1 00:00:04,875 --> 00:00:07,542 Now that I've analyzed your blood samples, 2 00:00:07,625 --> 00:00:09,958 it's way too dangerous to get out in the world. 3 00:00:10,042 --> 00:00:11,667 (GRUNTS) 4 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:13,333 MALE CROOK: Thunderball, did you get it? 5 00:00:13,417 --> 00:00:16,625 No. I couldn't pierce that nasty green skin. 6 00:00:16,708 --> 00:00:18,708 JENNIFER: Previously on She-Hulk... 7 00:00:18,792 --> 00:00:21,875 I've got court documents filed by Titania Worldwide LLC. 8 00:00:22,083 --> 00:00:23,792 She's suing for trademark misuse. 9 00:00:23,875 --> 00:00:27,250 You're using my name to sell your trashy products. 10 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:29,708 To be my client, dress like you respect yourself 11 00:00:29,792 --> 00:00:32,875 and not like a football player pleading no contest to a DUI. 12 00:00:32,958 --> 00:00:34,542 Luke, this is the She-Hulk. 13 00:00:34,625 --> 00:00:35,958 Oh, my God. 14 00:00:36,042 --> 00:00:38,500 JENNIFER: Because I made a dating profile as She-Hulk, 15 00:00:38,583 --> 00:00:41,500 every single one of those dates is a corroborating witness. 16 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,833 Would you have gone on the date 17 00:00:43,917 --> 00:00:47,833 if She-Hulk had instead presented as Jennifer Walters? 18 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:50,542 She's not really my type. 19 00:00:50,625 --> 00:00:55,125 The court finds in favor of Jennifer Walters, aka She-Hulk. 20 00:00:55,208 --> 00:00:58,042 This isn't over, hater. 21 00:01:50,667 --> 00:01:51,667 (PARTY HORN TOOTING) 22 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:04,250 Oh, goodie. 23 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:07,875 No, Jen, you don't need to bring a Luke Jacobson business suit 24 00:02:07,958 --> 00:02:08,958 to the wedding. 25 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:11,667 I wanna see the supersuit that he made you. 26 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:13,208 JENNIFER: Why? I'll never wear it. 27 00:02:13,292 --> 00:02:14,667 NIKKI: Come on. You're killing me! 28 00:02:14,750 --> 00:02:17,000 It's double the sin to kill a fun person. 29 00:02:17,083 --> 00:02:22,750 No, no, no. Look at the dress that Luke made me for the rehearsal dinner. 30 00:02:22,833 --> 00:02:23,917 -What? -Yeah. 31 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 -Oh, my God! -Do you love it? 32 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:28,250 You're gonna look hot as Shulky. 33 00:02:28,333 --> 00:02:30,167 That's a reason to go to the wedding. 34 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:33,250 Yes! That's actually the reason I'm really excited to go. 35 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:35,875 Why does anyone have a wedding on a Thursday? 36 00:02:35,958 --> 00:02:38,333 Oh, Lulu's an old friend from high school. 37 00:02:38,417 --> 00:02:42,750 She's like... She knows my whole family. My cousin Ched is DJing the wedding. 38 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:43,958 -What? -Yes. 39 00:02:44,042 --> 00:02:47,750 But we just, like, gradually grew apart and we don't talk anymore. 40 00:02:47,833 --> 00:02:49,083 Why are you a bridesmaid? 41 00:02:49,167 --> 00:02:53,000 'Cause she... I think she just felt obligated to ask me. 42 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:57,792 And I felt obligated to say yes because how do you say no to being a bridesmaid? 43 00:02:57,875 --> 00:02:59,625 You just say no. 44 00:02:59,708 --> 00:03:02,333 I hate that Mallory has to pick up my slack at work. 45 00:03:02,417 --> 00:03:04,083 It's just a divorce case. 46 00:03:04,167 --> 00:03:07,667 It gives me the opportunity to work so much closer with Miss Mallory. 47 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,625 -Hmm. -(CHUCKLES) 48 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,583 Yes, it's a self-contained wedding episode. 49 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:16,333 And if you think this is happening at an inconvenient time, you're right. 50 00:03:16,417 --> 00:03:20,667 'Cause that's how weddings always are. But I'm gonna look great, so let's go. 51 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:22,500 Let's do it! 52 00:03:24,167 --> 00:03:26,167 (THE VIBES BY SAFIRE PLAYING) 53 00:03:42,542 --> 00:03:44,417 HEATHER: Wow, Jen! 54 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:47,125 Everything about you is just working! 55 00:03:47,208 --> 00:03:48,500 Thank you, Heather! 56 00:03:48,583 --> 00:03:51,917 You took that "Toned Up for the Big Day" workout plan seriously. 57 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,042 -Yeah, I did. -Yeah. 58 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:55,750 Girl, your ass looks crazy right now. 59 00:03:55,833 --> 00:03:57,667 Incredible! 60 00:03:57,750 --> 00:03:59,542 Everybody has an ass. Hi, Jen. 61 00:03:59,625 --> 00:04:01,417 Hi, Lulu! Oh, my God! 62 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,625 Um, can I talk to you for a second? 63 00:04:04,292 --> 00:04:06,208 -I can't believe you're doing this. -What? 64 00:04:06,292 --> 00:04:09,792 Taking all the attention away from me with your... This. 65 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,958 No one's gonna be looking at me. 66 00:04:12,042 --> 00:04:14,250 All eyes will be on you. It's your big day. 67 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:16,125 I know it's my big day. 68 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:19,208 I don't want you to be Hulk-y at my wedding. 69 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:20,958 Promise me, Jen. 70 00:04:21,042 --> 00:04:22,458 Promise? 71 00:04:22,542 --> 00:04:25,875 I promise. I will just show up as regular Jen at your wedding. 72 00:04:25,958 --> 00:04:29,333 -Thank you. -Yeah. Okay. You're okay. 73 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:31,542 (GASPS) 74 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:33,500 (SCOFFS) 75 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,333 It's my big day! 76 00:04:37,542 --> 00:04:39,042 (CHUCKLES POLITELY) 77 00:04:40,417 --> 00:04:43,792 Obviously, this is the one time I didn't wanna show up as just Jen. 78 00:04:47,583 --> 00:04:51,083 LULU: Jackson, Sam, Greg, and Mark. They're Adam's groomsmen. 79 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:55,125 So if everyone's coupled up, do I not have a groomsman? 80 00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:57,833 Jen! We would not leave you hanging like that. 81 00:04:57,917 --> 00:05:01,208 Do you think we want our wedding to look insane? (LAUGHS) 82 00:05:01,292 --> 00:05:04,917 You're gonna be walking with Jonathan. He'll be at the ceremony tomorrow. 83 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,500 Oh, my God! Jonathan! I love him. 84 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:09,667 Jonathan is literally the best! 85 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:12,208 Oh! Awesome. Okay! 86 00:05:14,875 --> 00:05:16,542 MALLORY: All right, Mr. Hollis. 87 00:05:16,625 --> 00:05:18,125 MR. IMMORTAL: Uh, Mr. Immortal. 88 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:21,625 I'm sorry. Didn't you say your name was Craig Hollis? 89 00:05:21,708 --> 00:05:26,125 It is. But I go by Mr. Immortal. It's pithier. 90 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:27,333 Sure. 91 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:36,250 Mr. Immortal, you were saying. 92 00:05:36,333 --> 00:05:40,708 Right. Yes, I know that this is not your typical divorce case 93 00:05:40,792 --> 00:05:42,333 but I need you to help me out, 94 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:44,625 otherwise this settlement could bleed me dry. 95 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:47,333 Mmm. Divorce is hard. 96 00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:50,667 Yeah. It's not like I didn't try marriage out. 97 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:52,000 I did. Several times. 98 00:05:52,083 --> 00:05:56,250 In fact, it could be said that no one has tried more than me. 99 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:57,708 Probably literally. 100 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,958 I'm a good guy. I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings. 101 00:06:03,042 --> 00:06:06,417 But you know, inevitably, things go stale. 102 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:09,250 But that is a tough conversation. 103 00:06:09,333 --> 00:06:12,583 "I don't want to be married to you anymore. 104 00:06:12,667 --> 00:06:16,708 "I find that you are emotionally suffocating me, 105 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:18,542 "and you wear weird pajamas." 106 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:22,125 Can you blame me for walking out into traffic during rush hour 107 00:06:22,208 --> 00:06:24,667 and putting an end to the whole issue right there? 108 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:26,667 -Wait, what? -Let me get this straight. 109 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:30,417 Are you saying that instead of having a conversation with your wife, 110 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:33,333 you kill yourself to get out of the relationship? 111 00:06:33,417 --> 00:06:38,125 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't kill myself. I'm immortal. So, I can't die. 112 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:40,792 You think this woman with a law degree doesn't know 113 00:06:40,875 --> 00:06:41,875 what immortal means? 114 00:06:41,958 --> 00:06:44,958 Well, but in, in my case, I do die, but only in the legal sense. 115 00:06:45,042 --> 00:06:46,042 So you die. 116 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:50,792 I do, "I die." But only for a... "Kinda die" for... But I do die. 117 00:06:50,875 --> 00:06:54,125 Did you ever feel bad about this tactic? 118 00:06:54,208 --> 00:06:56,583 -Like I said, I'm a nice guy. -You said that. 119 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,667 Yeah, if you have the opportunity, 120 00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:03,792 I think this is the most considerate way to end a marriage. 121 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:05,458 That's not the word you want. 122 00:07:05,542 --> 00:07:09,250 No, you just don't know how to have any sort of confrontation whatsoever. 123 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:11,208 Oh, I thought that this... 124 00:07:11,292 --> 00:07:13,833 That lawyers were supposed to not be judgmental. 125 00:07:13,917 --> 00:07:16,542 No, they just have to represent you. I'm tapping out. 126 00:07:16,625 --> 00:07:19,042 Obviously, ending a relationship is hard. 127 00:07:19,125 --> 00:07:22,042 -But so is grieving the death of a spouse. -(ARGUES INDISTINCTLY) 128 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:24,917 I'm not sure who I should worry about. The government, tax? 129 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,458 Was there an insurance claim? 130 00:07:26,542 --> 00:07:28,333 (NIKKI ARGUING INDISTINCTLY) 131 00:07:28,417 --> 00:07:30,125 (GLASS BREAKS) 132 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,708 -(THUDDING) -(PEOPLE SCREAMING) 133 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,375 (CAR ALARM BEEPING) 134 00:07:44,042 --> 00:07:45,667 (LIMBS CRACKING) 135 00:07:54,042 --> 00:07:56,167 Well, at least now we know how he does it. 136 00:07:58,417 --> 00:08:01,500 (PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 137 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:07,042 Oh, Jen. Jen. I'm the worst. We haven't even gotten to catch up at all. 138 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,583 How are you? What have you been up to? 139 00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:12,125 Oh, I'm... 140 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:15,250 Actually, I'm the head of a new department at GLK and H, 141 00:08:15,333 --> 00:08:19,042 which is, like, one of the most prestigious law firms in the country, 142 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:24,458 and I mean, as you saw, I now have superpowers, which is nuts. 143 00:08:24,542 --> 00:08:26,500 No, I didn't mean... I don't want that. 144 00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:29,042 Are you dating a guy? Is there a boy in your life? 145 00:08:29,125 --> 00:08:31,583 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) Oh. No. No, no. No. 146 00:08:32,167 --> 00:08:36,708 Oh, no! I'm sorry. You'll find someone. Don't feel bad. 147 00:08:36,792 --> 00:08:38,000 Oh, I don't feel bad. 148 00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:41,625 That's right! You know what, you still have a little time. 149 00:08:42,375 --> 00:08:44,792 Lulu! Team Edward or Jacob? 150 00:08:44,875 --> 00:08:48,417 Oh, my... Let it rest! You know I dated both those actors. 151 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:49,708 What the hell? 152 00:08:50,583 --> 00:08:53,375 Hey, Jen! So good to see you. 153 00:08:53,458 --> 00:08:55,917 I love that you never make any effort at all. 154 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,417 What are you doing here? 155 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:01,333 This is my friend's very real wedding! You can't pull your crap here! 156 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:04,125 Okay. Well, I see the chit-chat is over. 157 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:06,875 The answer to your extremely rude question 158 00:09:06,958 --> 00:09:11,417 is that I happen to be dating a friend of the groom, and he invited me. 159 00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:14,708 -Titania! -Hey, girl, hey! 160 00:09:14,792 --> 00:09:18,958 You made it! You're so busy, though. You have, like, 5,000 businesses. 161 00:09:19,042 --> 00:09:20,208 -I do. -Yeah. 162 00:09:20,292 --> 00:09:24,500 What? No. No. She has weaseled her way into this wedding to mess with me. 163 00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:27,250 That is so obvious. Why does nobody else see that? 164 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:30,458 Okay, you're being very loud. 165 00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:34,042 Jen, I hear you. Again. I do. 166 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,292 -But you sound insane right now. -(CHUCKLES) 167 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:39,917 Titania wouldn't just show up to my wedding, 168 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,083 try and trying to kill you or something. 169 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:46,583 I'm literally just here to celebrate the love of Lulu and her groom. 170 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:48,917 -That's all, okay? -LULU: That's so sweet. 171 00:09:50,167 --> 00:09:53,708 Yeah. See? Not everything is about you, Jennifer. 172 00:09:53,792 --> 00:09:54,792 Whatever! 173 00:10:10,292 --> 00:10:13,958 -Sorry. I know this is a little weird. -Oh, sorry. 174 00:10:14,042 --> 00:10:17,333 I haven't perfected the least awkward way to approach a stranger. 175 00:10:17,792 --> 00:10:19,333 JENNIFER: Oh. 176 00:10:19,417 --> 00:10:22,042 -Yeah, could use a little work. -Yeah. 177 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:25,000 Work on that for the next time I bungle another intro. 178 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,500 -Cool. -I'm Josh. 179 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:28,750 -Jen. -Bride or groom? 180 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:31,500 -Bride. I went to high school with Lulu. -Mmm. 181 00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:34,750 -Wow. -Mmm-hmm. 182 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:36,375 -You? -Groom. 183 00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:37,958 But it all blends together. 184 00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:40,000 -Can I ask you a question? -Yeah. 185 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:44,500 Did they give you a plus one? I don't understand how they decided. 186 00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:47,875 -Yeah, they didn't, but I don't mind. -Mmm. 187 00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:50,708 See, my plan was to strike up a very normal conversation 188 00:10:50,792 --> 00:10:53,833 with a beautiful woman stuffing her face with candied nuts. 189 00:10:54,708 --> 00:10:57,167 -Oh! -I'm very good at sticking to my plans. 190 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:58,458 -Yeah. I can tell. -Yeah. 191 00:10:58,542 --> 00:11:01,292 Oh, my gosh, Jen. Oh, my gosh, I'm so happy I found you. 192 00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:04,667 Half the staff is quitting because of "how I'm treating them." 193 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:07,000 Could you help me clean up around here? 194 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,875 Straighten up? Take up some of these empties, tidy up? 195 00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:12,542 I could use your help. It's on the inside, please? 196 00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:14,292 -Yeah. Yep. -Thank you, Jen. 197 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:16,292 -Yeah, yeah. -See you later. 198 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:17,542 Bye. 199 00:11:20,792 --> 00:11:22,875 $75,000 of credit card debt, 200 00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:26,333 and Paul conveniently disappears the day the bill came. 201 00:11:26,417 --> 00:11:31,583 Well, I never saw a dime for raising Spencer Jr. alone for all those years. 202 00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:36,042 I spent $10,000 on a New Orleans jazz funeral 203 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:40,083 after Arnie accidentally swallowed a cyanide pill. 204 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:44,292 Ladies and gentlemen, I hear you, believe me. 205 00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:48,208 Can I ask how you all first became aware of Mr. Immortal's 206 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,792 pattern of behavior? 207 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:53,333 It was because of me. 208 00:11:53,417 --> 00:11:56,917 My friend sent me a link to a video posted on that site, Intelligencia. 209 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,583 The one for hateful man babies? 210 00:11:58,667 --> 00:11:59,958 Yep, that's the one. 211 00:12:00,042 --> 00:12:02,333 You saw this man walk into 212 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:06,042 a busy intersection and then he gets hit by four different cars. 213 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:09,833 His body regenerates and then he just gets up and walks away. 214 00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:14,333 I, of course, immediately recognized my idiot husband, Roger. 215 00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,542 (WOMEN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 216 00:12:18,792 --> 00:12:20,625 (WHISPERS) This is what I was worried about. 217 00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:23,667 Not only did you fake your own death multiple times, 218 00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:26,083 but you also forged multiple fake identities. 219 00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:30,208 Frankly, all of these spouses should be filing criminal charges. 220 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:32,250 You are lucky you're not in prison. 221 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:37,792 I will never understand women if I lived to be a... And I will. 222 00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:38,917 Understand this. 223 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,500 I'll get you the best deal under the circumstances. 224 00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:42,750 -Thank you. -Don't touch me. 225 00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:46,250 But let me tell you this. You're gonna have to pay. 226 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,000 Why are you smiling? 227 00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:49,625 It's kinda fun. 228 00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:56,917 HEATHER: No, she'll totally do it. This is such a Jen job. 229 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,500 I make her do stuff like this. 230 00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:04,500 Oh! Hey! So, the groomsmen were playing Mario Kart 231 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,125 and their shirts got wrinkled. 232 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:08,083 JENNIFER: Oh, my God, from a video game? 233 00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:11,792 Yeah. Video games are sports now. They're on ESPN and everything. 234 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,750 -Yeah. -So you're on ironing duty, right? 235 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,292 -I am? -Yeah. Go bride squad! 236 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,583 Thank you so much. Amazing. 237 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:22,333 LULU: Jen! Your groomsman is here! HEATHER: Oh, my God! He's here! 238 00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:25,500 Jonathan is here! Jonathan! 239 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:28,083 BRIDESMAID: Look who you get to walk down the aisle with! 240 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:30,833 LULU: He's so brave. We had to resuscitate him this morning. 241 00:13:30,917 --> 00:13:33,542 Jonathan, of course. 242 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,833 Um... 243 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,542 Ladies, Sebastian, how about this? 244 00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:44,625 I still have all of those Apple shares I bought in 1981, 245 00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:48,417 plus all the gold left to me by my first wife, Baroness Cromwell. 246 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:51,500 How about we split it evenly, eight ways, and call it a day? 247 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,292 -Very fair. -Generous and fair. 248 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,500 Then everyone can move on with their lives. 249 00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:57,667 I will draw up the paperwork immediately 250 00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:00,375 -and we will get this all sorted out. -Just a minute. 251 00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:04,250 We were married for 18 years and she was only with him for three. 252 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:06,083 Why should she get the same amount? 253 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:08,750 Because I had a kid with this fool. 254 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:12,833 -Why should I be punished for her mistake? -My son is not a mistake. 255 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,500 You used the word "mistake." 256 00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:17,208 -EX-WIFE 1: I just want my 18 years... -You made a mistake. 257 00:14:17,292 --> 00:14:18,667 Mistake, mistake, mistake. 258 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:23,083 -Yo, yo, what's going on, my party people? -(OBNOXIOUS HORN EFFECT PLAYING) 259 00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:28,625 -(GUESTS CHEERING) -It's your boy, DJ In-ch-ch-chedible Hulk! 260 00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:30,250 -Let's get it started... -Unbelievable. 261 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,375 ...for the new couple! 262 00:14:32,292 --> 00:14:33,917 Hit me with a heavy pour, buddy. 263 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,583 That will be an extra $5. 264 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:39,208 JENNIFER: Of course. 265 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,417 What else am I gonna do for the next four hours? 266 00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:47,167 (WALKING ON BROKEN GLASS BY ANNIE LENNOX PLAYING) 267 00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:02,250 Okay, I got you. Sebastian, this is what we're gonna do. 268 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:05,125 You are gonna be reimbursed for the Lake Lawn mausoleum. 269 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,375 Jazz funeral, so chic. I love your style. 270 00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:09,917 Taylor, you will receive backpay for the two years 271 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,750 that you quit your job to help Paul run a rare jade shop in Piedmont. 272 00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:16,917 Cheryll, cash. You want it? You get it. 273 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,375 -Cash money! -Amy. 274 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:19,458 Yes. 275 00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:24,917 You are going to receive a sincere apology with meaningful eye contact. 276 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,792 -Oh, my God. Thank you. -Lasting at least 15 seconds. 277 00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:31,500 Okay? And remember, everyone. What's our mantra? 278 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:33,292 -FORMER SPOUSES: Never again! -Yes! 279 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:37,292 And I feel like that is it. Okay. Mallory? 280 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:38,625 That all work for you? 281 00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:43,208 Yep. Does... I have a... 282 00:15:43,292 --> 00:15:47,083 (WHISPERS) Is that the absolute best you can do on eye contact? 283 00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:49,333 Amy, that's 20 seconds of eye contact. 284 00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:51,875 That seems interminable. 285 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:55,875 This got ugly. There's absolutely no doubt about that. 286 00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:59,667 But I truly did love each and every... 287 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,958 ALL: No, save it! 288 00:16:01,042 --> 00:16:04,208 MALLORY: Okay! We are done here. 289 00:16:04,292 --> 00:16:07,375 Ms. Ramos, unconventional and excellent. 290 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,292 EX-WIFE 1: Yes! 291 00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:12,333 -Nice job. -Get me my money, yeah. 292 00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,458 -(FORMER SPOUSES CLAMORING) -(CHUCKLES) 293 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:17,125 Bruce, where are ya? 294 00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:21,333 I've been trying to get a hold of you for weeks, or months, or days, or whatever. 295 00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,042 Call me back, you ding dong. 296 00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:27,292 CHED: Do not get lazy on me now. Let's get these feet shufflin', baby. 297 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:30,708 -Josh! I thought Lulu had eaten you. -Oh, my gosh. 298 00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:31,792 Oh, no, I'm here. 299 00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:35,333 This is the most fun I've seen you have all Wednesday and Thursday. 300 00:16:35,417 --> 00:16:39,125 Josh. Joshua. Joshinson. 301 00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,750 -(JOSH LAUGHS) -It's a good name. 302 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,958 My parents. 303 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,125 -Really? -Yeah. 304 00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:45,458 -They gave you a good face, too. -Oh, did they? 305 00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:47,583 Wow, thank you for that compliment. 306 00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:49,542 I was wondering when you would notice. 307 00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:53,125 I just had my brain on way too much of this wedding stuff, 308 00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:54,875 big dumb marriage, and love... 309 00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:58,333 So you're a romantic? That's what it is? 310 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,750 -I don't actually hate love. -Oh. 311 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:05,667 I just wanted to come to one wedding 312 00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,083 and show that I was actually doing pretty good. 313 00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:11,708 -I don't have a boyfriend or a husband. -Good to know. 314 00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:14,333 Let me tell you a secret. Come here. Listen. 315 00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:16,417 Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming. 316 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:20,167 Okay, so I'm actually doing really so good. 317 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:24,500 And I have a great job. Lawyering the law. 318 00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:26,208 And I am so strong. 319 00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:28,458 Dude, I'm really strong. 320 00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:29,917 Yeah, I can... It's tight. 321 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,875 Yeah. And you haven't seen what my She-Hulk hair looks like! 322 00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:35,125 Oh, I would love to see it. 323 00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:36,333 -Really? -Yeah. 324 00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:38,875 I can't do it here. 325 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,125 Okay. 326 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:43,042 You know, everyone is always so... 327 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,917 Saying about how She-Hulk is amazing... 328 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:50,708 They're always saying it. I wanted to be amazing tonight. 329 00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:54,875 I don't know. I... I think you're pretty great. 330 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:00,750 You do? 331 00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:02,500 I do. 332 00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:11,667 Oh, no. 333 00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:14,208 -Are you okay? -Oh, no, it's happening. 334 00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:15,292 What's, what's... 335 00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:16,417 (VOMITS) 336 00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:23,375 TITANIA: Yeah, let it out, babe. Let it all out. 337 00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:24,750 (GRUNTS) 338 00:18:32,042 --> 00:18:33,125 Knew it! 339 00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:36,833 Obviously. I literally said this isn't over. 340 00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:40,292 So now I am I'm going to publicly destroy you. 341 00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:43,792 Oh, come on! I won that fair and square. Get over it. 342 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,208 I don't get over anything. 343 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,667 (GROANS) 344 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,958 Are you not gonna turn? 345 00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:53,083 I can take you like this. 346 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,500 (GRUNTS) 347 00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:59,083 (GROANS) 348 00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:01,833 TITANIA: This is just sad. 349 00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:05,333 It's no fun unless you're She-Hulk. Come on! 350 00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:07,167 Why are you so obsessed with me? 351 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:11,917 I am not obsessed with you. Although it seems like everyone else is. 352 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:16,167 You don't get to ruin everything for me for something you don't even want. 353 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,333 Something you don't even deserve. 354 00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:21,583 So now I am forced to prove it. So green up! 355 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,833 (SIGHS) 356 00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:27,042 Okay, just this one time I turn She-Hulk. 357 00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:31,083 (GRUNTS) 358 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,875 Oh, no, I forgot how to do it. 359 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,333 This is pathetic. 360 00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:40,458 Ugh! Give me a second! 361 00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:55,875 (TITANIA GRUNTS) 362 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,625 -(OBNOXIOUS HORN PLAYS) -We got a wedding fight! 363 00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:13,167 (ELECTRIC BOOGIE BY MARCIA GRIFFITHS PLAYING) 364 00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,333 (GROWLS) 365 00:20:40,292 --> 00:20:41,500 (CROWD GASPS) 366 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,583 (CAMERA CLICKS) 367 00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,917 TITANIA: My veneers! 368 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,500 You think this is funny? 369 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:57,458 Are you showing your 11 followers on Instagram? 370 00:20:57,542 --> 00:21:00,083 Where are you going? And I'm taking this! 371 00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:02,208 This wedding sucks! 372 00:21:02,292 --> 00:21:03,958 (SIGHS) 373 00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,500 (OBNOXIOUS HORN SOUNDS) 374 00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:13,375 Oh, Lulu. I know I promised. 375 00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:17,750 She sucker-punched me when I was throwing up. Like, who does that? 376 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,875 Oh, my God. 377 00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:28,417 (SLURRING) She-Hulk is at my wedding? 378 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:33,667 -Yeah. -I love you so much. I'm a fan. 379 00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:36,708 -Whoa! Huge boobs! -Yes, they're big. 380 00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:39,708 Okay, huge boobs. Congrats. Whatever. 381 00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:41,292 (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) 382 00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:44,625 I love the photobooth here. The guy is so hot. 383 00:21:47,917 --> 00:21:49,667 MALLORY: I mean, I just don't understand 384 00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:52,667 why anyone that afraid of conflict keeps getting married. 385 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:53,750 Oh, yeah. 386 00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:57,750 And I just can't believe that guy got eight different people to marry him. 387 00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,750 You must not be single in Los Angeles. 388 00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:02,125 I have been married a long time. 389 00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:05,417 -You're married? -Eleven years this October. 390 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:08,542 -What? -The day after my son's birthday. Yeah. 391 00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:12,083 Hold on. You have children? You have a child. You have a kid. 392 00:22:12,167 --> 00:22:14,125 -Mallory Book has... -Enough questions. 393 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,000 -Okay. -Let's see here. 394 00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,208 Wait, I gotta look at this. 395 00:22:18,292 --> 00:22:20,708 What is this? She-Hulk... 396 00:22:20,792 --> 00:22:22,625 Hulking? Wait, what the hell? 397 00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:27,125 "Comma, she was so gross. 398 00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:30,458 -"She was 30. Ew!" Okay. -Oh, God. 399 00:22:30,542 --> 00:22:31,625 That's believable. 400 00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:35,042 I just copied and pasted what guys have said to me on the Internet. 401 00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:39,458 Accepted. Hashtag, friends with bros. Okay. 402 00:22:45,042 --> 00:22:49,333 NIKKI: This is... What? What is this? Mal, "How do we kill She-Hulk?" 403 00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:51,292 This is dark. We gotta talk to Jen. 404 00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:54,250 No, we do not. No. 405 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:55,458 Are you reading this? 406 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:58,083 Yes. Why would you wanna put that mess in her head? 407 00:22:58,167 --> 00:23:00,042 But some of these are death threats. 408 00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:01,500 MALLORY: Nikki, they're just trolls. 409 00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:04,083 Any attention at all gives them what they want. 410 00:23:04,167 --> 00:23:07,875 Jen is better off. Just let her live her life. 411 00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:12,417 Fine. 412 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:16,625 It's called Intelligencia and it's all of these, like, memes and death threats. 413 00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:19,167 Okay? But Mallory said not to tell you because 414 00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:22,458 she said it would make you feel bad and we should protect you 415 00:23:22,542 --> 00:23:24,250 and let you live your life. But... 416 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,292 I mean, you know, obviously, I didn't do that. 417 00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:29,500 It's probably nothing. 418 00:23:29,583 --> 00:23:33,208 So, just give me a call when you get this and I love you so much. 419 00:23:33,917 --> 00:23:35,750 (PHONE BEEPS) 420 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,625 -Did we hit? -Yeah, it's hit. 421 00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:40,625 Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm gettin' in there. 422 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:43,500 Careful, don't hurt yourself. 423 00:23:43,583 --> 00:23:46,042 I won't. Get a little dip. 424 00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:52,458 (TYPING) 425 00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:53,708 (COMPUTER BEEPING)