1 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:08,007 [whimsical music playing] 2 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:14,764 Did Preacher tell you anything about your bachelor party? 3 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:17,183 [Jack] Well, only that I'll need my combat boots. 4 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:19,894 -What about Brie? She give anything away? -Mmm… 5 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:23,189 Just that the dress code is "urban cowgirl." 6 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,567 Urban cowgirl? What does that even mean? 7 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:28,445 Oh, I don't know. Denim jacket, push-up bra? 8 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,780 Oh, that sounds like my kind of party. 9 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:33,825 What about Joey? She make it in? 10 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:38,830 [sighs] Oh yeah. I'm sure she's exhausted, but she'll rally. Wanna make it special. 11 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:40,623 Mmm. 12 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:42,584 I bet you look great in that. 13 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:47,922 -Yeah, it's been a while since I wore it. -[car honking] 14 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:50,133 Oop! I gotta go. 15 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:52,218 My chauffeur awaits. 16 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,137 You get a chauffeur? I don't get a chauffeur. 17 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:58,058 Yeah! Brie booked us a stretch limo for the entire day. 18 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,559 -Oh, really? -Mm-hmm. 19 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:01,144 [Jack] Hmm! 20 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:06,232 -[contented music playing] -[Mel laughing] 21 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,278 -Wow! That's, uh… -[laughs] What? 22 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:11,696 You know. 23 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:14,783 I mean, only the best for your bride-to-be. 24 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,451 -Yeah! Obviously. -Yes. 25 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:17,786 [both laughing] 26 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:20,330 Don't you have too much fun without me, okay? 27 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:21,414 -Me? -Mm-hmm. 28 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,541 -Never! -[Jack chuckles] 29 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,213 Thank you. 30 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:38,640 Okay, we've got all the bachelorette essentials. Boa, tiara… 31 00:01:38,723 --> 00:01:42,644 -Penis straws and a very sexy… -[Kaia] Ooh! 32 00:01:42,727 --> 00:01:45,855 GI Mike! Hello there, sir! 33 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,816 [laughs] What's with this look? 34 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,777 -I'm just following Preacher's orders. -[phone vibrating] 35 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,112 -[Brie] Mm-hmm. -[Kaia] Oh! 36 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:53,988 Hunky Hank's. Gotta take this. 37 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,908 What's, uh, Hunky Ha-- 38 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:00,453 -Never mind. Don't wanna know. -[laughs] 39 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,791 So? You excited for today? 40 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:05,959 Uh, yeah. 41 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:10,088 Yeah. It's been a while since the guys from the unit have hung out, so… 42 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:16,219 Listen, uh, I know we haven't really talked about the other night, so, uh… 43 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:20,056 You know, I think I was just in my head about the trial and everything. 44 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,183 You were really sweet. 45 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,602 Wanting to make sure I was okay. 46 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:25,520 Okay. 47 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,439 -Are you okay? -Of course. 48 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:29,858 I'm more than okay. 49 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:34,779 Okay. Well, then maybe tonight we can, uh… 50 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:35,697 Yeah. 51 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:37,740 I'll even bring the handcuffs. 52 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,409 Mmm. That's my job. 53 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:42,871 Well, see, but mine are pink and furry, so… 54 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,038 [both chuckling] 55 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:49,127 Ooh, quick. They don't have a Marine, so firefighter or cop? 56 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:54,173 -Cop. Obviously. -[Mike] Mm-hmm. 57 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:55,133 Yep. 58 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:56,467 Okay. 59 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,220 GI Mike, shipping out. 60 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:01,306 -[laughs] Bye. -[gentle music playing] 61 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:07,103 [Joey] Brie and Kaia really went all out. 62 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:08,813 It was so last minute too. 63 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,482 -[laughing] Yeah. I know. -Oh, thank you for coming. 64 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:12,775 Are you kidding? 65 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:15,403 When my sister's future sister-in-law calls me out of the blue 66 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:17,780 and tells me to get on a flight, I get on that flight. 67 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,074 We weren't planning on doing this, but, you know, 68 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:24,245 after Preacher's trial, I think that everyone needed to let off some steam. 69 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,496 Yeah, that makes sense. 70 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,707 So, hey, how is the wedding planning going? 71 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:29,709 Um, we're making headway. 72 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:30,877 -Good! -Yeah. 73 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,128 -Yay. -Yeah. 74 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:36,382 And, uh, I am gonna ask Everett to walk me down the aisle. 75 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:39,344 -Wow! Really? -Yeah. 76 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:42,180 I didn't realize you two were getting so close. 77 00:03:43,222 --> 00:03:46,142 -Well, you know, it's taken some time. -Yeah. 78 00:03:46,809 --> 00:03:49,437 But I feel like he's finally opening up. 79 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,396 -Great. -Yeah. 80 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,982 Do you think you'll be able to meet him this weekend? 81 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:53,942 Oh, I… 82 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:57,320 I wish I could, but I have to get back for Morgan's softball finals, so… 83 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:58,363 Right. 84 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:00,698 Well, you'll meet him at the wedding. 85 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:01,824 -Yeah. -Yeah. 86 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:05,703 ["First Car Feeling" by Brittney Spencer playing] 87 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:06,996 [Brie] There it is! 88 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,707 -[Joey laughs] Gosh! Yes! -Oh no. 89 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,876 -[Mel and Joey laughing] -[Brie] All right, ladies. 90 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,462 Are you ready to get batshit crazy? 91 00:04:14,545 --> 00:04:15,922 -I am. -[ladies whooping] 92 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,049 Hi, Joey! 93 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,884 It's good to see you. 94 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,886 Oh, I'm so glad we're all together. 95 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,763 It is all for you, baby. 96 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:24,931 [Mel] Oh no. Oh. 97 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:26,933 Oop. [laughs] 98 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,602 [all whooping] 99 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,813 ["First Car Feeling" continues playing] 100 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:39,070 [song fading] 101 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:47,870 Some moms send cute onesies when their daughter's expecting. 102 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,872 Mine sends this thing. 103 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:53,876 And a balm for chapped nipples? 104 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,630 I'll take a practical gift over a cute one any day. 105 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,924 A onesie isn't gonna feed your daughter 106 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,218 when she's crying in the middle of the night. 107 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:07,890 At least she sent my favorite book from when I was a kid. 108 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,601 [Hope] Oh, sweet. 109 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:11,853 [both laugh] 110 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,604 Anyway, I should get going. 111 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:15,982 I need to pick up the movie posters for the drive-in. 112 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:16,941 Thanks. 113 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:20,236 Also, uh, Ricky texted me. We're gonna take a walk. 114 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,322 I want to make sure we're cool before he ships out. 115 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:24,115 How patriotic of you. 116 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:27,243 -[knock on door] -[door opens] 117 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:30,121 -[Lizzie] Hi, Muriel. Bye, Muriel. -Hi. 118 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:31,956 -[Hope] Hi. -[chuckles] Hi. 119 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,251 -[sighs] -Are you playing hooky? 120 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,211 No! Doc gave me the day off. 121 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:39,797 -My Doc? -Mm-hmm. 122 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:43,593 I think he's beginning to realize the value in a little personal time. 123 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,011 Only took him 30 years. 124 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:46,095 [laughing] 125 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,557 -What's up? -I have a favor to ask. 126 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,143 I'm getting a biopsy in Clear River today, 127 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:55,188 and I was wondering if you wouldn't mind taking me. 128 00:05:55,813 --> 00:05:56,814 A biopsy? 129 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:02,111 I found a lump in my breast the night that I was supposed to go out with Walt. 130 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,947 -And that's why I canceled the date. -[shakily] Oh, Muriel… 131 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,700 No, do not go there. Please don't "Oh, Muriel" me. 132 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,869 I don't wanna make a big deal out of this. 133 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:11,704 I just want a ride 134 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,373 and to keep this between us. 135 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,459 [somber music playing] 136 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:17,627 I'm your girl. 137 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:18,711 [chuckles] 138 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,765 Can I ask you something? 139 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:32,183 Anything. 140 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:34,852 Is your mom really sick? 141 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,814 [laughs] What? 142 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:41,234 -What are you talking about? -It's just, I… [clears throat] 143 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,611 I ran into Frank, you know, from the camps? 144 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,863 He said your mom was fine. 145 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:49,242 That she was out drinking, playing cards. 146 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:51,285 She was out drinking? 147 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:53,204 That's what Frank said. 148 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:54,622 Unbelievable! 149 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:57,542 The doctor tells her she needs to go on dialysis, she goes out drinking? 150 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,628 She never takes care of herself. 151 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:03,840 That's why I'm trying to help her. 152 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:10,012 Brady… where's this coming from? 153 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:12,181 I just… 154 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,560 I want us to be honest with each other. 155 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:18,938 -That's it. -You don't believe me. 156 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:25,153 Brady, if we're gonna work, you're gonna need to trust me. 157 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,489 You know you can tell me anything. 158 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:30,533 I'm not Brie. 159 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,704 -Yeah. -[bittersweet music playing] 160 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:36,873 Uh… 161 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,416 Forget I said anything. 162 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,126 I gotta go. 163 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:44,422 Uh, I still got some stuff to do before Jack's bachelor party, so… 164 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:58,811 I wanted to talk to you about our next patient. 165 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:02,940 Yeah. Greg O'Neill, 62 years old, Stage 3 Parkinson's disease. 166 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:03,858 Yeah. 167 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:08,738 His disease is progressing. 168 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:12,033 Oh, um, if you're worried about me being able to handle a patient 169 00:08:12,116 --> 00:08:15,077 with a neurodegenerative disease, you don't have to. 170 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,121 I've got this. 171 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:22,210 Thank you both for letting my grandson Denny sit in today. 172 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:24,962 He's doing an internship here at the clinic. 173 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,464 Denny, what's shakin'? 174 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:28,174 [Doc laughing] 175 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:30,676 If I had a nickel for every time he's made that joke… 176 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,595 It's wonderful to meet you both. 177 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:37,183 So, what brings you in today other than Greg working on his new material? 178 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:38,601 [both chuckling] 179 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:41,854 Well, Greg's symptoms have been flaring up more at night. 180 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,898 -Trouble sleeping? -Yeah. 181 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:47,151 He's been getting up and taking baths in the middle of the night 182 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:48,986 to try and relax his muscles. 183 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:53,115 But last night, he slipped on his way out of the tub and… 184 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:59,914 I found him this morning asleep on the bathroom floor. 185 00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:02,166 He was there for two hours before I woke up. 186 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:05,461 [grunts] I was fine. I didn't want to wake you. 187 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,381 -She needs her beauty rest. -[Doc chuckles] 188 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,800 You saying I'm not beautiful? 189 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,009 [Doc chuckles] 190 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:13,636 [Greg] She's exhausted. 191 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,640 She's been there for me 24/7. 192 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,269 [Doc] Any nausea? 193 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,604 Headaches? Blurred vision? 194 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:26,482 Ah. No, nothing I can't handle. 195 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:28,609 [groans softly] 196 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,321 [groans, chuckles] 197 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:38,452 The worst part since we got sick is watching him suffer like this. 198 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:41,622 There must be something more we can do for him. 199 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:47,712 Gladys, you're doing everything you possibly can and then some. 200 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,256 Let me ask you a question. 201 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:54,135 When was the last time you played bridge with the ladies? 202 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,179 [chuckling] Oh, gosh. 203 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,099 I can't even remember! 204 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:05,021 Well, you know, if you hired a full-time live-in aide-- 205 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,272 What? No! 206 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:08,983 [imploringly] No, he's okay. We're okay. 207 00:10:09,608 --> 00:10:11,736 We're not okay, honey. 208 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:14,739 It's time. 209 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,909 [gentle music playing] 210 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,758 [Josh grunts] I can't believe you're getting married, bro. 211 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:34,759 [Jack] Yeah. 212 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:37,261 -[Tom] Still time to abort the mission. -[laughs] Oh, come on. 213 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,013 Ignore Tom. He's just jealous. 214 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:42,266 Who would have thought a shotgun wedding in Vegas wouldn't last, huh? 215 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:45,186 -[all laughing] -Yeah, I made 20 bucks off that wedding. 216 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:49,357 What about you, Mike? Getting down on one knee for Brie any time soon? 217 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,316 Uh… 218 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:53,944 -Well, I don't know about that. -Third time's the charm. 219 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:57,156 Ah, don't pressure the guy. One wedding at a time, right? 220 00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:59,492 -[Zeke] Mmm. -Man, I might wear this to the wedding. 221 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,410 -I look good. -[Brady] That's debatable. 222 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,787 -[Jack] Poor choice. -[laughing] 223 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:05,498 What are we wearing? Suit, dress blues? What? 224 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:08,793 -Like you can fit into dress blues, bro. -[all exclaiming] 225 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:11,128 -[Tom] Shots fired. -Ooh! That is spicy. 226 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,505 [all laughing] 227 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,507 When is the last time we wore a dress uniform? 228 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:17,385 It's, uh, Lonergan's funeral. 229 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,096 [Tom exhales] 230 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:24,100 Fellas, let's coordinate our outfits later, all right? 231 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,768 We are here to kick some ass. 232 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:28,646 -Hells yeah. Who are we up against? -No idea. 233 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:31,273 Well, whoever steps onto that battlefield today 234 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,401 is in for the fight of their lives, all right? 235 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,486 We may have a little more gray in our beards. 236 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,905 -And carry a little extra armor, right? -Oh, hey! 237 00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:40,616 But I would ride into battle with you boys 238 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:42,618 until we're too old to get ourselves out of bed. 239 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,162 -[all exclaiming] Yeah! -[Preacher] Damn straight! Damn right! 240 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,122 Oorah. 241 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,665 [all] Oorah! 242 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:50,042 -[man] Hey! -[upbeat music playing] 243 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:51,836 Stop barking, boomers. 244 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,296 You bush campers are going down. 245 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,758 Yeah, you're going down, you… bush camper. 246 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,137 -What's a bush camper? -[Mike] No idea. 247 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:02,888 -[groans] -[Zeke] Oh! 248 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:03,931 Hey! 249 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:04,974 [Preacher] Game on! 250 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,350 -[Jack] You okay? -[pellets whiz] 251 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,439 -[indistinct chatter] -[ladies laughing] 252 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:18,362 So, this is the first bachelorette destination of three, 253 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:21,323 representing Mel's past, present, and future. 254 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,200 -[Mel] Oh! -And this is her past? 255 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,327 Yeah. Boozy brunches with the ladies. 256 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,121 -So LA. -[Mel] Aww. 257 00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:30,583 Well, I hope that doesn't mean that boozy brunches are only in my past. 258 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,918 -Oh no. No. -I will cheers to that. 259 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,670 -[Kaia] Hear, hear. -To the bride-to-be. 260 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,715 -[all] Cheers. -And to the maid and matron of honor. 261 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:38,883 -[Brie] Aww. -Yeah. 262 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,010 Oh! We're co-maids of honor? 263 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:45,639 Oh, well, not exactly. She's the maid and you're the matron. 264 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,558 I mean, it's a little outdated. 265 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:51,687 And, actually, it's anti-feminist now that I'm saying it out loud. 266 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,940 But, um, I'm sorry. I thought I told you that. 267 00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:56,650 No, you didn't. 268 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,987 But, hey, it makes sense, because she's about to be your sister too. 269 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,281 Well, yeah! I mean, you're my… 270 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,159 You know, you're my OG, and I wanted you both in the wedding. 271 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,871 My OG and my New G. Right? I hope that's okay. 272 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,290 -Yes. It's great. I love it. It's great. -Okay. 273 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:13,459 [Joey exclaims] 274 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,586 Who wants another drink? 275 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:17,296 -[Mel] Oh, always. Yes. -[Kaia] Definitely. 276 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,590 [rock music playing in background] 277 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,177 How do you feel? Any pain? 278 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:28,349 No. I feel the same as I did 30 seconds ago when you asked. Still fine. 279 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,768 -Oh, of course. Of course you are. -[laughs] Yeah. 280 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,186 You are such a trooper. 281 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:36,232 Oh, for the love of God. Hope, look at me. I am fine. 282 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,692 Truly! I mean, if I… 283 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,736 If it turns out I do have cancer, 284 00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:45,074 then I do not want every day to be a countdown to my funeral. 285 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:48,369 I want every day to be a celebration. 286 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,998 Then let's start celebrating. 287 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:54,542 Okay. 288 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,962 [upbeat music playing] 289 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,048 [Ricky] Listen. 290 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,175 I'm really sorry. 291 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:06,554 Last time I saw you, I didn't mean to be such a jerk about you being pregnant. 292 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:09,807 You weren't a jerk. I was just being defensive. 293 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:14,061 I think I'm just kind of freaking out. 294 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,523 Like, today, I got this care package from my mom 295 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:19,692 and it had all this practical baby stuff, 296 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:23,028 and it just made everything feel so… real. 297 00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:27,575 I get it. Now that I'm actually getting deployed, 298 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,827 things are starting to feel pretty real for me too. 299 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,954 It's a lot to handle. 300 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,332 Do you have anyone you can talk to about it? 301 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,712 There's this one friend at boot camp. 302 00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:43,382 We can talk about anything, which has been really nice. 303 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:47,386 It's nice to have someone who just understands what you're going through. 304 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,179 [Lizzie] Yeah. 305 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:53,892 [Ricky] What about Denny? He, uh… He must be freaking out a little too, no? 306 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:54,810 [Lizzie] No. 307 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,646 He seems super excited. 308 00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,982 He can't wait to be a dad, 309 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:04,612 which is why I don't want to burden him with my stupid fears, you know? 310 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:08,824 Your fears aren't stupid. If you tell Denny how you feel, I'm sure he'd listen. 311 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,409 Yeah, it's just… 312 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:17,207 How do you tell the father of your child that you're scared to be a mom? 313 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,044 To take all that on, you know? 314 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,297 I feel like he's… 315 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,592 depending on me to be what she needs. 316 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,139 [nervously] And she is too. 317 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,142 Hey. Hey. 318 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,853 [crying softly] 319 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:42,107 You remember that party in Dinsmore? 320 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:45,319 Afterwards, we walked down to Forest Hill Bridge? 321 00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:47,738 Yeah, that's where we had our first kiss. 322 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,031 [chuckles] 323 00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,242 You remember what you said to me that night? 324 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,245 That I see you? 325 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,249 Well… I see you, Lizzie. 326 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,877 Who you've become. 327 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,631 You've turned your whole life into… 328 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,675 a life. 329 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,386 And it is so beautiful. 330 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:15,432 When I met you, you did not know how to do that, but you figured it out. 331 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,476 Yeah. 332 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,688 Yeah, I guess I did. 333 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,525 Plus, I think the fact that you're scared to be a mom 334 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:26,193 means that you're already a good one. 335 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,321 -[laughs] -It means that you love your baby. 336 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,824 And you want to do right by her. 337 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,702 And that's all she needs. 338 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,329 Probably all Denny needs too. 339 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,083 [sighs] 340 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,046 [gentle music playing] 341 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:58,642 Ugh, I'm starting to wonder if we'll ever finish this lacework by hand 342 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,185 in time for the wedding. 343 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,731 It will all be worth it once we see Mel floating down the aisle. 344 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,733 Oh, she'll be a vision. 345 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:06,734 Mm-hmm. 346 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,485 [Hope] Good afternoon, ladies. 347 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,904 [Jo Ellen] So, what's all this about? 348 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,907 Muriel and I were inspired by Mel's bachelorette party. 349 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,909 Why should they have all the fun? 350 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,537 -Needles down, ladies. -[ladies chuckling] 351 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:22,416 For the rest of the day, we are going to celebrate too. 352 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,042 Celebrate what? 353 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,212 -Life. -And friendship. 354 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,674 -But mostly… -To having our own damn party. 355 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,218 [all] To having our own damn party! 356 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,595 [Jo Ellen] Okay. 357 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:35,763 [Hope yelps] 358 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,600 ["Ready or Not" by Fulton House & Alan Avry playing] 359 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,477 ♪ Ready or not We going straight to the top ♪ 360 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,687 -[paintballs pelting] -♪ Calling the shots ♪ 361 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,481 ♪ We running it It never stops ♪ 362 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,567 ♪ Ready or, ready or, ready or not ♪ 363 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,738 -[man] I'm hit. -[Jack] Go, go, go! Go, go, go! 364 00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:55,616 Ahh! Come on! 365 00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,578 -[man] Eat it! -[players laughing] 366 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:00,746 [sighs] 367 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:04,666 -Does this mean I can drink now? -[both] Yeah. 368 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,293 ♪ Hittin' the mark, takin' the charge ♪ 369 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,295 ♪ I'm seeing it through till it's done ♪ 370 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,130 ♪ This is the moment I know that you feel it ♪ 371 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,132 ♪ I'm feeling you turning it up ♪ 372 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,552 [whispers] Cover me. 373 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,722 ♪ Ready or not We going straight to the top ♪ 374 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,474 Come on! Are you kidding me? 375 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,643 ♪ We running it It never stops ♪ 376 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:25,145 Come on. 377 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,189 Okay, these kids are good. 378 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,859 If you lay down some suppressive fire, keep them undercover, 379 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,070 I'll swing around, attack the flank. 380 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,322 Or we could just be cool. 381 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:38,117 -♪ Ready or not ♪ -[Brady yelling] 382 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,745 -[Brady yelling] -How was that cool? 383 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,081 -[paintball thuds] -Ahh! 384 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:47,918 Come on, man! 385 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,963 ["Ready or Not" continues playing] 386 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,340 ♪ I got a need for speed ♪ 387 00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:55,759 ♪ The money run fast And I'm loving the chase ♪ 388 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:59,054 ♪ Yeah, I'm loving the chase I'm loving the chase! ♪ 389 00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:00,597 [man] Yo, Grandpa. 390 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,516 -[song stops playing] -[man laughs] 391 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:05,352 Enjoy your retirement. [laughs] 392 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,814 -[whizzing] -[man] Ow! Asshole. 393 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,650 -[Mel] Oop! Pff! Ha. -[axe clatters] 394 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,236 [both exclaiming] 395 00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:18,157 -[Brie] That was very impressive. -[Mel laughs] 396 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:22,828 -Okay, so what exactly does throw-- -[axe bangs loudly] 397 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,330 Throwing axes have to do with my present? 398 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:28,292 -Uh, you and Jack bought a farm. -And you rescued a horse. 399 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,878 Oh no, no. We're babysitting a horse. 400 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,213 -This is your cowgirl moment. -[axe clattering] 401 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,298 Yee-haw! 402 00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,966 -[Brie laughing] -Yee-haw. 403 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,802 [Joey] Okay, I'm just gonna try that again. 404 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:39,720 [Mel] Okay. 405 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:40,929 Is she okay? 406 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,848 -[axe clatters loudly] -Uh… 407 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:45,601 You know, I think she's just feeling a little out of place. 408 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,521 She's always been more urban than cowgirl. 409 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,107 Do you think it's the whole co-maid-of-honor thing? 410 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,277 -Yeah. I think so. -[axe banging loudly] 411 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,070 I swear I thought I told her. 412 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,197 Do you guys think that maybe 413 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,658 there's time to slot in something that she would've picked? 414 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,160 -Yeah. Totally. -Yeah. Of course. 415 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:06,914 Of course. We can adjust our plans. You never know what the future holds. 416 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:10,751 [laughs] Okay. I'm gonna go get her before she hurts herself or… 417 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,961 -[axe banging] -…any… anyone else. 418 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,254 Okay. 419 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,465 Are you good to call the firefighter? 420 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,050 I thought you chose cop. 421 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,053 Oh, right. Yeah, no, I just… Sorry, I got confused. 422 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,263 Between a firefighter and a cop. 423 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,016 Yeah, no, that's… that's a tough one. 424 00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:31,188 So, what do you say we do something a little more us? 425 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,565 But Brie and Kaia have the whole day planned. 426 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,610 Yeah, but they're cool with it. I promise you're gonna love it. 427 00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:39,613 Okay. I mean, whatever you want. You're the bride. 428 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,074 Great, okay, I'm gonna just… I'm gonna take this. 429 00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,992 We're gonna leave this here. Okay? 430 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:45,702 Okay. 431 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,580 [tranquil music playing] 432 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,671 Hey, you ready to head out? 433 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:59,299 I was thinking maybe I'd grill some of that trout I caught the other day. 434 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,761 You go ahead. I told Muriel I'd stick around and clean up a little bit. 435 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:07,057 -And restock the toilet paper. -Oh! The glamorous life of an intern. 436 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:11,061 -Yeah. -Hey, what are you doing here? 437 00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,772 Going above and beyond for Greg and Gladys, right? 438 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,108 Yeah, well, they've been through a lot. 439 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,485 And I figured I should… 440 00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:20,362 I should know about it too, 'cause… 441 00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:22,030 Well… 442 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,284 You know, you're not gonna have to worry about that for a very long time. 443 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,787 Yeah, but I can't stop thinking about Gladys. 444 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,540 The way she said, "Ever since we got sick." 445 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,336 I never want Lizzie to find me on the bathroom floor. 446 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:41,008 You know, every spouse worries about how they're gonna handle 447 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:44,136 the "in sickness and in health" part of the wedding vow. 448 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:48,140 I mean, look at Hope and me. We both had to face health issues recently. 449 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:49,975 Yeah, but you both did. 450 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:53,270 And we know Lizzie's the one who's gonna have to hold up those vows. 451 00:21:55,313 --> 00:21:57,399 That's why I don't think we should get married. 452 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:00,527 Oh, I… 453 00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:08,035 Now, does Lizzie feel the same way? 454 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,579 We haven't talked about it for a while. 455 00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:15,542 But, I mean, after today… with a baby on the way, I just… 456 00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:19,880 I think I need to start planning for some kind of long-term care for me. 457 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,257 So that when the time comes… 458 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:29,014 You have people around you who love you very, very much. 459 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,600 You will not be alone in this. 460 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:32,517 I know. 461 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:35,604 But when my symptoms start, 462 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:38,065 I'm not gonna be a burden on Lizzie or our baby. 463 00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:40,734 Well, loving you is never a burden. 464 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,321 [exhales] 465 00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:46,406 [upbeat music playing faintly] 466 00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:49,409 Phew! 467 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:50,619 -[Mel laughs] -[Joey] Okay. 468 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,038 -[karaoke playing loudly in background] -Oh my God. Joey. 469 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:55,957 Do you remember Halloween in Koreatown? 470 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,377 -I vaguely remember too much tequila. -[laughing] Yeah. 471 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,630 We will not be having a repeat of that, so I'm gonna switch to vodka. 472 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:04,091 A lot of soda, please? Thank you. 473 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:07,427 -[Mel] So Joey broke a karaoke machine. -[gasps] 474 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,930 Okay, I'm gonna need to hear that story. 475 00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:13,141 Oh, and we also coined nicknames for our drunk alter egos that night. 476 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,851 -[Joey] No, do not go there. -Messy Mel. 477 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:15,977 [women laughing] 478 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,855 -And Sloppy Joe. -No, I do not stand by that nickname. 479 00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:21,024 That is amazing. Go on. 480 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:24,653 [chuckling] Okay, so Joey decides… to sing 481 00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:26,446 "Graduation" by Vitamin C. 482 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,031 -Okay. -[Joey] As a tribute to Mel. 483 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,616 She just graduated from Chapman. 484 00:23:29,699 --> 00:23:31,660 -Go, Panthers. -Go, Panthers. Um… 485 00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:34,204 But it turns out Joey does not know the lyrics. 486 00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:36,957 Because it had a lot more rap than you would think. 487 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,335 So I was kind of just reading all the words and dying of embarrassment, 488 00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:43,463 and then I decided to go all in and just scream into the mic. 489 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:46,299 -And, bam, all the power went out. -[Mel] So we hightail it out. 490 00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,135 They were trying to charge me for damages! 491 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,052 Oh no! 492 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,972 Side of the road, trying to hail a cab, no one will pick us up. 493 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:54,307 I stick my thumb out in the middle of K-Town. 494 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,643 -Dressed like Baby Spice, mind you. -[laughs] Oh yeah! 495 00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:58,728 [Joey] And this heavy metal guy in a truck pulls up. 496 00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:02,691 Oh my God. Wait, hold on, hold on. I can't believe I forgot to tell you this. 497 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:06,903 That is how Everett met my mom. She was hitchhiking. Isn't that crazy? 498 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,613 -[Brie] Aww. That's cute. -Our mom. 499 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,824 [laughing] Yeah, I know! Isn't that crazy? 500 00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:12,909 You just… You said "my mom." 501 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:15,829 -Oh, wait, I did? -[karaoke music stops] 502 00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:18,248 [DJ on speaker] Okay, we're gonna take a quick break. 503 00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:20,750 -And then Mel and Joey, you're on deck. -Oh. Oh, but… I mean… 504 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,878 -Come on up and choose your song. -That's you. 505 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:26,173 -[Kaia and Brie] Go, go, go, go, go! -[both whooping] 506 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:27,424 [Brie] Whoo-hoo! 507 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,511 -Beer chaser? -Hell yes. 508 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:34,181 -[Brie groans] -[upbeat music playing in background] 509 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,393 [Kaia] Uh, two beers, please, sir. 510 00:24:38,476 --> 00:24:40,645 You think our guys are getting this wild? 511 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:44,149 I don't know if Mike and Preacher are quite the wild type. 512 00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:45,400 [both laughing] 513 00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:47,110 Brady maybe. 514 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,195 Stop! 515 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:51,448 That cop and firefighter confusion was just… 516 00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:53,408 -I don't know what. -A Freudian slip? 517 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:56,369 No judgement. Brady's hot. 518 00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,330 Yeah, well, Mike's hot too. 519 00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:02,125 Yeah, I meant, like, in a dangerous way, you know? 520 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:05,170 -Kinda like my ex was. -He was? 521 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:06,087 [Kaia] Mmm. 522 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,840 Oh, yeah, Jay was like fire. 523 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:12,511 Unpredictable, hypnotic, fun to play with. 524 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:13,512 [Brie] Mmm. 525 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,890 Until I got burned. Just like you did with Brady. 526 00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:24,773 -To our stable men. -Hear, hear. 527 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:26,816 -[laughs] -[phone chiming] 528 00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:31,988 -Slow down there, boozy Brie! -[both laughing] 529 00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:35,200 [gasping] 530 00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:36,743 -Oh no! -What? 531 00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:38,036 [chuckles softly] 532 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,081 Hunky Hank just texted. He's there. 533 00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:43,708 -What? -He didn't get my voicemail. 534 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,168 So we did not cancel. 535 00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:46,711 We did not cancel. 536 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:47,796 [Kaia chuckling] 537 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:51,466 Well, someone's about to get one hell of a surprise. 538 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:54,803 [Kaia giggling] 539 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:59,349 Okay, Muriel, you're up. Best you ever had. 540 00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:03,395 Well, now that's gonna be a hard one. And I know you're gonna think I'm cheap. 541 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:04,771 [Jo Ellen chuckling] 542 00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:07,899 Little Debbie Swiss Roll. 543 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,027 What are we talking about? 544 00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,988 -Dessert. -[Muriel laughing] 545 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:16,866 Like a bunch of tired old biddies. Let's play for real. 546 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:18,910 Best you ever had in bed. 547 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,829 [all exclaiming] 548 00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:23,498 I hardly think that that's-- 549 00:26:23,581 --> 00:26:27,377 Ladies' night appropriate? I would say it is. Wouldn't you, Muriel? 550 00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:29,588 I totally agree, but I think you need to go first. 551 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,339 Fine, I will. 552 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,507 [scoffs] Vernon. 553 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,801 -Aw! -And if you want specifics… 554 00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:38,221 -[Connie] We do not. -Last Thursday was the winner. 555 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:42,809 A spontaneous urge in the middle of the day. 556 00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:45,395 And you know those don't come around as often anymore. 557 00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:47,814 But it's sure nice when they do. 558 00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:49,649 [ladies giggling and exclaiming] 559 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:53,987 Okay, I'm thinking you might be next there, Jo Ellen. 560 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:57,157 Well… I've only ever been with Nick, 561 00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,910 so I'm not sure I can really play this game, but… 562 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:05,624 if you've ever wondered why the honeymoon suite 563 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:09,753 in the B&B is booked every Wednesday night… 564 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:11,880 [all exclaiming and laughing] 565 00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:15,300 I have never wondered that. 566 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:19,387 They don't call it "hump day" for nothing. 567 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,889 [all laughing loudly] 568 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:24,768 What I'm trying to say is that our sex life 569 00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:27,228 has gotten better recently too, and, you know… 570 00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:32,150 Well, I mean, it's not as acrobatic as it used to be, 571 00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:36,154 and we have to work around a few things, 572 00:27:36,237 --> 00:27:39,616 but that just makes it all the more intimate. 573 00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:42,702 Sweet, really, which I prefer. 574 00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:45,121 [clapping] All right. All right. All right. So… 575 00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:50,335 Cameron was mine. But he was not sweet, which I prefer. 576 00:27:50,418 --> 00:27:53,088 -Oh, now we're getting somewhere. -[ladies exclaiming] 577 00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:55,507 Connie, you're next. 578 00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:59,427 A woman's intimate life should be private. 579 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:00,762 [Lydie scoffing] 580 00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:03,390 Oh, you're just saying that 581 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:08,978 because you don't have an intimate life. 582 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:11,481 -[all laughing] -Oh! And you do? 583 00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:13,817 Well, I did with Herb. 584 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:19,030 Aw! And I may have dabbled since, but, um… 585 00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:20,115 But… 586 00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:26,496 Best I had was my first love. 587 00:28:27,455 --> 00:28:29,541 He was such a romantic. 588 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:31,918 A real romantic. 589 00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:38,258 Made me feel like I was the only girl in the world. 590 00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:39,342 [Muriel] Aww! 591 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:42,721 Walt made me feel that way on our date. 592 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:45,890 I mean, we didn't… We didn't have sex, at least not yet. 593 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:48,143 But, I mean, who knows, right? 594 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:51,020 -Maybe the best is yet to come. -[Lydie] Yeah. 595 00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:54,816 Okay, horndogs, time to go. 596 00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:55,900 [ladies protesting] 597 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:58,987 -What a party pooper! -Can't you see we're having a moment here? 598 00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:01,823 -Do you have to close up? Why? -Yes, I do. 599 00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:05,702 [loudly] All right! Ladies, we've got a problem here. 600 00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:07,787 You didn't need to call the cops. 601 00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:13,710 [ladies exclaiming] 602 00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:15,754 Which one of you is Mel? 603 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:18,923 -She is. She's Mel. -I am. That's me. 604 00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:21,009 [Muriel] What? Oh! 605 00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:23,762 Hope, you little devil. 606 00:29:24,512 --> 00:29:26,514 [sensual hip-hop song playing] 607 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:27,807 [Lydie] Oh my! 608 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,686 -Whoa. -[sensual hip-hop continues] 609 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:32,645 Hi. 610 00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:33,897 Oh! 611 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:36,774 -[Lydie] Oh my! -♪ Ain't nobody rockin' like this ♪ 612 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,860 [ladies exclaiming and cheering] 613 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:41,446 ♪ Gettin' funky with it Yeah, I'm showin' off my assets ♪ 614 00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:44,991 ♪ I'm making classics, making magic I got a habit, and I won't stop ♪ 615 00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:47,911 -How does he do that? -[Muriel] Can I touch it? 616 00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:51,206 ♪ Catch me on the dance floor Acting out, shakin' butt ♪ 617 00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:54,042 ♪ I'm about to lose control Watch me go ♪ 618 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,793 [ladies exclaiming and whooping] 619 00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:57,921 I've never seen anything like this. 620 00:29:58,004 --> 00:30:01,549 -[sensual hip-hop continues] -♪ I'mma show you how I make moves ♪ 621 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,968 -[gasping] -♪ Yeah, just like I'm supposed to ♪ 622 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,178 [music fades] 623 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:10,517 [Brady] Can you pass me the hot sauce? Hot sauce. 624 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,685 -Yeah, that one. Yeah, yeah. Good. -[Preacher] Mmm! 625 00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:17,398 Can't believe we got our asses handed to us by a bunch of teenagers. 626 00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:19,734 Yeah. Yeah, well, I blame it on those video games. 627 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,110 -Right? -[Jack] That's it. 628 00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:24,489 We would have had a shot if Brady hadn't gone rogue again. 629 00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:26,407 -[all laughing] -Classic Brady. 630 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,869 -What's that supposed to mean? -[laughing continues] 631 00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:32,914 -Nothing. -No, I'm serious. What? 632 00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:36,292 [sighs] Jeez, man, relax, okay? It was a joke. 633 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:39,921 All right, who's up for some more ribs? 634 00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:41,923 -[Jack] Yeah, count me in. -[Zeke] Mm-hmm. 635 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:44,717 I didn't go rogue in Mosul, okay? 636 00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:49,180 -You kind of did. -Guys, we're not doing this, not here. 637 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:52,267 I went in because I trusted you. 638 00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:57,272 It was your intel, and you screwed me just like you did with… 639 00:30:58,731 --> 00:30:59,899 -What? -I'm sorry. 640 00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:01,317 Just… forget it. 641 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:02,569 No, no, no, come on. 642 00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:05,905 Say it. Say it, tough guy. Say it. What? 643 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:10,577 I said… forget it. 644 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:15,081 I took a bullet for you, man. 645 00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:18,209 But you're always acting like everyone's out to get you. 646 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:22,672 But guess what? Only person who's ever screwed up your life is you. 647 00:31:22,755 --> 00:31:25,258 -[Zeke] No, no, no! No! -[Jack] Hey! Hey, hey, hey! 648 00:31:25,341 --> 00:31:27,260 -[Jack] No! -[Preacher] Hey! Hey, hey, hey! 649 00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:30,555 Mm-mmm. 650 00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:33,057 [Mel and Joey] ♪ Hit me with your best shot ♪ 651 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:34,434 [Mel] ♪ Come on ♪ 652 00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:37,937 -[both] ♪ Hit me with your best shot ♪ -[rock music playing on stereo] 653 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:40,982 ♪ Hit me with your best shot ♪ 654 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:43,651 ♪ Fire away ♪ 655 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:48,615 Hey, Blondie, you suck! Tell your friend to get off the stage. 656 00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:51,409 Hey, excuse me, sir. This is not my friend. 657 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:54,245 This is my sister. We have the same mom. 658 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:57,665 Yeah, I know how sisters work. Who cares? 659 00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:01,836 I care! She is my sister, and my best friend, 660 00:32:01,919 --> 00:32:04,672 and my matron of honor, and I love her. 661 00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:06,299 So you, sir, and your 662 00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:10,345 "Tommy Bahamas coconut shirt from the midlife crisis catalog" 663 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:11,429 can kiss my a-- 664 00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:14,307 Okay! And we're gonna let ourselves out. Thank you. Bye. 665 00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:15,892 [rock music fades] 666 00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:20,980 [music playing indistinctly in background] 667 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:32,033 This happens every single time we get together and nothing changes. 668 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:34,702 I mean, you guys are lucky we didn't get kicked out. 669 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:37,538 Come on, Jack-o, we're supposed to be having fun. 670 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:38,456 Yeah? 671 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,584 This feels like fun to you? 672 00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:42,752 What about you guys? 673 00:32:44,003 --> 00:32:45,004 Lots of fun? 674 00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:49,133 War screwed us up. 675 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:53,471 All of us. 676 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:58,935 And every time we get together, it's just the same old shit. 677 00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:01,020 And it's not gonna stop, guys. 678 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,899 It's not gonna stop until we stop it. 679 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,694 And if we don't, we may as well be right back in Mosul. 680 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:10,697 We may as well have never even made it home, okay? But we did. 681 00:33:11,197 --> 00:33:12,448 We made it home. 682 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:14,784 That means something. 683 00:33:16,869 --> 00:33:19,747 But if we're stuck back there, it doesn't mean shit. 684 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:22,500 And we're not those guys anymore anyway. 685 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:25,086 So come on, just starting tonight, can we… 686 00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:29,966 please just put the war behind us? 687 00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:32,051 [somber music playing] 688 00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:33,928 Well, Jack's right. 689 00:33:35,638 --> 00:33:37,306 I mean, that was all in the past. 690 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:40,101 We are still brothers. 691 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:43,229 And we have been since the day we were deployed. 692 00:33:43,312 --> 00:33:44,897 And we always will be. 693 00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:47,400 And, man, we are the lucky ones. 694 00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:52,280 All right, so what do you all think? 695 00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:56,075 Can we salvage this night and have a bit more fun? 696 00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:57,285 [Josh chuckles] 697 00:33:58,035 --> 00:33:58,870 -Yes. -Yes. 698 00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:00,079 -Yes. -[Mike] Yeah. 699 00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:04,208 All right, good. 'Cause there's one thing about deployment I do miss. 700 00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:10,298 [Joey] Okay, that was really sweet. But what was that back there? 701 00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:13,801 Wha… That guy was being a total ass! I was just defending you. 702 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,762 You were acting like a lunatic. 703 00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:18,806 Oh, okay, says the woman throwing the axe like a serial killer. 704 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,726 Well, I've never thrown an axe before, okay? 705 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:25,229 Joey, I know you're upset. 706 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:26,856 You're right. 707 00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,025 Okay? I am. 708 00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:31,319 Most of our lives, it's just been you and me. 709 00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:34,655 And now you have a new sister. And a new dad. 710 00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:38,159 And Mom is like this stranger I never even knew. 711 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:39,660 Our mom. 712 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,288 Who cheated on our dad. 713 00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:48,085 Right? And, yeah, it's all a lot harder than I thought it was gonna be. 714 00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:50,379 Oh my God, Joey, I'm so sorry. 715 00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:52,548 Ugh. 716 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:55,927 I didn't mean to. I would never, you know-- 717 00:34:56,010 --> 00:34:57,929 I know. I know. 718 00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,556 Look, I gave you those letters because 719 00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:04,102 I know how much you want a big, happy family. 720 00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:06,104 [sweet music playing] 721 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,772 And I want that for you. 722 00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:09,273 I just… 723 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:16,030 [cries softly] I didn't expect to lose you in the process, that's all. 724 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,156 Joey. 725 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,742 You are never gonna lose me. 726 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,703 You're everything to me! 727 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,875 And nothing is ever gonna change that. Not DNA, not Jack's family. 728 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,920 Especially not some drunk guy in a bar who thinks you're a bad singer. 729 00:35:31,003 --> 00:35:32,088 [both laughing] 730 00:35:32,588 --> 00:35:33,506 I am a bad singer. 731 00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:35,716 -I know, you really are. -Yeah. 732 00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:38,177 [sniffling] I just love karaoke. 733 00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:40,555 [laughs] 734 00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:43,099 I just love you. 735 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:46,102 [sweet music continues] 736 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:51,524 Listen, I'm so happy for you. 737 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:53,901 I really am. 738 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:55,945 It's just gonna take some getting used to. 739 00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:58,531 Okay. 740 00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:01,492 You know what I want? 741 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,245 What I really, really want? 742 00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:09,584 [all] ♪ If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my friends ♪ 743 00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:14,338 ♪ Make it last forever 'Cause friendship never ends ♪ 744 00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:18,676 ♪ If you want to be my lover You have got to give ♪ 745 00:36:18,759 --> 00:36:23,139 ♪ Takin' is too easy But that's the way it is ♪ 746 00:36:23,222 --> 00:36:24,223 [song ends] 747 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:25,725 [lights buzzing] 748 00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:28,436 [Jack] All right, boys. Same teams as always. 749 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:30,313 Here we go. 750 00:36:30,396 --> 00:36:31,397 [Brady] Hey. 751 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,317 Listen, um, about before-- 752 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,986 Ah, forget it. I was out of line. 753 00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:38,070 You were right. 754 00:36:39,238 --> 00:36:42,575 You trusted me in Mosul, and I broke that trust. 755 00:36:43,826 --> 00:36:46,037 I thought I earned that trust back-- 756 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,121 No, you did. 757 00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:49,373 You did. 758 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:50,541 Just, uh… 759 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:52,585 Brie. 760 00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:57,798 Yeah, Brie's always gonna be… a sore spot. 761 00:36:58,299 --> 00:36:59,133 I know. 762 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:05,389 But Jack's right. We're not the same men we used to be. 763 00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:07,225 We've both moved on. 764 00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:09,101 Right? 765 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,105 -Yeah. -[Zeke] Hey. 766 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:16,108 -You two done gossiping? -[man] Yeah, come on. 767 00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:18,653 -Let's get into this. -All right. Let's do this thing. 768 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:23,115 All right. We're just waiting on one more. Oh, there he is. 769 00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:26,744 Jack, what's going on? I thought this was your bachelor party. 770 00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:28,037 [Jack] Well, it is. 771 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,872 And I wanted to spend it 772 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:34,335 with my brothers, which includes you. 773 00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:36,712 Now that you're a Marine, Ricky, 774 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:39,465 you are part of this brotherhood for life. 775 00:37:39,548 --> 00:37:41,092 [all] Yeah! 776 00:37:41,175 --> 00:37:44,887 And it occurred to me that before you ship out, we gotta bring you up to speed, 777 00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:48,683 because although boot camp did prepare you to fight with honor, 778 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:52,561 courage, and commitment, it did not prepare you for the downtime. 779 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:54,397 -[Ricky] Oof! -[all cheering] 780 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,982 [man] Let's go! Let's do this! 781 00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,277 [man] Hut! Hike! 782 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,238 -[all clamoring] -["We Got It" by various artists playing] 783 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:05,366 ♪ I just want to lose control, hey ♪ 784 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:08,077 -[man] Hut! -[song continues] ♪ We got it ♪ 785 00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:10,997 ♪ Whatever it is You can feel it in your soul ♪ 786 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,081 ♪ We got it ♪ 787 00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:14,041 ♪ Gonna get it now ♪ 788 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,918 ♪ Anywhere we go ♪ 789 00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:18,087 ♪ That good time sunshine ♪ 790 00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:21,382 ♪ All right in your bones ♪ 791 00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:24,885 ♪ Whatever it is, yeah We got it ♪ 792 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:26,595 Hut! Hut! 793 00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:27,763 Aw! What are you… 794 00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:29,557 -[all clamoring] -[song continues] 795 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,225 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 796 00:38:31,308 --> 00:38:32,143 ♪ Yeah ♪ 797 00:38:32,643 --> 00:38:35,354 ♪ If I could put a bass in a bottle I would bottle it up ♪ 798 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:37,189 ♪ And I would twist that top Turn it up ♪ 799 00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:39,692 ♪ Ain't nobody leaving Till they had enough ♪ 800 00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:41,902 ♪ No, we won't stop, baby No, we won't stop now ♪ 801 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:43,279 Hut! Hut! Hut! 802 00:38:43,362 --> 00:38:45,906 ♪ We got it All together now ♪ 803 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,950 ♪ Anywhere we go ♪ 804 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,494 ♪ That good time sunshine ♪ 805 00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:53,664 ♪ All right in your bones ♪ 806 00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:57,293 ♪ Whatever it is, yeah We got it ♪ 807 00:38:57,376 --> 00:38:59,295 -[song fades] -[chuckling] 808 00:38:59,378 --> 00:39:01,088 Good to see you having fun out there. 809 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,715 Yeah. Yeah, it felt good. 810 00:39:03,215 --> 00:39:04,258 [Jack chuckling] 811 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:06,302 Listen. 812 00:39:07,219 --> 00:39:09,597 Thank you for tonight. 813 00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:11,724 Of course, brother. 814 00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:14,477 Hmm? What's a best man for? 815 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,647 -See you tomorrow. -Yeah. 816 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:20,524 [sighs] Yeah. 817 00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:22,193 Listen, thanks for inviting me. 818 00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:26,030 If my unit's anything like yours, I think I'll be all right. 819 00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,491 Nah, you're gonna do great, kid. 820 00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:31,077 Look, we're all rooting for you. 821 00:39:32,578 --> 00:39:34,580 And we will be till you come home. 822 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:38,876 Hey, hey, hey. 823 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,922 [gentle music playing] 824 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:54,934 [laughing] Thank you. 825 00:39:55,810 --> 00:40:00,189 Okay, what's next? I'm thinking "Walking on Sunshine." 826 00:40:00,272 --> 00:40:01,899 -[Kaia] Ooh! -[both] Yes. 827 00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:04,026 -Oh, wait, where's Brie? -[Joey] Oh. 828 00:40:04,610 --> 00:40:06,612 [music playing in background] 829 00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:09,657 Hey, you. 830 00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:15,037 Um, I know you're still out with Jack and the guys, but I… 831 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,540 just… 832 00:40:17,623 --> 00:40:20,000 I guess wanted to hear your voice. 833 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:23,838 'Cause I can't stop thinking about you. 834 00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:28,384 So there's that. [laughs] 835 00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:30,469 Uh, I'm drunk. 836 00:40:30,553 --> 00:40:33,973 So this message will self-destruct in 30 seconds. 837 00:40:36,725 --> 00:40:37,560 [softly] Bye. 838 00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:45,943 [sniffs] 839 00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:50,197 Hey. 840 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:51,866 [quietly] Uh, hey. 841 00:40:52,658 --> 00:40:55,703 Sorry, I know it's super late, but, um… 842 00:40:57,204 --> 00:40:58,330 this couldn't wait. 843 00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:02,334 So I'm not good with trust, okay? 844 00:41:03,252 --> 00:41:05,880 But I want you to trust me. 845 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,466 So I need to trust you. 846 00:41:09,091 --> 00:41:09,925 I do. 847 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,303 I do trust you. 848 00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:14,305 Good. 849 00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:15,890 Me and you, we… 850 00:41:16,765 --> 00:41:21,395 We didn't come from good homes or happy families, but that is why… 851 00:41:22,104 --> 00:41:25,024 That is why we get each other like nobody else can. 852 00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:31,030 That is why I want to build a real home for you and Hazel. 853 00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:34,366 I want to make you happy 854 00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:37,578 because I am falling in love with you. 855 00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:41,248 I'm just gonna leave that there. 856 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,043 I don't want to wake Hazel. 857 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,587 [kisses] I'll see you tomorrow. 858 00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:48,547 Brady, wait. 859 00:41:52,843 --> 00:41:54,011 [exhales] 860 00:42:05,397 --> 00:42:07,066 I'm falling in love with you too. 861 00:42:07,566 --> 00:42:08,692 [Lark laughs] 862 00:42:25,834 --> 00:42:27,378 -[Lark exclaims] -Yeah, go. 863 00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:28,921 -[Lark] Bye. -Good night. 864 00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:30,673 [laughs] 865 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:38,847 [phone vibrating] 866 00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:45,437 [Brie on voicemail] Hey, you. 867 00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:50,818 Um, I know you're still out with Jack and the guys, but I… 868 00:42:51,819 --> 00:42:53,153 just… 869 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:55,364 I guess wanted to hear your voice, 870 00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:57,700 'cause I can't stop thinking about you… 871 00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:00,327 [door opening] 872 00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:04,123 Ah! There she is, my bride-to-be. 873 00:43:04,206 --> 00:43:07,251 Oh my God, I'm so happy to be home. 874 00:43:08,127 --> 00:43:09,712 [Jack] I take it you had a good night. 875 00:43:09,795 --> 00:43:14,883 Oh, you know, it was a little bit rough at first, but then it was amazing. 876 00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:18,304 -Oh yeah? -I got into a bar fight. 877 00:43:18,387 --> 00:43:20,389 -What? -Almost! Kind of not. 878 00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:23,225 -No? -No, shush, shush! Shush, we do not… 879 00:43:24,351 --> 00:43:28,480 What happens at the bachelorette stays at the bachelorette. 880 00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:29,773 -[whispers] Okay. -Okay. 881 00:43:30,482 --> 00:43:31,734 How was your night? 882 00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:33,068 Ah… 883 00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:34,361 It was kind of the same. 884 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:37,990 Rough at first, but, yeah, it turned out great, and… 885 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,534 I made a decision about the wedding. 886 00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:41,952 Oh yeah? 887 00:43:42,828 --> 00:43:44,288 Yeah. No dress blues. 888 00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:46,624 I want to focus on our future. 889 00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:47,541 Oh. 890 00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:48,876 Okay. 891 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:55,049 Well, you look sexy no matter what you wear or don't wear. 892 00:43:55,841 --> 00:43:57,551 -Oh, really? -Mm-hmm. Really. 893 00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:01,764 You know, apparently I was supposed to have a stripper tonight. 894 00:44:01,847 --> 00:44:02,973 [Jack] Mm-hmm? 895 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:08,103 But I guess your bride-to-be can't have everything. 896 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:11,315 [Jack] Hmm. 897 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,489 [laughing] What are you… 898 00:44:18,572 --> 00:44:21,700 -What are you doing? -["Pony" by Leon Bridges playing on phone] 899 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:23,577 Oh! 900 00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:27,039 What does it look like I'm doing? 901 00:44:27,122 --> 00:44:28,290 [Mel gasps] 902 00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,793 I get a stripper! 903 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:35,297 Oh, I really wanted a stripper. [laughing] 904 00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:36,465 [giggles] 905 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:40,594 Howdy, ma'am. 906 00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:44,973 -["Pony" continues on phone] -♪ I am just a bachelor ♪ 907 00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:48,102 ♪ Lookin' for a partner ♪ 908 00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:52,314 ♪ Someone who knows how to ride ♪ 909 00:44:52,398 --> 00:44:55,275 ♪ Without even falling off ♪ 910 00:44:55,901 --> 00:44:58,821 -[whistling] -♪ Gotta be compatible ♪ 911 00:44:59,571 --> 00:45:01,740 ♪ Sets me to my limits ♪ 912 00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:05,452 ♪ Girl, when I break you off ♪ 913 00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:09,164 ♪ I promise that you won't Want to get off ♪ 914 00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:12,126 ♪ If you're horny, let's do it ♪ 915 00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:15,254 ♪ Ride it, my pony ♪ 916 00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:18,799 ♪ My saddle's waiting ♪ 917 00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:22,177 ♪ Come and jump on it ♪ 918 00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:25,639 ♪ If you're horny, let's do it ♪ 919 00:45:26,348 --> 00:45:28,851 ♪ Ride it, my pony ♪ 920 00:45:28,934 --> 00:45:32,187 ♪ My saddle's waiting ♪ 921 00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:35,774 ♪ Come and jump on it ♪ 922 00:45:36,942 --> 00:45:39,194 ♪ You know I like that, little baby ♪ 923 00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:42,406 [song continues] 924 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:45,451 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 925 00:45:46,535 --> 00:45:48,412 -Mm-mm-mmm! -What? 926 00:45:48,495 --> 00:45:49,913 Touching is extra. 927 00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:52,374 -Aw! -♪ Sitting here flossing ♪ 928 00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:55,961 Well, then again, what do they say on the ranch? 929 00:45:56,044 --> 00:45:58,213 I don't know. What do they say on the ranch? 930 00:45:58,297 --> 00:45:59,506 "Save a horse, 931 00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:01,925 ride a cowboy." 932 00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:05,679 -[squeals, laughs] -♪ You and your body ♪ 933 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:09,308 Oh my God. This is my cowgirl moment. 934 00:46:09,391 --> 00:46:12,519 -[laughs] -♪ Sending chills up and down your spine ♪ 935 00:46:13,645 --> 00:46:16,190 ♪ Juices flowing down your thigh ♪ 936 00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:19,234 ♪ If you're horny, let's do it ♪ 937 00:46:20,068 --> 00:46:22,696 ♪ Ride it, my pony ♪ 938 00:46:22,779 --> 00:46:26,074 ♪ My saddle's waiting ♪ 939 00:46:26,783 --> 00:46:29,703 ♪ Come on and jump on it ♪ 940 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:32,706 ♪ If you're horny, let's do it ♪ 941 00:46:33,790 --> 00:46:36,251 ♪ Ride it, my pony ♪ 942 00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:39,713 ♪ And my saddle's waiting ♪ 943 00:46:40,589 --> 00:46:42,925 ♪ Come and jump on it ♪ 944 00:46:43,008 --> 00:46:45,344 [song continues playing] 945 00:47:18,460 --> 00:47:20,754 [song fades out] laying]