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Remember, beach buddies,
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report violence before you retaliate.
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Fuck.
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Remind me why
we didn't go to Disneyland again?
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You ain't got Disneyland money.
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Park Hoppers cost $900 apiece right now.
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And I love my little brother,
but not that much.
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All five of us, that's a Gucci bag.
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Uncle Vince...
- I am not your uncle, nigga.
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Are we gonna see Dude?
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You know Dude not real, right?
What?
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Yeah. Just a nigga in a suit,
like Steve Harvey.
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Can I get some chicken?
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Do you have chicken money?
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Okay, everybody, put your headphones on.
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I'mma need you to relax
with the bullshit today.
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- What bullshit?
- Your bullshit.
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Don't play dumb. It's Dee Dee's birthday,
and he look up to you.
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Psst!
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Dee Dee a bitch.
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And you would know that
if you loved your brother for real.
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Got him out here begging for chicken.
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Uh-uh, hold up.
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This ain't no regular fried chicken.
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So act the fuck right,
or I'mma whup that ass.
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{\an8}
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{\an8}
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Welcome to Surf City.
Dive into the fun. Surf's up!
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Let's get this shit over with.
It's gonna be a long day.
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The water park is now closed.
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Wait, Dee Dee.
Let me put your birthday pin on.
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Rest in peace to all those
who lost their lives during the tragedy.
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Can you get a birthday pin
from the information center?
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Come on, let's take a photo.
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Like, it don't move at all.
Like, when you get the...
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Excuse me.
It don't move at all...
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Ooh!
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Uh-uh, hold on.
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Can I help you?
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- I need a birthday pin.
- We on break.
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So, if I get a set, I don't really wanna
wear it together because...
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I don't want to mix them together either.
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Is it for you?
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Do it matter?
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Yeah, it do. We only give pins to kids.
And you grown as hell.
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Give me a fucking pin.
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Don't do that.
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Show us the kid.
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That's your baby?
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No. He a Make-A-Wish.
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What's your name?
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Hey, don't forget to try
our world-famous fried chicken.
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Excuse--
- Hate you niggas.
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We can go in the back.
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Wait till I clock out.
Don't come back.
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Okay, here we go.
Everyone say, "Cheese."
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Thank you!
I'll be in the car.
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Get in the picture.
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Children must be accompanied
by adults of the same ethnic background.
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Get the fuck off me.
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Okay, everybody,
nice and close together.
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One, two, three, smile!
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Hey, what's up with Dude?
What you mean?
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I feel like he's staring at us.
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You can't even see his eyes.
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Actually, let's get him in the picture.
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Just... Just wait.
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Dude!
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Now it's time for rides!
Yeah!
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Move, nigga!
Fuck you!
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Fuck you too, bitch!
- Get the fuck out the way!
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My stomach hurt.
When are we eating?
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Uh, didn't you feed everybody
before we got here?
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No. I fed Deshaun.
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Why wouldn't you feed everybody?
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I don't know the niggas.
Or they dietary restrictions at that.
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Shit, will it matter? We can't eat here?
You wanted chicken, right?
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Yeah, but the line was wrapped
around the corner when we passed it.
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Maybe they won't ask again.
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We want chicken!
We want chicken! We want chicken!
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I wanted a french fries.
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We don't have french fry money.
Okay, I know it's not the best,
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but I had to save every penny
just to get us in here.
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So we're gonna make do.
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Excuse me.
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Nigga.
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Do we look homeless to you?
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I don't need your money.
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Next!
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Let me get, uh, some--
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Dark or white meat?
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- Dark meat.
- We outta dark meat.
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I'll take some white meat, then.
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Hey, Miguel.
We got any white meat back there?
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We outta that too.
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So, what do y'all got?
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Look, motherfucker, I'mma need you
to keep this line moving.
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If you wanna eat, you gotta come back
and get some of that dinner chicken.
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Hmm.
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What's up, loc?
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Hey, tell Mookie to tap in with me.
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Wait. Is that chicken?
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Hey, cuz! We ain't got no chicken for you!
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That back there, that's my deep fryer.
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That mean it's my chicken.
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And that is my nigga, nigga.
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Yeah, okay.
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Next!
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Yeah?
Where are you?
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If you're
having issues with phone reception,
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there's nothing we can do for you.
Sincere apologies.
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Hey.
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What's up?
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You lookin' for chicken?
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You know where it's at?
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There might be another restaurant.
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Allegedly.
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"Allegedly"?
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Follow the yellow brick road.
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- You know where Splash Town at, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
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You're gonna walk all the way past it.
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After a few minutes,
you'll see the carousel.
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Keep going.
Eventually, you'll see a dark tunnel.
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You walk up it, not down it.
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It's gonna be right there,
next to Ocean Madness.
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Red door.
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Appreciate that.
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Careful over there, Vince.
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Fuck it.
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{\an8}How you doing, bro?
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Whatever, man. Let me get, um,
two 20-piece dinners with Tidal Tots.
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And, um, do that come with the biscuits?
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You right, bro.
Yeah, add the biscuits. Fuck it.
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And, um, a lemonade.
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No coleslaw, please.
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That's expensive.
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Stop the ride! I wanna get off!
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What's wrong, Jeremy?
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My granny ain't give me no money.
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Don't worry about it.
Get whatever you want. Okay?
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Ooh!
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Excuse me. How you doing?
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It's my little brother's birthday,
and... Deshaun, come here.
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...and I seen on y'all website
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that y'all offer a discount
for such occasions,
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and I was just wondering
how I go about doing that.
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Dee Dee, show him your pin.
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What? Fuck no. Y'all niggas is stealing.
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Stealing?
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Yeah.
- Boy, ain't nobody gotta steal nothing.
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Okay, well, I see
little T'Challa over there stealin',
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and I see the fat-ass one stealin' too.
Y'all lucky I don't call security.
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First of all, ain't no security
at janky-ass Surf City.
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Second, why would I be stealing
$10 T-shirts, nigga? I ain't broke.
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Bitch is broke.
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'Cause if you weren't broke,
you'd be at Disneyland.
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Now, get the fuck outta my shop.
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Nah, you got the right one.
Come on, y'all!
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- Whoa, you gonna pay for that shit!
- Fuck you! We ain't payin' for shit!
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And I'mma have my nigga come
and fuck yo ass up!
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- Your nigga?
- Vince Staples!
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Who the fuck is Vince Staples?
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Hey, yo. Who the fuck is Vince Staples?
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Oh, hello, good sir!
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Charlotte, it's happening!
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Charlotte!
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Thank you.
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Excuse me, but it's... it's been a while.
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But we are so happy to have you join us
on such a wondrous occasion.
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What... What is your name, sir?
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Vince.
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Vince, do you believe in magic?
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No.
No?
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Well, trust me, after tonight, you will.
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Magic is one of mankind's
oldest mysteries.
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Houdini, Copperfield, Christ!
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For centuries, we have amazed,
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entertained,
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and forced mankind
to think outside of the box.
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Do I have any volunteers?
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Charlotte, come!
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My lovely assistant, Charlotte.
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Charlotte, uh, she's been having
a little bit of a stomach problem lately,
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isn't that true, Charlotte?
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But don't worry, Vince.
I'm going to fix it.
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Charlotte, please, do me a favor.
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Will you lay down, put your head
over there, and your feet over there?
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Vince, I'm sorry to say this,
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but it looks like
we're going to have to operate
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with an electric saw...
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...designed to cut wood.
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I'm going to simply take
this little stockade
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through which the blade will pass,
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place it over Charlotte.
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All right, here we go.
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At the count of three, we shall begin.
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One, two, three!
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Here we go, Charlotte!
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Charlotte, hallelujah!
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You are healed!
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No, please, I need this! Please!
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Many people have died doing the next trick
that I'm about to perform.
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Oh, yes, it is banned in many countries,
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but here, tonight, in this park,
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it will be done.
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It is simply called...
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the Catch.
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I like when they have, like,
them pineapple bowls,
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and they put the rice--
The pineapple bowls, that's different.
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I'm so--
- Hi, hello. I need to speak to a manager.
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Welcome to Surf City.
Dive into fun.
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Ooh, she mad.
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- Mm-hmm, real mad.
Can we help you?
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Yes. I was racially profiled
by a nigga in the gift shop.
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Fighting is prohibited
on park grounds.
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Girl, that's impossible.
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Excuse me?
Black people can't be racist.
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That part. Racism is a social construct
backed by systematic oppression,
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and we simply do not have the power.
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No, we don't.
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Plus, he said you was looking at him
with white gaze.
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Mmm.
She do look a little ambiguous.
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Trying to shoplift.
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Girl, like Wynona Ryder.
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I need to speak to a manager
right motherfucking now.
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We on break.
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So, what brings you here?
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Nothin' special, just a birthday.
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Do you love her?
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Yeah, well, it's not her birthday.
It's, uh...
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Her little brother's. Dee Dee.
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So cute.
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You know, I've been here
for a very long time.
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I've seen a lot of people.
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A lot of lust. Lot of hate.
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But not much true love.
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Love is the beginning
and ending of everything.
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And if you look hard enough,
you'll find what you're searching for.
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Or what's searching for you.
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Come on, Deshaun!
Yeah, come on!
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No!
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- That was fun.
- Go, it'll be fun!
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I'm afraid.
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Will you ride it with me?
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Mmm...
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I'm not messing with the Drowning Dragon,
little bro.
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Vince gonna ride with me?
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He probably would,
but we can't reach Vince right now.
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Is Vince okay?
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Don't worry about him,
'cause he fasho ain't worried about us.
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Hi!
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Hands up and scream!
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Deja!
254
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:09,416
No more locked doors!
255
00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:12,916
Down! Down! Down!
256
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,333
Ooh, shit! Wait, wait, wait--
257
00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:10,583
Hello?
258
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:26,875
Could I get hot sauce?
259
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,708
Then give me all of it, nigga!
260
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,416
Assalamu alaikum!
261
00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:09,875
Merry Ramadan to all those who worship.
262
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:13,125
Be sure to grab a sundown snack
at the halal cart.
263
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:16,416
Where the fuck you been?
264
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,416
Bitch, you done left me for dead!
265
00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:19,833
Who is you raising your voice at?!
266
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:22,416
Got me running around a theme park
for some motherfucking chicken!
267
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:23,791
- I don't...
- You got all this money...
268
00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:26,958
I got choked out, stomped out,
packed out, choked out again...
269
00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:29,166
I lost 100 dollars!
270
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,083
My favorite shoes!
...like I'm broke!
271
00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:35,833
You know you steal!
272
00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:37,416
I'll burn this whole shit down!