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[pop music playing]

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[Peppermint] Hey!
Thank you so much to everyone

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for coming out
to celebrate our engagement. [chuckles]

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Ugh, and y'all know
that I have kissed a lot of frogs.

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-Oh.
-And maybe even a couple of toads.

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But I am…

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I am so happy
to have finally found my prince.

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Well, I would say that, uh…
I found my princess,

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but y'all know damn well
that she is a queen.

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[Marley] Aw! Yeah!

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Whoo!

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Listen, I really wanna fuck a frog.

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Like, I had a prince,
but maybe I need a frog.

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I need to fuck frogs.
Is there a frog farm I should know about?

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What are you saying?

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You know, I had, like,
a little college ho phase

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back in the dizay,
but does going to Señor Frog's two times

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and hookin' up with the same
Dominican bartender that you didn't tip

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really count as a ho phase?

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No. Nah, bruh, but for someone
who talks about sex as much as you do,

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you should be gettin' some.

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What he said, honey.

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You need to stick a dick in your mouth.
They wanna be there.

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That is not what I said.

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-That's what you were trying to say.
-[Khalil] Mm-kay.

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Hey, Khalil, you should help me
'cause you're a ho!

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Oh! Why… Bring that down. What you doing?

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That was a secret?
Everybody knows you're a ho.

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-They don't know… I'm not a ho.
-It's ho-kay with her.

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[Khalil] I'm not a ho.
Why you saying that?

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Hey, real quick,

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y'all ever been, like, sad,
but, like, nothing is wrong?

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All right, Khalil,
let's rapid-fire style these feels, okay?

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All right. Let's go.

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Have you been sensitive
to criticism lately?

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-I always been like this.
-Do you have trouble experiencing joy?

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Joy? What is that?

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Khalil, sounds like you need a therapist.

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[scoffs] A therapist? A therapist.

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Okay, and where would I procure
somethin' like that, okay?

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It's gonna be all right, y'all.

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Oh. Khalil.

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Why didn't you tell us
you were feeling so bad, babe?

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I did tell you by not telling you.

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Oh my God, you're so man.

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Mavis is right about a therapist

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because Anita, she helped me
with all my control and anger issues.

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Wait. I am so sorry. Just one minute.

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Aren't you and Daphne in competition
to see who can plan the better date?

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And if Daphne wins,
you literally said, and I quote,

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"I'mma blow up all five boroughs." Right?

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That's not aggression, Mavis.
That is romance.

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Y'all don't know how to play.

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I've been through therapy.
You've met my mom, okay?

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You need a therapist. I met your mom.
[chuckles]

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I can help you find a therapist.

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I could be your therapist sensei.

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And you are a ho.

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-You could be my ho shaman.
-I like this.

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-Let's go.
-[Khalil] Let's go.

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[funky beat playing]

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♪ Okay
One time for the big girls in the crowd ♪

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♪ Hey! Hear me now ♪

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♪ Go on, sis, yeah
Show 'em how to work it out ♪

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[Mavis] Trust me on this.
Never be attracted to your therapist.

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Yeah, nope.

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[Khalil] Uh, trust me on this.
You'll know if it's right or wrong.

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Absolutely the fuck not.

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[Mavis] You gotta let your guard down.
Everything is not a conspiracy.

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How do you think
your dad could've been better?

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You ask a lot of questions
for somebody I don't know.

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You wearin' a wire?

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[Khalil] And keep your guard up.
Just 'cause they're good in the streets…

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You, um…

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you look like you could break some shit
and fix it at the same time.

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Wow. Never heard that before.

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-You haven't?
-Nah.

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[Khalil] …does not mean
they're good in the sheets.

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Ooh, you feel so familiar.

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-Feel like my ex-wife.
-Oh. Okay.

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Except for she couldn't bend over
this long. She had arthritis.

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That's a great story.

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-Yeah…
-Yeah. Yeah. You half white, right?

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No, my mom's half white.

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Tell that white side to take a break
until we find this rhythm.

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Sure. Yeah, you just have a big ol'
Juneteenth party in my pussy right now.

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-There we go.
-Okay, there we go.

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That's it.

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Oh, it's… awesome.

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♪ I brought you these flowers… ♪

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I mean, this is a nice place.
Too bad I've been here before though.

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But it's… it's… it's cool though.
You tried. You tried.

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I'm glad I let you plan the first date.
I mean, mine will be much better.

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The night is still early, Marley.

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Wait a minute.
This wasn't here when I was here.

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[Daphne chuckles] Yes, it was.

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Except it can only be accessed by VIPs.

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Thank you.

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-All right. For the drink.
-Mm-hmm.

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Oh my God.

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This is exactly how I like it.
Two olives, extra dirty.

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-Mm-hmm.
-God damn it.

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-How the hell did you know?
-I have my ways.

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[sighs]

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I am delighted

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and pissed off at the same time.

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-[both chuckle]
-Well, cheers to that.

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[Mavis] Mm!

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I tell you I've been struggling
trying to find a good therapist?

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Mm-mm.

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I need to find somebody
that speaks my language, like me.

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Yeah.

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Last person I talked to asked me
if I was comfortable

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meeting at a train station at night…

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-Mm-mm!
-…on LSD…

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-No!
-…so she could conjure up my ancestors.

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[both] Fuck no!

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-What?
-Are you insane?

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She gotta be insane.

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-She crazy.
-Wild.

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I mean…
What's her name? I need a therapist.

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I'm just kidding.
Please don't do that, ever.

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'Cause it sounds like
it's gonna be directed by Jordan Peele,

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and you about to be a Netflix documentary.

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-That part.
-You know?

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Oh, wait. Hold on.
Wait. So how's… how's your journey?

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Oh, you mean my sexual Jurnee Smollett?

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Zat is the one.

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Ah, mais oui.

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Um… Honestly, very unfulfilling.

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-Mm.
-Harder than I thought.

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Yelp review
is giving three out of five stars.

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-Not that bad.
-For real.

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Bad review for everyone.

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I mean, I think it's really hard

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having someone
get to know your body in just one night.

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Or somebody try to fix your life
in just a hour.

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-Wow. That part.
-Mm.

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Why don't you ask
one of your male friends?

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A dude. A homey.

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You know? Them boys.

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-That's hilarious. You ever…
-What?

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…talked to… Like, you can't just
talk to a man about your feelings.

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Not talking about our feelings
is how we remain friends.

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-That's part of the game.
-Oh shit.

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-Oh shit.
-Oh shit. We gotta go.

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-We gotta go?
-We gotta go.

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Look, that guy. That guy over there.
Oh my God. We gotta go. We gots to go.

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I'm too high.
I don't know if I got legs right now.

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Khalil! Let's go!

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-Move out the way!
-[squeals]

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My best friend's a ho!

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[rock music playing]

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[music stops]

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We've reviewed the expenses
to identify the areas where we can cut--

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All right, everybody, shut the fuck up.

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I need to know who has a client
with some top-shelf access

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to some important shit.
I have a date, and I need pitches.

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Uh… Is she a side chick or a main chick?

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Potential main.

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I know a guy
who can get you in to see Hamilton.

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-Boom.
-Nah… It ain't no boom.

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I'm embarrassed that you thought
that was a good idea.

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All right, guys, listen the fuck up.

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I date like a rich white man.
Don't leave out any entitlement.

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Let me know what the fuck is good.

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["BRAND NEW" by The Pocket Queen playing]

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♪ Da-da da-da-da ♪

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♪ Da-da da-da-da, da-da…♪

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♪ I feel brand new ♪

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♪ Like summertime in June ♪

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♪ Like roses that have come in bloom… ♪

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-Oh no, Mavis.
-What's up?

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-No.
-What do you mean, no?

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-Not here. Not like this.
-You know how hard it's been, okay?

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And he was here last night,
so, you know… it's familiar.

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Mavis, for this, you have to be Simone
motherfuckin' Biles to stick this landing.

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That is not nice.
You know I have shin splints.

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[sighs] I'm just sayin'.

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Don't he look like
he just know how to put it down,

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pick it back up again,
put it back down again,

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maybe flip it a little bit?

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How would I know that?

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This is compliments
of the hot guy at the bar.

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-What hot guy at the bar?
-Hold on.

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-[laughs]
-Oh, stop it.

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You're so silly.

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No, no. Mavis.

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Stop with the cherry.
No, get your tongue out of there.

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What are you doing? Put your tongue away.

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-It's so wet!
-Oh my God.

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-[laughs]
-♪ I feel brand new… ♪

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You like that?

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[Mavis] Oh God!

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-Oh!
-♪ Like roses that have come in bloom ♪

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It's snowin', but it's tasty.

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Hey, Mavis.

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Oh, hey. Bonjour.
I made you some lemon bars.

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Oh, I'm on my way out. This didn't seem
like a breakfast situation.

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Um… No, this is not
a breakfast situationship.

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Just a thank-you for last night.

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That was wonderful and wild
and wet and other W words.

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I mean, you really just
pressed every button on the control board

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like you had been there before.

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-Well, that's what I do.
-We should do it again.

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-For sure. Yeah.
-Yeah. Okay.

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-[Mavis] Oh!
-[both laugh]

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-I'll see you soon.
-Okay.

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-Yeah.
-Bye.

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Yummy.

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[man] Where you going?

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-What you got?
-[man] Take that. Take that. There it is.

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Oh God. You on your back
more than a Kardashian.

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-What's wrong with you?
-Ain't no flopping in pickup, brah.

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-You all right though?
-Look.

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I don't know how to ask you all this, but…

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I think…

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I… I think I might need…

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-Money?
-Fake passport.

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-A good lawyer.
-Nigga, no. What are y'all talking…

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No, nigga. I need a…

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-[mumbled] I need a therapist.
-What now?

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[softly] A therapist.

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-A therapist, nigga! A therapist.
-Hell yeah. I'm in therapy, dog.

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-Word?
-Yeah.

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Me too, man.

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Y'all two niggas been in therapy,
emoting and shit behind my back?

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And I'm a whole-ass licensed therapist,
so there's that.

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Hold on, if you a therapist,
how you fouling so much?

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That's called setting boundaries.

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Something you would understand
if you went to therapy.

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Brah, it's all good. You can use mine.

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Erica? Man, she uses all the big words
like "trauma" and "generational."

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And what's the other one?
Oh, "inner child."

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Did you know
there's a little nigga inside you?

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-What?
-Your eight-year-old self is inside you.

237
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,079
There's a little nigga inside of me?

238
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,330
-That's right.
-Unhealed.

239
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:07,458
Well… fam, if y'all can hook me up, man,
I need a plug.

240
00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:08,376
I got you.

241
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:12,088
I mean, it might be a little weird
if you saw my girl Erica.

242
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:15,383
You definitely would be better
with a Black male therapist anyway.

243
00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,468
He means
with your particular set of issues.

244
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,679
What do you mean, my issues?
My particular… What kinda…

245
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,889
-No, he said--
-Trigger. Trigger. Trigger.

246
00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:25,184
[Daphne] I love the Brooklyn Museum,
but it's closed now.

247
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:28,562
[Marley] Not for us,
and I flew food in from San Francisco.

248
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,774
And wait until you taste
the Dungeness crab dumplings.

249
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,984
-Okay.
-Oh!

250
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,114
[clacks]

251
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,084
What the fu…

252
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,170
Um… [laughs nervously]

253
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:56,090
[inhales sharply] Gi…
Give me a second, okay?

254
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,843
[softly] Oh my God.

255
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:07,351
Ted. Hey, I'm… I'm stuck outside.
Where's your fucking guy?

256
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:12,398
What? What fuckin' emergency?

257
00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,817
Are you fucking kidding me?

258
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,153
You better pick a spot on your body

259
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:20,448
because I'm gonna rip you a new asshole.

260
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:24,243
Not where there's already a hole,
you fuckin' asshole! Damn it!

261
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,835
[chuckles] Minor snag. [chuckles]

262
00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:40,760
No, Khalil, but the sex was amazing, okay?
There's no way that shit was one-sided.

263
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:45,765
And I texted him, "u up?" all lowercase
a few days later, and he didn't reply?

264
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:49,977
What's up with that? Not even three dots.
Honestly, what the fuck is that?

265
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:53,898
I hate to tell you this,
but you got ghosted. Yes, you did.

266
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:58,068
You got ghosted at the place
where we like to eat and drink

267
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,029
and hang out and be merry.

268
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,448
-Khalil?
-Yes.

269
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:06,243
I saw the whites of this man's eyes.
I just saw his Adam's apple all night.

270
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:09,789
He even put his… his tongue between
my toes like a overpriced pedicure.

271
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,582
Time out. I can't hear that no more.

272
00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,167
-What, my bunion?
-It's a lot.

273
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:16,629
The point is, we are gonna figure out
what happened.

274
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,047
-We?
-Yes, we.

275
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,716
I mighta been ghosted
by his rizz or whatever,

276
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,512
but, honey, I'm a zombie,
and now I'm back from the dead!

277
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:27,640
-["Bounce It Biggity Bounce It" playing]
-I don't think that's how you use rizz.

278
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,308
♪ Biggity-biggity-biggity
Bounce it ♪

279
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,310
♪ Drop, give me 50, girl
Give me what you got ♪

280
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:33,562
♪ Girl, drop give me 50, girl
Give me what you got ♪

281
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,898
♪ Bounce, biggity bounce it
Shake, biggity, shake it… ♪

282
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,442
-Hey.
-Hey. Can I get you a drink?

283
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:39,652
Can you get me a drink?

284
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:42,279
You're not gonna even acknowledge
that you didn't reply to my text?

285
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:46,700
-And I will have a beer.
-Oh boy. I knew it. Damn.

286
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,661
Oh boy, you knew what? Wha… Wha… Wha… Wha…

287
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:49,995
What did you know exactly?

288
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,414
That you're trying to get wifed up.
Lock me down.

289
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,749
Excuse me?

290
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,294
That I'm trying to get wifed up?
I texted you, "u up?" all lowercase.

291
00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,381
Is that not international
for "You wanna fuck tonight?" Is it not?

292
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:03,509
You can text whatever you want,
but you was giving brown-sugar vibes.

293
00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:06,011
Yo, I hate to intervene
'cause I don't wanna be involved,

294
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,888
but my best friend
is just trying to be a ho.

295
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,181
Thank you so much, Khalil.

296
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,350
She baked me lemon bars from scratch, bro.

297
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,895
-Tell me you didn't do that.
-You can't buy those over the counter.

298
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,355
They're disgusting. You welcome.

299
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,899
Even put it in Tupperware
she obviously wanted me to bring back.

300
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,610
-The good kind with the red top?
-Exactly. I know she had foil.

301
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,571
-Mavis.
-Excuse me?

302
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:26,115
Wife you? Oh, baby!

303
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,618
The only aisle I'm walking down
is at Walgreens to get more condoms

304
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,288
for the big dick
I be pullin' in every week.

305
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,455
That's right.

306
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:37,501
I'm getting dicked down with the coupon,
you low-budget Terence Trent D'Arby.

307
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,836
Are you serious?

308
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:41,672
And to think,
I showed you a little kindness

309
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,841
and used my good European butter
on your ass,

310
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:46,051
and you think
you're the catch of the century?

311
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,219
Who told you that?

312
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,763
-'Cause they lied, bitch.
-Oh Lord.

313
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,891
I mean, I just want to get dicked down.

314
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,686
It's my right to get dicked down.

315
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,479
-Exactly.
-You better preach.

316
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,231
[Mavis] So you can fuck off.

317
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,649
[patrons] Ooh!

318
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,735
["Get it Got it" by Adi Oasis playing]

319
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,992
This hit the spot perfectly.

320
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:14,246
I got it from
my favorite Puerto Rican spot.

321
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:17,374
And I'm really glad you liked it, Daphne.

322
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,710
I really wanted to impress you.

323
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:24,256
It's been a long time
since I felt like impressing anyone.

324
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:30,095
-I called your office.
-You… You did what?

325
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,515
I wanted to know
how you like your martinis,

326
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,935
so I called your assistant,
and when he wouldn't tell me,

327
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,563
threatened him with the government thing.

328
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:40,856
[laughs]

329
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,568
-Are you serious?
-Yeah.

330
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:47,821
Hmm.

331
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:51,700
I don't know if I'm more turned on
by the fact that you did that

332
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:56,246
or that I get a chance
to fire someone tomorrow.

333
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,428
How does it feel to kiss a winner?

334
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,181
How do you know you won?

335
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,434
You didn't get to first base on your date.

336
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:24,942
Need I remind you,
we're having dinner on some steps.

337
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,861
-Come here.
-Mm.

338
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:31,156
♪ I know you came here for something ♪

339
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:36,370
♪ I don’t like makin' assumptions ♪

340
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,539
-♪ But I can tell ♪
-♪ Oh, I can tell ♪

341
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:41,083
♪ Speak on it right now while you can ♪

342
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:44,044
♪ 'Cause closed lips don’t get fed ♪

343
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,130
[song fades out]

344
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,218
Let me start by saying thank you

345
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:54,304
for giving me
the opportunity to listen to you.

346
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:58,475
You know, therapy is still taboo
in our community,

347
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:03,355
so major props for coming in, really.

348
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:07,568
So what brings you in today?

349
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:12,322
My best friend… uh…
thought I should see someone.

350
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:19,621
-I'm not enjoying stuff like I used to.
-Like what?

351
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:24,251
Like, I usually have
a very, very healthy appetite for sex,

352
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,712
but… I don't,

353
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:30,299
and… like, it's not satisfying.

354
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,512
I even had a…

355
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:41,351
a foursome not too long ago,
and… I wasn't feeling it.

356
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,022
That ain't never happened to me before.

357
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:49,902
Well, there's no need for you to be
so hard on yourself. It's unnecessary.

358
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:55,032
Tell me what's been going on
that's different lately.

359
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,454
I guess I'm hurt.

360
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,749
Just broke up with my girl.

361
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,044
And that's done.

362
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:10,964
You know, ain't gonna happen
with that now, but…

363
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:17,262
And I also don't wanna go back
to doing what I was doing.

364
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:21,725
So you're saying you're unable to use
your old coping mechanism,

365
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,144
which is sex.

366
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:29,108
-Exactly.
-And how does that make you feel?

367
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:35,030
I don't know if I got the words for it.
If I gotta throw something out there,

368
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,659
I guess it'd be… lost.

369
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,494
Good.

370
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:45,165
See, it's really important
to acknowledge where you are.

371
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:49,461
You see, as Black men,
we taught to bury our feelings.

372
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:55,634
I'm talking about we bury 'em deeper
than the Mob buried Jimmy Hoffa. [laughs]

373
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:59,346
You know, it's crazy. I know somebody
that knows where he buried for real.

374
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:01,056
-Is that right?
-Yeah.

375
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:04,143
Everybody thinks it's in the Meadowlands,
but that don't make no sense.

376
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,352
Uh-uh.

377
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,896
I mean,
why would the Mob kill him in Detroit

378
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,314
and bring him all the way back--

379
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,233
-To Jersey.
-[chuckles]

380
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:14,611
So it feels like, for you,
that women are the tip of the iceberg.

381
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:15,529
[Khalil] Hmm.

382
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:19,575
I'm gonna give you an exercise
that'll help you get your feelings out

383
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,035
and also allow you
to acknowledge where you're at

384
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,788
because that's the main thing here.

385
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,081
Yeah, word.

386
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,128
I ain't never been this happy
to talk to a stranger.

387
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:33,297
Hey, we all we got, brother.

388
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,216
Real talk.

389
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:43,098
I don't get it.
Why is hoing so difficult? This is crazy.

390
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,642
Like, how are single people
supposed to get their needs met?

391
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:51,148
You think I made you run from women
on the subway for quick cardio?

392
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:52,858
Damn.

393
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:56,236
I mean, man, I'm telling you,
it is hard in these single streets.

394
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,906
It is. It's very hard. It's like…

395
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:03,327
-Real talk, it's wild.
-Crazy.

396
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:07,748
And sometimes, people aren't honest,
or they're too honest.

397
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:12,753
And sometimes, people like you
more than you like them, or vice versa.

398
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:19,092
Ooh, ooh, or sometimes,
you just want someone to… to chill with.

399
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,135
-Yes.
-And just…

400
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,013
I mean, and not put a name on it
or a label on it.

401
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,182
-I know.
-Because you just…

402
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,935
You don't know 'em like that yet.

403
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,020
I know. Why can't we do that?

404
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:33,941
Sometimes, you just want some company,
and they start talking shit.

405
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:37,945
-Mm-hmm.
-No wonder you're like this.

406
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:41,823
Khalil, I am so sorry
I ever judged you for bein' a ho.

407
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,287
I mean, all I can say is thank you for

408
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,291
seein' a different side, you know.

409
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:58,298
Khalil.

410
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:04,096
My God. What's goin' on? Are you okay?

411
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,473
Yeah, I ju… It's just my… my…

412
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:09,268
[clears throat] My therapist,
I found a good one,

413
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:13,313
said that I, you know,
need to acknowledge where I'm at,

414
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,607
and so I should just let my feelings go.

415
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,736
And now you got
my fuckin' floodgates open.

416
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,197
So… [sniffles] Mm.

417
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:26,201
It's okay. Let it out.

418
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,245
I cry all the time.

419
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:31,290
Yeah, I know, but that's your thing.

420
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,876
[sighs] Oh my God. Um…

421
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:40,173
-Thank you for always being there.
-Of course.

422
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,759
I'll always be here.

423
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:45,887
-I love you.
-I love you too.

424
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,097
We're gonna be okay.

425
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,224
But don't tell nobody
I'm tearin' up and shit, okay?

426
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,184
Oh my God. I won't tell anybody.

427
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:53,645
Especially Marley.
She'll never respect you.

428
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:54,980
[both chuckle]

429
00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:56,982
["Rock wit U (Awww Baby)" by Ashanti
playing]

430
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:59,318
[Irv Gotti] ♪ Yeah, Murder Inc
Murder Inc ♪

431
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,654
[Ashanti] ♪ I wanna love you, babe ♪

432
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,156
[Irv Gotti] ♪ Let's rock ♪

433
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,158
-[Ashanti] ♪ Can you rock with me?
-♪ Awww, baby ♪

434
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,451
♪ Nonstop with me ♪

435
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,369
♪ Can you take it to the top with me? ♪

436
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,705
-♪ I just wanna love you, baby ♪
-♪ Love you, babe ♪

437
00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:14,541
-♪ Always thinkin' of you, baby ♪
-♪ I'm thinkin' of you, babe ♪

438
00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:16,585
-♪ Can you roll with me? ♪
-♪ Ooh, baby ♪

439
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:17,753
♪ All over me ♪

440
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,546
♪ Can you take control of me? ♪

441
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:22,132
♪ I just wanna love you, baby ♪

442
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:24,760
♪ Always thinkin' of you, baby ♪

443
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:29,848
♪ I think I like
How your body feels next to me ♪

444
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:33,226
-♪ Awww, baby, when you're kissing me… ♪
-[Mavis] Holy shit!

445
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,395
-[vibrator buzzing]
-What?!

446
00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:37,314
What?!

447
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:39,983
What?

448
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,527
♪ Awww, baby, when you come to me… ♪

449
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,238
♪ She'll be comin' round the mountain
When she… ♪

450
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,074
[squealing] ♪ …Comes! ♪

451
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,992
-[Ashanti] ♪ Nonstop with me ♪
-♪ Stop with me ♪

452
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,660
♪ Can you take it to the top with me? ♪

453
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:53,246
-♪ I just wanna love you, baby ♪
-♪ Love you, babe ♪

454
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,791
-♪ Always thinkin' of you, baby ♪
-♪ I'm thinkin' of you, babe ♪

455
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,709
-♪ Can you roll with me? ♪
-♪ Ooh, baby ♪

456
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,294
-♪ All over me ♪
-♪ Over me ♪

457
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,712
♪ Can you take control of me? ♪

458
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:03,715
-♪ I just wanna love you, baby ♪
-♪ Love you, babe ♪

459
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,717
♪ Always thinkin' of you, baby ♪

460
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:11,223
♪ See, I don't know if I can handle you
As just a friend ♪

461
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:13,558
♪ Awww, baby, yeah, I can't pretend ♪

462
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:16,728
♪ Awww, baby, I'm so far in ♪

463
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:21,358
♪ But I don't mind
As long as I could have you in my life ♪

464
00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:24,194
♪ Awww, baby, I'm satisfied ♪

465
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:26,488
♪ Even if you're not just mine ♪

466
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:28,573
-♪ Can you rock with me?
-♪ Awww, baby ♪

467
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:29,866
♪ Nonstop with me ♪

468
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,910
-♪ Oh no ♪
-♪ Can you take it to the top with me? ♪

469
00:23:31,993 --> 00:23:34,329
-♪ I just wanna love you, baby ♪
-♪ I wanna love you, babe ♪

470
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,082
-♪ Always thinkin' of you, baby ♪
-♪ Thinkin' of you ♪

471
00:23:37,165 --> 00:23:39,334
-♪ Can you roll with me? ♪
-♪ Ooh, baby ♪

472
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,502
-♪ All over me ♪
-♪ Over me ♪

473
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,337
♪ Can you take control of me? ♪

474
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,756
-♪ I just wanna love you, baby ♪
-♪ Love you ♪

475
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,759
♪ Always thinkin' of you, baby ♪
-♪ Love you ♪