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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

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["I Was Made For Lovin' You"
by Desmond Child playing]

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[tires squealing]

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♪ Mm yeah ♪

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♪ I was made for loving you, baby ♪

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♪ You were made for loving me ♪

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♪ And I can't get enough of you, baby ♪

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[honking horn]

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♪ Can you get enough of me? ♪

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[horns honking]

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♪ I wanna see you in your eyes ♪

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-[music cuts]
-[doorbell rings]

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[door unlocks, opens]

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[sighing]

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I thought you wouldn't make it in time.

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I always deliver on time.

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Hold on. Hold on.

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Payable on delivery.

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Where's the payment, miss?

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But I don't have any money on me.

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What do you propose we do?

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♪ I was made for loving you, baby ♪

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♪ You were made for loving me ♪

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This package is oversized now.

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♪ Can't you get enough of me? ♪

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[moaning loudly]

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[moaning continues]

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[Monika] It's fake.

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-Screaming too?
-That too. All of it's fake. I know.

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Porn always ends in an orgasm.

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Why's that?

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Where the hell did you find her?

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In Łomża.

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Because it turns guys on.

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[funky beat playing]

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Porn like that is made for guys.

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Guys are turned on when girls scream
like pigs getting slaughtered?

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Not all guys.

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Save your advice.

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I have a feeling you bang with the covers
over your head and the lights off.

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And maybe they're all screaming
because these guys have such giant…

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members.

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Fishing clubs have members.

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There's a difference.
What men have are dicks.

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And yeah, they're giant, which makes
the same guys who get turned on

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by screaming girls they watch in a video

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get a complex
about the size of their penises.

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I don't understand then.

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Do they need to be big or not
to have an orgasm?

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Okay. Let's take a walk.

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[opening theme music playing]

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♪ Don't stop ♪

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♪ Don't stop ♪

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♪ Don't stop ♪

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♪ Don't stop ♪

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People really find this arousing?

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I don't like it.

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-I prefer something like--
-Something what?

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It's meant to turn on guys, not girls.

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I'll wait outside.

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Pop culture distorts the female orgasm
or ignores it altogether.

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Because it's not an easy subject.

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So the size of the equipment
is irrelevant for orgasms?

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I've always thought they had to be long.

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Or be thick or…

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something.

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[romantic music playing]

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♪ Because we're… ♪

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♪ Hey, little one… ♪

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[clicks tongue] I'm not an expert,

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but, uh, ladies usually find
a happy medium.

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That said, I don't keep logs
for those kind of stats. [laughs]

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♪ Just look… ♪

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How may I help you?

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♪ Hey, little one
We're kissing ♪

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[car door opens]

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It's a sex shop but that doesn't mean
you can check out the clientele.

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You mean me?

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Just kidding. Coming?

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No.

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I was just waiting here.

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For my friend.

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There's no point in waiting,
your highness. Live your life.

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Open the door?

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They don't really look much like their,
well, like, uh…

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anatomic equivalents.

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Like penises?

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[whimsical music playing]

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[man scoffs]

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Apparently, a penis, the biological one,

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is not the best shape
for giving a woman pleasure.

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Uh-huh.

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Penises are more for procreation.

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Any pleasure a woman feels
is probably, well, a side effect.

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What I've read.

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Was there one you were interested in?

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All of them.

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Of course,
it's only for scientific reasons.

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Obviously.

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My friend is kinda new to this.

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We need something that is universal.
Nothing too crazy,

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expensive or extravagant.

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Ladies usually ask for this one.

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Great then.

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You take it from here.
I need to go see Krynicki. Bye.

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Should I wrap it for you?

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Mm-hm. Yes, please.

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Card. Contactless.

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[uptempo beat playing]

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We need some of your hardware.

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But we mainly need you.

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Now we have to…

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connect this…

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this…

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and this all together…

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-so that it works.
-What are we trying to measure?

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The subject is going
to pleasure themselves with this.

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I will monitor the readings
on a computer.

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-I see you're really serious.
-I am.

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Research subject, I take it,
will then be you?

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[chip crunches]

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[uptempo beat playing]

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Don't abandon me at such a crucial moment.

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I won't masturbate for shits and giggles.

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Shits and giggles?
It's for research, the project, for me.

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Oh, for you?
Did you even think about me at all?

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-Why can't you just do it yourself?
-This isn't my kind of thing.

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-Every woman can do this thing.
-I'm not… not a good reference.

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-Please, stop.
-But you know I'm a virgin.

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And so what?

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Not everyone has had a boyfriend
since they were 16.

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Some of us are busy with other things.

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-You're not better than me.
-I don't recall saying that I was.

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Me? Better? I'm 23
and I've never even done it.

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I can't do this thing without you.

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-Why do it in the first place?
-Because I want to learn about it.

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Besides, this is…

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it's important for me, for you,
and for women everywhere.

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You don't find orgasms
and sex interesting?

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You don't need them in marriage?

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[fast tempo beat playing]

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Fine. I'm gonna help you.

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Find somebody else, though,
to be your little lab rat.

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All right.

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[machines beeping]

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-[Jabba] Who might you be?
-Me?

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Uh, I'm just helping Natalia sometimes.

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We're in the same classes. That's all.

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Does your whole class
have equally original projects?

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Meaning?

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Well, measuring sexual intercourse
and orgasms.

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I'm developing a gel.

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-A gel?
-Yeah. I wanna create a gel

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with particles that will,
under the influence of Bluetooth waves,

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-change color.
-All right.

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Tell me more.

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Uh, you know, I'm making a mixture
of ionized particles

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that would react
to electromagnetic impulse,

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it would be just a small one,
by changing color in your hair.

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That's clever.

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I'd be happy to try some of that gel.

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But you're…

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bald.

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Not everywhere, man.

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Not everywhere.

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Maybe I could help you out?

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We could meet up somewhere quiet,
talk everything over.

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Uh, I… [chuckles]

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But it's still way too early
in the testing phase.

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Life is a never-ending
testing phase, my dear boy.

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What'll it be?

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-[dramatic beat playing]
-What's going on here?

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-I was just--
-Our friend here was helping me.

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And I'm thinking
our friend was just leaving.

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Yeah, uh, he was.

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Shame. He's a nice boy.

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We agreed on a testing subject.

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[door creaks open, closes]

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Hello, sir!

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Hello there.

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How may I help you?

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I need you to put in the system
you're my project supervisor.

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Great. Okay. What project?
I don't remember your face.

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I work with Natalia.
Not tall, the weird one.

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Uh, yeah. I know.
I always thought that she worked alone.

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Mm, not this time.
This time she needs my help.

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Ah. Maybe it'll be good for her.

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How do you wanna make an algorithm for it?

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-Well--
-I mean, I've been thinking

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and I don't know
how to approach the subject--

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Sex?

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I can help you.

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[sighs]

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It's better to talk outside
about stuff like this.

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Don't make it weird. You're not my type.

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[sighs] What's your plan?

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The sole concept is not enough to pass.
How do you intend to digitize it?

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Will it be like a guide

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or a profiling system
adhering to personal preferences?

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Well, we're gonna test
everything from scratch.

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From scratch?

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From scratch.
Natalia's doing it right now.

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She's good with technology.

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-And your role is?
-The practical application.

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[sighs] Listen…

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If you think you've found a sucker who'll
carry you all the way to your diploma,

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think again. And stuff like that
won't fly with me.

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[phone ringing]

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[Monika] What's up?

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Yes, I'm coming.

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I'm so sorry.

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Natalia needs me right now.
She can't do this without me. See ya.

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You want me to do what now?

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Now, we bought a dildo,
and someone has to test it.

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The dildo is for you, not me.

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You were handling application, right?

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And Paulina?

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Paulina…

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has her period.

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It's just physiology.
It's not that big of a deal.

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All right. [sighs]

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However, the orc has to leave.

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Actually, all of you.

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And if you really want to play like this,
I have toys of my own.

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Why is yours better than my dildo?

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Don't know. I just like mine.

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Can't you just do it with mine?

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We all like different things.
You can't force this on to me.

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Like, you can't just demand someone
to masturbate for the sake of science.

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What other way would you put it?

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I don't know.

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I'm just doing this for you.

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[Natalia] That's not true.
You're doing it to pass the year.

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Okay. It's for me.

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-You're going after me.
-What?

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If you're going to look at me
while I pleasure myself,

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I want to look at you.

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I'm not going to look.
I'll be in the other room.

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-[door shuts]
-And you?

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I'll be at home.

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[funky beat playing]

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[door shuts]

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♪ If you're going to look at me
While I pleasure myself ♪

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♪ I want to look at you ♪

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[computer beeping]

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What the hell…

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[tense piano beat]

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What just happened?

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I can't do it.

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I just can't do it.

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Mm, are you uncomfortable?
Need more privacy?

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I just can't come.

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There's no way.

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I thought I was over it, but I…

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but I can't.

256
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Over what, though? Are you sick?

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Yeah, I feel sick 'cause I only come
when I'm thinking about my ex-boyfriend.

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He's that vampire
that almost broke the door in?

259
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:10,208
You only come for him 'cause you love him?

260
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,583
I mean, I could. I don't know.

261
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:19,583
I can't forget him because I can only come
when I think about him.

262
00:15:25,666 --> 00:15:29,416
So in that case, can't you think about him
just for the experiment?

263
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,041
[music warps, stops]

264
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:35,958
No.

265
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:40,666
I'm fed up with this shit.

266
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,333
[bell rings]

267
00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:47,250
[man] These topics will be
the subject of our next class.

268
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,875
Remember to please read chapter 17.

269
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:53,000
Why are you so glum today?

270
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,208
Will you be my best man?

271
00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:03,208
What? Everybody!

272
00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:05,333
-Mario put a ring on it!
-[Mariusz] Thanks.

273
00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:07,416
[cheering, applause]

274
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:11,125
Not everyone has to know, you know?

275
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:13,208
Seriously, I thought I wouldn't make it.

276
00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:16,291
All the family was watching.
I couldn't stand.

277
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:20,250
It's actually good you have to kneel
of I'd have lost my footing.

278
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:23,000
-What were you afraid of, moron?
-That she'd say no.

279
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,625
Why would she
after you've been dating for so long?

280
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:31,041
She's gotten to know me better now
and could have realized I wasn't it.

281
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:33,041
What, do you think? It's a sure thing?

282
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:36,458
You're really dumb, Mario, you know?

283
00:16:36,541 --> 00:16:39,500
You're an awesome guy, and any girl
would jump at the opportunity.

284
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,208
[romantic music playing]

285
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,833
I don't want any girl. I want her.

286
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
[buzzing]

287
00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:08,625
-[Monika] Hey, I'm here for--
-Konrad. He's at the end of the hall.

288
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:09,541
Hi, Monika.

289
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:13,333
-He's in a meeting, conference room.
-Okay…

290
00:18:13,416 --> 00:18:14,291
[man] Hello.

291
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:17,583
What's up, Monika?

292
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:21,791
[Konrad] We should move forward.
And this time it's serious.

293
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:27,958
Okay, guys, give me five minutes, okay?
And we'll, uh…

294
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,208
Give us two.

295
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:30,958
Two…

296
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:35,625
Just stop it.

297
00:18:36,791 --> 00:18:38,333
What? Thinking about you?

298
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:40,458
-I couldn't if I wanted to.
-Stop lying to yourself.

299
00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:42,541
We are not together.

300
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:45,291
And you came here today
only to tell me that?

301
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,750
-Yes.
-[Konrad] Wow.

302
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:49,791
I came to end this between us,
once and for all.

303
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:50,708
Mm.

304
00:18:50,791 --> 00:18:54,416
Anyway, you were the one who screwed
some girl over a toilet in Ibiza.

305
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,416
so technically, you ended this, right?

306
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,208
I've said I'm sorry, like,
a thousand times, Monika.

307
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:02,000
-What else do you want me to do? What?
-Nothing.

308
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,416
Move on and forget.

309
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:07,291
I'm trying to move on and forget,
but you're not letting me go.

310
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:08,500
Move on?

311
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:10,333
You wanna move on?

312
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:14,083
You're banging random dudes
you don't even like to get back at me.

313
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:15,416
That's the truth here.

314
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,166
Banging?

315
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:22,750
It's my body and my decision.

316
00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:25,083
-I bang people when I want to.
-Mh-hm.

317
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:29,291
Whenever I want. Because it gives me joy
and because it feels nice.

318
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:33,791
No. You only enjoy those guys
because you wanna get even.

319
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,625
-Just get it into your head.
-No.

320
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,250
Get it in your head.

321
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:40,875
-That you still love me.
-You're wrong. I hate you.

322
00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,916
[funky beat playing]

323
00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:12,708
[breathing heavily]

324
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,583
[grunting]

325
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:34,083
[moaning loudly]

326
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:38,458
[both panting]

327
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,083
[screaming]

328
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:09,541
♪ This is love ♪

329
00:21:11,666 --> 00:21:15,125
♪ This is love ♪

330
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:23,166
♪ This isn't sometimes
This is always ♪

331
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:29,583
♪ This isn't maybe
This is always ♪

332
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:35,250
♪ This is love ♪

333
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:36,208
[buzzing]

334
00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:41,666
♪ The real beginning
Love forever ♪

335
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:47,541
♪ This isn't just Midsummer madness ♪

336
00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:50,083
[sighs]

337
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:55,416
♪ A passing glow
A moment's gladness ♪

338
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:58,416
♪ Oh yes ♪

339
00:21:58,916 --> 00:22:01,208
♪ This is love ♪

340
00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:08,291
♪ I knew it on the night we met ♪

341
00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:10,125
[breathing heavily]

342
00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:12,541
♪ You tied a string ♪

343
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:16,125
♪ Around my heart ♪

344
00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:22,541
♪ So how can I forget you ♪

345
00:22:23,541 --> 00:22:26,666
♪ With every kiss I know ♪

346
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:28,541
-Darling?
-[music slows down, stops]

347
00:22:28,625 --> 00:22:29,708
Mariusz? I was just…

348
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:33,166
No! You don't have to explain yourself.

349
00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:36,458
-It's not what you think.
-Let's just forget about it. Um.

350
00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:40,500
I was home a lot earlier than normal and…

351
00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:42,291
[quick tempo beat playing]

352
00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:44,875
-You have secrets, too, you know.
-What?

353
00:22:46,791 --> 00:22:48,416
You watch porn.

354
00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:55,541
To find out how to give you pleasure.
How am I supposed to know how to do that?

355
00:22:58,291 --> 00:23:00,500
Besides, watching porn is one thing.
And you…

356
00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:03,000
-What exactly is the difference?
-A huge one!

357
00:23:03,666 --> 00:23:05,000
[scoffs]

358
00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:12,208
-Where are you going?
-To the church. I need time to think.

359
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:13,125
[door slams]

360
00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:16,291
[melancholy music playing]

361
00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:28,083
How's the new experiment?

362
00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:29,833
[Natalia] A failure.

363
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,416
-What do you want me to do?
-[Jabba] You tell me.

364
00:23:34,208 --> 00:23:35,708
What wasn't working? The sensors?

365
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:38,500
For the sensors to even work,
they need some input.

366
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,708
And my friends
all have their own problems.

367
00:23:41,916 --> 00:23:44,166
I just don't get this orgasm thing at all.

368
00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:48,291
Maybe you bypass emotions.

369
00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:50,958
[quick tempo beat playing]

370
00:23:51,041 --> 00:23:51,958
How?

371
00:23:52,041 --> 00:23:54,125
Maybe you just need to find a…

372
00:23:54,958 --> 00:23:57,500
universal key with technology…

373
00:23:58,458 --> 00:24:00,125
for unlocking the female orgasm.

374
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:03,458
Universal key?

375
00:24:04,208 --> 00:24:07,333
Something like a set of pliers.
Nothing that can't loosen.

376
00:24:07,416 --> 00:24:09,875
It can be done with orgasms as well.

377
00:24:15,416 --> 00:24:16,791
Never give up.

378
00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:18,416
Can you forge a signature?

379
00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:24,250
What is this?

380
00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:27,458
I need to use the 3D printing lab.

381
00:24:28,458 --> 00:24:29,458
At this hour?

382
00:24:29,958 --> 00:24:33,833
I'd much rather sit at home and watch TV,
but my graduation won't wait.

383
00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:36,458
This is a form
that was signed by Dr. Krynicki.

384
00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:37,958
Mm-hm.

385
00:24:46,041 --> 00:24:47,041
This stays here.

386
00:24:47,541 --> 00:24:48,500
[church bell tolls]

387
00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:52,625
God bless.

388
00:24:53,416 --> 00:24:54,541
One problem.

389
00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:56,875
-I've sinned.
-You regret?

390
00:24:57,666 --> 00:24:58,500
I do.

391
00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:02,208
I don't know how to talk
with my fiancé about sex.

392
00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:06,083
But sex is being practiced?

393
00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:09,375
Yes.

394
00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:11,125
The fiancé?

395
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,333
-I mean, before marriage?
-Yeah, but I'm not talking about that.

396
00:25:15,958 --> 00:25:18,208
I don't know how to improve it.

397
00:25:18,291 --> 00:25:19,125
[gasps]

398
00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:21,166
[funky beat playing]

399
00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:25,291
-At first I thought it was my fault--
-You're both at fault. Extramarital--

400
00:25:25,375 --> 00:25:29,958
And I thought I was having the problems
with achieving pleasure, but now,

401
00:25:30,041 --> 00:25:33,291
I think it's rather about him
not giving it to me they way I need.

402
00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:35,000
Do you understand, Father?

403
00:25:37,125 --> 00:25:39,291
-So I tried masturbating.
-[priest exhales]

404
00:25:39,375 --> 00:25:44,375
And I know for sure that I have
bigger needs than simply him. And…

405
00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:46,291
[sighs]

406
00:25:49,208 --> 00:25:50,500
I don't know.

407
00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:54,208
Father, what would you say
to your partner?

408
00:26:04,541 --> 00:26:07,458
[phone vibrating]

409
00:26:07,541 --> 00:26:10,250
-Geez, what is it?
-[Natalia] Come over here, please.

410
00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:12,750
Why do you always have to call
when I'm in church?

411
00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:16,208
Why do you pick up in church?
Come to the university. It's urgent.

412
00:26:16,291 --> 00:26:22,041
THERE IS AN EXAM WAITING FOR ALL OF US
THAT DOESN'T ALLOW FOR ANY RETAKES.

413
00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:24,250
All right. Coming.

414
00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:58,791
Pretty cool.

415
00:27:00,416 --> 00:27:01,583
What is that thing?

416
00:27:01,666 --> 00:27:03,333
Our key to success.

417
00:27:03,416 --> 00:27:05,000
-It's big.
-No photos.

418
00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:07,625
[phone beeping]

419
00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:09,291
Can we even be down here?

420
00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:11,916
It's been handled.

421
00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:13,583
What for?

422
00:27:14,208 --> 00:27:17,583
I know that orgasms aren't
just reactions to the physiological,

423
00:27:17,666 --> 00:27:20,208
they're also emotional and psychological.

424
00:27:20,291 --> 00:27:24,916
I don't have the time
to provide sex therapy for my subjects.

425
00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:30,791
Subjects of my friendship and cooperation.

426
00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:34,458
That is why I need a measuring device.

427
00:27:34,541 --> 00:27:36,875
-I want to do a dry run.
-You can't do it dry.

428
00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:38,375
Speaking technologically.

429
00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:41,250
It's like an ECG machine.
It monitors your heartbeat,

430
00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:43,625
and not what mood you're in at the moment.

431
00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:45,500
Is it possible with orgasm?

432
00:27:45,583 --> 00:27:48,916
[sighs] Just trust me, I'm an engineer.

433
00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:52,833
We have to create
a perfect meter for orgasms.

434
00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:56,583
So, what should it look like,
based on personal experience?

435
00:27:57,666 --> 00:27:59,041
Eighteen centimeters?

436
00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:00,500
Only?

437
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:04,708
Well, any longer could cause problems
in some positions.

438
00:28:04,791 --> 00:28:07,458
I prefer shorter ones for doggy style.
Paula?

439
00:28:08,916 --> 00:28:09,750
Yeah?

440
00:28:10,416 --> 00:28:12,708
-I prefer longer ones.
-I'll put 20 in.

441
00:28:14,708 --> 00:28:16,666
Twenty-two, just to be sure.

442
00:28:18,916 --> 00:28:20,416
Core diameter?

443
00:28:21,625 --> 00:28:22,791
How thick should it be?

444
00:28:23,458 --> 00:28:24,291
This big?

445
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,375
Four centimeters.

446
00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:30,166
Any additional features?
Thicker at the base? Ribbed?

447
00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:31,666
Draw it for me.

448
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:38,375
That would surely help a bit here.
And a twirly thing at the tip.

449
00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:41,625
Give me that! Can you even draw at all?

450
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,000
-Something like that, right?
-Perfect.

451
00:28:51,458 --> 00:28:52,500
All right.

452
00:28:52,583 --> 00:28:54,208
[music rises dramatically]

453
00:28:57,791 --> 00:29:00,375
[printer whirring]

454
00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:05,083
[beeping]

455
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:14,541
-Maybe it takes a moment.
-Maybe it shouldn't be that long.

456
00:29:17,041 --> 00:29:18,083
Or that thick.

457
00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:24,666
All right. Changing parameters.

458
00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:28,833
[quick tempo beat playing]

459
00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:34,000
You still don't have anyone to study,
so it's a terrible idea.

460
00:29:34,083 --> 00:29:36,666
I'm not going to spread my legs
for science anymore.

461
00:29:37,458 --> 00:29:38,291
And I can't.

462
00:29:39,958 --> 00:29:43,625
Besides, I have to go or Mariusz might
actually think I'm cheating on him.

463
00:29:44,125 --> 00:29:45,458
It might do you some good.

464
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,708
What do you know
about relationships anyway?

465
00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:52,291
You got me.

466
00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:55,458
Nothing. Especially long-term ones.
I'm sorry.

467
00:29:56,166 --> 00:29:57,833
Okay, I'm going as well.

468
00:29:58,541 --> 00:30:02,083
I picked up shifts at the bar.
I'm a fucking businesswoman.

469
00:30:03,708 --> 00:30:04,541
[door opens]

470
00:30:06,291 --> 00:30:07,250
[door clicks shut]

471
00:30:11,791 --> 00:30:13,541
[sighs]

472
00:30:14,041 --> 00:30:17,666
Honey, it's not what it looks like.

473
00:30:18,291 --> 00:30:21,083
I just wanted to try out the…

474
00:30:21,791 --> 00:30:22,625
[sighs]

475
00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:24,583
…the device.

476
00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:30,708
Just, uh, because the two of us
are getting married doesn't mean we can't…

477
00:30:31,416 --> 00:30:34,000
add some spice to our sex life, and…

478
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:37,166
maybe when we're finally married, we…

479
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:41,083
A married couple can do anything we want.

480
00:30:42,583 --> 00:30:46,083
That's why I tried to use the, um, dildo.

481
00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:48,375
I really love your…

482
00:30:49,041 --> 00:30:49,958
your…

483
00:30:51,208 --> 00:30:52,250
your, um…

484
00:30:52,833 --> 00:30:54,583
your thing, but sometimes…

485
00:30:54,666 --> 00:30:56,833
[romantic music playing]

486
00:30:56,916 --> 00:30:59,333
My wife doesn't like
for me to drink inside.

487
00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,416
I get it.

488
00:31:09,666 --> 00:31:11,708
-Dutch courage.
-Yeah.

489
00:31:11,791 --> 00:31:13,583
[quick beat building]

490
00:31:13,666 --> 00:31:15,666
[romantic music playing]

491
00:31:19,541 --> 00:31:22,083
Uh, what is the special occasion?

492
00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:26,791
Every day I spend with you
is a special occasion.

493
00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:35,625
The occasion is that I'm in love with you.

494
00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:42,375
I want to keep you with me
for as long as possible,

495
00:31:43,125 --> 00:31:44,500
so you don't run away.

496
00:31:51,708 --> 00:31:53,750
It's just the project with Natalia.

497
00:31:53,833 --> 00:31:56,666
Besides, I need to show up at the dorm,
every now and then,

498
00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:01,125
so the concierge knows me
in case my parents come to visit.

499
00:32:01,208 --> 00:32:02,291
Or something…

500
00:32:03,083 --> 00:32:04,416
What is the project?

501
00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:12,083
It's just research.

502
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Relationships.

503
00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:16,500
App. That kind of stuff.

504
00:32:18,666 --> 00:32:20,250
What's it got to do with chemistry?

505
00:32:24,666 --> 00:32:26,125
So much, Mariusz.

506
00:32:27,458 --> 00:32:28,583
So much.

507
00:32:34,708 --> 00:32:35,541
[beeping]

508
00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:47,708
DO NOT TOUCH!
RESEARCH TOOL

509
00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:04,166
Why so sad?

510
00:33:04,791 --> 00:33:05,625
Rough day.

511
00:33:06,708 --> 00:33:08,708
Maybe I could help cheer you up?

512
00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:14,083
-Just don't. You're not my type.
-No? What's your type then?

513
00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:16,916
That guy.

514
00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:20,625
Ah.

515
00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:23,541
Okay.

516
00:33:23,625 --> 00:33:24,583
All right.

517
00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:40,375
[man] Hey, how was it?

518
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:43,166
Working?

519
00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:45,291
What?

520
00:33:45,375 --> 00:33:46,625
Dildo working?

521
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:56,583
Dildo work out?

522
00:33:57,166 --> 00:33:59,166
Mm, don't know. Wasn't for me.

523
00:33:59,250 --> 00:34:00,958
You go out of business?

524
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:02,166
No.

525
00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:04,166
-Packing stuff for the expo.
-What for?

526
00:34:04,666 --> 00:34:07,083
Uh, because there's an expo?

527
00:34:13,916 --> 00:34:19,166
You think people at the expo
would like to, you know, mm…

528
00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:21,958
to use a kind of a special new dildo?
To try it out?

529
00:34:23,416 --> 00:34:24,750
Probably., they would.

530
00:34:25,875 --> 00:34:27,458
How would you convince them?

531
00:34:27,541 --> 00:34:29,291
Why would it take convincing?

532
00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:32,291
I need to find a way
to convince my friends to test…

533
00:34:32,375 --> 00:34:34,125
this special new dildo.

534
00:34:34,208 --> 00:34:37,000
-What for?
-A scientific experiment about it.

535
00:34:37,083 --> 00:34:39,333
Adam! Move your ass!

536
00:34:39,416 --> 00:34:40,458
I'm coming!

537
00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:43,291
Jesus, is that your boss?

538
00:34:43,375 --> 00:34:44,375
Unfortunately.

539
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:49,125
-Is she allowed to talk to you like that?
-She is. 'Cause she's my sister.

540
00:34:49,625 --> 00:34:52,125
Oh, I almost forgot.

541
00:34:52,833 --> 00:34:53,958
Adam.

542
00:34:54,041 --> 00:34:55,791
Ah, that's right. Natalia.

543
00:34:56,625 --> 00:34:58,291
So, what's this experiment?

544
00:34:58,791 --> 00:35:00,666
Mm, I need data on how people,

545
00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:03,208
technically just females in particular,
reach orgasm.

546
00:35:03,291 --> 00:35:06,000
-Like William Masters?
-Yeah. Who?

547
00:35:06,708 --> 00:35:07,958
He's known for studying

548
00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:10,875
people's physiological reactions
during intercourse.

549
00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:13,666
Researching live subjects,
I guess you could say.

550
00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:16,125
And people would just come to him
for the study?

551
00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:17,750
Yeah.

552
00:35:17,833 --> 00:35:20,416
He convinced them somehow,
but, uh, I don't know,

553
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:23,666
he had his own lab
and decent conditions.

554
00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:25,833
I think he recorded them during…

555
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:27,583
during…

556
00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:31,125
you know what.

557
00:35:32,916 --> 00:35:34,916
[funky beat playing]

558
00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:51,041
What's up?

559
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,541
We'll hang a curtain here.
Or we could put a nice screen here.

560
00:35:55,625 --> 00:35:56,875
Here, another curtain.

561
00:35:56,958 --> 00:35:59,041
All the cables will go along the floor.

562
00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:00,041
What?

563
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,833
[Natalia] I have a brilliant idea.

564
00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:03,250
Oh God, a new one?

565
00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:06,250
I know how to acquire more data records.

566
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:10,458
And optimize the sampling method
necessary to generate the data we need

567
00:36:10,541 --> 00:36:13,166
to get an analysis with the algorithm.

568
00:36:14,291 --> 00:36:15,833
Again, in my language?

569
00:36:15,916 --> 00:36:19,166
We'll set up a laboratory
for masturbation.

570
00:36:19,250 --> 00:36:20,583
A Masturbatory.

571
00:36:22,666 --> 00:36:27,166
It'll be available for female students
to, well, you know what,

572
00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:30,666
in exchange for data
about their you know what.

573
00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:35,083
I'll think about it because that seems
like it breaks lots of rules.

574
00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:36,708
Oh, come on.

575
00:36:38,791 --> 00:36:40,166
There'll be no trouble.

576
00:36:52,125 --> 00:36:53,250
♪ Copulation Station ♪

577
00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:56,750
THE BROWNIE SCOUTS

578
00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:58,041
[beeping]

579
00:37:14,083 --> 00:37:16,083
[closing theme music playing]
at seems
like it breaks lots of rules.