My condolences, sir.
It's never easy to say goodbye to someone.
It's even harder when it's a parent.
That's kind of you. Excuse me.
Hey, wait.
Uh... He was always such a thoughtful man, Mr Chavez. I was truly devastated when I
heard what happened. But, you should know...
Yeah?
Before your father passed away,
he was going to buy your mom this property for their 40th wedding
- anniversary. - Uh, hang on a second, Mr.
- Huh? - Chavez isn't my father.
I'm his financial advisor, but um, he was always so kind to me.
He was like a father.
There! Those are his children.
Were you actually sorry or were you just trying to sell me a house?
- Excuse me, I'm grieving too. - I just thought that since
his kids were gonna be here, it was a good opportunity
to speak face to face.
How do I look?
You look great. Um... Just smile.
Who told you that? No way, it's not gonna happen. Yes?
- Good evening. Hello. - I'm Jessa Baluarte.
I'm a licenced real estate agent.
I just want to offer my deepest condolences to you guys. Anyway, before
your father passed, there was a property that he was...
- Thank you. - Seriously? At our father's wake?
Can't you see our family's still grieving?
- No, no. I mean, I mean no disrespect. - Don't you have an ounce of decency?
Oh, God
Ahh...
Hi, I'm Ray Cruz, your dad's financial advisor.
Actually, your father was planning on buying this house.
He thought it would bring you back together.
We're not a broken family.
Uh, oh, in a sense. Yes, that's true.
Although he did often tell me that as each of you grew older,
you stopped coming to visit.
He wondered if your childhood home was too small,
too ugly...
He was hoping that a new property that's bigger and more elegant might encourage
you to visit more often.
Dad!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
You know that's the biggest property I've ever sold. Thank you for the endorsement.
No problem. People like us need to
look out for each other.
People like us?
Yeah. You know, those of us in the aspirational class.
Trying to climb the social ladder,
to reach the level of the elites that we work for.
We're the struggling middle class.
What makes you think I'm part of the struggling middle class?
You were at a funeral to sell property.
You saw an opportunity to make money,
and you took it.
You're saying I'm a social climber?
I'm saying that you're determined,
and I respect you for it.
I mean it.
What?
That's bull.
- It's not bull! - It's bull!
You're only saying that because you wanna sell me insurance.
I'm not trying to sell you anything.
So you're only here cause I offered to buy you a meal?
No.
- So, what do you want? - I want you.
What was that?
I want you.
You available?
What is it?
Hey, hey. Are we really doing this? Are we really doing this? Right here.
- What? - Yeah? Here's good. Mm... Mhm, it's
- fine. Don't you like the view up here? - Right here? Are you
sure it's not too cramped?
I do.
Whoa.
I think I saw God.
Thanks for picking me up and for taking me back home.
Can we go to a drive through?
- I am getting really... - Oh, you're hungry?
Oh, what? Oh, what? What's that? Huh? No way! What's that? Huh? No way!
Here. Ahhh...!!
- Hmm? - We cuddled.
We cuddled!
- We were cuddling? - Yeah.
Wasn't that against the rules?
It's fine, it's just cuddling.
Hey, hey, what's wrong? Hey... Um, you wanna talk about it?
I worked so hard for that client and they bought from another agent instead.
- Ra! - Oh, Jessa!! That's it. I'm not watching.
- You're gonna be the first one to strip. - What? No,
- you will be. - You were so scared!
It wasn't funny.
Loser!
I worked so hard and it was all for nothing.
Hey.
Safety first!
Nothing.
It's nothing. I'm not, I'm not. It isn't finished yet. No, it isn't ready. It's not
- finished. No, it isn't finished. - What are you doing? Show me! You better
not be making fun of me. Let me see? Give it to me! Let me see.
- What is it? What is it? - I'll show you when it's ready, ok.
- Come on! Give it here! - It isn't done.
- Give it here! - Not yet, I'm still working on it.
Come on, you have to show me. Give it here!
It isn't finished!
I just started drawing again.
- It's amazing! It really is. - Really?
Because you're amazing.
I mean it. Seriously, you're really good.
Why doesn't your work have anything to do with art?
I can't afford to be an artist.
There's no money in art. I'll get back into it properly
one day when I'm wealthy. Until then...
I'm chasing a different dream.
What do you dream about?
You wanna know what my dream is?
- Mm. Brace myself? OK! - Brace yourself. Give me a minute.
I want to be wealthy. I mean,
so wealthy that I could buy whatever the hell
I want. A mansion with a pristine view.
It'll have 3 floors,
the most contemporary architecture, except on the facade. Victorian detailing.
A portico entrance with Greek columns.
Hardwood double doors and when you open them,
a grand staircase with a crystal chandelier.
I want a pool with mosaic tiles!
And I'll sleep in a four poster bed with velvet upholstery and silk curtains.
That's it.
Kinda like this?
Hm?
Ok. Now, this is my dream too. I want a house just like that.
Did you just...?
Stop stealing my dream.
I'm not.
You know Jessa,
I grew up in an orphanage.
So I mean it when I say that I've always dreamt of having my own home,
with someone I love.
Someone who loves me.
I'll do anything to make your dream come true.
Because,
now you're my dream.
Jessa,
will you be my girlfriend?
- Loving me isn't easy. - Are you sure about this?
Of course I am.
There's so much that I still want to do.
I'm dramatic. I'm moody. You sure you can deal with that?
Whatever it takes to be with you. You'll always be worth it.
Do you want to be with me?
Well?
Huh?
- OK! - Ok?
Yes!
Yes! Thank you! I love you.
- I love you. - Who was that for?
For you!
I promise that I will make our dream come true.
- Promise? Promise? - Promise.
I promise.
Don't cry.
- I'm not crying! - You really are dramatic.
Shoot! Hon, how do I look?
You look great, but your clothes are all wrinkled.
Ugh...
Madam Adele suddenly moved the viewing from next week to this week!
I haven't properly cleaned the property.
OK, that's the best I can do.
- Just show them your pretty smile. - A pretty smile isn't going to work.
All right, all right.
Relax, relax. Inhale, inhale. Exhale. OK, one more. Inhale... Exhale.
You're skilled,
you're smart and you're so pretty.
You've got this.
Thank you, hon. I gotta go. What?
Hon. You forgot something.
What?
What is it?
I gotta go. What's that?
Two years today.
Happy anniversary!!
It's today.
- I'm sorry. I can't believe I forgot. - It's ok!
I love you.
Any special requests for our feast tonight?
- Ice cream! - Double Dutch? Bye bye.
- Yes! - Bye, I love you. I love
- you. Take care. See you later. - I love you. Take care, have a good day.
This house was designed by a renowned Polish architect.
As you can see,
it's very modern in design.
The open floor layout is what gives it its unique atmosphere.
Right behind you is the dining area.
Miss, miss. Uh, please slow down. My wife would like to take it in.
Yes?
Oh, sorry.
Oh, look at the ceiling fan, it's hideous.
Um, ma'am?
That's a feature of the room. It's modern architecture, it's the fashion right now.
- It's big in Europe. Yes. - Really?
- Scary. - What the hell?
Now this is your master bedroom.
Beautiful, isn't it?
The bright walls and earthy tones really complement the wooden furniture.
And from here, you can gaze at the expansive backyard,
starting with this koi pond.
And behold your personal oasis, you know,
just picture yourself out here during the weekends.
You might have kids swimming over here.
And the adults are here seated on chair beds, sipping on cold drinks.
Just divine.
It looked nice in the photos, but in person it's shoddy.
- Hm. - Um, I understand.
I really do apologise,
sir, ma'am.
Just so you know, I only took over this property recently.
I'm so sorry.
Well, the potential is there. What I'm having a hard time
figuring out is, the vibe.
I feel like it just needs a little clean.
Please. Just give this house a chance. Great.
- Fine. - Let's schedule another viewing.
This time,
for my sister.
Her name is Regine.
Now, if she approves, we'll take it. But if she doesn't...
- I'm sorry. - Great. OK.
- Bro. Sorry I'm late. Traffic, huh. - So... how's things?
Ray, I'm gonna have to fire you as my financial advisor.
Why?
What happened to my investment in ProsperFast?
Bro, just give your investment some time.
Our investment Even Jessa and I have invested.
Then we're all screwed, bro. Tell me about the CEO of ProsperFast?
Hansel?
He's reliable, I've known him for ages.
Really?
There is absolutely no way that he did this.
Why would he scam us? The guy's rich.
The guy's rich coz he's a scammer! What? You you think the rich don't scam people?
Are you really that naive?
Hi hon. Happy anniversary! How are you going?
- Hi! - Happy anniversary. I'm all right. Wait,
- not now. I feel gross. The commute took - forever. The pollution
- is so bad in Manila. - Mm mmm.
And it was so cramped.
How did the viewing go?
It's a no...
for now.
But I convinced Madame Adele to give me a second chance.
That's great! I think you've earned yourself a reward!
Oh!
I completely forgot!
It's melted.
Didn't I tell you the fridge needs to be repaired?
We don't have a working freezer. Come on, honey. How many times have I told you?
Hon, just leave it. I'll take care of it, it's probably a broken part.
Whatever.
I'm sorry, hon.
Sorry? Don't be sorry, it's just ice cream.
Unless there's some other reason that you're sorry?
- Course not. - I'm sorry that this is our life.
Hm?
But we're happy, aren't we? Happy two years! I love you.
Very happy. Happy two years. I love you.
Hey! Hey, you! Hey. Get out here. Come on. Hey! Hey.
- Hey! Hey, Ray! - Hey, you two get your
- asses out here right now. - What kind of scam have
you got us into, huh?
This is why it's been nothing for months. Now we know how Hansel got rich.
This is unbelievable!
Yeah! Everything I have... I put everything I have into ProsperFast, Ok?
What is this? A sick joke? Huh? 10 years of savings!
- Is that right? Oh, wow. - Listen to me. Please.
I'm going to get everyone's money back, just be patient.
- Oh... Ok, yeah. - Sure you are. Yeah.
Yeah. Like I believe you.
Hey, you should probably know, a lot of us borrowed money from Boss Gil.
- Yeah, boss Hill. What you gonna tell him? - Woah... you hear that?
He only invested cause you promised him a jackpot too.
I just need to find Hansel and then I can get everyone's money back.
Like that's gonna happen.
The police can't find him. Think you can?
And when Boss Gil finds out about ProsperFast,
both of you are screwed!
You heard the man.
Didn't you vet Hansel?
Hon, you're the one who told me to recruit the neighbours.
Can we not blame each other? We have 2.6 million to pay back.
This is worth 20, 000. You're really going to sell them?
I think I can get around 50,000.
I've got an idea.
I'll make 3 million commission on this place,
more than enough to fix our problems.
But hon, that's your money.
I don't feel right about using it to pay back the residents.
You got a better idea?
Go and get a mop and a vacuum. We're cleaning up.
Are you all right?
Fine
- Hon? Hon, hon! - Please be careful, that's expensive.
- Yeah. - My bad. You're pretty when you're mad.
I love you so much.
Cheeky.
Why do you need that much money?
Ray got scammed, Dad.
I need to borrow money so we can pay back the downline investors what they're owed.
Scammed!? Have you learned nothing Jessa?
I thought I told you that this was a bad investment, huh? Stop listening to Ray!
Leave him. Come live with me on the farm.
I'm not going to do what mom did when you got scammed. That's not who I am, Dad.
I love Ray. I'm not going to leave him.
Good afternoon, Madam Adele. How are you? Uh,
I'm just following up to see when your sister wants to view 12 Cassiopeia?
Oh, she's on sabbatical!
Well, update me if anything changes, ok? Thanks, bye. God bless.
Hon, how about a break?
To us! My love!
Ray! Where did you get this wine from?
Huh?
- That was so good. - I know, right?
So good.
I think that one might have been my favourite. You should see yourself,
you're wasted!
You know, hon, you deserve this.
- I know, yeah. Oh? - We do! Ooh, this could be our
early celebration for the sale.
Soon this place will sell.
I'm sure of it. Look how nice this place is. Oh! Should I get more wine?
I know, right? But you know what though?
That stupid mask,
I keep forgetting about it!
You're seriously drunk.
- You're so wasted. - No, I'm not. Are you
- seriously calling me drunk? - Yeah.
You're drunk.
I'm not! I'm not drunk, ok? I'm not. Are you calling me a drunk?
I know a drunk when I see one.
I'm a drunk?
You should see yourself!
You look like you just crawled out of bed.
You are so full of crap.
What is your wish, my princess?
Anything you want shall be yours.
You're something else,
I mean it.
Haven't you said before you'd do anything to make my dream come true? What happened?
What happened? Where is it?
You were cute back then though,
such a cute boy.
I just got so hooked on you,
like you just reeled me in.
I thought by now we'd be living somewhere like this!
But no, where are we?
In that rundown sweaty sunshine condo!
Do you have any idea what it's like when we have sex?
That place is disgusting, everything's so sticky.
That's not the life I want.
But I just can't leave.
Ugh, I said it. I can't leave. Because you just get me.
You excite me. You know everything about me.
You make me happy despite the way you are.
Do you regret choosing to be with me?
No. Maybe.
Hey, come on, what are you doing?
Ray? Ray.
Can't we just calm down a bit?
Ray.
Hah! Ooh la la!!
Here we go!! You're coming with me!
Oh, Ray.
- Mommy! Help!! - Mommy can't help you. I've got you.
- Gosh! Who are they? What are they doing? - Oh my God! Who is
- that? What are they doing? - No, stop! No. Stop.
Did Mrs. Segovia finally sell the place?
- Come here! Come here! - Oh! They must be our new neighbors!
Oh, they must be our new neighbours.
Good... Good morning.
Actually... afternoon!
Oh!
I'm Madeleine Montecillo and I'd like you to meet my husband, Chief Superintendent
- Fidel Montecillo! - Retired!
Actually, we live next door.
So you and your husband are the new homeowners of 12 Cassiopeia?
- Yeah! - My... my husband?
Uh, it's just me here at the moment.
We saw you both last night in the pool! Huh?! May I just say that's an interesting
- way to, uh, bless a house! - Puppy, stop it!
Well, welcome to Vineyard Hills!
A little something from us. This is a chocolate Belgian truffle,
homemade by me and my daughter,
Carlotta. Enjoy!
- Mm... thank you. - - Oh! Oops. - Ooh, I am so sorry.
Ooh! Wow, it's really heavy.
Ok, thank you.
Uh, wait!
Oh!
This used to be a splendid mansion when Mrs.
Segovia used to live here.
But, you know, when she decided to migrate to Europe,
it, um...
- Lost its charm. - Actually we're not the...
Honey, they're still decorating it. They'll have it renovated.
They just moved in. You must be the man of the house!
Hi neighbour!
Good morning.
- Actually, afternoon. - Actually, afternoon! You see, we're on
the same wavelength! We should be friends.
Honey, honey! Why don't we invite them to the
event later, at the Country Club.
The costume party! You should come!
Who are these people?
Um, I'm not sure if we can, um, because... Close your robe. Um...
We don't have any costumes and it's kind of short notice.
Uh, no need!
It doesn't matter if you don't have any costume.
I want you to get to know the other homeowners.
It's just you won't be eligible to win the cash prize.
- There's a cash prize? - The household with the best
costume will win 100,000 pesos.
100000.0
- Who is that? - I thought this party was
- exclusive to homeowners. - Hon! Hon! I managed to get hold of these
- costumes that one of my clients had made - for a pageant. Come on,
- let's go get dressed. - Hon, did you see their costumes?
I don't know if I can go through with this, hon.
I don't think I can go out there and fake it.
It's 100,000 pesos.
Oh... Look at them.
We're going to be scamming homeowners! Homeowners!
No, it isn't...
This is different and it's not like they need the money. We need that money. Hon,
please. Let's just try. Please?
I don't think I can.
I know you can. We're in this together. OK?
OK. OK!
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the 5th Vineyard Hills Homeowners Dress-up Gala. Organised by the
Vineyard Hills Homeowners Association. Tonight is special because our theme is...
Yeah!
Save Mother Earth!
Mr. Theo and Mrs. Danica Divinagracia.
The Tanjuatco Family, headed by Mr.
- Gerry and Mrs. Ivy Tanjuatco! - The newlyweds, Mr. Blue Jimenez and Mrs.
Carlotta Montecillo Jimenez. Last but not least, Mr Kiefer and
- Mrs. Penelope Regalado. - Mr Kiefer...
Hon, why aren't we on the list?
Those are our names. I'm Penelope, your Kiefer!
Kiefer?!
Who are they?
What are they wearing?
Are those spoons?
Hey, hey, hey, Penelope, I'd like you to meet my ladies.
They are Ruby, Genevieve, Elise and Lavinia!
They were among the first homeowners here at Vineyard Hills.
Oh! Ok, Ok. Hmm.
Yes, actually way back in 2012 we bought. Back then it was basically just me
- and Elise here. - Mm
- Wow, nice to meet you! - Oh wow! Nice to meet you all.
What? Oh!
Hello,
I'm... I'm Mr Wendell Tecson.
I'm the president of the Vineyard Hills Homeowners Association and I would like
to personally, cordially, Hi.
Formally welcome you to our humble village. Right, girls?
Yes. Yes.
Welcome. By the way, who made your costumes?
They're so out of the box.
- I made the costumes myself. - Wow, they're very unique.
- Interesting. - Interesting.
I wish you well tonight.
Good luck and enjoy the night.
Cheers!
All right, all right! Announcing our top two finalists. Mr. Blue Jimenez and Mrs.
- Carlotta Montecillo Jimenez. - Oh! Thank you! Hi! Hi.
Go, babe!
Wow!
- Oh! - Oh!! Penolope!
Wonderful. Simply wonderful. Bravo, bravo! Bravo, bravo everyone.
Amazing! Well done. Great costume! Amazing.
All right. Blue and Carlotta, what can you tell us about your costumes?
Flowers. Who doesn't like flowers, right? They're pretty, colourful, fragrant even.
Right, babe?
I just can't imagine a world without flowers.
I think if we want to save our planet, we should plant more flowers. Thank you.
Thank you so much! Thank you so much! And, how about Mr Kiefer and Mrs. Penelope?
A pleasant evening to our fellow Vineyard Hills homeowners.
My husband and I are thrilled to be part of this vibrant and socially
conscious community.
When we found out the theme of the event was 'Save Mother Earth',
we thought this would be a fitting costume concept.
Art made of recyclables!
- Bravo! Well done! - Oh, isn't that just darling!
We aim to show that one person's garbage can be another person's masterpiece.
That if we become aware of the carbon footprints
left by our daily activities,
we would think twice about disposing of single-use plastics.
Recycling is King!
Well done. Bravo. Wonderful. Excellent. Yes.
Brilliant Bravo! Bravo! Well done.
- Oh! - What?!
What?!
Woohoo, yeah! Excellent! Bravo!
- Bravo! - Just wonderful. Alright.
Thanks so much, that's very kind of you. You see, I told you we'd win!!
Hey, these costumes turned out to be perfect!
They're only the perfect costumes because of that speech that you made. You
- heard me! - What was that? I didn't
hear you. Say it again.
- Damn it. Whose name's on the cheque? - What's wrong?
Look. Yours.
But if my real name's on the cheque, won't they find out?
Don't worry, I told them our financial advisor is Mr.
Raymond Cruz who has special power of attorney and is authorised to manage
our accounts.
You are a genius.
Hang on. Who are we going to pay back first?
Right. Who first?
Boss Gil, we're here to pay up.
How much you got?
100000.0
Shit! God damn it!
You borrowed half a million from me and you only brought 100,000?
Boss Gil, that's just the first payment. We're still getting the rest together.
How long?
Answer!
Can you give us 3 months? We'll pay you back in 3 months.
Angry muttering.
- Where's our money? Give us our money! - Yeah, we want our money back!
- There they are. I can see them. - Yeah, where is it?
Hey, we're not going anywhere. We'll pay all of you back as soon as we can.
- Oh my god. Can you believe this?! - Oh! Pay us back, huh?
Oh, what the hell? You're so full of shit.
We all got scammed here. Please try to understand...
- Huh? - That's enough.
I'm giving you 2 months to pay all of the money back and not just my money.
- Everyone's money. - Mm, mm, mmmm.
Hm, that's right. Hm.
And if you don't, I'm going to throw both of you off of this building.
Ouch! Boss Gil! Boss Gil, Boss Gil Boss Gil Boss Gil, Boss Gil, Boss Gil, Boss
Gil, Boss Gil, Boss Gil, Boss Gil, Boss Gil, Boss Gil.
Yeah. Boss Hill Boss Hill Boss Hill. Boss Hill Boss Hill Boss hill.
So, Madame Adele said it would be a month before her sister comes back.
In the meantime, we keep being Penelope and Kiefer.
Hon, are we really going to go through with this?
Here's the plan. We'll have a housewarming party.
Invite everyone in Vineyard Hills. We can sell all the gifts they bring.
There must be another other way.
We need 2.5 million in two months.
We have no choice but to keep the charade up.
What if I find some new clients and start working on...
Ray,
we need to be practical.
Do you really think anyone will trust you after the scam?
But won't they find out?
That's why, if we're going to do this,
we have to do it right. These are our biographies,
educational attainments,
list of accomplishments, skills. This is our history as a couple.
When we met, when we got engaged, when we got married,
and where we went on our honeymoon.
They'll believe it as long as we're confident.
What if they don't bring any gifts? Then this will all be for nothing.
You're so negative, of course they'll bring gifts.
Hi, you made it!
Of course! We are your friendly neighbours and I brought a little
- something for your house warming! Mmmm! - Oh! My gosh, you really didn't have to.
What if what they bring isn't enough?
Then we'll just dance for them.
- One, and two. One, and two. Throw it! - Yeah!!
I just throw it? Wait, so then everyone will
just start throwing money?
Yeah.
That's how they do it back in my dad's province.
Wait, wait. If Kiefer and Penelope are married, don't they need wedding rings?
Oh shit, you're right.
Here, this one looks bougie.
- How much? - Ok.
- 100 each. - 100?! You have to work on your
dancing. One, and two. One, and two. Hon! Hon?
100? All right, I'm trying.
- Hi ladies!! - Hon. Ah, boys in here. In here, boys.
Yeah! Why'd you look so stressed?
Smile.
Is that a TV?
Hey, I just thought of something.
We'll create our own foundation and ask them for donations.
Hon.
Hon, you said it yourself.
They don't need that money. We do.
We really need it.
What about this? Who are they?
Scholarships.
- Scholarships? - You can't just use pictures of
- random kids. Where did you get these? - Relax. They're just AI. Hon, we're in
- this together, ok? As long as we're - together it'll be all right.
Just AI?
- Jessa, I... - Shhh.
Penelope. Call me Penelope.
Like I said, all of them come from economically
challenged communities.
What always gets me is when you talk to the kids. They always say,
please help our parents, like, with agriculture.
That means more to them than their education.
Oh, how sad.
So that they don't have to worry,
on top of funding their studies,
Kiefer and I provide a monthly stipend to each of their families.
Oh, you're too kind. Too kind! How generous.
Thank you, it means a lot. It means a lot.
- I love it. I love it. I love it. - Yes.
- How can we contribute to your mission? - Yes.
Yeah.
Good question. Is anybody familiar with Kuratsa?
Yes.
- What's that? Uh... can someone Google it? - Kuratsa!
What is she talking about?
Oh Kiefer! Show them!
In the province my dad comes from when we raise funds, we do it through dance.
Oh, impressive.
- They're so charming! - Yeah. Oh.
- How delightful! - Wow, yes. Oh, beautiful. So graceful. Oh!
Beautiful couple.
Guys, if you'd like to donate, throw your money on the dance floor!!
- Oh, looks like we have our first! - Oh, Mrs. Lavinia! Our biggest
- donator. Show her how it's done, Madeline! - Are you going to let
- her beat you, Madeline? - Of course not!
Woo! Guys.
- Guys, feel free to join us. - Come on, everyone!
Yeah, join us, join us, join us. Join us, yes.
Come on. Come on! Everybody! That's it, that's it, that's it! Yes. Perfect!
Perfect! Yes, everybody! Good, good good. Let's go!
For education!
46, 47, 48. 248,000!
40K,
40K plus 248,000 in cash, equals 328,000 and we still need to sell off the
- housewarming gifts. - We should be able to get about
- 300,000 so we have 630,000. - Yes!
Thank you, Lord.
Just 1. 9 million more and we can pay
back everyone at Sunshine. Looks like all that time
I spent socialising with my rich block mates in college paid off.
You're beautiful and talented.
What?
Nothing.
What are you up to?
Nothing. You look hot in that suit. You look like a modern prince.
Oh no! Oi oi. Hey!
What are you doing? Hey, don't do that. Don't!
If you think I look hot in this. Just wait until I take it off.
No, don't, don't, don't.
Don't take it off.
Keep it on.
I like seeing you wear it.
Hm?
You look so good in it and I'm really tired. So tired.
What if... you just relax and let me do all the work? Yeah?
- Hmm. - Oh, not tonight. Can't we just
- cuddle. Please? Please? Thanks. - Ok.
Mm.
Love you.
I love you too, Kiefer.
Kiefer.
Good morning husband!! Morning! You're awake. You look so handsome. Are you
- hungry? - Morning. Mm,
you've really gone all out here.
Yes, what do you want?
Do you want cheese from Espana or from France?
Or sourdough?
Pick.
Do we have any pan de sal?
- Joking! I want sourdough. Sourdough. - Sourdough? Mm, sourdough.
Hey, I got an invite to join Madeline for a spa day. She said it's her treat.
Go, enjoy yourself.
Because after this,
it's back to DIY facial masks and back to eating pan de sal again.
- What's wrong with you? - You're being an ass.
- Why do you have to ruin it? - Hey, I'm sorry. Here, I'll take that. Ok?
Go, get ready. I'll clean up.
Mr. Tecson.
Good morning, Kiefer. I'm sorry I wasn't able to attend your housewarming. But I
hope it's not too late to give you my housewarming gift. Where should I put it?
Good morning.
Just put it here.
Thank you.
This piece is by a new artist.
Do you like it?
Well, if you don't like it now, wait for its value to increase.
You know it could go up.
It could go up to 4 million...?
Then you could sell it.
Sir, I couldn't sell this, it was a gift.
I buy and sell art,
I won't get offended.
If you have any art that you want to get rid of, like this piece...
Then we can do business.
Well, actually, you know I'm something of a painter myself, but it's more of a
- hobby at the moment. Yes, sir. - A hobby!
Many hobbies have become successful businesses.
Why don't you join us for golf?
Then we can further discuss your art and business.
- Oh!! - Whoa! Way to go Kiefer! You're too
modest! I thought you'd never played golf before? You're really good.
- It's just beginner's luck! - Yeah. You got lucky, Kiefer.
- Let's do equestrian next time. - Or polo?
I'll devour you for sure.
Sure, any time I'm not busy.
So Kiefer, have you ever thought of auctioning off your paintings?
Sir,
Um, I don't really know what people look for in paintings.
Uh, you know,
Kiefer,
rich people spend their money on the things
they don't see in their everyday lives.
Like agriculture, poverty,
indigenous rituals.
That's perfect, those are the exact subjects that I paint.
Hey, what about portraits? Do you ever paint your beautiful wife?
She's my muse,
of course.
Does she pose for you?
I'm sure she poses for you, huh?
If you know what I mean?!
When we first got together, me and Fidel,
we would frequently go at it like horny rabbits!!
But as time went by, he's gone cold.
At least you had a romantic stage in the beginning. George and I were literally an
arranged marriage by our parents. How mediaeval can you get?
Oh!
At least your husband isn't cheating on you.
- Huh? - Have you confronted him about it?
What's the point?
He'll only get better at hiding it, That asshole.
Oh,
I'm sorry, Penelope.
- You can't relate to what we're talking about. Forgive me. I told them
everything about what Fidel and I saw you and Kiefer doing -Um...
- the night before we first met! - Wow!
- I can't believe you told everyone. - It's nothing to be ashamed of.
- You have the perfect marriage, you know. - You have economic prosperity and yet you
- still have so much passion for each other. - How?
Please! Tell us your secret.
- Go on, tell us! - Go Penelope!
Go on.
Well... I actually have something to share with you. Ready?
Yeah? Oh, yes! Yes!
- Hon! - Hon!
What are you doing?
- It's part of my portfolio for Mr. Tecson. - It's another way we can
- make money. What do you think? - Ok.
There's something you need to see. Come with me.
Hon, what is this?
I discovered today that all the couples here got married for economic reasons.
Merging the family business, estate planning, tax breaks.
So?
So, I think we can profit from their boring marriages.
Ok, ladies!
- Yeah? Oh, ok. Ooh, wow. - Mhmmm?
When I first got together with Kiefer,
we went to this couples therapy,
in Germany.
- Mmm? - It's a fusion of scientifi
c th
eories and esoteric wisdom
from various native cultures.
It's super effective!
- Tell us everything! - Actually, Kiefer and I are
licenced to hold these kinds of seminars.
- Are you guys willing to try it? - Yes, yes! Sign me up.
- Yes, we're willing to pay any amount. - I will pay!
- What the hell are you thinking? - We don't know anything about therapy.
Hon, this is gonna be easy.
You love me, I love you.
We don't have any problems, do we?
Of course not. Especially Kiefer and Penelope.
We're experts in
love and romance, right?
Welcome to the first out of 7 days of this couple's therapy.
Who is ready to commit to bringing passion back to your marriage?
I want to hear everybody shout 'los geht's'.
That's 'let's go' in German! One,
two, three!
- Los geht's! Los geht's!. - Louder! Perfect.
Now Kiefer will distribute all of the welcome kits.
This is included in the package you purchased.
How many have signed up?
10 couples,
90,000 pesos each for a total of 900, 000 pesos.
Now,
get the sacred cloth from your kit and I want you to feel the texture.
And now,
put it over your head
and gaze deep into your partner's eyes.
Speak to them with your eyes.
It won't pop! It won't pop! 3...2...1... los geht's! C'mon guys, get that butt!
It didn't pop, you have to push. Three, two one. Los geht's! Let's go. Come on,
- everyone. - Yeah!
Now, speak with your touch.
Take your right hand and pinch the cheek of your partner.
Now feel your partner's energy. Mmm. Feel their soul. And, with your left hand,
- pinch your partner's nose. Harder! - Mmm.
Now everyone scream for one minute. Go!
Louder!
Alright! Happy last day, everybody.
I hope we've ignited some sparks in your marriages.
Yes, yes. Nice, oh, sweet. I hope you guys live a happy married life like me and
- Kiefer. - Sparks? We got all
- kinds of sparks. Oh, yeah. - Yes! Awww...
Um, guys? I'll leave you with Penelope, while I go get your certificates, OK?
- Thank you! Bye. Bye. - Yeah! Thank you!
Bye!
Uh Sir? I didn't see you come in. When did you get here?
Ha, you were all busy with your seminar, I didn't want to interrupt.
How's the portfolio coming along?
I'm just putting the finishing touches on it.
Hm. Quality control.
Fuck!
You know, you're not just good. You are great!
You really think so?
All living things on this earth have different forms of vibrations.
Does everyone agree?
So now what I want you guys to do, is to simply vibrate. Yes, vibrate. Vibrate
- like... - Huh? Vibrate? What?
- You got it? Go! - Oh, OK.
Do it guys!
Do it. Vibrate!
- Feel your senses awaken down there. - With our eyes closed?
Yeah. Vibrate. Vibrate.
Yes!
Oh, vibrate. Feel it! Don't stop, don't stop it.
Don't stop, keep vibrating. Uh, hello? Madam Adele?
My sister just arrived. She wants to see the property, now.
What?
Um, Ma'am, um, it's a bit out of the blue.
Regine is a very spontaneous person. If she doesn't view it now,
I doubt she ever will. She'll be there in an hour.
Wait. In an hour? Uh ok, uh, see you then.
Why don't we showcase all your new paintings through a grand exhibit!
I think it's about time for the Filipino art scene to know Maestro Kiefer Regalado.
Maestro Kiefer Regalado.
I'm not sure I deserve it.
I'm not sure I deserve it!?
Huh? Of course you freakin' deserve it.
That's why I'm organising your first exhibit.
- Ray. Ray! Sir, um... - Hon?
Who's Ray?
Oh, I said, babe, Babe!
You should check your hearing. -Babe, can I talk to you for a second? Bye, sir.
What are we gonna do? -Excuse me.
I don't know. Can't we just tell them there's been an emergency and they need to
- leave? Why? - We need a plan. Are you
kidding? There's no way.
Sorry, they paid for this.
If we don't think of something we'll be discovered.
What?
I have an idea.
Ladies and gentlemen.
- Please stop vibrating. - What?
Ok.
I was thinking since it's our last day together, instead of a group picture, how
about a group painting at the country club?
Oh?
I agree. I agree. Ah, painting to memorialise this, um, momentous gathering.
- Right? Yes. Right? What do you say? Game? - Right.
Yes! You up for it? Ok, everyone's on board Then let's proceed to the country
- club. OK, everybody. Let's go! - So you're in? Yes!
Yes. Go. Yes. Go. Go. Go.
- Ok ok ok, let's go. - How exciting.
I know. I like it. I love it. I love it.
It's taking so long, ha ha ha ha my cheeks are hurting. Ah ha ha ha ha...
Ha ha ha. Keep it together, mom! It's a good way to reduce buccal fat.
Good afternoon, Mrs. Mojave. I'm Jessa Baluarte,
and welcome to 12 Cassiopeia.
Please call me Regine, and you can call him Giovanni.
Oh!
This house was designed by a renowned Polish architect. And as you can see,
it's very modern in design. And the view...
Let Giovanni do his thing. He will decide if this house is the one.
What?
How does he let you know if he likes it?
As a vegetarian and a direct ascendant of the ancients,
I have a spiritual connection with animals.
Giovanni, will let me know. Mhmm.
That's strange.
What happened?
Giovanni never barks unless he finds some thing or someone! Giovanni! Giovanni!
- What's in there? Is someone in there? - Huh?
- That's the study. - We're the only ones here.
This house is inhabited by bad spirits.
- Even Giovanni knows it! - No, no, ma'am, you're wrong!
Giovanni, you're wrong!
- No! -I can assure you we've
I will tell my sister not to buy this ghost house.
Had it blessed by a monk.
Agh! Miss Regine, please, just one more chance. Oh.
We can book another viewing for you.
- Let's go. Just drive! - Giovanni!
- 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Woah... hmm? - 10, 9, 8, 7,6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Yay!!
What the fuck is that?
- Oh. Oh, puppy! - Which one am I?
Oh, you're right there.
Unbelievable!
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
- Kiefer's talent never ceases to amaze me. - What?
Pieces of this calibre are usually on big displays in places like Galerie des
Merveilles, in France or the Palazzio Ca' d'Oro in Italy.
Ooh?! Ahh! Wow.
- What? No way. - Hmm...
- Oh, yes! Yes. Bravo! Bravo! - Bravo! Yes.
Yes, yes. Brilliant. It's such a good painting.
Yeah, ok. Yeah.
Oh, no. No. I think I will buy it. No... I'm buying it. No, no, no. I will...
Uh...
No, I want it. How much does he want for it?
No, I would like to buy it. I would love it in my house. I think it would look
perfect in my loungeroom.
Ok, Ok, Ok. Guys.
Guys. There is a classier way of going about
this. Why don't we try it this way?
- Bidding! - Ooh ya ya me, me, me, me! Oh my
- goodness. You can't be serious?! - 25000.0
- 50,000 pesos! - 50.0
55000.0
- 65! - 75000.0
- It's getting up there!
- 250?! - 250,000 pesos.
250,000! Sold!
Hon, Miss Regine just left. Bye, take care. See you. Bye. Take care.
Ok. Bye guys! Get home safe. Bye!
Look, 750, 000. Our problems are over! It's from the...
Where'd this come from? Wait, wait. Oh crap, it's Madame Adele! Just a second.
Hello, ma'am.
I've spoken with my sister, we'll take 12 Cassiopeia! We'll move in next year. So,
- get the house ready. That house is mine! - Huh?
I thought your sister didn't like it?
Well,
she's changed her mind because when she got home Giovanni wouldn't stop barking.
His way of telling her to buy the property!
How strange! Anyway,
just fix the paperwork and call me when it's ready.
Bye.
What?
What is it?
She's decided to buy it.
Hon, congrats! Seriously? Congrats!!
That means we can pay everyone back at Sunshine
and we'll still have 2 million left.
Woohoo!
We can finally give up this charade.
Woo!
Congrats, hon. Congrats. You were so brilliant.
- Aren't you excited? - Mhm.
Congrats.
Here.
After 10,000 years.
Thank you, Han.
Wow! You should be thankful I didn't report you to the police.
You expect me to thank you? What the hell do you think this is?
Boss Gil.
Is that all of it?
Of course, Boss Gil, that's the full amount.
I told you we weren't going anywhere.
Never pull anything like this again, ok?
People around here are just scraping through.
Are you gonna provide for Jessa by scamming people?
You're lucky she hasn't left you.
Congrats on the sale!
It must have been a good commission. - Huh? When are you coming to visit?
Life is better out here. You've paid everyone back, haven't you?
Come and stay with me. You need to leave Ray.
- Oh, sorry, sorry. So sorry.
Unless you want to keep living the way you are.
Hon!
Uh dad, I'll have to call you back. Bye bye.
Yeah?
I got pan de sal and bananas. Let's go and eat.
I need to get some laundry done.
- Do you want a hand? I can come. - No, it's fine. You go
ahead and enjoy your pandesal.
What are you still doing up here? You haven't eaten.
I wanted to tell you something.
What is it, hon?
You look serious. What's going on?
I'm thinking about...
About what's going to happen to us.
Maybe it's best if I go and stay with my dad for a bit.
Are you leaving?
I need to take a look at my life, Ray.
Your life?
It's here. Everything's back to normal.
Normal? Is that all?
There's this.
Ray.
What are you doing?
Jessa I know that we're still a long way from our dreams.
But as long as we're together I know that we can do anything.
How would it work? How? What would happen if I said yes right now?
What would our life be like? Like this?
Well, maybe we could start over. We can find a new place, we still have 2 million
- left! - Wait.
I'm the one with 2 million.
Me.
But Ray, that's nothing in the scheme of things.
Let's say I said yes right now, it'll only get harder.
We'll have children. I do.
How? How can we afford it?
I'll find another job, whatever I have to do.
Whatever?
That's your plan, huh? That's not a plan, Ray!
You need to ask yourself,
in 5 years,
where are we going to be?
- We'll be together. - Why did this become a job interview?
Because you promised you'd make our dreams a reality!
That's what you've always promised,
so tell me how you're going to do it?
- I don't know! - I just want us to be together. Don't you?
Wasn't that the dream for us to be together, no matter what?
How can you still think that way after everything we've just done?
Is that enough for you? Cause it's not enough for me.
This isn't the life that I want.
Do you still love me?
Ray, I love you.
This is hard for me too but I just can't see how this is going to work.
I don't know if I can still trust you to keep your promises.
Jessa, I'm sorry.
You're right.
You've waited so long for me to deliver on my promises.
I've told you before.
I'll never give up on you.
Jessa, please don't give up on me.
I hope one day you'll wear this.
Hon! Where are you going?
- Good morning! Anybody home? Oh! - Ugh.
Are you going somewhere? Let me guess, vacation!
Ok, ok.
Vefore you leave,
uh, I have another business proposal for you.
Sir, I'm sorry. Now is really not a good time.
Just hear me out, this is about Kiefer's exhibit.
I have some ideas to maximise the impact of the event and probably make more money!
Huh?!
If you wanna keep doing this, we can, just please don't leave. Please.
Penelope is leaving?
As in leaving you? But your marriage is perfect!
We can figure this out, can't we?
What do you say, huh? Jessa?
I have to go.
Hon.
What did you just...?
Mm?
- Did you hear him? He just called me... - God damn it!
You know I'm sick and tired of this pretence.
Ok, all right. I dare both of you to
step out of this house.
Jessa Baluarte.
Raymond Cruz.
Agh!
Sir.
Don't come any closer.
Over there. Come on. Face the window.
Do as I say or I will call the police. Go!
You sneaky,
sleazy social climbers.
You managed to play just about everyone in Vineyard Hills.
What do you think they would do if they found out the truth?
Opportunists.
You're frauds. You're scammers!
I'll admit though I'm impressed.
Especially when you came up with that - fucking fake organisation. - Which,
by the way,
we're going to use.
All right, turn around.
Here's the plan. We're going to have an exhibit with Ray's,
uh, excuse me,
I mean Maestro Kiefer's artwork.
And we're going to invite the richest and the upper crust,
the 1%.
And we're going to tell them that your organisation will be receiving all of
the proceeds from your painting sales.
How did you figure it out?
Huh? By accident.
- Giovanni! What's in there? - Is someone in there?
- That's the study. - We're the only ones here.
I honestly don't care about this scam you've got going.
As long as we do business.
In fact, I want to use your talent for
fooling people. Especially you. You and your silver tongue.
Remember the costume party?
Your big speech about carbon footprints, recycling.
That's what we're going to use.
Oh, your silver tongue! Your...
Sir, why are you doing this?
Why else? For money.
Power.
Money is power.
And,
everyone that you scammed here in Vineyard has both.
Do you know all the charges that they would file against you if they ever
learned the truth about what you did to them?
Sir, please don't expose us. We were desperate. We had no other choice.
What's the split?
Jessa's down to play! Considering my leverage over you... 80 - 20.
If we agree, you have to promise that
you won't tell anybody. And that you'll let us
leave after all of this.
Deal!
Ray, what's this painting about?
Are we really going along with Mr Tecson?
We don't have a choice. It's either this or jail.
But won't this make it worse for us? Jessa.
- Let's find another way. - Please.
There is no other way.
Once this is over we're both on our own.
You should get back to work. 7 years ago, Kiefer went on a vacation in the rural,
rural parts of
rural parts of Arayat Pampanga.
Welcome to this very special exhibit featuring the works of up and coming
visual artist,
my loving husband, Kiefer Regalado.
How's my artist? And his, um, beautiful wife?
- Kiefer. - Sir.
It might take a little longer to finish my paintings than we anticipated.
No!
Do you think I don't know what you're doing? You are buying time.
I'm sorry, but you're poor. You cannot afford time.
So, fucking get to work, now!
Ray? Ray?
What's going on in here?
Agh!
Don't get too close to me. You'll only get hurt.
Come on,
give it to me. Come on. You've had enough, OK. Give it to me.
You OK?
Can we really do this?
Didn't your dad lose everything to a scam? What the hell happened to us?
Now we're the scammers?
Ray.
God damn it, this is all my fault.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Hey, come here. It's all right.
We'll get through it, ok? Look at me.
We can do this as long as we're together.
We can do this ok?
Calm down. Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale Exhale.
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale Exhale.
Oh marvellous. Oh, I love it. He's so clever.
Oh yes. That one. I want that one. That is it. That is the one. I want that. Yes.
- Yes. - Oh! Yes, madam!
Uh, that's the one you want? Ok. Oh wait, wait. Let's have a photo. Let's have
- a photo taken, ok. - Hey, how are you?
Oh, hey... how are you?
Esteemed guests and fellow art enthusiasts,
welcome to this very special exhibit featuring the works of up and coming
visual artist, my loving husband, Kiefer Regalado.
Of course this event wouldn't be possible without the help of the ever revered
art dealer, Mr.
Wendell Tecson.
All the proceeds from this event will go to Sunshine Foundation for
educational empowerment and assistance for underprivileged children.
If you're interested in buying one of Kiefer's works,
just go see Mr.
Tecson. However,
if you have any questions regarding the artistry or technical aspects of Mr.
Regalado's masterpieces, feel free to ask me or Mr.
Kiefer himself right after our guided tour.
Let's begin.
Oh, cheers!
After this exhibit is done, I want you to start on a whole
new set of paintings.
I can submit them to the auction house.
I'll tell them I paid 500, 000 but we should be able
to sell it for 700...
- just quietly. No, no, no, no. - But I thought this was
the last time we were...
Ray,
I know the truth about you and the truth is worth your life.
- Hello, hello, hello! Wendell! - Oh, Madam Senator, you made it!
- Mm hm... Of course! - Thank you.
Kiefer, I want you to meet Madam Senator Leah Lamaroza.
Nice meeting you,
- Kiefer. Everything is brilliant. - Good evening, madam.
Oh,
you know we're actually looking for a mural artist for the new wing of the
Senado Palacio. I'll endorse you!
Oh, fantastic!
- Wendell! - Hi Sir! Uh...
Kiefer, I want you to meet, uh, Dr.
Hubert Decena, Director General of the
Manila International Visual Arts Museum.
Uh, starting next week,
we'll be hosting delegates from various countries at our museum.
I'd like to invite Mr Regalado to take part
in our monthly lecture series as part of our upcoming symposium.
Oh shit. What the fuck?
Excuse me.
Where are you going?
Sir, I'm done. This ends here.
We're only just getting started.
How are you going? Are you all right? Do you need to take a minute?
I can't do this.
Ray.
- Look at me. - We can do this, I know we
- can. We're so close, please. - This is only the start for Mr. Tecson.
He'll never let us go, he's going to keep holding this over our heads.
I know, but...
Ray, what else can we do?
- Ray... Ray! - You should get out of here.
Please, just let me do this, all right.
Jessa, I'm sorry that I didn't keep my promise.
That I didn't make your dreams come true. I believe in you.
You deserve so much more.
Ray.
You should leave. Get out of here.
Don't do this.
Ray. Ray.
Get out of here while you still can.
Ray!
Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?
- Yes. Yes, Kiefer? - Hey!
I have an announcement that I need to make.
- Uh, Kiefer. - You stay there!
- Don't come any closer, you hear me? - Oh,
Everyone should hear the truth.
I'm not Kiefer.
- Huh? No. What? - Huh? What? I don't understand.
What?
The truth is, my real name isn't Kiefer Regalado.
It's Raymond Cruz.
He never existed,
Kiefer Regalado.
I'm not a painter,
and the Sunshine Foundation,
that was just something I came up with.
Huh?
Sorry.
I've deceived all of you.
I did it all because we were desperate for money.
I'm not like you,
your dreams are within your grasp.
Anything you want in life you can just have.
I tried my best.
I did it for the person I love.
I wanted to be able to give her,
her dream house.
A beautiful life
Because that's what you do when you love someone.
You do everything you can to give them a better life.
But I failed.
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't.
The only thing I can do now, is come clean and tell you the truth.
Kiefer. I mean, Raymond.
You know we have to call the authorities, right?
Oh, yeah. I guess we have to. We have to call the police.
Hmhm. Yeah. We have to.
We should call the police.
And where's Penelope?
Did you trick her into this?
- Wendell? What is he talking about? - Uh, I'm sorry, Madam
- Senator, but this is all news to me. - So you're a scammer?!
He told me he'd spent years making these paintings and that your work had
been displayed abroad.
You are so full of shit! Me? I was desperate,
but you did this because you're a greedy, money hungry two-faced psychopath.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Especially those of you who made a cheque out to Mr Wendell Tecson.
Meet the mastermind. He found out who we were and
used it to blackmail us.
You're a liar! Why should anyone believe you? You and your wife should be charged
- for this deception. Who's with me? - You son of a...
I knew it from the very first time I saw you two!
Copulating in the pool like savages.
From the very beginning, I knew you weren't one of us. I knew it!
That's right.
It's disgusting. I'm so outraged. I can't believe it.
I hate that guy. How dare he. How dare he do this to us. After everything we've
been through. Ugh, what an asshole. I hope he gets what's coming to him. I hope the
- police come and handcuff him. - Copulating in the pool like... ugh.
No. No, no, no, you don't understand. No, it's like this. No, really.
I can't believe they would do that to us. I mean, we were so nice to them. We were
so nice. The country club. The costume party. I can't believe it.
Everything that we gave them. I feel terrible.
- What is he doing? - Yes. Do that right now.
- How could they... How dare you. - Here we go.
After everything that's happened. This whole night is ruined.
I can't believe this. Kiefer is my friend. I thought they were our friends.
And to think we've been traitored this whole time.
Ugh. I feel like my whole life is ruined. How will I ever trust anybody again.
Ugh, get off me.
Stay close. Just hold on to my hand.
Oh my God!
- You've ruined everything. - Oh! Oh my god. What
- is he doing? Oh, oh no. - Wait. Stop. Wait, wait. Look, look, look.
Oh my God, he's got a gun. He's got a gun. A gun? Where did he get a gun?
- Sir. Sir... - I'll make you pay for this!
Sir.
Do you think I'll let you walk away from this to live happily ever after.
Sir, please.
- Sir, just put the gun down. - Shut up! Do you really think
that they'll take your side in this?
Do you think they'll believe you?
I have a respectable reputation and both of you are nothing but fucking
social climbers.
And I'm sorry,
but I have to end your love story right here,
- right now. - No, sir!
Sir!
Ray,
let's get out of here!
- Ray! Ray! Ray, - Everybody get down. Oh my god, be
careful! It could go off at any moment. Violence is never the
answer. Please be careful.
We have to go! Ray, let's go! The police are here!
- Come on, Ray! - Ahh!
Jessa, go!
Ray...
- Ray, are you ok? - Please.
Jessa!
I thought I couldn't live like we were.
But you're all I really need,
Ray. Ray, please don't go.
Please don't leave me Ray.
Please don't leave me, Ray.
Someone call an ambulance,
please.
Don't just stand there,
call an ambulance! He's been shot! Ray... What do you know, huh? You think you're
- God? You think you're God? - He's going to be fine.
You don't know shit, so shut up.
- Ray... Ray. Oh God, - Oh!
Please don't leave me.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Aren't we both on our own now?
I take back everything I said.
Please don't go.
Don't leave me, Ray.
Ray!
Why are you laughing?
It didn't hit me!!
- You fucking dumb ass! - Ow!
- Hey, that hurts. I tripped over. - Why are you on the ground?
Are you kidding? How are you that clumsy? So, who got shot then?
I've got a bit of a buzz going.
Ughh, ohh,
aghh...
You fucking police. What are you doing? Don't you know who I am? That's right,
Wendell Tecson! I'm a personal friend of Senator Leah! Unhand me! Ugh!
What? What, no! How could he? He tricked us. We should do something. Let's get him.
I can't believe this. This is outrageous. I know the general!
I'm very close with a congressman.
- Everyone is my friend! - You ok?
What are you doing?
I just told you who I am!
- You have the right to remain silent. - I know, ok. You already got us.
We're not going anywhere, so just wait!
I am Jessa Baluarte.
25 years old.
Social climber. Scammer.
And, I'm guilty of taking advantage of you all.
And worst of all,
I'm guilty of not appreciating what I have.
Ray, I love you.
Sorry.
Sorry,
I kept looking for something else,
the dreams I was chasing.
Ray, what I really wanted was someone who loves me as I am.
That's you, Ray.
I'm sorry that I didn't appreciate you.
Sorry.
- All right. Wait here. - Mm?
Why?
Um.
Jessa
Uh...
Ray...
Mr. Raymond Cruz.
Will you marry me?
Aww, do it!
Wait a sec Do you only wanna get married so that I can't testify against you?
I wanna get married coz I love you. Asshole.
So you're ok with getting married.
Even if we're poor?
I don't care about money.
But I'm a criminal.
We're both criminals. Couple shirt?
- Yes! - I thought you wanted
to live in a mansion.
Mansions aren't as big as prisons!
Mm.
Ok.
- But we won't see each other for a while. - I don't care! I just want
- to be Mrs. Raymond Cruz! - Now,
say yes. Right now for God's sake. Please.
- Yes! Say yes! - Say yes!
You've been ordered by the police.
- Yes. Put it on. Put it on! - Yes!!
- Oh yeah. - All right!
I love you.
I love you more. No, I love you more! Call it even.
No, I love you more. Agree to disagree. All right.
Oh, they're kissing!! Yes!!
Los geht's!
Uh... Can we take you guys into custody?
We'll be in the car when you're done, ok?
It's beautiful.
Yeah.
In fairness though you picked the perfect flowers.
Not as perfect as you. Really. You're perfect and so beautiful.
- Really? - Is that right?
- What are you doing? - Hey, cut it out!
- What?! - I feel like this would be the perfect
place to hold birthday parties for our future kids,
- don't you think? - Yeah, totally.
- You know what else I think? - It's so nice.
What?
I think you'd be an amazing mother.
And I think, you'd be a perfect dad.
Jessa? Ray?
- Sorry, ma'am, we got a little distracted. - Yeah, sorry about that.
I like what you've done with the house. Exceptional staging too.
- Thank you, ma'am. - That's very kind of you.
You really understand the client. How is that?
- Experience! - Huh! Well, I'll leave you two to
finish up. The buyer should be here soon.
All right, Thanks. See you later. Bye. Let's do it. I got it. Yep!
Ok, bye. Ma'am, thanks for your help. Ready? Ok. You ok with that?