1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,886 [intense woodwind music playing] 2 00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:24,691 Fuck yeah. 3 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:28,611 Fuck yeah. 4 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:31,072 Oh, Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that. 5 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:32,824 That's it. Waddle for me, baby. 6 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:35,577 -Waddle. Waddle, baby. -Yeah? What if I waddle like this? 7 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:37,245 [man moans] 8 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:39,748 Fuck yeah. Yeah, waddle for me, baby. 9 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:42,333 Yeah, keep doing that. Yeah, go over there. 10 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,461 Waddle over there. Yeah, like that. 11 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:47,130 -Oh, yeah. Like that, baby. -Ooh. 12 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:50,300 Oh. Careful. There are orcas over there. 13 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:51,968 -Orcas? -Yeah, they wanna eat you. 14 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,137 -They wanna eat me? -[moans] 15 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:57,348 I haven't seen orcas since last winter. 16 00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:01,352 Oh, fuck, last winter was so fucking hot. 17 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:02,270 -So hot. -Yeah. 18 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:04,773 Everything was melting and-- 19 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:08,026 Oh, no! The ice! It's breaking! 20 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:11,654 Careful. If you fall in, they're gonna fucking eat you. 21 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,991 -Oh, it's cracking! Oh! -Careful! 22 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:20,663 Global warming is gonna kill us all! 23 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:24,751 [screaming] 24 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:26,836 Yeah! Yeah! 25 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,051 Too real? 26 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:34,094 [sighs] 27 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,554 Yeah, the global warming thing's a bit of a boner-killer. 28 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:37,514 -Um… -Sure. Yeah. 29 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,599 Let's just go back to the waddling, maybe? 30 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:41,684 -Yeah, sure. -Start with that. Yeah. And… 31 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:44,354 You should search for your lost penguin egg. 32 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:45,855 -Got it. -Okay. 33 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,608 Really search for it, though. Like, just really look for it. 34 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:50,819 Love it. Giving it stakes. 35 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:52,737 [exhales] 36 00:01:53,404 --> 00:01:54,364 [Mira] Oh, I knew it. 37 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:58,159 I knew it. That guy looked me in my face and told me the reason 38 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,537 that he was hiking my rent was because he wasn't gonna sell. 39 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:03,498 [MJP] Just because he's selling doesn't mean there's a buyer yet. 40 00:02:03,581 --> 00:02:06,042 I'm the last house left in the Dungeon District. 41 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,420 This isn't about real estate, John Paul. The business is changing. 42 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,881 So, what do you wanna do, mistress? 43 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:13,758 What can I do? 44 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:16,970 You know I can't afford to take on any more. 45 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:19,180 Well, your revenues are up from last year. 46 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,015 You should be able to figure out something. 47 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:22,976 After everything I've been through. 48 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:24,811 The raids. 49 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:26,479 I finally stabilize, 50 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,565 and now I gotta use all my money to move my dungeon? 51 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:31,150 You run the best house in this city. 52 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,527 You'll make it back. 53 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:34,028 -Will I? -Yeah. 54 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:38,032 With all these "fuck you, pay me" Internet dommes out there? 55 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,743 All they need is an iPhone and a Twitter account, 56 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,203 and, no shade, get your money, 57 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,664 but that… is not how I work. 58 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:47,667 Maybe a space just for yourself, then. Like your first place. 59 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:48,918 Hmm. 60 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,378 God, I miss that place. 61 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,464 Do you remember how, when the curtains were open, 62 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:56,426 you could see that huge Jesus in the church across the street? 63 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,344 And I'm on the Saint Andrew's Cross, 64 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,555 and there's Christ looking at me. 65 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:02,891 Oh, the ecstasy. 66 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:05,643 Yeah. 67 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,191 My basement tenant is moving out of my townhouse in May. 68 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:15,111 Yeah, would Keith go for that 69 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,279 with the kids? 70 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,490 I mean, it'd be a conversation, sure. 71 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,203 I don't know. Maybe we'd kill each other, both working from home. 72 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,370 [MJP] Mm-hmm. 73 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,083 But the kids are old enough now. 74 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,252 And they don't have to know everything. 75 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,631 At least they can know something. 76 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,053 Being kinky is part of who you are, John Paul. 77 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:45,850 It's something that I finally accepted about myself, but… 78 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:47,435 Ugh… 79 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:49,395 You've got nothing to be ashamed of, pet. 80 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:53,316 Thank you, mistress. 81 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:58,279 I wish that my family could see me the way you do. 82 00:03:58,363 --> 00:03:59,530 [chuckles] 83 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,994 Where is it? Where did it go? 84 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,913 Did I misplace it? 85 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:08,373 Where is it? 86 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:11,125 Where is my lost penguin egg? 87 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,795 Where's your egg, huh? Where's your egg? 88 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:15,255 -Is it over here? -Yeah. 89 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:18,466 -Could it be over there, maybe? -Yeah. 90 00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:19,592 [door opening] 91 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,513 -Pete. -May? What are you doing here? 92 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:24,889 What are you doing? 93 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,808 Mira said no clients in the dungeon 94 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:28,601 until the course is finished. 95 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,271 -Hi, Joe. -Mistress. 96 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:35,942 Well, since I've been kicked out and uninvited to multiple of her classes, 97 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:38,403 I've taken it upon myself to set out on my own. 98 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:41,447 So, if you'll excuse me, I didn't interrupt your session, 99 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:42,991 so please, don't interrupt mine. 100 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,200 Okay, okay, okay. 101 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:47,370 -But, Pete, I'm serious-- -It's "Carter." 102 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,164 Sorry, Carter. 103 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,792 -Thank you. -Actually, I'm gonna head out. 104 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,502 What? No. Don't go. 105 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:57,630 We haven't even gotten to the part with the cove and the sea lions yet. 106 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,300 Yeah, uh, Master Carter, I'm done. 107 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:05,972 Sorry, I didn't hear a word you just said. 108 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:08,141 You are so hot. 109 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:11,102 Uh, I'm sorry. I was gonna say something earlier, but, um… 110 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:12,937 I… I met a girl. 111 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:15,940 And she's got a lot of similar interests as me, 112 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,359 and she's part of a community of people 113 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:21,320 that live their furry lives out and proud, so… 114 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:24,407 What? But you're, like, my only client. 115 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:27,952 I'll never forget your waddle. 116 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:32,957 Damn. 117 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,501 I never realized how hot he was. 118 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:39,047 So hot, I'm, like, shaking. 119 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,048 Oh, God. 120 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:43,509 Wait. What were we even talking about? 121 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,511 Oh, right. I was mad at you. 122 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:46,888 What? No, I'm mad at you. 123 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:48,473 Oh, Even Stevens, then. 124 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:51,059 No, Pete. I'm seriously mad at you. 125 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:53,394 Why can't my mad be "seriously mad"? 126 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,354 You are compromising my relationship 127 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:58,441 to this entire dungeon by going behind my back like this. 128 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:00,234 "You," "your." 129 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:01,903 Not "we," not "our." 130 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:08,493 Mistress Mira thinks that we should split up for a little bit. 131 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,580 -Don't blame this on Mira. -Mistress Mira. 132 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:18,461 Okay, Mistress May. 133 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,422 If you don't want me to be here, I wont be. 134 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:30,848 I think I have a solution for your studio. 135 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:32,725 -Really? -Mm-hmm. 136 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,936 You're gonna take to the streets for me? 137 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:36,646 Start a GoFundMe? [chuckles] 138 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:39,857 [MJD] Why don't I buy you a condo? 139 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:44,028 Near the trains, in a building where you can do your business peacefully. 140 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:51,619 No, no, no, John Paul, that's too much. 141 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:53,412 With all due respect, mistress, 142 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:55,790 you've taken care of so many people. 143 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:58,960 I want to make sure you're taken care of. 144 00:06:59,043 --> 00:06:59,877 I, uh… 145 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:03,214 I… 146 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:07,552 What about the other dommes? You know, those girls rely on me. 147 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:09,470 [MJD] Mistress, 148 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,848 this is about you. 149 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,237 Please, Mistress. 150 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,240 May your JP do this for you? 151 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:41,752 Sorry, I'm late. 152 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,379 You're just in time. 153 00:07:43,462 --> 00:07:46,007 -Oh, let me help. -They got it. 154 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:48,176 -Ow! Tiff. -Sorry. 155 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,927 I… I was just trying to help. 156 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,222 -He's in a terrible mood. -Well, I got hit by a car, Gina. 157 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,266 And whose fault is that, Doug? 158 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:59,020 Guy who invented cars. Can someone just wheel me out of here? 159 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,148 Last I checked, just your leg was broken. 160 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:06,611 -Oh, um, I got it. -Nah. I can do it myself. 161 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:19,790 Thanks. Fuck, thanks. 162 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:24,212 You got this, Douglas. 163 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:26,589 Mr. Independent. 164 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:31,177 -What is going on with him? -He just heard us talking the other night. 165 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:34,597 -He'll get over it. -God, I was so high. What did we say? 166 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:38,184 I said I never loved him, and you said you didn't know if you could. 167 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:39,519 Shit. 168 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,229 But we also called him a great lay, 169 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:43,689 so he should really take all the love stuff on the chin. 170 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,942 I don't have insurance, 171 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:49,070 but the last time I checked, this paid for things just fine. 172 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:54,742 Gina, I'm so sorry, but would you mind taking Doug to my apartment? 173 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:58,371 It'll be easier. Just no roommate or stairs or anything. Please. 174 00:08:58,454 --> 00:08:59,705 -Sure thing. -[Doug] Oh, shit. 175 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,082 Come on, Douglas. 176 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:02,124 No. 177 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:06,128 No, Gina. I don't need help from you. Okay? I don't need help from anybody. 178 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,507 Thank you. You hear that, Tiff? 179 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:12,426 Tiff? Tiff? 180 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,179 -[Portia] Stripping money is good money. -Portia. 181 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,349 -Tiff. -What's going on? 182 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:22,228 Nurse Ratched over here won't accept my boyfriend's gay go-go boy money 183 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:24,146 for my medical emergency, which is elitist, 184 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:27,233 discriminatory, and, in a roundabout way, homophobic. 185 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:29,694 Okay, but what happened? 186 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,447 Other than the potential baby inside of me? 187 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:36,534 In the shower this morning, I… 188 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:38,661 saw bleeding. 189 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,750 Okay. Shit. Um… 190 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,919 Probably gonna get in trouble for this, but… 191 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,255 here you go. 192 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:59,473 No. No. [laughing] No. 193 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:01,100 Oh… 194 00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:04,562 You know, it's not every day you meet your boyfriend's father 195 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,272 as he tells him you're his girlfriend. 196 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,899 Yeah, this is good. 197 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,985 This is right. 198 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:13,571 Everything else can go back in the closet, thanks. 199 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,700 Oh, penguin man for dry cleaner's, master? 200 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:20,786 I, uh, I don't think I'm gonna need that anymore. 201 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:23,622 Last time there was a nasty stain. 202 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:26,375 Rolph… 203 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,170 I know you didn't really have a choice, 204 00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:31,672 seeing as how Mistress May banished you to work for me 205 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,966 due to your professing your love for her, but… 206 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,094 do you think I'm good at this? 207 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:39,555 At being a dom? 208 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:43,434 And don't tell me what I wanna hear just because I own you. 209 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:45,853 Permission to speak honestly. 210 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:47,813 Am I a good master? 211 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,190 -No. -No? 212 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:53,819 I miss my mistress. 213 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:56,822 She is special. 214 00:10:58,574 --> 00:10:59,700 She has gift. 215 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,538 And what do I have? 216 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,249 Insecurity masked by humor. 217 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,003 [scoffs] 218 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:13,839 Wow. Okay. 219 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:14,840 Hmm. 220 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,593 Permission to speak honestly over. 221 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,890 How do I look? Don't answer that. 222 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:25,976 But do. How do I look? 223 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:29,814 Handsome. 224 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,984 But seriously, I've taken pants off before. 225 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,986 -This is not about your butt. -[Tiff] Doug? Gina? 226 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,322 -It's about your leg. -I can do it by myself, Gina. 227 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,324 Uh, hi. 228 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,283 Oh… 229 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,868 Can you guys please talk somewhere else 230 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,329 about how much you hate me? I'm trying to take a shit. 231 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,460 He's not my problem anymore. 232 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,632 Thank you for everything that you've done. 233 00:11:58,843 --> 00:11:59,885 You too. 234 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,055 Bye, Douglas. 235 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,890 -[grunts] -I'm leaving you again. 236 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,225 [Doug] Oh. 237 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,561 Well, that was in poor taste, Virginia. 238 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,104 [Tiff] Um… 239 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,107 I've never seen you angry before. 240 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,942 Yeah? Well, here it is. Happy? 241 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:18,446 Look, I'm sorry if what you thought I said the other night was hurtful. 242 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,905 I didn't mean it like that. 243 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:22,867 Here, let me help you. Okay. 244 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,035 -Ow! Tiff! -Shit! Sorry! 245 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,371 Be careful. I'm not one of your clients. 246 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:31,292 -What? Don't say that. -Oh, Jesus. 247 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:33,878 "Don't say that. Don't ask me about work. 248 00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:36,213 Definitely don't tell me about your feelings." 249 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,132 Why are you so angry at me? 250 00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:40,426 I'm not Pete or Rolph, okay? 251 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:42,845 I'm not someone you can just order around. 252 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:44,972 I don't tell you what to do. 253 00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:46,682 You go to strange places, 254 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,893 do God knows what with God knows who, 255 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,978 and I'm not allowed to say a fucking word. 256 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:54,398 -I'm not even allowed to ask. -I knew it. You judge me. 257 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,692 -Don't put words in my mouth. -Just say it. 258 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,527 -You're doing it right now. -Go on, say it. 259 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:02,823 I am not judging you. You're… always judging yourself. 260 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,535 You know what? 261 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:10,372 Take your shit and leave, literally. 262 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,290 I already did. 263 00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:13,417 Then just fucking go, Doug! 264 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:15,878 [door slams] 265 00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,799 [breathing deeply] 266 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:25,930 [Pete, faintly] Josh. Josh. Josh? 267 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,098 Josh. 268 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,391 [elevator dings] 269 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,227 [Josh] Whoo, I'm so nervous. 270 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,812 I've been sweating. Am I sweating? 271 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,189 -No, you're fine, baby. -You can't do that here. 272 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:36,732 Okay. 273 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,527 I guess we'll touch in 20 minutes. 274 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,029 -Don't make jokes. -It's a coping mechanism. 275 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:47,868 This is the start of a whole new chapter. Hmm? 276 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,412 Yeah, my dad's a fucking ass, though. 277 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,873 I mean, you'll see. He's a cagey fucking asshole. 278 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:54,458 Hey. 279 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,253 You don't have to do this. 280 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:02,925 Fuck it. 281 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,387 [Pete] Josh! Josh. What--? 282 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,514 Josh! 283 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:11,684 Why are you running? 284 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,269 -Josh! -[Olga] Morning, Josh. 285 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,895 [Pete] I don't have my inhaler. 286 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,856 [Olga] Your father's getting ready for a meeting! 287 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,566 [Josh] Everybody get the fuck out, please. 288 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,025 -Thank you! -[Pete] Hi. How are you? 289 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,403 [Josh] Dad, we need to talk. 290 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,867 [bright music playing] talk.