1 00:00:05,958 --> 00:00:08,958 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000 [relaxing music playing] 3 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:29,208 [Joanna] Oh. 4 00:00:29,791 --> 00:00:30,958 [cymbal chimes] 5 00:00:31,041 --> 00:00:32,083 Wait, what's wrong? 6 00:00:32,625 --> 00:00:34,750 [Joanna] I haven't seen this for a while. 7 00:00:35,541 --> 00:00:36,500 Seen what? 8 00:00:37,416 --> 00:00:39,166 Such a big blockage of Vishuddha. 9 00:00:39,958 --> 00:00:40,958 Where? 10 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,916 [Joanna] In your throat chakra. 11 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,958 The energy in your body doesn't flow as it should. 12 00:00:46,041 --> 00:00:47,541 We'll unblock it in a second. 13 00:00:47,625 --> 00:00:48,791 Will you help me? 14 00:00:50,958 --> 00:00:51,791 How? 15 00:00:53,041 --> 00:00:55,583 Start repeating a simple word over and over. 16 00:00:57,083 --> 00:00:58,083 I don't know a word. 17 00:00:58,166 --> 00:01:00,166 Oh, "know." That one's a good word. 18 00:01:00,791 --> 00:01:01,625 Know? 19 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:04,083 Hmmm, say it. 20 00:01:05,708 --> 00:01:06,666 [inhales] 21 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:07,583 Know. 22 00:01:08,750 --> 00:01:09,583 Longer. 23 00:01:10,166 --> 00:01:11,375 [inhales] 24 00:01:11,458 --> 00:01:13,583 Know. 25 00:01:13,666 --> 00:01:14,625 Louder. 26 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:18,416 Knooow. 27 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:19,333 [phone beeps] 28 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:21,750 Excuse me for a moment. 29 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:29,333 I'm sorry, I have to go now. 30 00:01:29,416 --> 00:01:31,083 [beat playing] 31 00:01:34,041 --> 00:01:36,625 There are less buses today because it's a holiday. 32 00:01:37,875 --> 00:01:39,583 [inhales] 33 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:45,875 -Thank you for having me today, ma'am. -Not ma'am. Joanna. 34 00:01:47,291 --> 00:01:48,416 Unity hug. 35 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:52,333 ♪ Today is the day of the Resurrection ♪ 36 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:56,375 ♪ We are filled with hope and joy ♪ 37 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:58,208 LOVE 38 00:01:58,291 --> 00:02:00,041 ♪ Let us thank you Lord along ♪ 39 00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:02,291 -Thank you. -[woman] Have a good day. 40 00:02:02,375 --> 00:02:04,666 REMEMBER, EASTER BRUNCH TODAY, 1 PM 41 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:08,166 ♪ There's an amazing night ahead of us ♪ 42 00:02:08,791 --> 00:02:10,791 ♪ Believe in the power Of the Resurrection ♪ 43 00:02:10,875 --> 00:02:12,541 HOLIDAYS IN POLAND EASTER SUNDAY 44 00:02:12,625 --> 00:02:16,833 ♪ The Heavens are filled With songs of glory ♪ 45 00:02:16,916 --> 00:02:22,125 ♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪ 46 00:02:22,791 --> 00:02:25,000 [chatter] 47 00:02:29,708 --> 00:02:30,541 Hey. 48 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:35,125 -[Mariusz] More or less right here. -[man] Hi there! 49 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:37,500 -[Paulina] Hi. -Hello, honey! 50 00:02:37,583 --> 00:02:39,250 -Just a sec. -I'll be right there, Mama. 51 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:42,291 [woman] Where does Mariusz keep his bowls? I can't find any. 52 00:02:42,375 --> 00:02:44,666 [woman 2] How would she know? She doesn't live here. 53 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:45,833 Excuse me. Excuse me. 54 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,500 [Paulina] Hey, Mama. 55 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,625 Sorry, it's hard to get here from the dorm during the holiday. 56 00:02:51,708 --> 00:02:54,416 You could've taken a taxi for a special occasion. 57 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,291 [woman] Paweł sit at the table. Here you go. 58 00:02:57,375 --> 00:03:00,291 It's a small apartment. They should look for a bigger one. 59 00:03:00,375 --> 00:03:02,125 Now? With these prices… I don't know. 60 00:03:02,208 --> 00:03:05,000 -If they have kids-- -[woman] Not if. When they have kids! 61 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:08,083 Oh yeah, a baby will pop up the minute they move in together. 62 00:03:08,166 --> 00:03:10,333 -[laughs] It's true! -[woman] Come on, Zygmunt! 63 00:03:10,416 --> 00:03:12,791 Would the man of the house like to say the prayer? 64 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:17,291 All right. In the name of the Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost. Amen. 65 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:20,833 Finish it, sir. Spare me the shame! 66 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:26,625 [dramatic music playing] 67 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,083 How are you doing, dear? 68 00:03:30,666 --> 00:03:33,375 -All right. -I was asking Natalia, Mom. 69 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:34,916 I'm great. 70 00:03:35,666 --> 00:03:37,666 -[mother] Still the same dean? -[Natalia] The same. 71 00:03:39,791 --> 00:03:41,000 How's the project? 72 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:43,125 ♪ To… to… to the Copulation Station ♪ 73 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:45,333 Good, but do we have to talk about school? 74 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:48,333 I don't know. What should we talk about? 75 00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:51,375 [sighs] I don't know, Mother. 76 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:53,625 For example, how you're doing. 77 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:56,125 [funky beat playing] 78 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:58,833 You know. 79 00:04:00,458 --> 00:04:01,666 I don't, actually. 80 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:09,083 -I'll do the dishes. -No, I'll do it. 81 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:12,291 No, no no. I haven't finished eating. This is… 82 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:19,000 [typing] 83 00:04:24,791 --> 00:04:26,083 [phone chimes] 84 00:04:27,791 --> 00:04:28,750 [Monika] Seriously? 85 00:04:30,416 --> 00:04:31,916 [man] What are you doing here? 86 00:04:33,583 --> 00:04:34,458 Working. 87 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:36,250 -[man] Not today. -Why not? 88 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:40,083 -[man] Because today's Easter. -I need the money though, so… 89 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:44,916 Stay if you want. But I'm not paying you 'cause no one's here. 90 00:04:47,666 --> 00:04:50,916 [typing] 91 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:55,958 -I don't celebrate dumb holidays. -But I do, Lilith. 92 00:04:58,791 --> 00:04:59,625 Hey. 93 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:01,375 -Mm! -[phone buzzes] 94 00:05:02,166 --> 00:05:03,208 You got a message. 95 00:05:04,041 --> 00:05:06,083 Uh, just mute it. Put it away. 96 00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:08,333 I'm not using the phone today. 97 00:05:12,666 --> 00:05:15,083 Hey, wait! We're supposed to say something first. 98 00:05:17,125 --> 00:05:18,583 HAPPY EASTER 99 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:20,750 ♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪ 100 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:23,791 [holy music fades into gentle music] 101 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:25,750 MY PLAN OF ACTION 102 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,416 Could you fix my computer? 103 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:49,166 What's wrong with it? 104 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:51,833 Uh, it's really slow. I don't know why. 105 00:05:59,041 --> 00:06:02,458 "How would one conquer Medieval Eastern Europe." 106 00:06:02,541 --> 00:06:03,375 Seriously? 107 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:06,375 What else should I do? 108 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:08,250 You're not here now. 109 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:11,958 I'm stuck at home with Grandma all the time. I'm bored. 110 00:06:12,041 --> 00:06:15,958 Well, I just didn't know you were even interested in things like 111 00:06:16,041 --> 00:06:17,500 tournaments and archery. 112 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:20,791 You know what? Many things interest me. 113 00:06:22,083 --> 00:06:24,666 For example, what you're working on at school. 114 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:27,041 -[Natalia sighs] -Hmm? 115 00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:29,166 -Is it done? -Yes. 116 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:34,250 You're free to conquer Europe, just don't share your credit card details anymore. 117 00:06:34,333 --> 00:06:36,125 [mother] Okay. [sighs] 118 00:06:37,416 --> 00:06:38,250 No news? 119 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:40,333 [blaring music] 120 00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:46,291 It's something really big, Mother. 121 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:48,083 Tell me more about it. 122 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:50,166 [beat rising] 123 00:06:51,708 --> 00:06:54,333 [moaning loudly] 124 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,875 You won't understand, Mother. 125 00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:02,375 -[children laughing] -[plates clinking] 126 00:07:06,666 --> 00:07:08,458 [man] Would anyone like some Polish white wine? 127 00:07:08,541 --> 00:07:11,250 -Absolutely. -You stop drinking. You're barely upright. 128 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:13,791 All right, come on. Rafał gets one too. 129 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:15,208 -Rafał? -No, no. Thank you. 130 00:07:15,291 --> 00:07:18,208 [man] Drink, or they might think you're the mailman's son. 131 00:07:18,291 --> 00:07:19,916 Oh, are you sure he's not? 132 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,500 [woman] Son, eat up while it's hot. It's good. 133 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:25,958 Anyway, cheers! 134 00:07:26,041 --> 00:07:28,041 -[all] Cheers! -Cheers, yes. 135 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:30,666 [children laughing] 136 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,833 Huh, I thought university was a time for drinking 137 00:07:33,916 --> 00:07:35,833 but it looks like he's never tried it before. 138 00:07:35,916 --> 00:07:38,291 -So, what are you doing at uni now? -Um… 139 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,583 Apps, sir. Programming computers. 140 00:07:40,666 --> 00:07:43,750 -What alpacas? -Apps, Dad. Come on. 141 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:47,375 Applications. I'm making a gel now. I'm the top of my class. 142 00:07:47,458 --> 00:07:49,750 -Oh! -[woman] That's my boy. 143 00:07:49,833 --> 00:07:51,666 A gel for your hair that will… 144 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:53,833 that will change color through Bluetooth. 145 00:07:53,916 --> 00:07:56,250 Stupid idea. Nonsense is what it is. 146 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,250 It's not stupid, Dad. 147 00:07:58,333 --> 00:08:00,958 [man] It's for kids, Seba. You don't get it. [laughs] 148 00:08:01,041 --> 00:08:02,833 [funky beat playing] 149 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:36,375 -[computer chimes] -[holy music playing] 150 00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:40,166 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 151 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:43,666 NO DATA 152 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:46,750 SHALL WE START? YES 153 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:49,625 [gentle music playing] 154 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,083 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 155 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,041 DO YOU LIKE YOUR BODY? 156 00:08:56,375 --> 00:08:58,250 I DON'T KNOW 157 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:02,416 [sighs] 158 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,750 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLEASURE YOURSELF? NO 159 00:09:05,833 --> 00:09:09,041 GIVE YOURSELF MORE TIME EXPLORE YOUR BODY AND TRY AGAIN 160 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:11,125 [music crashes dramatically] 161 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:15,458 -[funky beat playing] -[typing] 162 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:17,708 Get ready, Nati. We're going to church soon. 163 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,500 I just need to shower. 164 00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:23,208 TEST THE APP BECAUSE IT BEAT ME. 165 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:36,958 [mysterious music playing] 166 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,500 [music intensifies] 167 00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:14,458 [computer beeping] 168 00:10:14,541 --> 00:10:15,958 ORAL SEX ANAL SEX 169 00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:17,125 BODY THE G-SPOT 170 00:10:19,875 --> 00:10:22,375 -[alert beeping] -[moaning] 171 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,500 Thank you, my darling. 172 00:10:27,666 --> 00:10:30,291 Only you can make days like this wonderful. 173 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:32,375 [gong ringing] 174 00:10:40,666 --> 00:10:42,458 -Hey. -[Joanna] Hey. 175 00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:46,833 Come on, dear. 176 00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:52,708 I'm grateful for being together today. 177 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:56,083 For being able to absorb the rebirth energy 178 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:58,166 that flows from the universe. 179 00:10:58,708 --> 00:10:59,750 The energy… 180 00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:02,875 that makes us kind to each other 181 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:07,166 and which fills us with mutual respect. 182 00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:14,666 Together, in a loving family atmosphere, we will eat this delicious brunch, 183 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:16,500 without any fighting. 184 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:18,291 Amen. 185 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,250 [sighs] 186 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:25,500 I just thought you'd become like Bill Gates! 187 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:28,500 -[woman] Let's let it go. -[Seba] You're making gel? 188 00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:31,208 -Gel's in a woman's panties! -[laughter] 189 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:34,750 Yeah, yeah. Working on that kind of gel I'd understand. 190 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:36,750 You should do something… 191 00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:40,250 related to shagging. 192 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:43,500 Something the birds and the bees. Wham, wham, wham. 193 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:46,166 -That'll be a hit, I know. -[laughter] 194 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:47,708 [funky beat playing] 195 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,125 Not some gel. 196 00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:52,625 Shut up, Seba. Come back, son. 197 00:11:52,708 --> 00:11:55,125 -You made him upset. -There's nothing to drink. Pour something. 198 00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:57,416 [beat intensifies] 199 00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:09,083 TO: THE DEAN, SUBJECT: NOTIFICATION! PROSTITUTION RING IN ROOM 69 200 00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:12,916 SEND 201 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,375 [computer beeps] 202 00:12:15,958 --> 00:12:19,000 [laughter] 203 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,500 [gentle music playing] 204 00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:21,750 [sighs] 205 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:43,416 [music warps, cuts out] 206 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,375 -What is this, Natalia? -My app, Mom. 207 00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:46,375 Orgasm? 208 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:50,166 Clitoris? The G-spot? That's what you've been doing? 209 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:52,291 Yeah, that's what I'm doing. 210 00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:56,250 You were supposed to stay away from boys or you won't achieve anything! 211 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:59,000 I told you many times. Don't repeat my mistakes. 212 00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:00,416 I am not, Mom. 213 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:01,791 You're making a sex app! 214 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,958 I don't care what it's about, Mother. 215 00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:08,125 I want to be the best. 216 00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:12,291 And if people want sex, I'll give it to them. 217 00:13:13,666 --> 00:13:16,833 Over 80 percent of everything on the internet is porn now. 218 00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:20,583 The biggest stars of Instagram are those who show off their naked bodies. 219 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,541 If you're a woman, success isn't just being smart. 220 00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:25,791 You also have to be attractive, too. 221 00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,208 Look at me, Mother. 222 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,291 My brain is all that I have. 223 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:36,291 And I'll use it to beat everyone, whether you like it or not. 224 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:39,041 That's why I'm developing an app about female orgasm. 225 00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:42,791 I will not come back here. 226 00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:47,458 [Grandma] Are we going? The mass is about to begin. 227 00:13:47,541 --> 00:13:49,541 [quick beat playing] 228 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:54,083 Relax. Don't worry. 229 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,666 I reserved our seats already in the choir balcony. 230 00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:05,250 [door slams] 231 00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:09,500 What now? Let's eat shiitake. 232 00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:16,125 -Sveta, you can start serving. -[Marek] We were gossiping about you. 233 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:17,916 Yeah? 234 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,250 That you're currently on a better path in your life. 235 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,166 Okay. 236 00:14:28,541 --> 00:14:29,875 Let's drink to that then. 237 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,333 -[Konrad] Hello there. -Oh. 238 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,250 Happy Easter. 239 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,333 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 240 00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:38,708 [Konrad] My mom wishes you all the best. 241 00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:41,583 -I'd like to wish you all the best. -Thank you. Same to you. 242 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:46,583 -Glad you're here. Some shiitake? -Absolutely! Absolutely. 243 00:14:46,666 --> 00:14:49,333 Sveta, put it in the fridge, please. Thank you. 244 00:14:49,416 --> 00:14:50,250 Hey. 245 00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:56,166 Ooh-la-la. 246 00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,083 Glad you're here, Konrad. 247 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,458 Because he and I have an announcement. 248 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,666 Are you dating? 249 00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:08,875 [Joanna laughs] 250 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,583 I've always felt you two liked each other. 251 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:14,708 Since we are already talking about the matter, 252 00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:17,000 there's always been a place for Konrad in my heart. 253 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:17,916 I knew it. 254 00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:21,125 And since I can't count on you anymore… 255 00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:22,666 [Joanna] Stop it. 256 00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:27,458 Konrad will manage the new division of our company. 257 00:15:27,541 --> 00:15:28,500 I know that. 258 00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:32,000 -We wanted to tell you-- -Stop talking. 259 00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:40,333 -What do you think I was supposed to do? -Not now, Marek. 260 00:15:40,416 --> 00:15:41,250 I don't know. 261 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,958 Maybe not make him the new manager of the company's new division? 262 00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:45,916 And what? 263 00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:48,250 And give you more responsibility, 264 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,416 even though you're botching up your entire life? 265 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,958 She's failing her studies. She's ruining everything in her life. 266 00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:53,958 Everything! 267 00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,416 You're right. That'd be stupid. 268 00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,625 Hold your fire! 269 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:01,583 Excuse me? 270 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:04,083 That would be stupid. 271 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:05,791 [melancholy music playing] 272 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,041 Because I can't do it. 273 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:10,833 I wouldn't give myself a serious job either. 274 00:16:10,916 --> 00:16:13,416 You're still constructing yourself. 275 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:14,416 No, Mother. 276 00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:18,000 I'm still giving up. 277 00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:21,458 Thank you. 278 00:16:25,791 --> 00:16:27,083 [woman] I have no time, really. 279 00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:33,791 [woman] Of course, as the bride's parents, we'll cover most of the expenses. 280 00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:36,583 -As long as they're not too outrageous. -We'll work something out. 281 00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:39,041 We want it to be like our present. 282 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:41,208 -Mutual? Okay? -[woman 2] Exactly. From us to you. 283 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:44,041 -Then it's a deal? Sound good? -It's a deal. Yeah. 284 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:48,583 -They have to get married in our parish. -The wedding hall has to be near Wyszków. 285 00:16:48,666 --> 00:16:51,583 We don't want our friends from Warsaw to have to travel too far. 286 00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:54,541 They'd have to drive 80 kilometers after the mass? It makes no sense. 287 00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:57,750 -What do you propose they do? -We'll have to find a wedding hall closer. 288 00:16:57,833 --> 00:17:01,041 -Or maybe move the ceremony closer? -Exactly. 289 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:03,541 [woman 1] There's a small, beautiful wooden church there. 290 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:07,208 I was on a trip for work there. I saw the church there. 291 00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:09,625 -[woman 2] Our church is pretty, too. -It looks like a-- 292 00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:11,708 -[woman 2] Like a barn. -[man] A barn? [laughs] 293 00:17:11,791 --> 00:17:14,666 [Zygmunt] I have to agree with you. Our parish priest is great, 294 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:18,750 but he's as good an architect as a pig in a horse race! You know? 295 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:21,625 [woman 2] But Jola, wait! It hasn't got the mood. 296 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,208 [woman 1] What do they need the mood for? They've got love and that's enough. 297 00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:27,333 The bride has to leave her parents' home. 298 00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:29,333 All right, all right. But who's the maid of honor? 299 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,541 Pola, right? 300 00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:34,291 -It's Natalia. I've already asked Natalia. -Who now? 301 00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:37,000 You mean Winnie the Pooh! [laughs] 302 00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:41,416 Okay. Hold on, hold on. But she's your sister. 303 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:44,166 She should have fun, too. You have to think about things like that. 304 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:45,708 I already did, Mom! 305 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,750 The maid of honor is Natalia because that's what I want. 306 00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:53,833 I want a small wedding. It will be outside with only family there and close friends. 307 00:17:54,666 --> 00:17:57,750 And then we'll go to a nice restaurant with nice music. 308 00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:59,541 -[woman 1] You must be kidding me. -I'm not. 309 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:02,500 It's my wedding and I decide. And that's final. 310 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,375 [pounding beat playing] 311 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:25,916 [beat slows] 312 00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:36,541 HEY, ARE YOU ALIVE? 313 00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:42,916 Adam, your girlfriend texted you! 314 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 [Adam] What? I don't have a girlfriend. 315 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,958 Jeez, why are you always so tense, though? 316 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:51,208 HEY! 317 00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:54,708 THERE'S A PARTY IN THE EVENING AT THE HEAVEN CLUB. COME BY! 318 00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:59,875 THE SINGLES FROM ALL OVER THE TOWN WILL BE THERE 319 00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:12,791 [mysterious music playing] 320 00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:25,541 [Lilith] Does this film ever end? 321 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,833 We're already three hours in. 322 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,250 Two hours and 15 minutes left. 323 00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,291 So relax, big sister. 324 00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:35,083 I'm very relaxed. 325 00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,750 [beat building] 326 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,291 -[Jola] Drive safe! -[Zygmunt] You too, you too. 327 00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:48,541 [Jola] We'll work the details out. [laughs] 328 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,500 -[man 1] Good to see you. -[man 2] Yeah, you as well. 329 00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:58,250 I need a walk. 330 00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:00,250 Want me to come? 331 00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:05,083 I need time alone. To think about what I should do. 332 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,541 The wedding? 333 00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:11,791 No. 334 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,583 What to do with them. 335 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:32,583 Hey. 336 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,041 -Happy Easter. -You too. 337 00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:40,916 I sent you the app's beta version so you can test if it's working. 338 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,791 -Why can't you do it? -I texted you. I don't know how. 339 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,125 I have no experience. 340 00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:47,916 -Go get it then. -Please just do it. 341 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,875 I've sent you the files. 342 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,375 You can install the app on your phone 343 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:55,041 and when you have the opportunity, check it out. 344 00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:55,958 Okay. 345 00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:59,166 I mean, do it fairly quickly, whenever you, uh… 346 00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,166 -Huh? -You know what. 347 00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:02,083 Speak up. 348 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:04,458 Whenever you have sex. 349 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,500 Still sounds funny when you say it. 350 00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:10,416 So? 351 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,625 I think it's pretty funny hearing the word "sex" coming from your mouth. 352 00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:16,250 I get it. Will you do it sometime soon? 353 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,333 No. 354 00:21:19,958 --> 00:21:20,958 What? 355 00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:23,583 I'll do it when I feel like it. 356 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:27,791 Normally, you screw all the time, and when, when we really need it, 357 00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:29,375 now you don't feel like it? 358 00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:30,708 Yeah. 359 00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:32,875 But we need it as soon as possible. 360 00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:36,208 [funky beat playing] 361 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:40,708 Then go for it. 362 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,125 [door slams] 363 00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:57,000 -[Paulina] Hi. -Hey. 364 00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:00,750 What happened? 365 00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:03,083 I'm done. This thing's way too much now. 366 00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:06,208 I'm going to a party. 367 00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:12,416 [techno pounding] 368 00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:26,458 ♪ Oh fuck ♪ 369 00:22:47,791 --> 00:22:49,708 -Where's Adam? -[Lilith] He's here somewhere. 370 00:22:49,791 --> 00:22:53,125 But we're not looking for him sober. We might get lost here. 371 00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:08,416 Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to start the ball. 372 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:10,083 Please clear the runway. Move. 373 00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:13,958 I don't feel good that we're leaving Paulinka all by herself. Poor thing. 374 00:23:14,541 --> 00:23:15,625 It's Easter. 375 00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:17,958 It's unfortunate she has such in-laws. 376 00:23:18,041 --> 00:23:19,750 We weren't all that great either. 377 00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:23,958 Call her. Talk to her. 378 00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:25,375 No. 379 00:23:26,416 --> 00:23:27,291 Then don't. 380 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:31,416 Let's go see her. 381 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,833 What? 382 00:23:34,041 --> 00:23:36,916 -At her dorm, I mean. -Uh… 383 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,041 She needs us at this time. 384 00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:42,166 [gasps] 385 00:23:44,666 --> 00:23:46,208 Another round, please. 386 00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:49,750 Oh, hey! 387 00:23:51,625 --> 00:23:53,625 Hey. What's up? 388 00:23:55,666 --> 00:23:58,291 -What are you doing here? -What? 389 00:23:59,041 --> 00:24:01,125 I mean that it's nice to see you. 390 00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:02,625 Yeah, you too. 391 00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:06,875 Fun party. 392 00:24:07,541 --> 00:24:12,125 Hey, little brother. Cheers to health. Come join us! Come on! 393 00:24:12,875 --> 00:24:13,833 Wanna leave? 394 00:24:13,916 --> 00:24:14,750 Yeah. 395 00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:16,583 Hey, ladies! 396 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:20,666 [knocking] 397 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,083 [knocking continues] 398 00:24:25,625 --> 00:24:26,875 We're closed for the day! 399 00:24:27,791 --> 00:24:30,000 [woman] What do you mean, closed today? 400 00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:33,375 [knocking] 401 00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:36,250 Go fuck somewhere else today. 402 00:24:36,333 --> 00:24:39,041 Sixty-nine is closed for Easter. It's a public holiday… 403 00:24:39,125 --> 00:24:40,000 Good evening. 404 00:24:40,875 --> 00:24:42,291 We're here for Paulinka. 405 00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:43,208 [shutter clicks] 406 00:24:46,083 --> 00:24:48,083 [slow drums playing] 407 00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:54,458 Drink up. 408 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,458 What is that? 409 00:24:58,541 --> 00:25:00,083 The fun stuff. Want some? 410 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,125 [gasps] What's it supposed to do? 411 00:25:03,291 --> 00:25:04,875 Makes things better. 412 00:25:05,875 --> 00:25:06,833 And it's safe, right? 413 00:25:06,916 --> 00:25:10,083 Uh, do you want to have fun or conduct a survey? 414 00:25:10,166 --> 00:25:12,166 [eerie music playing] 415 00:25:17,125 --> 00:25:18,291 Hallelujah. 416 00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:21,083 [beat rising] 417 00:25:36,166 --> 00:25:37,166 [phone line calling] 418 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,500 Well, the girls aren't answering. Maybe they'll call back. 419 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,166 Why don't you try checking Paulina's flat? 420 00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:50,125 Excuse me? 421 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:53,125 Yeah, the flat where she lives. 422 00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:56,583 So, she doesn't live here? 423 00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:00,875 [Monika] Uh… 424 00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:04,833 I'll just keep calling 'til I get them. 425 00:26:06,208 --> 00:26:08,666 I didn't know you liked these places. 426 00:26:09,833 --> 00:26:13,541 Um, we don't know much about each other. 427 00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:14,791 True fact. 428 00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:20,875 So, anyway, what are you doing here? 429 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:26,208 -Well, you were the one who invited me. -What? No, I… 430 00:26:26,916 --> 00:26:29,083 -Jabba? -[Jabba laughs] Natka? 431 00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:31,958 I didn't know you hang out in these places. 432 00:26:32,041 --> 00:26:33,333 No, I didn't either. 433 00:26:34,166 --> 00:26:36,166 Let me introduce them. 434 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:38,041 -He's Prince Kirill. -[Kirill] Hello there. 435 00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:42,291 -Devil, Arek, Czarek, Mirek and Darek. -[man] Hi! 436 00:26:42,375 --> 00:26:45,708 And meet my boyfriend, Dawidek. This is Natalia. 437 00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:48,625 -And what is your boyfriend's name? -Uh, oh… 438 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,916 [man] Come on, let's go! Hurry though! It's a great song. 439 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,708 -You coming? -[man 2] Hey, come on! 440 00:26:53,791 --> 00:26:54,833 We'll be right over. 441 00:26:54,916 --> 00:26:56,208 -Bye then. -See ya! 442 00:26:59,958 --> 00:27:01,666 We won't. Don't worry. [chuckles] 443 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:04,666 -I'd rather take a walk. You wanna go? -Oh, okay. 444 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,166 -Let me just text Paulina. -Mm-hmm. 445 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,708 PAULINA'S FOLKS IN 69! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? 446 00:27:11,791 --> 00:27:14,208 [announcer] Give it up for our sexy judges! 447 00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:19,708 Look at that cat. Meow! Yes, I like your style! 448 00:27:19,791 --> 00:27:22,583 Okay, you check the bar. I'll check the bathroom. 449 00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:23,500 Okay. 450 00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:25,583 [beat playing] 451 00:27:28,666 --> 00:27:29,833 Paulina? 452 00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:30,750 [shouting] 453 00:27:36,916 --> 00:27:37,916 Fuck! 454 00:27:42,458 --> 00:27:43,541 She's not at the bar. 455 00:27:43,625 --> 00:27:46,541 Not in the bathroom. So, where in the hell is she? 456 00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:58,125 ♪ Hallelujah, Hallelujah ♪ 457 00:27:58,208 --> 00:27:59,166 Wow. 458 00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:03,916 [announcer] Look at that sexy Mary, wow! 459 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,166 [Adam] She's good. 460 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,833 -[Natalia] Paulina, we have to go back. -Oh! 461 00:28:14,916 --> 00:28:17,916 We have to go back to the dorm right now! Your parents are looking for you. 462 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,208 -What? -[Natalia] Yeah. 463 00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:21,291 -[Adam] Oh, who drugged you? -Oh! 464 00:28:35,208 --> 00:28:36,500 Thank you for helping. 465 00:28:38,125 --> 00:28:40,583 I don't know how I'll explain this to her parents. 466 00:28:41,416 --> 00:28:42,375 They'll understand. 467 00:28:47,458 --> 00:28:48,500 What a weird date. 468 00:28:50,875 --> 00:28:52,625 Who said that it was a date? 469 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,083 I'm sorry. I, uh… [groans] 470 00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:58,291 I was just kidding. 471 00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:00,416 [romantic music playing] 472 00:29:01,666 --> 00:29:03,833 -This date's really awesome. -Uh…[laughs] 473 00:29:05,041 --> 00:29:06,416 Unconventional, though. 474 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,958 You are unconventional as well, though. 475 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,875 Is that good or bad? 476 00:29:13,958 --> 00:29:15,666 [chuckles] That depends. 477 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:17,916 Do you like it? 478 00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:22,041 Yeah, I do. 479 00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:23,333 [Paulina gasps] 480 00:29:24,708 --> 00:29:26,291 -Paulina? -Are you okay? 481 00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:35,916 [Paulina inhales] 482 00:29:37,083 --> 00:29:39,708 -Paulina? -Is everything okay? 483 00:29:39,791 --> 00:29:42,166 ♪ An orgy of lights, I give you my word ♪ 484 00:29:43,166 --> 00:29:44,166 [woman] Zygmunt. 485 00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:48,291 Why don't you take the kids for a burger or something? 486 00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:52,500 -I'm not hungry, Mama. -I'm always hungry. Always. 487 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,416 I wanna go home. 488 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:55,916 What do you say we do? 489 00:29:57,375 --> 00:29:58,708 Show them around the dorm. 490 00:29:58,791 --> 00:30:01,791 Let them see where they'll be living when they go to school. 491 00:30:03,458 --> 00:30:05,291 Okay, I'll show you around the dorm. 492 00:30:05,791 --> 00:30:08,000 Where you'll be living when you go to school. 493 00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:13,500 [Zygmunt] Go, go! 494 00:30:15,458 --> 00:30:17,166 -Where's Paulina? -Inside. 495 00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:20,125 -[Adam] Wait a second. -Whoa. 496 00:30:20,208 --> 00:30:22,291 -Yeah, she needs a little help. -A little. 497 00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:24,583 Out. 498 00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:27,208 [all gasp] 499 00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:30,208 It's okay. 500 00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:31,875 Okay. 501 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:35,333 Okay. 502 00:30:39,208 --> 00:30:40,416 Are you coming up? 503 00:30:49,125 --> 00:30:50,583 [phone ringing] 504 00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:57,750 -It says your "Honey" is calling. -Uh, so text him: 505 00:30:57,833 --> 00:31:00,291 "With my parents. We're at the dorm. They paid me a visit." 506 00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:03,166 Move! Out of order! 507 00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:06,500 You can also write: "I'm staying for the night, because 508 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:11,208 Natalia's down after coming back from home, and I need to stay with her." 509 00:31:11,791 --> 00:31:12,791 [phone buzzes] 510 00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:28,958 [sighs] 511 00:31:39,791 --> 00:31:43,666 Look here, you can put an ad on the board when you start living here. 512 00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:45,750 [funky beat playing] 513 00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:49,250 -Good evening! -[Zygmunt] Are you okay, honey? 514 00:31:49,333 --> 00:31:51,208 I'm not feeling well, Daddy. 515 00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:56,375 Good evening, Mama. 516 00:32:09,708 --> 00:32:10,916 Pawełek, let's go now. 517 00:32:11,708 --> 00:32:13,208 I'll see you, Mama. 518 00:32:14,208 --> 00:32:15,500 -Zygmunt. -Hey. 519 00:32:16,041 --> 00:32:18,625 Oh! Give her water in the morning. And soda. 520 00:32:18,708 --> 00:32:19,875 -Okay. -[woman] Zygmunt. 521 00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:21,958 -[snoring] -[laughter] 522 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000 [snores] 523 00:32:26,541 --> 00:32:27,375 [snoring] 524 00:32:27,458 --> 00:32:28,291 I'm sorry. 525 00:32:29,958 --> 00:32:30,791 What for? 526 00:32:32,541 --> 00:32:33,875 For this mess. 527 00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:37,000 And for the puke in the car. 528 00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:39,000 We'll figure it out. 529 00:32:42,291 --> 00:32:43,375 Don't be sorry. 530 00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:47,375 Told you already that I like things that are unconventional. 531 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:49,208 -[snoring] -[both chuckling] 532 00:32:53,083 --> 00:32:54,208 Well, good night. 533 00:33:00,625 --> 00:33:01,458 [Adam sighs] 534 00:33:12,708 --> 00:33:14,375 ♪ An orgy of lights… ♪ 535 00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:16,000 I'm sorry. 536 00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:18,291 Don't be sorry. 537 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:19,833 Ever. 538 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 [romantic music playing] 539 00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:34,375 Adam, would you like to… 540 00:33:35,083 --> 00:33:37,083 [funky beat rising] 541 00:33:40,291 --> 00:33:41,791 Would you want… 542 00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:44,291 Do you think we could have sex? 543 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:47,416 Excuse me? 544 00:33:48,916 --> 00:33:52,666 I finished my app's prototype, I have to check if it's working at all. 545 00:33:56,125 --> 00:33:57,000 NO DATA 546 00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:02,541 "Have to"? 547 00:34:04,166 --> 00:34:05,125 I should, yeah. 548 00:34:05,958 --> 00:34:07,666 I want to. With you. 549 00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:10,208 [Natalia sighs] 550 00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:15,458 Oh, shit. I-- I think that came out wrong. 551 00:34:15,541 --> 00:34:18,208 I'm sorry. Um, I shouldn't say that. 552 00:34:19,041 --> 00:34:21,333 So… maybe we could try, though? 553 00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:27,208 [snoring] 554 00:34:33,458 --> 00:34:34,291 You know… 555 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,083 I should probably go. 556 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:45,375 [door opens] 557 00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:47,208 [door closes] 558 00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:53,541 [closing theme music playing] gh?