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♪ When I was a kid
I had a dream I would be the greatest ♪

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♪ Whatever I did, whatever I wished
I was gonna make it… ♪

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Thank you.

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You is kind. You is smart.
You is important.

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Oh my God, I'm nervous.
I'm quoting the poo-poo-pie movie.

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Okay.

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[woman] Come in!

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♪ And we did it
Now we on our way to get it, yeah… ♪

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[Mavis] Nicole Byer!

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Oh, Mavis from #MavisKilled.

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-Hi.
-Hi! Come on in, baby!

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-Oh my.
-Hi!

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My God, I have watched that funeral video,
like, a million times,

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and you know I love drag.

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I have seen your work at CC Bloom's.

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You know how to make us
cute little fatties look good!

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Thank you so much.

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I am so sorry
I told you to go fuck yourself

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three times till Thursday.

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I thought I was being catfished
when you DMed me, but… I wasn't.

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You're real. This is real.

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So listen, I am launching a line
of big-bitch lingerie next Friday,

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and I thought I could handle launching it
with my team,

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but I need a little help zhuzhing up
the final looks for me and my models.

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And I thought, who better than the woman
who made Natasha Karina look gorgeous

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while dropping a strap-on into a casket?

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[Nicole laughs]

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[Mavis] Death and dildos, that's me.

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[chuckles] You wild, girl!

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[both laugh]

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[Mavis] I can't believe I get to work
with that queen.

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This is it.
This is my fucking calling, my purpose.

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I wanna work with beautiful thickums
and make them feel good about themselves

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and make them feel stylish and look fly.

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-And I'm doin' it. I'm doin' it.
-You doin' it.

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-I'm doin' it!
-Yo, Mave, I'm so proud of you.

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-Told you it was gonna happen.
-Thank you.

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You must be celebrating 'cause it looked
like you was hammered at Jo-Ann's earlier.

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Cocaine and I have told her
to put her work stuff in her room,

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and she just won't listen
to either one of us.

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Sorry, Jade. My career is plus-size,
and this apartment is petite.

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I'm booked, blessed, busy.

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Let's celebrate
my second celebrity client.

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[whooping]

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[Khalil] Yeah!

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[Mavis singing along]
♪ Buh-bom-bom, buh-buh-bom ♪

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♪ Uh, uh, uh-uh ♪

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[all] ♪ Stop, drop ♪

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♪ Shut 'em down, open up shop ♪

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♪ Oh, no ♪

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♪ That’s how Ruff Ryders roll ♪

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♪ Stop, drop ♪

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♪ Shut 'em down, open up shop… ♪

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-I think she gonna say it.
-I hope she don't.

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♪ Oh, no ♪

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♪ That's how Ruff Ryders roll ♪

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[Jade] ♪ Buddies wanna try ♪

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♪ Buddies wanna lie ♪

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♪ Then buddies wonder why… ♪

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-[Mavis] Okay!
-Oh snap! Oh!

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♪ All I know is pain ♪

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♪ All I feel is rain ♪

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[theme song playing]

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♪ Okay ♪

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♪ One time for the big girls
In the crowd ♪

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♪ Hey! Hear me now ♪

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♪ Go on, sis, yeah
Show 'em how to work it out ♪

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Nicole!

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This is stunning!

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I mean, as if big bitches and lacy panties
wasn't exciting enough!

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Look at the colors. [gasps]

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I love it.

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We're always getting put
in a Christmas red

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or a clinical beige, but this?

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Beige? Girl, I don't know her.

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I am a walking, talking bag of Skittles.

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-[phone buzzes]
-You know I had to put that in my line.

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I love that. Oh! So sorry. Um…

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So, uh, the colors. Um…

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The yellow, the blue, the orange,
the purple, the green…

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It all reminded me
of the birds-of-paradise flower.

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So I was thinking

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that I could style your models
to be the Baddies of Paradise.

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You know,
just a lot of plants, flowers, vines,

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and a beautiful bouquet of fatty baddies.

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-Shut up. I love it!
-Hoo!

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Baddies of Paradise is perfect.

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Uh! Uh! Uh!

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I also think that, um, we should hire
all types of thick models.

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[phone buzzes]

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Um, all different races,
gender expressions. Trans women as well.

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We are on the same page, girl.

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[phone buzzing]

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Okay.

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Wow! Whoever's blowing up your phone
like that

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better be giving you some dick or puss.

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I don't know what you're into.
Also I'm inclusive.

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I love that for you. It's just work.

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Also, we could take
the birds-of-paradise flower

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and put it in each model's--

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Titty meat or booty crack.

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I was gonna say their hair.

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Yes, that is much classier.
See, that's why I need you.

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You're my class! Give it here!

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-Oh!
-Come on!

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-Yes!
-Aw!

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Luca, I am so sorry I've been so busy.

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I'm sure this is the first thing
I've had to eat in two days.

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Are you in the middle of something?

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Yeah, I was just getting accessories
for the lingerie launch.

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Then I gotta go to a plant store, and…

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Oh, then I gotta go to Natasha's
because she's just blowin' me up.

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I got it, I got it, okay.
We just haven't had the chance to talk.

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Oh my God.

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Natasha's calling me right now, babe.
I gotta go. I'm so sorry.

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Let's catch up later.

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Don't worry. No problem.

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-Ciao.
-Don't work too hard.

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Hey, Natasha. I'm on my way.

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Honestly, why is my phone smoking
from missed calls and text messages?

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Would you look what pussycat dragged in?

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Hi, Peppermint!

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Mavis, we have won a Webby Award
for my speech from Bradley's funeral.

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What?

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And my iconic remix of the speech
from Bradley's funeral.

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Oh my God. Don't make me cry.
It's too easy. I just started my period.

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-Finally, a red carpet! We did it!
-We did it!

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We did do it!

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Okay, well, we don't have a lot of time.
The Webbys are next Friday night.

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Natasha, I can 1,000% do both things.

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Excuse me?

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Nicole Byer has hired me
to style her lingerie launch.

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Also next Friday.

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[Peppermint gasps] Girl, look at you.
Celebrity stylist! [chuckles]

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Oh my gosh!

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Okay, okay, okay.
Why are you styling these randoms?

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You're my stylist. You're my right hand.

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What about me?

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Why does everybody always
make it about them? Bruce.

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[Mavis] Natasha, I need
more celebrity clients to build my brand.

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Can I please have this bracelet?

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I don't care.

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You know, I made the Mavis-kill hashtag,

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so it's not a stretch
to say that I made you.

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Um, actually, I started the hashtag.

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There's some necklaces over there.

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Natasha, I am so proud of all the work
we've done together these last few months,

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and… I promise I will not let you down,

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especially on the red carpet.

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[sighs]

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Fine.

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Style that little Muppet if you want to.

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But every minute that I need you,
you better be there.

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-I will.
-I will.

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["SOHO HOUSE" by Kota the Friend plays]

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♪ Tell me you ain't gotta go… ♪

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-[Khalil] Oh man!
-That's my baby.

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Look at little man. He any good?

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Well, um…

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No, he's terrible.

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But he likes the pizza after,
so, you know…

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All right.

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-Hi, I'm…
-Hey.

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Oh. Khalil.

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Hey, girl.

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How you… How you been?

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-Good actually.
-Good.

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Much better
than right after you ghosted me.

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Did I?

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-You know, I… work.
-Mm.

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You know, yeah.
I been real busy with work.

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Oh, is that why my text messages
turned green?

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I was just hitting you up to get
my hoops back that I left at your place.

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Do you know what?

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I will make sure
he gets those back to you, sis.

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Can we start with some water, please?

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-Of course.
-Thank you.

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-I'll be right back with that.
-Thank you.

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Can you believe her?

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I mean, just watching me
sit here with you right now,

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coming at me like that.

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So unprofessional.

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Look.

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I know you've changed, but she doesn't.

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And you can't treat women like that
and expect them not to react.

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You right.

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-She about to put something in our food.
-Oh yeah.

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-But leave a tip.
-Already on it.

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[upbeat music playing]

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-Fresh and dap.
-I think we both are. It's like--

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Hey.

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-Hi, Jordan.
-Mavis! [chuckles]

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How you doin'?

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Good. Good. Good.

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-Okay. That's great. You're good.
-[both chuckle]

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Can you, uh… just give us a minute, bro?

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Yes, thought you'd never ask.

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It's good to see you.

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You out shopping?

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Yeah, I got clients on the red carpet,
so I'm pulling some looks for them.

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Okay, Mave.

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And I am also styling
Nicole Byer's lingerie launch, so…

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Mavis! This is huge.

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Come on now.

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I'm sorry. This… This is, uh…
This is just very exciting.

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You out here making it
like I knew you would.

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Wait. This is not about me.

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You out here making it
like you knew you would.

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You know that's right.

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You the hardest-working person I know.

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We're always gonna be running
the same circles.

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The same industry.

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So maybe at some point, we'll be
more comfortable running into each other,

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saying hi,

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checking in.

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-Maybe.
-[Jordan] Oh my gosh.

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Not listening. I'm sorry.
I just… This makes me so happy.

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["Bonita" by Delly plays]

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♪ Look, Bonita Applebum ♪

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♪ Look like Sanaa Lathan ♪

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♪ Low-ride jeans with a G-string thong ♪

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♪ She the hottest thing
That's up in the place… ♪

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Look, I know this is probably coming
way too late in the game,

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but I owe you an apology.

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I'm sorry I never called you back.

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Yeah, way too late.
I mean, I knew you were a fuckboi,

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but I thought
you were one of the nice ones.

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Crazy thing is so did I.

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But, you know, I'm workin' on it.
I'm, you know, growing, gettin' better.

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How 'bout runnin' away from me
every time you see me in the past year?

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You sorry for that too?

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What? What do you mean running?
There wasn't nobody running.

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Girl, come on now.

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A'ight.

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I'm sorry about that too.

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It's not even like
I've been trying to date you.

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I got a man now. A good one too.

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That's dope. I mean, I got somebody too.

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Okay, Khalil, I see you.

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Okay, Stephanie.

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-Melanie.
-Are you sure?

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It's not… Oh shit!

245
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:03,120
Melanie, I'm growing!
It takes time to grow!

246
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,122
♪ I trip, I keep on goin'… ♪

247
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,250
-Day, can you let a bit out in the booty?
-Got it.

248
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,753
Sorry not sorry.
Blessed with ass for weeks.

249
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,171
Praise him, girl.

250
00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:14,590
Look, God done gave you two full cups.
I'm not mad at it.

251
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,843
Day, can we also, um…
The titty meat. We just need, um--

252
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:21,097
-Two pinches? I got you.
-I've never felt so got.

253
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,100
-Listen, I didn't forget about you.
-Uh-huh.

254
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,811
My launch is all about
celebrating thick baddies,

255
00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,938
so I got a little somethin'-somethin'
for you to wear.

256
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,232
Oh my goodness, Nicole.
I literally cannot wait!

257
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,901
Keep in mind she has abandonment issues.
Oh, Nicole Byer, hi.

258
00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:35,194
-Hello.
-Bruce, what do you--

259
00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:37,113
When she was 18,
her family turned their backs on her.

260
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:40,282
When she was 36 and gained 20 pounds,
the fashion industry abandoned her.

261
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,450
She thinks you're next.

262
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:45,663
So I am sorry, but all of that unprocessed
trauma's about to land at your feet.

263
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,206
Hello!

264
00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:51,127
Oh, it's so dark and small in here.

265
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,503
Hi.

266
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:57,508
Hey. I, um, told you I was gonna come
to your place right after this.

267
00:11:57,591 --> 00:12:01,178
Oh, well, I wanted to make
your life easier, so I came to you.

268
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,973
Natasha Karina, girl, I love you.

269
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,976
Oh, that's so sweet,
and I don't even know who you are.

270
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:10,062
Natasha, let's not Mariah-Carey Nicole
right now, okay?

271
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,565
It's okay, queen. Put me in my place.

272
00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,525
[Natasha] Oh! Yellow. [chuckles]

273
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:15,526
That's a choice.

274
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:18,446
Okay. You know what? It's a hot color.

275
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:21,157
-I'll be right back. I'm so sorry.
-Do I look like a Peep?

276
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,034
-Is she gonna be an act?
-It's not yellow. It is marigold.

277
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:27,371
Natasha, I really wanna be respectful
of your feelings,

278
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,791
but this is above and beyond,
even for you.

279
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:34,086
What? Bruce wanted to meet
Nicole whatever-her-name-is.

280
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:37,047
Yep. Yeah, that's right.
That… Whatever she said is true.

281
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:39,425
Yeah, and it's worth mentioning

282
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,761
that fat bitch can't serve a look
like I can.

283
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:45,055
And before you say anything,
fat people say it's okay to say fat now.

284
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,975
Not the way you say it,
and I'm a fat person.

285
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:51,687
Natasha, I said I would be at your house
in an hour,

286
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,814
and that's the time I'm gonna be there.

287
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:58,527
Okay, relax, Mavis.
We were just swinging by.

288
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,529
Gee, does anybody sweep around here?

289
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,032
[gentle music playing]

290
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:08,412
I just… I feel so guilty.
I feel like I'm cheating on her.

291
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,498
I'm triggered. I'm cheating triggered.

292
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,624
I'm chiggered.

293
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:14,126
I'm chiggered. Is that a thing?
I don't know, but it should be.

294
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,462
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
Uh… [clears throat]

295
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,422
Let me ask you questions,
rapid-fire style.

296
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,341
-Oh boy.
-Who hired you first for Friday?

297
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,301
-Nicole.
-Does Natasha like her red-carpet look?

298
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,178
Her couture look? Absolutely yes.

299
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,013
Do have a lifelong struggle
setting boundaries

300
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:27,848
that can make you a total people-pleaser?

301
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,267
Okay, yes,
but that's not how we play this game.

302
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,978
Mavis, you the one that said
you wanted to grow your brand, a'ight,

303
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,606
and make people feel good
about their bodies and what they wear.

304
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:36,774
Yeah.

305
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,943
But you can't deal with Natasha
making you feel guilty

306
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,611
about having another celebrity client.

307
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,363
It's time to put Mavis first.

308
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:46,116
That's what you said you was gonna do
when you left Jacque, right?

309
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:48,744
-[Khalil slurps]
-Okay.

310
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,956
Ew. Did you have to sip your drink
like that?

311
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:53,999
I only drink like that
when I know I'm right.

312
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,502
[slow R & B music playing]

313
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,088
[Mavis yawns]

314
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,257
I'm so tired.

315
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,093
Mm.

316
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,678
Can't wait to sleep.

317
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,305
[screams]

318
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,516
[man] The fuck?

319
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:15,437
[Mavis] What the fuck?
You, what the fuck? Jade, what the fuck?

320
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,730
What? What?

321
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:20,609
There is a random dude sleeping in my bed.

322
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:24,154
My God, that's Barry from the bagel shop.
He's not random.

323
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,198
This is completely inconsiderate.

324
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:28,534
-Inconsiderate?
-Yes.

325
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,660
-Me?
-Yes.

326
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:30,911
-Seriously?
-Yes!

327
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:34,123
If you wanna see inconsiderate,
why don't you look around the apartment?

328
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:39,336
Well, all I seem to see right now
is your friend in my bed.

329
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,631
The only reason he's sleeping in your bed
is 'cause he usually sleeps on the couch,

330
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,134
which I paid for,
but it is covered in your shit.

331
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,928
So move my shit!
I don't care. Move the shit off the couch,

332
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,639
or go in the bathroom
and have him sleep in the tub.

333
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,350
Really? Guess what?
Your shit's all over there too!

334
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,979
Jade. I am the busiest
I've ever been in my life.

335
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,690
And don't think that I don't know
that you use my towels.

336
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:02,443
I was drying my face the other day,
and I smelled you.

337
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,028
It was disgusting.

338
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,155
I can't even use my oils anymore
because, you know,

339
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,365
we gotta protect the garments,
protect the garments.

340
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,994
You know, I make an effort.
I'm fun. I'm quirky, okay?

341
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:15,039
Nobody would wanna live with you. Nobody.

342
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,040
Wow.

343
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:18,292
You know what?

344
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:22,463
I'm setting some boundaries, okay?
You do not come in my room.

345
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:24,590
-You are not welcome.
-[Jade] Fine!

346
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:27,134
Don't you dare try to eat
one of my bagels tomorrow.

347
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:30,679
-I know you eat my bagels.
-I'm gonna eat the fuck outta your bagels.

348
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,306
Those are payments from Barry to me!

349
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:36,226
I'm gonna lick all your bagels
like Ariana Grande in a donut shop.

350
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,811
-Don't think I won't!
-Oh my God.

351
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,481
Are you wearing my fucking T-shirt, Barry?

352
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:45,569
So she, for real, just had on a top hat
like Lisa Bonet in the '90s?

353
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:50,908
No, I'm talking exact replica.
I mean, glasses and everything.

354
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,326
[India chuckles]

355
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:53,285
Mm.

356
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:57,164
But as a former fuck-man,

357
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,251
it felt good to actually own my shit
and apologize.

358
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,714
And to be honest with you, it feels good
to be able to tell you about it.

359
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,926
Something about you
that makes me wanna be better.

360
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:12,179
-[India chuckles]
-And that's for you and me.

361
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,306
Baby, that's so sweet.

362
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,976
I actually called some other girls too.

363
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,477
Really? What they say?

364
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:23,065
Uh, well, you know,
some stuff I can't repeat.

365
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:28,529
But one girl did call me, and I quote,
"The ashiest nigga in America."

366
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:30,447
-[chuckles]
-Yeah.

367
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,699
Oh my God.

368
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,617
And I think I might have a fatwa now.

369
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:37,913
Uh, I like you, but I am not
going into witness protection.

370
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,498
[both chuckle]

371
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:41,834
So…

372
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,464
You know, as I'm on
my grown-nigga shit now,

373
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,632
Mm-hmm.

374
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,176
I wanna take us to the next level.

375
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,845
I wanna spend more time with you,

376
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,472
and not just the weekends
we don't have Cooper.

377
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,641
I wanna get to know him too.

378
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:03,689
Well, I think maybe
we should take it slow with Cooper,

379
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:07,860
but I'd really like to spend
more time with you.

380
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:08,986
Yeah.

381
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:12,156
Yeah, we'll definitely take it slow
with little man.

382
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,616
I mean, he gonna be trying
to cock-block me anyway.

383
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,119
I had a single mom.

384
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,997
I used to be cock-blocking.
I was a cock-block ninja.

385
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:25,919
Well, I would never let that happen
because Mama has her needs, okay?

386
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,047
-Oh, Mama got some needs?
-Mm-hmm.

387
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,257
What kind of needs Mama got, huh?

388
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:34,136
Let me see if I can find
some of these needs that you got.

389
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,722
-Is this a need right here?
-[India laughs]

390
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,807
[Khalil] Hmm? I think I found one.

391
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,226
Is that… How about… Is that a…

392
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,896
♪ I got my city on my shoulders ♪

393
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,440
♪ I gotta work work work ♪

394
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,902
♪ Don’t want no pity, I'm a soldier… ♪

395
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,361
-[camera clicks]
-Oh God.

396
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,197
♪ I gotta work work work ♪

397
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,867
♪ I got my city on my shoulders ♪

398
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,119
♪ I gotta work work work ♪

399
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,955
[outgoing FaceTime call ringing]

400
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:08,128
Mavis, is everything okay?
It's the middle of the night for you.

401
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:12,591
Hey, I am so sorry to call you so early,
but I just saw an email from Air Italia.

402
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:16,178
Did you send me a nonrefundable
middle-seat ticket to go see you?

403
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,348
It might be a middle seat,
but it's an exit row.

404
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:22,392
Luca, I just can't drop everything
and go to Italy right now, okay?

405
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,270
It's like you're not listening
when I tell you what my work week is like.

406
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:28,440
I know it's busy.
That's why I sent you the ticket.

407
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,943
I think you're working too hard.
You don't look good.

408
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,445
-Excuse me?
-No. You are beautiful.

409
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:37,199
It just seems you don't have time
to eat or sleep, like right now.

410
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,202
I think you need to find balance
in your life.

411
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,956
Oh! Okay, yes.

412
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:47,501
Please tell me what I need
to find in my life. That is rich.

413
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:51,129
Listen, we don't have the luxury
of three-hour pasta breaks

414
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,840
or four-month vacations here, okay?

415
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:56,135
But please, please tell me
about this balance that I need to find.

416
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,262
Why is this ticket making you upset?

417
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:01,598
This ticket, other than the middle seat,
is very romantic.

418
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,518
Yes? [chuckles]
You take a break and come here.

419
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,271
I'll show you my neighborhood.
We'll have fun.

420
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,566
But it's also very unrealistic.

421
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,861
I can't just live my life
with my head in the clouds.

422
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,655
I work really hard,
and I love working hard,

423
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,198
and I wanna succeed.

424
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,118
I thought you wanted us
to be around each other.

425
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:25,247
I do. I just don't know how
to make time for us and time for myself.

426
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:26,832
Okay.

427
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,670
This is not the way
I thought this would go.

428
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,797
Well, maybe it's just…

429
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:35,591
I don't know.

430
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,010
Listen, um…

431
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,262
I'm gonna let you go.

432
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:44,308
I have a lot of work to do,
and we'll just talk later, okay?

433
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,476
Okay. We'll talk later.

434
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:48,562
Ciao.

435
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,230
Ciao.

436
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,151
[slow R & B music playing]

437
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,538
-You're beautiful.
-I know.

438
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,290
Okay.

439
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,169
Where are you goin'?

440
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,838
I'm goin' to the launch party.

441
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,216
Okay? You're in good hands.
Bruce knows exactly what to do.

442
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,592
[softly] Do not leave me.

443
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,094
-Yes, you do. Yes, you do.
-Stay. Stay here.

444
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,512
Mavis, I, uh…

445
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,723
I made a decision.

446
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:29,227
I want you to be my stylist exclusively.

447
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,439
So…

448
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,068
how much?

449
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:42,115
It's not about the money, Natasha.
I am… I'm trying to grow my brand.

450
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,452
Has it ever occurred to you
just to be happy for me?

451
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,495
No.

452
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,789
I'll give you a monthly salary.
How's 10,000?

453
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,165
10,000 what?

454
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:54,586
Dollars, Mavis.
And go gentle on Nicole. She's a fan.

455
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,381
I just need you
to sign this three-year contract.

456
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:58,465
Three years?

457
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,554
Okay, um… Uh…

458
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,724
-Natasha.
-Yeah?

459
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:12,187
While this is life-changing,

460
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,773
I-don't-need-a-roommate-anymore
kind of money…

461
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,608
[sighs]

462
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,153
…my brand can't be all about you.

463
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,031
I need to put myself first.

464
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,535
Mavis, if you walk out that door,

465
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,037
there's no coming back.

466
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:31,290
I mean it.

467
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,125
We're done.

468
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:37,879
Well, you know what?

469
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,966
I'm pretty good at breakups.

470
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,136
["Bom Bom" by Tkay Maidza plays]

471
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:46,513
♪ I be on the next
I see it, I don't stop… ♪

472
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:52,144
[announcer] Nicole Byer presents
the Baddies of Paradise.

473
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,896
♪ I be on the next
I see it, I don't stop… ♪

474
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,858
-[cheering, applause]
-[camera clicking]

475
00:21:57,941 --> 00:21:59,943
♪ Bom-bom ba-dom-bom, bom-bom ♪

476
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,111
♪ Bom-bom ba-dom-bom… ♪

477
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,405
You did all this. It's amazing.

478
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,198
I know! You know what?

479
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,451
Everyone looks so gorgeous,

480
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,911
and I can tell
that they feel gorgeous too.

481
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,538
You look great, too, by the way.

482
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:14,499
Oh, I know I'm fine as fuck. Okay?

483
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,377
Nicole, the collection is so beautiful.

484
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,838
How did you come up
with the birds-of-paradise theme?

485
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:23,842
I can't take credit.
It was my beautiful stylist Mavis.

486
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:26,762
Mavis, Mavis, come over here
and tell us your inspiration, please?

487
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,722
Oh, oh, okay.

488
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:33,018
So, basically, um…

489
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,771
plus-size women
are always being told to shrink.

490
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:39,232
You know, literally everyone's telling us
to lose weight, be smaller,

491
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:43,278
but the birds-of-paradise flowers,
they bloom when there's enough light,

492
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:48,158
and so, I just really wanted
to take beautiful kings and queens

493
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:51,620
and nonbinary royalty
and just showcase them

494
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:54,664
in beautiful bright,
bold colors in the light

495
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:58,794
because they haven't let the world
shame them into shrinking.

496
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,128
Mavis.

497
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:01,838
Ma-vis!

498
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:02,964
Ayo!

499
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,925
[phone buzzes]

500
00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:07,219
Hey, hey. How'd it all go?

501
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:10,305
It was good and bad, all at the same time.

502
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,264
[Mavis sighs]

503
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:14,518
I think I did something stupid,
but I think it was the right thing.

504
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:17,396
Was it stupid? Answer me, Khalil!

505
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:18,605
Yo, Mavis, you okay?

506
00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:23,652
I just quit working for Natasha,
which is good, right? It's brave.

507
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,529
This was a one-time thing with Nicole,

508
00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:28,740
and, um, Natasha offered me
$10,000 a month.

509
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:29,783
What?

510
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,993
I didn't just fuck up
my whole life, right?

511
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,121
I mean, there'll be other jobs, right?

512
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:37,582
-Oh. But it's good, right?
-Mavis, you breathing a little funny.

513
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:38,500
I, uh…

514
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:41,670
I can hear my heartbeat in my ears.
It's so loud. Do you hear what I…

515
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:44,506
-Find a seat somewhere. Sit down.
-Oh, my heartbeat's so…

516
00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:47,384
-Take deep breaths. You're just exhausted.
-My fee…

517
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:49,970
-You did not fuck up your life.
-I just…

518
00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:51,972
-I don't know what I'm…
-Mavis! [echoes]

519
00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:54,015
-I don't… [echoes]
-[thuds]

520
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,895
Don't worry, ma'am. You're gonna be okay.

521
00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:02,149
These prostitutes should really eat
before they start work.

522
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,818
Oh, I'm sorry. Did you see my pum-pum?

523
00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:06,486
I…

524
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:09,531
I'm… I'm sorry. Also… Also you're welcome.

525
00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:15,120
[hip-hop beat playing]

526
00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:19,499
♪ Betta know about me, babe ♪

527
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:21,543
♪ Mm-hmm ♪

528
00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:24,546
♪Betta know about me, babe ♪

529
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:26,548
♪ Yeah ♪

530
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,843
♪ I'm way too lit, I'm way too thick ♪

531
00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:32,220
♪ Talk a lotta trash, but I could bag it ♪

532
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,222
♪ Betta know about me ♪

533
00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:39,728
♪ Mm-mm ♪

534
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,605
♪ Yeah ♪

535
00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:44,441
♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪

536
00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:46,526
♪ Yeah ♪

537
00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:49,863
♪ Mm-mm ♪

538
00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:51,698
♪ Yeah ♪

539
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,534
♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪

540
00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:56,453
♪ Yeah ♪

541
00:24:58,079 --> 00:24:59,831
♪ Mm-mm ♪

542
00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,583
♪ Hey ♪

543
00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:04,878
♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪

544
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:06,796
♪ Yeah ♪

545
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,716
♪ Betta know about me, babe ♪
bag it ♪