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[mellow dance music playing]

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I just think 39 is gonna be
an amazing year.

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Like, I say I'mma do something,
and I actually do it.

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I'm a business owner.
I'm a business owner!

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-I own a business!
-[chuckles]

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God, this age is amazing.

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Why was I so scared of it?
I don't understand.

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-[Marley] Mm-mm.
-You still tryin' to have kids?

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-What are you…
-You trying to yuck my yum?

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Why would you ask her somethin' like that
on her birthday?

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-What is wrong with you?
-What?

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Excuse me, Dr. Phil,
what are you talkin' about?

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I j… I mean, I just thought we was
all just sharin' and talkin'. Thirty-nine!

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One necklace from the Erykah Badu line,

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and now you're all up
in a woman's business?

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Look, I thought this was
a rose-and-thorn situation. My bad.

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What the fuck are you, some kinda
nigga poet laureate or some shit?

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All right, all right, all right!

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[cheering and applause]

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Okay, okay.

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Now, y'all know it would not be

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a Mavis Beaumont birthday extravaganza

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without some bad bitches
shakin' ass and dick up in here.

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[cheering]

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[Peppermint] Now, welcome to the stage

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Precinct 69.

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[sultry music playing]

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[Peppermint] Give it up for Judge Boot-ay.

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Booty!

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[Peppermint] Captain Ramrod
is about to hose you down

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and get you all wet.

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Whoa!

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[cheering and applause]

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Oh! Best birthday ever!

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Someone please call 911
'cause Officer Longstroke

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is gonna patrol your home
with his nightstick.

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[cheering]

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Everybody down on the fucking ground!

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-Oh my God.
-[cheering stops]

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And put your ass where I can see it.

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[cheering and applause]

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Okay, I get it, I get it.

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[sultry music continues]

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Okay, yes!

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♪ I like it like that, she… ♪

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-What's up, Freckles?
-[Mavis] What's up, Dimples? [chuckles]

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-I was hopin' you were the birthday girl.
-Oh, I am.

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I've been over there checkin' you out
all night.

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-You have?
-[man] Yeah.

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-[Mavis] How old are you?
-[man] Old enough.

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[Mavis] Old enough to rent a car?

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I need to frisk you.

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Yo, I'd really like
to take you out sometime.

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That number calls my phone.

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Oh, that makes sense.

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-[man] Yeah.
-Yeah.

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Oh wow! Wow-wow-wow-wee-wow!

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[funky beat playing]

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♪ Okay
One time for the big girls in the crowd ♪

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♪ Hey! Hear me now ♪

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♪ Go on, sis, yeah
Show 'em how to work it out ♪

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-[sexy music playing]
-♪ For you, you know I break the rules ♪

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♪ I don't need nobody's body ♪

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♪ To make me feel this good ♪

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♪ Yeah, you make me feel so good ♪

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♪ Come get me hot like you promised ♪

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♪ Hot like you promised ♪

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♪ You know that I know you want it ♪

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♪ I know you want it ♪

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♪ You say I'm good under pressure ♪

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♪ Good under pressure ♪

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♪ You know that I… ♪

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Wow.

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Marley, that was…

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[music fades out]

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…amazing.

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What the fuck?

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[Daphne] Baby, are you crying?

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Whoa! Are you okay, babe?

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I'm good. I'm great. [chuckles]

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I'm so good. You good? I'm great. Uh…

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-[thud]
-Agh!

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Oh!

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Why the fuck is this here?

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You know you don't have to go, right?

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I got business. The markets aren't gonna
Dow and Jones all by themselves, okay?

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[tense music playing]

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[chuckles] Bye.

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See, that's the thing
about the old cuts of men's suits.

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Like, they just don't fit
a big chest or hips.

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Yeah, it's my dad's.
It doesn't quite fit me,

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but I wanted to surprise him
and wear it to his retirement party.

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Aw, that's so special. I love that.
You know what?

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Day. Day'll get you suited up.

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-Thank you.
-Thanks.

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-Mavis.
-Hey.

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Shut up. She's right behind me.

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She doesn't know
she wasn't invited to your birthday party.

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She was invited to my party.

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-I needed the night off.
-What?

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Hi. Oh, it's a hug.

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I'm scared. That's nice.
It feels really sincere.

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Will you look at this place?

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I can't believe you turned down
working for me exclusively to, uh…

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oh… open a…  indoor campsite.

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Okay, thank you?
Uh, can I give you a tour?

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Natasha, say you'd like to see the place.

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You'd like to see the place.

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[squealing] Yeah, okay!

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Over here, we have our corner
where you can get final touches

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before you go out for the evening.
It's called our zhuzhing station.

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-Ugh, I love a gay verb.
-Same, bitch. You know what it is.

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And over here, we have this rack
called "On the Plus Side," kind of like--

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Oh, Mavis. How long is this tour?

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Feels like I've been here for an hour.

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I mean, obviously, I came here
because I need something.

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That took longer than I thought.

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I am getting the Icon Award
from Harper's Bazaar. Applause.

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And I would like you to style me.

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I don't know who else is getting
the award. Probably Bella, Gigi Hadid.

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What? Oh my God. Me?

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Mavis Jolie Beaumont
styling for Harper's Bazaar.

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It's almost bizarre.
Oh my God! I just can't!

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Did I get a little moist? Maybe.

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-Did she just get Botox?
-Yeah.

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But also, I don't care.

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What's the vibe? What are you feeling?
What do you wanna look like?

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We're going for empowering but scary.

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But only to other women.

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Specificity I really like.
That's one thing about you is…

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I am just texting my assistant
to re-up my Xanax

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because I forgot what it's like
working with you.

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Oh, Bruce,
just give her some of mine, please.

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-[Mavis] Oh!
-Catch.

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Thanks. You got the good kind.

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How many can I have?

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I told you though. I told you. I told you.

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You bougie. Dah! You are.

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And I'm right. I know you are.

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Got me at this little fancy spot,
drinking champagne with my pinkie up.

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So you do this with all your clients?

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-I mean… only the special ones.
-Oh, the special ones.

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-The special ones.
-Ooh, nice.

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Cheers to your first big sale.

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Yes, thank you
for helping me get that 10K.

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Mm-hmm. Now, you said
you had some pieces to show me.

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Oh, I do.

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Check out… what I got for you.

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-Yeah, okay. These are good.
-Yeah?

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Similar to the two we just sold.

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-[Khalil] You don't like them?
-Yes, I… I do.

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-You--
-I do.

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I can sell them.

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I don't have anything
that's, like… like new…

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-Mm-hmm.
-…new yet.

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I'm at… Well, to be honest with you,

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I'm in what's called
a, uh… um… transitional phase.

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Right? 'Cause…
At least that's what my therapist said.

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A Black male painter in therapy.

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-Voluntarily?
-Okay. See, why you gotta do that?

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Yeah, look, I'm just… I'm, you know…
I'm trying to… trying to evolve.

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Right? And just, you know, see things
through a more, you know, improved lens.

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Get to know myself better. Yeah.

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That's incredible, and I can't wait
to see what you are gonna create.

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I feel like I'm so lucky that I met you

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when you're right on the cusp
of creating new and exciting work.

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Yep. That's… I mean… You see it.

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That's where I'm at.
I'm at… I'm on the cusp.

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I mean… I mean, it's a… Wait till you see.

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Ooh!

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Iconic.

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Exciting!

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[laid-back music playing]

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[Mavis gasps]

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Are you robbing me? I didn't know things
were that bad for you.

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Excuse me.
I'm looking for dildos, strap-ons.

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Any funeral plans.
I just got over my PTSD.

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Mavis, I can personally vouch for Natasha.
She promises to be on her best behavior.

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And now, to present the Icon Award,
legendary editor, Hannah Sommar.

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Thank you. It's been such an honor…

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Oh my God. We're breathing the same air.
I'm gonna save some for later. [inhales]

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-She would hate you.
-Hurtful but truthful.

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…paved their own way in fashion.

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From Paulina Smirkova's iconic ads
for Pan Am Airlines…

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Brava. Look at you. Gorgeous.

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…to Vivian Swallwell's
culture-shocking moment,

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riding topless on Michael Dukakis's tank.

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Wow-wow-wow-wee-wow! [chuckles]

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[whispers] Bruce, what is this?

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[Sommar] Thank you.

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And last but not least,

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Natasha Karina's jaw-dropping cover

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of our very own Harper's Bazaar 1993…

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Where's Gigi?

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[Sommar] …1991, and…

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-No.
-…1988.

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[screams] No! No! Move, move!

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-You're on your own. Natasha.
-What do you mean I'm on my own?

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Natasha, where are you, icon?

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Say you're accepting the award
on Natasha's behalf.

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-What?!
-[Sommar] Natasha?

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Go! Go!

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[Mavis] Hi.

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How do I get… How do you get up?

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Um… Oh, okay. Hi.

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All right, everyone. [chuckles]

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-[microphone feeds back]
-Hi, Ms. Sommar.

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So nice to meet you.
You're amazing, and I'm Natasha's stylist.

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And I'm also your biggest fan.

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I mean, you are, um… just so iconic, and…

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[Sommar] Oh, she's touched by an angel.

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-Donate to whatever this is.
-[Mavis] Oh. Uh…

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-Security.
-Oh! No, we don't need security.

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-[Sommar] Security.
-[Mavis] Wait.

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-[man] All right, ma'am. Come on.
-[Mavis] No, you got…

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No. No, thank you. I…

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[funky music playing]

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-[Mavis] Hey, girl!
-Oh, hey! Oh my goodness, you guys.

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-Always feel like I'm coming to the MoMA.
-Baby, you're at the Marley MoMA, okay?

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-Hey.
-[both] Mwah!

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-What up?
-[both] Mwah!

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All right, I have some white wine.
I have champagne.

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Not the cheap shit
you broke bitches drink.

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-How is it?
-This feels…

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-[Khalil] This how you do it?
-No. Okay. It's, uh…

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-I love the floor.
-[Marley] Sit your ass on the floor.

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This is not comfortable.

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Get your little pretty DeBarge ass
up out of my chair.

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-How much did you spend on this chair?
-[Marley] Khalil! Damn it.

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You don't know how to sit in it
because this is for the queen's ass.

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Oh. Yeah?

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-Oh.
-[thud]

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Oh!

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[Mavis] You okay?

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Don't you fuckin' ask.

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-We can circle back.
-I was just pointing.

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-Just pointing at it.
-Not a big deal at all.

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I'm assuming
this is a Kara Walker original?

239
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,447
[Marley] Duh! [scoffs] What you think?

240
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,950
I mean, I guess it's cool.
I mean, if, you know…

241
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,493
if you like silhouettes and shit.

242
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:45,579
I mean, she not better than me
just because she actually finishes her art

243
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,373
or, you know, people like it.

244
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,333
You okay, Khalil? What's goin' on?

245
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:54,255
So Simone is excited about this, like,
you know, new artistic phase that I'm in.

246
00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:57,299
But she want new shit.
I ain't got new shit.

247
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,677
What if the new shit
don't compare to the old shit?

248
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,303
Then she gon' think I'm shit. Right?

249
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,305
I mean, how come nobody ever tells you

250
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,433
that it's hard
when somebody believes in you?

251
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:06,851
Especially when they fine as fuck.

252
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:08,936
It feels like
you don't wanna hear this right now,

253
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:12,815
but Simone is setting the bar
exactly where it needs to be.

254
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,651
You know, like, you are so talented,

255
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,988
and you have so much to show the world,
and are you gonna eat this cod cheek?

256
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,782
Because you do a lotta talking
and not a lotta eating.

257
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,742
Mm! So good!

258
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:28,456
Khalil, babe, just… just stop acting
like a little bitch, okay?

259
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:32,251
Just say bitch.
You don't have to say "little" like that.

260
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:35,129
Okay? And… and… and what's up, okay?

261
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:38,174
'Cause you the one limpin' around here
like Sandra Bullock in Gravity.

262
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,050
Ooh, the accuracy. That was a good movie.

263
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,178
-Mm-hmm.
-[Marley] Okay, fine.

264
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,387
I'll tell you.

265
00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:48,225
What happened was I

266
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:52,021
had a nice-ass time

267
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,065
with this beautiful-ass woman

268
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,985
that my heart feels warm for.

269
00:12:58,068 --> 00:12:59,695
And I…

270
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,824
I got too comfy. I did. I got too comfy.

271
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,576
And I let out this

272
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:09,413
tiny, weak-ass

273
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,498
-tear…
-Queef?

274
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:11,999
Tear.

275
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:17,046
In gratitude to the condition
that I had found myself in, and, um…

276
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,799
Oh God. Now she knows.

277
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,091
-I'm a cuck.
-[Mavis] Okay.

278
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,260
-[Khalil laughing]
-A fuckin' bitch.

279
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,389
Don't laugh, Khalil.

280
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:31,101
Yo, I'm sorry,
but I ain't never seen you like this.

281
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:36,273
And if either of you tell anyone,
I will kill the both of you. Trust me.

282
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,691
I drop a pin before I come.

283
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,861
I believe, but I also think my art
would skyrocket. The value, right?

284
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,739
That's nice.
Look at you half full. Go off.

285
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,574
-Yeah, thank you.
-Mm-hmm.

286
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,953
And you wanna know
what this bitch had the audacity to do?

287
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:52,081
She rolled up to some event with some ho

288
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,792
that I found out was her ex-wife

289
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:58,045
and took a whole bunch of photos,
all lovey-dovey,

290
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:01,340
and then posted the shit online.

291
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:02,383
Look at this.

292
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,927
You see this shit? Look!

293
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,220
-Oh, yeah.
-[Marley] Look at it.

294
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:09,557
-I'm looking. You see it, Khalil?
-No, I see it. Yeah, I see… I see it.

295
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:13,060
It looks… like people standing in a line

296
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:17,022
and breathing next to each other and…

297
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:21,402
Breathing is foreplay, okay, honey?
I mean, whose side are you on?

298
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:22,361
Okay.

299
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:25,614
Okay, Mavis, don't get us killed.
Uh, Marley, let me say this.

300
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:30,411
You are the most honest person
I've ever met. I mean, painfully honest.

301
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:33,038
-Brutally honest.
-Insanely honest.

302
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,039
[phone vibrates]

303
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,333
Talk to Daphne,
or this shit ain't gonna work.

304
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,877
You guys, I gotta go.

305
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,796
-Right now?
-Yeah, I got some work shit. Natasha!

306
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:46,719
♪ Is this a lasting treasure ♪

307
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,514
♪ Or just a moment's ♪

308
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,809
♪ Pleasure? ♪

309
00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:57,146
-♪ Shall I believe ♪
-♪ Ah ♪

310
00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,816
-♪ The magic of your sigh? ♪
-♪ Ah ♪

311
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,986
♪ Will you still love me ♪

312
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:07,823
♪ Tomorrow? ♪

313
00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:08,782
[Natasha sobs]

314
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,868
-♪ Ton… ♪
-[karaoke track continues]

315
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,705
Wait, what?

316
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,874
[man] ♪ Sha, la, la, la ♪

317
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,709
-[Mavis] O… kay.
-Come on.

318
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,044
♪ Sha, la, la, la, la ♪

319
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,503
Natasha.

320
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,340
What's goin' on?
You leave without saying anything.

321
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,884
You embarrass me
in front of Hannah Sommar.

322
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,345
I had to send her a bouquet
I can't even afford,

323
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,513
and I hope that I don't look stalkerish.

324
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,223
And then you come to Brooklyn,

325
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,309
and you're keepin' the queens
and the small audience

326
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:39,188
as, like, what, an emotional hostage
for this sad-ass talent show?

327
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,065
I came to Brooklyn

328
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:44,985
because I didn't want people
that I care about to see me like this.

329
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,196
I'm not long for this world, Mavis.

330
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,406
[Natasha] Oh!

331
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:50,991
What?

332
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:58,624
It came for me,
like it comes for all of us at one point.

333
00:15:58,707 --> 00:15:59,833
-And…
-Oh.

334
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:03,128
…it's in the late stages,
and there's no cure.

335
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:07,049
Oh my God. I am so sorry.
I had no idea you were sick.

336
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,301
Mavis, it's menopause.

337
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,511
It's menopause?

338
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,972
Okay, why did you use the M word?

339
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,431
Bruce, it's violent.

340
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,017
Also, a couple of the other icons
at the luncheon

341
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,436
were a little bit older than she expected,
so…

342
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,941
My body is betraying me.

343
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,611
All the moisture is evaporating,

344
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,822
but I still wake up
in the middle of the night,

345
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,407
sweating through my sheets.

346
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,826
Like, I don't even know this person,
Mavis.

347
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,578
All I know is that it's her time…

348
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:39,957
is up for being sexy and relevant.

349
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,421
Natasha, you got a Icon award.

350
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:48,298
That literally means
you will be sexy and relevant forever.

351
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:52,011
Icon? More like "Icannot"!

352
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,471
They were trying to put us out to pasture.

353
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:58,392
It's like the late, great Samantha Jones
once said.

354
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,395
No one wants to fuck Grandma's pussy.

355
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,272
Wow!

356
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:07,651
Natasha, I've put so much unrealistic
pressure on myself about aging.

357
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,070
I mean, I just turned 39, right?

358
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,197
Mm. Mm-mm, girl.
That's not cute. Don't do that.

359
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,743
Excuse me? You came to my birthday party.
See, that's what I'm talking about.

360
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,162
Why are we making getting old
seem like a bad thing?

361
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,539
It's not. It's a beautiful thing.

362
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,332
We know more. We're layered.

363
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:26,086
I mean, there was even a stripper
at my birthday party. You seen him.

364
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,173
He was young, and he was trying to get
on this high yellow booty for a ride

365
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,466
like it was an Ikea shelf.

366
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,551
Reaching for the top-shelf liquor.

367
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,970
Top shelf is my booty.

368
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,308
We just need to get you to remember
that you're sexy. It's in there.

369
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,018
-And I know that's right.
-[Mavis] Okay.

370
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:43,020
Am I talking too loud,
or are you just nosy?

371
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,188
Both, bitch.

372
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:49,234
Listen, you just gave me an idea
for my next pop-up event.

373
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,696
I think you should come.
It'll be really good for you.

374
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,948
Pop into my pop-up. We'll pop off.

375
00:17:55,949 --> 00:18:00,120
Well… I am not coming to anything
without getting an appearance fee.

376
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,372
Are you coming?

377
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,043
[Bruce sighs]

378
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,795
That's a yes, right?

379
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:11,340
Do you know how many times I've heard
the phrase "Grandma's pussy" this week?

380
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,426
-I know how many times I heard it today.
-Grandma's pussy, grandma's pussy.

381
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,595
Grandma's pussy
grandma's pussy, grandma's pussy,

382
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,013
grandma's pussy, grandma's pussy.

383
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,515
A lot more than that, actually.

384
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,350
[determined music playing]

385
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,726
[knocking continues]

386
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,980
Explain this, bitch.

387
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,154
That's an interesting greeting.

388
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:38,325
Daphne, you got me out here
lookin' like a damn fool.

389
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:41,954
I'm tellin' anyone who will listen
how much I like you,

390
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:45,541
just to see you posting pictures
of you and your ex

391
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,835
on your goddamn Instagram.

392
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:52,965
My ex-wife and I have a nonprofit together
that we started seven years ago.

393
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,342
Okay, so?

394
00:18:55,425 --> 00:19:00,389
So, unlike the usual
bisexual scorched-earth campaign,

395
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:04,059
when lesbians break up,
we move out, and then we move next door.

396
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,728
Sometimes literally,
sometimes figuratively.

397
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:11,191
My ex and I have
a nonprofit-business baby together,

398
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:15,404
and I plan on having her in my life
for a long time.

399
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:22,578
I'm sorry if that picture
caught you off guard,

400
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:24,913
but I'm even more sorry

401
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,417
that I didn't create an environment
where you felt safe enough,

402
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:32,713
where you can come to me
with your softness and vulnerability

403
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:36,592
instead of feeling the need
to attack and avoid.

404
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,303
[gentle music playing]

405
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,443
["UMI Says" by Mos Def playing]

406
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,538
♪ I don't wanna write this down
I wanna tell you… ♪

407
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,206
You better than bein' on the cusp.

408
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,918
♪ I don't wanna take no time… ♪

409
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,169
That's right. Who are you?

410
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,796
You do art.

411
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,635
That's why you a artist.
Let's get that shit.

412
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,803
♪ For you or me ♪

413
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,972
♪ Life is not promised ♪

414
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,476
♪ Tomorrow may never show up ♪

415
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:31,730
♪ For you and me
This life is not promised ♪

416
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:35,192
♪ I ain't no perfect man… ♪

417
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,654
-The fuck?
♪ I'm tryna do the best that I can…♪

418
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:39,863
The fuck is that?

419
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,783
♪ I ain't no perfect man ♪

420
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:46,203
♪ I'm tryna do the best that I can ♪

421
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,622
♪ With what it is I have ♪

422
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:52,876
♪ Put my heart and soul into this song
Yes, yes ♪

423
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,588
[energetic music playing]

424
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,507
[Mavis] Ooh, yes!

425
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,134
Oh, Paulina, this is it, honey.

426
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,386
There you go. Ooh!

427
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,972
Serving body and grace
in leather and lace.

428
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,057
Let me know if you need help
with the little corset.

429
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,642
You should have enough slack in there.

430
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,520
Oh, what are you old bitches doing here,
Auntie Con?

431
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,480
What is this, a Talbots sample sale?

432
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:16,066
-Oh!
-[both cackle]

433
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:18,652
Welcome to your
"aging like a fine wine" party

434
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:19,778
slash my second pop-up.

435
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,364
Ooh, did someone say
it gets greater later?

436
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,032
[Mavis] Yes, we did!

437
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:27,035
-Oh, thank you so much, baby.
-Of course.

438
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,663
I love this pop-up,
and I love the collabo we're doing.

439
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,957
-Ayo.
-Oh, and look at Natasha.

440
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:32,874
Oh!

441
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:36,378
I have not seen you
since Gayle King's Sadie Hawkins party.

442
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,631
Oh! [chuckles politely] Bevy. Mwah, mwah.

443
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,675
Well, you look the fuck good.

444
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:44,845
Mm, that's right, and it's such
a privilege to be here with you ladies,

445
00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:47,306
celebratin' this fabulous moment

446
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,684
and to know that
sexiness has no expiration date.

447
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:54,896
And honestly, you should be tellin'
the world how you feel about your age.

448
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,024
Don't be doin' it the other way around.

449
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,775
I've known you
for what, a year, two years?

450
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,527
I haven't done my taxes, but the point is

451
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:03,488
whatever transitional phase
you are going through,

452
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:08,201
you need to know that, no matter what,
you are a sexy-ass bitch.

453
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:11,330
Yes, forever and always,
always and forever, darling.

454
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,707
Okay. Nala!

455
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:14,916
[Nala] Mm-hmm!

456
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,169
Natasha Karina, you are the icon.

457
00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:19,671
That's right.
I pulled this rack just for you.

458
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,298
["Like Sugar" by Chaka Khan playing]

459
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:22,466
[Natasha] Mm!

460
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:25,093
-♪ It's like sugar… ♪
-[cheering]

461
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,219
♪ So sweet… ♪

462
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:31,350
[all cheering] That's it, that's the one.
That's the one, bitch. Yes, Natasha!

463
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:35,020
-[cheering continues]
-♪ When I feel the funk, I give in ♪

464
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,316
♪ Get up on a-yo' feet ♪

465
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,904
♪ Whoa, what a state that I'm in ♪

466
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:46,198
♪ Everybody here is dancin' ♪

467
00:22:46,281 --> 00:22:50,660
♪ All I wanna do
Is get your body next to mine, yeah ♪

468
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:52,829
♪ Baby won't you step it to me? ♪

469
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:55,123
♪ Come on out and make your move ♪

470
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,668
♪ Let me teach you somethin'
'Bout this funky, funky groove ♪

471
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:01,797
♪ It's like sugar, so sweet… ♪

472
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:03,965
[Mavis] Why are you here?

473
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:07,219
Did Hannah send you to thank me
for the flowers that I sent her?

474
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:09,638
Yeah, and after she got
the flowers that you sent,

475
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,933
she did ask me to look you up
so that security would put you on the list

476
00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:15,227
to not let you in
to any of our future events.

477
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,062
That's not nice.

478
00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:21,024
But then, we had a talk,
and I told her about this event,

479
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,776
and she was impressed.

480
00:23:22,859 --> 00:23:26,571
Hannah thinks this space would be perfect
for a feature in Harper's.

481
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,491
Is it okay
if our photographer takes some shots?

482
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:33,370
Ooh! You guys,
we're gonna be in Harper's Bazaar!

483
00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:35,872
-[phone ringing]
-♪ Good enough… ♪

484
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:36,790
[song fades out]

485
00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:39,709
[Mavis] Officer Longstroke?
This is Mavis from CC Bloom.

486
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,378
Yes, Freckles.

487
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,172
Yeah, it was really good.

488
00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:46,508
Yeah, it was a time. Um…

489
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,887
So you were at my birthday party,
so you know how old I am,

490
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:52,973
but, uh, I don't know how old you are.

491
00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:55,267
Oh.

492
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:57,060
Okay, I'd love that for us.

493
00:23:58,145 --> 00:23:59,187
Yeah.

494
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:02,691
It did feel like
you were flirting with me because, um…

495
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,861
this number did call your phone, so…

496
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:12,033
Yeah, I can't wait too.
That sounds good to me.

497
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,619
[hip-hop beat playing]

498
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,623
♪ Betta know about me, babe ♪

499
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:20,625
♪ Mm ♪

500
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,628
♪ Betta know about me, babe ♪

501
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:25,630
♪ Yeah ♪

502
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,634
♪ I'm way too lit, I'm way to thick ♪

503
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,636
♪ Talk a lotta trash, but I could bag it ♪

504
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,638
♪ Betta know about me ♪

505
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:40,645
♪ Mm-mm, yeah ♪

506
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,149
♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪

507
00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:46,401
♪ Yeah ♪

508
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:51,156
♪ Mm-mm, yeah ♪

509
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,659
♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪

510
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:55,660
♪ Yeah ♪

511
00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:01,041
♪ Mm-mm, yeah ♪

512
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,503
♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪

513
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:06,296
♪ Yeah ♪

514
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:09,299
♪ Betta know about me, babe ♪
d bag it ♪