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["Wild Thing" by Tone-Loc plays]

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[moaning]

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[grunting]

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[panting]

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Oh.

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Ah!

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-♪ Wild thing… ♪
-[moaning enthusiastically]

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Uh!

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[grunts]

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Oh!

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[sighs]

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Uh! Ah!

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-♪ Wild thing ♪
-♪ Wild thing ♪

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♪ Wild thing ♪

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-[music stops]
-[Mavis sighs]

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Ugh.

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[hip-hop beat playing]

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♪ Okay ♪

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♪ One time for the big girls
In the crowd ♪

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-♪ Hey! ♪
-♪ Hear me now ♪

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♪ Go on, sis, yeah
Show 'em how to work it out ♪

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-[Natasha] Mavis.
-[Mavis] Hey.

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I have an event
that I'm gonna need you to dress me for.

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It's a wedding.

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And this wedding is going to be
the event of the season.

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I'm talking socialites,

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tastemakers, Hollywood royalty.

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It'll be more important
than Meghan Markle's.

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-What?
-Yeah.

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What could be more important than
our first Black princess? I am interested.

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It's Kristin's!

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Amazing.

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Okay. Kristin who?

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Bell? Chenoweth? Wiig with two i's? Ugh.

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So funny. So German. Love her. Ah!

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-Which Kristin is it?
-Kristin.

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My Kristin.

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Kristin Karina.

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[Mavis] Kristin your dog.

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Her dog. Your dog.

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Kristin, hi, is getting married.
She's getting married.

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Okay. To whom?

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Tooty Delane!

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Okay, Tooty Delane.

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And Tooty Delane is also a dog?

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Keep the fuck up. Jesus Christ, Mavis.

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Tooty Delane!

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The house of Avery Delane.

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This is really hard to watch,
but I will do it.

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Avery Delane, the human supermodel?

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Wait a minute. Didn't you, like,
throw her off a runway one time?

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Twice. She's a complete cunt.

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And you're gonna be dressing her.
And me and Kristin and Tooty.

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Oh, and also,
it's some kind of animal charity event

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because Avery pretends
to be a philanthropist.

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She means a coke addict
who has fundraisers.

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As long as the money's
goin' to a good place, who am I to judge?

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[Natasha] Oh my God! This is so exciting!

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The whole thing is gonna be covered
by People magazine.

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What?

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Oh my God! Natasha, that is amazing! Wow!

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Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!

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I am excited, Natasha.
This is really great exposure for me.

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-Thank you!
-[Natasha] Ew!

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Get off me.

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I am so far away.

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["Follow Me" by BYSS playing]

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So me and India.
We still hookin' up, and it's good.

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And I'm talkin'…
I mean, like, good good. Right?

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But, you know,
we don't ever do that thing that's like…

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like when she'll put her body
next to my body,

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and then we just, like, lay there
for, like, I don't know, like,

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like, seven to, like, 32 minutes
at a time, you know what I mean?

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Nigga, you mean like cuddlin'?

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For real.

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I'm… Straight up, I'm just trying
to figure out what's going on with her.

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You know what?

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You should just keep it simple
like me and Luca do.

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Don't ask too many questions.

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We just get naked
and dirty whisper on FaceTime.

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And the high-speed Internet,
I mean, that really makes a difference.

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The best $46.99 I'll spend a month.

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I love that for you. Mavis, I really do.

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But just remember one thing.
There's a lot of dicks in the sea.

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New York's an ocean.

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You know what? That is beautiful, Marley.

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You are like a Brené Brown titty,

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and I'm like
your Puerto Rican Dolly Parton.

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-Okay?
-[both laugh]

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Y'all done?

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Yes.

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Look, India been coming to my class
for eight weeks,

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and we vibin' and chillin'.

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I feel like we click.

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But outside of class,
it's just sex at my place.

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Never seen her place. I don't even know
what her bathroom look like.

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It sounds like you like her.

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Yeah, as a person.

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Like, she cool.

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-But it's not like what you're talk about.
-[Marley] Oh, boy, please.

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If you don't go somewhere
with your remedial romantic skills.

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Okay, Marley. How romantic is it for you
to be hookin' up with your trainer?

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Oh, wait a minute now.
Don't be comin' for my trainer, honey,

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because I'm multitaskin'.

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I'm working out as I'm getting worked out.

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How do you keep track of those calories?

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'Cause I looked at the Noom app.
There's nowhere for sex.

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Not even Weight Watchers.
It's all veggie pizza.

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Who gives a shit? I don't.

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[both laugh]

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-Keepin' that booty tight.
-Okay. Look, Khalil.

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We got your back, okay?

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Let's see. Let me ask you some questions.
Rapid-fire style, okay?

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-A'ight. Let's do it.
-[Mavis] Okay.

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Let's say India is out on a date
with someone else.

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Absolutely not.

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Let's say you found India had sex
with another person.

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I'd kill him.

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Let's say India tells you

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that she's not interested
in anything serious.

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[Khalil] Why would she say that?

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Why? Has she said something
to you like that?

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You been talking to her? Hmm?

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Hmm?

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Damn.

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I think I like her.

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Then you have to tell her, Khalil.

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♪ I'm gon' dig deep, dig deep ♪

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-Mavis Beaumont, you're finally here.
-Mm-hmm.

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If you make Natasha look better than me,

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I'll kill you when you're asleep and host
a fundraiser to pay for the funeral.

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I told you she was a cunt.

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Oh, you love it, you washed-up whore.

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Seems like everybody's in good spirits.

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Hi, Kristin. Hi, Tooty. How you feelin'?

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Kristin keeps licking off her lip gloss.

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[Avery] Well, ticktock, ticktock, bitch.
We can't be late.

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Don't rush her. That's my job.
Ticktock, ticktock.

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You know what, ladies?
Rush me all you want.

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It is an honor to be with you here today.

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-Ooh.
-Oh.

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So glad you're here.

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My good side is all my sides.

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Thank you, Jacque.

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What the fuck?

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[funky music playing]

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What kinda fancy cheeses
say, "I like you"?

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Not "I love you,"
but "I might in the future."

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"I just wanna see
where this potentially might go."

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Got any cheeses
that say somethin' like that?

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Uh, cheddar?

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Even I know that's the wrong answer.

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You know what? I'll figure it out.

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What are we doing here? Class is over.

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Well, this being the last day of class,
I just wanted to do a little something.

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Oh.

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[chuckles] Okay.

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So you're just wearing a tablecloth.

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I knew it looked suspiciously long.

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Especially when you tripped on it
in class.

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So, what, you saw that?

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Oh, yeah. We all did.

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Oh, okay, I like it.

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I always had a fantasy
of hooking up with you in class.

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Are you reading my sex mind?

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I'd love that,

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but they'd cancel my lease if I got caught
having sex in the art studio.

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Mm.

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Stupid rule, I know.

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That sounds like a "you" problem

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because I don't have a lease
with this place.

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Look.

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I want us to enjoy some wine,

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music,

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and some room-temperature Brie cheese.

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Okay.

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So, after our little amuse-bouche,
we're gonna head back to your place?

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No.

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Okay.

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I guess I'll just have to trust a man
that wears a tablecloth.

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[both chuckle]

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-♪ La-la la-la ♪
-♪ I'm too pretty, I'm too sweet ♪

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Really? You're shooting
for People magazine? Bullshit!

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You knew I was gonna be here.

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I was missing you, all right?
And I still miss you.

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-We still got more to talk about.
-What do we have to talk about?

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You stuck your dick
in that haunted toothpick of a woman,

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and now I am building a new life
for myself, just like Kristin and Tooty.

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So you don't miss me?

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It's been three months, and you don't miss
anything about our lives together at all?

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I miss my Japanese toilet
every goddamn day.

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You don't know a thing
about that kind of longing.

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-[knocking on door]
-[Natasha] Uh, Mavis, is there a problem?

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No, no, I'm fine.

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Sweetheart, we can hear everything.

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I can't believe you got it in with him.
I'm so excited for you!

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So sorry.
This will not affect the day at all.

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Those beautiful bitches
will be getting married!

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[trainer] Push, push, push, push.

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-Last one.
-Okay, okay, okay, okay.

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There you go. And breathe.

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-Good.
-Ooh!

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-Get it off.
-I got you.

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Oh my gosh.

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That was a good one.

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You know what else is good?

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No. Tell me.

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Remember I told you
I'm getting married next spring?

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Of course, to the should-be stripper

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who's wasting her time
at the smoothie bar instead.

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Right, my fiancée, Callie.

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Mm-hmm.

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She wants to meet you.

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Hey, you told me
you guys were in a open relationship.

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Leave me outta any drama.

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The thing is…
we don't wanna leave you out.

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Hmm. [chuckles]

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Bruce, get Kristin to smile.
Please, it's her big day.

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Don't yell at him. That's my job.

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Bruce, get Kristin to smile.
It's her big day.

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Tooty, are you sure you wanna
go through with this? She's so moody.

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[Bruce] Smile.

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Please smile. I'll give you $20.

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I want you to know I've been doing
a lot of soul-searching, and, uh,

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as a Black man--

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Oh.

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So you cheated on me
'cause you're a Black man?

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-[Natasha] Mavis!
-Okay. Yes.

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Where's her something blue? She can't
get married without something blue.

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Okay. I… I… I… I have something blue.
I have it in here.

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-I just have to look for it, okay?
-Mavis, I've been going to therapy.

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I'm telling you I know
where things started to fall apart for us.

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Look, I know I'm the one
who sabotaged our relationship.

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So you wanna stand here
and tell me that you've changed,

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that you're working on yourself?

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But you're making it about you
like you always did.

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Let me find this.

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Oh! I found them.

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And I got one for Tooty too.

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They're so blue, so tiny, so cute.

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["Naughty" by Stella Mwangi plays]

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♪ Yo ♪

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♪ I'm a grown girl, I do what I like ♪

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♪ I'm with a fine fella
Fuckin' all night… ♪

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-[phone chimes]
-♪ Give it how I want ♪

246
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,474
♪ Pop-pop that… ♪

247
00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,392
-Oh shit.
-♪ From back to front ♪

248
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:46,228
I'm sorry. I forgot I got another session.

249
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,315
I'm so sorry.
I know this is awkward, but I gotta go.

250
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:51,651
Can we try this another time?

251
00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:53,778
Okay.

252
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,404
Of course.

253
00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:02,078
[door opens, closes]

254
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,792
Nice tattoo.

255
00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:10,294
Uh… Who's that?

256
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,420
Minnie Mouse?

257
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,755
It's Rhonda Rat.

258
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,215
Mm.

259
00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:16,425
♪ Naughty ♪

260
00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:18,427
♪ How you get me so ♪

261
00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:20,805
♪ How you get me so ♪

262
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,849
♪ How you get me so naughty ♪

263
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,643
♪ How you get me so ♪

264
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,271
♪ How you get me so naughty ♪

265
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,984
♪ How you get me so naughty ♪

266
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,073
♪ Naughty ♪

267
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,535
-[classical music playing]
-[camera clicking]

268
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,413
Don't forget this shit, Kristin.

269
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:50,334
A wedding is just a day,
but a marriage, that's a lifetime.

270
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:54,130
I always thought Jacque and I would have
exposed brick and white roses

271
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:58,008
at our wedding,
but… I love that you have them.

272
00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,719
Okay, girl.
They're waiting for you. [clicks tongue]

273
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,310
We gather here today

274
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:12,940
to celebrate the joining
of Tooty and Kristin in holy union.

275
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:16,694
We honor them by witnessing
the love they have created

276
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:19,822
and the life that they choose to continue
to create together

277
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:23,492
with their loving mothers, myself and her.

278
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,746
Now, some may say it's preposterous

279
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:30,374
to host such an extravagant event
for canines,

280
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:34,503
but the truth is that every moment
we get to spend celebrating love

281
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,172
is a moment well spent.

282
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,673
[Mavis sobs softly]

283
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:42,428
Life is a very brief film
and love its orchestral score.

284
00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:46,891
Tooty, Kristin, let the music play on.

285
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,561
-Tooty, you may now sniff the bride.
-[classical music playing]

286
00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:52,146
-[applause]
-[Mavis sobs]

287
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,857
[dog barking]

288
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,317
[Mavis blubbering]

289
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,402
-[barks]
-[continues sobbing]

290
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:03,115
[Mavis wailing]

291
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,076
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

292
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:10,080
You wilin'. You wilin'!
It's Purple Rain by a mile.

293
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:15,127
Oh, come… How very basic of you.
It is 100% 1999.

294
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,338
It's got "Kiss" and "Little Red Corvette"

295
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:20,966
and unexpected gems
like "International Lover." I mean--

296
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,469
But how you gonna call Purple Rain basic?

297
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:26,263
First of all,
my nigga Prince won a Oscar for it.

298
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,181
Okay.

299
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,141
Black people don't be
winning Oscars like that.

300
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,726
Angela Bassett ain't even got one.

301
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,479
Fine. It's okay you're wrong.

302
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,105
-I ain't wrong.
-[chuckles]

303
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:38,859
-Um… This is me.
-Oh, dope.

304
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:42,029
I just cleaned up my bathroom.
You wanna come in?

305
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:43,072
Nope.

306
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,616
-You seriously don't wanna come up?
-Look.

307
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:49,078
We had such an incredible day,
and you're incredible.

308
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,997
I think we should
just leave things right here. Hey.

309
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,458
I am proud of you and all that you are.

310
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,922
Okay. Um…

311
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:03,217
I guess thank you.
I'll just… see you around.

312
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,386
You most definitely will.

313
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,725
-[gate opens]
-Night.

314
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,188
-[gate slams]
-Ah, Anita!

315
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,106
Oh!

316
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:22,403
Anita, I… had… a threesome today.

317
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,863
-[chuckles]
-You've had threesomes before.

318
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:30,494
With my ex-husband,
but this shit, this shit was different.

319
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,246
Because Ben wasn't involved?

320
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,748
Because no man was involved.

321
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:39,962
It felt so good,
like, free in a way I didn't expect.

322
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:44,008
I mean, I did exactly what I wanted to do.

323
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:47,803
Some freaky shit would pop in my head,
and bam, I'd be doin' it.

324
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,432
Has your queerness always been
in relation to a male partner?

325
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:52,850
Have you had sex with a woman

326
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,769
without a man
being part of the experience?

327
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,772
I did hook up with my college roommate.

328
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,357
Right?

329
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:03,861
She was so pretty and smart.
My boyfriend was there.

330
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,738
What function did he serve?

331
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,574
He was making me feel like
what we were doing was okay

332
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,702
because he wanted to do it too.

333
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:15,122
Let's talk about
representational frameworks.

334
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:18,626
You grew up with hetero parents

335
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,587
during a time where most of the couples
you saw in the world

336
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,881
and on TV were hetero.

337
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:28,802
And, culturally, hetero sex
is centered around male pleasure.

338
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:33,974
Ma'am, I am not paying you
to say "hetero" this many times.

339
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:37,186
There may be aspects of your identity
worth exploring

340
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:41,023
that have been out of reach to you
because you weren't given the vocabulary

341
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,358
to access them.

342
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,611
I'd like you to sit with a question.

343
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:49,114
What does your queerness look like
when men are removed from the equation?

344
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:57,539
Bitch. Don't come for me like that, Anita.

345
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,500
-[hip-hop music playing]
-[distant siren wailing]

346
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,962
You know what he said too?
He wishes that we had better, uh…

347
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,839
No, deeper communication.

348
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,468
He wanted me to talk to him
the way I talk to my best friends.

349
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:11,512
[Khalil] Damn.

350
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:14,765
So you had to work a job today
with Natasha and Jacque

351
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:18,435
and a dog wedding.

352
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:22,314
Stop saying it like that.
It's gonna be in People magazine.

353
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,067
This is a very high-profile
lesbian dog wedding.

354
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,360
You are right.

355
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,904
Love is love.

356
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,198
How are you?

357
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:35,369
Well, I am still processing,
but I'm not going to let it age a bitch

358
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,997
'cause I'm too cute to be mad, so…

359
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,124
Tell me about India.
I wanna know all about it.

360
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,418
Well, I had
a whole picnic situation goin'.

361
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:46,213
I gave her a little Love Jones
with some Poetic Justice.

362
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,256
I mean, I was in it.

363
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:51,802
We ate, talked, walked her home,
and, uh, now, now I'm here.

364
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:55,597
-I love that so much. What she say?
-What do you mean "What she say?"

365
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,641
What did she say
when you told her you liked her?

366
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,894
I didn't really have to say that.
It was strongly implied.

367
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:04,898
Matter of fact,
I even made sure we didn't have sex

368
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,818
so that she knows
I'm interested in a relationship.

369
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,362
Let me get this straight, cuz.

370
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,198
[exhales] It's been a day.

371
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,367
Um, on the last day of class,

372
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:20,330
you made a picnic,
walked her home, and no sex.

373
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,583
Yes, that is an accurate assessment.

374
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:25,627
Khalil, all that shit sounds like
you're breaking things off with her.

375
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,379
That feels like a farewell party

376
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,507
unless you actually say the words
"I like you."

377
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,968
God, why is it so hard for you guys
to say that shit?

378
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:37,139
What are you talking about?
I didn't have to. I did it.

379
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,600
I showed her. What else could I have done?

380
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,894
Mavis, see,
I don't think you understand this.

381
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,854
Look, as a Black man--

382
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:47,983
Oh! Not again
with this "as a Black man" bullshit again.

383
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,569
I'm sorry. That was so rude and misplaced.

384
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,321
You good.

385
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,948
-I get it.
-Thanks.

386
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,451
I'm just really pissed off at Jacque
because I…

387
00:17:57,534 --> 00:18:00,329
I think he's actually right
about our communication.

388
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:05,000
But my parents never communicated
like best friends at all.

389
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:09,671
They had their roles…
and they played them. That was it.

390
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,925
I mean, who am I to talk?
My romantic role model is Eddie Murphy.

391
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:16,386
Specifically Marcus Graham
from, you know, from Boomerang.

392
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:20,349
I can't even tell a girl that I like her.

393
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,019
Yes, you can, Khalil.

394
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:29,066
You can do that.
You just have to be vulnerable and honest.

395
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,237
God, I think we both do.

396
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,491
Yeah.

397
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,661
You are drinking so slow. Do you just…

398
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,622
I just… There's more where that came from.

399
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,042
♪ Let me stay around ♪

400
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,839
Khalil, what are you doing here?

401
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:55,300
I'm here to say the thing… the thing
that I shoulda said earlier today.

402
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,385
No, I get what you meant.

403
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,595
You don't wanna hook up anymore,
and that is fine.

404
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,390
No. No, no, no. Not that.
The opposite of that.

405
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,560
-You wanna start hooking up again?
-No. No. I mean, yes.

406
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,187
Yes, I do wanna do that, but other things.

407
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,857
I'm sorry. I… I think you should go.

408
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,859
I'm too grown
for this back-and-forth shit.

409
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,861
Just stop. Stop, stop. India.

410
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,156
I like you.

411
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,033
I do.

412
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:25,414
You're smart and weird.
You give me shit, and I… I like that.

413
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,374
You funny.

414
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,836
And, yes, I bought a couch
so you would have somewhere to sit.

415
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,338
And as for earlier, I…

416
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,759
In my defense, I thought I was showing you
with the picnic and the flowers.

417
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,888
Yeah, but then you forehead-kissed me
and said, "Let's leave it here."

418
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,764
I thought you friendly ghosted me.

419
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:48,979
Clearly not my best combination
of words and actions. I get that now.

420
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:52,232
If you don't feel the same,
I'll get out of here. I'll go.

421
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:55,819
But I like you.

422
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,489
And I wanna take you on dates.

423
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,910
And just be near you.

424
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:06,872
Just whatever.

425
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,250
Mom, who is that?

426
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,336
I told you to stay inside.

427
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,466
Khalil, this is my son, Cooper.

428
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,343
What's up, Cooper?

429
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,221
Well, say hello to Mr. Khalil.

430
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,389
-Hello.
-I'll meet you upstairs.

431
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,565
-I had no idea.
-'Cause I didn't tell you.

432
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,777
'Cause it was none of your business
as long as things were casual.

433
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:37,903
And, for the record,

434
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:41,323
he was not here this afternoon,
or else I would've never brought you.

435
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:42,741
I get it.

436
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:49,831
You just, like, present fuckboi,
and being a single mom is complicated.

437
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,583
And I don't know. It's just…

438
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:55,337
Let me ask you one question.

439
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,674
Do you like me?

440
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,137
Yes, I do like you.

441
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,641
Why don't we just start there?

442
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,726
["Love Song" by María Isabel plays]

443
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,980
♪ Take it easy on me ♪

444
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,482
♪ LA living's never easy ♪

445
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,862
♪ But my instinct to love
Dissolved all thoughts I had… ♪

446
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:21,863
Mavis?

447
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,032
Are you wearing my shirt?

448
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,995
♪ I'm doing the best I can, I hope it's… ♪

449
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:28,996
Yeah.

450
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,710
♪ Maybe you can't keep me safe, but… ♪

451
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:35,669
Okay.

452
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:39,172
What in the Husbands of Hollywood
meets Nancy Meyers movie

453
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,008
is going on right now?

454
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,093
♪ I hope it's enough ♪

455
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:48,098
♪ Maybe you can't keep me safe ♪

456
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:49,808
♪ But keep me loved… ♪

457
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:52,227
Are you back?

458
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,688
♪ I'm doing the best I can… ♪

459
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:56,064
No, I'm not back.

460
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,943
I came here because I want to tell you…

461
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,361
♪ Maybe you can't keep me safe… ♪

462
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:02,696
…that you were right.

463
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:06,033
I didn't communicate with you
like I could've.

464
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,952
But no matter what I did or didn't do,

465
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:12,039
I always deserved more
than being humiliated.

466
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:15,625
I deserved more than betrayal.

467
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:16,752
I know.

468
00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:18,503
I'm so sorry.

469
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:19,671
♪ Loved ♪

470
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,298
♪ Keep me loved… ♪

471
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:24,301
Look, I put the knives back
the way you like them.

472
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:27,387
Yeah.

473
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:30,682
And I hung the paintings, finally.

474
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:34,144
And yesterday,
I deep-cleaned the bathroom. I mean…

475
00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:36,355
Oh. [snaps]

476
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,691
I take my shoes off at the door now.

477
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:42,611
You should always
take your shoes off at the door,

478
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:46,406
otherwise you're just bringin' in
the city, and that's disgusting, but, um…

479
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:48,825
I'm proud of you.

480
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,119
["Changes" by Charles Bradley plays]

481
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,748
Really? You're listening to this song now?

482
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:04,091
♪ I feel unhappy ♪

483
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,303
♪ I feel so sad ♪

484
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:14,726
-♪ I have lost the best friend… ♪
-[Mavis sobs gently]

485
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,978
Never loved anyone like you, Mavis.

486
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:22,025
I didn't realize
how much I'd miss laughing with you.

487
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,654
You know,
this shitty-ass apartment I'm in…

488
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:26,780
♪ Loved her so ♪

489
00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:28,949
…doesn't even have a real kitchen.

490
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,868
And every Sunday, I'm roasting chicken,

491
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:33,912
and, um, it's a weird thing to miss,

492
00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:39,084
but no one could suck a bone dry
like you, boy. I'll tell you that much.

493
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:42,546
Please invite me over to eat your cooking.

494
00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:44,464
♪ Going through… ♪

495
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,133
I'm wasting away over here.

496
00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:50,387
I even miss
your terrible Denzel impersonations.

497
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,598
"King Kong ain't got shit on me."

498
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:57,519
♪ Through changes ♪

499
00:23:58,770 --> 00:23:59,646
♪ In my life… ♪

500
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,653
Please come home, baby.

501
00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,615
We can do it better this time.
I know we can.

502
00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:14,119
I can't do that.

503
00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:17,497
I can't. Listen, I just…

504
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,042
I just wanted us to have a better ending.

505
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:22,586
We deserve that.

506
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,047
And if I'm being honest,

507
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,050
I also wanted one more thing.

508
00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:33,263
Anything.

509
00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:39,102
♪ I'm going through changes ♪

510
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:49,070
Come on, toilet.
Just a little bit more, toilet.

511
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:52,532
Oh God. I'm talking to the toilet.
I need to rest.

512
00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:54,159
I need to r…

513
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:55,744
Oh, I…

514
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:57,662
Whoo!

515
00:24:57,746 --> 00:24:58,580
Mavis.

516
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:00,415
Luca?

517
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:03,043
What are you doing here?

518
00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:04,753
I just got in.

519
00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:08,715
I'm here for a few weeks.

520
00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:10,884
I wanted to surprise you.

521
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,970
Do you need help with that

522
00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:16,306
toilet?

523
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,266
Yes.

524
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:21,228
Yes, I do need help with my toilet.

525
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:24,814
[R & B music playing]

526
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:29,361
♪ Betta know about me, babe ♪

527
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,196
♪ Mm-hmm ♪

528
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:34,324
♪ Betta know about me, babe ♪

529
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:36,159
♪ Yeah ♪

530
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,663
♪ I'm way too lit, I'm way too thick ♪

531
00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:42,040
♪ Talk a lotta trash, but I could bag it ♪

532
00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:44,167
♪ Betta know about me ♪

533
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:49,548
♪ Mm-mm ♪

534
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,508
♪ Yeah ♪

535
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,344
♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪

536
00:25:54,844 --> 00:25:56,221
♪ Yeah ♪

537
00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,266
♪ Mm-mm ♪

538
00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,434
♪ Yeah ♪

539
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:04,688
♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪

540
00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,189
♪ Yeah ♪

541
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:09,609
♪ Mm-mm ♪

542
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,570
♪ Hey ♪

543
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,698
♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪

544
00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:16,783
♪ Yeah ♪

545
00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:19,786
♪ Betta know about me, babe ♪
bag it ♪