1 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:17,500 -Yoshi is a delightful boy. -I knew it! 2 00:00:17,583 --> 00:00:19,500 We need you to tell us our son's delightful? 3 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:21,708 We're not paying for compliments. What's wrong with him? 4 00:00:21,791 --> 00:00:26,375 Well, I'm seeing ADD, dyslexia, Executive Functioning Disorder. 5 00:00:26,458 --> 00:00:27,666 Executive what what? 6 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:29,791 Never gave him enough attention, now he has a deficit. 7 00:00:29,875 --> 00:00:30,708 Well, hold on. 8 00:00:30,791 --> 00:00:32,916 No, no, this is not because of anything you did. 9 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,708 This is the way Yoshi's brain is built. It's nobody's fault. 10 00:00:35,791 --> 00:00:38,541 Things don't happen for no reason. It can't be nobody's fault. 11 00:00:38,625 --> 00:00:42,791 Well, there is a rare disorder that comes from being exposed 12 00:00:42,875 --> 00:00:44,666 -to certain germs as an infant… -Germs? 13 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:47,500 …and presents in adolescence as a cluster of symptoms. 14 00:00:47,583 --> 00:00:51,416 Lack of spatial awareness, distractibility, poor inhibition. 15 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,666 Whoa. 16 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:55,041 Cool guy. 17 00:00:55,625 --> 00:00:56,708 Oh no! 18 00:00:58,791 --> 00:01:01,916 There's more testing we could do, but the treatment would be the same. 19 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,666 So the only reason would be if you wanted an excuse to blame yourselves. 20 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:07,708 -I don't think that's-- -What kind of germs? 21 00:01:07,791 --> 00:01:10,541 They're calling it pacifier shirt syndrome. 22 00:01:10,625 --> 00:01:12,791 A baby drops a pacifier on the floor, 23 00:01:12,875 --> 00:01:15,041 and rather than sterilize it or get a new one, 24 00:01:15,125 --> 00:01:18,583 the parent wipes it on their shirt and puts it back into the baby's mouth. 25 00:01:18,666 --> 00:01:19,666 Ooh. 26 00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:23,541 Well, if that's how you get this syndrome, there's no way our son has it. 27 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:27,416 Uh, well, should we maybe get the tests after all, 28 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:29,333 just to cover all our bases? 29 00:01:29,416 --> 00:01:30,250 What? Why? 30 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:32,375 If you never wiped a pacifier on your shirt… 31 00:01:32,458 --> 00:01:34,041 Once or twice, I may have 32 00:01:34,125 --> 00:01:35,708 -dropped a pacifier… -You did what? 33 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:37,208 …and then wiped it on my shirt. 34 00:01:37,291 --> 00:01:39,083 -If only once… -I don't know who I married. 35 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:41,583 What else you been hiding? Is there a gun in our home? 36 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,500 A second family under the floorboards? 37 00:01:43,583 --> 00:01:46,416 If I had another family, I'd keep them in a different house. 38 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:49,291 We can't redo our kitchen, but your other family gets a house. 39 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:52,208 This is not a good time to redo the kitchen. It's a big project. 40 00:01:52,291 --> 00:01:54,708 I wouldn't worry if it was just once or twice. 41 00:01:54,791 --> 00:01:56,583 The exposure we're talking about, 42 00:01:56,666 --> 00:01:59,500 you'd have had to have done it multiple times a day, every day, 43 00:01:59,583 --> 00:02:01,958 for the first year of Yoshi's life. 44 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:14,291 Maybe we should get the additional testing. 45 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:16,166 Oh, ya think? 46 00:03:08,041 --> 00:03:09,000 I'm five minutes out. 47 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:11,791 The situation's getting serious, Yoshi. 48 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:13,166 Make that two. 49 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:24,041 Ham. Ham, ham. Ham for you. 50 00:03:24,125 --> 00:03:26,708 Ham for you. There's a ham! 51 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:32,083 You get a ham. You get a ham. You get a ham. 52 00:03:32,166 --> 00:03:34,166 Ugh! 53 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:43,333 All right. 54 00:03:44,083 --> 00:03:46,000 Me and you, man. 55 00:03:49,208 --> 00:03:50,250 Argh! 56 00:03:54,083 --> 00:03:56,666 Mom, it happened again. 57 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:03,500 I don't understand why you can't stay in your old room. 58 00:04:03,583 --> 00:04:05,375 The one with closets and drawers. 59 00:04:05,458 --> 00:04:07,625 Then it's like I moved back with my parents. 60 00:04:07,708 --> 00:04:10,083 I don't want to be a burden. I'll stay on the couch. 61 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,666 We appreciate it. 62 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:18,458 Yoshi's 22. He needs to start taking things more seriously. 63 00:04:18,541 --> 00:04:20,125 He's 22. 64 00:04:20,208 --> 00:04:23,208 When I was his age, I was planning to backpack around the world. 65 00:04:23,291 --> 00:04:25,000 You can't backpack around the world. 66 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:27,000 I didn't. That's my point. 67 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:29,625 My other point is why can't you backpack around the world? 68 00:04:29,708 --> 00:04:31,708 I think you love him too much to see reality. 69 00:04:31,791 --> 00:04:34,625 I love him the right amount, so I see his flaws. 70 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,708 Ugh, I can't sit here doing nothing. I'm calling Karen Getelman. 71 00:04:38,791 --> 00:04:40,083 It's 10:00 at night! 72 00:04:40,166 --> 00:04:43,333 Like anybody could sleep knowing my baby is in crisis. 73 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:50,333 Because of the oceans! That's why you can't backpack around the world. 74 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:55,041 Know what I had to do to get you this job? 75 00:04:55,125 --> 00:04:58,583 I had to listen to Karen Getelman kvetch about her cat's mental health issues 76 00:04:58,666 --> 00:04:59,583 for 45 minutes. 77 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:01,250 Don't squander this opportunity. 78 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:04,000 The opportunity to temp at a sewing machine parts factory. 79 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:05,416 -I thought so. -An opportunity 80 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,000 -to get you out of the house. -Uh-huh. 81 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:09,208 To meet new people. Build your confidence. 82 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:10,708 I already have confidence. 83 00:05:10,791 --> 00:05:11,666 Why? 84 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:15,208 I know there's something I'm great at. I just need to find it. 85 00:05:15,791 --> 00:05:18,750 While we all wait for that day to come, you're going to work. 86 00:05:18,833 --> 00:05:21,458 On your way, pick up coffee and Danish for everybody so you can-- 87 00:05:21,541 --> 00:05:23,583 -You mean "Danishes"? -The plural of Danish is Danish. 88 00:05:23,666 --> 00:05:24,500 Ugh! 89 00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:33,041 Ow! Oh, no! Oh, no! No! No, no, no! 90 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:36,125 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm still not used to how big my car is. 91 00:05:36,208 --> 00:05:39,166 -I'll buy you a new coffee. -Thanks, mister. Wait. 92 00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:42,500 Are you wearing flip-flops? With a suit? 93 00:05:43,041 --> 00:05:46,666 -What kind of magic man are you? -My own boss, so I pick the dress code. 94 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:48,583 Wow. Ever wear your clothes backwards? 95 00:05:48,666 --> 00:05:49,541 No. 96 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:52,291 What about where it's like the right side of you is a man 97 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:55,416 and the left side is a sexy lady, and you have a conversation like, 98 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:57,541 "Hello." "Hello." "Come here often?" 99 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:59,333 "I'm married." "I don't see a ring." 100 00:05:59,416 --> 00:06:02,041 "Couldn't afford one. My husband works at the smelting plant." 101 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:03,333 "You must get lonely." 102 00:06:03,416 --> 00:06:04,750 "I do." 103 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:07,916 "Oh no! He's back!" 104 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,916 "Bang, bang! You didn't see nothing!" 105 00:06:11,583 --> 00:06:14,083 -I like you. -What's not to like? I'm delightful. 106 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:15,583 Hey, would you ever… 107 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:17,666 No. You wouldn't be interested. 108 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:18,875 -What? -It's not for you. 109 00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:21,250 -Don't wanna waste your time. -My time's worthless! 110 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:24,708 Okay. But first, I need you to get in my car, put on this blindfold, 111 00:06:24,791 --> 00:06:26,166 and not ask any questions. 112 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:28,375 I can't even think of any questions! 113 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:31,791 This is where we make the TAMIT tubes. 114 00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:32,916 The what tubes? 115 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,333 T-A-M-I-T. 116 00:06:35,416 --> 00:06:37,875 There's a mattress in there. 117 00:06:37,958 --> 00:06:40,041 In where? In there? A mattress? 118 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:41,250 A mattress. 119 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:42,875 There's a mattress in there? 120 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:44,291 In there! 121 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:49,708 TWAMIT! There was a mattress in there! 122 00:06:49,791 --> 00:06:52,250 How would you like to… No, I shouldn't. 123 00:06:52,333 --> 00:06:54,875 You're a nine-to-five, closed-shoe kind of guy. 124 00:06:54,958 --> 00:06:58,000 No, no, no. You don't know me at all! My mom made me wear these. 125 00:06:58,083 --> 00:07:00,833 You are about to be so in the right place at the right time, 126 00:07:00,916 --> 00:07:04,000 because today… I really shouldn't do this. 127 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:05,041 Come on! Just do it! 128 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,958 I'm offering you an opportunity 129 00:07:07,041 --> 00:07:11,333 to get in on the "There's a Mattress in There" soft launch. 130 00:07:11,416 --> 00:07:13,375 Pun very much intended. 131 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:16,833 Is the pun soft, or is the pun launch? 132 00:07:16,916 --> 00:07:18,291 The pun 133 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:19,333 is both. 134 00:07:22,416 --> 00:07:23,791 Where are your shoes? 135 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:25,166 Gone forever! 136 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:26,500 What happened to our bed? 137 00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:29,041 Ladies and gentlemen, what would you say if I told you 138 00:07:29,125 --> 00:07:30,916 there was a mattress in there? 139 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:33,791 Well, there is. 140 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:35,250 There is what? 141 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:38,625 A mattress. In there. No pun intended. 142 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,125 None taken. 143 00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:41,291 Go, mattress! 144 00:07:43,458 --> 00:07:44,583 Okay. 145 00:07:44,666 --> 00:07:49,166 And if someone already has a mattress, for example, us, what would the point be? 146 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,791 This would be for instead. 147 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:52,833 If you didn't. 148 00:07:52,916 --> 00:07:54,166 Eh. It is interesting. 149 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:58,416 Well, I'm about to show you something 300 times as interesting. 150 00:07:58,500 --> 00:07:59,666 To the garage! 151 00:08:01,541 --> 00:08:02,625 You got 300? 152 00:08:02,708 --> 00:08:04,750 How did you even get all these here? 153 00:08:04,833 --> 00:08:07,000 Danny Wegbreit. 154 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:08,291 Schwoopers! 155 00:08:08,375 --> 00:08:10,583 -I rented a van! -Wonderful. 156 00:08:10,666 --> 00:08:13,916 All my friends got rid of their fake IDs when they turned 21, 157 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,833 and I thought, what if I need to rent a van someday? 158 00:08:16,916 --> 00:08:19,625 You also need a credit card, and I have eight. 159 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,375 What if I need to get my car out? 160 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:24,416 -Where would you need to go? -To work, at the university. 161 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:26,625 It's called a career. Something adults have. 162 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:29,833 This is so much better. I'm going to sell these tubes. 163 00:08:29,916 --> 00:08:32,791 Don't you see? The future is tubes. 164 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:35,791 -Aah! -Oh. Um… Huh. 165 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:37,666 You got a ladder in one of those tubes? 166 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:40,916 If I could explain it the way it was explained to me… 167 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,833 -There was a man in flip-flops-- -Enough. 168 00:08:42,916 --> 00:08:44,541 Everything's going back in the van. 169 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:47,208 You're going to get your money back. Elliott, you drive. 170 00:08:47,291 --> 00:08:49,666 I don't trust that kid to operate heavy machinery. 171 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:50,666 He-he-hey. 172 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:53,625 Uh. Oh, it keeps going. 173 00:08:58,833 --> 00:09:00,333 I guess Mom's probably right. 174 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:03,916 I know it's stupid, just like everything I think is cool. 175 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,166 Why is it the only things that make sense to me 176 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:08,791 are the things that don't make any sense? 177 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,916 Oh! 178 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,333 Listen, I think you should go for it. 179 00:09:14,416 --> 00:09:15,291 Really? 180 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:18,166 When I was your age, I wanted to backpack around the world, 181 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:20,083 but it wasn't practical. 182 00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:22,500 I don't want you to wonder for the rest of your life 183 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:24,083 about what could've happened. 184 00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:28,291 Exactly. This is something I have to do for myself. 185 00:09:28,875 --> 00:09:30,625 Should we check with Mom first? 186 00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:33,625 Don't worry. I will handle your mother. 187 00:09:40,958 --> 00:09:42,166 Would you look at that? 188 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:44,625 It's the postcard from our trip to Paris. 189 00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:46,166 French food. Not for me. 190 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,166 You remember how we had to change hotels? 191 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:52,208 Mm, because of the goose that landed in front of the hotel's door. 192 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:53,958 It was a sign from my Aunt Sylvia. 193 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:56,666 She was telling us not to stay there, and she was right. 194 00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:58,666 Place burned down four years later. 195 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:00,416 Right. You won't believe this, 196 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:04,000 but while Yoshi and I were about to return the TAMIT tubes, 197 00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:05,708 it happened again! 198 00:10:05,791 --> 00:10:07,250 I don't believe it. 199 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:10,166 A goose landed on the hood of the van. 200 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:15,583 My Aunt Sylvia doesn't want Yoshi to give up on his business idea. 201 00:10:15,666 --> 00:10:17,833 Hello, what else could it possibly mean? 202 00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:21,416 Maybe that my husband thinks he's married an idiot. 203 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,416 Huh? No. 204 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,833 You're a worse liar than you are a charades partner. 205 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:27,791 That's saying something after the fiasco with the Rosenzweigs. 206 00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:30,333 I wasn't playing charades. I had a bee in my shirt. 207 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:34,333 But, listen, I really believe Yoshi can make something with this business. 208 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:35,250 No, you don't. 209 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:39,208 I don't. But I believe he believes it, and I think that is worth nurturing. 210 00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:43,083 So nurture. Nurture your brains out. I'll be over here in the real world. 211 00:10:43,708 --> 00:10:47,666 A goose. Everyone knows my Aunt Sylvia only comes to me as geese. 212 00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:50,416 You look tired. 213 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,000 Hey, you don't want this! 214 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:54,750 You wouldn't be interested. Where are you going? 215 00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:56,833 Hey! Get a load of this. 216 00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:58,750 No! 217 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,000 Whoa! 218 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:02,333 Ah! 219 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:09,041 I haven't sold one tube. If I could just sell one. 220 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:11,291 Then you'd sell 299 more? 221 00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:12,333 Yes! 222 00:11:12,416 --> 00:11:14,875 Explain again, what is so special about these things? 223 00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:18,333 It's innovation meets disruption, Dad. It's mattress meets tube. 224 00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:23,708 Okay, but tell me why you, Yoshi, think this is a good product. 225 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:25,416 Because I would have wanted one. 226 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,541 When I was bouncing around from town to town, 227 00:11:27,625 --> 00:11:29,333 all I wanted was something permanent. 228 00:11:29,416 --> 00:11:32,041 Some place to lay my head I could call my own. 229 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,583 Besides, who wants to carry a full mattress up a flight of stairs? 230 00:11:35,666 --> 00:11:38,958 I sure don't. That's the main reason I haven't left my boyfriend. 231 00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:40,458 That's what I'm talking about. 232 00:11:40,541 --> 00:11:43,291 If she had a mattress in a tube, she could go anywhere. 233 00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:45,958 Are you telling me there's a mattress in there? 234 00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:49,666 Yeah, but I'm in the middle of a conversation with my dad right now. 235 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,625 -Oh, I'm so sorry. -Psst. Hey. Hey. 236 00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:54,625 What were we talking about? Sports? 237 00:11:54,708 --> 00:11:55,958 Mm! 238 00:11:56,791 --> 00:11:59,083 Oh, wait. Come back! Come back! 239 00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:03,041 Whoa. What was that? 240 00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:05,583 I think that was you making a sale. 241 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:13,541 When they told me that I couldn't do it I just went and did it 242 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:15,583 I just went and did it 243 00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:22,583 When they told me that I couldn't do it I just went and did it 244 00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:30,541 Look at all these beautiful things. Reminders of our past. Our heritage. 245 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,125 Can you imagine how many more memories we'd have today 246 00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:36,250 if our relatives were able to carry their beds in tubes? 247 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,875 I think there would've been way less complaining on boats 248 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,250 coming from the old country. 249 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:42,541 Not no complaining, I know our relatives, 250 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:43,708 but certainly less. 251 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,375 Ah! 252 00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:51,833 -Thank you very much, young man. -Have fun at Burning Man! 253 00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:55,375 When they told me that I couldn't do it I just went and did it 254 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:59,541 I did it. There are no longer any mattresses in there. 255 00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:01,291 -Amazing! -I always knew you could. 256 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:02,833 So what happens now? 257 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:05,458 Think there's still a spot at the sewing machine factory? 258 00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:06,958 They'd be lucky to have you. 259 00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:10,125 Wait. You don't want to keep doing this? You're so good at it. 260 00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:13,208 I guess I could order more. You really believe in me, huh? 261 00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:14,333 What's to believe? 262 00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:16,416 You don't have to believe Fermat's Last Theorem 263 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,541 if you've seen proof. 264 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:19,208 Ha! Suck it, Fermat. 265 00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:22,416 Hey, hey, hey, Yoshi. Of course, we are very proud of you, 266 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,041 But as they say in the mattress biz, 267 00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:27,375 sometimes you gotta know when to call it a night. 268 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,166 We do say that in the biz. 269 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,125 Well, you got yourself this far. 270 00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:33,125 What do you think you should do next? 271 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,333 Huh. 272 00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:36,083 When I'm looking for clarity, 273 00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,916 I ask myself, what would Mark Zuckerberg do? 274 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:39,833 Ehh. 275 00:13:39,916 --> 00:13:45,041 Ideas take root on college campuses. That's where the young people are. 276 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:49,000 Lucky for me, I know a guy who works at a university. 277 00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,916 You wanna sell these things at Mid-Bay? 278 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,291 I want to sell to Mid-Bay. 279 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,333 A tube in every dorm room. 280 00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:57,875 Are you crazy? You can't ask your father for that. 281 00:13:57,958 --> 00:13:59,500 You don't mix business and family. 282 00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:02,750 Need I remind you of the Passover candy debacle of 2002? 283 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:05,916 No. Yoshi, I can get you a meeting with the dean, 284 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,083 but you'd better have one hell of a pitch. 285 00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:10,666 Thank you so much, Dad. I won't let you down. 286 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,791 Wait, what? 287 00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:19,208 Hey, if you don't make this sale, it's okay. 288 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,333 -It is not okay. -Of course it is. 289 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:24,166 No. If I don't make this sale, I'm in real trouble, Dad, 290 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:26,916 because I already put an order in for 10,000 tubes. 291 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,541 Ten thousand? What? Why? 292 00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:31,958 I had to! If any part of me thought that I could fail, I would fail. 293 00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:34,333 This way, I can't leave that room without a sale. 294 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,291 This isn't Cheap Trick karaoke. 295 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,833 "Surrender" is not an option! 296 00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:40,041 What? 297 00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:41,500 We're not interested. 298 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:42,458 Oh. 299 00:14:42,541 --> 00:14:45,083 -Would you like me to tell you about them… -I understand. 300 00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:48,625 There's a mattress in there. The dorms at MBU already have mattresses. 301 00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:50,625 Don't want to let him do his presentation? 302 00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:54,250 No need. Maybe I'm not interested. 303 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:58,083 -MBU. Middling, Boring, Ugh. -Did you come to insult me? 304 00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:00,666 I don't go to the monkey house to insult the monkeys. 305 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:06,041 I came here as a courtesy to my father, but this concept begs for Stanford. 306 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:07,458 I'm seeing them tomorrow. 307 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,666 Send them my regards. 308 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:14,208 Although, there is something cool about not being cool. 309 00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,625 That's the Mid-Bay way. 310 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:21,416 Let Stanford have their tech geniuses and their fancy prison experiments. 311 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:25,083 This isn't a disruption. It's a mattress. 312 00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:29,166 A mattress you can take wherever you go, no matter how far from home. 313 00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:30,583 Huh. 314 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:32,958 Home. 315 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:35,958 That's what this place is for thousands of students. 316 00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:39,500 But what if they could take a little bit of home with them when they left? 317 00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:41,875 You're saying they take the mattresses with them? 318 00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,500 You give each freshman a mattress. 319 00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:45,958 They carry it with them all four years, 320 00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:50,791 and then leave with a tether that always ties them back to their time here. 321 00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:52,083 It's an intimate reminder. 322 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,625 Eh, it's not fancy. 323 00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:58,375 It's just something that says, "MBU. You're here to learn." 324 00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,958 "We'll handle 325 00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:01,000 the rest." 326 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:04,541 You should have seen this kid. 327 00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:06,833 He was like Michael Jordan in there. 328 00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:09,916 You mean he had the raw sexual appeal of 15 normal men? 329 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,208 -No, I just mean he did a really good job. -I can't explain it. 330 00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:16,500 Suddenly everything made sense to me. I could just read this lady. 331 00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:17,708 And to think, 332 00:16:17,791 --> 00:16:21,958 none of this would have happened if I hadn't told you to go to that bakery. 333 00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:25,083 We sign contracts tomorrow, so dinner's on me. 334 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:28,291 Sparkling water for the table. 335 00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:29,375 Oh my gosh. 336 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:35,958 Who's ready for the best Burning Man ever!? 337 00:16:36,041 --> 00:16:37,750 Uh. 338 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,458 What is this? 339 00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:42,791 Oh-oh. 340 00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:44,458 Ooh. 341 00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:46,208 Uh. 342 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,416 Ah! 343 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:10,291 So it's not a great time to be in the TAMIT tube business. 344 00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:14,875 I'd hate to be MBU after they sign that contract, right? 345 00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:15,791 What? 346 00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:18,583 I don't think they're gonna sign the contract. 347 00:17:18,666 --> 00:17:21,875 Oh, uh, you think they heard about all the bad stuff? 348 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,166 -Uh-huh. -And that could be a deal-breaker, 349 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:26,291 that the tubes sometimes go off on their own? 350 00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:29,041 I think it might be. Yeah. 351 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:32,916 Oh. That's okay. So I've got a few more tubes to offload. 352 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,708 I've sold them before. I can do it again, right? 353 00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:36,791 Mm-hm. 354 00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:43,750 Oh boy. 355 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:45,625 Oof. 356 00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:49,916 The tubes have taken over our home. 357 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,458 We need to have a talk with him. 358 00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:53,666 You always mean me when you say "we." 359 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,416 You think I should talk with him. 360 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,500 So you get to be the nice, supportive parent, 361 00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:01,250 and I have to be the mean one who tells my boy his dream is stupid, 362 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:03,791 even though I knew all along it was stupid. I knew it. 363 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:07,250 And I derive no pleasure from being right, but I knew it, and I kept my mouth shut. 364 00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:08,666 You kept your mouth shut? 365 00:18:09,416 --> 00:18:10,333 Elliott. 366 00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:19,291 Ah. Think. Think. 367 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:22,791 Ugh. Are you kidding? 368 00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:24,083 Gah! 369 00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:27,291 Huh. 370 00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:29,541 Dad? I got it. 371 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,208 Yoshi? Is that you? 372 00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:32,791 Over here. I cracked the… 373 00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:34,875 Dad? Hey, are you in here? 374 00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:36,250 I'm on the sofa. 375 00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:39,250 Ah! Ah-ha! 376 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,458 Mattresses in aluminum cans! 377 00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:43,541 We'll call it, "Can-A-Mattress-Fit-In-There?" 378 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,333 I just need cash to get started. 379 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:49,875 I don't think you should spend any more money on this project. 380 00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:51,791 I just need $100,000 or so. 381 00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:55,416 You tried something, and it didn't work. Okay, so now it's time to move on. 382 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,750 Move on? I can't! 383 00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:59,041 I think you… can. 384 00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:02,125 You're asking me to give up on my dreams? Okay, sure, yeah. 385 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:05,416 No, that makes sense, because that's what you do, right? 386 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,666 Like your dream of backpacking around the world? 387 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:08,750 Yosh, that's enough. 388 00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:12,000 But I'm not like you, Dad. I can't just make myself small. 389 00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:15,958 Small? I have bent over backwards to indulge you, 390 00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:17,791 and this is the respect I get? 391 00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:20,166 All I have ever done is support you. 392 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:24,000 I stuck with you through all this farkakte, farshtunkene mattress mishegoss. 393 00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,041 But no more! 394 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:27,916 Look, I could probably just make it work with $40,000, or 45… 395 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,125 Get these ticking time bombs out of here! 396 00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:33,333 They're not time bomb… Oh no! 397 00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:36,666 Oh, oh, oh! Ah! 398 00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:41,125 I'm taking your mother to dinner tonight, 399 00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:45,375 and all this had better be out of the house by the time we get back, 400 00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:47,500 or you're out of the house. 401 00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:52,250 Schwooper! 402 00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:57,250 Danny, I knew you'd come through. 403 00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,208 I got a great deal on this rental, man. 404 00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:01,958 They tried to upsell me on insurance, and I said, "Dude, 405 00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:05,791 why would I need your insurance? I don't even have my own." 406 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:09,583 I need to move these to a storage unit until I figure out a permanent solution. 407 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,458 Bro, I got you. 408 00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:13,916 Listen, I know a guy who knows a guy 409 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,750 who has a side hustle in facilitating dark web arms deals. 410 00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:17,708 Arms deals? 411 00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:20,666 There are freedom fighters overseas who want to buy TAMIT tubes 412 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:23,208 to convert them into pressurized missile launchers. 413 00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:26,083 My tubes used for war? How could I sleep at night? 414 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:29,333 Well, you could keep a couple mattresses for yourself. 415 00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:35,208 Okay, easy. 416 00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:36,750 Easy. 417 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,333 Goodbye, old friends. 418 00:20:40,416 --> 00:20:41,500 Is that all of them? 419 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,166 Wha! 420 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:53,416 Huh. 421 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,958 No, no! No! No! Oh! 422 00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:57,041 Oh no! No! 423 00:20:58,375 --> 00:20:59,208 Whoa! 424 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,166 Ah! 425 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,458 No! Oh, no! 426 00:21:02,416 --> 00:21:03,625 No, no! 427 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,583 Ah! 428 00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:10,375 -Ohh. -No, no! 429 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:11,666 That's not good. 430 00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,750 Uhh… 431 00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:20,125 Oh. Oh, man. 432 00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:39,416 -Oh. -Hey! 433 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:42,958 The back wall of the garage. There's a sight for sore eyes. 434 00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,208 What? 435 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:52,458 What?! 436 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,291 I'm going to bed. 437 00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:58,000 My bed. 438 00:21:58,583 --> 00:21:59,500 I'm. 439 00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:08,708 I'm sorry. 440 00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,666 -I know. -I destroyed everything. 441 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,375 And the way I talked to you… 442 00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:17,416 I don't know what's wrong with me, Dad. 443 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,750 I think I'm broken. 444 00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:20,708 You're not broken. 445 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,000 All our china is broken. 446 00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:32,208 When I heard Bob Dylan had gone electric at the Newport Folk Festival, 447 00:22:32,291 --> 00:22:34,083 I was so upset. 448 00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:36,625 It was not the Dylan I knew. 449 00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:38,625 I didn't understand it. 450 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:44,083 But part of what I love about Dylan is that 451 00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:46,541 I'm not gonna always understand him. 452 00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:50,625 So if him letting me down sometimes is going to be part of it, 453 00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:53,916 then… then, well, then that's… that's part of it. 454 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:54,833 Hm? 455 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,541 You get what I'm trying to say? 456 00:22:57,625 --> 00:22:58,958 Not really. 457 00:22:59,041 --> 00:23:01,791 Yeah, well, I'm not entirely sure either. 458 00:23:01,875 --> 00:23:06,500 But my point is, I'm never going to stop loving Bob Dylan. 459 00:23:09,833 --> 00:23:15,041 So what you're saying is, don't think twice, it's all right? 460 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,416 That is absolutely not what I'm saying. 461 00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:23,291 But, y'know, your mother has always wanted to re-do the kitchen, so maybe 462 00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:25,166 this is an opportunity. 463 00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:34,083 Welcome to the family business 464 00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:37,500 You be the witness This is not ordinary 465 00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,833 Go and make yourself at home 466 00:23:40,916 --> 00:23:43,208 -Go and make your -Make your! 467 00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:45,833 Go and make yourself at home 468 00:23:45,916 --> 00:23:48,125 -Go and make your -Make your! 469 00:23:48,208 --> 00:23:50,375 Go and make yourself at 470 00:23:50,458 --> 00:23:55,666 Make yourself at Make yourself at home! 471 00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,375 Welcome to the family business 472 00:23:57,458 --> 00:24:00,875 You be the witness This is not ordinary 473 00:24:00,958 --> 00:24:03,750 One day we're all gonna miss this And we'll reminisce this 474 00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:06,375 'Cause everything's temporary 475 00:24:10,166 --> 00:24:15,458 And that's okay 'Cause everybody's here tonight 476 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:20,875 So let's all say We'll never break the family ties e this