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<font size="71">WANDA: Previously on WandaVision...</font>

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<font size="71">You made no effort
to conceal your abilities.</font>

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<font size="71">-Well, I'm tired of hiding, Vis.
-What aren't you telling me?</font>

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<font size="71">You have to stop her.</font>

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<font size="71">Just make her stop!</font>

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<font size="71">You can't control me the way you do them.</font>

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<font size="71">Can't I?</font>

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<font size="71">DARCY: She has the world's
only vibranium synthezoid</font>

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<font size="71">playing Father-Knows-Best-In-Suburbia.</font>

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<font size="71">What happens when he learns the truth?</font>

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<font size="71">You've taken an entire town hostage.</font>

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<font size="71">Well, I'm not the one
with the guns, Director.</font>

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<font size="71">-(GUNS COCKING)
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!</font>

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<font size="71">I had a brother.</font>

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<font size="71">His name was Pietro.</font>

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<font size="71">GERALDINE: He was killed by Ultron.</font>

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<font size="71">Long lost bro get to squeeze
his stinkin' sister to death or what?</font>

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<font size="71">She recast Pietro?</font>

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<font size="71">(OPENING THEME SONG PLAYING)</font>

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<font size="71">Wanda
Wanda Vision</font>

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<font size="71">Don't try to fight the chaos
Don't question what you've done</font>

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<font size="71">The game can try to play us</font>

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<font size="71">Don't let it stop the fun</font>

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<font size="71">Some days it's all confusion</font>

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<font size="71">Easy come and easy go
But if it's all illusion</font>

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<font size="71">Sit back, enjoy the show</font>

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<font size="71">Let's keep it going</font>

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<font size="71">Let's keep it going</font>

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<font size="71">Through each distorted day</font>

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<font size="71">Let's keep it going</font>

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<font size="71">Though there may be no way of knowing</font>

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<font size="71">Who's coming by to play</font>

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<font size="71">Halloween's a magical holiday.</font>

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<font size="71">All about family, friends, and the thrill
of getting to be someone else for a day.</font>

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<font size="71">Wrong! Halloween's about candy.</font>

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<font size="71">And scaring people, but mostly candy.</font>

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<font size="71">Where's your costume, Tommy?</font>

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<font size="71">This is my costume. I'm the cool twin.</font>

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<font size="71">-What does that make me?
-Hmm...</font>

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<font size="71">(GAME MUSIC PLAYING)</font>

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<font size="71">-Whoa!
-(LAUGHS)</font>

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<font size="71">A dorksaurus rex.</font>

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<font size="71">-Not a real dinosaur.
-(CHUCKLES)</font>

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<font size="71">(SNORING)</font>

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<font size="71">Man</font>

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<font size="71">He even snores cool.</font>

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<font size="71">-I'm gonna go wake him up.
-(WHISPERS) Don't!</font>

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<font size="71">You scared?</font>

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<font size="71">He's our uncle. Why would I be scared?</font>

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<font size="71">'Cause it's four o'clock in the afternoon.</font>

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<font size="71">You're secretly afraid he's a vampire.</font>

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<font size="71">-No, I'm not.
-Yes, you are.</font>

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<font size="71">No, I'm not.</font>

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<font size="71">-Blood is thicker than water! I show you!
-(BILLY AND TOMMY SCREAMING)</font>

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<font size="71">-(ROARING)
-(SCREAMING)</font>

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<font size="71">Oh! Somebody better be
bleeding, broken, or on fire.</font>

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<font size="71">-Whoa, Mom. Are you old Red Riding Hood?
-(PIETRO SNORTS)</font>

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<font size="71">I'm a Sokovian fortune teller.</font>

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<font size="71">Wow. That is so...</font>

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<font size="71">-(CHUCKLING) Rad.
-...lame.</font>

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<font size="71">"Lame."</font>

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<font size="71">Worse than the costumes mom
made us the year we got typhus.</font>

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<font size="71">(BOTH SPEAKING SOKOVIAN)</font>

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<font size="71">(EXCLAIMS)</font>

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<font size="71">(SPEAKS SOKOVIAN)</font>

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<font size="71">(IN ENGLISH) That's not
exactly how I remember it.</font>

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<font size="71">You probably
suppressed a lot of the trauma.</font>

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<font size="71">Mom has been weird
since Uncle Pietro got here.</font>

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<font size="71">I think it's because
she hasn't seen him in a long time.</font>

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<font size="71">And he's what you call, "a man child."</font>

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<font size="71">-(SIGHS WEARILY)
-Whoa! Sweet costume bro-ham-in-law.</font>

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<font size="71">Let me guess. Uh, traffic light.</font>

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<font size="71">-(SIGHS)
-Half-shucked corn.</font>

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<font size="71">A booger!</font>

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<font size="71">-Yes.
-Yes!</font>

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<font size="71">Well, thank you for humoring me
and wearing this ridiculous get-up, honey.</font>

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<font size="71">Well, there were no other
clothes in my closet, so...</font>

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<font size="71">-You are incorrigible, darling.
-(CHUCKLES)</font>

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<font size="71">I know you have a secret
thing for Mexican wrestlers.</font>

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<font size="71">Mi gusta mucho.</font>

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<font size="71">Chili con carne.</font>

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<font size="71">Ooh! (GIGGLES)</font>

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<font size="71">What do you say, boys?</font>

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<font size="71">Who's ready for that first hit
of high fructose corn syrup?</font>

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<font size="71">-Yes! Headlock!
-Get out of here, get out of here.</font>

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<font size="71">Never told me much about your brother.</font>

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<font size="71">I had no idea he'd be so...</font>

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<font size="71">Go!</font>

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<font size="71">-Great with kids.
-(ALL BURPING)</font>

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<font size="71">Yeah. He's just full of surprises.</font>

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<font size="71">Well, you have fun tonight, darling.</font>

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<font size="71">What? What do you mean?
You're all dressed and ready to go.</font>

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<font size="71">I'm undercover.</font>

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<font size="71">Halloween is a bacchanal
for adolescent trouble-makers</font>

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<font size="71">and the neighborhood watch
is the only thing that stands</font>

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<font size="71">between the trees and the toilet paper.</font>

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<font size="71">-No, that's not what you're supposed to--
-What?</font>

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<font size="71">Well... (SIGHS)</font>

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<font size="71">You didn't tell me you had plans.</font>

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<font size="71">Well, I am telling you now.</font>

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<font size="71">Mom and Dad have been,
not fighting, just, like, different.</font>

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<font size="71">It's their first Halloween.
You have to be there.</font>

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<font size="71">Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the big dealio?</font>

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<font size="71">Big guy has a conflict,
twins need a father figure for the night.</font>

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<font size="71">Don't sweat it, sis.
I got the old XY chromosome.</font>

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<font size="71">-(CHUCKLES)
-Uncle P to the rescue, huh?</font>

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<font size="71">There you go. Problem solved.</font>

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<font size="71">You have a spooky time tonight, kids.</font>

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<font size="71">-Goodnight, Dad!
-Bye, Dad.</font>

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<font size="71">(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)</font>

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<font size="71">Wanda?</font>

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<font size="71">Be good.</font>

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<font size="71">I smell crime.</font>

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<font size="71">(SCREAMS)</font>

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<font size="71">Don't do that!</font>

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<font size="71">Where do you keep your water balloons?</font>

117
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<font size="71">What? We don't have water balloons.</font>

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<font size="71">Where are we gonna
put all this shaving cream?</font>

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<font size="71">Oh.</font>

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<font size="71">-It was Billy's idea.
-I'm Tommy.</font>

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<font size="71">And don't you forget it!</font>

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<font size="71">You don't even have a costume.</font>

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<font size="71">(SCOFFS)</font>

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<font size="71">Okay, but... (SIGHS) Just remember
that this is a respectable family.</font>

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<font size="71">If I see any funny business,</font>

126
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<font size="71">I am going to magic
you into a pickled herring.</font>

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<font size="71">(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)</font>

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<font size="71">(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)</font>

129
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<font size="71">I wanna see a full work-up
inside the hour.</font>

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<font size="71">-SOLDIER: Yes, sir.
-Hayward.</font>

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<font size="71">Hayward!</font>

132
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<font size="71">You cut us off at the knees,
sending in that missile.</font>

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<font size="71">Now we know who we're dealing with.</font>

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<font size="71">Hey, there he is.</font>

135
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<font size="71">The guy who almost
got murdered by his own murder squad.</font>

136
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<font size="71">You work for me?</font>

137
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<font size="71">-I actually don't know.
-She's with me.</font>

138
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<font size="71">I see. And which one
of you is the sassy best friend?</font>

139
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<font size="71">There is no time for you
to diminish your colleagues</font>

140
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<font size="71">when you're about
to start a war you can't win.</font>

141
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<font size="71">Maximoff was never
gonna negotiate with us.</font>

142
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<font size="71">We take her out,
this whole nightmare ends.</font>

143
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<font size="71">MONICA: We don't know that.</font>

144
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<font size="71">We actually have no idea</font>

145
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<font size="71">what will happen in there
or out here if Wanda dies.</font>

146
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<font size="71">So, what? We just surrender to that?</font>

147
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<font size="71">Not happening.</font>

148
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<font size="71">We can't outgun her.</font>

149
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<font size="71">And clearly antagonizing her
is only making things worse.</font>

150
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<font size="71">If Wanda is the problem,
she has to be our solution.</font>

151
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<font size="71">Captain Rambeau, you have become
an impediment to this mission.</font>

152
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<font size="71">(SIGHS)</font>

153
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<font size="71">Constantly advocating
on behalf of super-powered individuals.</font>

154
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<font size="71">Yes, I know
your history with Carol Danvers.</font>

155
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<font size="71">You know, you people who left,</font>

156
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<font size="71">still have the luxury of optimism.</font>

157
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<font size="71">You have no idea what it was like.</font>

158
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<font size="71">What it took to keep the lights on.</font>

159
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<font size="71">Don't use the last five years
as an excuse to be a coward.</font>

160
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<font size="71">Maybe it's a good thing
you weren't here when your mother died.</font>

161
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<font size="71">Because clearly
you don't have the stomach for this job.</font>

162
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<font size="71">Get her off my base. Now. All of 'em.</font>

163
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<font size="71">SOLDIER: All right. Come on. Let's go.</font>

164
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<font size="71">Hayward is way overstepping
his provisional authority.</font>

165
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<font size="71">He was looking
for a reason to sideline us.</font>

166
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<font size="71">He's up to something.</font>

167
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<font size="71">SOLDIER: Let's go. Everybody in!</font>

168
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<font size="71">(GRUNTS)</font>

169
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<font size="71">-(MONICA YELLS)
-(SOLDIER GROANS)</font>

170
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<font size="71">(PANTING)</font>

171
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<font size="71">Why didn't anyone tell me the plan?</font>

172
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<font size="71">-You okay?
-Yeah. Let's move.</font>

173
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<font size="71">This is it. Game time.</font>

174
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<font size="71">It's not a competition, Tommy.</font>

175
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<font size="71">-It is if you're a winner.
-Tommy.</font>

176
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<font size="71">(SHOUTS) Unleash hell, demon spawn.</font>

177
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<font size="71">(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)</font>

178
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<font size="71">Do you remember when we were
at the orphanage after mom and dad died?</font>

179
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<font size="71">What was the name of that kid
who was always trying to steal your boots?</font>

180
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<font size="71">You know, he was the one...
He had the... He had the skin thing.</font>

181
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<font size="71">You're testing me.</font>

182
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<font size="71">No, I'm not.</font>

183
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<font size="71">Hey, it's cool. I know I look different.</font>

184
00:10:02,207 --> 00:10:05,627
<font size="71">Why do you... look different?</font>

185
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<font size="71">You tell me.
I mean, if I found Shangri-La,</font>

186
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<font size="71">I wouldn't wanna be
reminded of the past either.</font>

187
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<font size="71">(LAUGHS) Next house, Mom.</font>

188
00:10:13,844 --> 00:10:15,354
<font size="71">Junior entrepreneur, over here.</font>

189
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<font size="71">How about you let Uncle P help you
maximize your candy acquisition, huh?</font>

190
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<font size="71">(CHUCKLING) Yeah. Kick-ass!</font>

191
00:10:19,850 --> 00:10:21,020
<font size="71">"I feel the need..."</font>

192
00:10:21,101 --> 00:10:23,021
<font size="71">-"For speed."
-(BOTH YELP)</font>

193
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<font size="71">Kick-ass.</font>

194
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<font size="71">(INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER RADIO)</font>

195
00:10:26,857 --> 00:10:28,647
<font size="71">-Oh, hey, Herb.
-Oh, hey!</font>

196
00:10:28,734 --> 00:10:29,864
<font size="71">How's patrol going?</font>

197
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<font size="71">Eh, quiet, so far. Hold up, will you?</font>

198
00:10:32,946 --> 00:10:35,156
<font size="71">-(MAN TALKING OVER RADIO)
-Say again.</font>

199
00:10:35,282 --> 00:10:38,492
<font size="71">-(MAN TALKING OVER RADIO)
-All the candy has disappeared?</font>

200
00:10:38,577 --> 00:10:40,077
<font size="71">What? Who took my candy?</font>

201
00:10:42,748 --> 00:10:45,328
<font size="71">And now all
the jack-o'-lanterns have been smashed.</font>

202
00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:48,247
<font size="71">(PIETRO, BILLY AND TOMMY CHEERING)</font>

203
00:10:49,504 --> 00:10:52,134
<font size="71">And now everyone's
covered in silly string?</font>

204
00:10:52,507 --> 00:10:54,337
<font size="71">PIETRO: Whoo!</font>

205
00:10:57,054 --> 00:10:58,184
<font size="71">Sorry, Wanda, I gotta bounce.</font>

206
00:10:58,263 --> 00:11:00,473
<font size="71">Well, maybe Vision
can help you out. (CHUCKLES)</font>

207
00:11:00,557 --> 00:11:02,767
<font size="71">Vision? Oh, he's not on duty.</font>

208
00:11:02,893 --> 00:11:06,983
<font size="71">Oh! I... I thought he...</font>

209
00:11:07,064 --> 00:11:09,024
<font size="71">Is there something
I can do for you, Wanda?</font>

210
00:11:09,107 --> 00:11:12,147
<font size="71">Do you want something changed?</font>

211
00:11:12,235 --> 00:11:16,815
<font size="71">(CHUCKLING) No. It's fine. Never mind.</font>

212
00:11:16,907 --> 00:11:18,697
<font size="71">(CHUCKLES) All right. Peace.</font>

213
00:11:24,289 --> 00:11:25,829
<font size="71">WOMAN: Hey! How's it going?</font>

214
00:11:25,916 --> 00:11:27,576
<font size="71">Happy Halloween.</font>

215
00:11:27,668 --> 00:11:29,668
<font size="71">(INDISTINCT CHATTER)</font>

216
00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:11,588
<font size="71">I'm so hungry, I'd eat anything.</font>

217
00:12:15,173 --> 00:12:17,093
<font size="71">Hungry? I remember hungry.</font>

218
00:12:17,175 --> 00:12:19,215
<font size="71">I used to be like that all the time.</font>

219
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:20,433
<font size="71">What did you do?</font>

220
00:12:20,512 --> 00:12:22,892
<font size="71">Snacked on Yo-Magic, bro.</font>

221
00:12:23,015 --> 00:12:24,845
<font size="71">Now I have time to hang fin.</font>

222
00:12:25,684 --> 00:12:26,854
<font size="71">Can I have some?</font>

223
00:12:26,935 --> 00:12:28,845
<font size="71">Here you go, little dude.</font>

224
00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:34,900
<font size="71">(GRUNTS)</font>

225
00:12:40,032 --> 00:12:41,242
<font size="71">(GASPS WEAKLY)</font>

226
00:12:46,121 --> 00:12:48,871
<font size="71">SHARK: Yo-Magic! The snack for survivors!</font>

227
00:12:53,879 --> 00:12:57,379
<font size="71">This is so lame. I can't believe
you're making them return all the candy.</font>

228
00:12:57,466 --> 00:12:59,546
<font size="71">I can't believe
what a bad influence you are.</font>

229
00:12:59,635 --> 00:13:01,045
<font size="71">Who beefed in your borscht?</font>

230
00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:03,850
<font size="71">I'm just trying to do my part, okay?</font>

231
00:13:03,930 --> 00:13:06,890
<font size="71">Come to town unexpectedly,
create tension with the brother-in-law,</font>

232
00:13:06,975 --> 00:13:09,935
<font size="71">stir up trouble with the rugrats,
and ultimately give you grief.</font>

233
00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,940
<font size="71">I mean, that's what you wanted, isn't it?</font>

234
00:13:13,023 --> 00:13:15,233
<font size="71">What happened to your accent?</font>

235
00:13:15,317 --> 00:13:16,987
<font size="71">What happened to yours?</font>

236
00:13:17,945 --> 00:13:19,735
<font size="71">Details are fuzzy, man.</font>

237
00:13:20,656 --> 00:13:23,866
<font size="71">I got shot like a chump
on the street for no reason at all</font>

238
00:13:23,951 --> 00:13:26,411
<font size="71">and the next thing I know,
I heard you calling me.</font>

239
00:13:28,163 --> 00:13:29,413
<font size="71">I knew you needed me.</font>

240
00:13:30,791 --> 00:13:32,211
<font size="71">Uncle P, guess what?
(CHUCKLES)</font>

241
00:13:32,292 --> 00:13:36,342
<font size="71">They've got full-size candy bars
a few blocks up. Mom, can we go?</font>

242
00:13:36,421 --> 00:13:38,301
<font size="71">Next stop, Cavity Town.</font>

243
00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:40,182
<font size="71">Right on, little dude.</font>

244
00:13:40,258 --> 00:13:41,888
<font size="71">Chip off the old Maximoff block.</font>

245
00:13:41,969 --> 00:13:43,139
<font size="71">You've got super speed!</font>

246
00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:44,600
<font size="71">-I do?
-Yeah!</font>

247
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,310
<font size="71">WANDA: It's okay, baby.</font>

248
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:47,890
<font size="71">You can take it slow, and you can--</font>

249
00:13:47,975 --> 00:13:49,805
<font size="71">(CHEERING)</font>

250
00:13:55,983 --> 00:13:59,653
<font size="71">If you're gonna break the sound barrier,
please just take your brother with you.</font>

251
00:13:59,736 --> 00:14:00,946
<font size="71">-Really?
-Really?</font>

252
00:14:01,029 --> 00:14:04,659
<font size="71">Really. Yeah.
And please just remember to--</font>

253
00:14:04,741 --> 00:14:06,911
<font size="71">BOTH: Don't go past Ellis Avenue.</font>

254
00:14:06,994 --> 00:14:08,624
<font size="71">We know, Mom. We know.</font>

255
00:14:08,704 --> 00:14:10,334
<font size="71">Hey! Be careful.</font>

256
00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:24,007
<font size="71">PIETRO: I'm just trying
to do my part, okay?</font>

257
00:14:24,094 --> 00:14:27,394
<font size="71">Come to town unexpectedly,
create tension with the brother-in-law...</font>

258
00:14:27,472 --> 00:14:29,182
<font size="71">MONICA: Who is that?</font>

259
00:14:29,266 --> 00:14:30,926
<font size="71">Wanda's brother came to town.</font>

260
00:14:31,727 --> 00:14:33,147
<font size="71">He brought the wrong face.</font>

261
00:14:33,228 --> 00:14:34,348
<font size="71">AGENT WOO: Over here.</font>

262
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,768
<font size="71">-What happened to your accent?
-What happened to yours?</font>

263
00:14:37,232 --> 00:14:38,232
<font size="71">(DARCY SIGHS)</font>

264
00:14:38,317 --> 00:14:39,857
<font size="71">MONICA: We shouldn't
hang out here too long.</font>

265
00:14:39,943 --> 00:14:41,403
<font size="71">DARCY: Uh, give me two seconds.</font>

266
00:14:41,486 --> 00:14:44,236
<font size="71">I just need to hack into
the secure network on the base.</font>

267
00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:47,123
<font size="71">Donezo.</font>

268
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:53,120
<font size="71">Now, should be able to access
the data on Hayward's devices.</font>

269
00:14:55,626 --> 00:14:58,126
<font size="71">Oh. That's interesting.</font>

270
00:14:58,211 --> 00:15:01,841
<font size="71">Guys, Hayward figured out
a way to look through the boundary.</font>

271
00:15:01,923 --> 00:15:03,633
<font size="71">And he didn't share it with the group.</font>

272
00:15:06,553 --> 00:15:08,603
<font size="71">AGENT WOO: Is this Wanda, right here?</font>

273
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,980
<font size="71">No. The program is tracking
the decay signature of vibranium.</font>

274
00:15:12,851 --> 00:15:14,901
<font size="71">Vision. Wait.</font>

275
00:15:14,978 --> 00:15:16,688
<font size="71">Why is Hayward tracking Vision?</font>

276
00:15:16,772 --> 00:15:18,692
<font size="71">I don't know.
This is all I can access so far.</font>

277
00:15:18,774 --> 00:15:21,194
<font size="71">These other dots,
those are Westview residents?</font>

278
00:15:21,276 --> 00:15:23,276
<font size="71">The ones in Vision's
immediate vicinity, yeah.</font>

279
00:15:23,362 --> 00:15:25,322
<font size="71">Hayward must have
an accurate headcount by now.</font>

280
00:15:25,405 --> 00:15:26,405
<font size="71">MONICA: Hmm.</font>

281
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,620
<font size="71">AGENT WOO: And some sense
of their well-being.</font>

282
00:15:30,619 --> 00:15:33,579
<font size="71">Huh... These people,
near the edge of town...</font>

283
00:15:33,705 --> 00:15:35,285
<font size="71">They're barely moving.</font>

284
00:15:35,374 --> 00:15:36,674
<font size="71">Are they alive?</font>

285
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,500
<font size="71">(MONITOR BEEPING)</font>

286
00:15:45,217 --> 00:15:48,547
<font size="71">(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)</font>

287
00:16:08,782 --> 00:16:09,912
<font size="71">VISION: Say, excuse me.</font>

288
00:16:12,452 --> 00:16:13,542
<font size="71">Ma'am?</font>

289
00:16:16,873 --> 00:16:18,083
<font size="71">Are those your children?</font>

290
00:16:20,752 --> 00:16:22,252
<font size="71">Are you waiting for something?</font>

291
00:17:09,718 --> 00:17:11,298
<font size="71">(INDISTINCT CHATTER)</font>

292
00:17:12,346 --> 00:17:13,636
<font size="71">WOMAN: Happy Halloween!</font>

293
00:17:14,514 --> 00:17:15,894
<font size="71">Trick-or-treat?</font>

294
00:17:46,505 --> 00:17:47,505
<font size="71">Agnes?</font>

295
00:17:53,512 --> 00:17:54,812
<font size="71">What are you doing here?</font>

296
00:17:57,349 --> 00:18:00,889
<font size="71">Town Square Scare. Where is it?</font>

297
00:18:01,937 --> 00:18:06,437
<font size="71">Oh, well, the Town Square.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I expect.</font>

298
00:18:07,025 --> 00:18:08,275
<font size="71">(CHUCKLES EMOTIONLESSLY)</font>

299
00:18:10,195 --> 00:18:11,195
<font size="71">Took a wrong turn.</font>

300
00:18:13,573 --> 00:18:14,743
<font size="71">Got lost.</font>

301
00:18:17,035 --> 00:18:18,905
<font size="71">In the town you grew up in?</font>

302
00:18:29,464 --> 00:18:31,054
<font size="71">(GASPS)</font>

303
00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:33,013
<font size="71">-It's all right.
-(GASPS)</font>

304
00:18:34,136 --> 00:18:35,136
<font size="71">(SOFTLY) You...</font>

305
00:18:37,055 --> 00:18:38,675
<font size="71">You're one of the Avengers.</font>

306
00:18:38,765 --> 00:18:40,425
<font size="71">You're Vision.</font>

307
00:18:41,893 --> 00:18:43,353
<font size="71">Are you here to help us?</font>

308
00:18:43,437 --> 00:18:45,687
<font size="71">I am Vision. I do want to help.</font>

309
00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:48,145
<font size="71">But what's an Avenger?</font>

310
00:18:48,984 --> 00:18:49,994
<font size="71">What?</font>

311
00:18:50,902 --> 00:18:51,902
<font size="71">Why don't you know?</font>

312
00:18:54,906 --> 00:18:56,406
<font size="71">(BREATH TREMBLING)</font>

313
00:18:58,910 --> 00:18:59,910
<font size="71">Am I dead?</font>

314
00:18:59,995 --> 00:19:03,495
<font size="71">No, no. Why would you think that?</font>

315
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:05,875
<font size="71">Because you are.</font>

316
00:19:07,461 --> 00:19:08,631
<font size="71">'Cause I'm what?</font>

317
00:19:09,504 --> 00:19:10,514
<font size="71">Dead.</font>

318
00:19:11,548 --> 00:19:12,548
<font size="71">Dead.</font>

319
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,890
<font size="71">(SHOUTS) Dead!</font>

320
00:19:15,886 --> 00:19:16,966
<font size="71">Dead!</font>

321
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:22,731
<font size="71">Agnes, it is my intention
to reach those outside of Westview</font>

322
00:19:22,809 --> 00:19:24,479
<font size="71">and make sense of our situation.</font>

323
00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:26,896
<font size="71">(SOFTLY) How?</font>

324
00:19:28,815 --> 00:19:30,145
<font size="71">No one leaves.</font>

325
00:19:32,277 --> 00:19:33,947
<font size="71">Wanda won't even let us think about it.</font>

326
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:39,369
<font size="71">(CHUCKLING)</font>

327
00:19:39,451 --> 00:19:41,201
<font size="71">All is lost.</font>

328
00:19:41,286 --> 00:19:42,866
<font size="71">-Agnes...
-(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)</font>

329
00:19:42,955 --> 00:19:44,365
<font size="71">Agnes, please calm down.</font>

330
00:19:44,456 --> 00:19:47,496
<font size="71">-Agnes! Please...
-(CONTINUES LAUGHING MANIACALLY)</font>

331
00:19:50,295 --> 00:19:51,375
<font size="71">(LAUGHING STOPS)</font>

332
00:19:52,172 --> 00:19:54,422
<font size="71">I will fix this, Agnes. I promise.</font>

333
00:19:57,928 --> 00:19:59,718
<font size="71">Okey-dokey, neighbor.</font>

334
00:20:09,564 --> 00:20:10,864
<font size="71">(TIRES SCREECH)</font>

335
00:20:11,692 --> 00:20:13,532
<font size="71">Happy Halloweenie!</font>

336
00:20:44,975 --> 00:20:49,515
<font size="71">(CELL PHONE RINGING)</font>

337
00:20:50,981 --> 00:20:52,441
<font size="71">That's it.</font>

338
00:20:52,524 --> 00:20:55,614
<font size="71">My way back into the Hex
will be here in an hour.</font>

339
00:20:55,694 --> 00:20:57,994
<font size="71">Just gotta meet my guy over the ridge.</font>

340
00:20:58,071 --> 00:20:59,361
<font size="71">Let's roll.</font>

341
00:20:59,448 --> 00:21:00,908
<font size="71">You can't do that.</font>

342
00:21:00,991 --> 00:21:02,951
<font size="71">Sure we can.
I'm a whiz at hot-wiring cars.</font>

343
00:21:03,035 --> 00:21:04,785
<font size="71">You can't go back into the Hex.</font>

344
00:21:04,870 --> 00:21:05,870
<font size="71">Worst case scenario,</font>

345
00:21:05,954 --> 00:21:09,714
<font size="71">Wanda removes my free will
and puts me in ultra-low-rise jeans.</font>

346
00:21:09,791 --> 00:21:11,381
<font size="71">Hayward has your blood work.</font>

347
00:21:14,546 --> 00:21:16,966
<font size="71">You've gone through
the boundary twice already, Monica.</font>

348
00:21:17,090 --> 00:21:21,350
<font size="71">The energy inside has re-written
your cells on a molecular level twice.</font>

349
00:21:21,428 --> 00:21:23,308
<font size="71">It's changing you.</font>

350
00:21:25,265 --> 00:21:27,265
<font size="71">Seen enough lab results
to last me a lifetime.</font>

351
00:21:28,268 --> 00:21:31,858
<font size="71">Cells metastasizing, cells in remission.</font>

352
00:21:33,523 --> 00:21:38,033
<font size="71">I know what Wanda's feeling
and I won't stop until I help her.</font>

353
00:21:41,073 --> 00:21:42,073
<font size="71">Okay.</font>

354
00:21:43,617 --> 00:21:44,787
<font size="71">Okay.</font>

355
00:21:46,078 --> 00:21:47,248
<font size="71">But I'm staying here.</font>

356
00:21:47,371 --> 00:21:50,831
<font size="71">-Wait, you can't stay here. It's not safe.
-What? Darcy, what are you talkin' about?</font>

357
00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:52,956
<font size="71">I haven't made it through
Hayward's last firewall.</font>

358
00:21:53,043 --> 00:21:56,303
<font size="71">There's something big here.
Something that can help us. I know it.</font>

359
00:21:59,716 --> 00:22:01,426
<font size="71">Fine. Fine.</font>

360
00:22:01,510 --> 00:22:05,970
<font size="71">I'll drop you the location,
you meet us out there as soon as you can.</font>

361
00:22:26,618 --> 00:22:28,618
<font size="71">(INDISTINCT CHATTER)</font>

362
00:22:33,834 --> 00:22:35,964
<font size="71">-PIETRO: Holy shmacaroni.
-(WANDA CHUCKLES)</font>

363
00:22:36,044 --> 00:22:37,714
<font size="71">PIETRO: Wow!
WANDA: Isn't it great?</font>

364
00:22:37,796 --> 00:22:40,716
<font size="71">PIETRO: Damn it, if Westview, New Jersey
isn't charming as hell.</font>

365
00:22:40,799 --> 00:22:44,179
<font size="71">Now, I know that you think
that I've have gone full soccer mom.</font>

366
00:22:44,261 --> 00:22:48,931
<font size="71">-Yeah.
-But it really is nice, right?</font>

367
00:22:49,016 --> 00:22:50,596
<font size="71">Yeah. (SIGHS HEAVILY)</font>

368
00:22:53,061 --> 00:22:55,441
<font size="71">I think Mom and Dad would've loved it.</font>

369
00:22:57,065 --> 00:23:00,605
<font size="71">Yeah. I think they would have.</font>

370
00:23:02,321 --> 00:23:03,781
<font size="71">(CHILDREN LAUGHING)</font>

371
00:23:05,115 --> 00:23:07,075
<font size="71">Where were you hiding
these kids up till now?</font>

372
00:23:07,159 --> 00:23:08,159
<font size="71">-What?
-I assume</font>

373
00:23:08,243 --> 00:23:10,373
<font size="71">they were sleeping
peacefully in their beds.</font>

374
00:23:10,454 --> 00:23:13,674
<font size="71">No need to traumatize beyond the
occasional holiday episode cameo, right?</font>

375
00:23:13,749 --> 00:23:15,539
<font size="71">-No...
-You were always the empathetic twin.</font>

376
00:23:15,626 --> 00:23:17,416
<font size="71">-I don't... I didn't...
-Don't get me wrong.</font>

377
00:23:17,502 --> 00:23:20,672
<font size="71">You've handled the ethical considerations
of this scenario as best you could.</font>

378
00:23:20,756 --> 00:23:22,216
<font size="71">Families and couples stay together,</font>

379
00:23:22,299 --> 00:23:25,929
<font size="71">most personalities aren't far off from
what's underneath, people got better jobs,</font>

380
00:23:26,011 --> 00:23:27,511
<font size="71">better haircuts, for sure.</font>

381
00:23:27,596 --> 00:23:33,016
<font size="71">-You don't think it's wrong?
-What, are you kidding?</font>

382
00:23:33,101 --> 00:23:35,151
<font size="71">I'm impressed! Seriously.</font>

383
00:23:35,228 --> 00:23:37,108
<font size="71">It's a big leap
from giving people nightmares</font>

384
00:23:37,189 --> 00:23:39,359
<font size="71">and shooting red wiggly-woos
out of your hands.</font>

385
00:23:42,235 --> 00:23:43,775
<font size="71">How'd you even do all this?</font>

386
00:23:47,074 --> 00:23:52,454
<font size="71">Hey, I'm not some stranger
and I'm not your husband.</font>

387
00:23:55,248 --> 00:23:56,498
<font size="71">You can talk to me.</font>

388
00:24:04,383 --> 00:24:06,973
<font size="71">I don't know how I did it.</font>

389
00:24:08,929 --> 00:24:10,389
<font size="71">I...</font>

390
00:24:11,056 --> 00:24:16,516
<font size="71">I only remember
feeling completely alone.</font>

391
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,650
<font size="71">Empty. I just...</font>

392
00:24:22,901 --> 00:24:24,901
<font size="71">Endless nothingness.</font>

393
00:24:29,574 --> 00:24:30,704
<font size="71">(SNIFFLES)</font>

394
00:24:31,618 --> 00:24:32,698
<font size="71">(GASPS)</font>

395
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,500
<font size="71">Are you okay?</font>

396
00:24:41,837 --> 00:24:43,007
<font size="71">I'm fine.</font>

397
00:24:43,714 --> 00:24:45,094
<font size="71">Uh-huh.</font>

398
00:24:46,174 --> 00:24:48,184
<font size="71">(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)</font>

399
00:24:54,057 --> 00:24:56,887
<font size="71">Hayward, you sneaky bastard.</font>

400
00:25:12,534 --> 00:25:13,544
<font size="71">Move out.</font>

401
00:25:15,954 --> 00:25:20,004
<font size="71">Vision. What's he doing?</font>

402
00:26:30,696 --> 00:26:32,776
<font size="71">(VISION GRUNTING)</font>

403
00:26:36,618 --> 00:26:39,158
<font size="71">He really does want out, doesn't he?</font>

404
00:26:39,246 --> 00:26:41,536
<font size="71">(GRUNTING)</font>

405
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:47,920
<font size="71">(GRUNTS)</font>

406
00:26:50,966 --> 00:26:51,966
<font size="71">Oh, no.</font>

407
00:26:53,218 --> 00:26:55,178
<font size="71">Why aren't you helping him?</font>

408
00:26:55,262 --> 00:26:57,602
<font size="71">-Stop! He's coming apart!
-Hey!</font>

409
00:26:59,057 --> 00:27:01,347
<font size="71">(GRUNTING LOUDLY)</font>

410
00:27:07,357 --> 00:27:09,277
<font size="71">HAYWARD: He really does want out
doesn't he?</font>

411
00:27:13,030 --> 00:27:15,200
<font size="71">-Whoa, Billy!
-Shh!</font>

412
00:27:15,282 --> 00:27:16,452
<font size="71">Are you okay?</font>

413
00:27:16,575 --> 00:27:18,035
<font size="71">(VISION SCREAMING)</font>

414
00:27:18,118 --> 00:27:19,118
<font size="71">Mom!</font>

415
00:27:20,704 --> 00:27:23,674
<font size="71">Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!</font>

416
00:27:23,749 --> 00:27:25,079
<font size="71">What? What is it, Billy?</font>

417
00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:28,877
<font size="71">(PANTING) I hear Dad in my head.
He's in trouble.</font>

418
00:27:28,962 --> 00:27:30,762
<font size="71">(GRUNTING)</font>

419
00:27:30,839 --> 00:27:33,129
<font size="71">DARCY: Let me go! What are you doing?</font>

420
00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:34,836
<font size="71">Help him! Let me go!</font>

421
00:27:34,926 --> 00:27:36,006
<font size="71">Help!</font>

422
00:27:36,386 --> 00:27:37,386
<font size="71">(SHUDDERS)</font>

423
00:27:38,972 --> 00:27:41,222
<font size="71">The people need help.
(GRUNTS)</font>

424
00:27:44,144 --> 00:27:45,654
<font size="71">(GASPS)</font>

425
00:27:48,273 --> 00:27:49,573
<font size="71">(WHIMPERS)</font>

426
00:27:52,152 --> 00:27:53,242
<font size="71">(GROANS)</font>

427
00:27:58,617 --> 00:28:00,577
<font size="71">I don't understand.
What's happening to me?</font>

428
00:28:00,661 --> 00:28:03,251
<font size="71">Where is he? Where's your dad?</font>

429
00:28:03,372 --> 00:28:06,332
<font size="71">Hey, don't sweat it, sis. It's not like
your dead husband can die twice.</font>

430
00:28:06,875 --> 00:28:08,455
<font size="71">-(GRUNTS)
-(YELPS)</font>

431
00:28:13,048 --> 00:28:16,508
<font size="71">Billy, I need you to focus.</font>

432
00:28:17,469 --> 00:28:19,549
<font size="71">(SHUDDERING)</font>

433
00:28:19,638 --> 00:28:21,768
<font size="71">I can't tell. I see these...</font>

434
00:28:21,890 --> 00:28:24,430
<font size="71">-(GRUNTS)
-...soldiers.</font>

435
00:28:25,936 --> 00:28:27,096
<font size="71">(SCREAMING)</font>

436
00:28:28,271 --> 00:28:29,271
<font size="71">They think he's dying.</font>

437
00:28:36,071 --> 00:28:37,491
<font size="71">(CHATTER STOPS)</font>

438
00:28:47,082 --> 00:28:49,962
<font size="71">Jimmy. Jimmy, do you see that?
Something's happening!</font>

439
00:28:50,043 --> 00:28:51,173
<font size="71">It's moving! Go, go!</font>

440
00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:57,840
<font size="71">(RUMBLING)</font>

441
00:29:00,137 --> 00:29:03,217
<font size="71">Go, go, go! Move, move, move!</font>

442
00:29:10,188 --> 00:29:11,898
<font size="71">Are you serious right now?</font>

443
00:29:14,776 --> 00:29:16,526
<font size="71">SOLDIER: Hey! Stop!</font>

444
00:29:25,704 --> 00:29:29,924
<font size="71">(GRUNTS) Oh, fudge.</font>

445
00:29:40,135 --> 00:29:41,965
<font size="71">(SOLDIERS SCREAMING)</font>

446
00:29:42,054 --> 00:29:43,224
<font size="71">(CLOWNS CHUCKLING)</font>

447
00:29:43,305 --> 00:29:45,515
<font size="71">(ALL SCREAMING)</font>

448
00:29:45,641 --> 00:29:47,141
<font size="71">(INDISTINCT CHATTER)</font>

449
00:29:50,854 --> 00:29:52,274
<font size="71">Push it! Faster!</font>

450
00:29:52,356 --> 00:29:54,266
<font size="71">(ENGINE ROARING)</font>

451
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,900
<font size="71">(TIRES SCREECHING)</font>

452
00:30:08,455 --> 00:30:10,415
<font size="71">Come in. Anyone read me?</font>

453
00:30:12,626 --> 00:30:13,706
<font size="71">Anyone hear my voice?</font>

454
00:30:15,921 --> 00:30:17,381
<font size="71">Does anyone read me?</font>

455
00:30:19,508 --> 00:30:20,968
<font size="71">Anyone read me? Over.</font>

