[murmur of conversation]
["Carmen" by Stromae plays]
♪ L'amour est comme l'oiseau de Twitter… ♪
Who was the guy that came to the talk? I didn't see him afterwards.
So, he, um… is…
Is he the main character in your novel?
You read my novel?
♪ Et à tous ceux qui vous like… ♪
He's more handsome than the character you described in the book.
He is.
[sighs] It's gonna be tough, then.
What is?
-To get you to notice me. -♪ Prends garde à toi ♪
♪ Si tu t'aimes, garde… ♪
-[Valeria] Wanna know the truth? -[Bruno] I would like to know…
If he isn't your boyfriend, then what's going on between you two?
♪ Garde à vous, et puis chacun… ♪
[Valeria] I don't know what we are.
And I just think it's a little risky that you're flirting with me like this.
-[Bruno] I've always liked taking risks. -[Valeria] You don't even know me.
I read you. Your book is autobiographical, right?
[Valeria] What else do you know?
[Bruno] I know that if you had been born 2,000 years ago…
♪ Somme-somme-somme Et c'est comme ça… ♪
…you'd have taken down an empire.
♪ Comme ça consomme ♪
♪ L'amour est enfant de la consommation ♪
♪ Il voudra toujours toujours Toujours plus de choix ♪
♪ Voulez voulez-vous des sentiments Tombés du camion ♪
♪ L'offre et la demande Pour unique et seule loi ♪
♪ Prends garde à toi ♪
♪ Et j'en connais déjà les dangers moi ♪
♪ J'ai gardé mon ticket et s'il le faut Je vais l'échanger moi ♪
♪ Prends garde à toi… ♪
[moaning]
♪ L'amour est enfant de la consommation ♪
♪ Il voudra toujours toujours Toujours plus de choix ♪
♪ Voulez voulez-vous des sentiments Tombés du camion… ♪
BASED ON THE NOVELS BY ELÍSABET BENAVENT
♪ Prends garde à toi, et j'en connais… ♪
[Valeria] Dalí meant for this painting to have multiple interpretations.
What do you see?
It's a… puppy?
Yeah, it looks like a greyhound, right?
-A puppy? I see a guy sort of lying back. -It's a philosopher's pose.
3.3 THE END
-A guy sleeping in economy class. -[Valeria] Hmm.
-[Carmen] Hmm. -What catches my eye most
is the fruit bowl with pears and figs.
[Valeria] Or the sail of a boat stranded on the beach.
-[Carmen] Oh. -Like… Right? Or not…
-[Carmen] Mmm… -You see it?
-No. -Uh… No.
-Gotta get my eyes checked. -Uh… But, um…
-Right there. -Ah…
-I think maybe-- -We're going upstairs. Come on.
-No. -Come on.
ENDLESS ENIGMA
[Valeria] You think to end something, it has to be official?
ENDLESS?
-[Nerea] Define "something". -[Lola] I'll define it. Víctor.
[Valeria] Ha-ha.
[Carmen] The conversation you had after your talk at the university
sounded pretty official to me.
Yeah, but we didn't really verbalize that we were ending things.
There are things that should be understood.
I don't agree. Things should have a definitive ending.
-The credits mean the movie's over. -Ah-ah-ah. No.
If we take a cue from Marvel, end credits don't always mean the story's over.
-Okay, but… -Wait a minute.
You're not feeling guilty for wanting to sleep with Bruno?
-Are you? -[Valeria] Uh…
-I… don't wanna sleep with Bruno. -[chuckles] Wow.
-Ow! -For the moment.
-You seem tense, raccoon eye. -[Lola] Ha, ha.
[Valeria] Nothing happening yet with the boy toy? Hmm?
[Lola] His name is Rai.
[Nerea] And have you seen him again, or does he have too much homework?
[Carmen laughs]
Wait, hold on a minute. You've got it really bad for this boy toy, don't you?
Ow! Sorry. For Rai.
First of all, he's not that young. He's 25 years old.
-Okay. -Second, we haven't even slept together!
[scoffs] Listen, ladies, if you just wanna talk about dating stuff,
why did we come to the Prado?
-[sighs] -That's not romantic.
I don't understand why it's so hard
to say you like someone and you wanna get serious.
[Valeria] Still having problems on the app?
[Nerea] It's exasperating.
[Valeria] Try putting down your phone and meeting someone in person.
-You are so old school. -Me?
-Yes. -I've got no time this week.
-We're doing pre-wedding photos! -Well, come up with an excuse--
Ah! My elbow's getting sore, okay? [gasps]
[laughs] You fell for it! Of course I know you mean mine.
-Wow. -Don't pretend.
-You didn't write it down. -I knew! Where's your sense of humor?
-You didn't remember. -I remember.
-That's not very professional. -What is this? The bridal police?
-No, I'm not joking, Carmen. -Could you not?
-This is disrespectful. -I wrote it down!
Do you want to see my calendar? Should I show you?
["It's Go Time" by Altitude Music plays]
♪ Are you ready ♪
♪ For the time? ♪
♪ It's the time… ♪
I really need to close the chapter on Víctor.
♪ If we gotta go… ♪
That's not my literary style.
♪ Here we go… ♪
-But I get it. -Hmm.
♪ Again ♪
♪ We gotta go, go, go ♪
♪ But we don't ♪
-♪ Know when ♪ -♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
[sighs]
I can't. I'm over it. No.
I've seen so many invitations, my eyes are bleeding. I can't decide.
-I know what I want, Carmen. -Really?
Yeah.
Letterpress printing on cotton-fiber paper in black ink.
What? Which one's that?
Next to the glassine envelope with gold lettering
and the vellum stationery with thermographic ink.
[scoffs]
All of these things, did you happen to learn them in Sunday school?
-Ha-ha. Funny girl, huh? -[chuckles] Yeah.
It'd be better to do this at home. We're supposed to be getting work done.
Whatever. I'm the boss. I can do whatever I want.
Ah! Mmm, Borja, um… I'm really sorry.
-You've caught me at a bad time. -What?
Very original to put them all on cards. Good proposal.
-What's going on? -And a very good slogan, yes.
-[Borja] I'm not sure… -Very bold.
-Hey. What slogan? -No, no, no, no! Don't say it! No.
[chuckles] You'll have to wait for the presentation. Sh!
[both chuckle]
-Um, thank you for your time. You may go. -Yes, yes.
-Uh, I'll go. -Ah.
You know, you don't have to go. I only need her for a quick second.
Maybe I'll stay.
-Listen, we closed the deal. -Huh?
We're opening subsidiaries all around Europe.
And I've decided you should head up the marketing team.
-What? -Mm-hmm.
-Are you serious? -[laughs] I'm completely serious.
-[Carmen] Oh! -[both laughing]
I… I don't know! Thank you so much!
-[Joaquín] No, thank you. -Thank you for thinking of me.
[Joaquín] Thank you. You're the best.
You've managed to create an extremely productive work environment here.
Right?
The environment is a spectacular environment.
-Yes. Incredible, I'd even say. -[chuckles]
[Borja] Uh… Um…
And partly thanks to Carmen because…
-You have no idea how good she is. -[Joaquín] Yes, I do.
-I do know how good she is. -You do, you're the boss. It's your job.
Because of that, we want you to pass on that spirit to the other sites.
Yeah. Yes. The thing is…
So, at the moment, I've got a lot of responsibilities.
Yes. Actually, I have a lot to attend to.
-So… I should think about it, I think. -[Joaquín] Uh…
I mean, this is a significant opportunity.
[Carmen] Yeah.
And, as Borja is saying…
[Carmen] Uh…
-He can handle the wedding planning. -I'm sorry?
-I can see your reflections in the glass. -Oh. Yeah.
Perfect. Um…
Ah, but… we…
-We aren't… -No.
-[Carmen] No, right? -No!
-[Borja] No!
-How can I be with Carmen? -No way!
-Together? -Everyone knows you're together.
-And that you're getting married. -Everyone?
Lucas from accounting happened to notice
that you were both billing from the same home address.
He also saw you looking into possible venues for your big day.
[chuckles] Lucas is on it.
Yeah, I wish he spent that much time dealing with his clients.
You know, I'm very supportive of couples in the office
because Lucas is my husband.
-He's just an amazing guy. -Um, a magnificent employee.
-Hmm. Really top notch. -Mmm.
Well, anyway.
-Uh, congratulations. -Mmm.
-And I'll see you in my office. -Perfect.
-Okay? Whenever. -Okay.
-See you. Ciao. -[Carmen] Bye.
[Carmen and Borja chuckle]
-Unbelievable! -Everybody knows about us?!
-No, him being married to Lucas! -I just got promoted!
[both laughing]
-[Carmen] Babe! Aah! -[Borja] My love!
["fumas?" by Shego plays]
IRATXE, 34 15 KM AWAY
LOOKING FOR: NO STRINGS ATTACHED
IRIA, 30 4.5 KM AWAY
LOOKING FOR: NOTHING SERIOUS
♪ Piba, sin tus… ♪
NURIA, 30
♪ De látex ♪
♪ Mi novia te… ♪
SHE/HER 6.5 KM AWAY
DESCRIPTION: I LIKE TO READ, I'M TIDY, I LOVE RIDING HORSES
LOOKING FOR: IF YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR A PARTNER, DON'T CONTACT ME
WAITING TO SEE IF NURIA ACCEPTS YOUR MATCH
WEDDING ORGANIZER, TABLES
CARMEN'S INBOX TABLE LAYOUT, BRIDAL GOWNS…
-Carmen. -Yeah, sorry.
-Why is a cockroach at my cousins' table? -Well, the cockroach is Father Ricardo.
[laughs]
-You're so funny. -Mmm.
Father Ricardo with my mother.
[phone ringing]
Your priest is on table 14.
-I'm sorry. -There is no table 14.
Ah! It's Joaquín Orta. I have to get it.
-I'm sorry, babe. -Answer!
-Go on. -Joaquín! Yes. Uh… yes.
I was just checking the emails right now.
Okay.
♪ Quiero decirte una cosa antes de que La noche acabe del todo… ♪
POSTS RAI - FOLLOWING
♪ Por qué no vienes conmigo quiero Que seas tú quien me beba a morro ♪
♪ Aunque te mire de lejos sabes Bien lo que quiero… ♪
CANNIBAL HOMELAND
♪ En mi mente estamos fumando tú y yo… ♪
SHE WAS SURPRISED TO DISCOVER A NEW EMOTION: SERENITY
-♪ Voy a follarte tan duro ♪ -♪ ¿Qué? ♪
-♪ Que querrás más seguro ♪ -¿Ah sí? ♪
♪ Voy a follarte tan suave ♪
♪ Rápido rápido, lento lento ♪
♪ Rápido, uh, lento… ♪
I COVERED MY FACE WITH MY HANDS AGAIN - THE END
♪ Cada vez más lento ♪
♪ Si tocas este corazón puede explotarte ♪
-♪ Venga te hago hueco en mi colchón… ♪ -[children talking]
♪ Puedes quedarte ♪
♪ Vas a quedarte ♪
You brought me to a tearoom?
[chuckles] Well, the thing about me, I like tea.
-[boy] No! -Hmm.
-[boy] Hey! No touching! -[girl complaining]
Oh, hi there. A coffee, large. In a glass, please.
[chuckles]
-[boy] Give it to me! Give it to me! -[girl] Ah!
-Give it to me! -[woman] Please.
I think maybe we should switch tables.
-[boy] That one's mine! Stop it! -There's no other tables,
-[girl] Stop it! -You know we've gotta talk.
-Even though everything's been said? -I'm sure there's something else.
[girl whining]
-Hey! -[boy] Dummy!
[girl] Stop that!
[inhales]
[sighs] Víctor, I've tried.
But… the type of relationship you're offering isn't for me.
It's not just that I don't trust you. It's that…
I won't settle for less than what I need.
You know I wanna be with you.
-In your way. -The way that we both agreed on.
Thanks.
But I'm sure you'll agree that what we have now,
it isn't working.
Yeah, I agree with that.
And I suppose that…
loving you makes things harder.
[sighs]
[sighs shakily]
You can do the honors.
Say it.
We should stop seeing each other.
Thank you.
For the first time, I know what it is we have.
Even though it's nothing, it's a clear nothing.
[Víctor clears throat]
["Quemas" by Deluxe and Ede plays]
♪ Con todo lo que tú eras ♪
♪ Con todas tus cositas buenas ♪
♪ ¿Por qué haces tanto daño ♪
♪ Y quemas, quemas, quemas?
-♪ Y tu voz que era el silencio… ♪ -[sighs]
♪ La calma más suave del río… ♪
EVERY END IS A NEW BEGINNING
♪ ¿Por qué se vuelve tormenta ♪
-♪ Y frío, frío, frío? ♪ -[sniffles]
♪ ¿Qué son todas esas sombras ♪
♪ Que han oscurecido el día? ♪
♪ Que hacen hoy sangrar tu herida ♪
♪ Y van a hacer sangrar la mía… ♪
[record crackling]
♪ Tu sonrisa la más clara ♪
-♪ Luz de todos mis pinceles… ♪ -[doorbell rings]
♪ ¿Por qué se vuelve lamento ♪
♪ Y dueles, dueles, dueles? ♪
-♪ Y tu voz que era silencio ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
-♪ La calma más suave del río ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ ¿Por qué se vuelve tormenta ♪
♪ Y frío, frío, frío? ♪
It was very brave of you to tell him how you feel.
You know the best part? I feel good.
I mean, no,
I'm really fucked up, but
in a way, it's set me free, being able to say "I love you."
Even though it's not mutual.
He's a coward.
But I know he loves you.
I can tell you from personal experience, it's pointless if you're unable to say it.
Can you chop this for me? My stomach's upset.
I don't know. I think I'm nervous about the wedding, and now with the promotion…
[Lola] Hey.
You'll be the fucking master of the universe in your company.
Don't be a sourpuss, all right?
[all chuckle]
-I accepted. -[Lola] Mmm!
Yes!
Okay, but what happens if I can't keep up with everything?
You could handle the wedding if you used the calendar I gave you.
[Valeria] Come on, Carmen. You love your job, and this is a huge opportunity.
-Borja needs to do more wedding planning. -Plus, he's really excited for it.
Okay, but I am too.
Then let it show, Carmen. Let it show.
[phone chimes]
Who is it?
-My sister. -And I'm the Queen of England.
I don't believe you at all.
-Let me see it. -Uh, no. No.
-Is it Rebeca? -Yes. It's private between me and her.
-No! -Let me see!
-No, no, no! -Hang on!
-No, you hang on! -Let's see.
-[Valeria] Give it! -It's Bruno!
-Oh my God! What did you say? -Okay! Stay calm!
-Okay, okay. -Calm down.
-I'll read it. Okay? -Give it.
-Give it back. Give it. -You gotta read it.
Yeah, I will. Okay!
[sighs] Oy!
-[Lola chuckles] -[Valeria clears throat]
Okay, it says…
[laughing] "Have you taken down an empire lately, Goddess?"
[all laughing]
Okay, but… are you sure you haven't slept with this guy?
No. I mean, it's just some dumb joke he said,
that if I was born 2,000 years ago, I'd destroy empires.
Jeez! Why doesn't anyone say that to me on the dating apps?
Okay, but wait a minute. I mean… what do you write back?
What do you say to that?
-Ladies, we are rolling. -Well, okay.
-Oh boy. -Let's see.
-[Lola] Tell him to meet you. -I just broke up with Víctor. Best wait.
You know, I'm a romantic. I'm like you,
but, if we're being totally honest here, at this moment,
Víctor and you didn't have anything.
[gasps] I mean, it's not nothing.
It was emotional, and we were having sex regularly,
-We were in a relationship-- -Do I need to remind you about the bra?
-Mm-hmm. -Thank you.
-I'm gonna ask for a date. Yeah. -Hmm!
-Yes. -[Valeria clears throat].
[Carmen and Lola] Hmm…
I PREFER TO KEEP MY DEITY STATUS ANONYMOUS
-[Carmen] I like it. -Nice. Let's see what he says.
[Valeria] Okay.
He thinks I'm funny! He said, "Hahaha"!
DINNER WHEN I GET TO MADRID? I'LL RESPECT YOUR ANONYMITY.
[Valeria] Now what do I say?
-We gotta get back to the subject. -Yeah. It has to be witty.
-Something related to the topic. -Greco-Roman--
-Greco-Roman? It'll sound-- -What I mean is--
-[all talking] -Okay, listen. Sweetie?
In the end, aren't we always saying that you try too hard to please everybody?
-[Carmen] Hmm. -Hmm.
Tell him whatever the hell you want.
Let's see. [clears throat]
SOUNDS GOOD.
I DON'T HAVE TO TOPPLE EMPIRES, JUST THE RIGHT PERSON.
-[Valeria] What? Too much? -It's just… No…
-Is that too much? -It's a lot to just drop in.
-Oh my God. Oh shit. It's too much. Shit. -It depends on how he reacts.
[Carmen] So tense!
YOU'RE INCREDIBLE.
-She's gonna do it! She's gonna do it! -No. Lola. Stop it…
YOU'RE INCREDIBLE
[upbeat jazz plays]
We said half past, right?
Huh? Oh, right.
Sorry, thank you.
-No worries. You're right on time. -[sighs] Only because it's our first date.
Well, date… I, uh…
Dinner. Uh…
Gathering. Encounter. It's--
Meeting.
-[chuckles] -Very funny.
Only because it's our first date, okay?
Hello.
-[running footsteps] -Hello.
-Oh! -Oh.
Oh my God.
-Ugh. -[children squeal]
-Do you wanna switch to a better table? -[boy] Hey!
Eh? What? Huh?
-I like this table, but if you'd rather… -No. It's fine.
-Mmm. [chuckles] -Great.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
-[children squabbling] -Great.
Uh, by the way, I have to tell you their specialty is ravioli.
-Out of this world. -All right.
-I mean it. -Okay.
-Yep, I already know what I want. -[girl] Stop it!
Mom!
Will you tell me anything about your second novel?
[both laugh]
-No. -No?
I'm not giving you any more details about me.
You have too much information after reading my book.
So this dinner will center on you.
Well, I don't know if I'll be able to impress you the way you did with me,
but let's go.
Have you always seen yourself as a writer?
I married at 25, and then I got divorced.
-You serious? -Mm-hmm.
-You won't believe this, but… -Mmm?
-[chuckles] -Right, you read my book. [laughs]
Hmm. One thing we have in common
is marrying a little too young and… without a plan.
[chuckles]
Mmm. When I picture myself at that time, it's like I'm seeing another person.
-[laughs] -Hmm.
-Mmm. -I feel the same.
-I need to try it. -Mmm!
-Mmm… Mmm! -Mmm.
-God! -I told you.
Mmm. Hey, why Asturias?
-Are you from there? -No.
Life is very good in Asturias, I'm telling you.
-Mmm. -Do you live alone?
[chuckles] No.
I live with Anisakis and Sanguijuela.
-My cats. -Oh!
[both chuckle]
Two cats, living in the mountains…
You're basically the image of the hermit writer, you know?
-Maybe I am. -[chuckles]
Actually, I live there for Aitana.
-[laughs] And Aitana is your… -My daughter.
-Oh. -She's five.
-[children] A banana! -[Bruno] She lives with her mother.
-[muffled] It's a house we used to share… -[children] Mom, I want a banana!
-[Bruno's voice fades] -Dad, I want a banana!
Basically, I live in Asturias because of my daughter.
-[father] Please be quiet. -[children] I want a banana!
I'm going to the bathroom, but, if you don't mind, uh,
leave me some dessert, okay?
Why do you need to ask?
-I have no idea! -[both chuckle]
[upbeat jazz]
[sighs]
VULVACIDE - HE HAS A DAUGHTER! SHE'S FIVE!
LOLA - AND?
CARMEN - SO CUTE!
NEREA - WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
IF YOU'D BEEN HAPPY WITH ADRIÁN, YOU COULD HAVE HAD A DAUGHTER TOO.
WAITING TO SEE IF YOUR MATCH REPLIES…
-Are you ready? -Yeah.
-Have all the flashes been set up? -Yeah.
-And the backgrounds? -Well, yeah.
Did you check the reference photos I sent you?
What reference photos?
What photos?!
Hello. I'm Borja. I have a photo shoot.
-I'm Georgina, come in. -Nice to meet you.
-And Carmen? -And hello to you too, Nerea.
Why is she late? We only have the studio for an hour.
I said it should've been booked for two.
While she might seem like a partner as she's so opinionated,
Georgina's just the photographer.
The photographer told you minimum two hours.
-There's no need. -Carmen will be here any second.
Well, I sent you the reference photos, so we'll do what I say.
-[Georgina] Chill out. -[Nerea] I'm perfectly chill.
-But Carmen's late, so we'll have to rush. -[phone chimes]
Nerea, don't be mad at me. I'm walking out as we speak,
but I'll call a taxi, and I'll be there in five minutes.
Well, 15.
But I'll be there in a flash.
-It'll be great. Don't worry. -I'm glad I caught you.
-Come with me. -But--
-[Joaquín] One minute. Please. -Yes, I'm here, I'm here.
-What is it? -Well, it's about the Paris branch.
-Mmm? -I need you to handle the team reports.
Okay. Okay, yes, I'm on it.
Can I help you?
-Need something? -Of course, I'm your daughter.
[laughs]
Oh, what the hell?
Well, the daughter you would've had if you and Adrián had taken that step.
Well, this is very funny. [clears throat]
You gonna tell me what the deal is?
I think it's because you panicked
the moment that Bruno said he had a daughter.
No. I was not panicking.
Well, okay, a bit.
That's a lot better.
What if he wants me to meet her? Hmm?
-Come on, Mama. -Don't call me Mama! I'm not your mother!
I think, for the moment, Bruno's only interested in sleeping with you.
My daughter wouldn't say this.
You let me spend way too much time with Lola.
[gasps] Oh!
-[sighs] -Can I buy you a drink, Valeria?
Yes, please.
-Shall we? -Okay.
-[ringing tone] -No answer.
[Georgina] I don't mean to be negative, but we only have 15 minutes.
I know we only have 15 minutes, Georgina. I know.
-[door opens] -[Georgina] Hi, Pablo.
[Carmen] Sorry! It was a work thing that couldn't wait.
-Save it. You haven't changed? -Well, look, it's all here. I'm sorry.
-Hi, Borja. Could you hold this? -Hi.
-How about a kiss? -I'm sorry, yeah.
Well, in summary, she's stressed, and she might murder the photographer.
-So everything seems good? -Yeah, it's perfect.
Yeah.
[sighs]
Okay. So sorry.
What's up with you?
Well, my first wedding photo shoot is a total disaster.
-That's what's up. -Gimme. No. What's the matter?
I've just been running ragged for weeks,
and I'm rejecting girls who aren't being serious, and I'm…
-I'm… -You mean you just want a fuck.
[chuckles]
-No, Carmen. -Ow!
I don't want a fuck.
I want something committed. I want one person to match with. One.
Yeah, but one thing doesn't take away from the other.
-Yes, it does. I mean-- -No, it doesn't.
-Ow, ow, ow! -Stop screwing around.
-Come on. Ready. -Stop that, please!
-Let's go. Come on! -I'm naked!
[Nerea scoffs]
I'd love it if we had time to warm up, but we gotta get going, guys.
Okay. Look at each other with love.
-What? -[shutter clicking]
[Nerea] A little more.
-Closer. -[Georgina] Look at the camera.
Closer. Okay, but a little less close.
-And the arms. -Ah-ah-ah!
-A bit of arm. -You're squeezing too hard!
-Say "I love you" with your nose. -How?
-Like this? -♪ Beach time, summer fun… ♪
-Carmen, relax a little bit. -Okay, I'm sorry. Sorry.
This is why we look at reference pictures, 'kay?
[Georgina] Let's try something else. This is all over the place.
-It doesn't feel normal. Really not. -Sorry--
[Nerea] Look at the camera. Look at Georgina.
-No, like… Like with affection. -[both chuckle awkwardly]
-More. -I hate this.
Good. More. More.
Carmen, it looks like you're strangling him.
-She is strangling me. -Okay, sorry, I'm sorry.
-It's the tension! -Relax a bit, guys.
-It's a bit like… -I don't know. You too.
Fine. Let's move.
-[phone rings] -[Nerea] Come on. Like this.
-It's just-- -Do you have to get it?
-[Nerea] No, Carmen. Look at him. -But--
-Answer it. -I have to.
The Paris branch wants me to give feedback on some documents they just sent.
[groans]
-[chuckles] -What?
-You're the best. -No.
Yes.
-[Georgina] Perfect, that's great! -I have to answer, I'm so sorry.
-[Nerea] No! -No! Don't move. The photo will be blurry!
Why don't we pose them the same as the references? Then we'd be done.
Because it will look like they've got a pole shoved up their asses like you.
-I'm sorry? -[Carmen] Yes. I've spoken to François.
-But we're looking to expand our strategy… -[Georgina] They're here.
One second. Uh… What?
-♪ Celebrate… ♪ -That was the hour!
-♪ Have a holiday ♪ -♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Ooh, whoo! ♪
-[Bruno] I don't know! -[Valeria] No?
-[Bruno] I don't know where she is! -[laughs]
[yelps] You're back?
You're still paranoid. You're thinking about his daughter.
So, speaking of that,
should I seem like I'm more invested in discussing the topic with him
or maybe avoid it?
-I'm just a little girl. -Hmm?
But I think it's time to get to know Bruno.
-And not as a father or writer. -You're good at giving advice, aren't you?
I learned a lot from Auntie Carmen.
[Valeria] Hmm. [chuckles]
[Bruno] Um…
What happened?
The waitress behind the bar asked me something.
I know what I was planning to say, but I wanted to check with you first.
What a mystery. And? What was it you were going to ask me?
Do we want to have the drinks here or take them to my room?
[Rai] Lola!
Lola!
[laughs] Are you here to sing me a song?
I'll be out of tune, but I can try.
No, I brought you some eye patches
and a gel eye mask to reduce the swelling.
But if that doesn't work,
I brought you some cava, to even up your eyes if you want to.
You're an idiot, you know that?
[both sigh]
I don't have any desire to do that over again, do you?
-It was all so tense, no? -I was late. It was my fault.
I knew I couldn't handle all of these conflicting responsibilities.
-No, it wasn't your fault, Carmen. -Well…
I mean, I was nervous.
-Really? -Hmm.
Even if we'd had a full hour, we're bad at posing.
[both laugh]
Mmm. I promise that when we're shown around the venue,
I'm going to be present for every minute.
-That's good. -Mmm.
I like it when we make decisions together.
Me too. [chuckles]
Mm, and, by the way… I don't agree with you at all.
I don't think there's anything wrong with the way we pose.
-Oh no? -Mm-mm. No.
Not at all.
The thing is that I prefer to decide who I'm interested in posing for.
Remove your shirt, please.
-If you would. -♪ Live like this forever ♪
-♪ Cool as winter… ♪ -[chuckles]
♪ Sharp as scissors ♪
♪ I'm a solitary soul… ♪
[laughs]
Unbelievable.
It's great. I love it.
-Let me see that eye. -♪ I'm a solitary soul… ♪
Ah, it's not so bad.
-♪ Feeling my whole ♪ -♪ I'm a solitary soul ♪
♪ Solitary soul ♪
♪ Love me through the cold… ♪
-What are you doing? -Are you ticklish?
-No. -Yes, you are.
-No. -Let's see.
-No, I am not! -[both laughing]
♪ Solitary soul ♪
♪ I just need to know ♪
♪ Baby, won't you show me ♪
♪ You want me? ♪
You like it?
Yeah, I do.
I'm glad you wanted to come up.
[chuckles]
Well, only because that bar was getting pretty loud.
-Yeah. -Yes.
Sure. But don't think I came because of you.
-Oh no? -No.
I was very curious to see how the rooms stacked up in this hotel.
And what's the verdict?
Well, for the moment, not bad.
And the mattress… Pfft.
[chuckles]
-[Bruno] Do you-- -[Valeria] What?
[Bruno] Want to, uh… Want to get this off, or shall I?
-Huh? -The… The coat, I mean.
-Oh, of course. -Yes.
Yeah.
-And the… -And the purse.
Purse, yeah.
-[knock at door] -Right on time.
-Really? -[knocking]
I don't control it, you know.
Well, you can go, 'cause we haven't talked about his daughter.
-[Bruno] Hi, good evening. -It's time to let the adults have fun.
-Of course. It's just… -What? Hmm?
Are you sure you haven't been thinking of Víctor?
[upbeat jazz]
Voilà.
-I'll get some condoms. -Okay.
-Here. Hold these. -[sighs]
[Nerea] They both have their eyes closed. It's just awful.
-[sighs] They're a disaster. -Let me look through all of them. Jesus.
We need to plan a second one, and I don't have the budget.
If you weren't so impatient, we could've found another day with more time.
-Impatient? -Yes, impatient.
Have you ever been told you're the epitome of tact?
And have you ever been told that you're a bit uptight?
No. What's the key to being as relaxed as you are?
Dressing like a clown, chewing gum, stuff like that?
No. You know, you could just try not to be an asshole all the time.
Come.
[gasps]
[whispers] I told you to leave.
-You really didn't bring your own condoms? -No.
Well, it's a… it's just a first date.
-You have to be prepared in life. -[sighs]
I learnt that from Auntie Nerea.
Nerea? [scoffs]
Well, it doesn't matter anyway. He has some.
[Bruno] Ah, shit!
Uh… I swear I thought I grabbed them, but Aitana came in while I was packing,
and I must've forgotten them.
-That's no problem. -I can go to the pharmacy.
-It'll take just a minute. -Okay.
-Yes? -Yes.
["Charlemagne" by Blossoms plays]
I'm thinking of a few things I can do to you now that don't require condoms.
-That is, if you don't mind. -I don't mind at all.
What things?
♪ Hello, hello Who put love in my head? ♪
♪ I know, I know, it's made of lead ♪
♪ Hello, hello ♪
♪ Science came, my kingdom reigned ♪
♪ Below, below, my Charlemagne ♪
♪ And the river always flows So if you go ♪
♪ I will know by the rain My Charlemagne ♪
♪ Hello, hello ♪
♪ My eyes tried, hide, cried, died… ♪
-[moans] -♪ Beside the snow in the winter ♪
[breathes heavily]
♪ Hello, hello ♪
♪ The doctors knew, prescribed me you ♪
♪ Below, below, the amber sky ♪
♪ And the river always flows So if you go ♪
♪ I will know by the rain My Charlemagne ♪
♪ And the river always flows Tears of gold ♪
♪ Left me cold, do you feel the same My Charlemagne? ♪
[moans]
[Carmen moans intensely]
[Valeria moans softly]
♪ My Charlemagne ♪
[moans]
♪ My Charlemagne ♪
♪ Don't go ♪
♪ If only I could show you ♪
♪ Don't go ♪ -[gasps]
[Rai moans]
[groans]
I'm sorry.
It's not a big deal.
I mean it, it's fine.
It's fine, I'm serious. Don't worry.
[Rai sighs]
Yeah, but, Lola, come on. Look at you.
You're so…
[sighs]
And me? I'm…
[sighs]
-I've only been with one other person. -Oh.
Uh… And…
Were you together a long time? Or…
No. Well, for three years.
Wow.
We started dating at the end of high school,
and in college, it ended up getting pretty bad.
Um… But you …
Why haven't you been with anyone for five years?
Five years?
Well, more or less. End of school, beginning of college, and you're 25.
-Me? -Hang on.
Wait. Exactly how many trips around the sun are we talking about here?
I'm 20.
What do you mean?
-I'm 20 years old. -20 years old?
-20 years old. -20 years old?
-[laughs] 20 years old. -20 years old?
Lola, I never told you I was 25 years old.
You also never said you were 20 years old!
-20 fucking years! No, no, no, no! -But… Hey, but…
-Uh, does it matter? -Yeah! Of course it does!
When I was your age, you were 11 years old.
-And when I was 11 years old, you were-- -I was two.
-Two! -But now I'm 20, so why does it matter?
No, no, no. What the fuck is wrong with me? This is insane.
I escape from a narcissist devoid of empathy,
and I end up with a child with an Oedipus complex.
Hey, no, I have a very healthy relationship with my mother.
Please, leave.
-Leave, Rai. Please, go! -Seriously?
-You're serious. -What are you doing?
I'm sure we can agree this can't happen again, hmm?
It's been a long time since… you know.
-Uh-huh. -And besides, I was…
What I'm trying to say is it was a moment of insanity,
and I'm sure the red light didn't help.
[Georgina sighs]
Um. What's important is that it doesn't affect our work, hmm?
You mean you coming on my face? That?
For example.
I trust that we're professionals.
-The sooner we forget this, the better. -But of course.
[buzz of voices]
[sighs]
[clears throat]
[laughs]
["En el cielo" by Judeline plays]
Mama, about Father Ricardo.
-It won't work, him on the head table. -Borja, table 14. Table 14!
-Uh, he'll have to be a bit further away. -[phone chimes]
Yes! Ye… Yes.
JOAQUÍN ORTA - GET READY. YOU FLY TO PARIS NEXT WEDNESDAY. CONGRATS.
-We'll talk later. I'll explain later. -No, hold on a minute…
WEDNESDAY 25TH WEDDING VENUE VISIT
You can't be serious.
-[sighs] -♪ En el cielo, en el cielo… ♪
-Wanna go? -Yeah. Uh, I have to tell you something.
-[Borja] What? -[Carmen] Remember the venue visit?
-[Borja] Yeah? -[Carmen] I can't go.
-[Borja groans] -[Carmen] I know.
Do you think we should have a little breakfast together before I leave?
Fine by me, but you'll miss the plane, and you know it.
[chuckles] I'd happily miss 15 planes to go back to the room with you.
-You would? -Yes.
There's some time left.
[laughs]
I have to see my daughter, you know.
But the next time I'm here, I think that I'm gonna buy 15 boxes of condoms.
Hello, good morning.
[both laugh]
Better get going, or you won't be able to stay at this hotel anymore.
♪ Sé que ya estaba escrito En el universo… ♪
-Bye, Férriz. -Bye.
♪ No le tengo miedo A lo que queda por venir ♪
♪ Yo vengo del cielo Y es que allí quiero morir… ♪
-Bye. -Bye.
♪ Yo te voy a ver desde allí ♪
♪ Cuando abra las puertas del cielo ♪
♪ Yo te voy a ver desde allí ♪
♪ En el cielo, en el cielo ♪
♪ En el cielo ♪
♪ En el cielo, en el cielo ♪
♪ En el cielo ♪
[horn blares]
["Caught in my Web" by Sarah Eisenfisz plays]
♪ I'm gonna track you down ♪
♪ I'm gonna follow The scent you leave behind ♪
♪ I'm gonna set the lure ♪
♪ I'm gonna eat you up While you beg for more ♪
♪ I'm gonna track you down ♪
♪ Can't you see you're for a killer?
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ I watch you trying to resist ♪
♪ But, darling, can't you see ♪
♪ You only make it worse? ♪
♪ Caught in my web ♪
♪ Let your heart burst ♪
♪ The poison in your veins ♪
♪ The more you fight ♪
♪ The more I bite ♪
♪ How sweet it is ♪
♪ To go ♪
♪ Insane ♪ t is ♪