1 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,719 Why are we always being made to define ourselves 2 00:00:08,799 --> 00:00:10,240 through our relationships? 3 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,959 I don't know. What I have with Víctor is… 4 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:15,160 complicated. 5 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:25,119 Do we sleep with each other? 6 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,080 Yes! 7 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:30,920 Do we do couple stuff together? 8 00:00:31,479 --> 00:00:32,320 You bet. 9 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,280 We do things together as a couple. 10 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,600 But we aren't a couple. 11 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:48,239 If I had to say what we do most, I would say we sleep with each other. 12 00:00:51,599 --> 00:00:53,800 I mean, we're not girlfriend and boyfriend. 13 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:57,640 But that's what we agreed to in this new stage we're in. 14 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:00,640 We don't ask for any explanation, 15 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,640 and we don't know any more than the other wants us to know. 16 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:09,440 And the good thing is I'm very clear on it. 17 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,040 The thing I have with Víctor right now is only… 18 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:16,720 physical. 19 00:01:21,479 --> 00:01:24,600 And it works very well. 20 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,560 This is my favorite kind of movie. 21 00:01:37,119 --> 00:01:37,960 Well, almost. 22 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:39,920 I have to go home. 23 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,680 -I'm up early tomorrow. -Okay. 24 00:01:48,839 --> 00:01:52,559 But then we're expected to just put ourselves into one of these two boxes. 25 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,399 -It'll only take a moment, yeah? -Okay, but if you need more time to… 26 00:01:57,479 --> 00:01:59,199 Okay, look, it's very easy. 27 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,720 Just mark the "single" box, 28 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:04,360 and now, your fucking ID can get renewed so you can go to Carmen's hen party. 29 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:06,520 That's it. Come on, we've got a bunch of things to do. 30 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:07,919 -A drink first? -Thanks. And sorry. 31 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,600 -What do you want? -A little one. 32 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:11,120 -Okay. -Not in the mood? 33 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,160 Sure I am. 34 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,440 CANNIBAL HOMELAND 35 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,519 BASED ON THE NOVELS BY ELÍSABET BENAVENT 36 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,680 3.1 THE BACHELORETTE PARTY 37 00:03:13,799 --> 00:03:14,880 Wow. 38 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,480 Wow. 39 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,040 What? 40 00:03:23,399 --> 00:03:26,640 Nothing. Nothing. I'm… I'm gonna put some clothes on and go. 41 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,239 Okay. 42 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:32,840 -There's some tea left if you want it. -Well, maybe I'll have one. 43 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:36,119 Just one because I wanna see if I can write a bit more at home. 44 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,560 And I still need to pack my suitcase for the trip. 45 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,959 -When do you leave? -At 4:20 in the morning. 46 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,920 Don't remind me. 47 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,040 Hey. 48 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:50,119 What do you think about… me sleeping over at your place tonight? 49 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,560 A sleepover? 50 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,679 Two nights in a row? 51 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,079 Only if you want me to. 52 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:58,640 -Of course. -Mmm. 53 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,560 -Really? -Yeah. 54 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:04,519 I have to go to the construction site tomorrow, and it's closer to your place. 55 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:06,440 Huh. 56 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,440 -So last night was… -Wow! 57 00:04:10,519 --> 00:04:11,359 What? 58 00:04:11,959 --> 00:04:14,679 It… It… was great. 59 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:18,880 I will see you later tonight. 60 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:24,560 Asshole. 61 00:04:25,479 --> 00:04:26,320 Imposter. 62 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:29,160 See you. 63 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,320 -You have a good day. -You as well. 64 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,720 Mmm… 65 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,840 Ugh. 66 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,760 He said "Wow"? Holy shit. 67 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:45,400 I mean, what the actual fuck? 68 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,880 Let me know if I left anything at your place. 69 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,680 I've already taken everything from that awful co-living situation. 70 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:52,840 -Ugh! -I don't think you did. 71 00:04:52,919 --> 00:04:55,720 But I can bring stuff over if I find it. I wanna see where you're living. 72 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,599 No, I only want you to come when it's finished. 73 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,200 No, Nerea. You don't have to set it up perfectly for me to see it. 74 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,200 Houses should feel lived in, like mine. 75 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:04,479 You'd better live in yours, with all that space. 76 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,039 I was screwing the old tenant, but when he got back with his ex, 77 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,840 he moved out, and I grabbed the place. 78 00:05:08,919 --> 00:05:11,640 It's just that you girls never get off the real-estate sites. 79 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,599 Oh shit. What happened there? 80 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,960 BRIDGE COLLAPSES, NO CASUALTIES 81 00:05:15,039 --> 00:05:17,560 -What a disaster! -Fuck, the whole bridge has fallen down. 82 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,520 THIS ASTURIAN HIGHWAY IS CLOSED AND FULL OF SOFAS 83 00:05:19,599 --> 00:05:21,840 Oh, that blue sofa is so cute. 84 00:05:21,919 --> 00:05:24,599 What a waste. At least no one was injured. 85 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,240 But why Chinese? 86 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:31,599 It's my job to know languages, and I'm done making out with Sergio, 87 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:35,320 so my brain is ready to be filled with things that are actually useful. 88 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:42,039 If I'd known he was at reception, I'd have signed up sooner. 89 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,479 Is there anywhere that isn't Tinder for you? 90 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:48,000 Tinder?The guys on there talk more than they fuck. 91 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,479 -Hello. -Hello. 92 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,280 Hello! How are you? 93 00:05:52,359 --> 00:05:53,400 How can I help you? 94 00:05:53,479 --> 00:05:55,760 Uh, no, not her. I'm signing up for Chinese. 95 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:58,280 And you? Don't you wanna take the class? 96 00:05:58,359 --> 00:06:00,320 No, thank you. Not for me. 97 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:01,400 Hmm. 98 00:06:01,479 --> 00:06:04,400 -Maybe you can give me a form to enroll? -Oh, yeah, excuse me. 99 00:06:04,479 --> 00:06:06,720 -If you don't mind? -Sorry. Here you go. 100 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:10,120 Bye. 101 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,560 Ugh. Well, I better get going. 102 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,680 I'm meeting Carmen to start organizing her wedding. 103 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,320 Your first wedding. Exciting, isn't it? 104 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,240 Are you excited? 105 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,799 Yes, of course I'm excited. 106 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:23,560 I'm also a bit stressed out by the move and everything, but I'm super excited. 107 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,200 I'm gonna see you at the airport. Not late, okay? 108 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:28,599 Hmm. 109 00:06:30,359 --> 00:06:33,760 The accident has had serious effects on all routes in and out of Asturias airport… 110 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:35,560 BRIDGE COLLAPSE PARALYZES ASTURIAS 111 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:38,799 …which were cut off when an elevated bridge suddenly collapsed. 112 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,880 Only one person was injured in the incident. 113 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,840 -A truck driver… -Hey, Carmen. 114 00:06:43,919 --> 00:06:45,080 -Yes? -Listen. I wanted to-- 115 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,479 You're pressing the sheets, too, my love? 116 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,039 There is nothing more satisfying 117 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,799 than crawling between some awesome, freshly pressed sheets. 118 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,039 Why do you think people enjoy hotel beds so much? 119 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,799 Because they don't have to be made in the morning? Or pressed? 120 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,720 Fine. I find it relaxing. 121 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,400 Are you nervous about the wedding meeting? 122 00:07:03,479 --> 00:07:05,280 Well, not nervous, no. 123 00:07:05,359 --> 00:07:07,320 -But what I wanted to tell you-- -No, no, no, no. 124 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,640 -You are really nervous. -I'm not. 125 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:10,599 Future man-wife. 126 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,680 Future woman-husband. 127 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,640 -Let me explain. -No, no, no, no, no. 128 00:07:14,719 --> 00:07:19,479 Your nuptial nerves just happen to be… a big turn-on. 129 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:22,200 -And… -Mmm… 130 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,719 -Jesus fucking Christ! -What happened? Shit. Shit. 131 00:07:24,799 --> 00:07:26,640 -Shit! -It's burning! 132 00:07:26,719 --> 00:07:27,719 -A lot? -Yes! 133 00:07:27,799 --> 00:07:29,039 A lot. 134 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:32,039 -Why does it smell like plastic? -It's my semi-permanent manicure. 135 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,960 -I'll go. Put some water on it. -Yes, I'll put some water on it. 136 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:39,200 Oh… Ow! God! 137 00:07:40,039 --> 00:07:40,880 Hello. 138 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,080 -Hello, Borja. -God! 139 00:07:42,159 --> 00:07:44,400 -Carmen is in the kitchen. -Right. 140 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,680 I'm here. 141 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,960 -I burned myself. -Okay. 142 00:07:49,039 --> 00:07:51,280 Why didn't you tell me Borja's mother was coming? 143 00:07:51,359 --> 00:07:53,359 Because she isn't coming. 144 00:07:55,159 --> 00:07:56,239 Carmen. 145 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,200 Puri. 146 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,479 This is what I wanted to say. Get it? 147 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,560 Look. That look on her face is so cute. 148 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:07,080 -Yeah. -She got burnt, poor thing. 149 00:08:07,159 --> 00:08:08,359 Too bad. 150 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:12,159 In Asturias, we have Montaña Marchena. 151 00:08:12,239 --> 00:08:13,520 How's the road right now? 152 00:08:13,599 --> 00:08:15,679 Given the scale of the collapse, 153 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:18,320 the principality has not yet been able to-- 154 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,479 There's a podcast coming, ladies, but you're going to freak out. 155 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:26,719 Yesterday, when we finished fucking, Víctor let out a "Wow!" Just like that. 156 00:08:26,799 --> 00:08:30,679 A perfect fuck summed up in the onomatopoeia of a bark. 157 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:34,480 I know there's no place for "I love you"s in what we have now, but "Wow"? 158 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:36,919 I've read travel reviews with more sentiment. 159 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:41,280 I gotta go. I want to find my bra and get back to my apartment. 160 00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:44,320 I'll see you later, even if it is at four in the morning. 161 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,920 …leaving behind a missing section of the road, 162 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,079 which has been almost completely filled with sofas. 163 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:52,199 Sofa. Of course, the sofa. 164 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,320 Let's see. No. Uh… Oh, here. 165 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:11,440 Wow! 166 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,760 Imagine? Oh, that's a beautiful place. 167 00:09:26,839 --> 00:09:28,480 -Hmm. -No? 168 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,199 Lots of green. 169 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,959 But isn't that maybe… better? No? 170 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:35,600 No because people wear high heels. The ground will end up like a golf course. 171 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:36,520 No. 172 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,920 Yes. That's honestly very well thought out. 173 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,280 We need to have some green spots and cobbled areas. 174 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,920 -Definitely, but it needs to be level. -Of course. 175 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,199 -People love to drink! -Because people drink! 176 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:49,520 They drink, that's so true. 177 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,320 And it's really tacky. 178 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,600 What is this? 179 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:38,760 That course'll cost you an arm and a leg, but you won't get much out of it. 180 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:43,800 -Mmm… -Who are you looking for? 181 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:45,079 Your parents. 182 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,600 They must be very worried that you're missing. 183 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,240 Hmm. Chinese, that's cool. 184 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,360 -Cantonese or Mandarin? -Mandarin. 185 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:57,880 For real? 186 00:10:57,959 --> 00:11:01,520 Hey, if you're bored, why don't you get a TikTok like everyone else your age? 187 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:05,240 It's impressive how quickly you can come up with jokes about my age. 188 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,920 -You know, I'm just that good. -Yeah. 189 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,920 Rai. Or Raimundo. 190 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,480 Lola, or Dolores. 191 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:17,199 Wanna get a drink, Dolores? 192 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:20,959 No thank you, Raimundo. I prefer to spend time with people my own age. 193 00:11:34,199 --> 00:11:36,600 RAI WOULD LIKE TO SHARE A CONTACT CARD 194 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,760 What was that? 195 00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:40,800 It's witchcraft. 196 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:45,839 What a surprise, right? Looks like you can learn things from people my age. 197 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,360 Zài jiàn. 198 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:55,480 -Okay… -Let's see. Cocktail hour. 199 00:11:56,199 --> 00:11:58,480 -Outside. Right? -Mmm… well, in fact, 200 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,240 we weren't planning a cocktail hour. 201 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,400 It's expensive, and people don't enjoy the food after. 202 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,880 -It can't be a wedding without cocktails. -Come on! 203 00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:06,199 What are we? Animals? 204 00:12:06,719 --> 00:12:10,880 Borja, please don't embarrass me. The aunties from Sevilla are coming. 205 00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:13,920 Uh, what is all this about the aunties from Sevilla? 206 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,839 -Uh, okay… -We said a very small number of guests. 207 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,280 -No? -Yeah, not many. 208 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,040 -Uh-- -Well, let's see. 209 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,320 You've been to all your cousins' weddings, right? 210 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,360 -I have. -You can't leave them out. 211 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,839 -No. -And they're bringing your cousins? 212 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:27,839 -Uh, I-- -I think-- 213 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:32,360 Mama, thing is, we've been talking about, uh, doing something simpler. 214 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,360 -You know? -Mm-hmm. 215 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,160 Well, I mean, 216 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:39,120 I think it's one thing to be simple and another thing to be stingy. 217 00:12:39,199 --> 00:12:40,240 -Of course. -Right? 218 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:41,680 Puri's absolutely right. 219 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,480 -No, no, no, no. -Um… 220 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:47,000 Hey, uh… what do you say we focus on picking out the venue? 221 00:12:47,079 --> 00:12:49,240 -And we'll move on from there. Okay? -Hmm. 222 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,959 -I have it figured out. -Oh my God. 223 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,120 -We have the cocktails here… -Cocktails here. 224 00:12:53,199 --> 00:12:54,880 In this area, guests can mingle… 225 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,079 -…drinks… -You are so right! 226 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,560 They won't talk to each other unless we force them to socialize… 227 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,520 I'll get us more coffee. Hmm? 228 00:13:03,599 --> 00:13:05,839 -Yes, this is beautiful. -Of course. A drink cart. 229 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,599 Oh! Between us, it's a good thing he has you, 230 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,360 or he'd be married in a mortuary. 231 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,199 Nerea, can you come here for a moment and tell me which coffee? 232 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,320 -No, I don't want coffee, thanks. -Tea? 233 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,360 -No, I don't want tea either. -Come here! Now. 234 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,520 -Be right back. -I'll talk it over with him. 235 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,719 Look! 236 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,120 -Honey, look. -What? 237 00:13:22,199 --> 00:13:25,800 -I don't want to get in the middle. -No, but you might be overwhelming her. 238 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,719 Doesn't she have aunties? 239 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:31,520 -What's the matter? -This is our wedding ceremony, not Puri's! 240 00:13:31,599 --> 00:13:34,680 -Puri said this venue is perfect. -I don't like that venue! 241 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,360 -You haven't even seen the pictures. -I don't need to! 242 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,520 What's happening is that you're more preoccupied with disagreeing with Puri 243 00:13:40,599 --> 00:13:42,480 -than choosing the best venue. -No! 244 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,120 If you care more about competing with her than your ceremony, 245 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,520 you shouldn't have one. 246 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,760 -I wanted to show you what I found. -Wow. 247 00:13:49,839 --> 00:13:51,880 It's not your wedding, Mom. It's ours. 248 00:13:51,959 --> 00:13:53,640 -Uh… -What's your problem? 249 00:13:53,719 --> 00:13:55,920 I'm sorry. Forgive me. 250 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,320 I shouldn't have said that to you. I'm just a bit stressed out. 251 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,199 -I promise I'll listen to you more, okay? -Hmm. 252 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:03,240 -Carmen? -Yeah. 253 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,959 -Can you please come in here for a minute? -One moment! 254 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,199 -Sure you're feeling okay? -Mm-hmm. 255 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,320 -Okay. -Yeah. I'm fine. 256 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,640 Mine. 257 00:14:27,839 --> 00:14:29,680 VULVACIDE 258 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,479 CAN YOU GIVE ME A CLUE ABOUT WHERE WE'RE GOING? 259 00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:39,920 LOLA - NO! 260 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,240 ARE WE SURE IT'S AT 4:20 A.M.? 261 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,599 NEREA - YES, AND SET THREE ALARMS 262 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,880 RAI WOULD LIKE TO SHARE A CONTACT CARD 263 00:15:03,079 --> 00:15:04,240 CONTACT SAVED 264 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:08,079 CARMEN - AT LEAST TELL ME WHAT THE WEATHER'S LIKE 265 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,360 Okay, here we go. 266 00:15:09,439 --> 00:15:10,439 VALERIA - NO! 267 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,719 CARMEN - I'M REALLY EXCITED, HOW ABOUT YOU? 268 00:15:27,319 --> 00:15:28,479 LOLA - ABSOLUTELY. 269 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,160 NEREA - I CAN'T WAIT 270 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,439 VALERIA - AHH… 271 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,319 Good evening. 272 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,000 For you, it might be. 273 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,839 -What? -Haven't you been home? 274 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,000 -I have more clothes here-- -Maybe you should. 275 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:42,000 -Good morning. -Good night. 276 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,520 -I can see you're ready to live it up. -I didn't feel great when I woke up. 277 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,760 -I'm not feeling like a bed of roses. -Carmen can't know, okay? 278 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,159 -No, we'll just pretend, I'll remember. -Yeah. 279 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,800 She's coming. She's coming. 280 00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,480 Long live the bride! 281 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,760 -Are you moving? -Why would you say that? 282 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,640 It happens when I don't know where we're going. 283 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,880 I'm bringing a coat, bikini, beret, sweater, and garters. 284 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,440 I was worried she'd pack me too. 285 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,560 Please tell me we're not wearing penis-shaped hats 286 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,080 and watching some guy do a striptease. 287 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:16,960 I wish, but Nerea is organizing the party. 288 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,399 You're gonna love it. 289 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,159 And Val? Where is she? 290 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,560 Mmm… Please tell me someone called Valeria 291 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,880 to make sure she didn't oversleep this time. 292 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,440 -I'll call her. I'll call her now. -I can't believe it. 293 00:18:44,679 --> 00:18:47,679 It's not a problem. It's not a problem. Everything's ready. 294 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,520 What? Nothing? 295 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,399 Well, look, don't worry about it. 296 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,679 She'll be here. 297 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,600 This is why I had everyone come two hours early. 298 00:18:55,679 --> 00:18:57,320 -In case this happened. -What? 299 00:18:57,399 --> 00:18:58,640 -What? -I'll kill her. 300 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,280 Wait till we've had our wedding. Nerea! 301 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,880 What? I'd rather wait than miss the plane, so come on. Coffee. 302 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,960 -Uh, cyanide! Please, cyanide. -I can't believe it. 303 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,000 -How can you stand her? -I don't know, Borja. Come on. 304 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,280 I have a taxi waiting for me. 305 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:22,880 I read your note. 306 00:19:23,399 --> 00:19:25,600 I think I deserve a chance to explain. 307 00:19:25,679 --> 00:19:27,200 No, you don't deserve it. 308 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:31,120 I don't deserve to find a bra in your sofa and put it on thinking it's mine. 309 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,600 -You put it on? -Ugh. 310 00:19:32,679 --> 00:19:35,280 I'm sorry. Can I give you a lift, and we can talk about it? 311 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,880 I'm heading to the airport, please, sir. Thank you. 312 00:19:38,399 --> 00:19:40,840 This isn't fair. We had an agreement. 313 00:19:40,919 --> 00:19:43,440 I'm sorry, what? So when I read over the contract, 314 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,320 I must've missed that little clause. 315 00:19:45,399 --> 00:19:47,280 Fucking hell. An agreement, he says. 316 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,800 I didn't sleep with her. 317 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,120 You serious? 318 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,800 I must look like an idiot if you think I'll believe a girl came to your house, 319 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,159 took off her clothes, and then you played Parcheesi. 320 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,560 -I wanted to sleep with her, but I didn't. -Why didn't you do it? 321 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:04,200 Because you wrote me a shitty message talking about some film you saw, 322 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:05,600 and I felt bad. 323 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,760 What does that mean? Am I supposed to feel sorry for you? 324 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,560 I wasn't lying to you. 325 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,440 We said we would only know what the other one wanted us to know. 326 00:20:17,399 --> 00:20:19,720 Then you should've been more careful with everything 327 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,560 because now I know a whole lot more than you wanted me to know. 328 00:20:23,159 --> 00:20:24,159 And guess what? 329 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,679 I don't wanna know. 330 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,040 Val. 331 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,440 Val! 332 00:20:53,159 --> 00:20:54,560 -Oh, you will? -Sure. 333 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,440 -I'll see you at the airport, then. -Of course. 334 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,399 It's the least I can do after your hand. 335 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,560 -Yeah, it is. -You're the best, baby. 336 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,720 I know. 337 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,240 Why is it so difficult for us to find a stable partner? 338 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,679 In my case, it's clear. Just doesn't interest me. 339 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:15,720 Hmm. 340 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,040 What's wrong with you? 341 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:35,960 Hey, did you know that if I put my phone on top of yours, I can pass data to you? 342 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,600 -What are you talking about? -Did you know? 343 00:21:38,679 --> 00:21:40,520 -No. -Girls, I'm here. 344 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,080 I hate you. 345 00:21:42,159 --> 00:21:44,080 I have an excuse, but it's a long fucking story. 346 00:21:44,159 --> 00:21:46,880 -I'll need a little support on this one. -More? 347 00:21:47,679 --> 00:21:49,640 Yeah, Val, we all have problems. 348 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,159 -So what happened? -I'd rather not say in front of Carmen. 349 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,360 I don't wanna ruin her party weekend. 350 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:56,840 Hey, it's almost time! 351 00:21:56,919 --> 00:21:58,000 Yes! 352 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:01,000 -What happened to your hand? -Nothing. Borja's obsessed with ironing. 353 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,800 -Inside joke. -Tongue in his mouth. 354 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,520 -We'll get ahead at the check-in. -Come on. 355 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,120 -Give me your bag. -Okay. 356 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,080 -Is your wallet inside? -Of course. Obviously. 357 00:22:08,159 --> 00:22:09,280 How mysterious. 358 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,520 -Bye. -My love! 359 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:11,720 Mmm… 360 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,000 -You're gonna end up stuck together. -I'm gonna miss you. 361 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,080 -Mmm. -Be careful, okay? 362 00:22:16,159 --> 00:22:17,720 Love you.We'll talk soon. 363 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,200 -Please have fun! -Okay. I love you. 364 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,399 -Enjoy it, girls. -Be careful. 365 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,080 -Lola, I'm going to fall, please. -You won't. Yes. 366 00:22:23,159 --> 00:22:25,560 -And turn left a little. -No. It gives me… 367 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,800 -What's up? -Forward. 368 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,560 -I'm scared. Where? -Faster. 369 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,200 I'm scared! 370 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,399 -And… -This makes me claustrophobic. 371 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,800 Ta-da! 372 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,080 -Amsterdam? -Yeah. 373 00:22:36,159 --> 00:22:38,439 Oh, it's a cultural trip without strippers! I love it. 374 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,919 Wait, let's not rule it out. 375 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,120 Poppies, tulips, bike rides. 376 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,439 -The Van Gogh museum. -Let's go. Give me your IDs. 377 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,560 -The flight is closed. -What? 378 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,120 But we're on time, aren't we? 379 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,120 The flight's overbooked. We apologize for the inconvenience. 380 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,000 Excuse me, I think that's illegal. 381 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,360 Wait, wait. Wait a minute. 382 00:22:55,439 --> 00:22:57,800 Please understand, miss, it's important that we get to go. 383 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,600 -Yeah. -This girl's getting married, you see? 384 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,760 -Mm-hmm. -We're doing her hen party together. 385 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,439 All of us got up at three so we could be here on time. 386 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,640 -Exactly. -You're serious? 387 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,200 Well, almost all of us were. 388 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,080 Well, not on this flight. 389 00:23:10,159 --> 00:23:12,960 Miss, I'm a writer, and I'm going to tell everybody about this. 390 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,320 In your next novel? 391 00:23:14,399 --> 00:23:17,000 No, of course, and I'm going to file a complaint, because, come on… 392 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,439 I understand. You can file your complaint at that office. 393 00:23:21,159 --> 00:23:23,159 Unfortunately, it's closed, 394 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,679 but you can also do it through our website. 395 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:27,439 Such bullshit. 396 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,800 -We were looking forward to it. -Yeah, how sad. 397 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,480 -Yeah, we were. -It's true. 398 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,760 -You know what? -What? 399 00:23:34,439 --> 00:23:35,320 No more talk. 400 00:23:35,919 --> 00:23:38,000 -Excuse me, what's the next flight? -What? 401 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,720 I've already asked for a holiday. 402 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,960 And we're all looking forward to it, aren't we? 403 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,000 -So much. -Yeah, sure. 404 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,880 -Sure. -Well, that's that. 405 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,200 The destination isn't as important as being together. 406 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,240 -Well, I don't think we-- -I know. 407 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,480 This is exactly the kind of adventure you love. 408 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,000 -Okay, what's the next flight? -The what? 409 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,200 It's raining. 410 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,080 Welcome to Asturias. 411 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,240 Ladies, this is going to be great. 412 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,320 We're going to eat cachopo, drink cider, and avoid fabes, hmm? 413 00:24:11,399 --> 00:24:12,480 Puxa-- Aah. 414 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,480 -Puxa Asturias. -Puxa. 415 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,159 Oh! Taxi! 416 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:22,520 Thanks. Be careful with the hat, okay? Hey! Girls! Come on. 417 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,960 Even before I came out, I didn't fake it this much. 418 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,679 I need to cry wherever I can. Do I have time to go to the bathroom? 419 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,600 Girls, it's our best friend's hen party. 420 00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:33,800 -We'll book a great hotel in Oviedo. -Are you coming? 421 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,320 -Go to the spa. -Yeah. 422 00:24:35,399 --> 00:24:37,200 We're just going to relax a little bit. 423 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,439 -Puxa. -Puxa, puxa, puxa… 424 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,040 Yes, they're with me. 425 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,640 -Girls, you're so slow. -What do you mean, slow? 426 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,159 Adventure awaits! 427 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,280 What? 428 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:51,000 What do you mean, the road to Oviedo is closed off? 429 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,840 Haven't you seen the news about the road with all the sofas? 430 00:24:53,919 --> 00:24:55,320 -Yes. -What? 431 00:24:55,399 --> 00:24:57,240 They're still clearing debris. 432 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,560 All the roadwork is cutting off the airport road. 433 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,240 And to Gijón? 434 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,480 Sure. Unless you fly over the bridge. 435 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,280 -What? -I'm sure there's somewhere we can go. 436 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:14,000 You know, we've been taking all of the other arriving passengers 437 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,640 to this little town that's just next to the airport. 438 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,760 -Ugh. -It has the only hotel in the area. 439 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,120 Mmm… 440 00:25:22,199 --> 00:25:23,320 -Let's go? -Mm-hmm. 441 00:25:23,399 --> 00:25:25,240 -No problem. -Yeah, okay. 442 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,360 Well, it's a big hotel. 443 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,000 Isn't it? Yeah? 444 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,640 -Mm. -Fantastic, huh? 445 00:25:48,919 --> 00:25:51,720 -At least it stopped raining. -The sun'll come out. 446 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,840 It'll start raining again any minute. 447 00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:56,240 This humidity is terrible for my hair. 448 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,760 What do you mean, a cabin? 449 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,120 Be thankful that you have a roof. My hotel is completely booked. 450 00:26:01,199 --> 00:26:03,679 All the people from the airport came here. 451 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,080 But do you have a spa? 452 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,880 That's very funny. 453 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:11,120 The cabin is for two people, but I've already put in two other beds. 454 00:26:11,199 --> 00:26:15,080 -So it'll be a tight fit with four. -Cool, very close. Not so bad, right? 455 00:26:15,159 --> 00:26:17,159 I'm sure there are plenty of activities in the area. 456 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:18,960 There's a playground. 457 00:26:27,199 --> 00:26:30,040 You are really making it difficult for us to remain positive. 458 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,080 Hmm. 459 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,040 See you later. 460 00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:44,320 I'm sorry. How much time exactly did you say the road has been closed? 461 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:48,720 They're a historical association. They get together to do period events. 462 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,360 They were doing it in Oviedo, but now it's here because everybody's stuck. 463 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,679 Excuse me. We leave you the key to our bedchamber. 464 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:56,679 Thank you. 465 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,760 They're very serious about being fully immersive. 466 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,199 -Yeah, I can see that. -All right. 467 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,480 This one is yours. 468 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:17,480 Hey. What's up? 469 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,720 The air's really cold. 470 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,399 I'm trying to get the refund for our hotel in Amsterdam. 471 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,919 I'm looking for the only thing that can make this better. Alcohol. 472 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:32,080 Hey, girls, I know this is not what you were planning on us doing, 473 00:27:32,159 --> 00:27:34,320 but I wanted to thank you all for being here. 474 00:27:34,399 --> 00:27:35,280 Mm-hmm. 475 00:27:36,439 --> 00:27:38,159 As it doesn't matter. 476 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,919 -Hm. -There's no alcohol. 477 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:47,520 And frankly, I think that this is the perfect time 478 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,399 to tell you that I hate you 479 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,120 You're really fucking awful. 480 00:27:52,199 --> 00:27:54,159 -Hmm. -And we love you, beautiful. 481 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,360 Okay, no, wait. What the hell is going on? 482 00:27:56,439 --> 00:27:58,800 Silly me for thinking you were excited to be doing this, 483 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,480 but ever since we got on the flight, you've all been acting like total bitches. 484 00:28:08,679 --> 00:28:09,679 A walk, perhaps? 485 00:28:10,199 --> 00:28:14,760 Let's start by saying I was really looking forward to your trip, but right now, well… 486 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,760 -I'm not at my best right now. -True. 487 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,840 I have to admit that I didn't feel much like coming either. 488 00:28:20,919 --> 00:28:24,040 It's just that I've been feeling strange for the past few days. Like, down. 489 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,919 -Oh, really? -Why didn't you say anything? 490 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,080 -I didn't feel like doing this either. -What? 491 00:28:28,159 --> 00:28:32,679 No, I mean, not that, but I've got a lot of work to do, my hand is burnt… 492 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,840 I don't know, I kept thinking you all wanted to come. 493 00:28:34,919 --> 00:28:37,439 -That's why I tried to keep the spirit up. -Yeah. 494 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,199 -And you, huh? Don't play dumb with us. -Me? 495 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,000 Yeah. Yeah, you. What's wrong? 496 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,520 Nothing. I told you. 497 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,280 -I'm stressed out-- -There's always stress. What's the matter? 498 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,480 It's not fair that you're getting married, but you don't care about your wedding. 499 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,480 -I'm sure she didn't wanna-- -I said it. 500 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,520 Or yeah? 501 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,840 I've dreamed about my wedding since I was young. 502 00:28:55,919 --> 00:28:58,280 About my dress, about the banquet, the venue-- 503 00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,959 You're doing it, but you don't want it. 504 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,679 You don't have the time. "I want it simple, small." 505 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,159 -You're not doing cocktails. -You have to have cocktail hour. 506 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,080 -That's where us single women hang out. -Sure. 507 00:29:07,159 --> 00:29:08,840 Hold on. Getting angry with your friend 508 00:29:08,919 --> 00:29:11,120 because she wants to have her own wedding is a bit "whoo." 509 00:29:11,199 --> 00:29:14,320 -That's why I didn't wanna say anything. -Just a minute. 510 00:29:14,399 --> 00:29:17,199 I am really looking forward to my wedding. 511 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:21,000 My wedding. Just the way I like it. 512 00:29:22,679 --> 00:29:25,959 Yeah. All right. It's not your wedding that's the problem, Carmen. 513 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,159 Then what is it? 514 00:29:27,679 --> 00:29:31,040 You know, I just can't figure out having a stable partner. 515 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,520 Maybe you just haven't found the right person. 516 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:37,199 -I'm sure when you least expect it… -One more cliché, and I'll barf, okay? 517 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,919 I don't wanna have one girl after another. I want a wife. 518 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,240 I want a house. I want children. I want a dog and more children. 519 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,000 -I wanna go on a trip with my in-laws-- -It's the end of the road. 520 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,320 -Don't exaggerate. I want my dream-- -Uh, no. 521 00:29:48,399 --> 00:29:50,679 If you want, we can go off the cliff and check. 522 00:29:54,199 --> 00:29:56,000 -It's beautiful. -Yeah. 523 00:29:57,399 --> 00:29:58,480 Beautiful. 524 00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:02,399 You're gonna think I'm silly, but 525 00:30:03,199 --> 00:30:04,560 I think I've lost my mojo. 526 00:30:04,639 --> 00:30:06,480 -Don't be stupid. -Shut up. 527 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,000 No, I'm being serious. Don't laugh. 528 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,040 Lola! 529 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,760 No, I haven't had sex since Vienna. 530 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,560 -Nada, niente, zero, rien. -Really? 531 00:30:13,639 --> 00:30:15,879 We all have dry spells. That's okay. 532 00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:19,040 -What if Sergio also took that from me? -Your mojo? It's not moist? 533 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,879 No, worse. It's my confidence. 534 00:30:22,439 --> 00:30:26,199 It's just that lately, the only guy who's picked me up is a kid. 535 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:28,760 What happened? 536 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,439 Nothing. Nothing. What's going to happen? Nothing. 537 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,399 -Though he gave me his phone number. -Oh, well. 538 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,720 -So? Have you called him? -No. 539 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,879 -Why? Hey, if you feel like it, go for it. -Hmm. 540 00:30:39,959 --> 00:30:44,080 It should take a lot more than one shitty little Sergio to steal your confidence. 541 00:30:44,159 --> 00:30:46,600 -Mm-hmm. -I mean, he's a kid, 542 00:30:46,679 --> 00:30:49,800 -Hmm. -But he is gorgeous. 543 00:30:49,879 --> 00:30:51,679 Oh, yeah, huh? 544 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:52,840 No! 545 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,600 Hey, what about you? 546 00:30:55,679 --> 00:30:58,280 -What? -This is about Víctor's "Wow," isn't it? 547 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,159 -You listen to my voice memos. -Always. 548 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,959 -Mm-hmm. -And now even more, at double speed. 549 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,320 -Mmm. -Let's see, wait a minute. 550 00:31:04,959 --> 00:31:06,560 Maybe that "Wow," 551 00:31:06,639 --> 00:31:09,280 I don't know, is his way of telling you that he loves you. 552 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:13,080 The thing is that he put it another way so it isn't such a big deal for him. 553 00:31:13,159 --> 00:31:14,320 Right? 554 00:31:14,399 --> 00:31:15,639 There's something else. 555 00:31:16,679 --> 00:31:17,840 Miladies. 556 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,600 -Oh… -Oof. 557 00:31:23,159 --> 00:31:24,720 -Well, so? -Hmm? 558 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:30,360 Well, um… there was someone else's bra on his sofa. 559 00:31:30,439 --> 00:31:32,520 Oof. 560 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,159 -That is a "Wow"! No? -Technically he hasn't lied. 561 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,919 We're not a couple, and that's the agreement we made, but… 562 00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:42,120 But I'm an idiot for believing he hasn't slept with other people. 563 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,800 Don't call yourself an idiot. That's not true. 564 00:31:44,879 --> 00:31:46,760 And what did you do? 565 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,520 Uh… 566 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,439 I just left a little note with the bra. 567 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,719 -And… And what did it say? -Nothing. 568 00:31:56,399 --> 00:31:59,520 -Now you have to tell us. -What do you mean, nothing? Tell us. 569 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,199 "Now you'll tell me it belongs to your sister, 570 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,919 you big shit-eating prick." 571 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,679 What a fucking way with words. 572 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,399 -Shit-eating? -I don't know, it came from within me. 573 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,040 From your guts, you would say, because… 574 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,840 Well, girls, that's it. I'm going to get some ciders. 575 00:32:15,919 --> 00:32:17,040 -We'll drink a toast. -Oh! 576 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,120 This may be a shitty hen party, but it's a hen party. 577 00:32:19,199 --> 00:32:20,959 -Yeah. -Yeah. 578 00:32:22,159 --> 00:32:24,919 Excuse me. Can I have a cider and four glasses? 579 00:32:25,719 --> 00:32:27,919 -Seriously? -Well, a little, yeah. 580 00:32:28,439 --> 00:32:31,120 -Hello. -Hello, good afternoon. 581 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,000 One tea, please, sir. 582 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,560 Uh, can we stop, please? I mean, can we talk about anything else? 583 00:32:36,639 --> 00:32:39,840 Girls, girls, girls! I've found something better than cider. 584 00:32:41,679 --> 00:32:42,600 Oh. 585 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,719 We definitely have your sizes. 586 00:32:49,439 --> 00:32:50,480 Oh! 587 00:32:57,159 --> 00:32:59,480 This is a disaster. I won't dance at my wedding. 588 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,040 It's so much fun! 589 00:33:01,919 --> 00:33:04,520 Maybe you'll find a girl who's checking you out. 590 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,280 Ooh, scandalous for the time! 591 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,639 -In Madrid, I'll find someone stable. -What if she's your destiny? 592 00:33:09,719 --> 00:33:13,399 In a re-enactment group that dresses in period costumes? I don't think so. 593 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,399 Whoo! 594 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,159 Do you really want a wedding, castle, and babies running around? 595 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,560 Yeah, the whole package. 596 00:33:19,639 --> 00:33:20,760 Oh. Pardon me. 597 00:33:22,199 --> 00:33:23,600 Ah! Oh… 598 00:33:28,439 --> 00:33:29,840 They like to push, right? 599 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:33,399 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 600 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:37,919 Oh. 601 00:33:38,959 --> 00:33:40,159 I love this so much. 602 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,439 When did we all stop dancing like this and lose all this romanticism? 603 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:44,760 When they allowed us to vote? 604 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,120 -When they stopped burning us as witches. -No, I mean it. 605 00:33:48,199 --> 00:33:50,639 There was a time when chivalry and manners were important. 606 00:33:50,719 --> 00:33:52,040 It's just we've idealized it. 607 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,639 People did the same thing, only behind people's backs. 608 00:33:54,719 --> 00:33:56,719 From behind? 609 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,159 Ooh. Oh! 610 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,360 Oh! 611 00:34:06,679 --> 00:34:08,679 Oh! 612 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,120 -Just lovely. -Wonderful. 613 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,679 -Girls! I haven't lost my mojo. -Ooh, mojito. 614 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,080 Bitch, you have been potent as hell this whole time! 615 00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:43,839 I'm hot. Let's get something to drink. 616 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,480 -Okay. -Yes, please. I need to hydrate. 617 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,679 -Hey, this dress is tight in the cleavage. -Yes. 618 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,360 -It's hurting me. -Fashion has no compassion. 619 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,280 -Um. Mmm. Val. -Mmm? 620 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,920 You know Víctor will never be like those guys in Bridgerton, 621 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,560 and he'll probably never tell you what you wanna hear? 622 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:02,480 Mm-hmm. 623 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,960 It's just that we know what we're attracted to, 624 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:08,480 and when we see a guy show up with everything that pulls up our shit, 625 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:12,560 our crotches go wild and start clapping like we're at the Sevilla Fair. 626 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,160 Do you think I should move on like it's nothing 627 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:16,760 and forget about the bra? 628 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,560 -I'd do that. -Yeah? 629 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,319 Because I don't care, and that's who I am. 630 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,360 But you're Val. 631 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,280 And who's to say? 632 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,160 There could be some secret purpose in finding that bra 633 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,160 that you just haven't figured out yet. 634 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,960 Yeah, of course, because that's how the universe works, right? 635 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,760 The road has been almost completely filled with sofas. 636 00:35:48,839 --> 00:35:50,080 Sofa. 637 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:06,680 Thanks a lot. 638 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:23,360 RECIPIENT SIGNATURE: BRUNO AGUILAR filled with sofas.