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HOLLIWAY: <i>Your first case</i>
<i>is the parole of Emil Blonsky.</i>

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<i>-Also known as Abomination.</i>
-(ROARS)

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Jennifer Walters. <i>Namaste.</i>

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JENNIFER: <i>Previously on</i> She-Hulk...

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The man you see before you
is not the same Emil Blonsky.

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He plans to open a meditation retreat.

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We hereby grant Mr. Blonsky's release
on parole, effective immediately.

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Mr. Blonsky is prohibited from
turning into Abomination

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and is ordered
to wear an inhibitor in perpetuity.

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I'm Josh.

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Jen.

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JOSH: <i>My plan was to strike up a normal</i>
<i>conversation with a beautiful woman.</i>

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JENNIFER: <i>She-Hulk is amazing.</i>

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I just wanted to be amazing tonight.

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I don't know. I think you're pretty great.

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NIKKI: Some of these are death threats.
MALLORY: Best thing to do is ignore it.

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Just let her live her life.

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(SHOWER RUNNING)

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-(SHOWER STOPS)
-(PHONE CHIMES)

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(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

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(PHONE CHIMES)

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-Bye.
-I'll text you.

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The client's insurance policy
covers acts of God.

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Okay. Good night.

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(PHONE CHIMES)

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(SPITS)

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WOMAN ON SCREEN: <i>Sometimes in life, </i>
<i>you just gotta go for what you want.</i>

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<i>And you are what I want.</i>

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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

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(TEXTING)

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-(PHONE CHIMES)
-(CHUCKLES)

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NIKKI: <i>Jen!</i>

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You didn't tell me you were nominated
for Female Lawyer of The Year.

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Does this mean we get to go to a gala?

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Hello? Oh, oh, are you going down
a rabbit hole on that Intelligencia site?

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What? No.

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I don't care what a bunch of losers
say about me online.

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Can't even say it to my face
'cause they know they'd get Hulk-smashed.

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-No, I'm waiting for a text from Josh.
-What? Okay. That's enough for you.

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You need to set a limit
so you stop checking that.

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-What about just hourly?
-No.

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It's just the first 12 hours after you
sleep with someone for the first time.

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It just feels icky.

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You just gotta coast through it
without doing anything stupid.

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(GRUNTS)

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Why can't he just text me back?
Why is that so hard?

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There's no reason nowadays
to not respond to a text.

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He could be in a meeting or at the movies.

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There's weddings, funerals,
job interviews, silent retreats.

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I hope he's at all of those today.

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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(PHONE CHIMES)

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Hello?

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Jennifer Walters.

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Chuck Donelan.

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<i>Emil Blonsky's parole officer.</i>

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Chuck? How are you?

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Um... I can't imagine you calling me
on a Sunday is good news.

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<i>Got that right.</i>

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We got a malfunction alert
on Blonsky's inhibitor.

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Oh, did he turn into The Abomination?

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<i>We don't know,</i>

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so I gotta go up
to that wackadoo ranch of his.

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Okay. Well, I'll check in with him.

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Well, you have danced
right on over to why I called.

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We don't have the resources
for a squad of uniforms to go with me,

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so I was hoping you'd meet me there.

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<i>Just in case, you know...</i>

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In case The Abomination
decides not to cooperate.

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Yeah. My chances of staying out of the ICU
would be much greater

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-if I had a Hulk with me.
-Mmm-hmm.

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I'm not interrupting your plans, am I?

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No. Not at all. Nope.
I will see you there.

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<i>Great, 'cause the place is full of weirdos</i>
<i>and I don't wanna be...</i>

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(SINGING ALONG TO RADIO)

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CHUCK: Hey, Jen! Jen, Jen. Wait!
Wait, wait, wait. Jen, wait for me!

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CHUCK: Hey, Jen.

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Thanks, again, for doing this.

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Yeah, I mean,
if he's violated his parole,

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his lawyer should be here.

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-Yeah.
-All right.

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(HONKS HORN)

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-No, Jen! Jen!
-Are you here? Blonsky!

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You're honking your horn
at a ten-foot-tall lizard monster.

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So, maybe, put on your green suit.

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-Put on my green suit?
-Yeah.

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Get big, Jolly Green yourself?

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-What do you call it?
-Hulking out.

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Okay. Good. Whatever.
Then, would you? Please?

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It's definitely malfunctioning.

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I don't know why.

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Maybe you might've jostled it or...

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Come to think of it, I did get a jolt
from an electric fence earlier,

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but it was worth it
because my favorite chicken,

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Princess Silk Feather, was stuck.

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-Your favorite chicken?
-Yeah.

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-Favorite chicken.
-Great.

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Well, I have recalibrated your inhibitor
and she's good to go.

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So, stay away
from the electric fence, maybe?

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Then I won't have to make any more
scary trips up here. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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Not that I don't like coming here.

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-No.
-I just...

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Yeah, come back any time.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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He's always in such a hurry to leave.

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Well, he thought he was
here to face The Abomination.

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What about you then, Jen?

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Um, I thought you worked hard
to get out of prison

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and you'd be really dumb to go back in.

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-Aye, true that.
-(BIRD CHIRPS)

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Sorry. I thought I heard a ding.

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I've already wasted half a Sunday on this
expedition, so I'm gonna get moving.

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(GRUNTS)

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Oh, my God!

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Ah! Hey! What the hell?

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(GROANS)

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-(HUFFS)
-Wait.

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(GRUNTS)

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(GROANS)

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What the hell is going on?

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It's just two men working
through their resentments

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in a safe environment, Jen.

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Sorry. It's my fault.

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You know what?
Apologize to my Prius Prime with money.

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I will apologize to your Prius,
if that'll make you feel better.

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Brother Blonsky taught me a lot
about taking responsibility for my anger.

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Man-Bull.

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A weird lab experiment. Don't ask.

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And I am El Águila.

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And before you make assumptions,
no, I am not a matador.

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That'd make
the two of us fighting pretty cliché, no?

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Working through identity issues here.

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-I don't have issues.
-EMIL: All right.

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I know exactly who I am.

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I am a swashbuckler.

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He says that like it's an occupation.

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Waving a sword around isn't a job
unless you're a matador.

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You see, to Man-Bull, El Águila represents
every person who's tried to, you know,

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stab him in the, you know,
for being "an affront to nature."

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Of which there are many.

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-MAN-BULL: So many.
-Yeah.

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This is so much unnecessary backstory

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to tell to someone
whose car you just destroyed.

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I can't drive this.
How am I supposed to go home?

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You know,
sometimes life presents a teacher

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when there's a lesson to be learned.

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Jen, think of this totally knackered
Prius Prime as your teacher.

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Um, that was nothing.

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You just said nothing
in response

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-to a very straightforward question.
-Yeah.

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Man-Bull? Give us a push
to the garage, would you?

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Do I look like a mechanic?
My name is Man-Bull.

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-Not Mechanical-Bull.
-(EXHALES)

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Wow. How long have you been
waiting to say that?

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-That felt very forced.
-You, too?

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EMIL: I think it's fantastic news
that the tow truck won't get here

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until later today.

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JENNIFER: How is that fantastic news?

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Well, it means that
you can spend some time here.

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You know, relax.

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Is there no cell reception here?

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No. Okay, so, over there is the Wood Lodge

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where I offer
private spiritual consultation

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and life-coaching.

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It's exclusive
to our Platinum Circle members.

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-Hi, Princess. So cute.
-Uh-huh.

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EMIL: Uh-huh.

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-You got a text.
-Did I?

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-Yeah.
-Where? Very funny.

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(EMIL LAUGHS)

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In our ceremonial sweat yurt,

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we integrate the past
and the present into one being.

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So, what do you say? Pick you up in 20?

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I'm not sweating it out in a yurt today.

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I need to get some work done.

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So, if you could get me
a desk and some Wi-Fi.

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It's a bit of a hard ask,
I'm afraid, on the Wi-Fi front.

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We don't carry it as a policy.

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You know, distractions from the outside
and all that.

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And you have no reception
anywhere, either.

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This isn't how I want to spend my day.

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Maybe it's how you need to spend your day.

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I'm gonna find a signal.

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Clearly, you're not
in a teachable mood right now

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and I do respect that. So...

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I'm around if you need me.

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Oh, hell, yes.

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00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:21,000
Jen! You remember El Águila and Man-Bull?

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-Uh-huh.
-This is Porcupine. He's a porcupine.

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And Saracen thinks he's a vampire.

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Wow, this is quite a group.

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-You're welcome to join.
-JENNIFER: I'll pass.

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I'm just gonna work over here
in the one square meter

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of this property
that actually has reception.

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Okay.

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Last session, we really explored
Alejandro's struggles with his identity.

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Just because I am Spanish
and I have a flair for the style,

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people constantly assume
that I am a matador.

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It's dehumanizing.

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00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:56,500
Spanish is a language,
not a nationality, so...

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You've never heard of Spain?

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It's not your fault,
but those attributes make me

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see you as a matador.

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And, well, that's triggering for me.

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I did do some
light matadoring in college.

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00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,333
Oh, my God! Dude, what?

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We do have to guard
against codependency here.

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-We are not codependents.
-Interesting.

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What do you think, Man-Bull?

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Our relationship...

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I'm asking Man-Bull.

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SARACEN: I'd like to say something.

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EMIL: Great.

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Saracen.

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They have been spending
a lot of time together.

219
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I'm feeling like maybe it's not healthy.

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Mmm. Unhealthy. I called that, too.

221
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I'm sorry. Porcupine,
you wanna share something?

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00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:38,625
No, thanks.

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00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:41,667
Now, remember how we talked
about vulnerability

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and how important it is to the process?

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Yes. Yeah.

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How taking your suit off
would be a great first step?

227
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:52,792
Uh-huh. Yeah.

228
00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:54,083
Yeah?

229
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You wanna do that today?

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I just feel safer with it on. Thank you.

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WRECKER: Whoo-whee!

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00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:06,083
Sorry, I'm late.
I lost track of time in the yurt.

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-No way.
-Jen.

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00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:11,125
I needed it though.
I was hurtin' for a yurtin'.

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00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:14,375
That guy is here? You probably
don't even remember who he is.

236
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:18,292
Tell me they previously on'd him.
I don't care. We're doing it again.

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00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:20,042
Previously on this guy!

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00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,167
If you're gonna strut around
showing off your powers,

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you better be able to back it up.

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(GRUNTING)

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00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:33,333
WRECKER: I was visited
by a lot of feminine energy in there.

242
00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:35,833
I think I was talking to my dead
grandmother, Rose.

243
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:39,167
Hard to tell when you're surfing
the yurt though. Right?

244
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:40,625
Oh, hey!

245
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,583
Jen! Jen! Jennifer!

246
00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:48,125
Come on, I stacked those.

247
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,542
-It's cool. Let it go.
-MAN-BULL: I'm allowed to be angry!

248
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,792
-Whoa, whoa!
-This asshole and his friends

249
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,792
attacked me behind my apartment.

250
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,583
Yeah, Jennifer, darling,

251
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,292
I'm gonna need you
to sit in the calming chair now.

252
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:00,375
Right now.

253
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:02,542
-(ALL EXCLAIMING)
-PORCUPINE AND MAN-BULL: The chair.

254
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:04,375
-PORCUPINE: You in trouble.
-Fine.

255
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,792
Once I'm out of there,
I'll rip this guy to shreds.

256
00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:10,125
Hold on. That is not how we work through
our issues around here.

257
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:12,292
-Well, she's welcome to the circle.
-Okay.

258
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,333
-But she has to get her own chair.
-Okay.

259
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:18,542
I'd love to work through
our issues if you'll let me.

260
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:25,000
So, I realized real strength comes from
looking in the mirror and saying,

261
00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:28,458
"Hey, man, I'm gonna work on me."

262
00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:32,500
I didn't need a magic crowbar
to give me a false sense of power.

263
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:35,042
All it did was make me
and my boys act like idiots.

264
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:38,542
Rolling up on you like we were
some supervillains or something.

265
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:42,500
You attacked a woman four to one.
You absolutely were supervillains.

266
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:47,000
I hear you, Jen, and I take
radical accountability for my actions.

267
00:17:48,042 --> 00:17:49,250
And I'm very sorry.

268
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:50,958
Oh, my God.

269
00:17:51,042 --> 00:17:52,958
Seems like a breakthrough.
He's so sorry.

270
00:17:53,042 --> 00:17:54,417
-Sarcasm.
-EL AGUILA: Wow.

271
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,542
Hennifer clearly has some stuff going on,

272
00:17:57,625 --> 00:18:00,375
and she'd rather sit here,
getting her kicks,

273
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:03,042
listening to us, than working on herself.

274
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,250
I'm not getting my kicks. And I'm fine.

275
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,417
-(SCOFFS)
-What?

276
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,500
You're not fine.

277
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:11,042
Flying into a rage.
Throwing people across the room.

278
00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:12,875
-Into perfectly stacked chairs.
-Mmm-hmm.

279
00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:15,333
Everyone else has shared.

280
00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:19,167
So is there anything
you wanna get off your chest?

281
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,208
-No.
-EMIL: Look at you.

282
00:18:21,292 --> 00:18:24,500
You are glued to that thing.

283
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,958
(SCOFFS)

284
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,583
I met a guy, Josh, at a wedding.

285
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:39,250
We went on a few dates.
I thought it was going great.

286
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,083
Then, I haven't heard from him.

287
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,417
Now I can't stop thinking about it. Okay?

288
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,917
-When was the last time you talked to him?
-Uh,

289
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,125
three nights ago when we...

290
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,458
Made love?

291
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:50,625
First off, ew.

292
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:53,083
No, when we'd slept together
for the first time.

293
00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:55,792
-Another direct hit.
-Okay, are you two married?

294
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:57,542
-Come on.
-Codependency.

295
00:18:57,625 --> 00:19:01,083
Yeah, actually, could you
switch seats with someone?

296
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:02,167
Anyone?

297
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:04,208
-It's feeling just a little unhealthy.
-Mmm-hmm.

298
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:07,792
EMIL: Thank you.

299
00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:09,167
So how many dates?

300
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,417
-(SCOFFS) Three.
-What was the last thing you texted him?

301
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,792
Um...

302
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:18,375
"That was fun. I can't stop smiling."

303
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,833
-Oh, God.
-Yikes.

304
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:21,708
-What?
-PORCUPINE: "I can't stop smiling"?

305
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,708
It is thirsty and a cliché.

306
00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:25,333
You're thirsty and a cliché.

307
00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:27,333
-No, she did not just call me...
-(CHUCKLES)

308
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,458
Bottom line. You said game on
and he didn't respond.

309
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:35,458
-That's not the last thing I texted him.
-I'm sorry, what?

310
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:39,000
Just now 'cause I was so worried
I hadn't heard from him in so long.

311
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:42,542
-He could be in a ditch somewhere.
-What did you do?

312
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:47,083
"Hey, getting a little worried.
Just wanna know you're okay."

313
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:48,292
Blushing smile emoji.

314
00:19:48,417 --> 00:19:50,750
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

315
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:53,000
Why would you do that?

316
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:55,000
I don't know! I was freaking out, okay?

317
00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,167
It's a real bad look.

318
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,833
I know it's a bad look, Man-Bull.

319
00:19:57,917 --> 00:20:00,625
You don't have to point out my mistakes.
My mom does that.

320
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:05,375
We have to consider the very real
possibility that you were ghosted.

321
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:07,125
-Or he wanted your blood.
-No, not that.

322
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:09,083
Don't talk about blood.
We're not your dad.

323
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,292
Don't talk about my dad.

324
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,708
<i>Hermanos,</i> please.

325
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,292
Jen, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to talk so...

326
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:19,417
No.

327
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:25,500
I met him when I was Jen,
and he liked Jen.

328
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:28,292
He specifically didn't ask about She-Hulk.

329
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:37,042
You know in high-school that friend
you have that's like, cooler than you are?

330
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:41,708
Like, more attractive and athletic.
They get all the attention from everyone.

331
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:45,875
Hello.

332
00:20:48,292 --> 00:20:52,500
Like, you think life would be
so much easier if I were that person,

333
00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:58,542
and I can turn into that person
anytime I want to.

334
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,333
And everyone pays attention when I'm this.

335
00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:06,708
Like, my colleagues, my boss, guys.

336
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:12,958
But it feels like cheating

337
00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:17,875
because would they like me
if I didn't have all of this?

338
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:22,667
Like, if I was just Jen,
would the same guys who like She-Hulk

339
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:27,542
stick around for Jen?
Because some of them don't.

340
00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:33,083
And that sucks for Jen
because Jen is great,

341
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:36,167
and no one cares when they're She-Hulk.

342
00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:40,125
So, like, I meet this guy
who actually likes Jen,

343
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:43,167
and that just felt good
to know that, you know?

344
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:47,333
And then, he ghosts me and it sucks.

345
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,292
Screw this guy! Where does he live?

346
00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:56,292
Let's kill him. He's gotta die.

347
00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:57,417
Big men, please.

348
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,583
No. Man-Bull's correct.

349
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:02,000
Josh has made
an enemy of this entire group.

350
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:04,333
Tonight, we ride!

351
00:22:04,417 --> 00:22:05,625
That's awesome!

352
00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:09,833
Alejandro, you've been warned about using
bio-electricity in group before.

353
00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:10,958
Sorry.

354
00:22:11,042 --> 00:22:13,458
Let's find this Josh guy
and suck out all his blood.

355
00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:14,583
EL AGUILA: Yes!

356
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:18,292
-(ALL CLAMORING)
-No, wait, guys! Wait! Jen is hurting,

357
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,583
and all we can offer her is violence?

358
00:22:24,292 --> 00:22:27,833
Does anyone think
they could speak to Jen's pain

359
00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:30,917
with the tools
that we've learned in the group?

360
00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:35,875
Well, for one thing, I'd say
you can't control what others do.

361
00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:39,417
It hurts when someone rejects us

362
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:43,917
because it reminds us
of the times we reject ourselves.

363
00:22:44,792 --> 00:22:46,375
Maybe this Josh thing hurts so much

364
00:22:46,458 --> 00:22:49,292
'cause you haven't been spending
enough time with Jen.

365
00:22:49,708 --> 00:22:54,500
And that's a shame
because I bet Jen is pretty damn great...

366
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,083
-Yeah.
-...and tasty.

367
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,208
Went off the rails.

368
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:58,958
-Somebody bail me out.
-Maybe...

369
00:22:59,042 --> 00:23:03,042
just maybe this Josh isn't the only guy
who likes Jen Walters.

370
00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:05,833
Maybe, there's a group of guys
right here

371
00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:08,708
who would love to spend time
with Jen right now.

372
00:23:09,417 --> 00:23:10,458
EMIL: Okay, Jen.

373
00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:15,542
Do you believe that this group
genuinely values the whole of you?

374
00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:22,708
-I do.
-And there it is.

375
00:23:23,542 --> 00:23:28,583
So maybe, you can stop using She-Hulk
as a protective shield

376
00:23:28,667 --> 00:23:31,083
and trust us with Jen.

377
00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:48,167
-PORCUPINE: Yeah!
-(ALL CLAPPING)

378
00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:50,958
PORCUPINE: Great job.

379
00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:53,750
I gotta say that felt really good.

380
00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:55,125
Well...

381
00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:57,042
Felt really good, Porcupine.

382
00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:08,792
(AIR HISSING)

383
00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:12,375
MAN-BULL: Oh, my God!

384
00:24:13,375 --> 00:24:15,167
WRECKER: It smells like a fart.
MAN-BULL: Yeah.

385
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:17,375
PORCUPINE: Feels really good.
EL AGUILA: Oh, man.

386
00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:19,792
How many hours a day
do you wear that mask, Papa?

387
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,792
-Why? Am I ashy?
-No, no, no.

388
00:24:21,875 --> 00:24:27,583
Could you just leave the suit on
until we can get it dry cleaned?

389
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:28,708
Okay.

390
00:24:28,792 --> 00:24:32,875
You know, Jen.
If Josh isn't spending time on Jen,

391
00:24:32,958 --> 00:24:35,583
then Jen doesn't need
to be spending time on Josh.

392
00:24:35,667 --> 00:24:38,083
Delete Josh's number
is what he's saying.

393
00:24:38,167 --> 00:24:39,417
Oh.

394
00:24:40,875 --> 00:24:41,875
-Delete it.
-Delete it.

395
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:43,833
-Delete it.
-Come on.

396
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:45,583
Delete it.

397
00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:46,875
Really?

398
00:24:46,958 --> 00:24:49,667
ALL: (CHANTING) Delete it.
Delete it. Delete it.

399
00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:53,458
Delete it. Delete it. Delete it.
Delete it. Delete it.

400
00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:55,542
-(ALL EXCLAIMING)
-(JENNIFER LAUGHS)

401
00:24:55,792 --> 00:24:58,167
Okay. How do you feel? So much growth.

402
00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:02,708
I can't believe I'm gonna say this,

403
00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,250
but I'm hurtin' for a yurtin'.

404
00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:06,000
(ALL CHEERING)

405
00:25:23,083 --> 00:25:24,375
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

406
00:25:27,167 --> 00:25:28,917
(ALL CHEERING)

407
00:25:29,167 --> 00:25:32,167
Jen! I knew it. I told you!

408
00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:34,333
-I told you!
-(ALL CLAMORING)

409
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:39,000
EMIL: Have to say it's not so.

410
00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:42,250
Guys, I will never forget
any of you, honestly.

411
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,583
Well, we made this for you.

412
00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:49,833
Aw. "Bye, Jen. We love Jen and She-Hulk."

413
00:25:49,917 --> 00:25:51,167
-We do.
-"The gang."

414
00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:54,458
-That's nice.
-Says "gang" but it's not a literal gang.

415
00:25:54,542 --> 00:25:56,958
Just make sure you make
that clear to the parole board.

416
00:25:57,042 --> 00:25:58,583
Yeah, I will. Yeah.

417
00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:00,625
-Okay.
-Bye.

418
00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:02,125
-You got this.
-WRECKER: Take it easy.

419
00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:04,625
-Sorry about the car again.
-That's okay.

420
00:26:04,917 --> 00:26:07,375
-You stay out of trouble.
-Yeah. You, too, darlin'.

421
00:26:07,458 --> 00:26:08,667
And Jen,

422
00:26:09,792 --> 00:26:13,625
next time you think of Josh,
remember everyone we meet,

423
00:26:13,708 --> 00:26:18,042
no matter how much they hurt you,
is a lesson learned.

424
00:26:20,292 --> 00:26:23,417
Yeah. Despite those platitudes,
I am happy that I stuck around.

425
00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:24,917
Feel free to come again.

426
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,583
Ooh, not till you get Wi-Fi.

427
00:26:27,292 --> 00:26:29,000
-Okay.
-Come on.

428
00:26:32,375 --> 00:26:33,500
(TRUCK ENGINE STARTS)

429
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,292
(CHUCKLES)