1 00:00:49,559 --> 00:00:52,000 Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 2 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,559 Charly - No Dick! 3 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,720 Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 4 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,519 I think you lost something. 5 00:01:04,599 --> 00:01:05,440 Ha! 6 00:01:05,519 --> 00:01:09,119 Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 7 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,119 Charly - No Dick! 8 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:14,240 Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 9 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:17,759 -Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! -Setting down, okay? Quiet, please! 10 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,440 Very funny! Wrap it up! 11 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:22,600 Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 12 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:23,759 Charly - No-- 13 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,920 Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 14 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,560 Charly - No Dick! 15 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,440 Charly - No Dick! 16 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:41,320 Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 17 00:01:41,399 --> 00:01:44,560 Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 18 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,720 Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 19 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:51,000 Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 20 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,679 Charly - No Dick! 21 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,679 So, Charly, Were you able to find your dick down there? 22 00:01:56,759 --> 00:01:57,600 Constantin! 23 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:02,240 Okay. Charly, come on. Come. Come on. 24 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,440 I lost my dick. 25 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,039 I mean, my goggles. 26 00:02:05,119 --> 00:02:07,559 Yeah, I'll… I'll just go, uh… yeah. 27 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:09,320 Dry yourself off, okay? 28 00:02:10,039 --> 00:02:11,039 Constantin! 29 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,960 HARD FEELINGS 30 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,120 God, please! 31 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,080 Why me? 32 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,880 God, this is so embarrassing! 33 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,640 You're really making my life a living hell. 34 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,320 I know. 35 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,840 Honestly, did you guys see him do the breaststroke? 36 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:36,080 Oh man. 37 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,880 Hey, hey. Consti, Basti. 38 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,120 Helicopter. 39 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,560 Dude, put that away before you poke someone's eye out with it. 40 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,080 Fuck. 41 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:52,519 Hey, big dick, big responsibility. Why are you making that face? 42 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:56,519 I heard things aren't all happy and breezy between you and the school princess. 43 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,400 Oh, Marlene turned you down, huh? 44 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:03,760 Actually, Ziggy, I'm the one who turned her down, just so you know. 45 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,160 You know, he's just pissed 46 00:03:05,239 --> 00:03:07,840 because Marlene didn't invite him to her house party. 47 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:09,280 Hey, Consti, chin up, man. 48 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,280 We've still got the graduation dance coming up. 49 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,920 And if not, life fucks everyone. 50 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,600 -Have I ever told you how smart you are? -I know. 51 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,880 Ah, you two are so gay. 52 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:23,760 Yeah, it's not our fault you only like pussy. 53 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,519 You're missing out on half the fun. 54 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,040 -Ready to go? -Let's go. 55 00:03:37,239 --> 00:03:39,239 And what can you do, mini drone? 56 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,519 Oh no, my yogurt leaked all over. 57 00:03:52,679 --> 00:03:54,320 Oh man, you've gotta see this. 58 00:03:56,119 --> 00:03:57,320 There he is. 59 00:03:58,440 --> 00:03:59,560 INDOOR SWIMMING POOL 60 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,920 Hey. 61 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,720 Same as always. My yogurt leaked again. 62 00:04:08,799 --> 00:04:11,519 No, that's not a euphemism, I swear. 63 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,200 Yeah, ha ha. 64 00:04:13,799 --> 00:04:16,279 You're just a little bit weird. 65 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:19,079 Good to see you, best friend. 66 00:04:20,039 --> 00:04:22,160 No one's listening. Why are you doing that? 67 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,280 We've used Pig Latin since we were kids. 68 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:25,840 -Why ruin a lovely tradition? -Mm. 69 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,640 Yeah, but still, aren't we a little bit too old to talk in Pig Latin? 70 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,760 Ugh, age is just a number. 71 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:41,680 Did you miss me? 72 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,520 Oh yeah, you have no idea. 73 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,800 Heard about your big solo performance tomorrow. 74 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,880 Don't remind me. It's an absolute nightmare, man. 75 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,080 If you really hate it, just drop out. 76 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,120 My mom thinks my voice has exceptional tone 77 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,000 and the world should have a chance to hear it. 78 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,000 Is that so? 79 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,400 Maybe you belong in the choir. 80 00:05:10,479 --> 00:05:13,360 -Charly, you don't have to sing. -I can't break her heart. 81 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,320 Yeah, then I guess you're on your own. 82 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,039 Gee, thanks. 83 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,320 -Sing for me then. -Why don't you sing? 84 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,520 I'm not in the one in the choir. I'm not the one with an exceptional voice. 85 00:05:24,599 --> 00:05:27,039 Right, exceptional. Ha ha ha. 86 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:38,760 -Have you studied for finals yet? -Uh, no. 87 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,800 -Not yet. Why? Have you? -No, not yet. 88 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,520 When it's all done, we should take your car and go. 89 00:05:43,599 --> 00:05:45,800 -Okay, where to? -We'll see. 90 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,919 -Want to come in? -No, my league's waiting. 91 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,520 Oh, and Charly? 92 00:05:50,599 --> 00:05:53,919 From virgin to virgin, with no point of comparison, 93 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,200 -I'm completely sure that your dick is-- -Okay. Bye. 94 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,520 I wouldn't look at your phone if you can manage to avoid it. 95 00:06:03,599 --> 00:06:04,440 Bye. 96 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,400 This fridge has five compartments. 97 00:06:09,479 --> 00:06:12,919 The middle compartment cools to between four and five degrees Celsius. 98 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,840 -There's a reason for that. -That's over-the-top. It's a fridge. 99 00:06:15,919 --> 00:06:18,120 Charly? Charly, come here, please. 100 00:06:21,359 --> 00:06:23,000 Mom, Dad, it's been a really long day and-- 101 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,039 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 102 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:27,320 Charly, where would you store the yogurt if you had a choice? 103 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,919 -Where it's cold. -Aha. 104 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,160 Aha. We're playing that game, are we? 105 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:37,080 If that's the case, at least put it on the middle shelf, where it belongs. 106 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:40,120 Who cares which compartment? It's cold in the whole fridge, right? 107 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,039 I care. Okay? 108 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,799 And why in the world would anybody want to buy that much yogurt anyway? 109 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,520 Because they're on sale and because I happen to like yogurt. 110 00:06:48,599 --> 00:06:50,640 Do you know why they're on sale? 111 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,400 Because they're covered in mold. 112 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:55,440 All of these yogurts are now expired. 113 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:57,200 The use-by date is a guideline, Sabine, 114 00:06:57,280 --> 00:07:00,039 because you know what yogurt is usually made out of, don't you? 115 00:07:03,479 --> 00:07:04,840 -Bacteria? -Bacteria. 116 00:07:04,919 --> 00:07:07,359 So if it's a few days old, it's really not a problem. 117 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,000 No problem. 118 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,520 For you, it might not be. 119 00:07:10,599 --> 00:07:13,960 It's me who has to sleep next to you every night while you lie there and shart. 120 00:07:14,039 --> 00:07:15,960 Come on. Now you're just exaggerating. 121 00:07:16,039 --> 00:07:17,719 You want to take my yogurt away too? 122 00:07:17,799 --> 00:07:20,400 You are lactose intolerant, Rudi. 123 00:07:20,479 --> 00:07:23,039 Sabine, take everything else, but leave my yogurt alone! 124 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:26,799 If your father were still alive, he'd be so proud of you two. 125 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:30,239 Who takes after Dad more, me or Paula? 126 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:33,080 Mm, Paula. You take after me more. 127 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,919 Hi, hon. How was school? 128 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,960 The usual. My league is waiting. 129 00:07:38,039 --> 00:07:39,840 How come you kept them waiting so long? 130 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:43,640 -Is it 'cause of a boy? -None of your business. 131 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:45,840 Or is it because of a girl? 132 00:07:45,919 --> 00:07:46,840 Ugh, Mom? 133 00:07:46,919 --> 00:07:48,159 Mm. 134 00:07:48,239 --> 00:07:50,520 Don't pressure your sister now, Phoebe. 135 00:07:50,599 --> 00:07:52,960 -Nothing wrong with being a late bloomer. -Mom! 136 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:57,120 Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. 137 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,440 -Oh God. -Wow. Wow. 138 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,840 Wow. 139 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,880 Yes! Good job there, Straight Shooter. 140 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:15,640 -Oh, Paula? -Yeah? 141 00:08:15,719 --> 00:08:18,200 Check your DMs. I sent you a little surprise. 142 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:19,960 Although, it's not that little. 143 00:08:20,039 --> 00:08:21,320 Oh, ugh! 144 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,479 Why is everything always about sex? Is it just because I'm a girl? 145 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,359 Don't they have mothers and sisters, Charly? 146 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,880 Do they just go, "Mom, would you pass me the salt, please?" 147 00:08:33,959 --> 00:08:36,240 "And while you're at it, what do you think of my dick pic?" 148 00:08:36,319 --> 00:08:37,720 "Did it turn out really well?" 149 00:08:37,799 --> 00:08:41,199 "I just wanted to get your expert opinion, you know, as a woman and all." 150 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,919 It pisses me off! 151 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,800 Yeah, I totally get it. 152 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:47,959 That kind of stuff doesn't happen to guys. I'm sorry, Paula. 153 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:51,360 Yeah, if my dad was alive, he would've kicked their asses. 154 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:53,880 Thanks. 155 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:55,640 You'll be okay right? 156 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:59,400 No idea. I wish I had a do-over. 157 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:02,320 But once a video's on the Internet… 158 00:09:03,079 --> 00:09:05,160 Charly - No Dick is here forever. 159 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,800 At least you're with me. 160 00:09:23,959 --> 00:09:24,959 Did you hear that? 161 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:27,240 What? 162 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,520 Everything's so quiet all of a sudden. 163 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,520 Oh my God! 164 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,400 We just got hit by lightning! That was so… What the freak? 165 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:56,720 And we survived! 166 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,280 I saw it right in front of me! Ba-bam! It was a sign. 167 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,600 So freaking lucky we didn't die! 168 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,600 It was just like, "Bam! We're alive!" 169 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,920 Oh, you're hyperventilating. You're okay. 170 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,880 -I'm okay -You're Okay. 171 00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:08,560 -I'm okay. -You're good. You're good. 172 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:09,720 -I'm good. -You're okay. 173 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,760 I'm okay. 174 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,680 That was so weird. 175 00:10:13,959 --> 00:10:14,800 Yeah. 176 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,199 Charly. Wake up. 177 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,280 The early bird gets the worm. 178 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,160 And by worm, I mean me, obviously. 179 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,520 Time to get up. I've been up for a while. 180 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,320 -Yeah? -Nothing? 181 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,520 God, this is really hard. 182 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,280 Whoa! 183 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,480 Hard. 184 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,240 Get it? 185 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,079 Here. Yoo-hoo! 186 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,199 Oh, at last. 187 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,240 It's me. Hi. 188 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:46,560 I would bow, but I feel a kind of stiff. A little penis joke. 189 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,800 Boo! You won't get rid of me that easy. 190 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,600 What's your problem? You talk to me all the time. 191 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:54,440 The only difference is now I finally can talk back. 192 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,839 -I'm talking to my penis. -Hello, big guy. 193 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,360 Uh… 194 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,880 Were you talking to your penis just then? 195 00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:03,959 What? 196 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,079 No. 197 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,600 Do you mind? 198 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,079 -Get out! -Who's he talking to? 199 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,680 Uh, it wasn't his penis. 200 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:14,640 -I wasn't talking to my penis, Dad. -Like I said. 201 00:11:14,719 --> 00:11:17,280 Why are we talking about his penis? Is he okay? 202 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,040 I think I might've caught him masturbating. 203 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,199 I wasn't masturbating! 204 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,880 Oh, believe me, we'd both be a lot happier if you had been. 205 00:11:24,959 --> 00:11:26,719 Oh, would doing that make you shut up? 206 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,160 -Mom! -Oh, you are masturbating. 207 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,480 -Please, out! -Sorry. 208 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,280 -I just wanted to-- -Can you knock? Buzz off! 209 00:11:45,959 --> 00:11:47,560 I was just wondering if, uh… 210 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,640 -For real? -Um… 211 00:11:50,719 --> 00:11:53,839 I was just wondering if you'd like, um, a ride to school? 212 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,560 Dad, can I please have a minute? 213 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,280 Okay. 214 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,440 Hmm. 215 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,280 Hmm. 216 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,160 'Sup? 217 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:12,760 Fuck! 218 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,760 I don't see your problem. 219 00:12:14,839 --> 00:12:17,240 You finally have hand to hold through all this. 220 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,880 -Hey, you little asshole. -Ah! 221 00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:20,680 I was waiting for ages. 222 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,079 Sorry, I totally forgot. 223 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,760 You forgot? I always drive you to school. 224 00:12:23,839 --> 00:12:25,280 So, who's this then? 225 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,800 -Are you all right? -Hello, little itty bitty titties. 226 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,000 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. 227 00:12:29,079 --> 00:12:31,600 Then get off your bike, stop avoiding me, and get in the car! 228 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:34,360 Don't worry. I'm really enjoying the fresh air today. Thanks! 229 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,440 Look! Itty bitty titties is back. 230 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,920 -Why are you being a weirdo? -I'm a weirdo? 231 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,599 -You're driving a car on the bicycle path. -We really need to talk. 232 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,120 -You all want me to talk today. -What? 233 00:12:56,199 --> 00:12:58,719 Charly, talk to her. You're the only one who can hear me-- 234 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,640 How many times must I say shut up? 235 00:13:00,719 --> 00:13:01,959 -Who are you talking to? -Myself! 236 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,800 Love it when you get hot and bothered. 237 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,839 -Wait a minute. Are you talking to your-- -Shortcut! 238 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,199 -Ah! Ah! -See you later! 239 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:15,920 Ah! This hurts me as much as it hurts you, asshole. 240 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,920 -So what about her? Ah! -What? 241 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,320 If you sleep with her, you'll be rid of me. 242 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,599 -Paula? -Yeah. 243 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:23,599 Ah! 244 00:13:26,079 --> 00:13:26,959 Listen. 245 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,040 As soon as you've done it for the first time, I'll be out of here. 246 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:30,959 -No. -Yes! 247 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,280 -No way! -Wait. What? 248 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:35,480 She's my best friend. My only friend. I don't wanna risk losing her. 249 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,520 All I hear is, "Blah, blah, blah, blah." 250 00:13:42,959 --> 00:13:47,040 Okay, Charly. Let's start over. Look around you. 251 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,640 Tell me what you see. 252 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,000 Notice anything? 253 00:13:51,079 --> 00:13:52,760 I'm the only one chatting with his genitals? 254 00:13:52,839 --> 00:13:54,320 There are worse things, right? 255 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,839 The thing is, do you wanna be a boner loner? 256 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,760 The only one still holding onto their V-card after high school? Huh? 257 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,520 -Is that what you want? Huh? -Shut up now! 258 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,240 Hey, you all right? 259 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,560 Yeah, I'm all right. 260 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:08,959 What happened to your bike, huh? 261 00:14:10,199 --> 00:14:11,480 Did something break? 262 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,120 Hmm. 263 00:14:14,199 --> 00:14:17,160 Come on. Oh, Charly, you animal. 264 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,520 Where have you been hiding her? 265 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,160 Oh, yeah. Put me in coach! 266 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,880 Oh God. She's looking right at us. 267 00:14:25,959 --> 00:14:28,240 Time to release your little tiger. 268 00:14:28,319 --> 00:14:31,520 Go on. Talk to her. Say something. 269 00:14:31,599 --> 00:14:33,760 Good morning, Marlene. 270 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,160 Okay, we'll get the next one. 271 00:14:44,719 --> 00:14:47,240 The important thing is, I'm here to stay. 272 00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:50,439 I'll take care of the bike. 273 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,599 Have a good day, yeah? 274 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,760 Charly. 275 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,319 Charly. 276 00:15:11,319 --> 00:15:12,360 Charly. 277 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,719 Can you stop ignoring me? 278 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,000 Hey, will you please listen? 279 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,439 Psst! 280 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,760 Charly. 281 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:25,640 FOCUS 282 00:15:27,079 --> 00:15:30,280 We're days away from your finals. And no one here is going to fail. 283 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,319 Not on my watch. 284 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,800 I want you all to leave here with the best prospects 285 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,120 and feeling proud of yourselves. 286 00:15:35,199 --> 00:15:36,760 Less Boring. More Fucking. 287 00:15:36,839 --> 00:15:38,680 Let's focus and go over the material. 288 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,319 Let's go over her materials. 289 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,319 The exam-relevant topics in biology are… 290 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,920 Fucking, fucking, fucking! 291 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,040 -Quiet! -Fucking. 292 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,400 Charly, wanna share with the class? 293 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,000 I have to… to shit. 294 00:16:02,199 --> 00:16:03,920 Okay. 295 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,599 No shaming. 296 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,839 Ugh, Charly, Charly, Charly. 297 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:12,000 I sometimes think you actually want to stay a virgin. 298 00:16:12,079 --> 00:16:13,319 -That's it. -Huh? 299 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,040 Oh. 300 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,920 Whoa! 301 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,839 Charly, you dirty dog, you. 302 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,880 During class. Oh, yes. 303 00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:27,359 Just… shut… your… mouth. 304 00:16:27,439 --> 00:16:28,400 Oh! 305 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,719 Ah. Oh. 306 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:48,959 Hello? 307 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:52,839 Hello? 308 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,760 Hello, there. 309 00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:01,319 Oh. 310 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:05,319 I'm so happy to greet today both our outgoing class 311 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:08,240 and the delegation we have visiting from our partner school, 312 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,760 the Lycée Cousteau de Lyon. 313 00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:11,800 Let's give them a warm welcome. 314 00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:16,119 Just relax. Look, in the first row. Her. Yes. Yes. 315 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,200 -Mm. This is gonna be fun. -Bienvenue. 316 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,720 In your honor, our school choir has rehearsed a very special song, 317 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,720 which I think you'll all enjoy. 318 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,640 It's "Love Is All Around." 319 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,760 Mr. Pendergast. 320 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,320 WELCOME 321 00:17:40,399 --> 00:17:44,360 Just trust me, Coach. It's my time to shine. 322 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:05,280 Charly, look. Oh God, she wants you. 323 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,360 Oh yes. Yes. 324 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:34,760 Those lips. Those eyes. 325 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,800 Imagine her naked. 326 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:41,000 Look at that. She's even smiling. 327 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:44,280 And I bet we could put a bigger smile on her face. Ah! 328 00:18:55,399 --> 00:18:56,720 Look at his pants. 329 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,120 Hey! Hey! Hey, Charly! 330 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,399 What's wrong with you? Where are you going? 331 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,200 I guess you can stop calling him Charly - No Dick now. 332 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:08,960 You know, she's right. 333 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,240 I'm done! They call me No Dick my whole life, 334 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,480 and now that they can see I have a dick, they make fun of me for that. 335 00:19:15,159 --> 00:19:17,760 But she smiled at you. Why did you run off? 336 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,240 'Cause you've ruined my life, yet again. 337 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,679 At least I stood up like a man. What about you? 338 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,600 -I'm a nerd. -Pendergast. 339 00:19:24,679 --> 00:19:26,240 I can't help it. 340 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,159 I'm just shy. And it's the same thing every day. 341 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,240 -Pendergast. -Believe me. 342 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,440 I don't have it easy. 343 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,480 I'm a loser! I hate being the center of attention. 344 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,480 I… I can't figure out 345 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,040 how to talk to girls. 346 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,080 And I'm horny all the time. 347 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,800 Horny nerd got up onstage and got a boner. 348 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,120 -Oh my god. So embarrassing. -And posting. 349 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,760 It's really not as terrible as you think. 350 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,760 No, it's catastrophic! 351 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,080 How can I show my face at school 352 00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:12,000 when everyone thinks I'm a pervert or something. 353 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,800 Oh my God, Charly. 354 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,399 Marlene posted a video, and it's already gone viral. 355 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,280 -"Horny nerd--" -Can we please not talk about it? 356 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,600 -No, take a look. -Please! 357 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,320 Okay. 358 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,560 You okay? You feel pretty tense. 359 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,800 Uh… ah… 360 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:55,679 And… your muscles have… have grown. 361 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:59,240 Oh, believe me, baby. They're not the only thing growing here. 362 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,120 Say something. 363 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,880 Wasn't there something you wanted to say? 364 00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:19,480 Do… you… 365 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,200 want to sleep together? 366 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,360 Yes! Yes! 367 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:26,840 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 368 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,399 Yes! Yes! Yes! 369 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,960 No. Nah. 370 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,560 -Nah? -Nah. 371 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,919 -Yeah. Nah. -Nah. 372 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Yeah, nah. No, 'cause that wouldn't be normal. 373 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,760 -Yeah. -Yeah. Nah, uh… 374 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,560 Would you please excuse me for a moment? Sound good? 375 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,480 Yeah… 376 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,800 -Yeah. -Mm. yeah. 377 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,919 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 378 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,960 Oh my God! Oh my God! 379 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,040 -That was the perfect opportunity! -How? 380 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,840 She's my best friend. 381 00:21:52,919 --> 00:21:56,080 She can't be my first time, 'cause I mean that's… that's incest! 382 00:21:56,159 --> 00:21:58,720 "Your muscles have grown?" Seriously? 383 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,200 Mm, strange. 384 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,679 I thought that usually works on men. 385 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,200 How can I look at him after that? 386 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,240 Don't you think you're overreacting? 387 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,480 Overreacting? I've known her since kindergarten. 388 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,360 That doesn't mean you're related! 389 00:22:11,439 --> 00:22:12,560 So what's the plan? 390 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,840 Just go over there and say, 391 00:22:13,919 --> 00:22:17,200 "Hey, sorry. My talking vagina wanted me to ask if you wanted to have sex"? 392 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,840 It's called a vulva, sweetie. Who cares if he believes it? 393 00:22:19,919 --> 00:22:21,919 I don't even believe it. Why would she believe this? 394 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,560 I'll settle for a hand job. 395 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,120 Oh, this is getting ridiculous! 396 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,800 Hey. I, um… 397 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,159 I have to go, sadly. 398 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,240 -Yes. -So I'll just… Okay, yeah. 399 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,240 Uh… 400 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,280 -So, see you tomorrow… bro. -Tomorrow. 401 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,600 Bro. 402 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:42,679 Oh. 403 00:22:45,159 --> 00:22:49,919 Just do what I tell you, and I promise your whole life will change. 404 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,919 What if I lose her because of it? 405 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,360 -I mean, she's all I've got. -So what? 406 00:22:55,439 --> 00:22:58,159 At least you'd get top-tier titties and premium pussy. 407 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,800 Stop. You don't get to talk about Paula like that. 408 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,840 Or what? 409 00:23:02,399 --> 00:23:03,840 Or… or we don't have a deal. 410 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,480 Deal? 411 00:23:06,159 --> 00:23:07,120 Keep talking. 412 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,159 If you leave Paula out of it, and I pass my finals, 413 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,280 I'll give it my best shot. 414 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:14,200 And I can't believe I'm saying this. I will listen to my penis. 415 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,200 -You won't regret this, Charly. -I already do. 416 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,840 Give me some skin, bro. 417 00:23:23,399 --> 00:23:25,640 Oh! Not like that! 418 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,080 Yeah, got it. 419 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,640 -Morning. -Good morning, honey. 420 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,280 Where's Dad gone? 421 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,919 I don't know. I guess he needed some alone time. 422 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,679 What are you up to? 423 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,480 Swiping. 424 00:23:41,159 --> 00:23:43,679 -I can see that from here. -There's food here for you. 425 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,640 Right. Um, I think I lost my appetite. 426 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:47,720 Hmm. 427 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:15,720 Dad! 428 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,480 -Hey, Dad! -Hey, Charly. 429 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,120 Can we talk? 430 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,840 Yeah, okay. I… I just have to finish up here. 431 00:24:23,919 --> 00:24:25,040 Now, Dad. 432 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,120 What's going on? 433 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:35,720 Okay. 434 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,120 What's going on with Mom then? 435 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,399 I haven't got a clue. 436 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,240 Then why are you here? 437 00:24:43,159 --> 00:24:45,560 Mom needed to have some space, so that's why I'm here. 438 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,919 So how's she doing? 439 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,760 She was on a dating app when I left the house. 440 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,120 A dating app? 441 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:51,800 Oh. 442 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,360 -That's not good. -Yeah, exactly, not good. 443 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,679 -How are things with you? -Not good. 444 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,480 -Oh? What's up? -It's complicated. 445 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:08,760 Make a plan! 446 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:09,800 What kind of plan? 447 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,640 Win her back somehow! 448 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,800 Invest in some fashionable underwear? What do I know? 449 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,560 -What's going on? -Hey, cool video. 450 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,320 Hey. 451 00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:26,880 -Nice dick, my dude. -There he is. 452 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,760 -Hey, will you make a TikTok with me? -Yeah, let's make a TikTok, Charly. 453 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:30,840 Leave me alone. 454 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,679 Hey, what's your problem? You're like a hero, man. 455 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,240 -What? -Look. 456 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,080 I can't talk to girls. And I'm horny all the time. 457 00:25:40,159 --> 00:25:43,120 Let's face it. We've all had embarrassing moments like these. 458 00:25:43,199 --> 00:25:45,720 But, uh, how many of us can say we were brave enough 459 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,800 to stand up for ourselves like that? 460 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,399 Whoever that guy is, he should be an inspiration to us all. 461 00:25:51,919 --> 00:25:53,040 I stand with Boner Boy. 462 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:56,399 Look. You're a star. Huh? I told ya! 463 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,120 You just gotta trust me. 464 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,720 Oh my God. Amy Speaks mentioned your video. 465 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,000 Ten thousand reposts already. You're TikTok famous. 466 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,560 And Charly's gone super viral, but not how you wanted. 467 00:26:15,159 --> 00:26:16,800 Charly has some potential. 468 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,960 I have class. Sorry. I'm really sorry. 469 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,080 Hey, Charly. Listen up. 470 00:26:27,159 --> 00:26:29,000 About last night, I hope things aren't weird-- 471 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,360 No, don't worry about it, really. Later, broseph! 472 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,280 Broseph? 473 00:26:37,199 --> 00:26:38,760 -Just one. -Just one selfie. 474 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,080 I have lessons. I have lessons. Sorry I have to get to-- 475 00:26:41,159 --> 00:26:42,679 -Here. I'll be quick. -Just one selfie. 476 00:26:44,679 --> 00:26:47,399 -Thanks! You're the man! -Thank you so much. 477 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,120 Ooh la la. 478 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,919 Uh, I'm so sorry. Sorry. 479 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,560 Your name's Charly, non? 480 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,480 Yeah. Have we met? 481 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,040 They're all talking about you. 482 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,640 Oh, my name is Françoise, 483 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,520 and I don't know my way around here too well. 484 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:08,280 So I thought maybe you'd take me sightseeing? Tomorrow, perhaps? 485 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,439 I'm blowing my load. 486 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,399 -No. -Not really, dumbass. 487 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,280 -No? Okay. -Okay, Charly! 488 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,960 -Too bad. -We can salvage this! 489 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,399 -Ask her to go out with you! -Françoise. 490 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,439 What I actually meant was, no, you can't ask me that 491 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,040 because I wanted to ask you out first. 492 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,880 Oh God, you're such a boner loner. 493 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,560 Oh, but it worked! Awesome! 494 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,159 -Okay. -Oui, oui, oui. 495 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,360 Boring. 496 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,280 Stop wasting our time. He had his chance. 497 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,600 Uh-huh, hello, boot-ay. 498 00:27:41,679 --> 00:27:43,720 I could definitely work with that. 499 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,199 Nice. 500 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,399 Hey, wrong way. Where are you going? 501 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,760 Anyone would thank their lucky stars 502 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,600 for the chance to sleep with someone like you. 503 00:27:53,679 --> 00:27:55,600 You just have to let them. 504 00:27:55,679 --> 00:27:57,120 I don't want just anyone though. 505 00:27:57,199 --> 00:27:59,480 Paula, fulfillment comes from getting filled. 506 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,040 Would you Leave me alone, please? 507 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:03,439 Ah. This is about that guy. 508 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,439 Not a guy. 509 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,600 Of course it is. The guy you met on vacation two years ago. 510 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,880 He suddenly appeared in front of you. 511 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:17,360 Costa. Him and his little Costa, which was anything but little. 512 00:28:17,439 --> 00:28:18,320 ¿Cómo estás? 513 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,399 -Hi. -You speak English? 514 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,520 Yeah, I, uh… 515 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,399 We're having a beach party tonight. 516 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,199 I'd love it if you'd come by later. 517 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,240 -Okay. -We'll see you then. 518 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:31,919 Bye. 519 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,000 That was the first time a guy showed any interest in you. 520 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,840 And he was perfect with his abs and buns of steel. 521 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,120 What's wrong? 522 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,520 I was just thinking about my father. 523 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,600 This song reminds me of us. 524 00:29:27,679 --> 00:29:29,760 Ugh, what… what's wrong with you? 525 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,159 Whatever, you feel weird down there. 526 00:29:42,399 --> 00:29:44,439 And you ignore me because of that asshole? 527 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,560 That's not what it is. 528 00:29:45,639 --> 00:29:48,679 You think he was right. Have you ever really looked at me? 529 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,919 Can we change the subject, please? 530 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:55,000 Uh-uh. Let's get back to basics and do something that's long overdue. 531 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:58,879 The Kama Sutra is an ancient Indian text in Sanskrit 532 00:29:58,959 --> 00:30:01,480 about sexuality, eroticism, and emotional fulfillment. 533 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:02,720 Can I borrow your hand mirror? 534 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,520 Exclusively an introduction to the 36 sex positions… 535 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,639 Wait. The Kama Sutra? …as a handbook-- 536 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,720 Have you ever… 537 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,760 Duh. Of course not, 538 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,120 'cause I'm ten years old. 539 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,679 Right. 540 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,080 Going on a safari? 541 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,879 Okay, you absolutely need a new haircut for our date tomorrow. 542 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,760 -What's the matter with my haircut? -Not up there. 543 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,879 A little penis tip: 544 00:30:36,959 --> 00:30:39,080 the shorter the hair, the bigger the bad boy. 545 00:30:39,159 --> 00:30:40,800 Um… I'm not sure. 546 00:30:40,879 --> 00:30:42,760 Come on. Stop being so dramatic. 547 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,320 Panties down. 548 00:30:48,159 --> 00:30:49,639 Mirror, please. 549 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,679 -Paula. -Yeah? 550 00:30:55,439 --> 00:30:56,480 Ta-da! 551 00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:58,919 And? 552 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:00,280 Well… 553 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,480 I mean, you're not exactly pretty. 554 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,520 -Look who's talking. -Hey now! 555 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,720 What? Charly, are you serious? You can't wear that. 556 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,399 I'm like your gift to Françoise. 557 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:15,720 So make sure I'm nicely wrapped, yeah? Presentation matters. 558 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:20,199 Imagine how excited she'll be when she unwraps me, huh? 559 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,199 Oh yeah. 560 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,639 Oh yeah. 561 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:27,280 And now imagine how excited she'll be when she unwraps me out of those. 562 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:31,199 Yeah. 563 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,840 First shave. Then go shopping. 564 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,959 Seriously, how many vulvas have you seen in your life? 565 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,240 -Not many-- -Uh-huh. 566 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,879 So you're no expert. 567 00:31:39,959 --> 00:31:41,520 Yeah, I guess, but… 568 00:31:45,919 --> 00:31:48,439 Did you just fill my head with 50 vagines? 569 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,399 Thirty-eight. 570 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,520 And the plural of vagina is vaginas. But anyway, those are vulvas. 571 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,679 Self-love, sweetie. 572 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,560 Okay, real slow, yeah? 573 00:31:55,639 --> 00:31:58,120 Pick me up, okay? Hold me gently. Good. 574 00:31:58,199 --> 00:32:00,040 Okay. Extra careful now. 575 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,000 Um, why? 576 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,360 Because… 577 00:32:03,959 --> 00:32:05,280 -Just because! -I'm careful. 578 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,600 What do you mean "just because"? 579 00:32:06,679 --> 00:32:08,120 Oh! 580 00:32:08,199 --> 00:32:09,600 The marbles! 581 00:32:09,679 --> 00:32:12,439 Uh, is… is that my razor, hon? 582 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,080 Why don't you shave in the shower, Charly, like everyone else? 583 00:32:16,159 --> 00:32:18,480 She's kidding. They'll squeeze the life out of me. 584 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,520 Look at me, Mom! I need space. 585 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:21,719 They're too tight. 586 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,439 Enough with the distractions. 587 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,480 You know, your father and I just grew apart. That's all. 588 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,399 I gave everything up for you and your Dad, always. 589 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,240 Now it's time to focus on me. 590 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,800 Oh. He sent me an eggplant. 591 00:32:38,879 --> 00:32:40,800 -What? -On the dating app. 592 00:32:40,879 --> 00:32:43,560 How romantic, wanting to get together and cook. 593 00:32:43,639 --> 00:32:44,480 The eggplant is-- 594 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:48,439 Oh, it's been ages since I've had a nice fat, juicy eggplant. 595 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,879 Even your mom gets more action than you do. 596 00:32:50,959 --> 00:32:52,679 The poor guy's upset I haven't answered yet. 597 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,399 Aw, look. The eggplant's crying now. 598 00:32:56,919 --> 00:32:59,919 It's been forever since last time your father cried. 599 00:33:01,399 --> 00:33:04,159 -Oh, I like that pair. -No fucking way. 600 00:33:06,879 --> 00:33:09,120 Okay, and now touch me. 601 00:33:09,199 --> 00:33:10,120 Okay. 602 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,719 What the hell is that? 603 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,520 This is all made for men. Ugh. Typical. 604 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,280 It's not doing anything for me in the least. 605 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,040 Okay. Let's try this. 606 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,240 Close your eyes. 607 00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:31,080 Give me a few details. Who's the guy? Constantin? 608 00:33:31,159 --> 00:33:33,840 -No, he was with Marlene, you know. -Forget about Marlene. 609 00:33:33,919 --> 00:33:37,280 Date the most popular guy in school and you can have anyone you like. 610 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,840 -Oldest trick in the book. -Mm. 611 00:33:38,919 --> 00:33:40,240 Shower head, please. 612 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:42,919 Oh. 613 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,159 Ah. 614 00:33:50,959 --> 00:33:51,800 Ah. 615 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,560 Ah. 616 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,639 I really need a long icicle. 617 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,480 Oh my God. 618 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,639 There really is a heaven. 619 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,760 Come to Mama. 620 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,159 Oh, this is what we need. 621 00:34:19,799 --> 00:34:22,159 Yes! Yes! Ye-- 622 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,199 Uh, no idea what that is, but yes. 623 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:30,080 -Oh my God, we need that! -No way! Who would even see that? 624 00:34:30,159 --> 00:34:33,600 Blah blah blah. Stop thinking. I'm thinking for both of us now. 625 00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:35,159 I need it! 626 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,000 I knew we were sex goddesses! 627 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,360 Just one thing, the fabric's clinging to my lips. 628 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,120 One size up would be great, though. 629 00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:47,000 I have to say, our tits look fantastic. 630 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,080 Yep, fine. 631 00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:51,159 -Oh and, uh, thanks. -My pleasure and yours. 632 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:52,159 Hello? 633 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:54,000 Hello? 634 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,880 Hmm. Why, hello, British Booty. 635 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,560 Ah, that's an excellent choice. Would you like me to wrap that for you? 636 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,760 No, thanks. Just put it in. 637 00:35:13,839 --> 00:35:16,600 Ow, my vagina is numb. 638 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,680 I think they ripped something down there. 639 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,560 Is that what giving birth is like? Oh God. 640 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,640 Ugh, yeah. 641 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,400 Is that Paula? 642 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,200 Oh my God. What is she wearing? 643 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,440 What a slutbag. 644 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,640 Okay, let's do this. Get yourself comfortable. 645 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:41,440 Turn it on. 646 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:43,920 Get ready. 647 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,680 -And go. -` 648 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,120 Ah! 649 00:36:23,839 --> 00:36:25,200 Let's do that again. 650 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,360 Um, Amy Speaks. What's that about? 651 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,720 To be Honest, I have no clue. It's been weird since the concert. 652 00:36:32,799 --> 00:36:35,240 Just start with a small kiss. On the neck. 653 00:36:35,319 --> 00:36:36,440 I'm totally squished. 654 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,839 Going shopping with your mom was a really bad move. 655 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,760 He's touching himself. Touch me too! Say something hot. 656 00:36:41,839 --> 00:36:44,319 Well, at least they can't call you Charly - No Dick. 657 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,400 -Yeah. -You call that hot? 658 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:47,880 Anyway… 659 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:55,920 I wanted to apologize to you for reacting so weirdly when you asked if we… 660 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000 -Oh, right. Pff. -You know… 661 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,200 No, not "pff." 662 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,280 -It's not that I don't want to. -We want to! 663 00:37:00,359 --> 00:37:01,640 We don't have to talk about that. 664 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,520 Exactly. Let's just do it. Now, under the stars. 665 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,400 You're really important to me as a friend. 666 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,319 -Yeah. -No. Huh? 667 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:12,240 -Ditto. -What? Oh, come on! 668 00:37:12,319 --> 00:37:13,319 Man. 669 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,640 -Oh! -Oh man. 670 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,480 Something's different about you. 671 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:27,040 Did you get a haircut or change your makeup? 672 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,280 -No. -I could swear something different. 673 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,560 Hmm. 674 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,120 ♪ You said, "Baby, do you want…" 675 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,040 Cute. 676 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,440 Girls. 677 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:24,080 It feels like a completely new world. I came like five freaking times in a row. 678 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,400 Just over and over again. 679 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,400 You know how lucky we are? 680 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,799 What the fuck? 681 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,720 Told you. Now you get it? 682 00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:42,200 I didn't want to say anything, but I mean, 683 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,200 she totally blew the sex shop guy. 684 00:38:45,799 --> 00:38:46,760 No shaming. 685 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:50,000 I admit, one time, I got a huge boner 686 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,359 from a pair of oranges that I saw one day. 687 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,520 They really looked like the ones on my Spanish teacher. 688 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,400 Sometimes I get hard on the bus because the seat vibrates. 689 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,960 I call it a bus boner. 690 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,240 Sometimes my dick gets hard when the sun shines on it. 691 00:39:03,319 --> 00:39:04,839 Sometimes I get… 692 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,200 Wait a minute. Why is everything about penises? 693 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,839 It's just not funny when it's you. 694 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,600 I mean, sometimes I have to spend hours just walking around here with a boner. 695 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,600 It feels like everyone just stares at me all day. 696 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,400 To be honest, most of my erections just kind of happen randomly. 697 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,359 Like, I'll just be sitting in my grandpa's house, 698 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,359 where nothing is sexy, and I just have a hard-on. 699 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,120 Sometimes, it's just really weird like that. 700 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,560 Hey, Digger. No one wants to hear about your boner. 701 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:28,799 See what we started? 702 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,000 -You're an actual role model. You can-- -Hi, Charly. 703 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,200 -Oh my God, Marlene! -Marlene. 704 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,400 Um, well, I wanted to ask you. 705 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,000 I'm having a small party this weekend. 706 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,160 Yep, I heard. Everyone's talking about it. 707 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,359 Exactly. It's gonna be totally awesome. 708 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,000 Marlene's into Charly. Crazy. Who'd have thought? 709 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,319 Bull crap. The whole school's going. 710 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,480 Oh right, you're not. 711 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,720 If you can, I'd love it if you'd come by for a while. 712 00:39:51,799 --> 00:39:53,520 -Yeah? -Uh, yeah, for sure. 713 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,960 Okay, see you then. 714 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,359 Uh, I could just squeeze out a little tear. 715 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,200 Dude, I'm so proud of you, man. 716 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,280 Two hot toddies. You know what that means? 717 00:40:02,359 --> 00:40:04,000 That I now have a big problem. 718 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,520 -Trying to make Constantin jealous? -No way. 719 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,640 I think Charly's really cute. 720 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:13,799 Ew. 721 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:17,680 Hey, Dad. 722 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,319 -Do you just live here now? -Sh. 723 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,080 -He's an eavesdropper. -What? 724 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,720 -The gardener. See? -What? 725 00:40:26,799 --> 00:40:29,080 -I have a problem, I think. -Okay. Shoot. 726 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,799 This French exchange student asked me to go out with her. 727 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,920 Doesn't sound like a problem to me. 728 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,280 Uh, excuse me? Do you mind? It's a private talk. Yeah? 729 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,480 And? 730 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,560 The problem is that the coolest girl at school 731 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,200 invited me to her house for a party. 732 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,280 Mm. 733 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,799 Do you like one girl more than the other? 734 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,080 No. 735 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:54,839 There's a simple answer there. 736 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,920 Bring the exchange student to the party as your date. 737 00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:58,560 Yeah, but, maybe-- 738 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,319 I once went out with a girl and her sister at the same time. 739 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,760 -That's what I'm saying. -He asked us for advice. 740 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:11,560 -He asked me for my advice. Me. -That doesn't mean to have to yell at me. 741 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,240 -Who's yelling? -You're getting aggressive. 742 00:41:14,319 --> 00:41:15,400 I'm not being aggressive. 743 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,000 Well, maybe you should get anger management therapy. 744 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,480 I don't think I need that kind of therapy, man. No. 745 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,400 -You live in your office. -What a butt load of bullshit. 746 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,120 We can see you. 747 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,520 -When? -At night, when you dance. 748 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,000 You spy on me? 749 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:39,200 Yeah, me and, uh, Maggie from the kitchen, Alexander, the trash guy. 750 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,200 All of us. 751 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:43,799 Hey, Paula. 752 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,280 Yay! Okay, stay cool, sweetheart. 753 00:41:47,359 --> 00:41:48,760 -Hi. -Hi. 754 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,120 Um, 755 00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:52,960 are you going to Marlene's party this weekend? 756 00:41:54,359 --> 00:41:55,839 -Yeah. Yeah, of course. -Yeah? 757 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:56,760 Um, 758 00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,359 I thought it would be cool for us to go, you know, together if you want. 759 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,920 And we're wet. 760 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,680 -Uh, yeah. I'd like that a lot. -Yeah? 761 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:11,000 -Okay, cool. Yeah, um, I'll be there. -Okay. 762 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,280 Oh my God. What just happened? 763 00:42:12,359 --> 00:42:14,480 We are so going to hit that later. 764 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,120 Gonna tell us about that? 765 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,040 What? 766 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,080 I think she's cute. 767 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,240 Don't you? 768 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,040 Yes, come in. 769 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:35,520 Hello. 770 00:42:44,359 --> 00:42:46,920 Take a seat. I'll be with you in a minute. 771 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:36,319 Is it normal for you work so late? 772 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,040 Hmm? 773 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,480 Hmm? Yeah. 774 00:43:44,319 --> 00:43:45,680 Yeah, lots to do. 775 00:43:46,319 --> 00:43:47,240 Lots to do. 776 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:49,560 Even on weekends? 777 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,240 You do know that you are not allowed to sleep in your office, right? 778 00:44:00,319 --> 00:44:01,160 Oh yeah. 779 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,560 Good. 780 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:36,799 Phoebe, it's important. I need help. 781 00:44:36,879 --> 00:44:38,280 Did you finally kill someone? 782 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,839 What? Of course I didn't do that. 783 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,160 I have a date. 784 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,520 -You look amazing, by the way. -Oh, thanks. 785 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,080 I got bored and messed around. 786 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,040 Chic. 787 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,040 -All right, here we are. -Here we are. 788 00:44:56,359 --> 00:44:59,480 -You ring the bell at your own house? -Oh no, this isn't my house, uh… 789 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,720 Charly, you're here. 790 00:45:01,799 --> 00:45:04,080 And you brought somebody. Terrific. 791 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,680 -Enchantée. -I'm good. Come on in. 792 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,440 Two girls fighting over us. 793 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,600 Two girls! 794 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,440 That's four tits, two vaginas, four nipples, two tongues, 795 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,520 four lips, twenty toes, four kneecaps. 796 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:17,760 Ah! Take cover! 797 00:45:18,839 --> 00:45:21,480 -Mr. Fluffles. He's a good boy. -I said take cover! 798 00:45:22,359 --> 00:45:24,359 -Find some other balls. -You made a friend. 799 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,359 Help. Scat, shoo. 800 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,400 Oh, he heard me. 801 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,720 -Out, Mr. Fluffles. -Okay, that was close. 802 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,359 Uh-oh, we're losing her. 803 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,839 That's not good. We have to keep her juices flowing. 804 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:41,000 -Ah bon? This is an interesting party. -Quick. Say something. 805 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,680 -Yeah. -Be a little more creative. 806 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,560 -Cool. -Ask her a question. 807 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,879 -You want a drink? -Not that question. 808 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,080 -Shots? -What? 809 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,359 -Join me? -Charly! 810 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,799 Hard liquor doesn't equal hard on. 811 00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:54,359 -No, Charly! No, no, no, no, Charly! -Okay. 812 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:13,160 This is it. The moment we've been waiting for. 813 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:16,120 And his hand is so close to your tit. 814 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,000 Looks like there's a new Marlene in town. 815 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,799 Everyone's looking at us! 816 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:21,359 Slutbag. 817 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,799 That's right, bitch. We look awesome. 818 00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:27,760 Hi. 819 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,600 How's it going, Marlene? 820 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:32,920 Wanna get a drink? 821 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:33,839 Yep. 822 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,400 Let's go. 823 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,240 Uh, Paula, focus. 824 00:46:38,319 --> 00:46:41,560 Let her have that pony. You're riding a mustang tonight. 825 00:46:42,359 --> 00:46:43,400 Ew. 826 00:46:50,879 --> 00:46:52,280 Best day ever! 827 00:46:52,359 --> 00:46:53,200 What? 828 00:46:53,799 --> 00:46:54,680 I said… 829 00:46:56,359 --> 00:46:58,280 -Hey, hey, hey. -Hey, hey, hey. 830 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,359 You have the sexiest tits in the entire world. 831 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:05,640 Oh, thanks. 832 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,560 You look so damn good. Where have you been all this time? 833 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,280 -Ah, keep talking, baby. -I'm right here. 834 00:47:12,359 --> 00:47:14,160 Maybe you just never looked closely enough. 835 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:16,319 -Those lips! -Well, to us. 836 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,960 What can I say? I'm so proud of you. 837 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,160 I couldn't have done it better myself. 838 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:22,359 Ah. 839 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,960 Well, hello. 840 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:31,280 Um, would you please go get us another really good tequila drink? 841 00:47:31,359 --> 00:47:32,560 I just need a sec. 842 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,640 -Whatever you want, my queen. -Okay. 843 00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:36,040 Charly, hi. 844 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,520 Marlene, hi. 845 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:38,600 Hi! 846 00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,879 Ladies, I have a big enough penis for both of you. 847 00:47:50,319 --> 00:47:52,040 Yes, threesome! 848 00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:01,000 Give me an S. Give me an E. Give me an X. I want sex! 849 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,879 Let's get some! 850 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,200 Occupied. 851 00:48:17,799 --> 00:48:21,400 She's seriously with Constantin. At Marlene's party. She's insane. 852 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:24,720 What do you expect though? The outfit? The sex shop? 853 00:48:24,799 --> 00:48:27,520 Paula has to be a hooker. 854 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:28,799 Sex worker. 855 00:48:28,879 --> 00:48:32,400 Well, that would explain why she went down on the sex store worker. 856 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,280 I bet Constantin is her appetizer. 857 00:48:34,359 --> 00:48:36,720 Who knows how many blow jobs she'll give tonight. 858 00:48:36,799 --> 00:48:38,160 Double digits, at least. 859 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:40,240 How much do you think she gets by the hour? 860 00:48:40,319 --> 00:48:41,839 Double digits, max. 861 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:42,920 No shaming. 862 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,440 ♪ Stuck on my mind 863 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,600 It's your fault they think I'm a tramp. 864 00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,799 Nonsense. You're the star here tonight. 865 00:49:00,879 --> 00:49:03,560 -Paula, there you are. -Mm, Mr. Nut Muffin. 866 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,120 -I think I'm gonna leave. -What? 867 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,040 What? 868 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:08,960 Was it something I said? 869 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,480 -Don't back out now. -I'm not gonna… 870 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,480 It's not-- Um… 871 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,319 Oh. Hey, come on. 872 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,440 I don't want you to go home all emotional. Let's go talk. 873 00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:22,200 -Okay? -Okay. 874 00:49:23,319 --> 00:49:25,319 Paula, it's happening. 875 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,200 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 876 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:32,879 -I don't think we should be in here. -Yes, we should. 877 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,200 Don't worry. It's okay. 878 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:35,600 -Yeah? -Yeah. 879 00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:36,640 Let's sit down. 880 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,799 Uh, yeah, so, um 881 00:49:40,319 --> 00:49:41,520 Will you tell me what's up? 882 00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,760 I mean, you, uh… 883 00:49:43,839 --> 00:49:44,879 Mm. 884 00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:48,960 Uh, I, uh… 885 00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,480 I… 886 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,359 I have a kind of friend, who, uh… 887 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,680 Team Vulva in the house! Bam! 888 00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,520 …who, um, I happened… 889 00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,040 I took her advice because I trusted her, 890 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,520 and now everyone thinks I'm this skanky-- 891 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,680 Mm. Come to Mama. 892 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:14,080 No, I'm not that kind of girl. I don't really do that. 893 00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,359 But you're so hot. It's just so… 894 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,480 This is what we dreamed about. Lie back and enjoy. 895 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:31,640 Uh, okay. Maybe he's a little out of practice. 896 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,359 Help him. What are you waiting for? 897 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,600 Oh, a mini weenie… 898 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:38,720 Uh… 899 00:50:38,799 --> 00:50:40,160 uh, uh… 900 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:45,960 For real? 901 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,520 My condolences. 902 00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:58,960 Uh… 903 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,040 Shit, man! 904 00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:04,520 Fuck! Ugh! 905 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,120 Are you okay? 906 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:13,280 Man, nothing is okay. It's… 907 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,280 Could you just keep this between us? It's… 908 00:51:28,799 --> 00:51:30,160 it's really embarrassing. 909 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:43,359 Hey. 910 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:44,319 I… 911 00:51:45,359 --> 00:51:46,520 I understand. Okay? 912 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,160 Rumors are shit. 913 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:50,879 Mm… 914 00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:54,040 I promise you have nothing to be worried about. 915 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,440 I was so sure that would work. 916 00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,480 What? Don't look at me like that. 917 00:52:22,879 --> 00:52:25,799 I didn't look too bad in it. 918 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,839 Were you in that bedroom? Paula just came out of there. 919 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,960 Dude, barely at the party for ten minutes and he's already gotten laid. 920 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,359 I didn't sleep with her. 921 00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:39,480 -She wanted me to fuck her. -Paula? 922 00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:40,440 Uh-huh? 923 00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:42,200 And she's really into doing anal. 924 00:52:44,839 --> 00:52:47,120 So, Basti, looks like your reign is over. 925 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,359 Huh? 926 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:51,640 Yeah, there's a new anal queen in town. I'm pretty impressed. 927 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:52,799 Bitch. 928 00:52:52,879 --> 00:52:55,760 Yeah, I'm telling you. She's a… sex addict. 929 00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:58,200 It's… it's unreal, really. It's… 930 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,520 Hey, Mr. Fluffles. Hello. Hi. 931 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,319 Oh, you. 932 00:53:04,399 --> 00:53:05,680 You're a good boy. 933 00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,839 When I was up on that stage, 934 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,399 he just came on out and said hello to the world. 935 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,720 Who am I to hold him back? Who? 936 00:53:12,799 --> 00:53:15,799 -You're a total inspiration, brother. -Charly. 937 00:53:15,879 --> 00:53:17,920 -Paula. -Hey, the itty titties. 938 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,600 This is my best friend. 939 00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,600 -Françoise. Marlene, Klaus. -A word? 940 00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:22,720 Robbie. 941 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,399 What were you saying to him? 942 00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:30,080 -Yeah, I think you've had enough now. -Hey! 943 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,359 You don't have to be jealous. 944 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,440 -I've got enough here to go round. -Yeah, I see that. 945 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,760 I don't need you. Let go. You're just a training pussy, Paula. 946 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,440 Ah! 947 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:41,680 Training pussy? 948 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,000 Whoo! 949 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,120 What an asshole! 950 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,799 Charly! Charly! 951 00:53:45,879 --> 00:53:47,799 Charly! Charly! Charly! 952 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:57,879 Boner Boy! Boner Boy! Boner Boy! 953 00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:02,080 Boner Boy! Boner Boy! Boner Boy! 954 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:39,960 Look how cute you look. 955 00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:43,839 Last night was so special. 956 00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:54,080 Did we… 957 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:55,839 All night. 958 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,640 Are you serious? It was my first time and I forgot it? 959 00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:03,080 Yeah me too, bro. 960 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:06,319 The first time is supposed to be special, and now I don't even… 961 00:55:07,879 --> 00:55:08,720 Wait a minute. 962 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,120 -Hello? -Hi. 963 00:55:14,839 --> 00:55:17,160 After my first time, I thought you were supposed to buzz off. 964 00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:19,240 Charly, Charly, Charly. 965 00:55:19,319 --> 00:55:22,200 If you don't remember, how am I supposed to remember, huh? 966 00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,600 But maybe she's in the mood for a second round. 967 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,680 Then I'll buzz off. I promise. 968 00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:29,280 -Hey. -My parents are on their way. 969 00:55:29,359 --> 00:55:30,399 You gotta go. 970 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,640 Looks like the two of us will be hanging out for a while longer. 971 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:38,359 Oh well. 972 00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,760 Sabine, left foot on yellow. 973 00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:07,080 What is happening in here? 974 00:56:08,399 --> 00:56:09,520 Hi, honey. 975 00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:11,480 Hi. 976 00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:14,640 Just a little gathering with all my friends. 977 00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:16,480 Ran on a little longer than expected. 978 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:59,000 Hey! Boner Boy. 979 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,680 -Animal! -Respect. 980 00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:02,720 Nice job, man. 981 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:06,760 Charly, hi. 982 00:57:07,319 --> 00:57:08,720 I'll See you at break, okay? 983 00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:13,799 Mm, mm, mm. See? That's what I'm talking about. 984 00:57:13,879 --> 00:57:15,440 I guess I have a girlfriend. 985 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,319 -It's official. -And not just any girlfriend. 986 00:57:18,399 --> 00:57:20,240 The hottest girl in school. 987 00:57:20,319 --> 00:57:22,000 I would never leave you hanging, dude. 988 00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:23,759 A little penis joke. 989 00:57:23,839 --> 00:57:25,879 Feels good to be loved, right? 990 00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:27,040 Hey, Françoise. 991 00:57:28,279 --> 00:57:29,120 Hello. 992 00:57:31,839 --> 00:57:34,160 Okay, no love from Françoise. 993 00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:38,520 We can always give that another shot if things don't work out with Marlene. 994 00:57:40,919 --> 00:57:43,160 Or Paula. I forgot about her! 995 00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,480 HEY, PAULA, WHAT HAPPENED AT MARLENE'S PARTY? 996 00:57:46,919 --> 00:57:48,839 Oh, look. It's the school slut. 997 00:57:54,799 --> 00:57:55,720 Hey, babe. 998 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:57,440 Do I know you? 999 00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,359 Not yet. Wanna meet this guy? 1000 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:01,680 Asshole! 1001 00:58:01,759 --> 00:58:03,240 Whoa! 1002 00:58:03,319 --> 00:58:06,319 Girl, what's your problem? We could've had him. 1003 00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,799 I fucked Paula last night for hours. 1004 00:58:09,879 --> 00:58:12,000 Really? You and the school slut? 1005 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:15,200 Yeah, dude. Constantin said she's a sex addict, man. 1006 00:58:15,279 --> 00:58:18,480 -My God. We're sex celebrities. -Did you know she loves anal? 1007 00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:24,919 -What have you been telling everyone? -What? 1008 00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,520 Hey, get your paws off. This jacket's luxury. 1009 00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,919 I could tell everyone what really happened. 1010 00:58:33,279 --> 00:58:35,000 And who's gonna side with the school slut? 1011 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,279 -What? -Yeah. 1012 00:58:37,359 --> 00:58:39,319 Who do you think they'll believe? Hmm? 1013 00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:42,200 Me, the popular boy at this school? 1014 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:45,080 Or you? 1015 00:59:03,279 --> 00:59:06,879 Hey, I don't get it. Why is school slut a bad thing? 1016 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,040 I think you're looking at this all wrong. 1017 00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:12,399 Hey, guys, did you know Paula sells sex as a side gig? 1018 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:13,319 As if. 1019 00:59:13,399 --> 00:59:15,759 Yeah. Her rate is like five euros an hour. 1020 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:18,000 But she accepts credit cards too. 1021 00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,520 -You know she's a sex addict? -Oh, ugh. 1022 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:23,160 I hope we didn't use the same toilet. That'd be gross. 1023 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:25,839 Yikes. 1024 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,279 Oh my God. 1025 00:59:28,839 --> 00:59:30,759 I'd never thought of it like that. 1026 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,720 We could actually make money with this! 1027 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:37,640 CHEAP & EAGER PAULA 01575 3262784 1028 00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:55,919 Hey, cool, man. 1029 00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:01,680 If it isn't the school slutbag? 1030 01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:11,759 Charly, what are you doing? Why are you behaving like a jerk? 1031 01:00:12,919 --> 01:00:17,120 Aw. What language were you trying to use? Hobbitish? 1032 01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:20,359 Aren't we a bit too old for Pig Latin, Paula? 1033 01:00:27,279 --> 01:00:28,919 Our first customer! 1034 01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:17,000 Hey, honey. Want to have some fun? Huh? 1035 01:02:28,319 --> 01:02:30,359 HEY, FEEL LIKE A QUICK FUCK? 1036 01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,560 SO, DO YOU ALWAYS MOAN THAT LOUD? 1037 01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,000 SLUT. 1038 01:02:47,799 --> 01:02:49,799 Not very nice what you said about Paula. 1039 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,359 Spreading the rumor that someone's a sex addict? 1040 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:55,879 That's pretty childish, even for you. 1041 01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:58,080 Yeah, you know you're not that much better. 1042 01:02:58,879 --> 01:03:01,879 Stringing along a guy like Charly, who's clearly below your level 1043 01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:05,000 and who you clearly haven't the slightest bit of interest in. 1044 01:03:06,359 --> 01:03:08,319 That was a bitch move, if you ask me. 1045 01:03:08,839 --> 01:03:11,000 Who says I'm not interested in him? 1046 01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:15,319 Charly's really nice, you know? Unlike that slutty little tramp Paula. 1047 01:03:15,399 --> 01:03:18,480 Sheathe those claws, Marlene. Charly's a little wuss, and you know it. 1048 01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:24,960 My goodness, Constantin. I didn’t think of you as a jealous man. 1049 01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:27,520 I'm not jealous of that fool. 1050 01:03:28,399 --> 01:03:29,240 Seriously? 1051 01:03:29,319 --> 01:03:32,120 He doesn't have your muscles, I admit, but he makes me laugh. 1052 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,200 Oh yeah, sure he does. 1053 01:03:33,279 --> 01:03:35,919 But you know what makes me laugh the hardest? 1054 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,120 You lowering yourself to Paula, of all people. So embarrassing. 1055 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:43,080 Marlene, calm down. I didn't think of you as a jealous woman. 1056 01:03:44,919 --> 01:03:45,960 Oh, I'm jealous. 1057 01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:48,160 Of Paula. 1058 01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:49,480 Yeah. 1059 01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:51,520 Well, that's a good one. 1060 01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:55,000 Um, 1061 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:59,240 Marlene, tell me. Are you going to the dance? 1062 01:04:01,839 --> 01:04:03,359 You asking me to be your date? 1063 01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:06,080 Definitely. Do you accept or nah? 1064 01:04:08,279 --> 01:04:09,240 We'll see. 1065 01:04:19,279 --> 01:04:20,319 Hey, babe. 1066 01:04:20,399 --> 01:04:21,480 Hi. 1067 01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:23,279 So, we've been together for about two weeks-- 1068 01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:24,960 You haven't even given me any. 1069 01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:27,720 -Charly, I've told you again and again. -I'm about to explode! 1070 01:04:27,799 --> 01:04:29,960 I'm saving our next time for after the dance. 1071 01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:31,319 -But… why? -Okay? 1072 01:04:31,399 --> 01:04:34,399 -Then we can sleep with each other. -Wait. I didn't mean it like that. 1073 01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:37,520 I thought we might spend some time together and talk. 1074 01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:40,680 -Talk? All we do is talk. -Too right. Blah, blah, blah. 1075 01:04:40,759 --> 01:04:43,960 -Walk with me, Charly. -More fucking, less talking! 1076 01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:46,160 Wait. That's not what I meant by that. 1077 01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:48,960 What I meant was, I don't know you outside of class. 1078 01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:51,040 Like, who you are as a person. 1079 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,640 I want to know what you care about, what you like. 1080 01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:56,279 -I mean there are things that I like-- -Moon sign Gemini. 1081 01:04:56,359 --> 01:04:59,359 And I kid you not, my ascendant is guess… 1082 01:04:59,439 --> 01:05:00,319 Aquarius, 1083 01:05:00,399 --> 01:05:02,040 meaning I'm a triple air sign. 1084 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:05,439 So if my sun was in Libra, right, I'd be emotional. 1085 01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:08,879 But I'm a Gemini, twins, so I'm unemotional and dry. 1086 01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:13,359 So that's why I never get along with Pisces. You know, fish? 1087 01:05:13,439 --> 01:05:14,879 I don't vibe with Pisces. 1088 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,720 And… 1089 01:05:16,799 --> 01:05:18,040 -Hmm. -…I'm soft. 1090 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:19,560 Hold on, I'm a Pisces. 1091 01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:23,720 Exactly. 1092 01:05:31,799 --> 01:05:34,560 Listen. I really don't think it's okay for you to ignore me. 1093 01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,640 Ooh, check out that ass. Paula. Paula! 1094 01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:40,399 Paula. Help me. Marlene hates fish. 1095 01:05:41,879 --> 01:05:45,799 Honestly, Charly, I don't give a shit what Marlene eats. 1096 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:50,560 Paula, that's… that's not what I meant. I meant-- 1097 01:06:10,319 --> 01:06:11,799 Stop. 1098 01:06:11,879 --> 01:06:15,080 Let me just… 1099 01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:24,120 Paula. 1100 01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:27,160 I wouldn't go in there. 1101 01:06:39,439 --> 01:06:42,480 Oh, you really turn me on. 1102 01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:46,240 You have no idea how long I've waited for this moment. 1103 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,680 We belong together, Marlene. 1104 01:06:49,439 --> 01:06:51,879 You know I didn't sleep with him, right? 1105 01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:54,240 -Yeah. -He just passed out in my bed. 1106 01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,520 People are talking. 1107 01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:54,279 You know how it is with rumors. 1108 01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,080 Yeah. 1109 01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:58,240 I understand. 1110 01:09:01,679 --> 01:09:04,720 I say, let them. 1111 01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:29,080 Hi, this is Paula. Please leave a message. 1112 01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:38,599 Hey, honey. 1113 01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:41,040 Hey. 1114 01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,840 So have you seen your dad lately, hon? 1115 01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:49,279 No, I haven't. 1116 01:09:51,319 --> 01:09:52,160 Oh. 1117 01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:53,520 Well, I was just thinking… 1118 01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:58,000 …I forgot what a drag dating is. 1119 01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:00,840 I do miss him. 1120 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,080 He and I made such a good team. 1121 01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:11,440 How come you and Dad are all that we talk about lately? 1122 01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:15,920 What about me? It's never about me. Who's the child here? 1123 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,000 -I'm not sure what you're asking. -You know what? 1124 01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:19,960 I dropped out of the choir. 1125 01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:22,080 -I'm done! -But you have such an amazing, angelic-- 1126 01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:23,240 I hate my voice, Mom! 1127 01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:26,280 -Okay, I will agree to disagree on that. -Out! 1128 01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:29,280 Please. 1129 01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:33,880 Yeah, sure. 1130 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,160 You're right. I'm sorry to upset you. 1131 01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:43,160 I just wanted to wish you good luck 1132 01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:45,880 for your final exams tomorrow. 1133 01:10:46,599 --> 01:10:47,440 Hmm? 1134 01:11:39,599 --> 01:11:41,360 Your time is up. 1135 01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:42,560 So, time is up. 1136 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:47,520 -Please finish your last sentence. -Finish your last sentence, please. 1137 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,360 Oh. Up, up. 1138 01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:06,880 Charly, you too. 1139 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:08,760 Put your pen down. Down! 1140 01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:11,560 Down! Pen down! 1141 01:12:11,639 --> 01:12:13,440 Charly, you're finished. That's it. 1142 01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:16,160 Pen down. That's it! 1143 01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:31,679 Hey, there's nothing to fuck here. 1144 01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:34,679 But I want to fuck. You want to fuck. We want to fuck-- 1145 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:36,840 I don't wanna hear it. I said shut up! 1146 01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:39,240 Okay, your five minutes are up, but life goes on. 1147 01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:41,240 -So, where were we? -I want you to stop. 1148 01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:42,480 Hey, whoa! 1149 01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:45,679 -Uh, Charly, everything okay? -Yeah. 1150 01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:47,520 Except that my life's ruined because of you. 1151 01:13:47,599 --> 01:13:50,160 What are you planning to do? Don't do anything stupid. 1152 01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:51,719 We're a team. Right, Coach? 1153 01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:53,840 -Be quiet! -Drop the glass. 1154 01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:56,000 Come on, Charly. Charly! 1155 01:13:56,639 --> 01:13:58,200 Shut your mouth! 1156 01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:00,080 Just shut your mouth for once! 1157 01:14:01,639 --> 01:14:03,120 I told you to shut your mouth! 1158 01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:05,719 Is it… Am I… off? 1159 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,400 -I can't do this anymore. -Paula? 1160 01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:09,000 Paula, be reasonable. 1161 01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:11,280 There's no one on this bridge for us to fuck. 1162 01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:13,000 -This is nuts! -Oh, nuts? 1163 01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:15,080 Says my talking vagina? 1164 01:14:15,639 --> 01:14:18,320 You ruined everything! Everything in my life! 1165 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:20,639 I can't look at my phone at all 1166 01:14:20,719 --> 01:14:22,760 without being reminded of the disgusting rumors-- 1167 01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:25,080 -It's called a vulva. -Just shut up. 1168 01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:26,960 Seriously! Shut up now! 1169 01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:28,480 Who should shut up? 1170 01:14:36,719 --> 01:14:39,360 Paula, have you been talking to your vagina? 1171 01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:42,160 -Vulva! It's a… -Yeah, idiot! 1172 01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:44,400 -It's called a vulva. -That's okay though. 1173 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:46,800 And why does it matter to you? 1174 01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:48,440 -Because I get it. -Spit it out. 1175 01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:50,240 -I've been talking to my penis. -Yup. 1176 01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:52,760 -Yeah, just like all men. -Mine answers. 1177 01:14:59,679 --> 01:15:01,000 That sounds ridiculous. 1178 01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:10,920 Why didn't you tell me until now? 1179 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,000 Same reason you didn't tell me, I guess? 1180 01:15:13,719 --> 01:15:14,800 It's ridiculous. 1181 01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:20,120 Can you get down now, please? 1182 01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:25,920 Okay. 1183 01:15:30,440 --> 01:15:32,120 Mr. and Mrs. Perfect played us. 1184 01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:35,480 But do you know what the worst thing is? 1185 01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:37,520 Our genitals are speaking to us? 1186 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:39,560 We're not friends anymore. 1187 01:15:41,599 --> 01:15:42,960 Paula, I'm really sorry. 1188 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,160 Are you screwing with me right now? 1189 01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:47,719 I reject your apology. 1190 01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:51,840 -Hold on, I'm not the enemy. -You're not? 1191 01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:54,560 -You called me a training pussy. -What? 1192 01:15:54,639 --> 01:15:56,840 I was being completely torn to shreds by the rumor wolves, 1193 01:15:56,920 --> 01:16:00,120 and you were too busy kissing your own ass to notice I wasn't all right. 1194 01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:01,800 Everyone called me a slut for no reason 1195 01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:03,880 while you were doing your thing and getting praised. 1196 01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:05,320 Paula, I didn't mean any disres-- 1197 01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:09,080 Why are the people I love the most never there when I need them the most? 1198 01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:16,440 What are you looking at me like that for? 1199 01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:17,679 Shut the fuck up. 1200 01:16:22,440 --> 01:16:24,320 I think I've lost my best friend. 1201 01:16:25,679 --> 01:16:27,639 Can't you just say you're sorry? 1202 01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:30,840 I think we're past the point of saying we're sorry. 1203 01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:32,400 Hmm. 1204 01:16:34,599 --> 01:16:36,320 So all you can really do right now, Charly, 1205 01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:39,200 is keep telling Paula just how much she means to you 1206 01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:40,960 and how much you truly love her. 1207 01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:44,560 And what if that doesn't work out? 1208 01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:46,440 Then 1209 01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:48,719 you have to let her go, son. 1210 01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:04,320 Dad? 1211 01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:08,360 Please don't give up. 1212 01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:27,440 Why is life so complicated? 1213 01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:31,920 And the only person I want to talk to about everything… 1214 01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:34,560 …is dead. 1215 01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,040 I miss him like crazy. 1216 01:17:42,520 --> 01:17:45,639 You know, Paula I never really knew Dad. 1217 01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:49,000 So I never really had to miss him… 1218 01:17:50,719 --> 01:17:52,480 …'cause you were always here. 1219 01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:55,320 Paula, 1220 01:17:56,120 --> 01:17:58,639 you're the strongest person that I've ever known. 1221 01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:01,599 And you might even be the strongest in the world. 1222 01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:09,480 I love you, Phoeb. 1223 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:11,480 I love you too. 1224 01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:15,719 I can't breathe. 1225 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,160 What in the… 1226 01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:25,360 Jackass. 1227 01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:28,560 -Yes, you're right. I behaved like a jerk. -A massive jerk. 1228 01:18:28,639 --> 01:18:30,679 -She makes that sound bad. -That's true. 1229 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:33,360 I… I wish I had a wand I could wave to undo it. 1230 01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:35,360 I… I mean, they played both of us. 1231 01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:39,120 -Someone's going to pay. -You don't believe that. 1232 01:18:39,679 --> 01:18:41,040 Why not? 1233 01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:43,599 People like Constantin and Marlene never pay in the end. 1234 01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:49,400 The rumors aren't true, you know. I saw him with his pants off. 1235 01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:50,920 Mini weenie. 1236 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,280 What? She's had more action that we have? 1237 01:18:58,240 --> 01:18:59,200 I have an idea. 1238 01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:03,000 For the graduation dance tomorrow. 1239 01:19:03,719 --> 01:19:06,000 I'm really gonna need your help, though, to pull it off. 1240 01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:09,200 Will you go with me? 1241 01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:17,080 Okay. 1242 01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:18,840 I'll help you. 1243 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:23,440 But I'm not going as your date to the dance. Not officially. 1244 01:19:25,679 --> 01:19:27,200 After all of this, we're so done. 1245 01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:32,360 -Paula, please. -We have a deal? 1246 01:19:35,440 --> 01:19:36,480 We have a deal. 1247 01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:45,960 Whoa, that's really hard. 1248 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,679 Unlike me. 1249 01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:49,240 Ha. Ha ha. 1250 01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:00,800 Now we can head in. 1251 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:04,880 Paula, wait! 1252 01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:29,880 Okay, what's the plan? 1253 01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:31,599 We're going to… 1254 01:20:31,679 --> 01:20:33,440 -Charly, I swear if you-- -Okay! 1255 01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:35,800 -We're making Constantin pay. -Good. And Marlene? 1256 01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:38,840 She'll never get over it. Tonight means everything to her. 1257 01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:40,280 -Good! -Oh. 1258 01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:44,960 How are we going to do this? 1259 01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:48,200 It's really simple. We find Françoise and you convince her to help. 1260 01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:54,360 Oh, so that's what you need me for, Charly? 1261 01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:56,040 That's not what I said. 1262 01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:58,719 She won't give you the time of day, but she'll talk to me. 1263 01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:01,440 -Hey, I just thought if you-- -Fucking talk to her yourself, Charly. 1264 01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:02,960 -I'm not fixing your mess! -All right! 1265 01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:04,280 All right! 1266 01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:07,320 Any day. 1267 01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:08,440 Wait a second. 1268 01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:11,120 -Just go talk. -I'll talk when I'm ready, all right? 1269 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:14,560 Ready. 1270 01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:27,360 There she is. 1271 01:21:30,719 --> 01:21:34,040 And… well, do you think I could bring two of my friends with us? 1272 01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:35,160 Hola, Françoise. 1273 01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:38,639 Like, uh, Fabienne? You met her last week. 1274 01:21:38,719 --> 01:21:40,560 She was the one with long, blond hair. 1275 01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:41,920 You know what? 1276 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:45,480 I think she has a crush on Marko or Markus. 1277 01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:47,280 He's a little devil though. 1278 01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:49,200 Hi, Françoise. So Sorry. 1279 01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:52,320 -Oh, your outfit. C'est chouette. -Thanks. 1280 01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:55,160 Oh, um, I catch up with you in a bit, okay? 1281 01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:59,240 Listen, I know he doesn't deserve it, but I could really use a favor. 1282 01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:01,240 Okay. 1283 01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:03,080 What can I do? 1284 01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:08,080 Well, first of all, this little prick wants to apologize to you. 1285 01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:15,320 Yes, um, Françoise. 1286 01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:17,960 I'm so incredibly sorry about it all, 1287 01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:21,240 and I really wish I knew what happened, but I don't remember. 1288 01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:24,760 Um, yeah, I know that sounds like an excuse, 1289 01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:27,440 but I totally blacked out at Marlene's party that night. 1290 01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:33,040 Yeah. Makes you wish you were into girls. 1291 01:22:34,679 --> 01:22:36,000 Did I ever say I wasn't? 1292 01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:40,000 Nah. 1293 01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:45,080 You really don't recall? 1294 01:22:47,719 --> 01:22:50,360 D'accord. Alors… 1295 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:55,320 Everything was fine at first. We had a lot of fun. We danced, drank. 1296 01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:56,520 But then… 1297 01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:04,760 Come, Charly. 1298 01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:07,400 Françoise, don't worry. When I get back, it's your turn. 1299 01:23:07,480 --> 01:23:10,440 Yeah, Charly. Two babes. 1300 01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:14,400 Yes. 1301 01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:18,560 I never even said I wanted to sleep with you. 1302 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:25,120 I'm so sorry. Really. I… I don't usually drink a ton of alcohol, 1303 01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:27,400 and I was totally wasted that night. 1304 01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:29,639 He's been asking his dick for advice. 1305 01:23:29,719 --> 01:23:31,920 -All guys do that. -Mm, yeah, but with this one-- 1306 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,719 Paula, I… I think that we got it. 1307 01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:36,719 Okay. 1308 01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:40,520 What do you say we teach a lesson to an asshole 1309 01:23:40,599 --> 01:23:42,320 who's an asshole when he's sober? 1310 01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:44,840 I'm in. 1311 01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:53,040 Bonsoir. 1312 01:24:06,719 --> 01:24:09,080 Go for it, baby. 1313 01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:13,120 Oh, quelle petite. 1314 01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:23,240 His dick's really tiny! 1315 01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:25,520 Whoa! 1316 01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:30,080 Consti - No Dick! 1317 01:24:30,160 --> 01:24:32,240 Consti - No Dick! 1318 01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:34,000 Consti - No Dick! 1319 01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:35,679 Consti - No Dick! 1320 01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:39,040 Consti - No Dick! Consti - No Dick! 1321 01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:41,520 -Consti - No Dick! -Oh my God. I feel like shit. 1322 01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:44,240 -We're just as bad as them. -Consti - No Dick! 1323 01:24:44,320 --> 01:24:46,320 Consti - No Dick! 1324 01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:48,040 Consti - No Dick! 1325 01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:49,840 Consti - No Dick! 1326 01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:52,360 -Consti - No Dick! -Ah! Free at last. 1327 01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:53,800 Hey, fans, it's me. 1328 01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:56,400 We'll get a selfie later. Hey, Françoise. 1329 01:24:57,520 --> 01:25:00,480 You're an asshole, but even an asshole doesn't deserve this. 1330 01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:02,160 And neither does Paula. 1331 01:25:03,719 --> 01:25:04,719 No more shaming! 1332 01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:15,920 Look at me. 1333 01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:20,960 Kneel before Princess Pussy/! 1334 01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:23,040 What's the point of this bullying? 1335 01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:26,040 Why don't we show each other respect… 1336 01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:29,920 regardless of our genitals? 1337 01:25:33,719 --> 01:25:35,360 We all have insecurities. 1338 01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:37,280 We're all the same in the end. 1339 01:25:38,160 --> 01:25:39,480 We are who we are. 1340 01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:41,599 No more shaming. 1341 01:25:42,240 --> 01:25:44,480 -No more shaming. -No more shaming. 1342 01:25:44,560 --> 01:25:46,960 -No more shaming. -No more shaming. 1343 01:25:51,719 --> 01:25:53,440 Vive les parties génitales! 1344 01:25:53,960 --> 01:25:56,000 -No more shaming! -Yeah, man. 1345 01:25:56,080 --> 01:25:57,280 No more shaming! 1346 01:25:57,360 --> 01:25:59,120 No more shaming! 1347 01:26:00,599 --> 01:26:04,240 No more shaming! No more shaming! 1348 01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:05,880 No more shaming! 1349 01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:07,520 No more shaming! 1350 01:26:07,599 --> 01:26:09,679 I'm totally getting fired for this. 1351 01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:12,800 No more shaming! No more shaming! 1352 01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:14,599 No more shaming! 1353 01:26:14,679 --> 01:26:16,040 Mr. Pendergast. 1354 01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:17,000 No. 1355 01:26:17,080 --> 01:26:19,599 No more shaming! No more shaming! 1356 01:26:19,679 --> 01:26:23,280 No more shaming! No more shaming! 1357 01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:26,120 Whoo! 1358 01:26:28,840 --> 01:26:29,679 Yeah! 1359 01:26:58,360 --> 01:26:59,360 Charly. 1360 01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:01,040 Hi, Miss Voigt. 1361 01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:03,360 Say, what exactly happened with your exams? 1362 01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:05,040 Uh, it's complicated. 1363 01:27:05,639 --> 01:27:08,040 Have you heard this? A wise man once said, 1364 01:27:08,120 --> 01:27:10,280 "Don't let your schooling interfere with your education." 1365 01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:13,719 Oh, wow. That really is quite wise. 1366 01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:18,120 Well, did you know that an even wiser woman once said, 1367 01:27:20,160 --> 01:27:21,480 "I'll see you next year, kid"? 1368 01:27:31,960 --> 01:27:33,280 Hey, guys! 1369 01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:34,639 I, um… 1370 01:27:35,160 --> 01:27:37,639 I… I mean, I've never felt so free. 1371 01:27:37,719 --> 01:27:39,440 That's great. I'm so glad. 1372 01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:41,639 -Oh my God. I forgot. -What? 1373 01:27:41,719 --> 01:27:43,960 Somebody knocked the lights out on your bike. 1374 01:27:49,400 --> 01:27:50,920 Oh. 1375 01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:52,400 Oh God. 1376 01:27:55,160 --> 01:27:58,280 Uh, you said lights, I think, but only one is broken. 1377 01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:01,200 Huh. That's right. 1378 01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:03,880 That one was for calling me a slut. 1379 01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:04,840 Wha… 1380 01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:07,840 Oh, fuck. 1381 01:28:08,440 --> 01:28:09,280 Fuck. 1382 01:28:10,320 --> 01:28:11,160 Uh… 1383 01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:12,560 It's over, Constantin. 1384 01:28:12,639 --> 01:28:13,480 Betrayal. 1385 01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:14,840 -Marlene. Wait! -Asshole. 1386 01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:20,520 Mm. Mm. 1387 01:28:21,639 --> 01:28:24,160 Don't touch me like that! You fat ass! 1388 01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:28,759 I didn't want to say anything, but you've really put on weight. 1389 01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:30,400 Yeah, and you stink. 1390 01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:34,679 You know what? Your giant feet are way too big for your little body. 1391 01:28:34,759 --> 01:28:37,719 Plus, we hate Mr. Fluffles. He has aggression problems. 1392 01:28:38,639 --> 01:28:39,679 Hmm. 1393 01:28:43,160 --> 01:28:44,000 No shaming! 1394 01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:47,520 Mr. Fluffles does not have aggression problems! 1395 01:28:47,599 --> 01:28:50,000 -Did you seriously give me the finger? -Marlene, wait. 1396 01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:52,599 She fell into my lap. It was an accident. 1397 01:28:53,520 --> 01:28:54,400 Marlene. 1398 01:28:54,480 --> 01:28:56,920 So you are definitely the coolest students here. 1399 01:28:57,480 --> 01:29:01,240 To be honest, I only did this exchange program to have a little bit of fun. 1400 01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:05,480 If you guys are interested, I would be up for a ménage à trois. 1401 01:29:07,719 --> 01:29:09,480 Hmm? 1402 01:29:10,280 --> 01:29:12,520 I think I'm saving myself for a special girl. 1403 01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:16,880 Uh, thanks. We'll get back to you on that. 1404 01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:18,639 Okay, my offer stands. 1405 01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:21,240 Call anytime. See you. 1406 01:29:22,960 --> 01:29:26,679 What they hell was that? Is everyone deaf? Charly, come on. 1407 01:29:26,759 --> 01:29:27,639 Um… 1408 01:29:28,440 --> 01:29:30,360 so you've moved on to someone new? 1409 01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:34,000 Actually, I've known her for a while. 1410 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:36,840 But I screwed it up. I was an idiot. 1411 01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:40,280 Quick! Françoise is over there. We can catch up with her. 1412 01:29:40,360 --> 01:29:43,599 Okay, I think we nailed it. Let's go to the after-party. 1413 01:29:43,679 --> 01:29:44,599 I see. 1414 01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:49,120 I guess we're done here. 1415 01:29:50,520 --> 01:29:51,560 I, um… 1416 01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:56,599 I guess so. 1417 01:30:06,480 --> 01:30:07,400 Sure. 1418 01:30:10,599 --> 01:30:13,520 It was an honor to get to be your best friend for all these years. 1419 01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:31,520 Okay. Bye. 1420 01:30:50,160 --> 01:30:52,000 -I don't believe it. -For real? 1421 01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:54,679 -Is this finally it? -Oh my God. Oh my God. 1422 01:30:54,759 --> 01:30:56,800 -I think… -More games. 1423 01:30:56,880 --> 01:30:59,639 -No, I think this is really it. -Okay, we're doing it. 1424 01:30:59,719 --> 01:31:01,320 -Help him. Come on. -Yes, come on. 1425 01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:03,080 -Sorry, hold on. -Let's get started. 1426 01:31:03,160 --> 01:31:05,800 -Okay, wait… -Dreams Coming true. 1427 01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:07,639 -It's happening! -Come on. 1428 01:31:07,719 --> 01:31:10,080 -You got this. You got this. -Ah? 1429 01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:11,440 Yes! 1430 01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:13,080 10 SECONDS LATER 1431 01:31:13,679 --> 01:31:15,400 Oh, wow. 1432 01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:21,080 Yeah, um, wow. 1433 01:31:22,679 --> 01:31:24,160 Sorry that I, uh… 1434 01:31:24,240 --> 01:31:25,240 It's okay. 1435 01:31:26,759 --> 01:31:28,960 -You didn't? -No, uh… 1436 01:31:29,040 --> 01:31:29,960 Oh. 1437 01:31:35,560 --> 01:31:36,440 Uh… 1438 01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:39,080 One more? 1439 01:31:41,360 --> 01:31:43,320 11 SECONDS LATER 1440 01:31:43,400 --> 01:31:46,000 Ah, dude! 1441 01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:48,280 Wha… Wow. 1442 01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:51,240 Yeah, was that better? 1443 01:31:51,320 --> 01:31:53,160 That was, um, good. 1444 01:31:54,120 --> 01:31:55,560 You still didn't? 1445 01:31:56,800 --> 01:31:57,840 Nah… 1446 01:31:58,400 --> 01:31:59,320 Huh. 1447 01:31:59,840 --> 01:32:01,679 I know exactly what I want, though. 1448 01:32:16,080 --> 01:32:17,040 Do you hear that? 1449 01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:18,840 What? 1450 01:32:19,920 --> 01:32:20,920 Exactly. 1451 01:32:49,520 --> 01:32:50,880 -Good morning. -Morning. 1452 01:32:58,520 --> 01:33:00,440 Okay. 1453 01:33:00,520 --> 01:33:01,520 Okay. 1454 01:33:01,599 --> 01:33:03,880 -So I'll come pick you up. -Sounds good. 1455 01:33:03,960 --> 01:33:05,480 -See you later. -Later. 1456 01:33:15,880 --> 01:33:18,599 -Okay, let it out. -Yes. 1457 01:33:20,920 --> 01:33:21,800 Yeah. 1458 01:33:22,440 --> 01:33:24,280 Haven't been this nervous in a while. 1459 01:33:24,360 --> 01:33:26,560 My last date was 20 years ago. 1460 01:33:26,639 --> 01:33:27,719 I hope I can do it. 1461 01:33:27,800 --> 01:33:29,520 A lot's changed over the last few years. 1462 01:33:29,599 --> 01:33:32,160 I mean, you used to have to wait until the third date for a kiss. 1463 01:33:32,759 --> 01:33:34,880 Let's see. Maybe today, I can let the little tiger out. 1464 01:33:34,960 --> 01:33:38,200 -Not the little tiger, Dad. Please. -But I shouldn't give up on myself. 1465 01:33:38,280 --> 01:33:41,040 No, I said you shouldn't give up on Mom. 1466 01:33:41,960 --> 01:33:44,240 Oh God. I'm sweating like a pig. 1467 01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:47,160 -Um, do I look all right? -Dad. 1468 01:33:47,240 --> 01:33:49,520 Are you sure you wanna go through with this? 1469 01:33:49,599 --> 01:33:50,719 Yeah. 1470 01:33:51,560 --> 01:33:52,759 This is a good thing. 1471 01:33:58,599 --> 01:33:59,880 Oh, hello. 1472 01:33:59,960 --> 01:34:01,080 My name is Rudi. 1473 01:34:02,759 --> 01:34:06,560 Mm, you're even prettier in person than you are in your profile picture. 1474 01:34:07,440 --> 01:34:08,560 Beautiful hair. 1475 01:34:09,440 --> 01:34:13,599 And lovely long legs, like me. 1476 01:34:14,280 --> 01:34:15,280 Mm-hmm. 1477 01:34:17,120 --> 01:34:17,960 It's Mom! 1478 01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:22,360 Oh. 1479 01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:24,960 Your profile didn't mention you had kids. 1480 01:34:25,040 --> 01:34:28,200 Mm, well, I didn't wanna risk scaring you off right from the jump. 1481 01:34:28,280 --> 01:34:30,200 The plan was first let's see how the date goes, 1482 01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:32,120 and then I'd break it to you gently. 1483 01:34:32,719 --> 01:34:33,679 Very funny. 1484 01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:37,200 Charly, don't wait up for us. 1485 01:34:38,360 --> 01:34:39,920 So, where are we going? 1486 01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:43,679 I have a reservation at a nice restaurant pretty far out of town. 1487 01:34:43,759 --> 01:34:45,200 -Oh, really? -Mm-hmm. 1488 01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:49,880 Because I've been thinking of trying that yogurt place by the park. 1489 01:34:49,960 --> 01:34:52,080 Oh, I love yogurt. 1490 01:34:52,160 --> 01:34:54,400 Hopefully they have eggplant there, right? 1491 01:34:54,960 --> 01:34:55,840 Eggplant, you say? 1492 01:34:58,200 --> 01:34:59,520 Meow. 1493 01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:40,920 All right, I'm ready. 1494 01:35:41,920 --> 01:35:43,120 How far is the drive? 1495 01:35:44,320 --> 01:35:45,280 Don't know. 1496 01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:47,880 And we're back with the weather. 1497 01:35:47,960 --> 01:35:51,280 There's a definite chance of a hard front coming in. 1498 01:35:51,360 --> 01:35:53,400 Yes, it'll be quite wet the next few days. 1499 01:35:53,480 --> 01:35:55,360 Did I mention the hard front? 1500 01:35:55,440 --> 01:35:59,280 And did I mention just how wet it's going to get? Like, really wet. 1501 01:35:59,800 --> 01:36:01,599 Did you miss us? 1502 01:36:03,240 --> 01:36:05,560 FOR BERNIE 1503 01:41:50,920 --> 01:41:57,520 HARD FEELINGS s?