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Korea mein zombiyon ka kahar

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Hello, main hamesha tumhaara samarthan
karata hoon!

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Kya Hyosan mein kuchh hua hai?

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Tum Hyosaan kyon ja rahe ho?

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Mere dad Hyosan se hain.
kya ye pralay ki shuruaat hai?

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Mujhe aaj ka intazaar tha. Zombee?

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Aakhirakaar, vo sach mein ja raha hai.

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jab tum vahaan pahunchoge to main vaapis
online aaoonga.

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Orenge tum par achchha lagata hai.
tum vahaan kyon ja rahe ho?

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zombeeland! Traffic ko kya hua?

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Ye sab kab se chal raha hai?
Zombeeland kya bala hai?

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tumne apani car chhod di?

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Aage paidal jaoge?
Tumhaare viewer to badh rahe hain.

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Kya tum paagal ho, Orenge?

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Mera ek dost vahaan hai, mujhe uski koi
khabar nahine.

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Zombeeland mein jaane ke liye tumane
car kahaan paark ke?

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Tumhein yahin daphanaaya jayega.

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Zombee virus ki mahaamaari phail
gayi hai.

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Insta par to asali hi dikhai de raha hai.

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Main bhi saath chalana chaahata hoon.
Gloves nahin laaye? Korea mein zombee?

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Kal se mainne bahut se helicopter udate
hue dekhe hain.

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Tumhara mask kahaan hai?
Kya zombee? Ye to bas ek virus hai.

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Tumhein sabse zyaada zaroorat
gardan ke gaurd ki hai.

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Agar tum Hyosan ja rahe ho to vaapis mat
aana.

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Hamesha apana mask pahan kar rakhana.

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Hyosan jaane ke saare raaste band.

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Kya kisi zombee ke kaatane se zombee
he ban jaate hain?

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Meri maa ne mujhe ghar hi rahane ko
kaha hai aur tum bilakul taiyaar ho.

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Tumhaari aatma ko shaanti mile.
Vo kahaan hai?

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Kya vaaki vo ek zombee hai?

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Kya vo naatak kar raha hai?

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tum achchhe kahaanikaar ban sakate
ho. Ye kab khatam hoga?

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Ye footage saboot ke taur par istemaal
hogi.

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Bahut jaanadaar acting hai tumhaari.
Kya bathroom break milega?

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Police kahaan hai?
Apani kulhaadee nikaal lo.

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Kuchh dikhaai nahin de raha.
Ye abhi kya dikhaai diya?

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Camera rod ki taraf ghumaao. zombee ko
maarane ke liye gun chaahiye.

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Mujhe nahin lagata aaj raat main
so paoonga.

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Tum vaaki bahut bahaadur ho.

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Thoda saaf dikha sakate ho?
Mujhe lagata hai iski to lag gai.

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Ye sab dekhate hue mujhe ghutan ho rahi
hai.

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Itana bhaagane ke baad uska vazan
kam ho jayega.

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Mujhe asali zombee kab dikhaai dega?

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Shit, zombeeland! Kya vo bach paayega?
Bhaago vahaan se!

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Tumhein ek gun saath rakhani chaahiye
thi. Ye ek zombee hai!

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Music 3

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Policevaale bekaar hain.
Kya koi zinda hai?

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Iske zimmedaar tum khud ho. Tumhaare
bahut se naye fan banenge.

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Tum yahaan pahunch kaise gaye?

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Isne to hadd hee kar dee hai.
Ye bahut daraavana hai.

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Zombee aur kaatil? Koi fark nahin.

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Zombee kahaan hain? Tum thake hue lag
rahe ho.

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Main tumhaare channel ko subscribe
karoonga. Vaah!

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Vahaan se jaldi baahar nikalo.

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Khud chal
kar narak mein jaane ki kya zaroorat hai?

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Aur zombee nahin hain?
Tumhein maja aa raha hai kya?

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Tum jaise logon ki vajah se hi COVID-19
itana phaila hai.

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Maa, mujhe bada hokar Orenge jaisa
bananaa hai.

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Main tumhaari izzat karata hoon.

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Main abhi kaam se vaapis aaya hoon.
abhi bhi chal raha hai? saala paagal!

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Tum Orenge King ban gaye ho.

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Baahar mat ghumo.
Kya vo virus se sankramit hai?

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Toofaan se pahale ki shaanti.
Tumhaari kulhaadi kahaan hai?

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Kaate jaane par vo bhi zombee kyon ban
jaate hain?

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Tumhaari maa chaahati hai tum ghar par
raho.

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Are daravaaza tod do.
Are humein kachara kyon dikha rahe ho?

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humein vahaan nahin jaana chaahiye.

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Zombee jinda laashein hote hain.

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Kya vo bhi zombee ban jaega?

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tum kulhaadee apane saath kis lie
laaye ho?

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Unki aavaajein bahut daraavanee hoti hain.

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Shart laga lo! Ye building zombiyon se
bhari padi hai.

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Agar tum meree tarah mahasoos nahin kar
rahe to bhool jao.

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Tumhein apane saath gun laani chaahiye
thi.

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Sab like aur suscribe karo.
Ise dekh kar narvas ho raha hoon.

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Vo paagal hai jo vahaan gaya.

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Shaanadaar! Ye zombiyon ka adda hai. jara
dhyaan se. kahaan ja rahe ho?

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Ghoomana band karo aur kaheen chhup jao.

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Meri hatheliyon par paseena aa raha hai.
Kya tumhaare paas laalaten nahin hai?

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Kya humein use bhi zombee banate hue
live dekhana padega?

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Vo kaheen se bhi tum par chhalaang laga
sakate hain.

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Main to akela kabhi bhi na jaoon.
Ruko aur vaapis aao.

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Yakeen kar sakate ho kitane log dekh rahe
hain?

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Ye to kisi thriller se bhi badhiya hai.

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Jo kuchh bhi tumane kiya hai usake liye
thank you!

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Subscribe aur like ki baadh aa rahi hai.

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Ye to gaya. Kya pata tha use marate hue
live dekhana padega.

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Ye to bachche lag rahe hain.
Ye zombee to bahut hee cute hain.

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Ye hai hamaara future!

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Zombee bachchon ke liye bahut
dukh ho raha hai.

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Mujhe dar lag raha hai.

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Aaj raat mujhe nind nahin aayegi.

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Aur kitani der karane vaale ho ye sab?
Ise jaari rakho.

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Ye bahut hi romaanchak hai.
Kya ho raha hai? Zombee!

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