A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
Hello there. Uh, have pepper spray?
For people or animals?
In this country, people are animals.
This one releases a cloud.
This one produces foam.
And this one has a really good range.
This forms a gel.
It does its job in any weather conditions.
Sounds fine. That's the one.
All in all, I'm confident in the gel.
37.50 zloty.
-Would you like a bag too? -No, that's all right.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
HAND-HELD ENDOSCOPE
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
DO YOU HAVE SEX OFTEN?
DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE AN ORGASM?
NOT ENOUGH VARIABLES
-We're treading water. -What's that?
Your questionnaire has 20 questions.
You meant my kick-ass questionnaire?
Your kick-ass questionnaire is only 20 questions long.
So that's only 20 variables for the app. We're going in circles.
Are we going in circles or treading water?
We know that a girl who has experienced an orgasm before
has a higher chance of coming.
We also know that stress for girls makes them less likely to come.
On the other hand, there are girls that need sex before an exam
because it releases tension.
Aren't we really clever?
We have 20 variables in total,
which means that women who use the app are 20 steps closer to reaching orgasm.
It's a good app.
Just good isn't enough. I want the best.
-Sex has no guarantees. -Why not?
'Cause it's more than physiology and feelings.
What else is it?
Spiritual experience.
Got any plans at three?
-We're on the Copulation Station. -Now you're not.
-So, I'm doing what? -We're going to see my mother.
What for?
You'll see.
I think the year was 1960.
Or close.
We were having a…
conference in Zakopane.
Uh, I don't remember the exact date. It's…
Uh… mm…
We were wondering what to…
to call the thing that we were doing.
Uh, up until then, we used to call it
the electronic computing technique.
-Psst. Hey. -We had a choice of names…
But a friend said that the French called it informatique.
Poor girl had to pay for a sexpo to get it.
Watch.
What a surprise.
…we decided that in Polish we would call it something similar: Informatyka .
CLOSED
-What do you mean "out of order"? -We're going on a trip today.
I won't have it.
My boyfriend is on a train from Sieradz, just to see me.
-I only have today for sex. -What can I get for you?
-I'll have a sandwich with sex. -Oh!
-Cheese! -Oh! You're that famous girl.
Look at that.
Sorry, I can't help you today.
All because of that dumb GIF?
Ignore that.
In this country,
if a woman is interested in sex, she's considered a whore.
If she doesn't have sex, they say she's a prude.
Either way, you're screwed. Want my advice?
Do what you want. Screw them!
Exactly.
Okay.
I'll figure something out with the Copulation Station.
Hey. No!
That right there…
And then…
That one right there.
Let's see what you can do.
All clear!
What are these lovely drawings?
They're nothing.
Filthy!
I'm finished.
Ladies and gentlemen.
It's thirty minutes before time.
Are these tests too difficult for you?
Or are you just too stupid to do them?
-The test was truly pretty difficult. -Stop defending them.
All they ever want to do is party,
drink,
and take narcotics.
Follow Paulina and the example she's setting.
Someone who appreciates her education.
What a buzzkill.
WATCH COPULATION STATION.
OFF WITH MONIKA, SOMETHING SPIRITUAL AT 3:00 PM. AT HER MOM'S.
GOING WITH YOU. I WANT TO EXPERIENCE SOMETHING AT 3:00 TOO.
FIND SOMEONE ELSE!
Dirty underwear vending machines are in Japan.
In this country, if you want used clothes, go to a thrift shop.
We don't and will never sell that. Thank you.
-Hey! -Oh, hey there!
Will you help me?
Thank you.
Let's go somewhere.
We have an apple, but we'll save that.
Chocolate bar, another bar, and…
one more chocolate bar.
I see you're keeping a balanced diet.
Recently, I quit smoking, so now I eat.
All the time.
Everything.
It's cool you came.
I was wondering, are you free?
I am.
And you?
Not today. That's the problem. That's why I'm here.
Your job is simple.
The schedule with the pairs is the most important thing.
You can't let anyone not on the list in or there'll be hell.
And after every rendez-vous you have to…
make sure that each and every girl fills in the questionnaire.
Okay.
If you need snacks or get hungry or… I got you this.
Thank you.
Thanks for helping.
That's no problem. Promise the pleasure's mine.
-There was no flirting. -There was flirting.
And it was so cute, pure, and innocent.
Sorry I'm so late.
You both use a seat belt. I don't have car insurance.
Maybe buy it?
How would I? I'm a poor little student now.
Fuck! Gotta be kidding me!
This is bullshit.
The hell?
Unbelievable. What the fuck is that?
A whorehouse! Whorehouses everywhere!
Violet. You go!
There were…
so many fancy volts down there.
It's a funny thing.
I didn't know it had so many overlapping planes there.
If I had known it was so beautiful,
I'd have let myself be touched down there. A lot wanted to.
I never allowed them.
I always thought it was ugly.
Mm, I don't know how to find the words to describe it exactly.
Every one of you sees it differently.
Intriguing.
Like, my face.
I've seen it in a mirror a million times, but my pussy…
Hi.
-Hello. -Good day.
If you could make some room, please.
I'll scoot over. You can squeeze right in.
Hey!
You three came at the ideal moment.
We're experiencing…
the miracle…
of the vagina.
I want you to imagine that your breathing…
relaxes your body.
Breathe in…
and breathe out.
The exhale awakens inner strength.
Breathe in…
Your pelvis. Good. Really good. Relax your neck.
And breathe out.
Ah.
Sway your arms. Relax.
Yeah, like a pendulum. Go.
Sway. Sway. Sway. Sway.
Breathe in.
Would you like to breathe with us today, huh?
Know what? Think I'm good.
And breathe out.
I'm so sorry, but I think I peed a bit.
-That's good. dear. Fantastic. -Yeah?
Yes! That means it's working.
Listen, if any of your are feeling problems from urinary incontinence,
just relax.
Urine is a woman's strength, woman's power!
It's your most precious bodily fluid!
And now it's time to breathe in with our vaginas.
Amen.
We should not mind our sins, but look instead at the faith of your Church.
Let the Lord's peace always be with you.
And with you as well.
Let us offer the sign of peace.
Peace be with you.
-Yo, peace, my man. -Peace, my man.
-Forest, maybe? -No.
-At the beach. -No.
-In the middle of bungee jumping? -Bungeeing, no.
I want a normal wedding in church.
But it's boring.
-Classic, though. -One more round.
-Hey, man. -Hey, man.
Uh, the family already arrived.
-You playing without me again? -Okay.
Only one more round. I'll be down.
Let's finish this one later. You should go. I have a funeral.
Wait a minute.
What's going on?
-I have… -Thank you.
…problems with Paulina.
Or she's got them. I don't know.
You should find out then.
From her.
How?
You want me to tell you how to talk to your fiancée?
Yeah.
No way.
You know her the best.
The thing is, I don't really think that I do anymore.
If she's really changing, get to know her once again.
Later.
I see someone is cheating.
What do you mean?
Give me that, please.
Now, let's breathe in.
-Vagina? -No, let's do a normal one. Your lungs.
Better?
No.
And why not?
I'm not sure if I've been sinning.
Sinning?
Well, being here today.
And do you feel bad here?
No, I feel really good here.
Are you hurting someone by being here?
No.
Okay, here's the deal. For today,
you will be absolved.
I'll have a chat with the goddesses on my end and sort something out.
Okay.
Break is over. Come on.
Ladies, we're resuming the class now.
From the labia, breathe deeply.
Now deeper and deeper and deeper. To the bottom of the pelvis.
Very good. Good. We hold it. And we exhale loudly, all as one.
And again. Breathe in.
Long and deep. Keep pulling that breath in.
And breathe out.
Very good, one more time.
From the bottom up. Oh, pull your labia, hold it and exhale like a waterfall.
Give yourself a smile. One more time.
Fuck everything!
Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Don't let it out!
And breathe out.
It's stupid.
Shameful.
We get inside our heads.
In the meantime, our bodies cry out for pleasure!
Begging for it!
We're waiting for somebody to finally touch our body,
sometimes for months or years.
Sometimes even a lifetime.
Why do we not caress ourselves, not cradle ourselves?
Why don't we enjoy feeling the warmth of our skin?
Each of our hairs, 100,000 of them, yearning to be touched.
What part of the body do you choose?
Right here.
Here what? On your palm. We always forget about it.
No, I'm not going to stroke my own hand.
And why not?
-I came here for another reason. -What's that?
I want to learn how to make a woman reach an orgasm.
That's great.
So, how then?
Well then, first off, every woman must start with stroking her own hand.
So as to give it the most pleasure she can.
I don't get it.
No.
Every woman should know exactly what brings her pleasure.
Only then, can she pursue it.
Hmm.
That's good. That's good.
Don't forget to breathe in and out.
And to wrap up, please repeat after me.
-I here promise… -I here promise…
…that I'll take care of myself.
And that I will nurture…
the garden of my passion.
And that I will nurture the garden of my passion.
And next week,
I'm going to transfer money to the account of the Academy of Mindfulness.
Namaste.
Thank you very much.
Oh. Oh!
-I'll miss you. -I'll miss you.
Super work, bravo. Bravo!
Ah. Ah!
That's enough. Shoo. Shoo. Shoo, shoo.
Monika.
What's up?
You're not saying thank you?
No.
You're so great, wise and perfect that I can't stand it anymore.
What would you have me be?
Normal.
It's bad that I see more and I feel more?
Just be normal.
You are not a child anymore.
But I am still a child.
Yours.
I know.
And I love you more than anything.
You judge me more than anything.
Not right now, please. Just a sec.
No, I'm done.
Come on.
I ATE ALL THE CANDY. I AM A WEAK MAN WITH NO AMBITION.
I've had enough for one day.
But you'll give us a lift downtown?
Yeah but on the condition that you promise not to talk.
I'm going back to the dorm.
-I'm going home. -And I need to eat.
Bye.
-You can't stay here. -Hmm?
-You cannot stay here. -Why?
I have to change it.
-No. -Yes, you have to go.
-But where? -I don't know, man.
-You go. -Look.
Hey there.
Oh, okay.
Uh, but still, it's unhygienic.
Calm down, Grześ.
Jelly worm.
-Here you go. -Oh, yeah. That's right.
No, no, no, no!
Son of a bitch!
Fuck this!
Hey.
Sorry, it's not ready yet. Gimme a minute?
Yeah, sure. May I wait here?
Yeah, I don't mind.
Natalia hired you, right?
I'm helping her as a friend.
Word of warning: I know she's not all that friendly.
That's not what I've seen.
Just saying.
What's your detergent?
-What? -Oh, your detergent.
Not sure.
-Um, because I may be allergic. -Oh.
I can tell if I'm allergic to this by smelling it.
Seriously?
I'm allergic to this detergent.
Damn it, um, so maybe bring your own sheets the next time?
-Well, I'll leave you two alone then. -Why? What for?
-Well, for the science. -No. I was registered with Teddy.
Ah. I got my time slot confused, so…
Bye.
Natalia.
Uh-oh, uh. What are you doing here?
We need to talk, please.
-About? -Paulinka.
Paulinka? Nobody calls her that.
What should I call her then, use her full name?
What's going on, Mariusz?
Let's go inside, okay?
Oh, Natalia! Hi!
-Hey. -Hi. Super! It was super.
We would really like to thank you--
If you want a neutral conversation, we need a neutral place.
Oh, okay.
Tying to bribe me with sugar?
I don't know what I'm doing.
In the face of, in the face of everything going on.
What's going on?
This is.
That's a high number of selfies, Mariusz.
Paulin…
Paulina, she's been changing and it's hard for me to understand why.
Trying porn now?
Vibrators?
She's hardly ever even home now and…
it's becoming a bit too much and I'm worried.
What's too much is that you're spying.
Is Paulina, is she-- she all right?
She has a life of her own.
Okay, but we're getting married soon and…
we'll get even closer married.
I'm scared.
Well, you're not the only one.
Paulina is just 23 and she's getting married.
It's a huge decision.
She has the right to feel confused about it.
Stop following her.
Unless you finally decide to talk to her like a normal person.
Let's keep this between the two of us.
I won't tell her about your selfies.
Thank you.
I expected you to show a little bit more enthusiasm.
About what exactly? The burrata?
And that.
I meant for the position I offered you.
Marek, it's a really big challenge. Of course I'm happy.
What's wrong then?
It's a job for Monika. It's not mine.
Monika doesn't want it.
Are you sure?
I am.
Monika doesn't want what's good for her.
She has to finally grow up.
Maybe you're right there.
Eat.
Not "maybe." I know I'm right, as always. Unfortunately, I'm right.
This one, please.
This? Would you like it wrapped?
-Yes, it's a present. -Yes. For whom?
My mother.
Your mother. Yes, of course.
We even have ready-made inscriptions.
Here you are, ma'am.
"For the best mother."
"To my dear mother."
Or…
"Thank you, Mother."
Can I have a pen, please?
Yes, of course.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
I THOUGHT IT THROUGH, BE UNIQUE
That'll be 399 zlotys. By card?
Keep the change.
Thanks for the help.
You can count on me.
All right.
I mean, for science.
I knew that.
And other things.
Well…
goodbye.
Bye.
-Later then. -Goodbye.
-What did you do today? -Um…
You first.
Yeah?
Um…
I had field exercises today.
Then we had classes, training, and…
Paulina? Is everything okay between u--
Fuck.
Just eat mine.
I'll…
pick up a shish kebab on my way to the gym.
CLASSES WILD INTIMACY
SIGN UP
SIGNED UP
DO YOU KNOW WHAT…
GIVES YOU PLEASURE?
It's self-service today.
CAN YOU GIVE YOURSELF AN ORGASM?
INTUITIVE BREATHING
AWAKEN YOUR INNER SHE-WOLF
I'll see you soon too.
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-Are you okay, man? -Yes!
-Are you sure? -Fuck off!
Okay.
WIENER
Careful…
you might produce some other kind of gel.
DO YOU LIKE
YOUR BODY?
IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU TODAY.
YOU TOO:) D TO SEE YOU TODAY.