1 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,083 [whimsical music plays] 2 00:00:11,166 --> 00:00:13,125 -[rhythmic drumming] -[air horn blaring] 3 00:00:15,875 --> 00:00:17,666 [air horn blaring] 4 00:00:18,416 --> 00:00:22,041 Isn't it funny how the symbol of the manliest manly group is a scarf? 5 00:00:22,875 --> 00:00:27,625 Maybe. However, you won't find more guys per square foot anywhere else. 6 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:30,458 Then I guess we should test out our new gizmo. 7 00:00:31,791 --> 00:00:32,625 [megaphone feedback] 8 00:00:32,708 --> 00:00:35,541 Listen up, gentlemen! 30 minutes before the start of the game. 9 00:00:35,625 --> 00:00:40,250 We would like to invite you to test our new application, Sexiguy, 10 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:44,500 an app which will definitely make your sex life better! Let's hear it for sex! 11 00:00:44,583 --> 00:00:48,125 [all cheering] 12 00:00:48,208 --> 00:00:50,208 [opening theme music plays] 13 00:00:54,875 --> 00:00:56,625 [opening theme music ends] 14 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:59,625 I'm 24 years old, and I still haven't been with someone. 15 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:04,083 But I really was hoping that I would do it with him. 16 00:01:04,583 --> 00:01:05,791 [Dr. Krynicki inhales sharply] 17 00:01:06,541 --> 00:01:09,041 Male-female relationships, I mean, damn. 18 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,125 I wasn't high profile when I was in school, so to speak. 19 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:15,666 I don't get why he'd give up. 20 00:01:16,875 --> 00:01:19,750 It just doesn't make sense. I mean, problems are there to be solved, right? 21 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:22,041 Don't you think you should be talking to… 22 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,250 well, the girls on this type of thing? 23 00:01:25,416 --> 00:01:26,541 I'm embarrassed. 24 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:29,125 We're making an app for sex, you know? 25 00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:32,791 And I can't figure out what turns my boyfriend on. 26 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:33,750 [door lock beeps] 27 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:37,833 Oh! Rafał! 28 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:42,541 [Rafał] The focus group is talking now. 29 00:01:49,125 --> 00:01:54,208 Gentlemen, what you have just witnessed is the newest version of the Sexiguy app. 30 00:01:54,916 --> 00:01:57,916 The algorithms learn things about you, you answer questions, 31 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,666 and depending on the answers, it leads you to have better sex. 32 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:01,708 SUGGEST A MASSAGE 33 00:02:02,375 --> 00:02:04,750 I can't wait to hear what you all think. 34 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,750 So then, who's first? 35 00:02:10,583 --> 00:02:11,791 All right, listen up! 36 00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:15,166 Half-time is the perfect time to check how our app works, 37 00:02:15,250 --> 00:02:19,333 which takes men into a new dimension of mature and intimate relations. 38 00:02:19,416 --> 00:02:21,458 [indistinct chatter] 39 00:02:24,458 --> 00:02:25,375 [megaphone feedback] 40 00:02:25,458 --> 00:02:28,000 Hello, sir. Wouldn't you like to have better sex? 41 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,958 No, thanks. Some of my friends talked with you earlier. 42 00:02:33,041 --> 00:02:33,916 And what did they say? 43 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,291 I feel that Sexiguy is a revolutionary app. 44 00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:43,083 It seems that not one of you picked that one. 45 00:02:44,833 --> 00:02:47,541 I would like to know why you didn't. 46 00:02:48,458 --> 00:02:53,375 The app is for sex, so why would it ask, "How are you feeling?" 47 00:02:53,458 --> 00:02:56,541 What is this? An app that's for sex or a text from my mom? 48 00:02:56,625 --> 00:02:59,208 What is missing, in my opinion, is the information to tell us 49 00:02:59,291 --> 00:03:02,416 by what percentage this app will make my sex life better. 50 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:04,916 Thirty percent? Forty percent? 51 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,166 Wasn't this an app that is supposed to 52 00:03:08,791 --> 00:03:09,791 enlarge? 53 00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:12,750 Sorry, enlarge? 54 00:03:15,375 --> 00:03:17,125 Asking for a friend, of course. 55 00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:20,875 I don't need such things. I just need to give a woman a look. 56 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:23,291 And that'll bring her straight to orgasm. 57 00:03:23,958 --> 00:03:24,791 All right. 58 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:26,833 So, 59 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:30,833 none of you, gentlemen, after testing the app, 60 00:03:31,833 --> 00:03:35,583 would be interested in downloading this onto your smartphone? 61 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:38,666 [upbeat music plays] 62 00:03:39,166 --> 00:03:40,375 It's… 63 00:03:41,916 --> 00:03:42,750 boring. 64 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:44,333 Unnecessary. 65 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:47,166 -The app's boring and unnecessary, huh? -[Rafał] Natalia! 66 00:03:47,250 --> 00:03:49,500 Or maybe you're the unnecessary and boring one! 67 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:50,791 [gasps] Do not touch me! 68 00:03:51,291 --> 00:03:52,333 Waste of time? 69 00:03:53,083 --> 00:03:56,125 Did you forget that you're here to watch people kick balls around? 70 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:57,916 Seems like you're the ones wasting time. 71 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,208 [air horn blares] 72 00:03:59,291 --> 00:04:01,916 [Natalia] We throw diamonds at your feet and instead of looking down, 73 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,541 you're just checking if your penis has gotten bigger. 74 00:04:04,625 --> 00:04:07,125 -What the fuck is wrong with you?! -Natalia. 75 00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:09,583 I don't know why you don't want help from us! 76 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:11,583 Well… 77 00:04:13,875 --> 00:04:14,833 I can't say I… 78 00:04:16,250 --> 00:04:17,458 understand you either. 79 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,375 [fan wolf-whistles] 80 00:04:22,458 --> 00:04:25,625 [all chanting] Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off, Fuck off, Fuck off! 81 00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:27,083 Se-xi-fy! 82 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:29,916 [all chanting] Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! 83 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,291 Se-xi-fy! 84 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:34,458 Fuck off! Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off! Se-xi-fy! 85 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:38,166 Fuck off! Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off! Se-xi-fy! 86 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:42,541 Fuck off! Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off! Se-xi-fy! 87 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:43,500 Fuck off! 88 00:04:44,291 --> 00:04:45,166 Listen up. 89 00:04:46,625 --> 00:04:50,666 What's important is that we've made the app for men that we wanted, right? 90 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,041 Too bad the men don't want it. 91 00:04:55,291 --> 00:04:57,458 We have to work on the user experience. 92 00:04:58,791 --> 00:05:01,166 [Rafał snorts, chuckles] 93 00:05:02,458 --> 00:05:03,541 You think this is funny? 94 00:05:06,791 --> 00:05:10,166 [tense music plays] 95 00:05:12,083 --> 00:05:13,208 Actually, yeah. 96 00:05:14,833 --> 00:05:17,250 I'm just amused by what you did 97 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:19,083 with the popular and generally well-liked app, 98 00:05:19,166 --> 00:05:21,458 Sexiguy Men by Rafał. 99 00:05:22,041 --> 00:05:26,291 You guys decided to stuff it full of all this mumbo jumbo 100 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:29,708 and now you're all acting surprised that nobody wants to use it. 101 00:05:29,791 --> 00:05:30,916 Mumbo jumbo? 102 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:34,416 -It's an expression. -Said by who? 103 00:05:35,666 --> 00:05:37,333 -Everyone? -Well I never have. 104 00:05:37,416 --> 00:05:38,416 Rafał. 105 00:05:40,458 --> 00:05:42,875 Have you even used the new app yet? 106 00:05:42,958 --> 00:05:44,958 [tense music continues] 107 00:05:54,166 --> 00:05:55,208 No… 108 00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:56,291 Mm-hmm. 109 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:03,416 However, the results of the user experience is enough for me. 110 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:06,791 We should go back to the original Sexiguy. 111 00:06:06,875 --> 00:06:08,708 The original Sexiguy is garbage. 112 00:06:09,291 --> 00:06:11,166 By cavemen. For cavemen. 113 00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:12,666 We're never gonna bring it back. 114 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:13,625 [huffs] 115 00:06:13,708 --> 00:06:14,541 All right. 116 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:16,583 So what now? 117 00:06:17,291 --> 00:06:19,625 The most important thing is that Małgorzata doesn't find out. 118 00:06:23,041 --> 00:06:25,541 We need a plan. We have to figure out what we're going to do. 119 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:26,500 [phone chimes] 120 00:06:28,916 --> 00:06:31,166 We were just about to call you. 121 00:06:32,208 --> 00:06:33,083 I assumed as much. 122 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:36,583 [Monika] Just like the girls said, the user experience, 123 00:06:36,666 --> 00:06:38,875 it's the only thing we have left to iron out. 124 00:06:38,958 --> 00:06:40,791 The app's doing great, except for that. 125 00:06:40,875 --> 00:06:42,041 It's smart now. 126 00:06:43,416 --> 00:06:45,250 It's doing great because it's smart. 127 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:48,833 Can you finish in five days? 128 00:06:50,041 --> 00:06:52,083 Well actually, um, that's the one thing. 129 00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:54,541 We need time. It isn't ready yet. 130 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,458 A little more. 131 00:06:58,250 --> 00:06:59,375 A little more? 132 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:00,666 Thirty days. 133 00:07:03,416 --> 00:07:04,833 I'll tell you what we'll do. 134 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,541 I'll give you 31 days. 135 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:14,583 Are you serious? 136 00:07:15,125 --> 00:07:17,250 [Małgorzata] I've waited this long. I can wait longer. 137 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:19,750 After all, Rome wasn't built in a day. 138 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:23,458 But I'd like for you to use your additional day 139 00:07:23,541 --> 00:07:25,666 to take some time off to rest. 140 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:28,083 Are you serious? 141 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:31,083 Well, if you think it's a bad idea, 142 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:33,833 I can always change my mind. 143 00:07:34,791 --> 00:07:36,250 No, that's wonderful. 144 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:38,166 I just want to say thank you. 145 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,500 The car is waiting for you downstairs. 146 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 [sad music plays] 147 00:08:10,375 --> 00:08:12,375 [sad music intensifies] 148 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:27,416 Maksymilian? 149 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:35,500 Hi, Rafał. 150 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:36,833 Take a seat, please. 151 00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:38,583 Sit down. 152 00:08:38,666 --> 00:08:39,833 [Maks clears throat] 153 00:08:39,916 --> 00:08:41,708 Do they serve coffee in this place? 154 00:08:42,208 --> 00:08:44,916 What? I don't know. 155 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:49,875 So, why is it that we're meeting here instead of at the office? 156 00:08:50,375 --> 00:08:51,458 [Rafał clears throat] 157 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:54,708 Listen up, Maks. 158 00:08:56,666 --> 00:09:00,541 I'm sure that you have got to be tired of having to put up with Małgorzata. 159 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:06,166 I think that we should make our own start-up with only guys. 160 00:09:06,916 --> 00:09:09,250 By men. For men. 161 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:11,000 Without any mumbo jumbo. 162 00:09:11,958 --> 00:09:13,250 Mumbo jumbo? 163 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:14,791 Yeah, it's an expression. 164 00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:18,208 The important thing is, is that I have a base of clients already 165 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,791 and you have the business know-how. 166 00:09:22,958 --> 00:09:26,250 Rafał, I have to remind you that you sold your client base 167 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,916 along with the rest of the app. 168 00:09:29,416 --> 00:09:31,250 We need to figure it out on the double. 169 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:32,583 On the double? 170 00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:35,208 Or on the sly. 171 00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:42,125 Rafał, you are a criminal genius. 172 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,833 You see? You and I, we can do great things. 173 00:09:45,416 --> 00:09:46,291 Maks. 174 00:09:46,958 --> 00:09:48,291 We don't need those women. 175 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,041 [inhales] Mm. 176 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:57,416 How can you be sure that we, you and I, will make such a great team? 177 00:09:58,958 --> 00:10:01,416 Because you and I are the same, Maks. 178 00:10:02,541 --> 00:10:03,666 We're always second. 179 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:08,000 In the background at every female whim, but we can be so much more. 180 00:10:10,416 --> 00:10:12,041 Besides, I like your style. 181 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:19,875 Well, that's some food for thought, Rafał. 182 00:10:20,458 --> 00:10:21,291 It sure is. 183 00:10:22,916 --> 00:10:25,250 -I'll tell you what we'll do. -Alright. 184 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:29,125 -You will go back to the office… -Uh-huh. 185 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:32,750 and today, you will do all you can to make this new app better. 186 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:36,083 -Okay. -Tomorrow, you'll do the same thing. 187 00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:37,000 Yeah. 188 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:41,416 And the same the day after, and the day after, and the day after that one. 189 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:46,416 All right, and what is it you'll be doing? 190 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:49,000 In the meantime, I'll be watching you 191 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:52,250 just to make sure you're doing everything you can for the project. 192 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:55,166 Because if it turns out something is wrong, 193 00:10:55,666 --> 00:10:57,500 a single line of code is off, 194 00:10:57,583 --> 00:10:59,583 if there is a period in the wrong place, 195 00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:03,000 if I find out we're out of paper towels in the restroom, 196 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:05,125 I will know that you are behind it. 197 00:11:08,291 --> 00:11:09,875 And you'll be held responsible. 198 00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:11,708 No one else. 199 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:15,458 That clear? 200 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:19,750 Yeah, crystal clear. 201 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,541 I'm 25 years old now… 202 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,333 and it won't get hard. 203 00:11:33,416 --> 00:11:34,583 [whistle blows] 204 00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:40,541 [tense music plays] 205 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,416 And how are you feeling 206 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,666 knowing that others know about your problem? 207 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,500 [Adam] I feel betrayed… 208 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:53,708 [inhales] 209 00:11:53,791 --> 00:11:54,750 …and naked. 210 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:55,791 [exhales] 211 00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:58,041 Have you had a talk with Natalia? 212 00:11:58,666 --> 00:12:01,833 Ask her why she felt the need to talk about it with others? 213 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:03,625 [Adam] No. 214 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:07,333 Not yet. 215 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,083 [phone chimes] 216 00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:33,791 Hey, um, 217 00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:39,166 I know that I just kind of disappeared, but I'm back now, so… 218 00:12:40,916 --> 00:12:42,708 So, if you would wanna talk, then 219 00:12:43,666 --> 00:12:44,625 I want that too. 220 00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:46,708 So, um, 221 00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:48,791 that's it. See ya, 222 00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:54,583 Guys, I feel like I shouldn't be here right now. 223 00:12:54,666 --> 00:12:58,291 -All right, stop it, we're here now. -Don't you think this is a little weird? 224 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:01,625 -Are you the Dębska party? -[Paulina] Yes. 225 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,083 Hammam is at your disposal. 226 00:13:04,666 --> 00:13:06,083 [gentle music plays] 227 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:03,875 They're unseasoned. 228 00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:06,500 -[waitress] Just like you asked. -Thank you. 229 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:07,625 [waitress] Enjoy your meal. 230 00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:08,583 Thank you. 231 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,166 So, Sexify. 232 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,125 Mm-hmm. 233 00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,583 I have to tell you Maks, 234 00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:21,583 I've had a lot to think over on the project these last few days. 235 00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:23,458 Those girls keep one busy. 236 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:25,208 Yes, I'm aware. 237 00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:26,666 [cutlery clanks] 238 00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:28,916 Unprofessional. 239 00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:31,708 That's what I thought at first. 240 00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:36,166 But the more time I watch them, the more I get the feeling 241 00:14:36,791 --> 00:14:40,791 that the labels I try to apply to them don't really fit. 242 00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:42,541 Nothing can stop them. 243 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,750 Even though they're running in untied shoes. 244 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,791 They have a certain strength in them. 245 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,166 One I've never seen before. 246 00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:58,708 Mm… 247 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,875 Sorry, you were saying? 248 00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:08,541 I just wanted your opinion is all. 249 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,958 You speak so highly of them. 250 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,833 But the dumplings, they're amazing, right? 251 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,916 Oh… Polish cuisine. 252 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,708 Top 10, definitely. 253 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:22,625 You want a sandwich? 254 00:15:29,916 --> 00:15:33,000 I've got beetroot. It's your favorite. 255 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,208 I'm sorry, but I'm not hungry today. 256 00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,250 [woman] Is everything all right? 257 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,041 I'm having problems at work. 258 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:47,458 Mm-hmm. 259 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:51,083 Hmm… Is there any way I could help you? 260 00:15:53,916 --> 00:15:55,791 I'm sorry, but not really. 261 00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,000 I can't even help myself. 262 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,000 Suddenly, if I don't fix everything in there, 263 00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:01,000 then I'm finished. 264 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,125 The company as well. 265 00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:04,416 Really? The company? 266 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:05,375 [Rafał sighs] 267 00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:07,333 From the outside, it all looks great. 268 00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:08,250 [Rafał scoffs] 269 00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:10,333 Such a nice office. 270 00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:13,000 -And the workers are cool. -Oh, stop. [laughs] 271 00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:15,083 -Cool… -Yeah, cool. 272 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:20,666 Actually, I don't even know what it is that you all do in there. 273 00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:22,583 Get this. 274 00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:24,791 Optimizing the male orgasm. 275 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:26,333 Stupid, isn't it? 276 00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:29,166 [Rafał sighs] 277 00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:30,958 Nah, I don't think so. 278 00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:38,416 You know, I thought maybe I could, um, 279 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,666 maybe I could help you. 280 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,291 [upbeat music plays] 281 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:09,875 Marie, what's going on? 282 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,000 [indistinct chatter] 283 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,041 [door lock beeps] 284 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,416 [door lock beeps] 285 00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:34,416 How can I help you? 286 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,291 You mean, how can I help you? I'm the boss here. 287 00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:38,208 [man chuckles] 288 00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:41,083 [man] I don't think so. 289 00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:43,333 Excuse me? 290 00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:46,750 The lady told me not to let anyone in that looked a little too, uh, 291 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:48,083 professional. 292 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:50,458 [scoffs] 293 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,250 [tense music plays] 294 00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:56,833 Fucking hell. 295 00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,208 [phone ringing] 296 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,333 [Małgorzata] I'll call you back, hold on. 297 00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:08,416 -Are you going to tell me why? -Some coffee? Tea? 298 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,333 With cyanide? No, I'm good. 299 00:18:10,916 --> 00:18:12,291 What is this about, huh? 300 00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,583 What it's always about. 301 00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:16,541 -The good of the company. -The good of the company? 302 00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:18,458 You see, Monika. 303 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,875 I've noticed for a while now your ideas are a detriment to the company. 304 00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:25,041 I, um, I can't allow that to continue. 305 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:28,083 This whole ordeal with the men's app is just… 306 00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:31,083 It was a show of incompetence on your end. 307 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:34,875 Including shutting down the app without consulting me about it. 308 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,708 So we will launch Sexify and Sexiguy 309 00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:41,208 using the older versions when they debut at the Warsaw Web Summit. 310 00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,541 SHOW YOUR MARE WHAT'S THERE 311 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,625 5 IDEAS FOR A BLOWJOB 312 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:47,958 ALWAYS START ON TOP! 313 00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:53,500 Sexiguy is toxic and harmful filth, and you know it. 314 00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:01,000 But you don't care, do you? 315 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:07,333 We don't agree to the debut. 316 00:19:07,416 --> 00:19:09,000 And that's why you don't work here. 317 00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:13,125 Neither you, Natalia, or Paulina. 318 00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:15,458 What? 319 00:19:15,541 --> 00:19:16,666 Fucking great. 320 00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:19,000 That's amazing female empowerment on your part, really. 321 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,458 Women rule, huh? Let's go, ladies! 322 00:19:22,666 --> 00:19:24,500 Do you really think I got where I am today 323 00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:27,583 simply due to some kind of charm or innate female intuition? 324 00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:31,541 Oh sweetie, capital knows no gender. 325 00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,750 If you want to mean something in their world, 326 00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:35,250 you have to play their game. 327 00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:38,041 Then you might do something for women. 328 00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:42,125 Who told you about our testing results? 329 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:45,375 [tense music plays] 330 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:46,458 [elevator dings] 331 00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:50,583 Monika… 332 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:52,791 Mm… 333 00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:57,500 Why'd you tell her about the results? 334 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,125 How could I have not told her? 335 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:02,000 [tense music continues] 336 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:06,750 [tense music ends] 337 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:11,166 [groans] You could've given me a heads-up, don't you think? 338 00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:14,875 Monika… 339 00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:18,333 I understand your plan. Really, I do. 340 00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:20,916 However, Małgorzata's is better. 341 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,875 [tense music plays] 342 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:25,125 [elevator button beeps] 343 00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:29,708 [elevator button beeps] 344 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,125 [Adam] Hey, um, 345 00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,333 I know that I just kind of… 346 00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:48,916 [phone rings] 347 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,333 …disappeared, but I'm back now, so… 348 00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:53,875 So if you'd like to… 349 00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:54,875 [phone rings] 350 00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:56,833 …talk, I… 351 00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:58,708 I want that too. 352 00:20:58,791 --> 00:20:59,666 [phone rings] 353 00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:02,291 Jeez, did somebody die? 354 00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,375 [somber music plays] 355 00:21:10,916 --> 00:21:13,291 -Hey. -Why aren't we at the office? 356 00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:16,625 Because we don't work there. 357 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,541 Małgorzata took over the company, 358 00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:24,083 and she'll more than likely use the option to buy out our shares for peanuts. 359 00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:28,125 Is it even possible to buy out our shares for peanuts? 360 00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:29,958 Yeah, it is. 361 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:35,125 Because we didn't achieve the goals we set out in our contract. 362 00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:38,166 Wait, hold on, Monika. 363 00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:42,375 There has to be a way out of this because she's not a majority shareholder. 364 00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:45,750 That's right. We are. The three of us. 365 00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:50,166 I already sold her my shares a while ago. 366 00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:52,625 What? 367 00:21:53,666 --> 00:21:54,708 Why though? 368 00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:56,875 So that we could buy fucking Sexiguy. 369 00:21:57,666 --> 00:21:59,916 Fuck me. What have you done? 370 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,958 I did what had to be done then. 371 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,250 You know I told you it was a bad idea 372 00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:07,166 to bring in an outsider from the very beginning. 373 00:22:08,166 --> 00:22:10,333 That's right, you did. Małgorzata conned us. 374 00:22:11,625 --> 00:22:13,083 But we were the ones who fucked up. 375 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,000 We? 376 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:15,791 The one at fault is you. 377 00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:17,791 Without my money, there would be no company. 378 00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:21,333 You're wrong. There would be no company without my idea and work. 379 00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:24,125 I don't know if there would be a company without me. 380 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,958 -I do know I've got nothing else. -The one who's got nothing would be me. 381 00:22:30,541 --> 00:22:31,791 You've got Adam. 382 00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:35,541 And I'll lose everything. 383 00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:38,416 -Schooling, my place-- -Stop thinking only of yourself! 384 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:41,291 Since you and Mariusz split up, you've been doing nothing else. 385 00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:42,458 Yeah? 386 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,333 Does that include hooking up with random guys 387 00:22:45,416 --> 00:22:47,083 just to fulfill your ambitions? 388 00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,750 Because those were your ambitions, not mine. 389 00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:52,125 Making an app for men was your idea. 390 00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:55,958 And we can be angry at Małgorzata, 391 00:22:57,208 --> 00:23:00,000 however, the truth is we don't know how to create this app. 392 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 [somber music plays] 393 00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,291 [sighs] 394 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:38,333 [somber music ends] 395 00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:39,791 [dog barking] 396 00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:42,375 [phone line ringing] 397 00:23:42,458 --> 00:23:43,333 Hello, Mom. 398 00:23:45,041 --> 00:23:45,916 Mom! 399 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:46,916 [dial tone] 400 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:48,791 Fuck. 401 00:23:52,125 --> 00:23:54,791 Thanks for coming down. I really wanted to talk. 402 00:24:01,958 --> 00:24:05,000 I always thought our private issues were private. 403 00:24:07,416 --> 00:24:11,583 [sighs] But I only told Jabba and Krynicki. 404 00:24:11,666 --> 00:24:13,583 -[Adam sighs] -I swear, I told no one else. 405 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,541 It's just feels 406 00:24:16,375 --> 00:24:17,500 well, it feels like… 407 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:22,416 you took it and you made our problem into a business idea. 408 00:24:23,916 --> 00:24:27,250 Things like that make it hard to feel like your partner. 409 00:24:29,833 --> 00:24:32,291 The app for guys was Paulina's idea, okay? 410 00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:33,958 [door closes] 411 00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:37,166 [Zygmunt] People really underappreciate saffron milk caps. 412 00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:40,125 They act like they're trash, and I like them. 413 00:24:41,166 --> 00:24:42,791 [woman] What about parasol mushrooms? 414 00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:45,291 A parasol mushroom is a mushroom unto itself. 415 00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:48,458 -[woman] Oh, right. -A parasol fried with onion. 416 00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:51,083 I tell you, I could eat that all day long. Easily. 417 00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:52,041 [woman chuckles] 418 00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:52,958 But… 419 00:24:53,541 --> 00:24:54,458 Oh. 420 00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:57,208 Meet my daughter, Paulinka. 421 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,458 -She's an artist. -Hmm. 422 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:01,625 Aldona Gałuszka, nice to meet you. 423 00:25:02,458 --> 00:25:03,625 Good evening. 424 00:25:06,458 --> 00:25:07,916 What's going on here? 425 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:10,500 We were just having a bit of tea. 426 00:25:11,666 --> 00:25:12,583 Hello, Dad. 427 00:25:14,958 --> 00:25:17,333 Neither of you is home, and I need to get in. 428 00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:19,958 [Marek with distorted voice] We're in Rhodes! I'm with Mom. 429 00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:23,208 Super, and right now, I am locked out of your house 430 00:25:23,291 --> 00:25:24,666 and I need a place to stay. 431 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:28,916 Listen, it's amazing here. Amazing! 432 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:29,916 Dad. 433 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:32,000 I really need a place to stay. 434 00:25:34,541 --> 00:25:35,416 And… 435 00:25:37,833 --> 00:25:41,125 And if you would be able to wire some money, I would… 436 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:42,500 I'd be grateful. 437 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,166 [scoffs] It really doesn't matter now. 438 00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:50,666 Because the thing is I have no desire to be a guinea pig. 439 00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:53,625 For anyone. And that's including you. 440 00:25:57,041 --> 00:25:59,791 All of what you're saying is so damn unfair. 441 00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:01,125 [Adam breathes deeply] 442 00:26:01,208 --> 00:26:03,041 I have never treated you that way. 443 00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:05,750 I never would purposefully. 444 00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:07,916 Well… 445 00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:11,916 that's how it turned out. 446 00:26:19,416 --> 00:26:22,583 You know what, I… I don't want pity or anything here. 447 00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:25,291 I've really never had an easy life. 448 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:26,875 -I know. -Don't interrupt me. 449 00:26:26,958 --> 00:26:28,416 And it made me stronger. 450 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:31,083 I learned to face my problems and solve them. 451 00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:33,125 That's what I programmed myself to do. 452 00:26:33,208 --> 00:26:34,041 [sighs] 453 00:26:34,541 --> 00:26:36,708 Except I have my limits too. 454 00:26:37,916 --> 00:26:41,208 And I feel like I deserve not having to carry everything on my own shoulders 455 00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:42,500 because it's too much. 456 00:26:46,208 --> 00:26:47,083 [Adam sighs] 457 00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:54,916 Yeah, you're right. 458 00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:00,375 It's too much. 459 00:27:00,458 --> 00:27:02,250 [somber music plays] 460 00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:09,583 I'm sorry, but you have to leave now. 461 00:27:10,458 --> 00:27:12,458 [Zygmunt] Paulinka, what are you talking about? 462 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:14,833 Uh, did I do something? 463 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:16,541 [Paulina] He's got a wife. 464 00:27:17,041 --> 00:27:19,250 You're sitting with a man who is married. 465 00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:23,541 -But we're splitting up. -Oh, yeah? 466 00:27:24,125 --> 00:27:26,750 You said she was your animal a few days ago, didn't you? 467 00:27:26,833 --> 00:27:28,708 And you said I had to move forward. 468 00:27:29,958 --> 00:27:31,791 I am so confused right now. What's this animal? 469 00:27:32,791 --> 00:27:34,291 I was helped by the guru. 470 00:27:34,375 --> 00:27:35,666 You were there. 471 00:27:36,166 --> 00:27:38,250 -He woke the bear. -What bear is that? 472 00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:40,291 Yes, Dad, but I was wrong. 473 00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:42,833 -[Zygmunt] You were wrong? -Yes, on everything. 474 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:45,833 About changing colleges and the whole app for men thing. 475 00:27:45,916 --> 00:27:48,500 -[Zygmunt] About what? -I'm still confused about the bear. 476 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:51,791 And, of course, now I'm dragging you into this shit storm. 477 00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:54,875 Paulinka, language. Don't say that. Language. 478 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:56,500 [ecstatic] 479 00:27:56,583 --> 00:27:58,416 Well, I fucked up, Dad. 480 00:28:03,833 --> 00:28:04,958 And now everything's gone. 481 00:28:08,958 --> 00:28:11,500 Sexify is gone. I have nowhere to live. 482 00:28:11,583 --> 00:28:13,583 I have no education. I've got nothing. 483 00:28:16,458 --> 00:28:19,875 I managed to drive both myself and the company into a fucking ditch. 484 00:28:26,833 --> 00:28:27,916 [sniffles] 485 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,416 I couldn't make it, Dad. 486 00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:33,166 [Marek in distorted voice] You there? 487 00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:34,291 Hey! 488 00:28:34,375 --> 00:28:35,416 Hello? 489 00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:38,250 Hello? Sweetie? 490 00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:40,166 I… I can't hear anything! 491 00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:41,708 Could you repeat that? 492 00:28:41,791 --> 00:28:45,333 Listen, I'm here with Kubicki. Remember him? 493 00:28:45,416 --> 00:28:46,541 Everyone's dancing. 494 00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:47,875 [dial tone] 495 00:28:53,458 --> 00:28:55,458 [somber music plays] 496 00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:59,125 [exhales] I'm sorry. 497 00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:13,958 [somber music ends] 498 00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:18,583 [phone rings] 499 00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:20,791 [phone rings] 500 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,208 [phone rings] 501 00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:25,166 [phone rings] 502 00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:38,916 Do you need a lift? 503 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,500 Where are you living? 504 00:29:41,583 --> 00:29:43,208 Actually, that's 505 00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:45,625 a very good question. 506 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:56,583 Monika, if I somehow let you down, I'm sorry. 507 00:29:57,416 --> 00:29:59,041 [Monika] I don't need apologies. 508 00:30:06,541 --> 00:30:07,375 You know what? 509 00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:12,041 Congratulations on breaking the rules and letting me in. 510 00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:13,583 [chuckles] 511 00:30:13,666 --> 00:30:16,333 [gentle music plays] 512 00:30:28,541 --> 00:30:29,541 I don't have a card. 513 00:30:32,416 --> 00:30:35,166 Today, I will be making progress, mixing business with pleasure. 514 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:37,083 And together, we shall orgasm 515 00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:38,791 and we will save my career at this company. 516 00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:40,125 FIRST TIME ASSISTANT START 517 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:47,208 Let's do this! 518 00:30:54,625 --> 00:30:56,625 [electronic music plays] 519 00:32:09,291 --> 00:32:11,708 [electronic music ends]