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[ominous music playing]

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[upbeat music playing]

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Can we take a five?

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[woman] All right.

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[exhales]

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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[moans]

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♪ Sexify ♪

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KUBA GYM: HEY, GORGEOUS. WHAT'S UP?

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[exhales]

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[sultry music plays]

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Again?

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UNKNOWN: HI, IT'S AREK ;)

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UNKNOWN: GOT MY NUMBER, RIGHT?
I CAN SEE YOU READ IT!

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[exhales]

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[moans]

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[tense music plays]

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-[moans]
-♪ Sexify ♪

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HI, PAULINA!
START

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ARE YOU ALONE OR WITH SOMEONE?

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ALONE

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AROUSAL LEVEL

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THIS TIME, TAKE YOUR TIME

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TAKE OFF YOUR PANTIES,
AND JUST DO YOUR THING

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[electronic music plays]

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DEVICES

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[exhales]

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[breathing heavily]

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[electronic music ends]

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-[gasps]
-[vibrator buzzing]

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Hey Adam, I thought you had already left.

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No. Hadn't said goodbye yet.

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Okay, bye.

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[vibrator buzzing]

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Gonna answer that?

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Oh, uh, yeah.

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I will in a sec.

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Okay. Bye.

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[upbeat music plays]

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[music ends]

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Our next guest on the show
specializes in two things

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that, unfortunately, I know nothing about.

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New technologies and sex.

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-[rim shot plays]
-[audience laughs]

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Her app hasn't launched yet,
but I'm sure you've heard of it.

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Please welcome the CEO
with her new app, Sexify, ready to launch.

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She is a rising star in Polish technology,

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Monika Nowicka!

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[upbeat music plays]

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APPLAUSE

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[music ends]

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I have many questions about your app
that helps women easily achieve orgasms.

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Most of them from my wife.

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-[laughs]
-[rim shot plays]

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[audience laughs]

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But first, I'd like to ask
about your journey.

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You've just begun
your personal ascent in business,

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but Nowicki is a name
that carries a lot of weight

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in business circles.

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What do you mean by that?

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Your father, most of all.

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Oh, right, I've heard of him.

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-[host chuckles]
-[audience laughs]

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But I have never relied on my father
for this company.

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To clear things up,

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my father has nothing to do
with my business.

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I believe it's important

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for a woman to find her independence
in everything.

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And it's for those kinds of women
that we made Sexify.

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[audience cheers, applauds]

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I don't know.

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What don't you know?

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Well I always find that chicks are
always talking about their independence,

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but when push comes to shove,
they need a man to help 'em out. [laughs]

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-[rim shot plays]
-[audience laughs]

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And that's when Young Juvenile

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walks into your life.

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[crowd gasps]

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Uh-huh.

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Excuse me, who is this?

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[all laugh]

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Monika, I think maybe
you should get out of the office more.

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Young Juvenile is the number one
hip-hop artist in Poland.

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-[crowd cheers]
-[band reacts]

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Please forgive me.

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I wouldn't know
because we are only for adults.

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[audience laughs]

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This is adult exclusive too. [laughs]

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Okay, listen girls,
if you would rather use a product

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without having influence
from men like that,

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then get ready for tomorrow
when we finally launch Sexify.

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-[audience applauds, cheers]
-That's right.

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Go home, check out Sexify,
and my latest single, "The Horse"!

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[Young Juvenile hoots, hollers]

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[exhales]

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[gentle music plays]

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[sighs]

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CAUTION
AREA UNDER CONSTRUCTION

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[Paulina] Hey.

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Would you let me borrow an outfit?

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For the launch, please?

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-Sure thing.
-[door creaks]

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Just pick something out.

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[roommate 1] What's going on?

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-[roommate 2] I'm sleeping.
-[roommate 3] I'm almost done.

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[roommate 1] No, that's not…

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Paula, you want a tat?

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Uh, no, thank you.

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What "plus one"?

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They should feel grateful
they got invited.

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Yo, Babes! What's going on?

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-You know I'm older than you.
-Just chill.

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I call everyone babe.

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How can I help you?

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I like you.

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My honey.

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Excellent. That solves all of my issues.

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Wait, are you still angry about the show?
You know sometimes you gotta flex, right?

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I don't understand a word you're saying.

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Yeah, Babes,
that's why I think you're so great!

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When honeys don't get it they're all like,
"Oh, Young Juvenile."

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Just to get tagged in a post
and party with a rapper.

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Oh, so you're looking for a honey to love?

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No.

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I'm looking for truth.

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-I'd take care of you.
-[scoffs]

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Have you been asleep for the past hour?

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After we launch the app tomorrow,

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I could take care of ten kids
just like you.

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Private school, swimming lessons,
and a language tutor for all of you.

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What I was trying to say

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is I could take care of you now.

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ALONE OR WITH SOMEONE?
WITH SOMEONE

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I'm fucking gorgeous. Whatcha gonna do?

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You fucking are.

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[doors slams]

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[chuckles]

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♪ Got crazy dudes all around me ♪

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♪ Only A-class honeys surround me ♪

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[electronic music plays]

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♪ Listen up to a young stallion ♪

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♪ Check out his tunes
Check out his moves ♪

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♪ He's in your head… ♪

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[both moaning]

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You know,
I was thinking I should exercise more.

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Maciek wants me
to go to practice with him,

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so I'll come to your launch right after,
okay?

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You know, that is if I survive.

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Damn it…

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Everything okay?

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Yeah, it's just-

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Just a few last-second touches
I've got to work on.

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You think you should've hired someone
to help you?

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No, I don't need help.

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-Okay, I guess you're fine on your own.
-What?

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[moans]

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What?

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You know I just meant that…
you're a genius. That's all.

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Well, I'm late for the office.

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You're coming to our launch, right?

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[Adam] Hmm?

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Uh… yeah. I am.

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Super. Bye!

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Bye.

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[whistle blows]

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How's it feel?

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Fit all right?

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I don't know. Does it look all right?

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Yeah, you look great.

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[roars]

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[roars]

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All right!

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[Adam chuckles]

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[buzzer sounds]

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[players laughing]

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Hey, guys. This is Adam. He's my buddy.

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-Hiya.
-Hey, man.

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-How's it going?
-Adam, these are the guys.

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S'up… fellas.

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Why are you still wearing your helmet
in here, man?

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What are you saying right now?

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No. Have you heard of it?

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Nah, I haven't heard of that, but…

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Wait. Hold on, I'm going to check.

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You know what,
check if it says anything about

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-My beads fell off because of you.
-See?

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Yes, Monika?

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[Monika]
Paulina, I need you to pick up the cake.

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Weren't you going to do that?

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If I could do it,
I wouldn't need you to do it.

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Really?

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Paulina, please can you get the cake?

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-Um… I…
-I can't make it right now.

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And you're not too busy, are you?

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All right.

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-Thanks. Bye!
-[dial tone beeps]

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[Young Juvenile chuckles]

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-[player] Your first time, huh, Adam?
-[Adam] Yeah.

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-Be careful or you'll injure yourself.
-Hey, Riczi, don't scare the guy.

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Don't worry.
I'm just messing around. Relax.

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All right. Men, let's kick their asses.

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-Right on! Right, Adam?
-[Adam] Let's do it.

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Right on!

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[whistle blows]

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[players shouting indistinctly]

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[player 1] Go. Let's go.

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[player 2] Fucking wreck them!

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[coach] Come on!

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[chanting]

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[player 3] Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!

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Fuck him up!

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[coach] Put some fucking effort into it!

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[buzzer sounds]

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Okay, I understand, but the thing is

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I've been waiting over half an hour
for my son's birthday cake.

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[employee] It's my first day.

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[customer] That's fine,
but I'm starting to get frustrated.

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[Paulina] Oh, hey.

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Mm. Hey.

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-[indistinct chatter]
-[cutlery clinking]

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Are those cream rolls?

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Yeah, they are.

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I envy you.

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I think cream rolls are delicious.

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We're in a pastry shop. You can get one.

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I'm lactose intolerant.

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Oh, right. Always something in the way
of your pleasure, right?

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-Is this about…
-It's about nothing now.

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Hmm.

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I like coffee.

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So if you want…

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Well, I mean, if you like coffee too,
then we could--

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-Would you like a coffee?
-[Paulina] What? No.

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So, why did you say that?

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-There you go.
-[Paulina] Thank you. Have a good day.

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-Have a good day.
-See you later.

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Unbelievable!

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We're not granting accreditation.

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Have a good day.

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Hey, I rarely say this to bitches,

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but you're dope.

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-Tell me, how old are you again?
-Twenty.

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And a half.

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And a half? Hey!

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Babes, come on!
I sense some good shit happening here.

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-You really do have a way with words.
-Well, yeah. It's what I do. [sniffs]

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You'll have a grand life with me like so.

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I have a grand life on my already,
Young Lad.

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It's Juvenile.

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At this point,
there's no sense in remembering.

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[upbeat music plays]

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[car engine revving]

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Hello, Ms.

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-[female voice] Hey.
-[Paulina] Hi.

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I've got plenty left to do. Make it quick.

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[phone rings]

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-[male voice] Hello, Ms. Monika.
-Good afternoon.

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Wow. This or that?

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-This one.
-Amazing.

260
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,916
Ms. Monika,
you had a call from the newspap--

261
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,208
No. No more guests. The lists are closed.

262
00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:55,666
Is the surprise after the countdown
or before the cake?

263
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:56,875
-After the countdown.
-All right.

264
00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:59,833
…we inhale… and the exhale…

265
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:04,083
[Monika] Hey!

266
00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:06,750
I've just finished
the final round of testing.

267
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,208
Now we're finally ready for launch.

268
00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:09,500
Great work. Have you slept?

269
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:12,125
-A little.
-I told you to hire an assistant.

270
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,458
There's no need for that.

271
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,333
I've got us all covered
on the technical front.

272
00:16:20,916 --> 00:16:23,625
Super.
I took care of the media and guests.

273
00:16:28,416 --> 00:16:29,583
I went and grabbed the cake.

274
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:31,750
Girls!

275
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,250
Today is the day.

276
00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:36,375
Today the world

277
00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:38,166
meets our child.

278
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:40,625
And then our child will teach it sex.

279
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:44,583
We might want to rework that metaphor.

280
00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:46,375
[Paulina inhales, exhales]

281
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,541
[player 1] How much you want for it?

282
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,333
[player 2] Watch your back. Oh, hey!

283
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:57,291
[Riczi] Adam!

284
00:16:58,041 --> 00:17:01,416
I had no idea you were such a berserker.
Where you been hiding all that?

285
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,500
Well, you know,
we gotta fight the fight, man.

286
00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:06,166
[Riczi] Exactly.
You can't be scared of the game.

287
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,125
[chuckles]

288
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:09,291
Looks like I brought us a real fighter.

289
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,250
-[exhales]
-Sirens!

290
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,958
[blade whooshing]

291
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:22,041
[upbeat music plays]

292
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,958
-[screams]
-[Monika in Polish] Oh, fuck.

293
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:30,750
[in English] Fuck!

294
00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:33,416
-Holy fuck!
-Riczi! You're gonna make it!

295
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,625
-Hold it!
-How will I play hockey?

296
00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:38,916
-Are you fucking nuts?
-You'll make it again!

297
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,958
-Oh, shit. Turn there.
-Where? Here?

298
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:47,666
GROUNDBREAKING
INNOVATIVE APP

299
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:49,000
Hey.

300
00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:51,125
Have you seen Adam?

301
00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:53,333
I'm sure he'll be here soon.

302
00:17:56,958 --> 00:17:58,250
-[Monika] Everything's set.
-[assistant] Yes.

303
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:00,708
First, the speech, then… What?

304
00:18:00,791 --> 00:18:04,083
-And then you can sing if you want to.
-[chuckles]

305
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,833
Good one! No, but seriously,
first the speech, then the cake…

306
00:18:07,916 --> 00:18:09,916
[assistant] You know everything.
It's all good.

307
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:10,916
All right. Sounds good.

308
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:11,875
Well, well…

309
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:14,875
Hey, darling.

310
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:16,833
I have to tell you.

311
00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:20,375
All of this looks super-pro!

312
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,375
Thanks, Dad. This is only the beginning.

313
00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:27,458
The last time I was this proud of you…

314
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:33,791
was…

315
00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:38,000
[chuckles]

316
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:44,416
Excuse me. Thanks for coming.
I've gotta go launch my app.

317
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,208
-Well, okay. [chuckles]
-Girls!

318
00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:48,875
Hello.

319
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:54,500
[Monika] Hello, guests.

320
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:58,291
We gladly welcome you all tonight
to the grand launch of Sexify.

321
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:02,750
In a moment, our app will be available
to all women living in Poland.

322
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:05,208
We believe that our product

323
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,625
will help lead our country
right out of the Dark Ages

324
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:08,625
and into the future.

325
00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:10,875
And so, finally we, girls,

326
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,083
will be able to screw whoever
and do it the way we like.

327
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:16,250
[crowd cheers]

328
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:18,416
That's my daughter there.

329
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,750
Together with Natalia,
we are fully confident…

330
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:25,500
and Paulina is included as well,
that this app we have created

331
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:28,166
is going to bring
the Polish technology industry

332
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,541
to brand-new and exciting places.

333
00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:32,500
[crowd cheers]

334
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,291
And to end things,
we'd like to offer our thanks.

335
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:40,125
We'd like to thank

336
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:41,916
absolutely no one.

337
00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:43,708
[crowd laughs]

338
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,666
That's because with this app,
we did it alone.

339
00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:49,958
In just ten seconds,

340
00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:52,125
Sexify will be launching.

341
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,291
Ten… nine… eight…

342
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:59,041
seven… six…

343
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,333
[microphone feedback]

344
00:20:00,916 --> 00:20:03,375
-[Paulina] But…
-[male voice] Four! Three…

345
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,291
[man clears throat]

346
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,583
-What's going on?
-I don't know.

347
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:16,583
[laughs nervously]
Just a moment, everyone.

348
00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:18,083
Uh, change of plans here.

349
00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:20,958
That's because we have cake for you.

350
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:22,041
[guest cheers]

351
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,791
That's right. Come on, bring out the cake.

352
00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:33,708
[assistant] Excuse me.
Excuse us. Excuse us.

353
00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:36,416
Careful.

354
00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:44,791
What is that?

355
00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:47,250
What is that?

356
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:50,833
Uh, it's a cake.

357
00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:54,041
[power shutting down]

358
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:56,125
[camera shutter clicking]

359
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,000
Power.

360
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,333
It isn't mentioned enough

361
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:09,958
how if you want to make it
in the tech industry,

362
00:21:10,041 --> 00:21:11,458
you have to pay the electricity.

363
00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:12,833
But we did pay!

364
00:21:12,916 --> 00:21:13,750
Up to a point.

365
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:19,000
We have 63 groszy in our account.
And unpaid bills for the past four months.

366
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:20,500
Not only electric.

367
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:21,416
How's that possible?

368
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,083
In other issues,

369
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,000
we're behind
on our employees' social security

370
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,791
and the down-payment for Paulina's school.

371
00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:28,458
Okay.

372
00:21:28,541 --> 00:21:31,666
Don't look at me like that.
I had you do one thing, bring the cake.

373
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,750
[Paulina] I don't think
that's our biggest problem now.

374
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:35,041
[Monika] It shows your attitude.

375
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:37,916
We've got around half a million in debt.
Roughly that.

376
00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:42,041
Okay. Anything positive, Natalia?

377
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,333
Your hotel is paid
through the end of the year.

378
00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:47,708
[Paulina] Oh, wonderful.

379
00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:53,333
So we've got a hotel, a slide,
and Monika's car from Fast & Furious 13.

380
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:56,333
Don't have an app though.

381
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,375
[sighs] Just relax.

382
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:00,708
I'm sure there's other upsides here.

383
00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:04,166
An upside is that a guy hasn't shown up
with a death certificate

384
00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:07,000
because we should be planning
for a funeral right now after all this.

385
00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:08,416
Sexify is officially dead.

386
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:09,791
Okay, then what should we do.

387
00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:11,041
[Natalia and Paulina sigh]

388
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:13,750
I only see one solution.

389
00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:16,458
And that is?

390
00:22:17,291 --> 00:22:20,333
-We've gotta borrow money and fast.
-Half a million?

391
00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:21,708
Roughly that.

392
00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:22,708
From where?

393
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,500
I think it's clear. Ask your father.

394
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,208
-Are you fucking nuts?
-Me?

395
00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:32,375
This is everything I have, got it?

396
00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:34,208
I'm no one without this.

397
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:38,583
We've gotten too close now
to just let your pride get in the way.

398
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:42,208
-If we don't get money soon--
-A guy with a death certificate.

399
00:22:49,958 --> 00:22:50,791
[Adam] Hey.

400
00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:53,041
Is it already over?

401
00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:54,500
[Natalia] You could say that.

402
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:57,125
Sorry,
but Maciek nearly cut off a guy's finger--

403
00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:58,041
Cut off a finger?

404
00:22:58,125 --> 00:23:00,375
Yeah, I went to practice,
like I told you. Remember?

405
00:23:01,208 --> 00:23:02,250
Oh, that's right.

406
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:05,125
Never mind that.
How was the launch, genius.

407
00:23:05,208 --> 00:23:07,041
There was no launch. Only a fail.

408
00:23:07,916 --> 00:23:08,750
[Adam] Fail?

409
00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:10,875
Total fail.

410
00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:17,125
Don't worry. I'm sure
that you can save the app somehow, right?

411
00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:18,791
Just like the finger.

412
00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:23,208
What?

413
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:25,000
All I'm trying to say is that

414
00:23:25,916 --> 00:23:27,875
things aren't always perfect
from the start, right?

415
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:31,083
It has to be for me.
Otherwise, why would I bother doing it?

416
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,333
Oh.

417
00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:35,041
I understand.

418
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,166
[audience laughs]

419
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:42,166
But I've never relied on my father
to do this.

420
00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:43,125
To clear things up,

421
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:45,583
my father has nothing to do
with my business.

422
00:23:45,666 --> 00:23:48,458
I believe it’s important for a woman
to find her independence.

423
00:23:48,541 --> 00:23:50,291
[host] So, then "no role model"?

424
00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:52,625
That's right.
Though if I had to name someone,

425
00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:54,708
it would be Małgorzata Dębska.

426
00:23:54,791 --> 00:23:59,125
She proved that women can call the shots
in technology in the Polish world.

427
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,708
[Young Juvenile]
I earned my first mil when I was 16.

428
00:24:05,291 --> 00:24:07,875
I went to piss during biology,
checked my account, then…

429
00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:09,666
[hisses] …never came back.

430
00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:10,666
[chuckles]

431
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,083
[screams]

432
00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:30,166
[electronic music plays]

433
00:24:42,541 --> 00:24:44,250
-Paulina!
-Paulina.

434
00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:47,666
Here you go. This one's for you.

435
00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:49,375
-Drink up!
-Drink to us!

436
00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:53,083
[woman gasps]

437
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,375
I got you a drink. Let's do it. Cheers.

438
00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:07,250
And here, this way. Come on.

439
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:08,833
You meet Marcel.

440
00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:10,791
Oh. How's it going?

441
00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:11,958
Nice to meet you.

442
00:25:12,041 --> 00:25:13,500
So, uh, why the long face?

443
00:25:14,125 --> 00:25:15,416
Trouble over at the company.

444
00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:19,625
-Ah, fuck the company.
-I'd rather not, 'cause it's my company.

445
00:25:20,625 --> 00:25:21,958
You hear that tune?

446
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:23,458
It's our favorite song.

447
00:25:23,541 --> 00:25:25,291
The one that plays when we kiss.

448
00:25:25,375 --> 00:25:26,208
[scoffs]

449
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:29,208
-I've never heard this one.
-Exactly.

450
00:25:30,458 --> 00:25:31,333
Mm.

451
00:25:32,458 --> 00:25:33,291
[all screaming]

452
00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:35,375
-[man] We're temporarily closed!
-I want an autograph!

453
00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:38,208
Please stand back! Stand back, everyone.

454
00:25:38,291 --> 00:25:40,208
Excuse me, I have an appointment!

455
00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:41,875
Just like everyone else here.

456
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,250
-[Young Juvenile] Babes!
-Hey!

457
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:46,666
-[laughs] Get over here!
-Yeah! You heard him. I'm Babes.

458
00:25:47,416 --> 00:25:49,416
-[camera shutters clicking]
-[fans screaming]

459
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:51,041
-This way.
-This is Babes.

460
00:25:51,541 --> 00:25:53,416
-Sure thing, I'm in.
-Seriously?

461
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,083
Yeah, you got it, Babes.
You fucking hottie.

462
00:25:56,166 --> 00:25:59,125
-I didn't think you'd agree so quickly.
-That one.

463
00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:02,125
-Good choice, Mr. Juvenile.
-The whole set.

464
00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:03,541
Sexify will do you well.

465
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:06,916
-Honestly? I don't give a fuck.
-Excuse me?

466
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,916
I only do business with my posse.

467
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,916
I got a waterboarding track for my bud
because he wanted it.

468
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,083
Waterboarding is torture, isn't it?

469
00:26:14,583 --> 00:26:16,958
See? I don't even know what I have there.

470
00:26:17,041 --> 00:26:18,625
But I'm good to my peeps.

471
00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:21,083
And you're my woman,
so you get whatever you want.

472
00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:22,125
Wait, what?

473
00:26:22,208 --> 00:26:26,000
100 SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS IN A YEAR

474
00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:32,166
[Marcel grunts]

475
00:26:33,083 --> 00:26:33,958
Oh God.

476
00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:36,458
Morning already?

477
00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:39,916
I passed out.

478
00:26:43,583 --> 00:26:45,916
Wait, your company is Sexify?

479
00:26:48,958 --> 00:26:50,083
It looks that way.

480
00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:53,125
I saw your boss on that interview.

481
00:26:55,125 --> 00:26:56,500
Partner, not boss.

482
00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:58,958
Okay, that's cool.
She had a bossy vibe though.

483
00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:02,916
Young Lad, I just want to make sure
that I'm clear here

484
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,791
regarding our business relations.

485
00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:07,916
I want to offer you an investment
in our business.

486
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,000
But honey, just listen.

487
00:27:10,083 --> 00:27:12,458
I've sown my oats. Enough fooling around.

488
00:27:13,125 --> 00:27:14,458
What I need is a woman.

489
00:27:14,541 --> 00:27:16,916
Not a cheap hoe.
I want someone like you, Babes.

490
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,250
-A wife.
-Oh.

491
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:21,750
Babes, think about it.

492
00:27:21,833 --> 00:27:23,958
I just needed some money, not a husband.

493
00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:26,791
You know what's
in the seventh circle of hell?

494
00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:27,875
Men, money, and sex.

495
00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:31,583
I'm officially done with my fuck career.
All men are fuckers!

496
00:27:34,958 --> 00:27:37,625
[woman]
It's good to see some fire in you, girls.

497
00:27:38,416 --> 00:27:40,166
Especially after that fiasco.

498
00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:42,416
Mrs. Dębska.

499
00:27:43,041 --> 00:27:44,750
If you say it was a fiasco.

500
00:27:44,833 --> 00:27:46,416
I saw you on TV, Monika.

501
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:48,708
And you caught my eye.

502
00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:51,833
And your product also caught my interest.

503
00:27:51,916 --> 00:27:52,791
Our product.

504
00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:55,041
Of course. Your product.

505
00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:57,250
Your non-existent product.

506
00:27:58,125 --> 00:28:02,208
Which worries you, me, and the bank.

507
00:28:02,291 --> 00:28:03,541
Who will come any day now

508
00:28:03,625 --> 00:28:06,833
to take what's left
of this once-promising project of yours.

509
00:28:08,833 --> 00:28:10,041
However, I could…

510
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,333
let me be clear…

511
00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:15,625
could help you.

512
00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:17,833
As a minority investor.

513
00:28:19,041 --> 00:28:23,291
It's good that nothing happened,
'cause if you teach people sex, then…

514
00:28:23,958 --> 00:28:25,666
I'm not sure I'd measure up for you.

515
00:28:26,541 --> 00:28:27,458
[Marcel chuckles]

516
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:29,958
Hey.

517
00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:31,458
I didn't mean nothing by it.

518
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:33,791
It's good that you enjoy life.

519
00:28:35,458 --> 00:28:36,416
Yeah, it's cool.

520
00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:40,541
I just feel like…

521
00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:44,166
I don't think it's a good fit, you know?

522
00:28:45,333 --> 00:28:46,291
You and me?

523
00:28:47,916 --> 00:28:48,833
Well,

524
00:28:48,916 --> 00:28:50,333
all of you.

525
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,750
Maybe if you'd also make an app for men…

526
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,708
We're not looking for outside investors.

527
00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:00,625
Thank you though.

528
00:29:01,416 --> 00:29:02,416
I understand.

529
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,833
-What? She's a business angel.
-I don't believe in angels.

530
00:29:05,916 --> 00:29:08,333
You wanna give up our child?
Have you even asked your father?

531
00:29:08,416 --> 00:29:11,750
All right, listen. Before I leave,
I'll tell you what happens next.

532
00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:15,041
As an experienced,
older colleague of yours.

533
00:29:19,041 --> 00:29:20,041
You'll swallow your pride

534
00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:22,166
and ask your father
for the money that you need.

535
00:29:23,208 --> 00:29:25,500
Somehow,
you'll survive until the next crisis.

536
00:29:25,583 --> 00:29:26,708
And when it comes,

537
00:29:27,375 --> 00:29:29,583
a slew of other potential investors
will arrive.

538
00:29:29,666 --> 00:29:30,500
Serious investors.

539
00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:35,416
You will go to meet these men by tram,
and their private jets will fly them in.

540
00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:37,958
They will have other men in tow with them.

541
00:29:38,041 --> 00:29:40,958
Men who are experts
on cigars and football.

542
00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:44,333
With every passing day,
you'll feel it slip away more and more

543
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:47,708
until… you're an intruder
in the company you made.

544
00:29:48,833 --> 00:29:50,583
You've become someone to smile at,

545
00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:54,458
to compliment,
or to have a quick office affair with.

546
00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:57,083
But to have a serious discussion?

547
00:29:58,208 --> 00:29:59,916
With a 20-year-old girl?

548
00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:03,500
When men are 20 years old,
they're potential stars.

549
00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:04,666
They're young wolves.

550
00:30:05,666 --> 00:30:06,875
The heir to the throne.

551
00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:09,875
But a 20-year-old woman?

552
00:30:09,958 --> 00:30:11,375
She's a daughter or a lover.

553
00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:15,416
Good enough to discuss the paint color
for the house in Marbella.

554
00:30:16,541 --> 00:30:19,500
Because men,
as you've aptly put it, Monika, are…

555
00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:23,375
[mouths] fucked up.

556
00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:25,041
That won't happen to us.

557
00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:27,833
How did you get here today?

558
00:30:27,916 --> 00:30:29,500
-Why do you ask?
-How'd you get here?

559
00:30:29,583 --> 00:30:31,250
-By tram.
-Okay, we're in.

560
00:30:37,625 --> 00:30:38,458
Super.

561
00:30:39,083 --> 00:30:39,916
Convince me.

562
00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:43,000
But you were the one who just--

563
00:30:43,083 --> 00:30:45,583
I convinced you to hear me out.
Now it's your turn to convince me.

564
00:30:47,958 --> 00:30:49,750
Sexify is a revolutionary, visionary--

565
00:30:49,833 --> 00:30:52,708
How many users do you project
to be using it by year's end?

566
00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:55,458
-Half a million.
-Not enough.

567
00:30:56,916 --> 00:30:58,750
You've got to have at least twice that.

568
00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:01,083
You can't afford
to operate an app like this

569
00:31:01,166 --> 00:31:02,291
with so few users.

570
00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:06,500
-You didn't know that?
-Of course we knew about that.

571
00:31:06,583 --> 00:31:07,875
So what's your idea then?

572
00:31:08,416 --> 00:31:10,458
How do you plan to get a million users
the first year?

573
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:12,583
[Paulina] We'll make an app…

574
00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:15,958
for men too.

575
00:31:23,041 --> 00:31:25,083
That sounds like a lot of work for you.

576
00:31:25,166 --> 00:31:26,916
No. We're already working on it.

577
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,583
-You're working on it.
-Yeah, Monika, we're working on it?

578
00:31:29,666 --> 00:31:32,250
Yes. We were going to
announce it yesterday.

579
00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:35,875
Um, a similar app for men, from Sexify.

580
00:31:37,791 --> 00:31:38,625
Maxim.

581
00:31:39,791 --> 00:31:40,625
[Paulina] Mm-hmm.

582
00:31:41,958 --> 00:31:42,791
Maxim…

583
00:31:44,666 --> 00:31:45,500
for…

584
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:48,958
for maximum pleasure.

585
00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:54,000
Exactly.

586
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,541
It's a terrible idea.

587
00:32:03,916 --> 00:32:04,875
That name.

588
00:32:11,583 --> 00:32:12,708
But you've convinced me.

589
00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:18,791
Show me in…

590
00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:20,041
[Natalia] Four weeks.

591
00:32:20,541 --> 00:32:24,708
We've got four weeks to create an app
like Sexify from scratch.

592
00:32:24,791 --> 00:32:27,125
-No, it's different than Sexify.
-Yeah? Why?

593
00:32:27,208 --> 00:32:30,416
Because men are extremely simple creatures
and it's for them.

594
00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:33,791
Also, it's not about them.
It's the money for Sexify.

595
00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:37,291
An app that facilitates the male orgasm?
Easy money.

596
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,166
No.

597
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:40,916
It's hard. It's not easy.

598
00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:44,708
It's months of collecting
different kinds of data

599
00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:46,166
and creating an algorithm.

600
00:32:47,791 --> 00:32:50,250
We've got a fucking amazing product
in Sexify,

601
00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:52,375
and you're going to ruin it all
with your lie.

602
00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:53,875
Mm. Relax.

603
00:32:53,958 --> 00:32:56,458
Monika is the queen
of field-testing live organisms.

604
00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:59,041
No, actually. Not anymore.
I'm focusing on work.

605
00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:01,000
So… On your mark, Tinder girl.

606
00:33:03,666 --> 00:33:04,916
I don't have Tinder.

607
00:33:06,541 --> 00:33:08,916
Wait. How long have you been single?

608
00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:11,958
And you don't have Tinder?

609
00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:15,416
I don't like all those apps.

610
00:33:16,541 --> 00:33:17,375
Oh.

611
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,125
Fuck it. We've got Adam.

612
00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,583
[tense music plays]

613
00:33:25,458 --> 00:33:27,458
[upbeat music plays]

614
00:33:29,666 --> 00:33:31,666
[crowd screaming]

615
00:33:32,958 --> 00:33:34,041
[man] Hey, kids!

616
00:33:34,875 --> 00:33:37,375
Cake! Come on in!

617
00:33:48,125 --> 00:33:51,666
All righty, cake. Here we go.

618
00:33:55,416 --> 00:33:57,041
Okay. Max…

619
00:33:57,125 --> 00:34:00,750
[all] Three! Two! And one!

620
00:34:00,833 --> 00:34:03,041
[all cheer]

621
00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:11,625
[upbeat music continues]

622
00:34:39,958 --> 00:34:42,000
[upbeat music ends]

623
00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:44,083
[electronic music plays]

624
00:35:13,208 --> 00:35:15,166
[electronic music ends]

625
00:35:16,541 --> 00:35:18,541
[electronic music plays]

626
00:35:34,291 --> 00:35:36,541
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