1 00:00:06,239 --> 00:00:08,799 [laid-back Greek music playing] 2 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:29,040 In today's episode of our series Where Are They Now?: Tomek Wilczyński! 3 00:00:29,119 --> 00:00:31,200 Right, no one's seen him in years, so the question is: 4 00:00:31,279 --> 00:00:32,879 has anyone found the body or what? 5 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,320 No, come on, we know he's alive. 6 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,720 He's been selling virtual greeting cards on Cameo. 7 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,040 A couple dozen bitcoin gets you a "hello" and a wave. 8 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,640 [chuckles] Oh, get this too. 9 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,280 The beloved host of the controversial and once-popular 10 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,040 The World According to Wolf 11 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,919 plans to blow our minds with a new show. 12 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,080 Could this mark Wolf's triumphant return to TV? 13 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:52,040 Quick follow-up question. Did anyone ask for that? 14 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,680 [laughing] 15 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:54,599 But really though… 16 00:00:55,199 --> 00:00:57,599 [on laptop] …where do you think he's been hiding all this time? 17 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,599 [female host] The Wolf? Hmm, probably in a cave somewhere. 18 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:03,080 [TV hosts laugh] 19 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:06,000 [rock music playing] 20 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,920 -[kissing] -[sighs contentedly] 21 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:14,720 You gotta admit it, honey. Marcel has pretty good taste. 22 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,200 [Tomek] I'm just curious about this new project he's got. 23 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:21,520 Hey, as long as you keep in mind that's not the only project we work on. 24 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:22,839 [Tomek] Mmm. 25 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,600 [alarm dinging] 26 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,440 -Right on cue. -Hey, honey, uh… 27 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,360 You think at some point we could do it just to, you know, get a little… 28 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:32,000 -Get a little…? -You know, just do it for pleasure once? 29 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,160 [short chuckle] 30 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,800 -[Tomek] Mm. -Nope. 31 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:38,160 Okay. 32 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,560 [music turns tender] 33 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,440 [notification chimes] 34 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,039 YOU HAVE TWO CUSTOMERS 35 00:01:55,119 --> 00:01:56,720 [blows raspberry] 36 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:58,960 [grunts] 37 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:07,000 [Tomek] Majeczka! Happy birthday from Wolf! [laughing] 38 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,039 Don't worry, turning fifty is a beautiful thing. 39 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:12,720 You'll never be catcalled or ogled by those sleazeballs ever again. [laughs] 40 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:13,840 SEND WISHES 41 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,280 I hope you get everything. 42 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:18,120 Except, uh, those male strippers. [groans] 43 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,040 Mwah! See ya! 44 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,680 -[video sent tone] -[phone chimes] 45 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,440 YOU RECEIVE 500 PLN 46 00:02:24,799 --> 00:02:26,000 [phone thuds on table] 47 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,959 [footsteps approaching] 48 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:32,880 [romantic Greek music playing] 49 00:02:32,959 --> 00:02:35,440 -So, another satisfied client? -[scoffs] 50 00:02:35,519 --> 00:02:37,440 -I'm hoping she's not the last one today. -[sighs] 51 00:02:37,519 --> 00:02:39,600 -I feel like an online prostitute. -[moans] 52 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,239 I might be better off getting battered 53 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,640 in one of those MMA promotional cage fights. 54 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,120 [laughing] Oh, yeah, you're so right. 55 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,440 They're taking advantage. Five hundred for a couple minutes of work. 56 00:02:49,519 --> 00:02:52,120 Hey, I feel like a commodity. It's not funny, okay? 57 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,840 Okay, I'm sorry honey, but I'm ovulating. 58 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:57,160 The fertility window's open, so we're kind of up against a deadline here… 59 00:02:57,239 --> 00:02:59,320 -[Tomek] All right. Say no more. -[screams] 60 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,000 [woman] Couldn't we have hired a bellhop on Taskrabbit? 61 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,239 No, I'm not gonna pay some unemployed hipster five euros 62 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:05,760 to carry my luggage. 63 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,799 Good Lord, my back is killing me after being on that plane. 64 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,160 -You had a kid, you can do this. -[exhales] 65 00:03:11,239 --> 00:03:12,679 -So? -[sighs] 66 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,640 -Where to, Suck-A-Joy-Out? -Over here. 67 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,679 -[woman exhales] -[man chuckles] 68 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:21,399 -Here it is, check it out. -[gate creaks] 69 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:22,880 Voilà! 70 00:03:22,959 --> 00:03:25,440 -[woman screams with excitement] -[man chuckles] 71 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,720 -Bada bing! How do ya like that! -[woman gasps] Whoa! 72 00:03:29,799 --> 00:03:32,399 -Oh my God! [chuckles] -[man sighs contentedly] 73 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,200 -[woman] Woo-hoo! -[man chuckles] 74 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,679 [upbeat Greek music playing] 75 00:03:37,519 --> 00:03:38,959 [both singing happily] 76 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:39,959 [buzzes] 77 00:03:41,519 --> 00:03:42,959 -Hey… -Wait, try the other way around. 78 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,880 -What other way around? -[buzzing] 79 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:48,160 -You already broke it. Look. -What? How'd I break it? You broke it. 80 00:03:48,959 --> 00:03:52,000 Please, hold on. Wait a second, it's just stuck. [exhales] 81 00:03:52,079 --> 00:03:54,920 -[woman] Slower, slower, slower, honey. -[Tomek moaning] 82 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,799 -[gasps] -[Tomek] What the…? 83 00:03:58,519 --> 00:03:59,440 [man chuckles] 84 00:04:00,519 --> 00:04:03,600 -Ania, what're you doing up here? -It's clear. 85 00:04:03,679 --> 00:04:04,880 And you? 86 00:04:04,959 --> 00:04:06,799 -Hi. -Hi, Tomek. 87 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,679 -[hesitates] Champagne? -[woman] I thought… 88 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:11,079 I thought this one was, uh, number six? 89 00:04:11,679 --> 00:04:13,440 Turn it over. It's nine. Forget it. 90 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:16,519 Why didn't you tell us you were coming? Marcel didn't say anything about them. 91 00:04:16,599 --> 00:04:19,360 We decided to fly on a different, uh, airline. 92 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,800 -Fly around telecom towers. -Huh? 93 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,080 5G towers are spreading COVID. 94 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,880 What? We sat through a ten-hour plane ride to avoid 5G towers? 95 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,440 -[phone vibrating] -[curious music playing] 96 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,960 [continues vibrating] 97 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:42,320 Uh-oh. [laughing] 98 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:46,560 Ah. Marcel. How's it going? 99 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:47,840 We'll talk about this tomorrow. 100 00:04:47,919 --> 00:04:49,120 [Tomek] Where can we find you? 101 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,840 [seagulls cawing] 102 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,760 -[Tomek] Marcel! -[laughing] 103 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,200 Oh my God, look at you. You look fantastic, man! 104 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,120 I'm so happy to see all you guys! This is great! 105 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,039 -[man] Hey… [laughing] -[Marcel] Hey. 106 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,640 -[woman chuckles] -[loud smooch] 107 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,800 [exhales] All right, I know all of you are dying to find out 108 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:10,720 why exactly I decided to bring you to this place, right? 109 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,960 -Exactly. -Just hang on a minute. [exhales] 110 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,320 I swear, I will explain everything. 111 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,720 But I have to introduce you to someone first. 112 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:18,720 [Greek music stops] 113 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:19,800 [Spanish music playing] 114 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,120 Miguel. 115 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,280 [in Greek] Good morning. 116 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,720 [in English] It's a pleasure to finally meet you all. 117 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,240 Marcel told me so much about you. 118 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,680 [chuckles] Bogdan… Uh… Or… Ola. 119 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,200 [in Spanish accent] Ola. 120 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,680 Ania. [kisses] 121 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,800 -Tomek. -Hi, Miguel. 122 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,120 And Bogdan. 123 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,280 [chuckles softly] 124 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:41,880 -[kisses] -[chuckles] 125 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:46,000 [intriguing soft music playing] 126 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:49,039 [laughing] 127 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,120 So there we were, 128 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:53,359 in one of the most incredible restaurants in all of Malta, 129 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,960 when it dawns on me that 130 00:05:55,039 --> 00:05:57,200 if I don't find this sweet little dog a home pretty soon, 131 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,640 he's gonna go to the pound. 132 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,039 So, there goes our romantic dinner on the beach. 133 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:02,520 -Aww. -We spent the next four hours 134 00:06:02,599 --> 00:06:05,200 walking all over the island just to find him a shelter. 135 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:06,240 [Ola] Hmm. 136 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:09,320 Boy, I was worried Marcel would never forgive me. 137 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,520 Mm. And that's when I knew I found someone 138 00:06:11,599 --> 00:06:14,440 who was truly unique, truly special, you know? [inhales] 139 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:17,720 Because who else would pass on a two-star restaurant? [laughing] 140 00:06:17,799 --> 00:06:20,880 -[Bogdan] Right, exactly. -[Tomek] Miguel! Miguel, Miguel. 141 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,760 -Sounds like a… an old Polish name. -[sighs] 142 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:27,120 So was he like a Pagan chieftain or something? [laughing] 143 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,240 -No, actually, it's Michał. -[Tomek] Oh, Michał. 144 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,479 I guess, Miguel was easier and it just sort of stuck. 145 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,440 Perfect name for you. 146 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,080 [Ola] Marcel, Zosia told me to say hi. She couldn't make it. 147 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,560 Yeah, but how's the baby? 148 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,440 [Ola] I've got some new photos. Wanna see? 149 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:39,680 [Marcel] Oh! Sure. 150 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:41,880 -Oh! -[Ola] Uh-huh! 151 00:06:42,599 --> 00:06:44,440 [Marcel chuckling] Wow. 152 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:49,200 [Tomek] Miguel, so after you've finished all your traveling, 153 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:52,720 you think you're gonna shack up with Marcel in Warsaw? 154 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,400 Wait, you didn't tell them the news? 155 00:06:56,479 --> 00:06:57,960 [Tomek] Sorry, what news? 156 00:06:58,039 --> 00:06:59,400 Oh no. [gasps] 157 00:06:59,479 --> 00:07:01,599 -I spoiled the surprise, didn't I? -Uh… No, stop. 158 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,160 -Don't worry. -What surprise, guys? 159 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,280 The two of us are big on surprises. 160 00:07:05,359 --> 00:07:06,840 -[exhales sharply] -[Marcel] All right. 161 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,799 [exhales] 162 00:07:10,039 --> 00:07:12,479 Me and Miguel, we're not going back to Poland. 163 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:13,960 -Sorry? -[Ania] Uh… 164 00:07:14,919 --> 00:07:16,080 So you're… 165 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,479 We bought this hotel. [chuckles] 166 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,479 -[Ania] No! -[in Greek] Welcome to our place. 167 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:23,520 [Ania and Ola chuckling] 168 00:07:23,599 --> 00:07:24,760 How though? 169 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:30,000 Hold on. You mean you sold your real estate portfolio in Warsaw? 170 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:32,599 Yeah, my bank wouldn't give me the loan otherwise. 171 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,719 I'll never have another chance to do this. 172 00:07:34,799 --> 00:07:36,080 Kalimera, Mr. Marcel. 173 00:07:36,159 --> 00:07:37,560 -Kalimera. -Guantanamera. 174 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:40,320 Marcel, when you said you were working on a new project, 175 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,880 I just assumed you meant you had an incredible idea for a TV show. 176 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,200 Not that you're buying some hotel in the armpit of Europe! 177 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:49,159 It's two in one. Or, it's actually both in one. 178 00:07:49,239 --> 00:07:51,599 -We're going to make a new reality show. -[exhales] 179 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,719 A few people meet online, and then they meet up for real on a romantic island. 180 00:07:54,799 --> 00:07:57,520 You're the host of the show, the show pays for the loan, everyone wins. 181 00:07:57,599 --> 00:08:00,039 -I just need to convince the investor. -Whoa, whoa, Marcel. 182 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,359 You don't really seem like yourself, buddy. 183 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,320 You're usually a planner, you're on top of everything. 184 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,080 And I don't know what else to tell you, you're acting irrational! 185 00:08:08,159 --> 00:08:09,679 [exhales] How is this irrational? 186 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:12,159 You run off to the end of the world with some, sorry, 187 00:08:12,239 --> 00:08:14,159 but some random guy who you met when? 188 00:08:14,239 --> 00:08:16,039 Like, barely six months ago. 189 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,280 Marcel, are you out of your damn mind? 190 00:08:18,359 --> 00:08:20,520 You bought a hotel you can't even afford, 191 00:08:20,599 --> 00:08:24,320 to make some show you could never actually produce? Marcel! [chuckles] 192 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,320 Man, I'm sorry, 193 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,000 I don't know what kind of idiot would invest in something like this. 194 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,840 [phone ringing, vibrating] 195 00:08:31,919 --> 00:08:33,919 [curious music playing] 196 00:08:34,959 --> 00:08:36,120 [inhales deeply] 197 00:08:36,199 --> 00:08:37,199 Hello? 198 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:39,720 Hi, yes. 199 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:42,360 [gasps] 200 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,280 That's great. 201 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:46,760 Yes, see you tomorrow. 202 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:48,920 Bye. 203 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:51,720 Ha! [gasps] 204 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,400 -[chuckles] -What was that about? 205 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,760 It was the idiot who's gonna invest in our show! 206 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,240 [in singsong] Planet Single: An Island! 207 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,120 -No. -[in singsong] An Island! 208 00:09:07,199 --> 00:09:12,160 PLANET SINGLE: GREEK ADVENTURE 209 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,040 [vlogger] Obviously, the corrupt legacy media 210 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,320 would like you to believe that he's just on vacation. 211 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,160 Just a rich guy enjoying his millions, right? No way, y'all. 212 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,360 They conveniently fail to bring up 213 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:25,360 that the guy's been going around and buying land in Crete to Madeira. 214 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,680 But what's his game? 215 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,440 Buy land to install weather control towers. 216 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:29,360 It's the only way. 217 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,360 No question. 218 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,199 Yep. Definitely explains the weather in Poland. [sighs] 219 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,360 -It's almost as bad as the food. -[vlogger continues] 220 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,320 -[Ola] Mm-hmm. -Quit it! 221 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,640 -[Ola] Elites controlling the weather. -Quit it! 222 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,240 [Ola laughing] 5G signals. 223 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:44,320 What other conspiracy theories are you gonna get sucked into? 224 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,480 -[chuckling] Maybe UFOs? -We stopped saying UFO. Come on, quit it! 225 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:52,600 We say UAP, trust me, okay? Unnormal Aerial Paranoic. Got it, Ola? 226 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:55,800 Look. Let me tell ya. The US government just made it official. 227 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:58,520 They've been getting their weapons from aliens for fifty years. 228 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:00,520 Bodzio, hey, come on. 229 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,880 I mean, did you forget you're just a high school principal? 230 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,400 [sighs] We take a trip to this wonderful place and this is what you do? 231 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,640 You don't understand the world around you. 232 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:11,480 You're living an illusion. You're asleep in the Matrix. 233 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,440 -You need to wake up, woman. -Living an illusion? 234 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,880 If you don't wake up, you'll die, you'll lose! 235 00:10:15,959 --> 00:10:16,920 If you did some digging, 236 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,760 maybe searched the internet, then you'd know. 237 00:10:18,839 --> 00:10:21,640 Instead of all this, "Buy me this, buy me that." No. Wait. 238 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,079 Give me… 239 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:25,320 -Hey come on, stop. -Wanna do some searching? 240 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,120 Your UAP's outside. That stupid phone. 241 00:10:28,199 --> 00:10:30,040 I should shove it up my ass, then you'd notice. 242 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,880 Old fart, with your beer belly. Ugh! Go for a run. 243 00:10:32,959 --> 00:10:36,040 [lighthearted Greek music playing] 244 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,040 [Ania chuckles] 245 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,160 [music stops] 246 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,800 -Hey. -Mm-hmm? 247 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,280 -So, did you notice? -What? 248 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:47,520 Just how Miguel is sorta… weird? 249 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:48,839 [Ania] Mm. 250 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,959 -[Ania] Totally. Yeah. -[Tomek] Mmm. 251 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,360 He's a charmer. 252 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:53,920 -[laughs] -[Ania] He's handsome. 253 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,520 -Has a good sense of humor. -No. 254 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,920 C'mon, please, his sense of humor's nothing special, right? 255 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,040 Oh, jealous much? [laughs] 256 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:02,680 No, it's just, I'm worried about my buddy. What do we even know about that guy? 257 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,199 -[Ania sighs, blows raspberry] -Mmm. 258 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,600 [groans] Please shut up and kiss me, all right? 259 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:11,000 [both moaning] 260 00:11:11,079 --> 00:11:13,040 Think he's being honest about living in Warsaw? 261 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,079 -[Ania] Who? -I… 262 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,520 [grunts] Tomek. 263 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,839 [huffs] Um, I'm on a schedule. 264 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,120 Oh my God. 265 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,880 Go talk to Miguel if you want to know about him. 266 00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:24,880 I'm sure he'd be more than happy to chat with you. Now kiss me! 267 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,959 [smooch] That's genius. 268 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,880 -I wasn't saying, like, right now. -I have a window right now. 269 00:11:29,959 --> 00:11:32,040 -It's… -Because he's not expecting me. 270 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,560 I'll get the guy alone, just the two of us. 271 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:35,600 You are a genius. 272 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:36,880 [kisses] I love you. 273 00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:38,959 [whimsical music playing] 274 00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:41,079 [sighs] 275 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,440 Miguel. Can we talk? 276 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,280 Man to man? Miguel. 277 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,199 Hey. Just two dudes talking. 278 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,199 Yeah, hey, darling. 279 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,320 Marcel's our right now picking up deliveries. 280 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,280 Are you free now? 281 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,640 This stays between us. 282 00:11:55,719 --> 00:11:58,240 [intriguing music playing] 283 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,920 First pleasure, then duty. 284 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,880 [inaudible] 285 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,280 -Hey, hey, hey. -Hey. 286 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,640 -How ya doing? -Hey, uh, what you doing here, man? 287 00:12:19,719 --> 00:12:21,640 Ola threw my phone out the window, but I got it. 288 00:12:21,719 --> 00:12:23,440 -Looking for something over there? -Huh? 289 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:24,440 There. 290 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:28,000 Oh… No, I just came out to… just to get some air, yeah. 291 00:12:28,079 --> 00:12:29,400 -Okay. -Yeah. 292 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,800 [inhales and exhales loudly] 293 00:12:34,719 --> 00:12:36,400 -Good? -Yup. 294 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,160 -See you, buddy. -What do you mean, see you? 295 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,880 Let's go grab a couple of beers at the bar. 296 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,480 Ah, I'd love to. It's just, the sun got to me today and… 297 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:45,520 [Bogdan] Oh, come on, we're on vacation. Let's have a few drinks. 298 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,920 The seafood's super fresh here. Come on. 299 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,280 [Bogdan] This is the North Pole, this is the ice wall. 300 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:54,120 An atmospheric dome gets created by the gasses trapped between them. 301 00:12:54,199 --> 00:12:57,240 That dome acts like a lens which makes the Earth look round 302 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,280 when in reality, it's totally flat. 303 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:03,000 So, hey, have you noticed that he's acting sort of weird lately? 304 00:13:03,079 --> 00:13:04,120 Marcel? 305 00:13:04,199 --> 00:13:06,880 Marcel does sleep with guys, I think that's pretty weird, don't you? 306 00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:09,560 No, I mean, the fact that he sold everything he owned, yeah? 307 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:13,680 And then ran away to the end of the world with some guy who he's known for how long? 308 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,160 -Half a year? -You know how they met, right? 309 00:13:18,199 --> 00:13:20,320 Marcel messaged him on a dating app. 310 00:13:21,199 --> 00:13:23,599 You know, that brings to mind this really interesting series, 311 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,440 a documentary called Planet Bandit. 312 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,199 -I don't know if you've heard about it. -No. 313 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,360 Oh, dude, it's on Netflix. It's amazing. I'm serious. 314 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,839 It's about a fraudster. 315 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,959 This one dude meets all these women on an app, 316 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:36,320 and he just swindles these girls, like drains all their bank accounts. 317 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,640 Poof, their savings disappear. He cleans them out. 318 00:13:38,719 --> 00:13:40,400 He's elusive, they still haven't caught him. 319 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,640 You have to watch it. 320 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,320 The Planet Bandit. 321 00:13:45,719 --> 00:13:46,880 That's the one. 322 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,440 [intriguing music playing] 323 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:52,120 He told me that it was once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 324 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,520 He was so handsome and charming. 325 00:13:56,120 --> 00:14:00,959 He even convinced me to mortgage one of my properties in Malibu. 326 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:03,599 [sniffles] 327 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,640 [narrator] Chapter Seven of The Planet Bandit. 328 00:14:07,719 --> 00:14:10,920 He would go on to swindle scores of wealthy women. 329 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,040 From Malta to Macedonia. 330 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,160 Promising love and companionship, 331 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:19,719 but leaving a trail of broken hearts and empty pocket books in his wake. 332 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,280 [kid speaking indistinctly] 333 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,680 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 334 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,560 -[tender music playing] -[indistinct chatter] 335 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,880 [woman] This is just crazy. 336 00:15:02,079 --> 00:15:03,319 [Ania] Uh, sorry? 337 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,439 I just came here because I wanted to get a tan. 338 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,800 Now all I want to do is shop for onesies. 339 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,839 [chuckles] It's weird, huh? 340 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,000 I know what you mean, girl. 341 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,280 But you have a kid? 342 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,479 It's not in the cards for me. 343 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,880 -Didn't mean to pry, sorry about that. -It's all right. 344 00:15:27,479 --> 00:15:30,240 [sighs] The best kids belong to other people. 345 00:15:30,319 --> 00:15:33,640 Maximum happiness, minimum responsibility. 346 00:15:33,719 --> 00:15:35,400 [chuckles] 347 00:15:35,479 --> 00:15:37,640 Oh, I'm Ania, by the way. 348 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,240 Maria. 349 00:15:39,319 --> 00:15:42,079 [upbeat music playing] 350 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,280 [inhales] My God! 351 00:15:49,439 --> 00:15:52,240 Now I get it. Okay. That little snake. 352 00:15:53,199 --> 00:15:56,199 Your old friend doesn't matter, 'cause you got a new one. 353 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,319 Good morning. 354 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,040 How many persons, please? 355 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,479 Oh, uh… Just one. 356 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,120 One? Come this way. 357 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 [indistinct chatter] 358 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,439 No, no, no. Golden Girls spot. 359 00:16:16,079 --> 00:16:19,240 [chuckles] Golden girls, huh? [laughing] 360 00:16:19,319 --> 00:16:21,760 Oh my gosh, Zeus, I'm not that tan yet. 361 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,760 Hi, I'm Magdalena. 362 00:16:43,839 --> 00:16:45,199 [upbeat music stops] 363 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,359 Oh, hi there. 364 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,160 Ola. 365 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,160 [man] Hi, darling. 366 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,359 [intriguing music playing] 367 00:16:52,439 --> 00:16:54,560 -Sorry to keep you waiting. So sorry. -[camera clicking] 368 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:55,760 -[Miguel] Hi. -You ready? 369 00:16:55,839 --> 00:16:58,479 -[Miguel] Yeah. Come on. Come, come, come. -[camera clicking] 370 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,000 Let's go, let's go. 371 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,319 [dramatic sting] 372 00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,399 [suspenseful Greek music playing] 373 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,159 [grunting] 374 00:17:14,399 --> 00:17:16,040 [inaudible] 375 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:23,919 [camera clicking] 376 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,280 [grunts] 377 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,480 [Bogdan] Tomek? 378 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,840 -[gasps, grunts] -What are you…? 379 00:17:35,919 --> 00:17:38,080 -[Bogdan] Oh, fuck! -[screams] 380 00:17:38,159 --> 00:17:39,440 [Spanish music playing] 381 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,480 [phone ringing] 382 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,800 Oh, shoot, turn off the music. 383 00:17:46,919 --> 00:17:48,440 [music stops] 384 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:49,560 Marcel, hey, honey. 385 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,960 What are you, Tarzan? Good lord, dude… What? 386 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,800 [Miguel] In the hotel? Of course I remember. 387 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,080 Yeah, I'll be there. Uh-huh. 388 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,600 [exhales] How about a rain check? 389 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,760 I was spying on Miguel. He is meeting some dude up there. 390 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,720 He's paying another man to jump into his bed. 391 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,640 Yeah, he's building his roster of victims. 392 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,520 The Planet Bandit guy connected a lot of women. 393 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,480 -Like pyramid scheme ladies night. -What are you talking about? 394 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,560 [muffled grunts] 395 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,840 Listen. 396 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:22,120 -What? -The Planet Bandit conned only women. 397 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,159 -Right? -True. Yeah. 398 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,720 And Marcel is…? 399 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,080 -A gay man! Need it spelled out on a sign? -How do you know? 400 00:18:27,159 --> 00:18:29,919 He could be bisexual, or demisexual, trisexual. 401 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,760 We don't know. There are 68 sexual identities… 402 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,080 [Miguel] I can't believe this. Where'd you get this number? 403 00:18:34,159 --> 00:18:35,280 [muffled moaning] 404 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,320 Wait a minute, you're here? I mean… Since when? 405 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,800 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 406 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,840 Please, don't involve Marcel. 407 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,080 We'll speak in person. 408 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:49,080 I swear to God, there are 68 sexualities. He could be any one of them. 409 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,480 [Tomek humming] 410 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:56,159 The yacht belonging to the billionaire Aleksander Ostrowski, 411 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:59,240 owner of Planet Single, was spotted earlier today 412 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,919 out in a bay near Crete. 413 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,360 The controversial figure was a beloved and popular businessman 414 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,120 before he stepped out of the public eye amid a big fiasco, 415 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,960 becoming infamous for abruptly calling off 416 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,399 the long-awaited holiday premier of his company's Gravity add-on. 417 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,080 [rock music playing] 418 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,159 [Marcel] Hey, welcome to the island! 419 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,040 First impression so far? 420 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,800 Oh, it's a bit cramped out here. 421 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,399 -There's potential though. -[chuckles] 422 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,040 Hey, there you go. 423 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,640 Don't you wanna bring some of your friends along? 424 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,840 Nah. They're candidates for casting. 425 00:19:51,919 --> 00:19:53,720 And some of them really want it. 426 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,560 -Casting? That's pretty quick. -Every minute counts. 427 00:19:56,640 --> 00:20:00,320 Have you noticed the hotel filling up? Lots of casting prospects coming in. 428 00:20:00,919 --> 00:20:02,640 I'm a dummy. Thought they were tourists. 429 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,440 [laughs, sighs] 430 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,600 [inhales deeply] 431 00:20:05,679 --> 00:20:06,720 I'm gonna be honest. 432 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:09,640 I don't see much drama. 433 00:20:10,399 --> 00:20:13,440 Love, feelings, communication, that's all super. 434 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,720 Who cares about that though? Who'd watch this? 435 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,360 How about this? Just picture it. 436 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,399 A bunch of sexy couples with slammin' beach bods, 437 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,040 alone on a beautiful deserted island, 438 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,960 all competing to steal each other's partners. 439 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,280 That's a show. 440 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,360 Yeah, but it seems like we're rewarding people 441 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,720 for, well, I don't know, 442 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,760 cheating on their loved ones and general assholery. 443 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:34,800 So you get it. 444 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:40,080 "Happily ever after" is just a… a myth. Nobody wants to see happy couples in love. 445 00:20:40,159 --> 00:20:42,360 Snooze alert. I can prove it without an algorithm. 446 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,159 Well, what if we wanted to provoke a change? 447 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,880 Speak to the people, inspire the audience-- 448 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,960 Marcel, don't make this difficult, hm? 449 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,240 It's already done. In a few days, we'll start the campaign to promote it. 450 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,520 Okay? We're doing a huge party. 451 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,960 -A party? -[exhales] 452 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,080 And, uh, promo work? 453 00:20:57,159 --> 00:20:59,640 Why do you think that I'm bringing in prospects for the cast? 454 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,880 'Cause we're gonna do a red carpet event! 455 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,320 -About to get hot! -[phone ringing] 456 00:21:03,399 --> 00:21:04,399 Organizer's calling. 457 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,960 Hello? How's the situation? 458 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,919 Organizer? What does that make us, Miguel? 459 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,600 [sighs] Look, I think we need to take some time to think this over, huh? 460 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,520 I can persuade him. [exhales] 461 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,200 Fuck! 462 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,240 Hey, so, great ideas in there. 463 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,720 I'm just wondering if we might make a few adjustments… 464 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:28,240 I'm happy to listen, but you know me. When I get an idea in my head… 465 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,320 [intriguing music playing] 466 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,360 [indistinct conversation] 467 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,600 So there are two handsome guys on the one end of this thing. 468 00:21:37,679 --> 00:21:42,159 Over here we got a stranger, shrouded in mystery. Um… 469 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,440 -On the other end of the phone, right? -[laughs] 470 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,720 Man, that sounds like the first scene of a gay porno, huh? 471 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,240 Okay, sure. But I think all of this makes sense. 472 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,919 The only piece I don't get is Aleksander. 473 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,320 I mean, obviously, he controls most of the weather in Poland… 474 00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:57,280 -Sorry? Controls the weather? Bogdan? -Forget it. He depre… depressureates… 475 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,880 -Just, whatever. -Dude, look. 476 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:02,480 We both have to focus on the crucial thing, which is… 477 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,399 Miguel is absolutely cheating on Marcel, 478 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,960 and I have to get proof of it all somehow, okay? 479 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,000 Not alone, it's you and me! Better partner up 480 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,919 because I know you won't be able to handle a covert op on your own. 481 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,040 Dude, we'll be like Scully and Mulder. How about that? I got dibs on Scully. 482 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:19,439 [music continues] 483 00:22:24,399 --> 00:22:25,240 [music fades] 484 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,320 Ola! 485 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,520 There you are. Where have you been all this time? 486 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,200 Move, you're in the way. 487 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,040 Maybe you would have actually noticed me 488 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:41,080 if you weren't so busy chatting up your… your new best buddy over there. 489 00:22:42,439 --> 00:22:45,919 [scoffs] That's crazy, you saw me and didn't come over? 490 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,600 Listen, Maria's super cool. Right up your alley. 491 00:22:48,679 --> 00:22:51,200 [clicks tongue] Whatever, screw Maria. 492 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,840 'Cause I made some amazing new friends too, actually. 493 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,720 Maybe Magdalena will pick up once in a while 494 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,800 when I call her on the phone. 495 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,399 Magdalena might put some energy into our friendship, Ania. 496 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,960 -Don't say that. -What should I say? 497 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,360 -Well, let's try-- -[Magdalena] Girls, girls. 498 00:23:06,439 --> 00:23:10,120 You're on a picturesque and temperate island, and the sun is out… 499 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:14,320 [inhales] Oh, and there's a lot of fantastic, young, delicious guys 500 00:23:14,399 --> 00:23:16,080 begging you to look at them. 501 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,399 What's the sense in fighting? 502 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:20,720 Not to mention, 503 00:23:21,439 --> 00:23:24,360 in a few years, your husbands will both drop dead. Mm? 504 00:23:24,439 --> 00:23:26,960 Making you realize you only have each other. 505 00:23:28,159 --> 00:23:29,840 Life is just so short. 506 00:23:34,919 --> 00:23:36,720 [sighs] She's got a point. 507 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,560 Let's do this. [exhales] 508 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,360 I'm sorry, I apologize. 509 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,240 [exhales] It's okay. 510 00:23:46,439 --> 00:23:49,520 Why don't we paint the town tonight? The two of us. 511 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,679 -No husbands? -Blech! Ew, no. 512 00:23:52,439 --> 00:23:54,960 Ladies night, oh yeah, just like before we got old. 513 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,120 -[club music playing] -[beatboxing] 514 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,399 [Ola chuckling] 515 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,560 -[Ania and Ola laughing] -[bells jingling] 516 00:24:07,439 --> 00:24:09,439 I just wanna dance. 517 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,480 -I don't know. -[both laughing] 518 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,600 [lively Greek music playing] 519 00:24:13,679 --> 00:24:17,159 -[gasps, laughs] -[laughing] Jeez, isn't this just amazing? 520 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:21,000 [indistinct chatter] 521 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,439 -[suspenseful music plays] -[Bogdan] So, can you see anything? 522 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,240 [Tomek] Not really, 'cause he's too far away. 523 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,159 Try these babies. 524 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,320 [dog barking in distance] 525 00:24:36,399 --> 00:24:37,480 Eh? 526 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,560 [crickets chirping] 527 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,960 [intriguing music playing] 528 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,040 [Bogdan] Ah, that son of a gun, what a slimy little weasel. 529 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:51,960 Trolling for victims. He's so devious, that conniving little shit. 530 00:24:55,679 --> 00:24:57,280 -Let me see those. -What? 531 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,640 -By the way, why do you have all these? -I've been known to bird-watch. 532 00:25:06,679 --> 00:25:09,880 -Did you bring a sandwich? -It's a stakeout, I might get peckish. 533 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,439 Hello, girls. How are you? 534 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,480 -Hi, good. -Hi. 535 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,199 -Hey. Not bad. -My name is Marko. 536 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,840 -Olga and Anna. -Uh, Andrew. 537 00:25:20,919 --> 00:25:24,399 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. Very, very, very nice. 538 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,280 -[in Polish] Hey, they're pretty young… -[laughing] Don't worry about it. 539 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,679 [in English] Polish girls? 540 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,679 -Polish girls. -[all laughing] 541 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,720 [intriguing music playing] 542 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,520 -Watch out, he's here. -Okay, hide! 543 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,399 [grunts] 544 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:45,960 [groans] 545 00:25:55,399 --> 00:25:58,360 -[whispering] Okay. -[panting] What's the move? 546 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,360 -The window's open. -What? 547 00:26:02,439 --> 00:26:04,199 Come on, perfect chance to search his laptop. 548 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,240 -I'm not breaking into someone's house. -I'll boost you up there. 549 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,800 Do you wanna find out if he's the Planet Bandit or not? 550 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,000 -Yeah. -Let's go then. 551 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:11,960 Okay, man. 552 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,480 Once you get inside, open the back door for me. 553 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:15,520 Come on. 554 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,360 [Bogdan] Ow! 555 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,480 [Marko] Four rakias, please. 556 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,640 [lively Greek music playing] 557 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,640 -Here's to Poland! -[Ania chuckles] 558 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,320 -[in Greek] Cheers! -Cheers! 559 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,159 [Bogdan, Tomek groaning] 560 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,840 [Tomek] Damn, password-protected. 561 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,320 HINT: MARCEL'S BIRTHDAY? 562 00:26:34,399 --> 00:26:37,640 -Marcel's birthday? I know. Yep, yep. -[chuckling] 563 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:39,640 You sneaky… 564 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,480 -Bingo! -How about that! 565 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,000 Jeez! 566 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,439 He orders more knick-knacks on Etsy than my auntie. 567 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,120 Oh, man, there's an app for secret texting here. 568 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:56,320 -You are a sleazebag, good lord. -Man, this guy's a slut. 569 00:26:56,399 --> 00:26:58,960 Boom! Got it. "Meet me in the winery after dinner…" 570 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,560 [footsteps approaching] 571 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,080 -Oh, shit. Time to go! -Hurry! 572 00:27:02,159 --> 00:27:03,199 [Tomek] Shit… 573 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,439 Hey! Wait. 574 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,640 -The closet, hop in. -[Miguel] What are you even saying? 575 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,520 No, no, no, no, no, no. No, I'm not avoiding you. 576 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:13,600 [footsteps approaching] 577 00:27:13,679 --> 00:27:16,480 I just asked you to never call this number again. 578 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,720 [chuckles] What don't you understand? It's over. 579 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:21,919 Yeah, you have to accept that. 580 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,040 [huffs] 581 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,560 Listen to me. 582 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,199 Of course I'll always love you, okay? 583 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,480 But the rules have changed now. 584 00:27:31,199 --> 00:27:33,120 [scoffs] What? Are you threatening me? 585 00:27:33,199 --> 00:27:36,080 [scoffs] You know, I really thought you were above this. 586 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:37,760 [phone chimes] 587 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,240 I have to go. Yeah, all right. 588 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,120 Marcel. My sweet stallion. 589 00:27:44,199 --> 00:27:45,880 Oh yeah, everything's fine. 590 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,760 It's just been a really busy day. 591 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,040 [groans] 592 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:52,360 [seductively] Oh, you're naughty, aren't you? 593 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,880 Yeah? Is that what you want? 594 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,720 What else do you want? 595 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,880 Uh-huh. Tell me, yeah, talk to me. 596 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,960 [belt clinking] 597 00:28:04,679 --> 00:28:07,640 [Miguel moaning] 598 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:08,640 [patrons laughing] 599 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,159 [Andrew] So, yeah, from that point on, I've been vegan. 600 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,320 -[Ania] Mm. -I love animals, all kinds. 601 00:28:13,399 --> 00:28:14,480 Mm. 602 00:28:15,399 --> 00:28:18,320 -[groans] I eat fish sometimes. -Ah. 603 00:28:18,399 --> 00:28:20,720 And chicken, here and there. [inhales] 604 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,399 A steak on occasion, that's just for the protein, you know? 605 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,840 -Mm. -But otherwise, totally vegan. 606 00:28:25,919 --> 00:28:26,760 So ethical. 607 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,199 This one means 608 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,080 that you're very upbeat, lively, and outgoing young lady. 609 00:28:31,159 --> 00:28:32,480 -Yeah? Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm. 610 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,800 -Although right now, you're a bit lost. -Hmm. 611 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,360 You mind if I have that? 612 00:28:36,439 --> 00:28:38,080 -You're the best. -Sure… yeah. 613 00:28:38,159 --> 00:28:39,280 Be right back! 614 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,399 -Uh-huh. [laughing] -Bonk-bonk! Bonk! [laughing] 615 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:45,159 Um… [laughing] Sorry, just excuse us. 616 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,959 Hey, no fair, he was just revealing my future. 617 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,360 [sighs] Ola, can we please ignore them and sit down? 618 00:28:51,439 --> 00:28:55,120 Let's find a little corner and just have a talk? Please, Ola? 619 00:28:55,199 --> 00:28:58,199 We came here to dance. What? You don't like your random guy? 620 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,399 No problem, we'll find you another one in five minutes. 621 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:04,840 Ola, these guys are idiots. Look, my guy truly believes chicken isn't meat. 622 00:29:04,919 --> 00:29:07,280 You're always so picky. They're fun and cool. 623 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,199 -Look! -[laughing] 624 00:29:10,199 --> 00:29:12,280 [Miguel] I know you like it when I'm dominant, 625 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,520 but how about we switch roles today? 626 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,320 If you want, you could even call me Tomek. 627 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,720 [Miguel laughing] 628 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,159 Just kidding. 629 00:29:22,959 --> 00:29:25,959 Okay, you big bad stud. 630 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,800 I really have to go take a cold shower. 631 00:29:28,879 --> 00:29:30,159 See you at dinner. 632 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:34,399 I'll make sure to bring your special dessert. 633 00:29:34,959 --> 00:29:36,080 [kisses] Bye. 634 00:29:36,159 --> 00:29:38,679 God help me, how does Marcel put up with this guy? 635 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,399 [dramatic music playing] 636 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,280 [dramatic sting] 637 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,399 [Miguel humming] 638 00:29:48,959 --> 00:29:50,560 [door opens, closes] 639 00:29:50,639 --> 00:29:51,639 [intriguing music playing] 640 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,199 [Bogdan] Dude, hey, wait up, wait up! 641 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,280 Let's see if he has the app for Planet Single on his phone. 642 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,720 [shower running] 643 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,760 Wait a sec. [panting] 644 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,959 Damn, no luck. Maybe he's got another phone around here. 645 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,360 Wait, let me see once. 646 00:30:04,439 --> 00:30:06,320 Okay, show me some recent calls. Oh! 647 00:30:06,959 --> 00:30:07,840 Uh-huh. 648 00:30:07,919 --> 00:30:10,360 FROM NOW ON TEXT ME ON 725 663 785 649 00:30:10,439 --> 00:30:12,919 -Wait, that's my number. -[softly] Dude. It's an old trick. 650 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,879 The person believes they're talking to Miguel. 651 00:30:14,959 --> 00:30:16,720 -But the messages are coming to us. -Yeah! 652 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,040 Hang on. 653 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,480 [phone chimes] 654 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,199 We're gonna unmask this little Casanova, Bogdan. 655 00:30:25,919 --> 00:30:26,760 -Spa. -Ten o'clock. 656 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,320 Perfect, bro, no clothes, no place to hide a weapon, right? 657 00:30:29,399 --> 00:30:30,240 [shower stops] 658 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,919 -Go! -Crap. Leave it! 659 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,560 Hey! Wait, I didn't delete that last message. Delete it! 660 00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:38,520 [panting] 661 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,720 -I'm on it. -[door opens] 662 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,560 [Miguel humming] 663 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,679 [jaunty Greek music playing] 664 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,560 I could design a whole new diet for you if you want. 665 00:30:52,639 --> 00:30:54,760 -Special, you know? Tailored. -Yeah, man. 666 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,199 [cheering] 667 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,720 Can I? [laughing] 668 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,520 [Ania] Okay. Sure, yeah, maybe later. 669 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,120 -[Ania] Keep dancing. -Okay. 670 00:31:02,199 --> 00:31:03,040 Whoo! [laughs] 671 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,520 Okay, easy. 672 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,080 -I'm good. -[Ola] Andrew! 673 00:31:06,159 --> 00:31:09,159 [whooping, laughing] 674 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,439 [panting] Ma… Maria! 675 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:13,919 -Hey! -[Ania] Wait. Wait. 676 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,320 [panting] Remember me? 677 00:31:15,399 --> 00:31:16,919 -Um, yeah. -Ania. 678 00:31:17,879 --> 00:31:20,560 Oh! Jeez, the party's really off the chain, huh? 679 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,199 You mean Ola? 680 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,040 She always starts all innocent, 681 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,360 next thing you know, the gates of hell burst open. Yeah. 682 00:31:28,439 --> 00:31:29,560 [both chuckling] 683 00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:31,760 Ania? 684 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:35,879 Ania! 685 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,760 -Whoa! -[body thuds] 686 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,879 -[music stops] -[cheering, laughing] 687 00:31:40,959 --> 00:31:42,280 [Tomek] You see what's going on? 688 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,240 I think Miguel's got his ex-boyfriend here. 689 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,000 And soon we can prove that he's cheating. 690 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,720 How do you know he's an ex-boyfriend? 691 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,679 Planet Bandit could've been part of a team. 692 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,159 How many people did the guy scam? He could have had a partner. 693 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,320 -[Tomek panting] -So this… this might be a duo. 694 00:31:55,919 --> 00:31:58,040 Be careful, your brain's gonna short-circuit. 695 00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,320 Give me that. 696 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,240 [exhales] 697 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,760 What'd you do, man? Battery's drained all the way. 698 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,040 Hey, just remember, you wanted to use my phone, all right? 699 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,719 Shut up, okay? I'll figure something out. Come on. 700 00:32:10,399 --> 00:32:12,840 -[Ania and Maria laughing] -Oh, Ania! 701 00:32:14,639 --> 00:32:17,919 -You must be having fun! -Ola, what happened to you? 702 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,080 Well maybe if you hadn't ditched me again, you would know, huh? 703 00:32:21,159 --> 00:32:22,719 -Ola, I didn't ditch you. -Nice. 704 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,560 Me and Maria just stepped out for… Wait, have you met Maria? 705 00:32:25,639 --> 00:32:27,800 -Hey, I've heard so much about you. -[Ola] You know what? 706 00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:29,679 Tonight was supposed to be just us two. 707 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,520 Like the good old days. Remember? 708 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:38,040 Please explain how you go half a year without calling me or texting. Nothing! 709 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:41,600 Explain how I'm still supposed to believe you're my best friend? 710 00:32:41,679 --> 00:32:45,439 -Boy, she's got a point, that's too long. -What? Whose side are you on? 711 00:32:46,159 --> 00:32:48,480 -Hey, you stay out of this, all right? -Whoa, girls. 712 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,679 Relax. You know what? Why don't we go on a long, romantic evening walk… 713 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,800 -Listen, douchebag, it's game over. Go! -Yeah. Get out of here. 714 00:32:54,879 --> 00:32:57,879 The only reason you ever hung out with anyone was 'cause of me! 715 00:32:57,959 --> 00:33:00,040 I tried to break you out of your little shell 716 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:03,320 because I didn't want you to go home alone for the rest of your life. 717 00:33:03,399 --> 00:33:05,080 You needed me! 718 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,679 Oh, oh, oh! [chuckling] 719 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,879 -You wanna party? -You better believe it, girl! 720 00:33:14,959 --> 00:33:16,520 Then we're gonna be up past bedtime! 721 00:33:17,159 --> 00:33:18,320 'Cause if I drink enough… 722 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:21,679 maybe I'll be more like you. 723 00:33:22,439 --> 00:33:24,000 'Cause the truth is… [coughing] 724 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,560 …I've always wanted to… 725 00:33:27,399 --> 00:33:29,000 [exhales] …be hot and crazy. 726 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,679 -Ooh! -[Ania chuckling] 727 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,399 Maybe then I'd have a chance of being a mom. 728 00:33:34,879 --> 00:33:38,159 'Cause when I'm myself, I'm pretty sure I don't stand a chance. 729 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:40,800 Bu… 730 00:33:43,399 --> 00:33:44,679 [groaning] 731 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,000 -[groaning] -Jesus! Ania! 732 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,080 [crickets chirping] 733 00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:54,240 [intriguing music playing] 734 00:33:58,639 --> 00:33:59,719 Goddamn! 735 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,159 Hey, focus. 736 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,399 All right. 737 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,080 What's the plan, huh, Sherlock? 738 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,239 [Tomek] First things first. 739 00:34:11,319 --> 00:34:14,040 We need to scope out anyone here who has a cell phone on them. 740 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,199 [Bogdan] Okay. 741 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,400 [Tomek] Oh. Watch out. 742 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,040 Let's split up, okay? 743 00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:39,000 [Magdalena] Where are you? I've been waiting fifteen minutes. 744 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,400 Call me back already! 745 00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:44,600 This is totally unprofessional. I'll… I'll be waiting in the massage room. 746 00:34:44,679 --> 00:34:47,440 [softly] Tomek! Tomek! Tomek! 747 00:34:49,679 --> 00:34:50,719 Aah! 748 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:01,319 Tomek? 749 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,560 Aleksander? 750 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,799 [door opens, closes] 751 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,760 Finally. You're late. 752 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,160 I've been sent to meet you here. 753 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,920 My name is, um… 754 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,040 Bernardo. 755 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,160 [sighs] There must be some misunderstanding. You're not my type. 756 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:24,960 Well, you're not my type either. 757 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,480 You know what I'm doing here, don't play dumb with me. 758 00:35:31,839 --> 00:35:34,319 [smacks lips] Very forceful. 759 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,040 I'm a big fan of that. 760 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,839 Uh, first, I'd really like to get to know you 761 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,760 before we jump into business. 762 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,080 It'd be my pleasure. 763 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,400 [dramatic sting] 764 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,880 You could start with my shoulders. 765 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,920 [steam hisses] 766 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,720 [wood creaks] 767 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,240 [Tomek] I gotta say, Marcel surprised me a little at first. 768 00:36:09,319 --> 00:36:11,240 But it does make some sense. 769 00:36:11,319 --> 00:36:14,080 Your show rents the entire hotel complex from him. 770 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,520 Marcel basically gets free advertisements, a bunch of cash, 771 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,520 oh, yeah, plus he gets 772 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,480 one of the very best directors working in the business. 773 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,760 -Everyone wins, don't they? -Totally. 774 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:29,319 Hey, explain to me, what exactly is in this for Miguel? 775 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,960 -You don't know? -No. 776 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,920 So tell me, how long this has gone on for. 777 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:42,640 Mm. Well, it's not my first go around, if that's what you're asking. 778 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:43,680 Mmm. 779 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,680 -I'm sure there were others. -Lots. Oh, yes. 780 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,000 Where? 781 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,319 Mm, the usual venues, 782 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,160 Bangkok, Egypt, Szczecin. 783 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:55,400 -[cracking] -[yelps] Oh! 784 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,240 [Aleksander] Marcel really only had two conditions. 785 00:36:58,319 --> 00:37:00,720 The first one was that you'd be hosting the show 786 00:37:01,359 --> 00:37:02,400 and the second 787 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:06,440 was that he and Miguel would be equals in this, they'd split it down the middle. 788 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,440 Huh? 789 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,319 Believe me, I tried to talk him out of it. 790 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,680 Business and pleasure. You don't mix those, huh? 791 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,080 As you know, I found that out firsthand. 792 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,120 That one still hurts, huh? 793 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:20,799 [scoffs] 794 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,040 Nah. I moved past that one. 795 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,200 Me and Ania… 796 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,960 It wouldn't have worked. 797 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,280 I see that now. 798 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,160 [Bogdan] Oh, those poor guys, what exactly did they do to you? 799 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,720 [groans] You wanna know the nitty-gritty? 800 00:37:35,799 --> 00:37:38,160 -I want to know everything, got it? -[cracking] 801 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:42,839 Every name, date, every address, every single dirty thing you did, 802 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,560 and every transaction. 803 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,280 [chuckles] Well, that could take quite a while. 804 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,160 Oh, I'm not worried. 805 00:37:52,319 --> 00:37:53,799 I'm a patient guy. 806 00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,680 [phone chimes, vibrates] 807 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:04,319 UNKNOWN NUMBER 808 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,120 [vibrating stops] 809 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:11,799 What's going on? 810 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,880 Look, you're barely eating. 811 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,440 [inhales deeply] 812 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,799 [sighing] You know, I just… 813 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,960 I was wondering if, uh… 814 00:38:22,839 --> 00:38:25,160 if this show might just be a big headache. 815 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,760 Might be smart to blow it up, forget it, and just leave it for good. 816 00:38:29,839 --> 00:38:31,560 [laughing] 817 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,359 Look, sorry, it's a bit too late to just bail out. 818 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,600 -The loan won't pay itself, Miguel. -I know. 819 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:41,240 Marcel, I'm just worried you might be… disappointed with the whole thing. 820 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,960 Miguel, remember the very first place we visited here? 821 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:49,560 Juktas. 822 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,520 The traditional spot for lovers. 823 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,040 The cliffs are for the rejected to jump off. 824 00:38:56,839 --> 00:39:00,520 And it's also where the happy couples declare their undying love. 825 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,040 [Aleksander] Oh, there's my superstar. 826 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,839 Aleks, where'd you run off to? 827 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,440 -Ready? -Always. 828 00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:10,400 Tomek, Danuta. 829 00:39:11,319 --> 00:39:12,440 [Danuta] Oh, I know you. 830 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,040 You're that random Cameo guy, aren't you? 831 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,240 That's right, Tomek here was once a TV star. 832 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,200 -Was this before the Internet? -[Tomek] Yeah. 833 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,319 -In the era of Chaplin, yeah. -[chuckles] 834 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,160 Oh my God, so you knew him? 835 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:27,720 [whimsical music playing] 836 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,600 Okay, I'm outta here. 837 00:39:31,319 --> 00:39:33,960 Time to go. Duty calls. Okay? 838 00:39:35,799 --> 00:39:37,160 My regards to Ania. 839 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:40,880 [door closes] 840 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,520 I remember seeing you standing just past the railing. 841 00:39:45,839 --> 00:39:48,600 I mean, I thought I'd have a heart attack. 842 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,640 [romantic Greek music playing] 843 00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:53,200 All it took for me was one look. That did it. 844 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,520 One glance, and the island seduced me. 845 00:39:58,359 --> 00:40:00,560 This is the place I dreamed of all my life. 846 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,319 And you're the person I wanna share it with. 847 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,839 I never said it would be easy. 848 00:40:08,839 --> 00:40:12,200 I just know that all of the struggle, it's going to be worth it. 849 00:40:17,839 --> 00:40:21,319 And as our sweaty bodies writhed together in ecstasy, 850 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,960 Salazar leaned over as we were catching our breath and whispered to me, 851 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,280 in that lovely Moroccan accent he spoke with, 852 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,000 "And that's why they call an orgasm the little death." 853 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,440 [Bogdan inhales] 854 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,480 [dreamy music playing] 855 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,760 I'd never been pleasured like that before. 856 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,480 [sighs] 857 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,160 [music stops] 858 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:47,280 Bernardo! This was wonderful. 859 00:40:47,359 --> 00:40:49,839 Combining a massage and a therapy session is amazing. 860 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,319 I'm gonna recommend you to everyone. 861 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,680 Oh, please don't. You see, it's my last day working here. 862 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,359 -Oh, that's just tragic. -[man] Hey. 863 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,680 I've got a massage special with Magdalena? 864 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,040 [door closes] 865 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,080 Mm, no, thank you, I'm fine. 866 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:08,880 "Bernardo"? 867 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,400 [sighs deeply] 868 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,760 -Bogdan. -[laughs] 869 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,080 Sorry. 870 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:22,680 Ah! Oh. Sorry, but can I ask you a question? 871 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:27,400 Why would a wonderful woman like you have to pay someone for sex? 872 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,400 [sighs] 873 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,960 Sex is simple enough, but love is tricky. 874 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:35,319 [exhales] A young, attractive guy comes out of nowhere, 875 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,280 chats you up, adores you, admires you. 876 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,920 [smacks lips] He wants to have you around him. 877 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,160 And suddenly you feel attractive again. 878 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,520 You know, The Planet Bandit had that down. 879 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,720 You know… you know about that guy? 880 00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:52,480 Of course, yeah. All of my friends have watched it, 881 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:56,120 he's sorta become our shared little TV fascination. [chuckles] 882 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,440 We all fantasize about him. 883 00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:58,720 But he stole… [scoffs] 884 00:41:58,799 --> 00:42:01,400 …everything from his victims. He emptied out their bank accounts. 885 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:02,880 Oh, come on, gimme a break. 886 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,640 They exaggerated that for dramatic effect. 887 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,640 Most of my friends piss away more cash 888 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:10,280 in a few bingo games during a bad night at the casino. 889 00:42:10,359 --> 00:42:11,440 [Bogdan] Huh. 890 00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,680 I'm a bit curious about this though… 891 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,960 He never actually slept with them at all. 892 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,640 [intriguing music playing] 893 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:22,600 So he's a romantic, but he's always just out of reach, 894 00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:26,040 not seen much as a lover as an ideal? 895 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:30,920 Yeah. 896 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,520 I can't believe it! How did I not come up with that one myself? 897 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,000 -Okay. He's gay! -[Tomek] Oh, dude. 898 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,400 -That's bullshit, and you know it. -Wait a sec, hear me out. 899 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:42,799 Planet Bandit would always prey on women out in… in Malta. 900 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:43,760 He is gay, bro. 901 00:42:43,839 --> 00:42:46,120 Where did Miguel and Marcel meet? Malta. 902 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:49,319 Miguel's partner was supposed to be in the sauna, and Aleksander was in there. 903 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,760 [chuckling] So wait, you really think that Aleksander is Miguel's partner? 904 00:42:52,839 --> 00:42:53,960 Bro, I'm serious. 905 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:58,440 Who except for maybe Miguel and Marcel is gonna benefit most from the new show? 906 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,560 -Well, it'll be Aleksander. -You. 907 00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,040 Really! 908 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,640 Aleksander could produce three hundred of these shows 909 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:07,880 with hosts that are younger, better, and much more charming. 910 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,799 And he picked you, didn't he, Tomek? 911 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:13,080 So you're actually saying 912 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,480 that one of the most important and rich men in Europe, 913 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:19,080 uh, hand-picked Miguel and made him pick up Marcel 914 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:22,440 to exact revenge for me stealing his girlfriend years ago? 915 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:23,960 Wow. 916 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:27,319 Whoa, that's even better than the theory I came up with. 917 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,920 [suspenseful music playing] 918 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:29,960 Dude. 919 00:43:32,879 --> 00:43:34,400 [owl hooting] 920 00:43:43,319 --> 00:43:44,760 -What the hell are you up to? -Quiet. 921 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,920 -Bogdan, what's going on? -Shh. 922 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,240 [Bogdan panting] 923 00:43:49,319 --> 00:43:51,040 [whispering] Bro, they're listening to us. 924 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,600 There are cameras everywhere. 925 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,040 [panting] 926 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:58,160 Sst! Did you know that Aleksander's been buying up land 927 00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:00,640 from Peloponnesia down to the Suez Canal 928 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:04,400 and to top it off, he just bought the company OVM? 929 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,080 Yeah, that company is producing our show. 930 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,319 Have you ever wondered why the weather in Poland is so bad? 931 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:10,400 [inhales deeply] 932 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,000 -Because it's Poland? -No. 933 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:16,640 Because they own a little outfit known as the Weather Channel. 934 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,480 [dramatic music playing] 935 00:44:20,359 --> 00:44:21,640 Bogdan. 936 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,640 Do you think the weather's controlled by a few guys? 937 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,560 That Miguel's a con artist mastermind? 938 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,960 And Aleksander is his boss? 939 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,520 I'm concerned. 940 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,400 Look, honestly, I'm concerned you might be in the midst 941 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,560 of a serious and enduring mental health crisis, Bogdan. 942 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:43,799 For your own good, I have to say, I can't be the one to see you through it. 943 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:47,400 I'm sorry. 944 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:50,839 [door opens] 945 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:53,359 [door closes] 946 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,839 -[phone vibrating] -[gasps] 947 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:56,640 Hmm. 948 00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:58,720 [dramatic music playing] 949 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:03,879 [music fades] 950 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,600 YOU'LL GET WHAT'S COMING TO YOU 951 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,480 [invigorating music playing] 952 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:11,720 Okay, explain this one now. 953 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,480 Mm… Look. Look! 954 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,760 He's handing over money to that guy there. Make an excuse for that. 955 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,400 I have no idea. You can hardly see the guy. 956 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:25,200 I don't… It could be our toilet guy. It… I mean, we are having problems. I… 957 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:26,920 Just look at it, it's clear evidence! 958 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,359 You can't see anything. How is this evidence, huh? 959 00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,920 -What do you want? -Marcel, I'm just worried about you. 960 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,520 I'm worried you might be in trouble. What else is new? 961 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,359 But are you worried for me or yourself? 962 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:42,960 Tomek. 963 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,480 -Hey, don't make me choose between you. -[sighs deeply] 964 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,080 -I'm glad you two are talking. -[Maria and Ola sigh] 965 00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,400 Well, it did take both of us to drag you back to your room. 966 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,560 -So we didn't have much choice. -[Ania] Oh God. 967 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,960 -Hey, I'm sorry. -[chuckles] 968 00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,720 [Maria] No worries. That's what friends are for, right? 969 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:04,120 We got some juicy details on Bogdan as well, so it was worth it. 970 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,440 -[Ola] More like bland details. -[Maria chuckles] 971 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,359 We don't know much at all about you. What's a girl like you doing here alone? 972 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,359 Hmm? 973 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,920 -In the market for a fun time. -[Ania] Mmm! 974 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,440 Any requirements? 975 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:17,879 I don't know, um… 976 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,720 -Just something cool and simple. -[Ania] Mm. 977 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,640 So like what? 978 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,440 A nice, rich big shot. 979 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,240 -No strings attached. -[Ola] Hmm. 980 00:46:26,319 --> 00:46:28,520 Or at the very least someone who, uh, 981 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,319 doesn't live with his mom and isn't a moron. 982 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,080 Oh, let's put Bogdan in the cloning machine. 983 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,319 [all laughing] 984 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,400 Um, we'll be showing you guys a technique called the Eagle Claw. 985 00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:39,319 There. So… 986 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,319 Right on the eyes. 987 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,600 Once you've got him here, it's time to move on to phase two, smackdown. 988 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,839 -Put your hip here, and turn in… -[grunting] 989 00:46:47,319 --> 00:46:48,839 -[Bogdan] Eagle Claw. -[grunting] 990 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,000 That's it? That's just standard judo. 991 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,920 That would never be effective in real life. 992 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,280 [sighs] Waste of time. 993 00:46:54,359 --> 00:46:55,240 [inhales deeply] 994 00:46:55,319 --> 00:46:57,879 He wouldn't listen to me and now I'm the worst friend in the world. 995 00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:58,799 Impossible. 996 00:46:58,879 --> 00:47:02,080 Miguel has a meeting in the winery. We might be able to catch him there. 997 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:03,040 Oh, good luck. 998 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,400 -Aren't you coming? -No, of course not. 999 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,120 I'm not gonna team up after yesterday. 1000 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,040 What did I say? Did I say something wrong? 1001 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:10,400 Come on, man, we were partners 1002 00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,280 and then you told me what you really think. 1003 00:47:12,359 --> 00:47:13,400 Uh-- 1004 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,240 -Let's put it behind us. Forget it. -Big men have feelings too, all right? 1005 00:47:18,319 --> 00:47:19,960 You want me to get on my knees and beg you? 1006 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,560 Because of your stupid fantasy, I was running around naked. 1007 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,440 And what you made me do in Miguel's suite, 1008 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,799 in Hungary, you can go to jail for a lot less than that! 1009 00:47:26,879 --> 00:47:29,879 Hello! Who let who come in through the backdoor, Bogdan? 1010 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,400 You were supposed to be quick. In and out, bada bing. 1011 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:33,799 I didn't know you'd shit the bed! 1012 00:47:33,879 --> 00:47:36,600 What? Suddenly you're ashamed? I saw how revved up you were getting 1013 00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:39,760 to take a risk and try something new for once in your life. 1014 00:47:42,799 --> 00:47:44,120 [Tomek sighs] 1015 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,160 [exhales] Look, I'm sorry. Really, okay? 1016 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,520 I apologize, man. 1017 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,400 I know you tried and… yeah, I really appreciate that. 1018 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,000 That means a lot. 1019 00:47:55,839 --> 00:47:57,200 Let's move on. 1020 00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:00,520 I want you to know that this matters, it's super important to me. 1021 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:02,400 Okay? Give me five. 1022 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,600 Excuse me, I'm so sorry to interrupt. 1023 00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,600 It's just nice to see two guys in love talking through intimate problems. 1024 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,600 -You guys are both so sweet. -[woman] Mmm. 1025 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,280 -[Tomek] Can we go now or what? -Yeah. 1026 00:48:17,799 --> 00:48:19,839 [goofy music playing] 1027 00:48:21,359 --> 00:48:22,680 [music fades] 1028 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,280 [sighing] Oh, thank you. 1029 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:25,760 [exhales] 1030 00:48:25,839 --> 00:48:26,960 Rough night, huh? 1031 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,680 Heard you might actually be here. 1032 00:48:34,839 --> 00:48:36,680 I was worried you were avoiding me. 1033 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:38,600 You? Never. 1034 00:48:39,839 --> 00:48:40,680 [chuckles softly] 1035 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,640 I don't believe it. You've been going on dates? 1036 00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:45,160 [tender music playing] 1037 00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:46,560 Via the apps? 1038 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:47,879 -Yup. -[groans] 1039 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,560 It's like constant market research. 1040 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,560 Not very romantic. 1041 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,640 [exhales] Yeah, but who said it has to be romantic? 1042 00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:58,879 Jesus, if you only knew all the awful blind dates I've been on. 1043 00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:03,879 And on the apps, you can really see everything clearly right away. 1044 00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,480 -The relationships are simple and honest. -Contractual. 1045 00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,319 Yeah, that's why they're honest. 1046 00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:13,359 Jeez, what happened to the hopeless romantic who believed in true love? 1047 00:49:13,879 --> 00:49:16,040 That wanted to find a soulmate for everyone. 1048 00:49:17,319 --> 00:49:19,879 -We both know the answer to that, come on. -No. 1049 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:22,640 We both know I would've been completely wrong for you. 1050 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:24,799 Got me there. 1051 00:49:26,319 --> 00:49:29,120 Back then I was a very bighearted, naive boy, 1052 00:49:29,839 --> 00:49:31,520 with some huge plans. 1053 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:32,839 [inhales deeply] 1054 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,240 I just didn't understand how the world worked. 1055 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:37,359 And now I do, Ania. 1056 00:49:38,879 --> 00:49:39,879 [inhales sharply] 1057 00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:41,359 [slurps] 1058 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:45,520 I have to tell you, sometimes I miss your, uh, 1059 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:48,040 your tireless, never-ending optimism. 1060 00:49:49,319 --> 00:49:50,240 Me too. 1061 00:49:50,319 --> 00:49:51,200 Sorry, what? 1062 00:49:51,879 --> 00:49:53,839 Hm? Forget it. [chuckles] 1063 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:56,200 You know… [clears throat] 1064 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,760 -Don't ever give up on finding true love. -[chuckles] 1065 00:49:59,839 --> 00:50:02,720 [chuckles] Yeah, times have changed, but you, uh, 1066 00:50:03,879 --> 00:50:06,160 you maybe changed less than you think. 1067 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:08,240 [music continues] 1068 00:50:20,399 --> 00:50:21,240 [music ends] 1069 00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:30,960 Sorry to disturb you, but I… 1070 00:50:31,799 --> 00:50:35,399 I just got your feedback about, um, the deck we submitted. 1071 00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:36,480 And? 1072 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:42,200 I understand that sex and cheating are all the rage in media. 1073 00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,240 But we have a chance to change that trend. 1074 00:50:45,319 --> 00:50:47,240 It's low-hanging fruit. Let's not pander, come on! 1075 00:50:47,319 --> 00:50:48,680 Marcel, you're talking about Poles. 1076 00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,720 Poles are obsessed with shows that make them and their kids feel like crap. 1077 00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:53,440 And trust me, I have the data. 1078 00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,319 You see the trailer? 1079 00:50:55,399 --> 00:50:57,240 -What trailer? -Yeah. 1080 00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:00,240 AI is blowing my mind. 1081 00:51:00,319 --> 00:51:02,080 [dramatic music playing] 1082 00:51:03,799 --> 00:51:05,280 20 SINGLES ONE ISLAND 1083 00:51:05,359 --> 00:51:06,920 NO RULES NO CLOTHES 1084 00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,600 CAN LOVE SURVIVE? 1085 00:51:14,399 --> 00:51:16,920 PLANET SINGLE: ISLAND 1086 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:17,839 COMING SOON 1087 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,760 I don't get why all the dudes are so hairless. 1088 00:51:19,839 --> 00:51:21,520 Just… just… just hang on, lemme see. 1089 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,359 -[Ania] Mm. -Oh, this guy's fine. 1090 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,720 PLANET SINGLE PROFILE-69. ACCEPT? 1091 00:51:25,799 --> 00:51:27,960 -Ola, stop, what's wrong with you? -Let her practice! 1092 00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,240 -With the first man she finds? No. -All right, gimme that. 1093 00:51:30,319 --> 00:51:32,120 I'm about to show you how it's done. 1094 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,120 -Oh, this guy's speedy. -Mm. He's a slick bastard, huh? 1095 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:36,040 PROFILE-69 NEW MESSAGE 1096 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,520 That's the first message he sends? 1097 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,359 Guess times have changed. My God. 1098 00:51:40,879 --> 00:51:42,640 I don't think it's supposed to be that color. 1099 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:43,680 Needs a doctor. 1100 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,560 Tell him he should consider seeing a specialist. 1101 00:51:47,879 --> 00:51:49,680 -[inhales] Pass. -[phone chimes] 1102 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,640 Listen, Planet Single Classic was a success 1103 00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:55,160 because you were watching real partnerships form. 1104 00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,520 It was all about finding the one and the hope that commitment would last. 1105 00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:02,000 [inhales deeply] 1106 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,600 Bet it was. 1107 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:04,920 Before algorithms. 1108 00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,200 [phone chimes, vibrates] 1109 00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:12,760 Oh, poor little thing. She looks a bit lost. 1110 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,520 Maybe I'll show her around. 1111 00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,920 TOGETHER ON ONE PLANET MARIA, ALEKSANDER 1112 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,319 [romantic Greek music playing] 1113 00:52:20,399 --> 00:52:21,680 [phone chimes, vibrates] 1114 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:26,319 PLANET SINGLE ALEKSANDER ACCEPTED THE INVITATION 1115 00:52:26,399 --> 00:52:28,120 Oh my God, ladies, we matched! 1116 00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,120 -Oh, boy! -He accepted? 1117 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,440 -What's the approach? -Uh… 1118 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:38,080 Come on, you were his 92% match, you're perfect for this. 1119 00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:39,879 -What are your interests? -Um… 1120 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:43,240 Uh, Chopin, Bergman. Ask him if he's read most recent Tokarczuk. 1121 00:52:43,319 --> 00:52:47,080 [chuckling] Ania, we're being flirty, not working toward a doctorate. 1122 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,280 -Oh, man. Let's do this. -[chuckles] 1123 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:51,440 -Uh… -[keypad clacking] 1124 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:53,799 -[message whooshes] -Hmm. 1125 00:52:55,359 --> 00:52:57,560 -[phone chimes] -[Maria chuckling] 1126 00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:00,640 -[Ola] Wait, what did he write? Show me. -[phone ringing, vibrating] 1127 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:02,520 [Maria and Ola laughing] 1128 00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,080 -[Maria] He's really funny. -[Ola] Yeah. 1129 00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,280 [exhales] Hello. 1130 00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:09,440 [Ola] Tell him you like it too. 1131 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,560 [intriguing music playing] 1132 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,000 [Miguel] Are you stressed? 1133 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,160 [man] No way. This is not my first time. 1134 00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:16,280 [Miguel] Good. Very good. 1135 00:53:16,879 --> 00:53:17,760 Let's go. 1136 00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:20,000 [continues indistinctly] 1137 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,520 -[whispering] Should we wait? -No point. 1138 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,160 Ania's on her way with Marcel already. Follow me. 1139 00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:28,720 [Bogdan] Hey, I think we better do good cop, bad cop, okay? 1140 00:53:28,799 --> 00:53:30,879 -I call bad cop if we do try it-- -[Tomek] Shh! 1141 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,080 Okay, on my signal. 1142 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,280 Uh, please, can I? 1143 00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,319 Okay. All right. We're going in. 1144 00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:38,799 [both grunting] 1145 00:53:38,879 --> 00:53:39,960 Could've opened up the door. 1146 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,640 -[both groaning] -[bottles clinking] 1147 00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:43,080 Shh! 1148 00:53:45,399 --> 00:53:46,680 [man] Can I loosen it? 1149 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,760 [Miguel] What? Darling, it should be even tighter. 1150 00:53:48,839 --> 00:53:51,319 -[man moaning] That's too tight for me. -[Miguel] But… 1151 00:53:51,399 --> 00:53:54,600 -I don't want to rip it. -[man] Ow! Ow! Ow! Please be careful. 1152 00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,960 -Jeez, I don't wanna listen to this. -[man] I can't breathe. 1153 00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,960 One second. This is it. We're moving. Okay. 1154 00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:00,879 [Miguel] Hold still. 1155 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,560 How about this! 1156 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,120 You boys having fun? 1157 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:06,720 -Whoa, what's the matter? -Nah, nah, nah. 1158 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,839 My questions here, buddy. 1159 00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:12,760 Tell me, does our mutual friend know about your secret meetings? 1160 00:54:12,839 --> 00:54:15,720 Marcel doesn't know. And it'd be great if we could keep things that way. 1161 00:54:15,799 --> 00:54:17,960 [laughing] 1162 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,920 [footsteps approaching] 1163 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,480 Oops. Too late. 1164 00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,960 [pensive music playing] 1165 00:54:26,799 --> 00:54:28,720 Miguel, what's going on? 1166 00:54:28,799 --> 00:54:31,640 Marcel, honeybun, give me a chance, I can explain everything. 1167 00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:34,879 Oh. Why don't we start with how you paid this guy right over here 1168 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,280 for some dirty sex. 1169 00:54:36,359 --> 00:54:38,480 -[Miguel] Oh, come on, that's not true. -[Tomek] Really? 1170 00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:40,240 He's an artist, a musician. 1171 00:54:40,839 --> 00:54:43,040 We were trying on his outfit. 1172 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,359 And as for why I was paying him… [inhales] 1173 00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:48,799 [exhales] 1174 00:54:48,879 --> 00:54:51,799 He was working on this staging, that's why I hired him. 1175 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:55,160 [gasps] Oh. 1176 00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:57,319 [endearing music playing] 1177 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:03,040 [gasps] This is so adorable! 1178 00:55:07,399 --> 00:55:08,480 Miguel. 1179 00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:10,960 Were you 1180 00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:13,839 gonna ask me to marry you? 1181 00:55:15,319 --> 00:55:17,120 Well there, your Honor, uh, 1182 00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:18,920 you caught me, okay? 1183 00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:21,319 [mumbles] 1184 00:55:21,399 --> 00:55:24,319 Marcel, you can't believe that, he's full of crap. Just listen. 1185 00:55:24,399 --> 00:55:28,399 Uh, Marcel, hang on a second. He's lying, there was another guy! Right? 1186 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,879 [footsteps approaching] 1187 00:55:30,799 --> 00:55:32,280 [Miguel] The photographer. 1188 00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:35,480 Hey, sorry I'm late, I almost forgot the album. 1189 00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:36,600 I'm glad you're here. 1190 00:55:37,319 --> 00:55:41,000 It documents our romantic journey, starting with our first date. 1191 00:55:42,399 --> 00:55:43,480 [camera shutter clicking] 1192 00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:44,799 [Marcel] It's beautiful. 1193 00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:47,280 Oh, Marcel. You mean it? 1194 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,160 [Bogdan mumbling] 1195 00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:52,839 It's incredible. 1196 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,640 [camera shutter clicking] 1197 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,000 But he's a swindler. 1198 00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:58,480 I swear, he's the… 1199 00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:02,280 The… It's him! He's the guy! The Planet Bandit! 1200 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:04,200 It's true, he's the… the Planet Single Bandit! 1201 00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,839 -Bogdan can tell you. Go ahead. -No. 1202 00:56:07,399 --> 00:56:08,560 -Listen… -Shut your mouth! 1203 00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:11,600 Marcel, Marcel. You see what he's doing here, right? 1204 00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:14,000 He's been planning this from the very beginning. 1205 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:16,160 Ever since you two first met in Malta. 1206 00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,879 First, he made you fall in love. Then he convinced you 1207 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,399 to sell your properties in Warsaw and buy this resort in Greece. 1208 00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,720 And why does he want this wedding? Why get married? 1209 00:56:23,799 --> 00:56:26,160 It's so he can get half of everything you own! 1210 00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:27,640 -Tomek… -No, I… I… 1211 00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:30,799 I am not gonna stand by and be quiet while my closest friend gets married to a… 1212 00:56:30,879 --> 00:56:32,799 -…a fly-by-night con man! -Enough! 1213 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:36,839 For my entire life, 1214 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:40,839 my purpose has been to help you make all of your dreams a reality. 1215 00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,399 Your wants and ambitions. 1216 00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:45,560 And mine always came second. 1217 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:49,560 Have you ever once asked me what I really wanted? 1218 00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:52,240 [pensive music playing] 1219 00:56:52,319 --> 00:56:53,280 [Tomek] Mmm. 1220 00:56:55,240 --> 00:56:56,640 No. 1221 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,040 And I never held that against you. 1222 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:02,560 I never regretted it either. 1223 00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:05,200 Until now, Tomek. 1224 00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:12,319 [scoffs] 1225 00:57:12,879 --> 00:57:13,720 Marcel, wait for me! 1226 00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:16,120 Marcel! 1227 00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:18,319 That's low. 1228 00:57:21,879 --> 00:57:24,359 [somber music playing] 1229 00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:47,040 -Can't believe I could be such an idiot. -You're not alone. [exhales] 1230 00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:50,080 Oh, yeah, by the way, thanks, partner! 1231 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,759 All that talk about having my back. And you just stood there. 1232 00:57:52,839 --> 00:57:55,640 I'm sorry, my God! I told you, confrontation isn't my strong suit. 1233 00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:58,160 I can't take it. I'm sensitive. I'm a delicate flower. 1234 00:57:58,240 --> 00:57:59,680 Yeah, whatever. Doesn't even matter. 1235 00:57:59,759 --> 00:58:02,120 Guess it's just another in a long string of failures. 1236 00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:03,879 Oh, stop feeling sorry for yourself. 1237 00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,520 You're a still a celebrity, a star. You have a charmed life. 1238 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,000 A celebrity? Sure. Twenty years ago. Come on. 1239 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,520 Do you know what my savings account looks like? 1240 00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:13,560 I'm one step away from being on welfare. 1241 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,680 This project was supposed to be my last chance. 1242 00:58:15,759 --> 00:58:17,640 And it's the only project I've had in years. 1243 00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,200 If it blows up, I'm done for. 1244 00:58:19,279 --> 00:58:20,680 You still got Ania. 1245 00:58:21,919 --> 00:58:23,720 It's exhausting, what we're doing. 1246 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:27,000 The constant appointments, the medications, the pills. 1247 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:31,359 And nothing. We get nothing out of it. No results. We're back at square one. 1248 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:34,080 Think Ania would ever be able to move on? 1249 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:37,399 You moved on, right? 1250 00:58:37,919 --> 00:58:39,160 [pensive music playing] 1251 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,759 [breathes deeply] 1252 00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,879 You know, once that child is finally born, 1253 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,919 and you get a peek at that first smile, 1254 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,000 and you start to hear their first words, it's… 1255 00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:57,560 I swear to God, it's like magic. It makes you change. 1256 00:58:58,279 --> 00:59:01,200 Because, in the eyes of that kid, you're like Superman. 1257 00:59:01,799 --> 00:59:04,399 And you start to believe that's who you really are. 1258 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:12,120 The key is just to avoid obsessing over this stuff. 1259 00:59:12,919 --> 00:59:14,799 When I think about starting the process over 1260 00:59:14,879 --> 00:59:17,279 and having to do it all over again… 1261 00:59:17,359 --> 00:59:19,240 I mean, I'd jump at the chance. 1262 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,240 It's worth it. 1263 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,200 [seagulls cawing] 1264 00:59:31,919 --> 00:59:33,279 How about some fish? 1265 00:59:34,319 --> 00:59:35,839 Okay, let's grab a bite. 1266 00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:39,680 [indistinct chatter] 1267 00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:45,279 -[Ola] Oh my God, look at her. -[Ania] She looks gorgeous. 1268 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,640 I'd tap that myself. 1269 00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:54,600 Look, the bottom line is that Patrick Swayze 1270 00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,600 -…couldn't beat that guy at anything. -[sighs] 1271 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,839 Not a damn thing. It's Bruce Lee we're talking about. 1272 00:59:59,919 --> 01:00:00,919 Have you seen Road House? 1273 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,560 He rips some guy's windpipe out with his bare hands, bro! 1274 01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:05,919 All that's left is a giant hole and some gore. 1275 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:06,839 Come on, dude. 1276 01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:10,359 Patrick Swayze should play ENT specialist then. 1277 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:14,120 Do you know how strong you'd have to be to rip someone's throat out like that? 1278 01:00:14,919 --> 01:00:17,000 Hey, that's the Planet Single guy. 1279 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,799 -[Tomek laughing] -Look behind you. 1280 01:00:18,879 --> 01:00:20,799 [intriguing Greek music playing] 1281 01:00:20,879 --> 01:00:21,919 [inaudible] 1282 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,600 I told you they were partners. 1283 01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:28,160 [softly] What's he doing? Is he…? 1284 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:30,480 [cutlery clangs] 1285 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,680 -He's here. -Oh God. 1286 01:00:33,759 --> 01:00:36,319 -[phone ringing] -Sorry I'm late. It's been a crazy day. 1287 01:00:36,399 --> 01:00:38,279 -Hey there. -Yes? 1288 01:00:39,279 --> 01:00:40,399 I'm good, c'mon, c'mon. 1289 01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:43,040 Jesus Christ, look at this douchebag taking a phone call! 1290 01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:46,520 -He's being… -Jeez, come on, this is horrible. 1291 01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:48,960 Mm. I'm sorry about that. 1292 01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,240 -Business. -Ah. 1293 01:00:51,319 --> 01:00:52,720 Okay, so… 1294 01:00:53,359 --> 01:00:54,680 Tell me about yourself. 1295 01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:57,919 I've got a better idea. 1296 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,520 -[waiter] Wait, where're you going? -[Miguel] For Miguel. 1297 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,680 And bring mezze. Whatever is ready, okay? Whatever's ready. 1298 01:01:03,759 --> 01:01:06,040 How about we each confess something? 1299 01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:09,120 A secret that you've never admitted to anybody 1300 01:01:09,759 --> 01:01:10,680 before this date. 1301 01:01:10,759 --> 01:01:14,399 We have to promise each other that we won't ever tell. 1302 01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:15,919 [Bogdan] Now Miguel's coming over. 1303 01:01:22,839 --> 01:01:23,680 Unusual. 1304 01:01:24,319 --> 01:01:25,560 -Mm? -Mm. 1305 01:01:26,359 --> 01:01:27,279 All right. 1306 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:28,879 I'll do it for you. 1307 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:31,279 Except maybe you should go first. 1308 01:01:31,359 --> 01:01:32,960 [groans, laughs] 1309 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:34,680 -Okay, I'm putting this away. -Miguel? 1310 01:01:35,279 --> 01:01:38,600 [Miguel] Good evening. Are you enjoying the restaurant? 1311 01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:39,919 Yeah, it's phenomenal. 1312 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,759 Uh, you know, you look familiar. We met earlier, didn't we? I think… 1313 01:01:43,839 --> 01:01:46,680 No, I, um… I would've remembered. 1314 01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:48,839 Maria. 1315 01:01:48,919 --> 01:01:50,279 Mano! 1316 01:01:50,359 --> 01:01:51,440 Right here! 1317 01:01:52,279 --> 01:01:54,480 By the way, the chef has prepared some local delicacies 1318 01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:55,759 for our specials tonight. 1319 01:01:55,839 --> 01:01:57,720 Let's do appetizers first. 1320 01:01:57,799 --> 01:01:59,600 -Okay, your secret. Keep going. -Oh, right. 1321 01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,680 I was maybe 20 or 21 and… 1322 01:02:02,759 --> 01:02:04,359 Your flamouriana. 1323 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,640 A special soup made with delicious, fresh tomatoes. 1324 01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:09,560 -[yells] -[Miguel] Oh, no. 1325 01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:10,759 [Aleksander] You kidding me? 1326 01:02:10,839 --> 01:02:12,160 [lips flapping] 1327 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,399 -[laughs] -Wait, that look like an accident to you? 1328 01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:15,319 -[groans] -Oh. 1329 01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:16,879 -[Maria snickers] -Uh… 1330 01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,440 -[Miguel] I, uh… -Don't touch me. Would you… God! 1331 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:23,720 I'm sorry. 1332 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:26,480 [laughing loudly] 1333 01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:28,279 Jesus, my God. 1334 01:02:28,359 --> 01:02:30,480 -She can't stop… -I don't get how she's just laughing! 1335 01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:31,759 [laughing] 1336 01:02:31,839 --> 01:02:34,839 You know what? I hate to say this. It's just, that col-- [clears throat] 1337 01:02:34,919 --> 01:02:37,399 I'm sorry, but that color doesn't look good on you. 1338 01:02:38,359 --> 01:02:41,480 [continues laughing] 1339 01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:43,520 Is she serious? Is she serious? 1340 01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,799 [laughing hysterically] 1341 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:49,680 -You got any other garnishes? -[continues laughing] 1342 01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,799 Hey, over there! Look! 1343 01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,480 It's sabotage. 1344 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:00,480 -[Tomek] Huh. -We can't let him, we… 1345 01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:01,879 we… we have to do something. 1346 01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:04,720 Hey, relax, he's probably just seasoning the food. 1347 01:03:05,359 --> 01:03:07,000 What do you mean? Look. 1348 01:03:09,799 --> 01:03:11,000 [Greek music playing] 1349 01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:14,960 [Aleksander] You're not getting away without a story. 1350 01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:17,279 -[Maria] No, no. Wouldn't dream of it. -[Aleksander] Okay. 1351 01:03:17,879 --> 01:03:19,759 Okay, you're 21, right? 1352 01:03:19,839 --> 01:03:22,160 [coughs] Yeah. About that age and… 1353 01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:24,720 -Again, sir, I really do apologize. -Oh, come on. 1354 01:03:25,359 --> 01:03:29,359 If you've never eaten like a Greek god before, well, uh, you're about to. 1355 01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:31,120 [in French] House special. 1356 01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:32,440 [in English] Come on, hurry. 1357 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,839 -[Maria clears throat] -Thank you, sir. 1358 01:03:39,799 --> 01:03:40,839 [sighs] 1359 01:03:43,359 --> 01:03:44,799 Please, I wanna hear this. 1360 01:03:45,359 --> 01:03:46,919 All right, I'm 21, 1361 01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:50,279 and I'm going to see a new gynecologist for the first time. 1362 01:03:50,359 --> 01:03:51,200 Mm-hmm. 1363 01:03:51,279 --> 01:03:54,720 So, the guy brings me in and tells me to get myself ready for the exam. 1364 01:03:54,799 --> 01:03:58,600 I start stripping down, I take off my underwear, and I'm naked. 1365 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:01,520 The guy turns around. He looks alarmed. 1366 01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:04,240 -Hm. -His eyes are bulging. I have no idea why. 1367 01:04:04,839 --> 01:04:07,160 [chuckles] And finally, he tells me 1368 01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:09,000 that the gynecologist 1369 01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:10,879 practices a few doors down the hall. 1370 01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:12,640 And that he's a dentist. 1371 01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:16,520 [laughing] 1372 01:04:19,839 --> 01:04:20,720 That happened to you? 1373 01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,560 [in altered voice] A dentist. [groans] 1374 01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:27,240 -[Maria] Oh, my… -[coughs] 1375 01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:30,720 -[groans] -What's the matter? 1376 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,160 Oh, no. 1377 01:04:35,799 --> 01:04:36,680 -Hang on. -[choking] 1378 01:04:36,759 --> 01:04:38,560 Jesus, no, he's choking. 1379 01:04:39,399 --> 01:04:41,839 -Don't you think we should help? -Jesus, come on, dude. 1380 01:04:41,919 --> 01:04:43,919 -Hang on, I'll help you. Just wait. -[diner gasps] 1381 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,640 [Aleksander groans] 1382 01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:48,160 What if he croaks? 1383 01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:50,160 [grunts] 1384 01:04:50,879 --> 01:04:52,000 [gagging] 1385 01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:54,120 Please. My God. Come on! Stand up, stand up, stand… 1386 01:04:56,279 --> 01:04:57,560 -Here. -[groans] 1387 01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,319 -Jeez, hold on… [grunting] -[groaning] 1388 01:05:01,839 --> 01:05:04,040 -[female diner] Oh my God! -[groans] 1389 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:06,240 [gasping for air] 1390 01:05:06,919 --> 01:05:07,879 [crunching] 1391 01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:15,319 [angelic music playing] 1392 01:05:15,399 --> 01:05:19,240 [distant echoing] Aleks. Aleks. 1393 01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:23,480 [breathing heavily] 1394 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,560 [exhales] 1395 01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,319 -[diners cheer] -[Maria chuckles] 1396 01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:40,120 [Maria] Jeez. [chuckles] 1397 01:05:44,439 --> 01:05:46,120 I'll probably go with the soup. 1398 01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:48,480 -I'm sorry. -It's okay. It's okay. 1399 01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:50,720 -It's no problem? -No problem. Yeah. Thank you. 1400 01:05:50,799 --> 01:05:52,600 [chef] I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. 1401 01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:54,200 You okay? 1402 01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:57,399 [chuckling] 1403 01:05:57,480 --> 01:06:02,319 [chuckling] Oh God, so, yeah, this's my place. 1404 01:06:02,399 --> 01:06:04,480 [crickets chirping] 1405 01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:06,759 Yeah. Uh… [chuckling] 1406 01:06:10,319 --> 01:06:11,759 -Listen. -Hm? 1407 01:06:17,359 --> 01:06:19,640 This evening was surprising, in a good way. 1408 01:06:22,759 --> 01:06:24,319 And I wish it wouldn't end. 1409 01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:27,000 [Maria chuckles] 1410 01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:31,439 I don't remember saying it's over. 1411 01:06:32,759 --> 01:06:34,160 [tapping heel] 1412 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:35,359 Hm? 1413 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,560 -[Ola] She shoots, and she scores. -Yes, he's going… 1414 01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:45,480 -Yes, yes, yes, she did it! -[Ola] She did it! 1415 01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:47,720 [Ania] Are you kidding me? We nailed it! 1416 01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:50,600 I feel like I'm back in high school. 1417 01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:52,520 -Hey, Ania. -Jesus! 1418 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:53,759 -[Ania gasps] -Phew. 1419 01:06:53,839 --> 01:06:54,960 [Ola] What're you doing here? 1420 01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:58,600 Look, me and Bogdan are currently collaborating on a theory 1421 01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:02,520 that Aleks is in some kind of alliance with Miguel. 1422 01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:03,720 -[Ola] What? -[Bogdan] Yeah. 1423 01:07:03,799 --> 01:07:06,839 We saw Miguel dumping mysterious spices into Aleks' dinner. 1424 01:07:06,919 --> 01:07:10,319 And before that, Miguel started receiving threatening messages and warnings 1425 01:07:10,399 --> 01:07:11,439 on his cell phone. 1426 01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:14,200 And how do you know about these threatening messages on his phone? 1427 01:07:14,279 --> 01:07:16,279 We picked up his phone. We broke into his apartment. 1428 01:07:16,359 --> 01:07:17,600 -We pulled a switcheroo. -Sorry? 1429 01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:18,720 Please. 1430 01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:20,520 [chuckling] Listen… 1431 01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:22,240 [chuckling sheepishly] 1432 01:07:22,319 --> 01:07:24,160 -It's not like we robbed anyone. -Yeah. 1433 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:25,720 So, because of some conspiracy theory, 1434 01:07:25,799 --> 01:07:28,399 you've been running around pretending to be detectives for two days? 1435 01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:29,919 We only got into his computer though. 1436 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,879 -[Ola] I've had enough. I'm done. -Come on, dude. 1437 01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:34,520 -Where the hell did my husband go? -[Bogdan inhales deeply] 1438 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:36,759 -What? I'm right here, honey. -[Ola] Bogdan! 1439 01:07:37,279 --> 01:07:39,000 -[Bogdan] Ola! -[Ola] Bogdan! 1440 01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:41,439 [Bogdan] No matter how much you drink, I'll always carry you. 1441 01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:44,120 -Tomek, look… -Ania, yeah… I… 1442 01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,799 Okay. I know I screwed up earlier, but I'm serious about all this… 1443 01:07:46,879 --> 01:07:48,399 That's an understatement. 1444 01:07:49,759 --> 01:07:51,640 Marcel was mortified. 1445 01:07:52,279 --> 01:07:55,439 Okay, I was just trying to protect the guy, all right? 1446 01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:59,399 Really? Why can't you just admit that you're afraid of losing him, hm? 1447 01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,680 You're clinging to some memory of your past and you can't move on. 1448 01:08:02,759 --> 01:08:03,799 [somber music playing] 1449 01:08:03,879 --> 01:08:05,080 [inhales sharply] 1450 01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:08,399 'Cause the past was good. 1451 01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:12,359 Things suck now, it's so empty, and it's bound to get worse. 1452 01:08:12,439 --> 01:08:13,720 [inhales deeply] 1453 01:08:13,799 --> 01:08:15,080 -[sighs] -Oh, wow. 1454 01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:17,080 -Thanks a lot. -Ania. No. 1455 01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:19,559 Ania, I didn't mean us. That's not what I was saying. 1456 01:08:19,639 --> 01:08:21,520 You think it's easy for me 1457 01:08:21,599 --> 01:08:24,760 to smile and just act like everything's okay? It isn't. 1458 01:08:26,359 --> 01:08:27,520 And I know 1459 01:08:28,639 --> 01:08:31,920 it's been a lot harder than we expected. 1460 01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:37,840 I just really hope we can, um, make it through, you know what I mean? 1461 01:08:39,279 --> 01:08:42,560 Please don't disappoint me on that front, okay? 1462 01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:54,439 -[music fades] -[seagulls cawing] 1463 01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:55,359 [knocking on door] 1464 01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:59,599 -[Bogdan] Who is it? -Wolf! 1465 01:08:59,679 --> 01:09:00,840 [Bogdan] Ah. 1466 01:09:08,319 --> 01:09:12,599 -Didn't let you in the bed? -[sighs] Couch. And you? 1467 01:09:13,279 --> 01:09:14,639 -Beach. -Oh. 1468 01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:18,040 All right, you win. Come on. 1469 01:09:19,319 --> 01:09:20,920 [epic Western music playing] 1470 01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:48,479 [music fades] 1471 01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:50,000 What do you want? 1472 01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,280 Look, I'm sure your husband probably loves you dearly. 1473 01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,840 -He's just really bad at showing it. -[Ania chuckles] 1474 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,599 He barely notices me. 1475 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,360 Hmm… 1476 01:10:05,440 --> 01:10:07,160 [slow pensive music playing] 1477 01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:09,679 My first husband always wore jackets, no matter what. 1478 01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:14,360 He… he could never hang them up right. He'd just throw them wherever. 1479 01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:18,440 On the counter in the kitchen, on the floor in the bathroom, 1480 01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:20,720 in my daughter's closet. 1481 01:10:21,679 --> 01:10:23,160 I mean, it drove me nuts. 1482 01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:27,880 After a while, I couldn't bear it, and pretty soon I divorced him. 1483 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,000 Now, thirty years and three divorces later, 1484 01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:34,599 I've come to the conclusion that might've… 1485 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,760 been a stupid move. 1486 01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:40,800 [Ola sighs] 1487 01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:45,560 -[exhales] He was a really good guy. -[chuckles] 1488 01:10:46,639 --> 01:10:50,080 Why didn't I just hang up those… those jackets myself? 1489 01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:53,320 I'm so damn stubborn, and I really regret that now. 1490 01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:56,040 Thank you for that. 1491 01:10:58,679 --> 01:11:00,880 The truth is yesterday, I was… 1492 01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:03,960 behaving like a complete jerk. I know. 1493 01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:06,240 -Yeah, a jerk who is jealous. -[Tomek] Right. Jealous. 1494 01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:08,720 A jealous jerk, okay? [sighs] 1495 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:12,400 Obviously, I should've trusted Marcel. He's always had good judgment. 1496 01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:17,639 I, uh… [clears throat] Well, you know, I'm sorry about any hurt or pain I caused. 1497 01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:20,599 -I apologize. I'm sorry. -We. We apologize. 1498 01:11:20,679 --> 01:11:23,760 Hey, why don't you, uh, apologize separately, okay? 1499 01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:27,400 So are… we cool? 1500 01:11:31,679 --> 01:11:33,400 -I appreciate this a lot. -[clears throat] 1501 01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:36,320 It takes a big man to admit he's made a mistake. 1502 01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:37,280 [phone vibrates] 1503 01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:40,599 -[Bogdan] Tomek. -[Tomek] Wait, wait. 1504 01:11:40,679 --> 01:11:42,400 -Tomek! -Just hang on a minute, Bogdan. 1505 01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:45,080 -You're gonna get your turn. -No, I'm serious, you have to see this. 1506 01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:46,360 -[Tomek] What? -Look. 1507 01:11:47,599 --> 01:11:49,360 -[Tomek] Hmm… -[drink pouring] 1508 01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:51,760 [suspenseful music playing] 1509 01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:00,200 [Bogdan] You… I knew it… 1510 01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:02,120 [Miguel] Is something wrong? 1511 01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:04,920 You just got a message 1512 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:07,520 claiming that your identity will be revealed to the police 1513 01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:11,240 if you don't leave the island in the next two hours. 1514 01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:16,400 -How'd you get my phone? -[Bogdan] Magic. 1515 01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:20,480 So you are the swindler of Planet Single: Island. 1516 01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:21,560 I knew it from the start. 1517 01:12:21,639 --> 01:12:23,639 [pensive music playing] 1518 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:28,599 -Okay, call Marcel. -No, come on, please don't. 1519 01:12:28,679 --> 01:12:30,000 Please, I'm begging you. 1520 01:12:34,639 --> 01:12:38,360 It's true, at first, I was just going do another con, but then when I… 1521 01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:42,520 met Marcel and got to know him, I fell in love and my life changed. 1522 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,800 I kept thinking about turning things around, 1523 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:47,160 starting a whole new life, 1524 01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:49,360 but I screwed up the whole thing, all my plans. 1525 01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:53,800 I ruined everything. 1526 01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:57,800 Everything. 1527 01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:01,160 Marcel deserves to know the truth. 1528 01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:03,280 No. 1529 01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:06,280 Marcel would be crushed. 1530 01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:12,920 So how about this? 1531 01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:16,520 I'll leave the island. 1532 01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:18,599 I'll leave for good. 1533 01:13:18,679 --> 01:13:21,760 [scoffs] Like a total coward. 1534 01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:25,960 Please, keep Marcel in the dark. 1535 01:13:26,599 --> 01:13:27,720 Tell him a lie. 1536 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:29,840 [door opens] 1537 01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:33,800 Give me five! 1538 01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:37,200 Dude? 1539 01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:40,000 [invigorating Western music playing] 1540 01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:42,560 Hey, what's going on? Bro, you got what you wanted. 1541 01:13:42,639 --> 01:13:43,880 Where you headed? 1542 01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:00,920 'Sup, dude? 1543 01:14:01,599 --> 01:14:03,320 Tomek. Come on in. 1544 01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:07,520 You know… You must really have some balls. 1545 01:14:07,599 --> 01:14:09,320 -Sorry? -Don't play dumb, man. 1546 01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:11,120 We know everything. We've seen your messages. 1547 01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:13,520 Miguel confessed this morning. He told us the whole thing. 1548 01:14:13,599 --> 01:14:14,800 And now he's gone. 1549 01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:18,000 -I'm sorry to hear that. -Yeah? 1550 01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:22,160 You knew from the start that Marcel was never gonna be able to do the show 1551 01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:23,520 the way he imagined it. 1552 01:14:23,599 --> 01:14:25,679 You were stringing him along this whole time, and why? 1553 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:27,920 Just because I'm involved, and you wanna get even? 1554 01:14:28,599 --> 01:14:29,840 Quite an ego. 1555 01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:31,040 [Tomek inhales deeply] 1556 01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:33,679 Take your stupid little show 1557 01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:37,599 and shove the whole damn thing all the way up your f… asshole! 1558 01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:41,000 [dramatic music playing] 1559 01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:46,520 What's that about? 1560 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,080 [inhales deeply] 1561 01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:52,639 That was just the last gasp of a dying career. 1562 01:14:52,719 --> 01:14:54,240 [Maria inhales deeply] 1563 01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:56,040 I don't get it, where did he go? 1564 01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:58,639 [Tomek] I don't know, but I think he left for good, Marcel. 1565 01:14:58,719 --> 01:15:00,520 -Look, I'm sorry. -What'd you say to him? 1566 01:15:00,599 --> 01:15:04,080 Nothing. We stopped by to apologize, but he had already skipped town. 1567 01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:06,040 That just makes no sense. How could that be? 1568 01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:08,400 I don't know, with the wedding, maybe he just got cold feet? 1569 01:15:08,480 --> 01:15:10,560 What wedding? Miguel didn't even get a chance to ask me 1570 01:15:10,639 --> 01:15:12,160 'cause of this moron over here. 1571 01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:13,560 This is all your fault! 1572 01:15:13,639 --> 01:15:16,120 Until you showed up here, everything was perfectly all right. 1573 01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:17,800 Maybe I should have never invited you. 1574 01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:20,320 Fine, I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry, it's my bad. 1575 01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:23,440 Blame me, come on, go right ahead. It's fine with me. 1576 01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:24,960 Oh, maybe it's all my fault. 1577 01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:26,360 [sighs] 1578 01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:29,679 All I've been talking about lately is this stupid show, 1579 01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:33,240 and he told… he told me not to do it, and I… I… and I just kept pushing it, 1580 01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,760 -…and I kept pushing… -Marcel, stop it, all right? Come on, hey. 1581 01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,599 As for the show, I don't think… 1582 01:15:37,679 --> 01:15:40,480 Well, I'm pretty sure you can stop worrying about that now. 1583 01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:43,639 What are you saying? 1584 01:15:43,719 --> 01:15:46,920 Well, I may or may not have just had a little chat with Aleksander. 1585 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,719 [sighing] Oh God. 1586 01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:50,760 All right, Tomek, what'd you say? 1587 01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:53,639 -What else did you screw up, huh? -[sighs] 1588 01:15:53,719 --> 01:15:56,120 [chuckles] You're always welcome to our couch in Warsaw, 1589 01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:57,719 we'd be honored to have you. [laughing] 1590 01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,840 [breathes deeply] 1591 01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:02,719 -Whoa, Marcel! Wait, wait, Marcel! Marcel! -Get off! 1592 01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:04,040 Here. Easy. Just calm down! 1593 01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:06,760 [pensive music playing] 1594 01:16:08,920 --> 01:16:11,800 I don't understand. Everything about it seemed real. 1595 01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:18,960 My best friend tried to call it out, and I still wouldn't see it. 1596 01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:21,639 In… in part because I thought you were jealous. 1597 01:16:21,719 --> 01:16:23,160 I was jealous. 1598 01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:27,160 I'm sorry about your lip, Tomek. 1599 01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:30,560 -I think I had it coming. -You didn't have… 1600 01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:32,360 Yeah. 1601 01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:34,360 I guess you did. 1602 01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:38,400 If Miguel's plan 1603 01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:41,679 was to demolish what we built together, 1604 01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:44,679 then, fine, so be it. 1605 01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:48,560 I can do that too, Miguel. 1606 01:17:02,599 --> 01:17:03,760 [spits] 1607 01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:07,360 [groans in disgust] 1608 01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:13,480 [Marcel] You spend all your time with someone. 1609 01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:15,960 Pour your whole heart into it. 1610 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:20,360 And a moment later, you find out you've been completely misled. 1611 01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:25,280 [breathes deeply] 1612 01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:29,000 [breathing shakily] 1613 01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:31,560 [sighs] 1614 01:17:50,719 --> 01:17:52,719 [sniffling] 1615 01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:09,360 [sniffling] This's a picture of our first date. 1616 01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:12,080 In Malta. 1617 01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:14,840 And Miguel got his shirt dirty, 1618 01:18:15,719 --> 01:18:17,560 so I offered him my scarf that night. 1619 01:18:17,639 --> 01:18:19,120 And he wrapped it around his neck, 1620 01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:23,000 and he told me he'd never give it back to me. [crying] 1621 01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:28,000 -Ola? -[Ola] What? 1622 01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:34,920 [suspenseful music playing] 1623 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,200 What on earth? 1624 01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:40,000 -Marcel, this picture's from Malta? -Yeah. 1625 01:18:41,679 --> 01:18:42,880 So? 1626 01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:45,599 -Maria. -Maria. 1627 01:18:45,679 --> 01:18:47,200 Who is Maria? 1628 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:56,200 [knocking on door] 1629 01:18:57,920 --> 01:18:59,320 [exhales] 1630 01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:09,040 Wow. Finally, he grants me an audience. 1631 01:19:11,639 --> 01:19:14,240 -I wanted to say goodbye before I left. -Ah. Right. 1632 01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:17,520 Well, hurry it up, 'cause I made plans with Aleksander. 1633 01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:19,800 What, you want me to be impressed? 1634 01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:22,719 [scoffs] Actually, I should probably be thanking you. 1635 01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:27,040 'Cause that soup spill was first class. A perfect icebreaker for the first date. 1636 01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:30,599 -You know, you don't have to do this. -Yeah. 1637 01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:33,040 I have to, Miguel. 1638 01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:36,560 'Cause I'm not stupid enough to actually fall for a guy 1639 01:19:36,639 --> 01:19:37,880 who was supposed to be our mark. 1640 01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:39,360 Please, don't say that, come on. 1641 01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:40,560 You left me. 1642 01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:42,920 Your own sister. 1643 01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:45,960 You and me have been side by side for most of our lives, 1644 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:49,120 but you'd hang me out to dry for some bullshit romance? 1645 01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:52,679 -It's not bullshit. -Oh. 1646 01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:55,360 I'm serious, I've never felt this before. 1647 01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:57,960 -It's love. -Well, that's great. 1648 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:02,200 We've spent our whole lives telling ourselves that love is impossible. 1649 01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:04,679 What if it's an important part of being happy? 1650 01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:06,920 You should give it a chance too. 1651 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:09,000 [somber music playing] 1652 01:20:16,719 --> 01:20:17,719 Get off me. 1653 01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:24,320 -Get out. -Please, don't. 1654 01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:25,800 -You made your choice. Go. -Maria! 1655 01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:27,719 -Get out. -Maria! 1656 01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:32,320 [breath trembles] 1657 01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:40,160 So it was Maria scheming on the other end of the phone. 1658 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,960 Exactly. She's acting as his silent partner. 1659 01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:43,920 She's been writing the messages. 1660 01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:45,400 Both of them are the… 1661 01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:47,280 -Planet Bandit! -…Planet Bandit! 1662 01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:49,160 You're amazing! You're amazing! I love you! 1663 01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:53,160 Oh, wait a minute. Are we sure Marcel was supposed to be the victim? 1664 01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:55,240 Or is it Aleksander? 1665 01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:58,840 Yes! So she was using Marcel to go after Aleksander. 1666 01:20:58,920 --> 01:21:01,320 I'm such an idiot. I can't believe I led him to her. 1667 01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:03,599 -Ugh, God, that little slut! -Ania! 1668 01:21:03,679 --> 01:21:04,760 A bitch. Can't say "slut". 1669 01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:08,040 But that would mean Aleksander has nothing to do with any of it. 1670 01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:09,639 For God's sake! 1671 01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:13,240 I don't get why Miguel would put poison in his food during dinner. 1672 01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:14,639 And why did he spill the soup? 1673 01:21:14,719 --> 01:21:16,560 -Nothing makes sense anymore. -[exhales sharply] 1674 01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:19,440 He wasn't trying to poison Aleksander. 1675 01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:25,240 All he wanted was to disrupt the date, you see what I mean? 1676 01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:29,040 Because he knew Maria was trying to swindle Aleksander. 1677 01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:31,080 He did it because of our love, you guys. 1678 01:21:31,160 --> 01:21:33,000 He was protecting me. 1679 01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:35,400 He loves me! [chuckling] 1680 01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:39,200 [Ania] Listen, we have to save Aleksander. 1681 01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:42,719 Without his investment, the whole show will go belly-up. 1682 01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:45,280 Oh God! I burned everything we had! 1683 01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:49,200 I burned our backstage passes to ABBA. I think they'll be sold out by now? 1684 01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:53,200 Marcel! Our primary focus is Aleksander. Hm? 1685 01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:55,480 -Enjoy your weekend. -Thank you. 1686 01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:58,400 -[receptionist] Um… Hey, boss. -Hey. 1687 01:21:58,480 --> 01:22:00,960 -I'm looking for the lady in thirteen. -Uh… 1688 01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:02,240 Pretty sure she checked out. 1689 01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:04,599 She got in a car with Aleksander about fifteen minutes ago. 1690 01:22:04,679 --> 01:22:06,719 -They went to the Palladium. -Ugh! Bastard! 1691 01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:08,240 The press event. 1692 01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:11,000 [receptionist] Uh, boss, Miguel left this for you at the desk. 1693 01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:19,760 [Tomek] What is it? 1694 01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:26,320 Marcel, what's going on? 1695 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:27,920 -I have to go. -No, you don't. 1696 01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:30,240 We have to get to the press event and find Aleks. 1697 01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:32,520 Yeah, uh, you guys go on, I'll be fine, okay? 1698 01:22:32,599 --> 01:22:34,840 Tell us where you're going. Jesus! 1699 01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:36,280 Gotta follow my heart. 1700 01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:42,520 Let's go crash a press conference. 1701 01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:47,800 [clucking] 1702 01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:50,320 I can park that, sir. 1703 01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:52,639 -[farmer] I'll be back. -Thanks. 1704 01:22:58,120 --> 01:22:59,960 Juktas. Please, just be there. 1705 01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:02,360 [clucking frantically] 1706 01:23:02,440 --> 01:23:05,120 [invigorating music playing] 1707 01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:17,080 [camera shutters clicking] 1708 01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:23,800 Look, here come Wolf and Ania, the faces of Planet Single Classic. 1709 01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:26,360 Hey! Wolf, how's it feel now that you're passing the baton 1710 01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:27,800 to the upcoming generation? 1711 01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:31,120 [chuckles] It's like, uh, like getting on a bike with no seat. 1712 01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:32,840 It's horrible and it hurts, 1713 01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:34,840 then over time you get used to it. [chuckles] 1714 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:37,480 Uh, always been a big fan, Wolf! 1715 01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:41,480 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -[Tomek] What? 1716 01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:44,920 [sighs] Come on, guys, he's a star. [chuckles] 1717 01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,520 -Yeah, I'm a superstar. -[bodyguard 1] Our orders from the boss. 1718 01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:49,360 He's not allowed in here. 1719 01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:51,120 Really? What? 1720 01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:53,080 Okay. Good luck, my friend. 1721 01:23:53,160 --> 01:23:55,160 -[bodyguard 1] Get back. -What? I'm not a superstar. 1722 01:23:55,240 --> 01:23:56,280 I'm a normal human. 1723 01:23:56,360 --> 01:23:58,200 -[bodyguard 2] Where the hell you going? -There. 1724 01:23:58,280 --> 01:24:00,200 -No. -[Bogdan] Okay. 1725 01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:02,560 "No." A no's a no. 1726 01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:05,400 -Whoa, whoa, wait. No. -No way. Got him? 1727 01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:07,400 -Get out of here! -See you back there. Go! 1728 01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:09,560 -Hey, hey! Police brutality! -Push him back out! 1729 01:24:09,639 --> 01:24:11,000 [bodyguard 2] Back. Get outta here! 1730 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:14,000 [club music playing] 1731 01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:17,120 [man] That's good, right? 1732 01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:20,320 [Aleksander] That's what I said. He'll be playing all night. 1733 01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:26,880 I'm onto you. You little grifter. 1734 01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:29,240 So I'm gonna go do my best to distract Aleksander… 1735 01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:30,240 Ola! 1736 01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:31,920 -It's a dying business. -Hey, babe. 1737 01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:33,400 -[chokes] -Ania. 1738 01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:37,560 -So you made it. -Thought it might be somewhat enjoyable. 1739 01:24:37,639 --> 01:24:38,920 -[chuckles] -Maria, this is Ania… 1740 01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:41,200 -We met at the beach. -We've known each other a long time. 1741 01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:42,120 Let's go. 1742 01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:45,120 Come with me, let's reminisce about the good old days. 1743 01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:48,080 Old pals, you know what us girls are like, eh? [chuckles] 1744 01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:51,440 Put your hands down, you clown. 1745 01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:53,480 -This is your chance, partner. -What chance? 1746 01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:55,240 For you to go all Bruce Lee. 1747 01:24:56,280 --> 01:24:57,400 All right. 1748 01:24:57,480 --> 01:24:58,320 Move your ass! 1749 01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:00,320 -Stun! [yells] -[grunts] 1750 01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:01,240 [yelling] 1751 01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:03,120 -[Bogdan yells] -[groaning] 1752 01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:04,599 Dude, it worked! 1753 01:25:04,679 --> 01:25:06,000 [laughing] Go! 1754 01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:08,120 [bodyguard coughing, groaning] 1755 01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:12,560 They got away. The fat one did some Olympic judo shit. [panting] 1756 01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:14,920 Not the hair. Don't touch it! 1757 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:17,360 -What's your plan here? -Can't you tell? 1758 01:25:18,639 --> 01:25:20,960 -I'm seducing a billionaire. -Shut your mouth! 1759 01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:23,120 -Admit it, you're a con artist. -[chuckles softly] 1760 01:25:23,639 --> 01:25:25,000 I mean, we all pretend, don't we? 1761 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:30,480 Some of us like to pretend to be younger. We sell some fantasy of an ideal life. 1762 01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:33,560 Except we all understand deep down that it's bullshit, right? 1763 01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:36,480 [panting] 1764 01:25:36,560 --> 01:25:38,520 [suspenseful music playing] 1765 01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:51,160 [Bogdan] See? Man, I told you it works. 1766 01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:53,520 Gotta admit it, yeah, that was impressive. 1767 01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:56,160 Hey, you! Don't move! 1768 01:25:56,719 --> 01:25:57,639 I've got them. 1769 01:25:57,719 --> 01:25:58,880 Okay. 1770 01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:01,280 Run away. Run. Go now. 1771 01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:04,040 -No! -[Taser zapping] 1772 01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:05,120 [body thuds] 1773 01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:06,880 [gasps] Bogdan! 1774 01:26:06,960 --> 01:26:08,719 [slow heroic music playing] 1775 01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:10,160 Why did you do that? 1776 01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:14,240 [groans] We're partners. It's my duty to watch your back. 1777 01:26:14,320 --> 01:26:16,000 You're my hero. 1778 01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:18,920 Please don't let my sacrifice be in vain. 1779 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:20,120 I'm sorry, I gotta go. 1780 01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:22,160 -Hurry. -Hang in there. 1781 01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:23,800 Thanks. 1782 01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:25,960 [Bogdan] Give'em hell. 1783 01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:27,880 [Magdalena] Who told you you could shoot people? 1784 01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:29,679 You're not a real cop. What's wrong with you? 1785 01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:30,679 What an absolute moron! 1786 01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:33,160 So, you guys want a cut? 1787 01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:35,560 Say, a ten percent finder's fee? 1788 01:26:35,639 --> 01:26:38,520 -Back off, and get out of here. -Oh, please. 1789 01:26:38,599 --> 01:26:41,040 I've put myself through too much pain to give it up now. 1790 01:26:41,719 --> 01:26:44,320 We might just be forced to tell Aleks who you are then. 1791 01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:46,040 [inhales deeply] 1792 01:26:46,120 --> 01:26:49,840 Sure, yeah, tell him everything about me, but then you can say goodbye to your show 1793 01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:52,400 and the hotel, and Marcel will be screwed. 1794 01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:55,679 [inhales] All right, let's gamble. 1795 01:26:56,560 --> 01:27:00,240 Oh, sweetie. You both better learn how to bluff first. 1796 01:27:00,320 --> 01:27:02,240 And it seems like you don't have much real proof, 1797 01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:04,520 so who's gonna persuade Aleks? 1798 01:27:04,599 --> 01:27:07,040 His unfulfilled, jealous, mousey ex? 1799 01:27:07,120 --> 01:27:09,679 Or the chick he just spent the best night of his life with? 1800 01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:11,840 [in Greek] Cheers! 1801 01:27:11,920 --> 01:27:14,320 [dramatic music playing] 1802 01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:20,960 She's pretty good. 1803 01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:26,560 Time to move to Plan B. 1804 01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:29,120 We made a Plan B? 1805 01:27:32,679 --> 01:27:33,880 [exhaling deeply] 1806 01:27:33,960 --> 01:27:36,320 [somber music playing] 1807 01:27:42,560 --> 01:27:44,160 [sniffles] 1808 01:27:51,280 --> 01:27:53,759 [sniffles, exhales] 1809 01:27:54,759 --> 01:27:57,160 [Marcel] Oh, so it's my turn to have a heart attack? 1810 01:27:58,440 --> 01:27:59,599 Marcel? 1811 01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:03,240 Please, go away. 1812 01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:07,200 [quietly] 'Cause the next part is gonna be ugly. 1813 01:28:09,080 --> 01:28:10,960 [Marcel] Come on, you know I can't leave. 1814 01:28:11,040 --> 01:28:12,599 [Miguel] Go away! 1815 01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:16,800 I used you, Marcel. 1816 01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:19,000 I don't love you. 1817 01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:22,040 My sister was right about me. 1818 01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:23,320 I'm just a liar. 1819 01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:26,360 I ruin everything I touch, okay? 1820 01:28:29,120 --> 01:28:32,520 I can't spend the rest of my life knowing that I screwed everything up. 1821 01:28:32,599 --> 01:28:34,240 Or knowing that I hurt you. I can't do it. 1822 01:28:34,320 --> 01:28:36,360 Then spend the whole rest of your life proving to me 1823 01:28:36,440 --> 01:28:38,840 that you really can be better, that you care. 1824 01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:39,880 Make the effort for us. 1825 01:28:40,759 --> 01:28:42,360 Don't you think we're worth it? 1826 01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:46,520 Sorry, it's complicated. 1827 01:28:46,599 --> 01:28:47,520 [gasps] 1828 01:28:47,599 --> 01:28:48,759 [gasps] 1829 01:28:48,840 --> 01:28:52,280 [breathing shakily] 1830 01:28:54,360 --> 01:28:56,800 Whoever said it's supposed to be simple, Miguel? 1831 01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:03,520 You'd just forgive me and… 1832 01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:05,639 we'd move on? 1833 01:29:06,759 --> 01:29:09,400 I betrayed you and you'd be willing to forget about it? 1834 01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:12,480 I don't know. 1835 01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:17,599 I have no idea what's next. 1836 01:29:18,599 --> 01:29:21,800 If there's any chance you're the man I believe you are, then I… 1837 01:29:22,920 --> 01:29:25,280 [inhales deeply] I'm not giving up yet. 1838 01:29:29,599 --> 01:29:30,920 [music fades] 1839 01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:34,599 [sweeping music playing] 1840 01:29:41,040 --> 01:29:42,800 [eagle screeches] 1841 01:29:45,440 --> 01:29:46,920 [man] Maybe mouth-to-mouth? 1842 01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:48,160 [heroic music playing] 1843 01:29:48,240 --> 01:29:49,759 Here, I'll help him. 1844 01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:54,920 -[gasping for air] -[music warps] 1845 01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:56,240 For almost a decade now, 1846 01:29:56,320 --> 01:29:59,440 the Planet Single Classic dating app has retained its status as 1847 01:30:00,360 --> 01:30:01,920 number one in all of Europe. 1848 01:30:02,920 --> 01:30:04,520 Then we made Planet Single Hookups, 1849 01:30:04,599 --> 01:30:07,440 and now, we are dominating the global scene 1850 01:30:07,520 --> 01:30:09,880 and blowing out the competition. 1851 01:30:09,960 --> 01:30:11,360 [male guest] Bravo! 1852 01:30:11,440 --> 01:30:14,320 And today, you're in for a treat. 1853 01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:17,840 Brands have to evolve to survive, 1854 01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:22,800 and with that in mind, we have something absolutely original. 1855 01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:25,679 I'm proud to introduce a new reality show, 1856 01:30:25,759 --> 01:30:27,679 Planet Single: Island! 1857 01:30:27,759 --> 01:30:30,120 [all cheering, applauding] 1858 01:30:34,240 --> 01:30:35,599 [suspenseful music playing] 1859 01:30:35,679 --> 01:30:36,960 And now, someone very special. 1860 01:30:37,040 --> 01:30:39,440 Our guest today is gonna make sure nobody gets too bored. 1861 01:30:39,520 --> 01:30:40,920 He's the life of any party. 1862 01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:43,080 Please welcome, straight from Ibiza-- 1863 01:30:43,160 --> 01:30:46,400 [Tomek] Tomek Wilczyński! 1864 01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:48,280 [cheering] 1865 01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:50,200 [laughing] Thank you! 1866 01:30:50,280 --> 01:30:53,719 It's just incredible to be here with everyone. Thanks, guys! Hey! 1867 01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:56,920 I can tell this is a great crowd here today, so glad I agreed to do this. 1868 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:58,639 [guests cheering] 1869 01:30:58,719 --> 01:31:01,480 Get the damn microphone. Do it quietly. 1870 01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:03,240 [Tomek] Aleksander's absolutely right. 1871 01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:05,440 There just aren't enough places in the media landscape 1872 01:31:05,520 --> 01:31:09,840 where people can enjoy watching empty sex or cheap drama! 1873 01:31:10,360 --> 01:31:12,080 [microphone feedback] 1874 01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:16,719 I'm not saying this sort of idea is horrible, but it is actually… 1875 01:31:16,800 --> 01:31:19,639 It's actually a fantastic concept for a show. 1876 01:31:19,719 --> 01:31:21,920 -[female guest] Who is that? -[Ania] Who… 1877 01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:23,759 who needs a partner… [chuckles] 1878 01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:28,840 …when you could have endless choices to make sure you don't get bored? 1879 01:31:32,080 --> 01:31:34,480 We all get fed the stupid myth of partnership and love. 1880 01:31:34,560 --> 01:31:35,840 But the truth is that 1881 01:31:36,599 --> 01:31:39,920 the "happily ever after" story is bullshit! 1882 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:41,520 -[man] That's right! -[woman] Excuse me? 1883 01:31:41,599 --> 01:31:42,800 Yeah, baby, preach! 1884 01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:44,440 [Tomek] Aleksander's right. 1885 01:31:44,520 --> 01:31:49,080 The initial idea for this show, Marcel's idea, would've been a bore. 1886 01:31:49,960 --> 01:31:53,400 You know, originally, it was supposed to be about couples meeting on an island 1887 01:31:53,480 --> 01:31:56,840 and overcoming challenges together through the power of love and empathy. 1888 01:31:56,920 --> 01:31:59,480 God, I'm falling asleep just talking about it. Right, you guys? 1889 01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:01,200 So dang dull! 1890 01:32:02,080 --> 01:32:04,000 Luckily, thanks to Aleks' brilliant insight, 1891 01:32:04,080 --> 01:32:06,160 we can all get back to checking in on hot couples 1892 01:32:06,240 --> 01:32:08,120 who don't have to worry about these problems. 1893 01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:10,599 Just pure fun and sex. Mmm? 1894 01:32:10,679 --> 01:32:13,560 Just all the easy parts. No hassles or hang-ups. 1895 01:32:13,639 --> 01:32:14,639 And when they get bored… 1896 01:32:15,240 --> 01:32:16,400 [imitates swiping] 1897 01:32:16,480 --> 01:32:19,040 [quiet pensive music playing] 1898 01:32:19,120 --> 01:32:21,120 I mean, we all do it, don't we? 1899 01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:25,080 We just don't appreciate what matters. 1900 01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:27,160 We become totally obsessed 1901 01:32:27,240 --> 01:32:30,080 with all the things we could have had in life. 1902 01:32:32,280 --> 01:32:36,440 And day by day, it eats at what's most important to all of us. 1903 01:32:37,960 --> 01:32:39,320 We keep on drifting apart. 1904 01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:43,160 And whatever happiness we had starts to fade. 1905 01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:48,520 [Ania] Because the truth is that anything worth doing 1906 01:32:48,599 --> 01:32:52,080 demands care and attention and work. And that includes love. 1907 01:32:52,160 --> 01:32:54,560 At the end of the day, true love doesn't come easy. 1908 01:32:54,639 --> 01:32:56,679 It has to be fought for. 1909 01:33:03,440 --> 01:33:05,000 -[chuckles] -[crowd cheering] 1910 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:10,920 [tense music playing] 1911 01:33:11,480 --> 01:33:14,080 Ah! No! No. Don't touch me. 1912 01:33:20,840 --> 01:33:23,080 Fascinating, I mean it. Really, guys. Fascinating! 1913 01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:25,080 I just don't know what you think you accomplished. 1914 01:33:25,160 --> 01:33:27,120 Listen, whatever happens here doesn't matter, 1915 01:33:27,200 --> 01:33:28,759 you've got a bigger problem. 1916 01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:31,160 Did you know she's a con artist? 1917 01:33:31,240 --> 01:33:33,040 Plus, she can be a real slu-- bitch. 1918 01:33:33,120 --> 01:33:34,599 -And she has hair extensions. -[laughs] 1919 01:33:36,360 --> 01:33:38,480 She must be losing it, I dunno. 1920 01:33:40,200 --> 01:33:41,599 Maria, 1921 01:33:42,320 --> 01:33:43,400 it's over. 1922 01:33:44,080 --> 01:33:45,759 Look, just be honest. 1923 01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:48,679 What does he mean? 1924 01:33:49,960 --> 01:33:51,400 What's going on here? 1925 01:33:51,480 --> 01:33:53,280 Maria is a professional con artist. 1926 01:33:53,360 --> 01:33:55,520 She's using you. All she wants is your money. 1927 01:34:01,480 --> 01:34:02,840 Everyone wants my money. 1928 01:34:04,280 --> 01:34:05,800 Thank you for your concern. 1929 01:34:05,880 --> 01:34:09,880 Relationships, they're all transactional. Give a little, take a little. 1930 01:34:11,040 --> 01:34:13,639 -He's amazing! [laughs] -Popeye, please remove these people. 1931 01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:16,080 Are you… are you crazy, Aleksander? 1932 01:34:16,160 --> 01:34:18,599 -[Maria chuckles] -Ania, this isn't Notting Hill. 1933 01:34:18,679 --> 01:34:21,360 You can't just crash my press conference, then grab a microphone 1934 01:34:21,440 --> 01:34:22,920 and rattle off some half-baked speech 1935 01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:26,320 and think that's enough to disrupt a major financial move. 1936 01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:27,560 [scoffs] 1937 01:34:27,639 --> 01:34:30,599 Besides, uh, Marcel's concept is just stupid. 1938 01:34:31,599 --> 01:34:34,719 Well, personally, I believe it's brilliant. 1939 01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:36,639 [hopeful music playing] 1940 01:34:39,880 --> 01:34:42,120 Please stay out of this, okay? It's none of your business. 1941 01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:43,679 I can't, I'm sorry. 1942 01:34:43,759 --> 01:34:46,679 As the company's CFO, it's well within my purview to evaluate 1943 01:34:46,759 --> 01:34:49,480 the potential of this new show. 1944 01:34:50,240 --> 01:34:51,480 Mama, please don't. 1945 01:34:52,280 --> 01:34:55,000 -[in unison] Wait, you're his mom? -I didn't mention that? 1946 01:34:55,080 --> 01:34:57,360 [inhales] It wouldn't have mattered. 1947 01:34:58,440 --> 01:35:02,400 Marcel's pitch cuts against the grain. It's not what our competitors are doing. 1948 01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:07,320 And I can tell you, whoever stands out will win. 1949 01:35:07,400 --> 01:35:10,160 So, I'm going to take over producing your brand-new show 1950 01:35:10,240 --> 01:35:11,520 and meanwhile, 1951 01:35:12,480 --> 01:35:14,400 you run along with your new toy. 1952 01:35:15,080 --> 01:35:17,960 I think by now we're all fed up with stories about shallow men 1953 01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:20,400 who just want to screw around and get their rocks off, 1954 01:35:21,320 --> 01:35:26,080 so maybe it's time we told a story about love and commitment for a change. 1955 01:35:27,840 --> 01:35:30,280 Marcel, sweetheart. 1956 01:35:32,040 --> 01:35:35,920 Now, tell me all your brilliant ideas. In detail, my dear. 1957 01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:37,200 Oh, of course. 1958 01:35:40,320 --> 01:35:41,560 Mothers. 1959 01:35:42,840 --> 01:35:45,560 They just can't help it, that they have to spoil the fun. 1960 01:35:46,560 --> 01:35:47,920 [exhales] 1961 01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:49,120 Have any plans? 1962 01:35:49,759 --> 01:35:50,920 The yacht's waiting. 1963 01:35:51,679 --> 01:35:53,840 Please. Let's get the hell out of here. 1964 01:35:53,920 --> 01:35:55,960 -Galapagos? -[Bogdan] Galapagos? Wait, why? 1965 01:35:56,560 --> 01:35:59,679 -[Aleksander] I'm buying some cell towers. -Towers? Oh my God, he's… Tomek! 1966 01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:02,240 Tomek, did you hear that? Tomek! 1967 01:36:02,320 --> 01:36:04,080 No, Bod… Bodzio. Now, drop it. It's all right. 1968 01:36:04,160 --> 01:36:06,080 Tomek, where are you going? 1969 01:36:06,160 --> 01:36:08,000 Me and my girl got some catching up to do. 1970 01:36:08,080 --> 01:36:11,560 ["Life" by Oliwia Drabik playing] 1971 01:36:11,639 --> 01:36:13,440 [inaudible] 1972 01:36:19,639 --> 01:36:22,200 [Ola] Bodzio! There's a group I found online 1973 01:36:22,280 --> 01:36:23,840 that claims to have discovered a link 1974 01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:27,240 between weather control towers by roads and… 1975 01:36:27,320 --> 01:36:29,000 ♪ Love is here… ♪ 1976 01:36:29,080 --> 01:36:29,920 [Bogdan] And…? 1977 01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:31,040 -[sighs] -[Bogdan chuckles] 1978 01:36:31,120 --> 01:36:33,280 ♪ In every dream I see ♪ 1979 01:36:33,360 --> 01:36:35,040 ♪ In every breath you breathe… ♪ 1980 01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:36,480 [Bogdan] Mm. 1981 01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:38,560 ♪ It's all around… ♪ 1982 01:36:38,639 --> 01:36:40,120 There you are. 1983 01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:41,400 I'm back. 1984 01:36:41,480 --> 01:36:42,800 ♪ Don't you see ♪ 1985 01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:46,040 ♪ I'm living this life for you ♪ 1986 01:36:46,120 --> 01:36:49,160 ♪ And every day we dream ♪ 1987 01:36:49,240 --> 01:36:52,679 ♪ Is reason to be ♪ 1988 01:36:52,759 --> 01:36:56,440 ♪ This is the world for me ♪ 1989 01:36:56,520 --> 01:36:59,200 ♪ For you, for me ♪ 1990 01:36:59,280 --> 01:37:02,960 ♪ This is the place for us ♪ 1991 01:37:03,040 --> 01:37:06,400 ♪ In every moment ♪ 1992 01:37:06,480 --> 01:37:08,920 -♪ Life ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Life ♪ 1993 01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:12,120 -♪ Give me the little love ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Little love ♪ 1994 01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:15,639 -♪ Give me the sweetest kiss ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Sweetest kiss ♪ 1995 01:37:15,719 --> 01:37:19,520 ♪ And from now on to forever ♪ 1996 01:37:19,599 --> 01:37:21,080 ♪ Life ♪ 1997 01:37:25,400 --> 01:37:26,520 [song ends] 1998 01:37:26,599 --> 01:37:27,960 -[Marcel] Mwah! -[chuckling] 1999 01:37:28,440 --> 01:37:29,920 [Marcel] We start shooting in a month. 2000 01:37:30,000 --> 01:37:32,719 God, can't wait. We're so excited, Marcel. 2001 01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:33,639 Ah. 2002 01:37:34,320 --> 01:37:35,200 Best of luck, man! 2003 01:37:35,280 --> 01:37:37,440 -[Marcel] Can't wait to be the cool uncle. -Same to you. 2004 01:37:38,160 --> 01:37:40,320 Okay, so… see you in Warsaw, right? 2005 01:37:40,400 --> 01:37:42,679 -Hell no! You kidding? -Hell no! We're coming with you. 2006 01:37:42,759 --> 01:37:44,360 -You're going with us? -That's right! 2007 01:37:44,440 --> 01:37:46,800 -They're coming with? -Sure, why not? 2008 01:37:46,880 --> 01:37:48,240 Uh, what about 5G towers? 2009 01:37:48,320 --> 01:37:51,080 -It's fine. My conspiracy cleanse worked. -[Ola] We'll come visit soon. 2010 01:37:51,560 --> 01:37:53,160 Well, there you go. 2011 01:37:53,240 --> 01:37:55,080 -[Bogdan] Hey. -[Ola] Aww! 2012 01:37:55,160 --> 01:37:56,440 Let's do it. 2013 01:37:59,960 --> 01:38:01,160 [Ola] Hop! 2014 01:38:04,160 --> 01:38:05,400 [chuckling] 2015 01:38:07,120 --> 01:38:09,080 -Planet Single Forever! -[chuckling] 2016 01:38:10,120 --> 01:38:12,560 -It's the perfect title! -[boat accelerates] 2017 01:38:12,639 --> 01:38:14,599 It'll be a huge hit! 2018 01:38:21,480 --> 01:38:24,440 [dreamy music playing] 2019 01:38:36,200 --> 01:38:37,400 You know, I've been thinking, 2020 01:38:37,480 --> 01:38:40,000 and I have a feeling last night might've been it. 2021 01:38:40,080 --> 01:38:43,320 Yeah, I… I've been feeling hopeful about it. 2022 01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:47,000 [inhales] Whatever happens, we're a team, right? 2023 01:38:47,080 --> 01:38:48,880 [exhales] Always. 2024 01:38:50,639 --> 01:38:52,960 ♪ Love is here ♪ 2025 01:38:53,040 --> 01:38:56,040 ♪ In every dream I see ♪ 2026 01:38:56,120 --> 01:38:59,440 ♪ In every breath you breathe ♪ 2027 01:38:59,520 --> 01:39:02,200 ♪ It's all around ♪ 2028 01:39:03,560 --> 01:39:05,719 ♪ Don't you see ♪ 2029 01:39:05,800 --> 01:39:08,960 ♪ I'm living this life for you ♪ 2030 01:39:09,040 --> 01:39:12,280 ♪ And every day we dream ♪ 2031 01:39:12,360 --> 01:39:15,639 ♪ Is reason to be ♪ 2032 01:39:15,719 --> 01:39:19,400 ♪ This is the world for me ♪ 2033 01:39:19,480 --> 01:39:22,080 ♪ For you, for me ♪ 2034 01:39:22,160 --> 01:39:25,960 ♪ This is the place for us ♪ 2035 01:39:26,040 --> 01:39:29,520 ♪ In every moment ♪ 2036 01:39:29,599 --> 01:39:31,920 -♪ Life ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Life ♪ 2037 01:39:32,000 --> 01:39:35,040 -♪ Give me the little love ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Little love ♪ 2038 01:39:35,120 --> 01:39:38,599 -♪ Give me the sweetest kiss ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Sweetest kiss ♪ 2039 01:39:38,679 --> 01:39:42,160 ♪ And from now on to forever ♪ 2040 01:39:42,240 --> 01:39:44,800 -♪ Life ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Life… ♪ 2041 01:39:44,880 --> 01:39:47,560 -♪ Give me the little love ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Little love ♪ 2042 01:39:47,639 --> 01:39:51,599 -♪ Give me the sweetest kiss ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Sweetest kiss ♪ 2043 01:39:51,679 --> 01:39:55,360 ♪ And from now on to forever ♪ 2044 01:39:55,440 --> 01:39:56,880 ♪ Life ♪ 2045 01:40:07,840 --> 01:40:11,320 ♪ This is the world for me ♪ 2046 01:40:11,400 --> 01:40:14,120 ♪ For you, for me ♪ 2047 01:40:14,200 --> 01:40:17,800 ♪ This is the place for us ♪ 2048 01:40:17,880 --> 01:40:21,160 ♪ In every moment ♪ 2049 01:40:21,240 --> 01:40:23,719 -♪ Life ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Life ♪ 2050 01:40:23,800 --> 01:40:26,960 -♪ Give me the little love ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Little love ♪ 2051 01:40:27,040 --> 01:40:30,440 -♪ Give me the sweetest kiss ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Sweetest kiss ♪ 2052 01:40:30,520 --> 01:40:34,200 ♪ And from now on to forever ♪ 2053 01:40:34,280 --> 01:40:36,719 -♪ Life ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Life ♪ 2054 01:40:36,799 --> 01:40:39,960 -♪ Give me the little love ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Little love ♪ 2055 01:40:40,040 --> 01:40:43,480 -♪ Give me the sweetest kiss ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Sweetest kiss ♪ 2056 01:40:43,560 --> 01:40:47,160 ♪ And from now on to forever ♪ 2057 01:40:47,240 --> 01:40:49,080 ♪ Life ♪ 2058 01:41:00,280 --> 01:41:02,759 [music ends] 2059 01:41:03,520 --> 01:41:07,679 [Greek dance music playing] 2060 01:42:16,360 --> 01:42:17,400 [music ends] music playing]