17:41,667
We should, um...

330
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,042
Yeah, we should reconnect soon.

331
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:46,917
-Absolutely. That would be great.
-Yeah. Drinks on me.

332
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:49,375
Okay.

333
00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:56,167
-You rolled over so quickly.
-So quickly.

334
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:58,208
-But the drinks are on him.
-So quickly.

335
00:17:58,292 --> 00:17:59,292
See you outside in ten.

336
00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:03,625
Yeah, and you looked at that guy's
dating profile and you were like,

337
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,542
"I'll give him a couple
of precious hours of my life."

338
00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:08,958
And I sat across... No, She-Hulk.

339
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:13,125
She-Hulk sat across from him
for an entire dinner.

340
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:15,875
Yeah, and he for sure
is telling all his friends like,

341
00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,875
"Yo, bro. Went on a date with She-Hulk."

342
00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:19,958
-Oh, my God.
-What?

343
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,583
He went on a date with She-Hulk.

344
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:23,292
Yeah.

345
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:26,292
Because I made a dating profile
as She-Hulk,

346
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:31,417
and went on several dates as She-Hulk,
showing a clear pattern of using the name.

347
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:35,083
Every single one of those dates
is a corroborating witness. This...

348
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,125
Is how I win this case.

349
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:41,125
By parading all the questionable men
you dated in a courtroom.

350
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,125
-Jen, that's going to be embarrassing.
-Yeah.

351
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,250
(GAVEL BANGS)

352
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:55,167
Ms. Book.

353
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:59,750
Your Honor, we have compelling evidence
my client did in fact self-identify

354
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:01,292
with the moniker She-Hulk

355
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,583
well before Titania filed
for the trademark.

356
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:04,667
Please proceed.

357
00:19:05,292 --> 00:19:07,292
My client used "She-Hulk,"

358
00:19:07,958 --> 00:19:11,167
not as a name to exploit
in order to sell product,

359
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,708
but as a genuine part of her identity.

360
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:19,750
As you can see in the "About Me" section,
my client wrote, and I quote,

361
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:23,208
"Mean, green and straight-poured
into these jeans."

362
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,375
Ew.

363
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:27,750
And to answer the question,
"What are you looking for in a partner?"

364
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:28,917
my client wrote,

365
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:33,667
"A sturdy back
and reinforced king-size bed.

366
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:36,042
"JK. JK. JK."

367
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:39,583
We'd like to call our witnesses.

368
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,292
'Sup?

369
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:51,417
Yeah, she's like, "It's me.
The real She-Hulk. Impressed much?"

370
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,208
She came across a little tryhard,
to be honest.

371
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:56,375
I'm just not about that.

372
00:19:57,583 --> 00:20:01,625
I specifically remember her
referring to herself as She-Hulk,

373
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:05,625
in the third person,
and as a writer myself,

374
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,083
I found that grating.

375
00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:09,458
TODD: Yeah, no, she confided in me

376
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,292
that she was initially embarrassed
by the name She-Hulk.

377
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,250
But then she embraced it.

378
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:15,583
That's the beautiful part.

379
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:18,458
I guess I'm the kind of guy
a woman can really open up to.

380
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:22,708
So you would say
you really connected with She-Hulk?

381
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:26,667
She-Hulk and I had an intense connection.

382
00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:28,917
We had a great date.

383
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,250
She battled demons, I mean, come on.

384
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,500
Would you have gone on the date

385
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:39,833
if She-Hulk had instead presented
as Jennifer Walters?

386
00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:42,917
(SIGHS) Look,
I don't mean to be rude, but...

387
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:44,833
No.

388
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,667
She's not really my type.

389
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:53,500
But She-Hulk. She-Hulk's incredible.
She's amazing.

390
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:03,417
In light of this new testimony,
the court finds in favor of...

391
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:06,875
Jennifer Walters, aka She-Hulk.

392
00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:09,625
Motion for summary judgement is granted.

393
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:13,208
Titania and her subsidiaries
will cease usage

394
00:21:13,292 --> 00:21:15,750
of the She-Hulk name
effective immediately.

395
00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:18,833
All current products
on the market must be recalled.

396
00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:20,458
(GAVEL BANGS)

397
00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:27,042
This isn't over, hater.

398
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:33,042
-Hey, Titania.
-What?

399
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,917
I'm so sorry that happened to you.

400
00:21:35,042 --> 00:21:37,958
-What you getting into later?
-Fine. You can buy me things. Let's go.

401
00:21:38,042 --> 00:21:39,208
Hey.

402
00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:52,625
MAN: I love you so much, Titania.

403
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,417
MAN 2: Titania!

404
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,583
Thank you for that.

405
00:21:56,292 --> 00:22:00,542
I mean, I might need to schedule
several sessions of therapy,

406
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:02,250
but we won.

407
00:22:03,958 --> 00:22:05,042
Look, Walters,

408
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,417
what that extremely attractive man
said in there,

409
00:22:09,042 --> 00:22:11,583
you can do better. You deserve better.

410
00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:20,125
-Can I buy you a drink to say thanks?
-Sure.

411
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:26,458
Here you go.
I'm so happy we're doing this. Cheers.

412
00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:28,625
Quite a strategy.

413
00:22:30,292 --> 00:22:31,750
I don't know any other lawyer

414
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:34,417
who would humiliate themselves
that way to win a case.

415
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:38,333
Yeah, you can always count on me
to throw myself under the bus.

416
00:22:38,417 --> 00:22:41,542
It's why Holliway pays me
the medium bucks.

417
00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:43,250
He couldn't have gone through that.

418
00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:46,667
He's never had to prove his value
to a parade of underwhelming men.

419
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:47,833
(LAUGHS) Right?

420
00:22:47,917 --> 00:22:52,000
Like, think about everything
that She-Hulk brings to the table,

421
00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:53,958
and those guys were my best option.

422
00:22:54,042 --> 00:22:55,708
You can have literal superpowers,

423
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:58,667
and some guy with Internet
will still think he can do better.

424
00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:02,333
(LAUGHS) Yes! Oh, my God!
The things we put up with.

425
00:23:02,417 --> 00:23:04,750
I am so happy we're friends now.

426
00:23:07,542 --> 00:23:11,417
What... Did I just say that out loud?

427
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:14,833
-Thanks for the drink.
-Of course.

428
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,542
I thought you were getting better clothes.

429
00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:26,125
Oh, yeah, my clothes!

430
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,083
Hey, Luke.

431
00:23:33,292 --> 00:23:34,625
Just here to get my suits.

432
00:23:44,167 --> 00:23:45,875
(TUTS) Uh-uh-uh.

433
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:48,708
Here. Try this.

434
00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:49,917
Thank you.

435
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,583
Ooh! I like it!

436
00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:55,917
Of course you do, because I'm a genius.

437
00:23:58,792 --> 00:24:00,042
Oh!

438
00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:04,542
I made you a little something extra.

439
00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:14,708
-I don't know that I'll really have an...
-Just say thank you, Jennifer.

440
00:24:14,792 --> 00:24:15,792
JENNIFER: Thank you.

441
00:24:15,875 --> 00:24:18,792
Hello, this shouldn't be left out
in the open. (SCOFFS)

442
00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:22,625
Tinsley, does client confidentiality
mean nothing to you?

