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（本影集純屬虛構）

2
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（如有雷同，純屬巧合）

3
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{\an8}（衝浪城）

4
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來海灘的朋友別忘了
發生暴力事件時，報警別報復

5
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幹

6
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再說一次為什麼不去迪士尼樂園？

7
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你沒錢去迪士尼樂園

8
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現在跨區門票一張就要900美元

9
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我很疼我弟，但是沒那麼凱

10
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五人票就能買一個古馳包包了

11
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- 文斯叔叔...
- 我不是你叔叔，小黑

12
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我們會看到大呆嗎？

13
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- 你知道大呆是假的吧？
- 什麼？

14
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只是大人扮的，跟藝人一樣

15
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我可以買炸雞嗎？

16
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你有買炸雞的錢嗎？

17
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好，每個人戴上耳機

18
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你給我少講屁話

19
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- 什麼屁話？
- 你的屁話

20
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少裝傻，今天底迪生日，他很尊敬你

21
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喂

22
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底迪是遜泡，妳真的愛妳弟就知道

23
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- 竟然教他跟我討炸雞
- 你給我等一下

24
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這可不是普通炸雞

25
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所以你他媽乖一點，不然我開扁

26
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歡迎光臨衝浪城

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享受歡樂、盡情衝浪！

28
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- 拜託趕快玩玩走人吧
- 今天有得瞧了

29
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水上樂園目前關閉

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底迪，我幫你別生日徽章

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希望在悲劇中喪生的民眾能安息

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你可以到詢問台拿生日徽章嗎？

33
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來，我們去拍照

34
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根本就不會動，等到...

35
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不好意思

36
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等一下

37
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有什麼事嗎？

38
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- 我要一個生日徽章
- 我們在休息

39
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如果我有整套的
不會真的全部穿戴上去，因為...

40
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是你要的嗎？

41
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這一點很重要嗎？

42
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對，因為兒童才能拿

43
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你是大人

44
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把他媽的徽章給我

45
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別這樣

46
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把小孩指給我看

47
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那是你的孩子？

48
00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:11,583
不是，我帶他實現臨終心願

49
00:03:15,708 --> 00:03:16,750
你叫什麼名字？

50
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別忘了試試我們聞名全球的炸雞

51
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- 不好...
- 我他媽恨死妳們

52
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- 等我下班就知道
- 別回來了

53
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好，大家說：“笑一個”

54
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- 謝謝
- 我在車上等

55
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一起照啦

56
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所有兒童都必須由
相同種族的成人陪同

57
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媽的滾開

58
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大家靠近一點，一、二、三，笑！

59
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- 大呆怎麼了？
- 什麼意思？

60
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我覺得他在瞪我們

61
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你最好能看到他的眼睛

62
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其實我們找他合照吧

63
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等一下

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大呆！

65
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- 現在去坐遊樂設施吧！
- 好耶！

66
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- 小黑滾啦！
- 幹你媽的！

67
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- 你娘卡好咧
- 媽的滾開

68
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我肚子痛，什麼時候吃飯？

69
00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:38,375
我們來之前你沒餵他們吃東西嗎？

70
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我只餵迪尚

71
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為什麼不買給大家吃？

72
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我又不認識他們
不知道他們的飲食禁忌

73
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靠，有重要嗎？
不能在這裡吃嗎？妳要炸雞吧？

74
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對，可是剛才經過時
排隊人潮已經繞一圈了

75
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也許他們不會再要了

76
00:04:55,750 --> 00:05:01,083
我們要吃炸雞...

77
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（狗狗炸雞店）

78
00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:06,291
我要一包薯條

79
00:05:06,291 --> 00:05:10,041
寶貝，我們沒錢買薯條
好，我知道你不滿意

80
00:05:10,041 --> 00:05:12,708
可是我拚命存錢才能來這裡的

81
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所以只好將就一下

82
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不好意思

83
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小黑

84
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我們看起來像遊民嗎？我不要你的錢

85
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下一位

86
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我要點...

87
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雞腿還是雞胸？

88
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- 雞腿肉
- 雞腿肉沒了

89
00:05:37,916 --> 00:05:39,416
那我要雞胸肉

90
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米格，後面有雞胸肉嗎？

91
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那個也沒了

92
00:05:46,833 --> 00:05:48,125
那你們有什麼？

93
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臭雞掰，別擋住後面排隊的人

94
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想吃的話就晚點來叫全家餐

95
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這家炸雞店遜爆了

96
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阿羅，叫穆基別忘了跟我聯絡

97
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等一下，那包是炸雞嗎？

98
00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:07,916
兄弟，我們不賣你炸雞！

99
00:06:07,916 --> 00:06:10,541
後面那台是我的油炸機

100
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所以這是我的炸雞

101
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那個小黑是我麻吉，懂嗎？

102
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好吧

103
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下一位！

104
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- 喂
- 你在哪裡？

105
00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,583
如果手機收訊有問題

106
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我們無能為力，請見諒

107
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喂

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你好

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要找炸雞嗎？

110
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你知道哪裡有嗎？

111
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可能還有一間餐廳

112
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據說的

113
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“據說的”？

114
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跟著黃磚路走

115
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- 你知道水上溜滑梯吧？
- 知道

116
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你要過了那一區

117
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幾分鐘後會看到旋轉木馬

118
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繼續走，最後會看到很暗的隧道

119
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然後往上走，不要往下

120
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就在那裡，海洋瘋狂館旁邊

121
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紅色的門

122
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謝謝

123
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過去要小心，文斯

124
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（為了愛，哪裡都敢去）

125
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管他的

126
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（小狗狗炸雞店）

127
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（炸雞）

128
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你好

129
00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:23,833
我點兩份20塊全家餐還有薯球

130
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有附小麵包嗎？

131
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也對，我要加點小麵包，管他的

132
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還有檸檬水

133
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麻煩不要生菜

134
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（100美元）

135
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（10美元）

136
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好貴

137
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（現炸，我們會打電話）

138
00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:02,000
暫停！我要下去！

139
00:09:13,041 --> 00:09:14,291
傑瑞米，怎麼了？

140
00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:18,041
我奶奶沒給我錢

141
00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:22,500
沒關係，隨便你買，好嗎？

142
00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:33,833
不好意思，你好

143
00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:37,375
今天我弟生日...迪尚，過來

144
00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:39,541
...我有看你們網站

145
00:09:39,541 --> 00:09:41,666
上面說壽星有折扣

146
00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:44,291
我在想要怎麼享有折扣優惠

147
00:09:44,291 --> 00:09:46,416
底迪，給他看徽章

148
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什麼？媽的不要，黑鬼只會偷

149
00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:50,583
偷？

150
00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:52,875
- 對
- 我們沒偷東西

151
00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:55,541
我看到那邊的“帝查拉”在偷東西

152
00:09:55,541 --> 00:09:58,750
那個小胖子也在偷
我沒叫警衛算妳走運了

153
00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:02,250
首先，衝浪城這個鳥地方沒警衛

154
00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:05,416
第二，我幹嘛偷10美元的T恤？

155
00:10:05,416 --> 00:10:06,583
老娘有錢

156
00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:07,625
妳就是沒錢

157
00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:09,875
有錢就去迪士尼樂園了

158
00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,541
妳他媽滾出我的店

159
00:10:11,541 --> 00:10:13,500
你惹錯人了，走吧！

160
00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:16,541
- 喂，那個要給錢！
- 我們一毛都不給！

161
00:10:16,541 --> 00:10:19,333
我還要叫我男友過來幹爆你！

162
00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:20,666
- 妳男友？
- 文斯史戴波

163
00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:22,500
文斯史戴波是三小？

164
00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:25,375
喂，文斯史戴波是三小？

165
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,500
{\an8}（精彩魔術表演，這邊請）

166
00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,208
先生，你好

167
00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:37,458
夏綠蒂，有客人了！

168
00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:41,583
謝謝

169
00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:44,958
不好意思，可是很久沒人了

170
00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:50,000
可是我們很高興
有你一起見證這個榮耀時刻

171
00:10:50,791 --> 00:10:52,625
先生怎麼稱呼？

172
00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:56,125
文斯，你相信魔術嗎？

173
00:10:57,583 --> 00:10:59,041
- 不相信
- 不相信？

174
00:10:59,041 --> 00:11:02,166
我保證，過了今晚，你就會相信

175
00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:15,333
魔術是人類最古老的神秘經驗

176
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:18,416
胡迪尼、大衛魔術、耶穌基督！

177
00:11:18,916 --> 00:11:21,250
千百年來，我們讓大家驚艷

178
00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:22,666
歡樂

179
00:11:22,666 --> 00:11:26,625
強迫人類跳脫窠臼

180
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,583
有人自願上台嗎？

181
00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:38,375
夏綠蒂，過來！

182
00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:41,750
我的美麗助理，夏綠蒂

183
00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:45,500
夏綠蒂最近有點鬧肚子

184
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,000
對不對，夏綠蒂？

185
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,625
但是別擔心，文斯，我能解決

186
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,375
夏綠蒂，請幫個忙

187
00:11:51,375 --> 00:11:55,708
躺下來，頭在那邊，腳在那邊

188
00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:57,541
文斯，很抱歉

189
00:11:57,541 --> 00:11:59,916
但是我們得動個手術

190
00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:02,083
用這台專門鋸木頭...

191
00:12:03,291 --> 00:12:04,458
的電鋸

192
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:08,666
我只要用這個小小的柵欄

193
00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:11,250
鋸子會從中間通過

194
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,875
放在夏綠蒂身上

195
00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:15,000
好，開始囉

196
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,416
數到三就開始

197
00:12:17,416 --> 00:12:18,708
一、二

198
00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:20,666
三，開始囉，夏綠蒂！

199
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,750
夏綠蒂，哈利路亞！

200
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:33,916
妳肚子不痛了

201
00:12:35,541 --> 00:12:38,375
別走，求求你，我需要觀眾！

202
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:42,375
我接下來要表演的魔術
有很多人都因此而死

203
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,041
對，很多國家都禁止這項魔術

204
00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:48,708
但是我們今天要在這個樂園

205
00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:50,125
公開表演

206
00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:58,708
這個魔術叫做...

207
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:02,291
手到擒來

208
00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:27,250
我喜歡她們用鳳梨當碗

209
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:30,208
把飯放進...用鳳梨當碗很特別

210
00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:32,833
- 我好...
- 妳們好，我要找經理

211
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,583
歡迎光臨衝浪城，享受歡樂

212
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:35,750
她生氣了

213
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:38,250
- 真的很氣
<i>- </i> 有什麼事嗎？

214
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:41,958
有，禮品店有個黑鬼對我種族歧視

215
00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:44,250
園區內禁止鬥毆

216
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,583
這是不可能的

217
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,500
- 什麼？
- 黑人不可能種族歧視

218
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:53,291
種族歧視是系統性壓迫
造成的一種社會建構

219
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,250
我們根本就沒那個權力

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沒錯

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而且他說妳用白人眼光看他

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她看起來的確有點可疑

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想偷東西

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跟薇諾娜瑞德一個樣

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我他媽的現在就要找妳們經理

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我們在休息

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（陰魂不散）

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你為什麼會來？

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沒什麼特別的，就生日

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你愛她嗎？

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愛啊，但今天不是她生日，是...

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她弟弟的，底迪

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真貼心

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我在這裡很久很久了

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看過很多人

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很多慾望，很多仇恨

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卻沒多少真愛

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愛是萬物的開始，也是結束

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只要努力追尋
就能找到你要的東西

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或者被人找到

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- 迪尚，快來
- 對啊，迪尚，快來

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- 不要！真好玩
- 去嘛，一定很好玩

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我會怕

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妳要跟我去嗎？

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小弟，我才不要坐海龍王

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文斯要跟我去嗎？

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他可能願意，但我們現在找不到文斯

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文斯還好吧？

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別擔心他，因為他一定不擔心我們

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頭抬高，大聲尖叫吧！

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黛嘉！

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別又鎖住了！

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靠，等一下...

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通殺！

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喂

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可以給辣醬嗎？

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（調味包每份25分）

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（不找零）

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那就全都給我！

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《文斯小子》

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劇名：《紅門》

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真主賜你平安

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祝禱告的民眾齋戒月快樂

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別忘了到清真美食攤位拿日落零食

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你他媽去哪裡？

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妳丟下我不管！

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你跟誰大小聲？

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我為了他媽的炸雞
在整間遊樂場到處跑！

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祝你生日快樂

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祝親愛的迪尚生日快樂

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生日快樂...

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