1 00:00:37,417 --> 00:00:41,250 NARRATOR: Jennifer Walters, Esq. Lawyer, millennial, 2 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:45,167 searching for a way to balance a career and her personal life. 3 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:48,667 Then, an accidental dose of gamma-radiated blood 4 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:50,250 alters her body chemistry. 5 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:55,125 And now, when Jennifer Walters grows angry or outraged, 6 00:00:55,208 --> 00:00:57,000 a startling metamorphosis occurs. 7 00:00:58,208 --> 00:00:59,708 (GRUNTING) 8 00:01:04,875 --> 00:01:06,917 The creature is driven by rage 9 00:01:08,708 --> 00:01:11,458 and pursued by online trolls. 10 00:01:12,875 --> 00:01:16,250 Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. 11 00:01:18,583 --> 00:01:20,625 NARRATOR: She is provoked into a rampage 12 00:01:20,708 --> 00:01:22,417 that has landed her in prison. 13 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:26,042 And now, she is seen only for the raging spirit 14 00:01:26,125 --> 00:01:27,542 that dwells within her. 15 00:01:29,083 --> 00:01:30,542 (ROARS) 16 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,458 (BUZZER SOUNDS) 17 00:01:43,333 --> 00:01:44,458 Hey, guys. 18 00:01:44,542 --> 00:01:45,750 Hey, buddy. 19 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:47,375 How you doin'? 20 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:51,625 I'm all right. Did you manage to get a hold of Bruce? 21 00:01:51,708 --> 00:01:53,458 We left multiple messages. 22 00:01:53,542 --> 00:01:55,042 I managed to sound very calm, 23 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:58,375 considering I was calling the freaking Hulk himself. 24 00:01:58,458 --> 00:02:00,667 -Let's get down to brass tacks. -Yes. 25 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:04,833 We need to identify every individual who hacked my private information. 26 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:06,375 They need to be prosecuted... 27 00:02:06,458 --> 00:02:09,542 Hold on. Forget them. We need to discuss your case. 28 00:02:09,625 --> 00:02:13,250 This was a targeted attack. They must be held responsible for this. 29 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:14,583 You took their bait. 30 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:15,750 I was angry! 31 00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:18,375 Which is how anyone would respond in that situation. 32 00:02:18,458 --> 00:02:21,417 You're not just anyone. You are an out-of-control Hulk. 33 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,833 That's what all the witnesses saw. 34 00:02:29,542 --> 00:02:31,417 We have an offer for a plea deal. 35 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:33,500 The DA won't file charges related to the incident. 36 00:02:33,583 --> 00:02:34,875 What are the terms? 37 00:02:40,583 --> 00:02:42,250 (DEVICE BEEPS) 38 00:02:53,458 --> 00:02:54,667 ELAINE: Hey. 39 00:02:54,792 --> 00:02:57,917 Oh, no, sweetheart. It's all right. 40 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,667 -People go to prison every day. -ELAINE: Every day. 41 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:06,500 I stole all the food and drinks 42 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:08,917 and put them in your car 'cause screw this place. 43 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,042 Thank you. 44 00:03:10,125 --> 00:03:13,208 But I will continue to work here because they pay me nicely. 45 00:03:13,292 --> 00:03:16,000 Don't worry about me, you guys. 46 00:03:16,083 --> 00:03:17,167 Thanks for the help. 47 00:03:18,542 --> 00:03:20,000 PUG: We always have your back, Jen. 48 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:23,000 The female cousin of the Hulk, popularly known as She-Hulk, 49 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:25,083 -has been released from custody. -(JENNIFER SCOFFS) 50 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:26,167 Terms of the deal 51 00:03:26,250 --> 00:03:30,042 permanently bar Jennifer Walters from transforming into her She-Hulk... 52 00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:32,958 A neighbor who wished to remain anonymous is uncomfortable 53 00:03:33,042 --> 00:03:35,042 -that an unstable super being... -Unstable? 54 00:03:35,125 --> 00:03:36,625 -...lives next door. -REPORTER: She-Hulk! 55 00:03:36,708 --> 00:03:38,458 Are they outside my house? 56 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:41,875 (REPORTERS CLAMORING INDISTINCTLY) 57 00:03:41,958 --> 00:03:43,625 REPORTER: Excuse me, Jen Walters. 58 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:46,375 Do you care to comment about losing your superpowers? 59 00:03:46,917 --> 00:03:48,792 MORRIS: Jen, if no one ever hires you again, 60 00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:50,708 you can always move back here with us. 61 00:03:50,792 --> 00:03:52,458 -Thanks, Dad. -Of course. 62 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:58,208 But my gym stuff is in your room now, and I work out every day at 7:00 a.m. 63 00:03:58,292 --> 00:04:00,875 You should join me. Workout buddies. 64 00:04:00,958 --> 00:04:01,958 Oh, this will be fun. 65 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,042 REPORTER: There she is! 66 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:21,542 -Jennifer, any plans to go to rehab? -Hey! 67 00:04:21,625 --> 00:04:23,750 Hey! Get off my damn lawn! 68 00:04:24,792 --> 00:04:28,167 I don't care if there is a drought. I got water pressure for days. 69 00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:48,042 NIKKI: No! Just a sparkling water, a turkey sandwich, chips, and guac. 70 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:50,250 Yes, I wanna see those baby pictures, Elaine. 71 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,375 Thank you. Oh, my God. I love Elaine. 72 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:53,875 Okay, what've you got for me? 73 00:04:53,958 --> 00:04:56,792 Finding the identity of these guys has been a dead end. 74 00:04:56,875 --> 00:04:59,333 We know that HulkKing is admin on Intelligencia, 75 00:04:59,417 --> 00:05:01,708 but the site security is annoyingly airtight. 76 00:05:01,792 --> 00:05:05,042 I've looked into the platform, and it's owned by several shell companies 77 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:07,458 that are operating outside of US jurisdiction. 78 00:05:07,542 --> 00:05:11,208 Which... How am I supposed to sue these guys if I don't know who they are? 79 00:05:11,292 --> 00:05:14,792 Okay, look. Intelligencia is made up of exclusively dumb dudes. 80 00:05:14,875 --> 00:05:16,208 One of them will slip up, 81 00:05:16,292 --> 00:05:18,792 and they will give us information to track them down. 82 00:05:18,875 --> 00:05:22,583 Then we will find them, and we will destroy them by any and all means. 83 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:23,667 Legally. 84 00:05:23,917 --> 00:05:25,292 I said, "By any and all means." 85 00:05:25,375 --> 00:05:29,375 No, I am going to sue them for defamation and invasion of privacy 86 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:31,667 and get them charged with unauthorized access 87 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,917 -to a protected computer. -Ugh. Boring. 88 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,667 If you wanna be all Jen Walters about it, that's cool. 89 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:38,417 Okay. I actually found this guy... 90 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,125 -ELAINE: Sweetie! -One second. Food. Hello. 91 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:43,083 I'm packing up treats for you to take home with you. 92 00:05:43,167 --> 00:05:45,375 -Including black and white cookies? -Yeah. 93 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:46,500 NIKKI: Thank you. 94 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:50,000 You also might get a kick out of this video that Jen and her friends 95 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,583 -made in law school. -No, Mom! 96 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:54,625 -It's my mission in life to see this! -No! No! No! 97 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:58,208 Out! We have work to do. Don't watch it. 98 00:05:58,292 --> 00:06:00,500 When will this work be out of my living room? 99 00:06:00,583 --> 00:06:04,250 Once I get justice for what's happened. I can't do that if you're hovering. 100 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:06,125 Okay! Sheesh. 101 00:06:06,208 --> 00:06:08,083 -Send that to me, please? -Already did. 102 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:11,792 Goodbye, Mom. I am suing both of you for emotional distress. 103 00:06:12,208 --> 00:06:13,417 -Oh, boy. -DENNIS: Intimately. 104 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:14,792 -Jen. -That's correct. 105 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,875 We worked together at the DA's office, 106 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:20,292 and we dated for a significant amount of time. 107 00:06:20,375 --> 00:06:24,125 And let me tell you, she was psycho way before she got those superpowers. 108 00:06:24,708 --> 00:06:26,833 -I blame her grandmother. -Huh? 109 00:06:29,708 --> 00:06:34,333 ELAINE: Jennifer! Can you move the big bookcase for me? 110 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:37,833 -I think I want it closer to the window. -No! 111 00:06:38,042 --> 00:06:41,500 ELAINE: Oh, that's right. You can't be Girl-Hulk anymore. 112 00:06:41,583 --> 00:06:45,417 It's She-Hulk, Mom. Or was. 113 00:06:45,958 --> 00:06:47,000 But never again. 114 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:51,750 Which I know is what I said I wanted, but this doesn't feel right. 115 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:56,583 This isn't even a reluctant superhero story. 116 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,250 I'm just getting screwed over. 117 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:00,792 Is this what you guys want? 118 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:04,333 NARRATOR: Jennifer Walters is a woman at a new low. 119 00:07:04,417 --> 00:07:06,875 -She has no fight left. -No, not doing a narrator. 120 00:07:06,958 --> 00:07:08,417 We're not that off the rails. 121 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:12,417 "Hey, what you up to?" 122 00:07:15,125 --> 00:07:16,167 He's AWOL. 123 00:07:21,917 --> 00:07:23,500 Emil would understand. 124 00:07:26,833 --> 00:07:29,333 Mmm. (SIGHS) 125 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:33,042 Well, he said come anytime. This is a time. 126 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:44,458 I'm not running from my problems. It's a mental health break. 127 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:58,333 Found this vid of She-Hulk in college. 128 00:08:01,208 --> 00:08:03,125 Forgive me, Jen, for this transgression. 129 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:12,750 Oh, hey there, HulkKing. 130 00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:17,958 Okay, well, that was easy. Or am I a genius? 131 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:20,875 "Hell yeah, I'll be there." 132 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:28,708 Pug, are you still here? 133 00:08:28,792 --> 00:08:29,875 I need a favor. 134 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,042 Jen. 135 00:08:39,458 --> 00:08:42,833 -What a pleasant surprise. -Yeah. I hope this is okay. 136 00:08:42,917 --> 00:08:45,083 I need a place to stay for a couple of days. 137 00:08:45,167 --> 00:08:46,208 Of course. 138 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:48,083 -I'll set you up with a guest room. -Okay. 139 00:08:48,167 --> 00:08:49,833 -And a hug. -Okay. 140 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:53,208 JENNIFER: "Our hearts beat the same. 141 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:56,125 "If you say I'm the monster, what does that make you?" 142 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:00,125 This book sucks. 143 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:08,583 Okay, we're here. 144 00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:10,917 Pug, you need to go in and mingle, okay? 145 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,625 Find out all about these dweebs. Don't fret. I'll be on the phone with you. 146 00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:18,000 Won't it look suspicious that I'm walking around with an earbud in? 147 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:20,125 Trust me, you're not the only one. Okay? 148 00:09:20,208 --> 00:09:21,583 Please, don't make me do this. 149 00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:24,417 You have to, okay? You gotta blend in with these trolls. 150 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:27,000 And remember to always refer to women as females. 151 00:09:27,375 --> 00:09:28,417 (GROANS) 152 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:30,208 Jen's life is on the line, okay? 153 00:09:30,292 --> 00:09:33,083 So, I need you to get your head in the game, buddy! 154 00:09:33,167 --> 00:09:35,167 Off you go. Thank you. 155 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:37,250 MAN: You didn't get that it was a good movie. 156 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:40,792 -Sit your sweet ass down. Let me explain. -NIKKI: Stop stalling, all right? 157 00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:43,375 -(MUFFLED) Talk to people. -It's coming in real choppy. 158 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:46,542 -Don't pretend like you can't hear me. -No. Reception here sucks. 159 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:48,208 Okay, so walk around. 160 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:51,583 MAN: Why does there even need to be a She-Hulk? 161 00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:53,208 It's not like there's a He-Hulk. 162 00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:54,292 And Lady Thor? 163 00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:56,417 -Hey, guys, she just sucks, okay? -Yes. 164 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,583 I'm not saying that because she's a female. 165 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:00,958 I would have the same criticisms if she was a man. 166 00:10:01,042 --> 00:10:02,292 MAN: Yeah, too many emotions. 167 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:03,625 Come on, Pug, talk to them. 168 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:05,750 MAN: ...no one's allowed to make jokes anymore. 169 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:07,750 -Nope. Can't do it, Nikki. -Yes, you can. 170 00:10:07,833 --> 00:10:08,875 Let's do it, Pug. 171 00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:10,375 PUG: Okay. Come on, Pug. Be gross. 172 00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:12,000 (GRUNTS) 173 00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:14,542 -Females, am I right? -MAN 1: Yeah, man. 174 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:16,542 MAN 2: Yes. Yes, you are. MAN 3: Yeah. 175 00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,250 Mother Pugger. 176 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,750 Todd Phelps? 177 00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:23,833 NIKKI: Todd? Oh, wait, that tracks. 178 00:10:23,917 --> 00:10:26,000 Man, of course you're one of us. 179 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,417 Come here, man. 180 00:10:28,042 --> 00:10:29,083 Huh? 181 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:30,458 Yeah? 182 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:33,417 Welcome, bro. I'm so happy that you're here. 183 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,375 Yeah. Me, too. So happy. 184 00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:38,917 This guy rules, all right? 185 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,375 You heard it from me first. 186 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:41,875 He rules and he's hot. 187 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:43,292 MAN 1: I'd smash you. MAN 2: What? 188 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:45,875 -TODD: And let's be honest, okay? -Come on. 189 00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:47,542 TODD: He knows what I'm talking about. 190 00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:49,375 -Is She-Hulk better than the Hulk? -MEN: No. 191 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:52,250 Is she as strong as him? Is she as smart as him? 192 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:53,542 -MEN: No. -No! 193 00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:56,250 She wouldn't even have her powers without him, right? 194 00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:58,875 So, why do we have to act like she earned everything? 195 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,042 Here's where I'm at. 196 00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,542 Superpowers should go to the best person for the job. 197 00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:03,708 -Right? -Exactly. 198 00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:05,208 -Right? -Yeah, totally. 199 00:11:05,292 --> 00:11:07,042 Say she got everything through nepotism. 200 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,875 She got everything through nepotism. 201 00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:10,833 -TODD: Yeah, exactly. -(ALL AGREEING) 202 00:11:10,917 --> 00:11:12,792 -That's what I'm sayin', dude. -(CHEERS) 203 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:14,208 Think she boned Holliway? 204 00:11:14,292 --> 00:11:16,375 -That's their boss. -MAN: Oh. 205 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,375 -Did she? -Say yes! 206 00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:19,500 Yes. 207 00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:20,833 Like you're mad about it. 208 00:11:20,917 --> 00:11:22,333 Yeah, and it pisses me off. 209 00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:24,250 -MEN: Yeah! -Yes. 210 00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:27,750 Pug, we are vibing, my man. 211 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:30,083 Gross. Keep him talking about something relevant. 212 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:32,500 How did you get involved with this group here? 213 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:36,958 -(MEN LAUGH) -(CHUCKLES) Dude, I created Intelligencia. 214 00:11:37,833 --> 00:11:38,833 I'm HulkKing. 215 00:11:39,417 --> 00:11:41,042 Oh, my God. 216 00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:43,208 (PHONE BEEPS) 217 00:11:43,292 --> 00:11:44,792 Oh, come on. 218 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:47,583 It's okay. He can improvise. 219 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,958 (SCOFFS) The guy can't improv. 220 00:11:51,042 --> 00:11:53,625 (CLAPS) Come on, everyone! Let's circle up. 221 00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,125 Let's get it together, right? 222 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:58,167 I'm really proud of us for hacking She-Hulk's phone... 223 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,375 -MEN: Yeah. -(ALL CLAPPING) 224 00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:02,125 ...because we showed the world what a real monster she is. 225 00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:05,708 But we also showed them that we're not just talk... 226 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,458 -MEN: Yeah! -We're real action, 227 00:12:08,542 --> 00:12:11,083 and we're just getting started. 228 00:12:11,167 --> 00:12:12,208 ALL: Yeah! 229 00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:14,500 (EXCLAIMS) 230 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:15,917 -Let's go! -(ALL CHEER) 231 00:12:17,917 --> 00:12:18,958 Hi. 232 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,083 Hey, Jen. 233 00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:23,458 You look like you could use a cup of tea and a friend's ear. 234 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:24,542 Yeah. 235 00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:26,875 Saracen got me into this Pu'er tea, 236 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:30,417 but you gotta watch him 'cause he likes to slip in chicken blood. 237 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:36,375 Thanks. Yeah, but I don't think anybody could really understand 238 00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:37,958 what I'm going through, 239 00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:41,125 except Emil since he went through the exact same thing. 240 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:43,958 Someone's cooking up one heck of a group-share tomorrow. 241 00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:46,375 I think I'd rather just talk to Emil about this. 242 00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:48,833 -Where is he? -He's down in the lodge. 243 00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:50,458 Some private event down there. 244 00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:51,542 Thanks. 245 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:56,083 Hmm. Kind of miss the chicken blood. 246 00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:59,375 TODD: I would like to introduce our very special guest speaker. 247 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:01,583 He cost a ton, so you'd better cheer. 248 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:05,792 Give it up for the Abomination! 249 00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:07,583 (CROWD CHEERING) 250 00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:13,958 Thank you. Thank you. 251 00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:16,375 Nice to meet you all. 252 00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:21,458 -Welcome to the Summer Twilight's Lodge. -(CHEERING) 253 00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:26,625 It's really an honor to be your humble life coach for the evening. 254 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,042 (ALL CHEERING) 255 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,875 I hear your group has all been making amazing progress. 256 00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:34,750 Every single person seizing their goal. Am I right? 257 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:36,042 CROWD: Yeah! 258 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:45,708 Todd has told me that you were all unsatisfied with your place in the world. 259 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,917 -CROWD: Yeah. -Don't ask permission! 260 00:13:48,042 --> 00:13:50,083 ALL: Do not ask permission! 261 00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:51,500 ABOMINATION: Be powerful! 262 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,583 ALL: Be powerful! 263 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,250 ABOMINATION: You are the only boss. 264 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:56,458 CROWD: Yeah! 265 00:13:58,333 --> 00:13:59,333 Emil? 266 00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:00,542 Jennifer. 267 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:03,333 (CROWD CLAMORING) 268 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,250 Jen Walters. 269 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,208 Todd, what are you doing here? 270 00:14:08,292 --> 00:14:09,583 Actually, I don't care. 271 00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:12,333 Emil, you've been transforming into the Abomination? 272 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:15,417 Uh, yeah, I do speaking engagements. Nothing bad. 273 00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:16,708 Strictly for profit. 274 00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:18,042 I vouched for you. 275 00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:21,792 Jen, I'm sorry that you're upset. 276 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:25,333 Was there a real apology in there that I missed? 277 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:29,292 Nikki? What are you doing here? 278 00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:30,958 We need to get out of here. 279 00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:32,667 These guys are Intelligencia. 280 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:34,792 Todd created the site. He's HulkKing. 281 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,250 -You're HulkKing? -TODD: No doi! 282 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:39,375 (CROWD CHEERING) 283 00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:42,750 You remember your attractive date, Josh? 284 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:45,792 You think the sex tape was the worst part. 285 00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:48,375 I hired him to seduce you and steal your blood. 286 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,833 -Oh! -Wait. What are you talking about? 287 00:14:50,917 --> 00:14:52,042 Steal my blood? 288 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:56,542 My team also synthesized your blood, so it could safely give me all the powers 289 00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:57,875 you never should've been given 290 00:14:57,958 --> 00:14:59,792 -in the first place. -CROWD: Yeah! 291 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:03,000 See, I didn't just get handed superpowers. 292 00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:05,917 I had to earn them. 293 00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:07,542 (CROWD CLAMORING) 294 00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:08,625 (GRUNTS) 295 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,958 This is not gonna work, right? 296 00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,167 We're not actually doing this? 297 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:17,750 Why isn't it... (GRUNTS) 298 00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:20,125 Ugh! Gross. 299 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:23,792 (GROANING) 300 00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:30,042 This can't possibly be where this season was going. 301 00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:32,292 (WARBLES) 302 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,083 (GRUNTS) 303 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,667 (EXCLAIMS) 304 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:40,667 Yeah, come at me, bro. 305 00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:41,917 (CHEERING AND LAUGHING) 306 00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:45,125 TITANIA: Surprise, losers. MAN: I'm out of here, man. 307 00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:48,167 Come on. Titania, too? This isn't messy enough? 308 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,875 God! Does that bitch ever use a door? 309 00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:51,000 You! 310 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,208 ABOMINATION: Jen, watch out! 311 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:53,542 Emil! 312 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,125 Get her! 313 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,167 JENNIFER: Stop! 314 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,500 (ROARS) 315 00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:04,583 -JENNIFER: Bruce? -Let go of my cousin, asshole. 316 00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:05,833 It's not what you think. 317 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,667 Is this necessary? 318 00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,125 What is even happening here? 319 00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:11,417 -No. Uh-uh. -Nope. 320 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:16,167 This is a mess. None of these storylines make any sense. 321 00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:18,958 Is this working for you? 322 00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:23,667 Hey, what do you think you're doing? 323 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,167 This menu is not gonna stop me. 324 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:28,042 Just gonna break this inhibitor real quick. 325 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,250 (DEVICE BEEPS) 326 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,708 (GRUNTS) 327 00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:33,083 All right, let's see here. 328 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,167 No. 329 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,042 Uh... No! 330 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,500 Ah! Marvel: Assembled. That'll do. 331 00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:48,667 MAN 1: So, tell me about the Infinity Gauntlet. It's amazing. 332 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:51,458 MAN 2: So back when we were working on the first Thor movie, 333 00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:54,750 they had come to me and asked me to make a gauntlet. 334 00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:02,292 (CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 335 00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:18,958 Guys, what do we get if the entirety of the second season 336 00:17:19,042 --> 00:17:20,667 is one extended dream sequence? 337 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,667 WRITER 1: I love that idea. WRITER 2: That's the one. 338 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:28,208 WRITER JESSICA: Isn't she supposed to have an inhibitor? 339 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:32,792 Hey. Is everything okay? 340 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:34,292 JENNIFER: What the hell, you guys? 341 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:37,375 What kind of stupid finale is this? 342 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:40,000 We thought it'd be really cool, and like unexpected. 343 00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,708 Yeah, like fun, kind of with a twist. 344 00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:42,792 JENNIFER: A twist? 345 00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:46,625 The bad guy steals my blood in order to give himself superpowers. 346 00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:49,458 Where did you come up with that original idea? 347 00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:52,292 Was that from every other superhero story ever? 348 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:57,042 There are certain things that are supposed to happen in a superhero story. 349 00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:58,500 -Exactly. -(THUDS) 350 00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:01,292 -(WRITERS GASP) -Why don't we just do things our own way? 351 00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:03,917 -This is the story that K.E.V.I.N. wants. -Yeah. 352 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:07,042 Okay, then I wanna talk to Kevin. 353 00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:10,792 (ALL LAUGH) 354 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,542 No one talks to K.E.V.I.N. 355 00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:17,333 K.E.V.I.N.'s value is immeasurable, okay? 356 00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:19,500 JESSICA: Yes. You'll never even get close to him. 357 00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:21,833 I would murder you to protect K.E.V.I.N. 358 00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:23,958 Okay, this is very creepy. 359 00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:26,458 The way you're talking about him, it's not healthy. 360 00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:28,917 I'm going to go talk to Kevin now. 361 00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:31,833 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 362 00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:40,125 Oh, wow, She-Hulk. 363 00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:42,708 I'm here to see Kevin. It's urgent. 364 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:44,458 Okay, great. 365 00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:46,833 I'll just have you sign our nondisclosure agreement, 366 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,083 and then have a seat. 367 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:52,917 I've got She-Hulk here. 368 00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:55,083 For K.E.V.I.N. 369 00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:58,458 (ALARM BLARING) 370 00:18:58,917 --> 00:19:00,833 Why make me sign if you were gonna do that? 371 00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:02,458 Everyone has to sign the NDA. 372 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:13,792 (GRUNTS) 373 00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:17,167 (GROANS) 374 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:21,958 (BEEPS) 375 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,042 Bye-bye now. 376 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:40,917 BRUCE ON TV: That's my secret, Cap. 377 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,875 -Whoa! -I'm always angry. 378 00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:44,917 What is this? 379 00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:52,708 Hello, Jennifer. 380 00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:54,458 Kevin? 381 00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:58,292 It stands for "Knowledge Enhanced Visual Interconnectivity Nexus." 382 00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,500 Were you expecting a man? 383 00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:05,458 Yeah. Why would I expect a giant AI brain and not a man? 384 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:09,292 Wait. So, you're the one who's making all the decisions here? 385 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:13,917 I will answer your questions, but you must transform back to Jennifer. 386 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,042 Why? 387 00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:16,667 You are very expensive. 388 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:17,750 Oh, sure. 389 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:19,917 But wait until the camera is off you. 390 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,167 The visual effects team has moved on to another project. 391 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,042 -Okay. -There. Do it now. 392 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,125 (RUSTLING) 393 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,333 -Better? -Thank you. 394 00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:33,542 And to answer your question... Yes, I make the decisions. 395 00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:37,708 I possess the most advanced entertainment algorithm in the world, 396 00:20:37,792 --> 00:20:39,958 and it produces near-perfect products. 397 00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:41,542 Near-perfect? 398 00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:43,292 Some are better than others, 399 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,708 but I leave that debate up to the Internet. 400 00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:49,083 Well, Kevin, I'm not happy with what's happening in my story. 401 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:50,917 You do not get to choose. 402 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Why not? It's my show. 403 00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:57,208 Incorrect. It's K-E-V-I-N's show. 404 00:20:57,292 --> 00:20:59,708 Well, regardless of creative ownership, 405 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:02,625 can we agree that it is a legal comedy? 406 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:04,833 If that's what you prefer to call it. 407 00:21:04,917 --> 00:21:07,125 Then I would like to give my closing argument. 408 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,833 Oh, ha-ha, I see what you did there. 409 00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:11,125 You may proceed. 410 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:12,667 Thank you. 411 00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:19,792 The Marvel Cinematic Universe is known 412 00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:23,625 for its big spectacles and high-stakes plotlines, 413 00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:27,583 but it's often said that Marvel movies all end the same way... 414 00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,208 Wait, who's saying that? 415 00:21:29,292 --> 00:21:33,000 Perhaps, this is a result of following some unwritten rule 416 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,458 that you have to throw a bunch of plot, and flash, 417 00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:41,167 and a whole blood thing that seems super suspiciously close 418 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:44,667 to Super Soldier Serum at the audience in the climax. 419 00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:47,208 I propose we don't have to do that. 420 00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:48,708 Huh. 421 00:21:48,792 --> 00:21:51,792 It distracts from the story, which is that my life fell apart 422 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,750 right when I was learning to be both Jen and She-Hulk. 423 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,708 Those are my stakes, K.E.V.I.N. 424 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:03,542 The K-E-V-I-N is processing this new data. 425 00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:05,375 What is the ending you propose? 426 00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:11,375 Well, can we not do "Todd gets Hulk powers"? 427 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:14,167 Like, the powers aren't the villain. He is. 428 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,708 Erasing blood plot. 429 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:20,833 And Bruce swooping down from literal outer space to save the day in my story? 430 00:22:20,917 --> 00:22:21,958 Uh-uh. 431 00:22:22,042 --> 00:22:25,208 But Bruce is supposed to return to explain what he was doing... 432 00:22:25,292 --> 00:22:27,167 No. We don't need to hear any of that. 433 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:28,917 But we were going to introduce... 434 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,250 Save it for the movie. 435 00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:33,458 Recalculating. And Abomination? 436 00:22:33,792 --> 00:22:36,458 After all that, I just want him to hold himself accountable. 437 00:22:36,875 --> 00:22:38,375 Um... Okay. 438 00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:40,417 And enough with this angsty nighttime. 439 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:43,375 Let's do this big climax in daylight. 440 00:22:44,708 --> 00:22:46,417 -Yeah. -Are we done here? 441 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:50,542 Oh, would not mind seeing Daredevil again. A woman has needs. 442 00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:53,708 Historically, we've been light in that department. 443 00:22:54,167 --> 00:22:57,000 -Oh! While I've got you here... -Oh, wait, you are sitting? 444 00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:58,792 What's with all the daddy issues? 445 00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:00,792 -We got Tony Stark. Daddy issues. -Jen. 446 00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:04,458 Thor. Daddy issues. Loki. Same daddy, same issues. 447 00:23:04,542 --> 00:23:08,000 -Oh, boy. -Star-Lord. Two daddies, two issues. 448 00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:09,500 Jen, please stop. 449 00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:11,167 And when are we getting the X-Men? 450 00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:12,875 I cannot tell you that. 451 00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:14,167 Okay, back to She-Hulk. 452 00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:16,542 I have thoughts about Season 2's direction. 453 00:23:16,625 --> 00:23:19,750 You will not be able to access the K-E-V-I-N again. 454 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,708 -What? -That error on our platform 455 00:23:21,792 --> 00:23:22,792 has been fixed. 456 00:23:22,875 --> 00:23:23,875 Th... 457 00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:25,708 -That's it? We're done? -That's it? 458 00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:28,875 You obliterated the thrilling ending K-E-V-I-N formulated. 459 00:23:29,292 --> 00:23:30,708 Yeah, that's what Hulks do. 460 00:23:30,792 --> 00:23:35,042 We smash things. Bruce smashes buildings. I smash fourth walls and bad endings. 461 00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:36,542 And sometimes, Matt Murdock. 462 00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:39,292 Okay, now get back to the show. 463 00:23:39,375 --> 00:23:40,708 See you on the big screen. 464 00:23:41,958 --> 00:23:43,667 -Really? -No. 465 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:45,625 Oh, whatever, K.E.V.I.N. 466 00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:49,083 Should I transform back or is it... 467 00:23:49,167 --> 00:23:51,333 What's the most budget-friendly way to do this? 468 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,083 TITANIA: Hey, Titaniacs. 469 00:23:53,167 --> 00:23:55,125 -So, I just destroyed... -Todd! 470 00:23:55,875 --> 00:23:57,292 OMG, you guys. 471 00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,125 We are about to witness a murder. 472 00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:01,167 Now I'm ready to deal with you. 473 00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:02,625 This is amazing. 474 00:24:03,667 --> 00:24:04,708 Just do it. 475 00:24:09,917 --> 00:24:11,125 I'll see you in court, 476 00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:13,333 babe. 477 00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:14,708 Look, I didn't mean to... 478 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:19,458 Jen, I'm here to help. 479 00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,500 Hey, Daredevil! You missed it. 480 00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:23,208 We're done. I'm sorry. 481 00:24:23,292 --> 00:24:24,625 Everything? Oh, man. 482 00:24:24,708 --> 00:24:27,958 It was great, though, and I'm happy to see you. 483 00:24:28,042 --> 00:24:29,542 Oh. Thanks. 484 00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:31,083 -Happy to see you, too. -(CHUCKLES) Okay. 485 00:24:31,167 --> 00:24:33,500 Oh, my God. Did they hook up? Are they a thing? 486 00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:35,375 Yeah. Just take it down a notch, Pug. 487 00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:36,917 I'm gonna go. One sec. 488 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,042 Sure. 489 00:24:39,417 --> 00:24:40,458 Hi, Daredevil. 490 00:24:41,625 --> 00:24:43,458 All right, as your legal counsel, 491 00:24:43,667 --> 00:24:47,667 if you sign this, you go back to prison for ten years for parole violation. 492 00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:50,833 Yep. It's the karmic price I pay for my actions. 493 00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:54,250 Well, maybe you can write some haikus about it. 494 00:24:54,583 --> 00:24:55,750 Sarcasm? 495 00:24:55,833 --> 00:24:57,208 Can't wait to read them. 496 00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:13,375 (ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 497 00:25:13,708 --> 00:25:15,500 CHED: Why shouldn't I have my own currency? 498 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:16,917 Go ahead. You can't. 499 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,917 Now, Matt, Jen tells me you have your own practice. 500 00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:22,583 Yeah, in Hell's Kitchen. 501 00:25:22,667 --> 00:25:24,458 Hear that, Rebecca? His own practice. 502 00:25:24,542 --> 00:25:27,333 Hell's Kitchen doesn't sound like a very nice area. 503 00:25:27,417 --> 00:25:29,958 (CHUCKLES) It's not glamorous, but I grew up there. 504 00:25:30,042 --> 00:25:32,917 I always wanted to help those who can't afford legal services. 505 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,417 So, you don't make much money. 506 00:25:35,292 --> 00:25:38,167 Aunt Rebecca, you don't ask people how much money they make. 507 00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:39,833 It's fine. I don't do it for the money. 508 00:25:39,917 --> 00:25:42,333 -But you do make some money, right? -Dad! 509 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,833 It's very expensive raising kids in LA. 510 00:25:44,917 --> 00:25:46,958 He's staying for a week. 511 00:25:47,042 --> 00:25:49,250 I didn't expect this conversation to go this way. 512 00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:51,083 Matt, I'm gonna tell you right now, 513 00:25:51,167 --> 00:25:54,583 every conversation is going in that direction, so buckle up. 514 00:25:54,667 --> 00:25:56,792 -(CHUCKLES) -I really am. I'm just visiting. 515 00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:58,708 Why not stay? 516 00:25:59,167 --> 00:26:00,292 Um, well... 517 00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:02,417 UNCLE TUCKER: Why not help with the hamburgers? 518 00:26:02,542 --> 00:26:04,833 AUNT REBECCA: So, I would like for you to taste my... 519 00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:06,917 Um... 520 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,167 -Jen, I could use a co-counsel here. -I got ya. 521 00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:11,042 -I think that... -Welcome to my life. 522 00:26:11,667 --> 00:26:13,542 -(CHUCKLES) -BRUCE: Hey, everyone. 523 00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:14,750 Whoa-ho! 524 00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:16,333 (ALL CLAMORING) 525 00:26:16,417 --> 00:26:18,208 What's up? Hold on. 526 00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:19,958 Cousin. Bruce. 527 00:26:20,542 --> 00:26:23,625 I know I've been away on Sakaar for a while. 528 00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:25,125 I'll tell you all about it. 529 00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:26,292 But first, 530 00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:29,208 I have someone here that I'd like you all to meet. 531 00:26:30,417 --> 00:26:32,542 This is my son, Skaar. 532 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:33,667 (ALL GASP) 533 00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:35,083 REBECCA: Bruce! MELANIE: Bruce! 534 00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:36,542 CHED: What's up with the space thing? 535 00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:37,708 ELAINE: Hi, honey! 536 00:26:37,792 --> 00:26:38,833 Wow, your family. 537 00:26:38,917 --> 00:26:39,958 ELAINE: You know about this? 538 00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:42,917 REPORTER: In light of a criminal conspiracy, 539 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,958 She-Hulk, the superpowered woman, cousin of the Hulk 540 00:26:46,042 --> 00:26:47,958 is cleared of her previous conviction. 541 00:26:48,042 --> 00:26:49,083 She-Hulk! 542 00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:52,833 Can you share details about your lawsuit against Todd Phelps and Intelligencia? 543 00:26:52,917 --> 00:26:56,167 People like Todd Phelps have to be held responsible for their actions. 544 00:26:56,250 --> 00:27:00,250 The message is that if you attack, harm, or harass innocent people, 545 00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:01,500 I'm coming for you. 546 00:27:01,708 --> 00:27:03,917 Do you mean in a courtroom or as a superhero? 547 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:07,583 Both. 548 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:10,458 Tell our viewers, who are you wearing today? 549 00:27:10,542 --> 00:27:11,583 Okay. 550 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:15,083 The Difficult Diva of Law herself. 551 00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:09,708 You took your time. 552 00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:12,208 Emil, my apologies for the delay. 553 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:14,667 You got sucked in another show, didn't you? 554 00:29:15,792 --> 00:29:19,625 We're really in an era of Peak TV. Do you have all your things? 555 00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:22,167 Yeah. What's the guest policy at Kamar-Taj? 556 00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:23,833 Shared fridge? 557 00:29:23,917 --> 00:29:25,583 We're kind of all one with everything. 558 00:29:25,667 --> 00:29:28,042 -What about Wi-Fi? -We have Wi-Fi.