1 00:00:17,041 --> 00:00:18,125 What's with the face? 2 00:00:19,958 --> 00:00:23,375 It's just something isn't right here with the data. 3 00:00:23,875 --> 00:00:25,125 Right. 4 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:27,583 We're doing all the heavy work here 5 00:00:27,666 --> 00:00:29,833 and yet where is our superior? 6 00:00:31,208 --> 00:00:32,625 All right. 7 00:00:35,916 --> 00:00:39,041 Uh, guys, as you probably noticed, our plan is working. 8 00:00:39,125 --> 00:00:41,291 We've got people we can interview. 9 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,666 However, we need more questions and better ones. 10 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:46,000 That's why today me and the other girls 11 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:48,083 will be going out to see some sex experts to help us. 12 00:00:48,166 --> 00:00:49,000 Hey, what's up? 13 00:00:56,875 --> 00:01:00,166 So, right now you guys just keep analyzing the data we have. 14 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:01,666 And we'll be back in the evening. 15 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:04,708 So until then, Sexify rests on your shoulders. 16 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:10,666 THE BOYS 17 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:12,166 Please don't fuck it up. 18 00:01:12,666 --> 00:01:15,791 IN PURSUIT OF A BETTER APP 19 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:17,541 GO 20 00:01:19,041 --> 00:01:21,125 The glans, right? 21 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:22,916 And now I have a task for all of you here. 22 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,333 That includes ladies and gentlemen as well. 23 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:29,458 Everyone, take one of these and using our model, show us the areas… 24 00:01:29,541 --> 00:01:30,583 PENIS MAINTENANCE WORKSHOP 25 00:01:30,666 --> 00:01:33,958 …that in your personal opinion are the most sensitive parts. 26 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,541 Fortune favors the bold, so let's get going, okay? 27 00:01:39,458 --> 00:01:40,583 Go ahead. 28 00:01:41,833 --> 00:01:43,541 Pin it up. Yes, be bold. 29 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:44,750 That's very good work. 30 00:01:46,416 --> 00:01:47,625 Don't be shy. 31 00:01:48,791 --> 00:01:49,875 That's it. 32 00:01:50,583 --> 00:01:51,625 Very nice. 33 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:53,875 Pin it in. Good. 34 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:57,791 Excellent. 35 00:01:57,875 --> 00:01:59,583 Yes, you should try too, sir. 36 00:02:10,708 --> 00:02:13,583 This will be even weirder if we don't talk the whole time. 37 00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:15,500 I'm coming! 38 00:02:16,583 --> 00:02:18,041 I'll be right there. 39 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:21,666 Oh. 40 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:27,250 You must be those married millionaires looking for gizmos for the bedroom. 41 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:29,958 -No, I'm not with him. -Or a millionaire. 42 00:02:30,625 --> 00:02:31,666 Uh-huh. 43 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:34,000 So, you're Sexify. 44 00:02:36,708 --> 00:02:39,458 Follow me to the land of male fantasies. 45 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:44,666 The key to our success is customization. 46 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:50,875 Our clients here, which so far have only been men, 47 00:02:50,958 --> 00:02:54,875 can choose every little detail of the body that they would like. 48 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:58,291 From what kind of toes to everything. 49 00:02:58,958 --> 00:02:59,791 Mm-hmm. 50 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:03,958 That said, the real magic happens right here. 51 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:07,541 MODESTY, SUBMISSIVENESS, LENIENCY 52 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:33,000 While modern culture is stifling masculinity, 53 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,541 there's only one path 54 00:03:35,625 --> 00:03:39,166 that will allow us to reclaim our real power. 55 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:41,708 It's nature's path. 56 00:03:42,958 --> 00:03:44,375 Well, what do you think? 57 00:03:46,125 --> 00:03:48,625 I think I've been out there mushroom picking before. 58 00:03:50,583 --> 00:03:52,208 Dad, focus, please! 59 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:56,416 Well, darling, I don't know if this type of meeting is for me. 60 00:03:57,541 --> 00:04:00,041 Let's go. Maybe you'll find it helps. 61 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:02,958 An ejaculation-free orgasm 62 00:04:04,375 --> 00:04:06,000 is waiting for you. 63 00:04:08,125 --> 00:04:10,583 Why are we wasting time on all of these stupid questions 64 00:04:10,666 --> 00:04:12,166 when Sexiguy works fine? 65 00:04:14,958 --> 00:04:16,250 Hey Creep, don't you know yet? 66 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:20,541 -Don't I know what? -That your app is getting an update. 67 00:04:21,291 --> 00:04:23,625 What do you mean "update"? 68 00:04:27,791 --> 00:04:30,291 Well he's saying it's gonna be discarded. 69 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:32,958 They tricked me again! 70 00:04:33,041 --> 00:04:36,375 They said Sexiguy is genius! Why don't we improve it together? 71 00:04:36,458 --> 00:04:38,916 They're trying to make it an app for eunuchs! 72 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,875 It's normal for a product to evolve during the creative process. 73 00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:45,166 When Columbus set sail, he was looking for India. 74 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:46,083 Sure. 75 00:04:46,708 --> 00:04:49,916 If Columbus looked at the horizon and saw Natalia, Paulina, and Monika, 76 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 he wouldn't have docked. 77 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,208 And for good reason. 78 00:04:53,166 --> 00:04:54,875 I'd take scurvy over that bunch. 79 00:04:55,375 --> 00:04:58,833 I can tell you don't appreciate the genius of Sexiguy Men by Rafał. 80 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:00,291 And Grześ. 81 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:02,541 I don't understand why you're so mad, Rafał. 82 00:05:02,625 --> 00:05:03,958 You got your money, right? 83 00:05:04,666 --> 00:05:07,541 -You work in a young, dynamic team… -Yup. 84 00:05:07,625 --> 00:05:09,041 Yeah, I have money for right now. 85 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:11,708 -However, money runs out. -Sure does. 86 00:05:11,791 --> 00:05:13,458 That said, fame is forever! 87 00:05:14,041 --> 00:05:16,125 I want to be Columbus. I don't want to be a deckhand. 88 00:05:16,208 --> 00:05:18,875 I want the whole world to hear about the app Sexiguy Men by Rafał! 89 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:20,041 -And Grześ. -And Grześ. 90 00:05:21,208 --> 00:05:22,375 And Grześ. 91 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,000 Could I get some tissues? 92 00:05:28,416 --> 00:05:29,416 There you go. 93 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,333 Two-fifty. 94 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:32,333 Thank you. 95 00:05:40,416 --> 00:05:42,416 WORLD OF COMPUTERS 96 00:05:47,208 --> 00:05:49,041 Raffy, don't get any dumb ideas. 97 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:50,208 I won't. Don't worry. 98 00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:52,041 I won't. 99 00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:53,333 Please don't fuck it up. 100 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,166 I'M SORRY 101 00:06:10,916 --> 00:06:13,208 PENIS HANDLING WORKSHOP 102 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:22,166 Adam? 103 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:24,000 What's up? 104 00:06:24,625 --> 00:06:27,000 Natalia's not here right now. She's on a quest. 105 00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:29,666 -A quest? -I figured she told you. 106 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:33,583 No, I didn't know. 107 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:36,875 Yeah, we're still struggling with that app for guys. 108 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:40,083 There's… 109 00:06:42,541 --> 00:06:44,666 -One for guys now? -Guys who can't get it up. 110 00:06:48,333 --> 00:06:49,541 Would you like a sandwich? 111 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:50,958 I'll have one. 112 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:53,125 You're already eating. 113 00:06:53,208 --> 00:06:55,375 But I'll gladly have another snack. 114 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,208 Natalia's not here, but… 115 00:07:01,916 --> 00:07:04,833 -You didn't put any pins in. -I don't really vibe with it. 116 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:07,708 I hear that. Glad I'm not the only one. 117 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:10,750 Natalia. 118 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:12,750 Alina. 119 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:15,416 So, why'd you come here? 120 00:07:15,916 --> 00:07:18,875 -I hoped it could help me out. -In your relationship? 121 00:07:19,541 --> 00:07:21,375 No, my work. 122 00:07:21,958 --> 00:07:23,416 Oh, so you're an escort? 123 00:07:24,541 --> 00:07:25,791 -No. -Oh. 124 00:07:26,291 --> 00:07:28,083 I'm sorry. I took you for someone else. 125 00:07:28,166 --> 00:07:32,083 I'm the CTO of Sexify. An app that will revolutionize sex. 126 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:35,375 Oh, I think I've heard of it. 127 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:39,416 And you are… 128 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:40,791 A dominatrix. 129 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:51,166 YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL FANTASIES 130 00:07:52,625 --> 00:07:54,791 DOMINATRIX 131 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:55,708 Hold on! 132 00:07:58,041 --> 00:08:02,833 Artificial intelligence is what makes our girls virtually… human. 133 00:08:03,666 --> 00:08:07,375 They learn your preferences like an internet browser would. 134 00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:11,666 And do you collect data on what the owners usually expect from the dolls? 135 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:15,500 We don't need that kind of data. The girls we have are adaptable 136 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:20,291 and they are all tailored to the needs of particular clients. 137 00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:23,708 Excuse me, 138 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:25,875 if I'm being honest with you, 139 00:08:25,958 --> 00:08:28,041 this whole thing is a bit sad, isn't it? 140 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:30,208 That men need something like this. 141 00:08:30,291 --> 00:08:31,583 Well, miss, 142 00:08:31,666 --> 00:08:35,041 at the end of the day, it's all about reducing tension 143 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:38,000 and we find that applies to men as well as women. 144 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:40,083 All of our dolls guarantee 145 00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:43,750 that you will maintain complete independence in life. 146 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:46,458 And that right there is what our clients truly value. 147 00:08:50,833 --> 00:08:52,041 What are you looking at? 148 00:08:53,875 --> 00:08:55,291 So, we're talking after all? 149 00:08:57,583 --> 00:09:00,958 Let's go. The ceremony will be starting shortly. 150 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:02,791 The what? 151 00:09:03,791 --> 00:09:06,875 First of all, I want to thank you for finding the time for me. 152 00:09:06,958 --> 00:09:10,250 I have all your issues from way back when you still were in print. 153 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:11,166 It's a pity that 154 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:13,583 the readers of World of Computers prefer to have their world 155 00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:16,750 on a computer. 156 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:24,416 Thank you. You see, humor is my forte. 157 00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:26,250 It's hard to miss. 158 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:30,458 Oh, and would you give my regards to Free Frag. He's my favorite author. 159 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:33,208 Actually, I don't know him. 160 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:35,083 I'm an intern. 161 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:38,041 Oh. 162 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:41,458 All right, then. 163 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:44,083 Let's get down to business, shall we? 164 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,000 Mm-hmm. 165 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:47,125 I would like for the whole world to hear about our app 166 00:09:47,208 --> 00:09:49,666 Sexiguy Men by Rafał and Grześ. 167 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:51,916 This app is a true wingman for any hardcore players who-- 168 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,958 Yes, we examined the app at the office. 169 00:09:54,958 --> 00:09:56,916 The thing that caught our attention was 170 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,166 how similar the layout for your application is 171 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,708 when compared to the layout of the Sexify press kit. 172 00:10:03,125 --> 00:10:04,041 Oh, you think so? 173 00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:06,125 I really hadn't noticed that. 174 00:10:06,708 --> 00:10:09,583 But allow me to finish my thought. This app is a true wingman-- 175 00:10:09,666 --> 00:10:11,666 Did you use Sexify for your inspiration? 176 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:16,125 And do you happen to know when Sexify is finally going to launch? 177 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:19,541 I learned that you studied with two of the creators of Sexify 178 00:10:19,625 --> 00:10:20,833 when you were at school. 179 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,791 Very well, uh, you see… 180 00:10:27,291 --> 00:10:30,416 Sexiguy is working with the girls who work on Sexify, 181 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:33,291 If we could just focus on what I was saying before, Miss-- 182 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:34,458 Just a second. 183 00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:37,416 You're telling me that the girls of Sexify are behind Sexiguy? 184 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,958 That's not what I said. I was the only creator on that. 185 00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:41,125 And Grześ. 186 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:46,916 That said, currently, I am working under a wing of Sexify. 187 00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:53,458 It all just happened kind of naturally for me. 188 00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:56,333 -Naturally? -Mm-hmm. 189 00:10:57,041 --> 00:10:59,458 I worked for a long time as a canine behaviorist, 190 00:10:59,541 --> 00:11:01,958 but it turns out I have a horrible fur allergy. 191 00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:05,208 A canine behaviorist allergic to dogs. 192 00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:06,333 Can you imagine? 193 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:13,916 Uh… and um, he doesn't mind that I came here? 194 00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:16,291 Who him? 195 00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:18,583 Of course, he does. 196 00:11:19,958 --> 00:11:21,458 And I'll get a big tip for it. 197 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,125 Oh. Goddamn it! 198 00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:27,541 Oh… 199 00:11:29,625 --> 00:11:31,958 This is one downside of this kind of work. 200 00:11:32,541 --> 00:11:37,000 I have to take all this off to find that noodle. I'll be right back. 201 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,958 Um, excuse me, can I ask you a question? 202 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,125 At your service. 203 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:56,916 -Why are you doing this? -Me? 204 00:11:57,666 --> 00:11:59,875 I'm a good boy. I'm not doing anything. 205 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:04,208 No, what I'm asking is what do you get out of this? 206 00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:06,083 All of this. 207 00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,541 This? 208 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:11,208 Here, nothing is up to me. 209 00:12:11,708 --> 00:12:13,541 -Exactly. -Exactly. 210 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:16,458 -And you know who I am. -You've got a mask. 211 00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:19,291 Oh, that's right. 212 00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:21,666 I'll tell you this. 213 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,125 In my life, every decision matters. 214 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:28,166 It feels incredible to have a moment to give up control. 215 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,833 You should try it. 216 00:12:31,916 --> 00:12:33,541 I recommend it wholeheartedly. 217 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:39,000 There's that face again. Careful or it'll stick. 218 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:42,750 -One question is bothering me. -Doctor, we're free until tonight. 219 00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:44,833 We can just idle the time away. 220 00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:48,000 We could check out World of Computers, for example. 221 00:12:57,875 --> 00:12:58,708 You know what? 222 00:12:58,791 --> 00:13:02,500 Sorry, I… I'm gonna go over these results from home. 223 00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:05,291 Doctor. 224 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:07,916 Do you see that? 225 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,083 "Tonight we will publish the findings of our investigation." 226 00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:18,166 "Sexify, sexist instead of sexual." 227 00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:20,625 What's this about? 228 00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:22,416 About Sexiguy? 229 00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:25,083 Nobody knows Sexiguy is Sexify. 230 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:26,958 Or we'd all be fucked here. 231 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,416 And we are. 232 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,708 Oh, World of Computers? 233 00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:32,958 I gave them an interview today. 234 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,291 They invited me. 235 00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:36,708 Please don't fuck it up. 236 00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:38,166 Columbus. 237 00:13:39,916 --> 00:13:40,750 Let's go. 238 00:13:41,916 --> 00:13:42,958 You've gotta be joking. 239 00:13:58,541 --> 00:14:01,333 That's it! Don't be shy, beasties! 240 00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:07,000 Don't forget this. 241 00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:09,416 No one is judging anyone who is here tonight! 242 00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:14,416 Would anyone out there judge a rock? 243 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,833 The bark of a tree, you wouldn't judge that. 244 00:14:16,916 --> 00:14:19,291 When in nature, things just simply exist! 245 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:25,250 Yes! Take your shoes off. 246 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,416 No shoes are allowed. 247 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,375 Shoes! Shoes! 248 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,416 Allow your feet to be free. 249 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:32,833 Ah! 250 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:43,291 Can you feel that? 251 00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:44,916 How your feet connect with the earth? 252 00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:47,375 Can you feel it? 253 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:49,416 Yeah! 254 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,750 And now, all of you, come closer. 255 00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,166 Let me welcome you 256 00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:57,791 to our tribal bonfire with us. 257 00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:04,541 For today, we will become closer, closer to our planet. 258 00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:07,916 We'll wake your inner animal who's been slumbering, 259 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,875 who has been hibernating for too long. 260 00:15:12,791 --> 00:15:17,875 To have good sex, you have to find another who can feel the earth. 261 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:27,750 Yes! Very good! Very good. 262 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:36,000 We have gathered here to bind Jan Baniak 263 00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:39,916 and Lena 3000 Limited Edition in holy matrimony. 264 00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:47,833 Is this a joke? 265 00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:48,750 By no means. 266 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,750 Poland is still very conservative 267 00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:55,291 when it comes to the subject of taking a doll for your bride. 268 00:15:57,083 --> 00:16:00,833 Many of the clients we have subscribe to traditional values, 269 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,166 so we did our best to accommodate them. 270 00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:08,375 And that little man is… 271 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:10,666 Pastor Mitch. He's in Sydney. 272 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,041 That there is his hologram. 273 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:16,375 If anyone knows a reason why these two shouldn't be married, 274 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:21,708 let them speak now, or forever hold their peace. 275 00:16:28,666 --> 00:16:29,500 I'm sorry. 276 00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:34,083 Sorry, but I feel obligated to point out that you're getting married to a doll. 277 00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:35,416 Tell me something I don't know. 278 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:40,041 Have you ever considered perhaps, uh, looking for a living wife? 279 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,083 I had one for twenty years. 280 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,041 And guess what? It didn't work out. 281 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,500 If this is what the future looks like, I'm withdrawing from technology. 282 00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:09,416 You know, Mom was my animal. 283 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:11,666 Your mom. 284 00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:14,500 I know that, Dad. 285 00:17:18,541 --> 00:17:19,916 Paulinka, I'm sorry. 286 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,291 I know you wanted to help me, but I wasn't made for these things. 287 00:17:23,791 --> 00:17:24,833 Those Tinders 288 00:17:25,791 --> 00:17:26,750 and orgasms… 289 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:28,583 What are they called? 290 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,833 Ejaculation-free, Dad. 291 00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:37,458 I always did it normally with your mom. 292 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:50,208 So, you're telling me that Sexiguy doesn't belong to Sexify? 293 00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:59,916 You see, that question doesn't have a clear-cut answer. 294 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,833 No? 295 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:05,041 Well, Miss, uh… 296 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,916 The thing that we'd like to suggest to you 297 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,833 is for your article to focus solely on the innovation of the Sexiguy men app, 298 00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:12,416 and its creator. 299 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,666 That would fix all our problems. 300 00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,291 The thing is, I don't have a problem. 301 00:18:19,541 --> 00:18:23,041 Miss, the issue here is that Sexify is a pro-woman application. 302 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,708 It's for women by women. 303 00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:27,333 And your article, based on a misunderstanding, 304 00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:30,583 possibly could cause the fairer sex to get irrationally mad 305 00:18:30,666 --> 00:18:32,083 at our product unfairly. 306 00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,875 And I'm sure you know chicks can be unforgiving. 307 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:41,625 Why don't you show a little female solidarity? 308 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,083 Female solidarity with you? 309 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:47,750 You serious? 310 00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:51,250 Gentlemen, listen… 311 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,458 I'm an intern in this editorial office. 312 00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:58,083 I usually spend my days rewriting clickbait leads from foreign websites. 313 00:18:58,791 --> 00:18:59,875 And now I've got a choice. 314 00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:01,750 Publish an article today 315 00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:05,083 that exposes how there is sexism in a large Polish start-up, 316 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,208 something that fulfills my professional ambitions. 317 00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:12,958 Of course, I could also rewrite that piece about the dog that learned to play Tetris 318 00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:15,958 in the name of female solidarity with you girls. 319 00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:26,833 -Relax, no one reads it except for geeks. -Is that so? 320 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,041 SAME GRAPHICS AS SEXIFY, BUT TRAGIC CONTENT 321 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,541 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WOKE ANYBODY KNOWS WHAT'S UP? 322 00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:42,291 SAME THING AGAIN 323 00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:45,708 Our only task today was not to fuck anything up. 324 00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:58,833 Before we say goodbye, 325 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:03,083 I would like to show you one more thing. 326 00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:08,166 The apple of my eye. 327 00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:11,333 Sexify. 328 00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:22,875 This business was run by three young girls. 329 00:20:23,916 --> 00:20:28,208 I invested in them, because it's not only a calculated cash grab, but… 330 00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:31,916 this business was born out of passion. 331 00:20:32,916 --> 00:20:34,583 What I value the most. 332 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:41,000 I hope it will be also a great asset to 333 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,625 Vertigo Funding Group. 334 00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:44,541 Sorry. 335 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:47,166 Hello. 336 00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:50,458 How's it going? 337 00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:52,500 Um… 338 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,000 Um… 339 00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,958 I'm really sorry for being late. 340 00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:02,083 You no longer work here. 341 00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:13,083 This here is the final stop of our trip. 342 00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:16,208 Meet Violetta. 343 00:21:33,791 --> 00:21:34,666 Hello. 344 00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:37,458 Tell me what your name is. 345 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,000 Monika. 346 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:41,250 I was asking him. 347 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,583 -I am Maks. -I like your name. 348 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:53,708 Thank you. 349 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:57,416 Um. 350 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:02,416 I've always felt like it's a name for a… well, a dog. 351 00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:05,333 But my mom was adamant. 352 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,375 Wow, you are so funny. 353 00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:19,583 And what about yourself? 354 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:22,583 What are you like? 355 00:22:23,416 --> 00:22:24,875 What would you like me to be like? 356 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:26,958 Um… 357 00:22:27,791 --> 00:22:31,250 Well I guess I would like it if you'd stop answering questions with more questions. 358 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:32,375 I won't do that. 359 00:22:33,916 --> 00:22:34,916 Ever. 360 00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:44,416 I don't like you, Violetta. 361 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,083 Look, there's no one here. 362 00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:52,583 They're either at lunch or at the wedding party. 363 00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:53,666 And what of it? 364 00:23:01,416 --> 00:23:02,583 What are you doing? 365 00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:05,291 Some quick empowerment. Watch the doors, okay? 366 00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:06,291 SUBMISSIVENESS 367 00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:07,916 No. 368 00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:12,208 -No, Monika! No, no, no, no. -You're not looking, or no one's there? 369 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,916 Both. Neither. 370 00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:20,208 -Now the girls will be cooler. -Monika, you can't do that! 371 00:23:20,291 --> 00:23:22,083 Oh, there you two are! 372 00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:25,208 What is it you can't do? 373 00:23:28,291 --> 00:23:32,208 Well, we can't… stop marveling at your genius products. 374 00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:38,833 Are you sure you're not from our factory? 375 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:43,333 Joking. Joking. 376 00:23:43,416 --> 00:23:46,166 That's a good one. You're so funny. 377 00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:05,208 Oh! Hi, Gosia. 378 00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:08,416 It's me. Marek. 379 00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:11,541 Oh, Marek, I couldn't recognize you in that. 380 00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:14,166 It's electric. 381 00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:18,458 -You seeing Monika? -Yes, she was out. 382 00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:19,500 She's not there? 383 00:24:20,166 --> 00:24:22,000 Too bad. I wanted to visit her. 384 00:24:23,666 --> 00:24:24,791 Show her my bike. 385 00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:28,291 -Looks cool. -It's a stereo hybrid. 386 00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:29,208 Hmm. 387 00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:31,500 How is everything going for you? 388 00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:34,250 I heard recently a few of your projects were going south. 389 00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,708 Nah, just a temporary turbulence is all. 390 00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:38,958 Nothing to worry over. 391 00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:42,541 -Well, I'm sure that you'll recover soon. -Of course. 392 00:24:43,375 --> 00:24:44,458 The Vertigo guys, 393 00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:47,541 they've got some momentum, but I'll catch up to them. 394 00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:49,708 Of course, Marek. Bye! 395 00:24:50,666 --> 00:24:51,750 See ya, Gosia. 396 00:24:55,208 --> 00:24:58,625 ARE YOU AFRAID THAT YOUR PARTNER CAN ONLY BE SATISFIED BY PENETRATION? 397 00:24:58,708 --> 00:25:01,375 ARE YOU AFRAID THAT YOUR PENIS HAS THE WRONG SHAPE? 398 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:04,333 DO YOU HAVE CONCERNS THAT YOU WILL "FAIL" DURING SEX? 399 00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:30,458 GREETINGS FROM PORTUGAL 400 00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:47,791 Paulinka, shall we go? 401 00:25:54,875 --> 00:25:56,166 Are you feeling okay? 402 00:25:58,375 --> 00:26:01,541 -Everything has changed now. -Excuse me? 403 00:26:04,416 --> 00:26:07,500 Everything that you had in your relationship with Mom is over. 404 00:26:08,416 --> 00:26:09,416 You understand? 405 00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:11,750 Get that in your head. 406 00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:14,333 It's time to move on because you have to move on. 407 00:26:14,416 --> 00:26:15,583 You need to go forward. 408 00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:18,375 Where should I go then? 409 00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:24,375 For starters, back to that room. Come on. 410 00:26:25,416 --> 00:26:28,041 Remember, the world is indifferent towards us. 411 00:26:28,541 --> 00:26:30,625 -I know it may sound a bit scary… -Excuse me! 412 00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:32,958 …and cold, but it should be a source of heat. 413 00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:34,625 Excuse me. Excuse me! 414 00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:37,583 Hey, what's up? 415 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:40,875 Do you have a question? 416 00:26:40,958 --> 00:26:42,291 Yeah. No. 417 00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:45,583 What I've got is a bear over there to awaken. 418 00:26:46,541 --> 00:26:47,375 Here. 419 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:49,375 Nice to meet you. 420 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,333 Do you know how you can tell that a guy is gay? 421 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,708 He wants to get married. 422 00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,791 Seriously. 423 00:26:57,875 --> 00:27:00,541 Whenever marriage comes up at parties, 424 00:27:00,625 --> 00:27:03,541 all my gay friends go, "Yes, I want a wedding." 425 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:06,458 "I even made a protest banner for it." 426 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:08,583 "Finish that wine. Let's go to a rally!" 427 00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:12,583 However, when I ask the same question of my straight friends, 428 00:27:12,666 --> 00:27:16,666 I always hear, "No, no, no. Quiet, quiet. Not in front of Kasia. Touchy subject." 429 00:27:18,250 --> 00:27:21,458 Personally, I'm the exception among my fellow gays. 430 00:27:22,125 --> 00:27:25,041 I don't want to get married. I don't want its aftermath. 431 00:27:25,125 --> 00:27:27,958 I believe an engagement holds a lot more fire. 432 00:27:28,458 --> 00:27:32,791 I have a vision of when I'm old, half deaf. I've got a sore back. 433 00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:39,583 And I'm travelling to a spa with my 80-year-old fiancé. 434 00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:47,458 Hey, old friend. What brings you here? 435 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,000 I've got a feeling it's not comedy. 436 00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:54,083 I wanted to say thanks for the postcard. 437 00:27:56,458 --> 00:28:00,291 And I wanted to talk with you about what it is that men need. 438 00:28:00,375 --> 00:28:01,875 Evidently postcards. 439 00:28:02,791 --> 00:28:05,875 Since you showed up to thank me after a year. 440 00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:12,541 I'm doing research on, um… finding what the sexual needs of men are. 441 00:28:14,375 --> 00:28:15,541 So ask yourself. 442 00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:17,833 If I recall correctly, you have sex. 443 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:22,083 Men don't respond to me the way they do to you. 444 00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:25,833 You'd be surprised. 445 00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:42,291 All right, what are the questions? 446 00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:44,583 What are the questions… Hmm… 447 00:28:45,541 --> 00:28:47,750 What should one do to make it better? 448 00:28:48,541 --> 00:28:52,083 I mean, so that it's not a performance, but an encounter. 449 00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:56,291 Why are you asking me when I've been performing my whole life? 450 00:28:56,375 --> 00:28:59,291 That's my way of dealing with uncomfortable things in life. 451 00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:01,333 I call out my demons from deep within 452 00:29:01,416 --> 00:29:05,291 I invite them on stage to dance at "Laughing Thursday" each week. 453 00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:10,708 And you're constantly in fear. All your life, you just stand there. 454 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:16,791 Life passes you by. And then you wake up with some postcard. 455 00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:22,166 Don't be so scared, buddy. 456 00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:34,250 Is this your partner? 457 00:29:35,833 --> 00:29:36,750 No, that's my dad. 458 00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:40,583 Oh. 459 00:29:41,375 --> 00:29:46,916 -Dad has just split up with Mom and-- -Um, Paulina, right? Yes, I'm correct. 460 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,625 Uh, why don't you give the mic to your father. 461 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,750 So… 462 00:29:54,791 --> 00:29:57,125 who are you, and what brings you here? 463 00:29:57,833 --> 00:29:58,666 Oh, right, uh… 464 00:29:59,666 --> 00:30:00,500 PAULINA'S FATHER 465 00:30:00,541 --> 00:30:02,166 I am Paulina's father. 466 00:30:03,875 --> 00:30:04,750 Uh-huh. 467 00:30:05,916 --> 00:30:08,708 And who else are you, besides the father of Paulina? 468 00:30:10,750 --> 00:30:14,583 Um, I'm also Pola, Patrycja, and Pawełek's dad. 469 00:30:14,666 --> 00:30:15,916 Right, I see. 470 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,166 And, uh, do you have a name of your own, 471 00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:23,458 or are you just a Moominpappa from Poland? 472 00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:27,250 -Shh! -No, no. Sorry. Of course I have a name. 473 00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:28,541 Zygmunt Malinowski. 474 00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:31,416 Zygmunt Malinowski! That's a great name! 475 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:32,666 Let's hear it for Zygmunt! 476 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:36,875 Zygmunt. 477 00:30:37,916 --> 00:30:40,125 Zyg-m-t! Zyg-m-t! 478 00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:44,750 It reminds me of thunder. The power of lightning. 479 00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:46,625 I like it. 480 00:30:47,125 --> 00:30:48,375 Thank you kindly. 481 00:30:48,458 --> 00:30:52,166 So then, Zygmunt Malinowski, what has happened to you? 482 00:30:53,666 --> 00:30:57,916 Well, like Paulinka already mentioned earlier, 483 00:30:58,583 --> 00:31:00,083 I've got some issues with my wife. 484 00:31:00,750 --> 00:31:01,750 What issues are those? 485 00:31:06,916 --> 00:31:08,333 She left me for another. 486 00:31:09,708 --> 00:31:11,958 All right. Easy, everyone. Easy. Just relax. 487 00:31:12,041 --> 00:31:15,041 We are not going to focus on the wife here, okay? 488 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:18,083 Let us stay present with Zygmunt Malinowski. 489 00:31:21,041 --> 00:31:23,458 How is it that you're feeling about it? 490 00:31:26,458 --> 00:31:28,416 -I feel helpless. -Of course. 491 00:31:29,458 --> 00:31:32,291 And for so many years, you've only been Paulina's dad. 492 00:31:32,375 --> 00:31:34,250 And Pola's, Patrycja's, and Pawełek's. 493 00:31:35,583 --> 00:31:41,333 And now, you have to, once again be Zygmunt Malinowski. 494 00:31:41,416 --> 00:31:42,291 And that's not easy. 495 00:31:42,791 --> 00:31:44,000 It hasn't been. 496 00:31:44,083 --> 00:31:45,416 You're afraid 497 00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:50,541 that you have nothing left to offer the world, is that right? 498 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:52,958 You're wrong! 499 00:31:53,041 --> 00:31:55,500 Because listen to me. 500 00:31:56,791 --> 00:32:00,041 Never have I've never met 501 00:32:00,125 --> 00:32:03,708 a better Zygmunt Malinowski than you. 502 00:32:04,416 --> 00:32:07,750 You're incredible. The best at being Zygmunt Malinowski. 503 00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:11,291 Do you all know a better Zygmunt Malinowski? 504 00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:12,833 -No! -No! 505 00:32:12,916 --> 00:32:16,458 Exactly! It looks as if you somehow forgot about 506 00:32:16,541 --> 00:32:20,708 the needs of this member of the endangered Zygmunt Malinowski species. 507 00:32:20,791 --> 00:32:24,041 And so right now, you start taking care of that beast. 508 00:32:24,125 --> 00:32:26,708 Bravo! Zygmunt! 509 00:32:26,791 --> 00:32:33,458 Zygmunt! 510 00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:46,333 I'm always just performing. 511 00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:49,833 That's my way of dealing with uncomfortable things in life. 512 00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:58,416 Don't be so scared. 513 00:33:02,041 --> 00:33:05,333 …AFRAID… …WORRIED… 514 00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:08,625 SATISFACTION, AMBIVALENCE, FEAR 515 00:33:18,833 --> 00:33:20,250 You know who does that? Nobody. 516 00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:25,916 You can't turn off a working app. It's unprofessional. 517 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,750 Seriously, Columbus? You're gonna teach me about professionalism? 518 00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:33,750 And besides that, it will end our research right now. 519 00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:35,000 How will we make a new app 520 00:33:35,083 --> 00:33:37,333 if we end our research by shutting it down? 521 00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:38,500 That's true. 522 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,958 However, if we don't immediately cut off access 523 00:33:42,041 --> 00:33:46,000 to your cavern of trash, we're all gonna drown in a shit storm. 524 00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:48,000 One you made for use so graciously. 525 00:33:52,250 --> 00:33:54,958 I just feel like we should talk to the girls before we do it. 526 00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:02,791 You have to understand. This is… Sexiguy Men by Rafał. 527 00:34:05,333 --> 00:34:06,708 It's my life's work. 528 00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:10,458 You're right about that. It's yours. So you turn it off. 529 00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:40,333 Ready to input new questions? 530 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:46,041 -There won't be any questions. -What? 531 00:34:48,791 --> 00:34:50,000 They turned off Sexiguy. 532 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:53,291 Sit down. 533 00:34:58,583 --> 00:34:59,416 Read it. 534 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:04,875 "If you've been wondering what's going on with Sexify?" 535 00:35:05,916 --> 00:35:10,833 "It turns out that its founders have been busy creating the Sexiguy app." 536 00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:14,250 "One look at what's on the app takes us back to the schoolyard 537 00:35:14,333 --> 00:35:16,041 in terms of talking about sex." 538 00:35:16,791 --> 00:35:19,416 -How do they even know we're involved? -Keep reading. 539 00:35:21,375 --> 00:35:24,833 "The shockingly misogynist side of Sexify was revealed to us 540 00:35:24,916 --> 00:35:26,000 by a member of their team, 541 00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:27,625 Rafał Palech." 542 00:35:28,291 --> 00:35:30,041 "Palech." 543 00:35:30,791 --> 00:35:32,625 She couldn't even get my name right. 544 00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:35,083 You think that's your biggest problem? 545 00:35:36,083 --> 00:35:37,750 This could be the end of us. 546 00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:41,750 Listen, it seems that turning off Sexiguy solved the issue. 547 00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:45,250 After the initial hype, we're no longer trending, 548 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:48,500 'cause people can't verify if the article is telling the truth or not. 549 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:50,041 We can't ask any more questions. 550 00:35:51,166 --> 00:35:53,833 I think we already know everything we need to. 551 00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:57,041 I was analyzing our results earlier today. 552 00:35:57,750 --> 00:36:02,958 Every guy, without exception, is afraid of making a fool of himself in bed. 553 00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:06,541 They're worried they won't get hard. 554 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:12,541 And if they do, it'll last too short or too long, or that it won't be enough. 555 00:36:13,416 --> 00:36:15,875 They also worry that their penis might be too small 556 00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:17,500 or too thin, big, thick, whatever. 557 00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:25,708 Everyone wants to feel proud, but they're afraid of being misjudged. 558 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:30,916 Of their dicks being inadequate, of themselves being inadequate. 559 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,125 And that's why we act. 560 00:36:33,875 --> 00:36:34,708 Why we pretend. 561 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:36,333 Out of fear. 562 00:36:37,791 --> 00:36:39,750 Even though we all share the same fear. 563 00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:44,583 I believe that everyone feels lonely with it. 564 00:36:52,416 --> 00:36:54,291 That's what this app should be about. 565 00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:07,958 Zygmunt! 566 00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:12,625 DOCTOR, JABBA, PALECH, NATALIA about.