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ADULT SHELDON: In any ecosystem,

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you'll find a delicate balance
between predator and prey.

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Some well-known predators

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include Panthera leo,

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Ursus arctos,

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and star of the
1987 film Predator,

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Predator.

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Now, examples of prey

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include Oryctolagus cuniculus,

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Gallus gallus domesticus,

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and weighing in at 58 pounds
soaking wet,

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Diminutive homo novus--

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curiously, a close relative

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of Gallus gallus domesticus.

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♪ Two, three, four ♪

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("Fix Me" by Black Flag plays)

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(kids shouting)

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♪ Fix me, fix my head ♪

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♪ Fix me please,
I don't want to be dead... ♪

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LUIS:
Cooper.

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Your stop.

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Would you mind dropping me off
closer to my house?

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You know I'm not allowed
to do that.

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What if I did your taxes?

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Sorry, kiddo.

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I could've gotten you
a nice refund.

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ADULT SHELDON:
The perilous journey

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from the bus stop
to my front door

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was 97.5 meters.

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FYI, insisting on using
the metric system

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in East Texas is another reason
I was hunted by predators.

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♪ ♪

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(panting)
Homo novus needs a Yoo-hoo.

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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪

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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪

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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪

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Jiu-jitsu?

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I've decided
to learn self-defense.

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Why?
I'm quite small,

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and will be for several years,

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maybe even more
if I'm a late bloomer.

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Your dad's big,
maybe you'll take after him.

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We both like my mom.

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I think that's where
the similarities end.

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You know, one of
the books mentioned

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a Vietnamese martial art.

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Vovinam. I'm a blue belt.

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Wow.
Don't be impressed.

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It's what you get when
your mom buys the uniform.

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Do you remember any of it?

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I don't even know
where the belt is.

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The book says jiu-jitsu

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is based on using
your attacker's

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momentum against them.

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It's just physics. Come at me.

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Like, run at you?

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Well, I'm new to this,
so maybe just walk quickly.

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And what happens
when I get to you?

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I'll use your inertia
to take you down.

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Okay.

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♪ Hit it ♪

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♪ It takes two
to make a thing go right ♪

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(grunting)

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And when does inertia
take me down?

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(straining): Any second.

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♪ I got an idea
that I wanna share ♪

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♪ You don't like it,
so what? I don't care... ♪

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I don't understand.

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I'm using physics.

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(grunting)

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♪ All of my followers 'cause
all I want is respect... ♪

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This leg lock is called
an Outside Ashi Garami.

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What happens next?

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That depends,
is this your foot or mine?

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♪ It takes two
to make it outta sight. ♪

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♪ ♪

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LUIS:
Cooper. Your stop.

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(panting)

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Ahh.

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I bowled a new high
score last night.

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Nice.

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I got two turkeys.
What's a turkey?

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It's three strikes
in a row.

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Why do they call it a turkey?

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Well, when they first
invented bowling,

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they used to just throw
frozen turkeys at the pins.

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Eventually,
they switched to balls

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to cut down on the smell.

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Why you lying to her?

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I find it keeps
my mind sharp. (chuckles)

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Sheldon, breakfast!

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SHELDON:
Be right there!

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MARY:
Sheldon!

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Coming!

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(rustling)

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Hello.

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MARY: Shelly,
you all right?

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Yes.

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I must be a little sore

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from doing jiu-jitsu
with Tam yesterday.

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Why were you doing jiu-jitsu?

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We're boys.
Roughhousing is what we do.

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(popping)

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What was that?
What was what?

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That sound.

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What sound?
(popping)

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What's all this?

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An extra layer
of protection.

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Protection from what?

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Sweetie, is someone
bothering you?

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Yes.
Who is it?

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I'd rather not talk about it.

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No, I want a name
right now.

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Mary.

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Have you been hurting him?

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Only with my words.

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Tell me who
it is, Shelly.

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Mary, slow down.

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Don't tell me
to slow down.

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Someone is bullying him.
Okay.

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Okay.

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Sheldon, you can't go to school
wearing all that.

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Go to your room and take it off.

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Yes, sir.

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(rustling, popping)

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You go with him.

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But my cereal's gonna get soggy.

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Go.
(sighs)

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I'd like one nice morning.

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Why aren't you
more upset about this?

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I am. I just think we should
proceed with caution.

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Someone is hurting our son.
I understand.

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But handling bullies
is tricky. It...

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It's easy to
make things worse.

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And what makes you the expert?

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Honey, I was a bully.

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MEEMAW:
He's right.

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You get involved in this
in the wrong way,

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and they'll take it out
on Sheldon.

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Well, I'm sorry,
but I can't just stand by.

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Georgie, I need to talk
to you, and wake up,

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you're gonna be late.

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Got it covered.
I slept in my clothes.

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Oh, Lord. Look, somebody has
been picking on your brother.

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You know anything
about it?

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No.

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You better not be
covering for anybody.

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I'm not. Most kids
at school ignore him,

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and the girls
all think he's cute.

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It's kind of annoying.

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Well, I need you
to look after him.

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Why?

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Because I'm your mother,
and I'm asking you nicely.

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What if I don't want to?

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I don't care, you're doing it.

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How was that nice?

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So there I was flying
above the city,

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but when I woke up,
I couldn't fly.

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That's like the dream you had
where you were dating Madonna,

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but when you woke up,
you weren't.

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Exactly.

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You ever have the ones where
your teeth are falling out?

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Better my teeth
than my hair, but...

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Sheldon?
Over here.

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What are you doing?
Hiding.

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From who?

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Is Billy the one
giving you trouble?

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No.

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His dad?

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No.

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No...

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She's a demon.

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The little Sparks girl?

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You're kidding.
She seems so sweet.

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He says she slaps him around,
takes his lunch money.

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She even put a tadpole
down his shirt.

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Poor kid,
he tucks in those shirts.

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She looks harmless.
She's cute.

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So she probably gets
away with stuff.

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I'm like that.

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I wonder if stray cats
poop in that sandbox.

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MARY:
George.

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You need to talk
to her parents.

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Me? Why me?

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Because you're more
intimidating than me.

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That's rich.

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Hey, Billy.

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Hello, Missy's dad.

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Is your father home?
Yes.

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Could you get him for me?

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Happy to.

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Dad, it's Missy's dad!

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He's also Sheldon's dad!

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HERSCHEL:
Well, howdy, neighbor.

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Hey, Herschel.

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What brings you by?
Chickens too loud?

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Nah, they been fine.
Good, good.

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Fried up the noisy one
last week.

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That shut him up.
Anyway, how can I help?

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Uh, well...

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It's come to my
attention that, uh...

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Sheldon's run into a bit
of trouble with your daughter.

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What kind of trouble?

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He says she been beating on him.

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My Bobbi?
Yeah.

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This one? The six-year-old?

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Bobbi, get over here!

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You realize I've taken dumps
bigger than this kid.

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Hi, Daddy.
Hey, babydoll, uh,

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Mr. Cooper says that you've
been picking on Sheldon.

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Now, is that true?
No, Daddy.

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Are you sure?

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Okay, go wash up
for dinner.

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I don't know what
to tell you, George.

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I mean, is it,
is it possible

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your son has a
little crush on her?

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Oh, I don't think
he's wired that way.

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Oh, are you saying
that he's a...

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No, no, I'm saying he's
a bookworm. (chuckles)

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Unless she's math or a
dictionary, he ain't interested.

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Mm.
Yeah.

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Thanks for hearin' me out.

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Your wife sent you over here,
didn't she?

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I don't want
to talk about it.
(chuckles)

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I bet she did!

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Not talkin' about it!

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Tell her I said hi!

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(chuckles)

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How'd it go?

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Uh, good. Yeah.

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I handled it.

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Oh, thank the Lord.

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Yeah. Me and the Lord.

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Team effort.

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(whirring)

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Hello, Bobbi.

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You told on me.

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Well, actually,
my brother

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figured it out, so, technically,
I would argue that I didn't.

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Doesn't matter.

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Uh, I should let you know,

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I've read a book
on jiu-jitsu.

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And I'm prepared
to throw it at you.

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(screaming)

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Shelly, it's just Bactine.

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Aah!

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I didn't even put it

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on you yet.

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(shushing softly)

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You want to tell me
what happened?

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Bobbi Sparks
came into the garage...

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And she attacked you?

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Not exactly.
I tried to use jiu-jitsu on her,

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but I tripped and fell.

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Aw, baby. I'm so sorry
you're havin' to deal with this.

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It's okay.

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German philosopher
Friedrich Nietzsche said,

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"That which does not kill us
makes us stronger."

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And do you feel stronger?

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No.

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How are the knees?

264
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,975
Better, thank you.

265
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,686
Good.

266
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:10,271
And regarding this jiu-jitsu
stuff, you should know

267
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:13,066
that a man's not supposed
to raise his hand to a woman.

268
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,902
Oh, I won't. I don't want
to hurt myself again.

269
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:22,450
Did you ever have a bully
when you were growing up?

270
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:25,078
Have you met your grandma?

271
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,040
I thought you said
you handled it next door.

272
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,085
I did say that.

273
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,379
Where you goin'?

274
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,506
To handle it.

275
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,299
(quietly): Should've been you
in the first place.

276
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,634
What?

277
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:40,885
Good luck!

278
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,179
(door shuts)

279
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:46,433
Way to go, Scooby!
That's my newshound!

280
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:50,103
Missy, I could
really use your help.

281
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,271
With what?

282
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,814
I'm being bullied
by Bobbi Sparks.

283
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,483
Hilarious. Go on.

284
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,693
Madame Doo!

285
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,403
That's me!

286
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,780
Mom says a man should never
raise his hand to a woman.

287
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:04,242
But I believe I've
found a loophole.

288
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,578
You're a woman, so
you're allowed to hit her

289
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,870
as much as you want.

290
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,497
Why would I do that?

291
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:10,789
Because I'm willing to pay you.

292
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:11,999
How much?

293
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,834
My life savings,
four dollars.

294
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,545
That's a good start.

295
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,089
Now, let's talk TV privileges.

296
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,591
What do you want?

297
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:22,051
Complete control
every afternoon for two months.

298
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:24,345
That's when
Professor Proton is on.

299
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,973
I know. Sucks for you.

300
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,225
(sighs)

301
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,732
I'm on fire!

302
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,567
(laughs)

303
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:38,901
Hello, Brenda.

304
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,445
Oh, hey, Mary.

305
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,613
How many lanes you need?

306
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,948
Actually, I'm here
to talk to you.

307
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,493
Seems that our kids
are havin' a little problem.

308
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,578
Yeah. Herschel told me.

309
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,455
Oh, good, good.

310
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,666
So, I was wondering what
you're plannin' to do about it,

311
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:55,293
'cause the situation doesn't
seem to be gettin' any better.

312
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,003
Well, if you haven't noticed,

313
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,005
I'm at work right now.

314
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,923
I see that.

315
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,425
But you understand

316
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,552
that your daughter's being
abusive to my son.

317
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,930
Well, maybe your son needs
to grow a pair.

318
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,890
And in due time, he will.

319
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,518
But right now, I expect you

320
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,645
to teach your children
how to behave.

321
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,732
Connie Tucker
to the front desk, please.

322
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,567
Connie Tucker.

323
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,068
Why are
you calling her?

324
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,112
You say my daughter's
harassing your son.

325
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,948
Well, her daughter's
harassing me.

326
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,826
Hey, Mary.

327
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,952
What are you doin' here?
Well,

328
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,872
I was hopin' to have a rational
conversation about Shelly,

329
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,833
but there's only one person
being rational.

330
00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:36,543
(grunts)
Uh, and it ain't you.

331
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,753
Could you excuse us
for just a minute?

332
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,091
Do you understand
that you are in the place

333
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,302
where I socialize three
to four days a week?

334
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,513
So you care more about bowling
than your grandson?

335
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,972
Of course not.
I'm just saying

336
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,725
maybe there's a better way
to go about it.

337
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,185
Now, I'm warnin' you,
Brenda is one mean--

338
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,854
I know you don't like
bad language,

339
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,606
but we are in a bowling alley--
one mean bitch.

340
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,983
Well, I can be mean, too.

341
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,737
Okay, you listen to me.
You get your kid

342
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:04,945
in line or I...

343
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,989
What are you doing?

344
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,199
Get out of here.

345
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,743
This is my place of business.

346
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,287
And now I see
where your daughter gets it.

347
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,581
BRENDA:
You know what?

348
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,290
I have been nothin' but nice

349
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,251
to you and your family
since the day y'all moved in,

350
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,627
and I'm over it.

351
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,254
Watching you walk
around all holier

352
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,839
than thou, like you're better

353
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,883
than everyone else.
Well, guess what,

354
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,509
you're not.

355
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:31,222
I'm gonna pray for you.

356
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:37,103
She says that to me
all the time.

357
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,898
I'm not even sure she does it.

358
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:48,948
How'd it go?

359
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,909
I don't want
to talk about it.

360
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:52,993
(sniffs)
Is that pine?

361
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,704
We're not talkin' about it.

362
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,831
(doorbell rings)
And you get that!

363
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,714
Herschel.
Hey, George.

364
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,090
It has come to my attention

365
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,885
that your wife went to speak
with my wife

366
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,511
at her place of work,

367
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,388
and, uh...
She send you over here?

368
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:15,600
Uh, the-the important thing is
that I'm here to tell you

369
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,394
that, uh, Mary's behavior
was inappropriate.

370
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,104
You know, it's interesting.

371
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,148
When I came to your house,
you were laughin',

372
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,357
and...

373
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,734
now you're all serious.

374
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,193
Why is that?

375
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,154
What do you say
we go talk about this

376
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,948
somewhere
a little more comfortable?

377
00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,699
MARY (sharply):
Who's at the door?

378
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,206
(chickens clucking)

379
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,461
Make yourself at home.

380
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,671
Oh, boy.

381
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:45,922
You hang out in here?

382
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,214
Sure.

383
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,341
Once you get used to the smell,

384
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,510
it's not so bad.
(chuckles)

385
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:51,761
I coach a high
school football team.

386
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,095
This smells like petunias.

387
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,514
(laughs)
I like to...

388
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,266
take a break
from the family and...

389
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,769
come out here
and watch the games.

390
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,354
Ooh!
(chuckles)

391
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,522
(music playing)

392
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,524
Your wife don't mind?

393
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:05,733
She don't know.

394
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,276
She's scared
to death of chickens.

395
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,069
Is that right?
Once I found out,

396
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,614
buildin' this coop
was a no-brainer.

397
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,574
(laughing)

398
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,076
♪ I sure did love... ♪

399
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,833
You were gone so long.

400
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,209
How did it go?

401
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,085
Well...

402
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,796
(English accent):
One lump or two?

403
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,215
Two, please.

404
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,884
Billy?

405
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,511
Why would I want
lumpy tea?

406
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,888
Isn't he pretty?

407
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,138
Very pretty.

408
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,391
I feel pretty.

409
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:42,812
♪ Girl, you know it's true ♪

410
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,814
♪ My love... ♪

411
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,691
I handled it.

412
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,693
Thank you so much.

413
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,570
We're family. It's what we do.

414
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:55,241
(Herschel
and George Sr. chuckling)

415
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,952
Listen, I'm sorry my wife
went down to the bowling alley.

416
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,997
Please, I'm sorry Brenda
made me come to your door.

417
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:02,415
I'm not.

418
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,500
This is the most fun
I've had all week.

419
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,837
I-I feel bad about
the whole thing with the kids.

420
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,672
Hey, it happens.

421
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,258
I know, but Bobbi shouldn't be
beatin' on Sheldon like that.

422
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,885
It's not okay.
What's not okay

423
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,387
is Sheldon gettin' beat
up by a little girl.

424
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,847
Well...

425
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,181
Yeah.

426
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,975
(both chuckling)

427
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,685
Look, I'll talk to Bobbi.

428
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,896
I don't know if it'll help,
but I'll try.

429
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,398
Hey, you're a good man.
Mm.

430
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,859
Yeah, I-I should
be headin' back.

431
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,402
Mm.

432
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,863
All right, well, look,
come on by anytime.

433
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,448
Yeah.

434
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,992
You know, we should probably get
our stories straight

435
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,160
before we talk
to our respective...

436
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,080
mates.
Sure.

437
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,706
What do you want to say?

438
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,374
How 'bout this?

439
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,376
We had words,

440
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,128
it almost got ugly,

441
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,504
but we came to an understanding.

442
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,714
I like that.
Yeah.

443
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,091
You want to take
a swing at me?

444
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,467
Make it look real?

445
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,511
I have a freakishly high
tolerance for pain.

446
00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,014
No, no.
But you're sweet for offering.

447
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,725
You have a good night.
You, too, pal.
(chuckles)

448
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:03,977
BRENDA:
Herschel!

449
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,519
Where the hell
are you?!

450
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,021
Shh.

451
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,523
(quietly):
I built a hidey-hole under here,

452
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,860
but there's only room
for one of us.

453
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:15,154
Where is that fat dumbass?

454
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:18,950
Believe it or not, that means
I'm gettin' lucky tonight.

455
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,577
Y'all have an
odd relationship.

456
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,246
Love is a mysterious thing.

457
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,874
BRENDA:
Herschel!

458
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,880
ADULT SHELDON: Existing in a
world of predators isn't easy,

459
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:36,509
but we prey have developed
several natural defenses

460
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,718
to help us survive.

461
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,470
There's playing dead,

462
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,514
warning calls, camouflage...
(bicycle bell rings)

463
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,432
♪ ♪

464
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,352
...and, last
but certainly not least,

465
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,062
good old-fashioned
running away.

466
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,148
(screaming)

467
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,822
A little screaming
never hurts either.
bell rings)