1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:05,464 "That everyone who believes may have eternal life in him. 2 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:11,219 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son." 3 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:13,012 (whispers): Here we go. 4 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:15,516 (sighs) Yes, Sheldon? 5 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:17,893 When you said God gave his son to the world, 6 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,854 did you mean Earth or the universe? 7 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:22,105 Earth. 8 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,732 But if God created the universe, 9 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,526 wouldn't he want to save all of it? 10 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,653 Yes, uh, he would. 11 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:28,904 Then why did you say Earth? 12 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:32,533 "Earth" is a synonym for the universe. 13 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:35,285 (quietly): He's grabbing at straws now. 14 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:37,412 So if God's plan is to save all of the universe, 15 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:40,123 that means a race of octopus aliens light-years away 16 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:43,210 could only be saved by Jesus? Sure. 17 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:45,963 Even though they never would've heard of him? Yes. 18 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:48,298 Even though his appearance might be terrifying to them? 19 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,258 W-Why would his appearance be terrifying? 20 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,844 He has four limbs and they have eight. 21 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:53,888 Okay, that's enough. JEFF: No, no. 22 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:56,015 I prayed people would be more interested in my sermons. 23 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,266 I suppose I should've been more specific. 24 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,519 Sheldon, if these creatures 25 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:04,314 were born without sin, they don't need to be saved by Jesus. 26 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:07,943 What if an octopus Adam and Eve brought sin to their world? 27 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:11,613 Would they be saved by a human Jesus or an octopus Jesus? 28 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:13,490 (sighs) 29 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,701 (laughs) 30 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,704 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 31 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:21,498 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 32 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:24,125 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 33 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,378 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 34 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:30,883 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 35 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:36,095 And then I said octopus aliens didn't need to become Christian 36 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:38,390 because they're not affected by original sin. 37 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,936 You should've been there; Pastor Jeff almost started crying. 38 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,562 Oh, now I'm sorry I missed it. 39 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,689 That's your fault for having a hangover. 40 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,608 Or it's God's fault for putting Sunday morning 41 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,276 after Saturday night. 42 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,862 (phone ringing) 43 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:53,989 Meemaw, could you take me to Radio Shack? MARY: Hello? 44 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:55,365 Sure, maybe later. 45 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:56,533 Later's a little vague. 46 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:58,077 Could you please be more specific? 47 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,495 When I'm good and ready. How's that? 48 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:03,373 Better, but I'd really like to nail this down. 49 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,960 Why don't you ask your father to take you? 50 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:08,545 Dad? What? 51 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,338 Can you please take me to Radio Shack? 52 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,007 I'm busy. Ask your meemaw. 53 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,801 I did. She said to ask you. 54 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,094 Well, ask her again. 55 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,345 Seems counterintuitive, but all right. 56 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:18,639 Meemaw? 57 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,015 Oh, Lord. 58 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:21,642 Everything okay? 59 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:24,478 No. 60 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:27,314 Stephanie Hanson's daughter was in a car accident last night. 61 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:28,398 She died. 62 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,317 Oh, no. 63 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:32,444 My God. 64 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,822 She was barely 16. 65 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,657 GEORGE SR.: That's horrible. 66 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:39,159 Is there anything we can do? 67 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,786 I don't know. 68 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,203 Um... ugh. 69 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:44,123 I need to call folks at the church. 70 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,541 (Mary sighs) 71 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:49,252 Any more thoughts on Radio Shack? 72 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,964 Sheldon, do you really think 73 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:55,300 this is the appropriate time to ask that question? 74 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:58,553 I did, but now I'm second-guessing myself. 75 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,690 How you holding up? 76 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:12,400 I'm okay. 77 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,028 (clears throat) 78 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:17,948 16 years old. 79 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,908 It's just awful. 80 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:23,495 It's all part of God's plan. 81 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:32,295 (TV playing quietly) 82 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:35,256 How come we don't get to go to the funeral? 83 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:38,301 Why would you want to go to a funeral? 84 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,303 I've never been to one. 85 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,263 When you get to be my age, you get to go to plenty. 86 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,474 That's, like, a hundred years from now. 87 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:47,519 You make it hard to love you. 88 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,064 Do you really see a dead body? 89 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,523 Sometimes. 90 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,274 How close do you get to it? 91 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:56,111 Real close, if you want. 92 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:57,529 And the clothes they're wearing, 93 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,698 is that the clothes they become a ghost in? 94 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,324 Depends. In the movie Ghost, 95 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:04,078 Patrick Swayze has on the outfit that he dies in. 96 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:06,496 Casper runs around butt naked. 97 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:08,373 Maybe he died naked. 98 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,418 That's fun to think about. 99 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:14,462 And y'all wonder why you're not at the funeral. 100 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:21,887 Good morning, Peg. 101 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:25,974 Well, it will be once this cup of Sanka works its magic. 102 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,226 Is Pastor available? 103 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,394 Oh, he's on the phone with his wife. 104 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:30,896 Oh, should I come back? Nah. 105 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,565 He usually gets his groveling done pretty quick. 106 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:40,321 So... that little Hanson girl, that was horrible, huh? 107 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,323 Yeah. 108 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:45,535 Reminds you that... 109 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:47,204 life is precious. 110 00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:49,456 (coughing loudly) 111 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:55,087 You're up, slugger. 112 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,797 (coughing continues) 113 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:59,925 JEFF: Come in. (whoops) 114 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:03,595 I have the clothing drive flyers if you'd like to take a look. 115 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,388 Thank you. 116 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,558 You all right, Mare? 117 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,227 (sighs) 118 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:15,857 No, not really. 119 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:20,320 Um... I can't stop thinking about that little girl. 120 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,823 I understand. 121 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:24,908 That's why it's important in these times 122 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:27,119 to take comfort in our faith. 123 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:32,791 What if that's not doing the trick? 124 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:36,128 Events like this can certainly create doubt. 125 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:39,006 It happens to me more often than I'd like to admit. 126 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:42,259 What do you do? 127 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:48,182 I roll up my sleeves and I work even harder at serving our Lord. 128 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:51,018 Mary, we each have a relationship with God, 129 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,769 and relationships take work. 130 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:53,979 Get out there. 131 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,940 Help the needy, start a Bible study, 132 00:05:56,982 --> 00:06:00,359 hug a stranger and tell 'em the Lord loves 'em. (chuckles) 133 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:04,489 But not a child; that backfires on you, big-time. 134 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:07,201 Thank you, Pastor Jeff. 135 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:08,952 You are most welcome. 136 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,830 Oh, and tell Sheldon 137 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,041 I spoke to my seminary professor, 138 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,750 and the official ruling is: 139 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,712 God would appear to the octopus aliens in octopus alien form 140 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:20,672 and save their eight-legged souls. 141 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,049 Praise Jesus! 142 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:25,510 (chuckles) 143 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,095 (Peg coughing) 144 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,222 (door closes) 145 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,849 I should put that in a sermon. 146 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,273 Hold on, hold on. Thank you, God, 147 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,399 for this food we are about to receive and for the nourishment 148 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:43,820 of our bodies, and bless the hands that prepared it. Amen. 149 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:47,032 We're doing this at breakfast now? 150 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,407 Yes, I think it's a nice idea. 151 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:50,035 She's eating Count Chocula. 152 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,037 Doesn't he play for the other side? 153 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,873 I'm so glad God blessed you with a sense of humor, George. 154 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,627 Mom, have you received any distressing phone calls today? 155 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:00,921 No. Why? 156 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,381 Just wondering if it's an appropriate time 157 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:04,465 to ask if you could take me to Radio Shack. 158 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,927 Sorry, sweetheart, I can't today. 159 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:09,012 I have to bring this food over to the Hanson family. 160 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,555 Then I have my new prayer group. 161 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,182 And after that, I'm gonna get started 162 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:14,351 on a faith garden in the backyard. 163 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:16,436 A faith garden? What the hell is that? 164 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:18,355 Language. 165 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:20,357 It's an outdoorsy place for me to speak to God. 166 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:23,110 Don't you already speak to him indoorsy? 167 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,569 Yes, but in the backyard, 168 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,654 I can enjoy the beautiful world he gave us. 169 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,490 You can also smell the Sparks' chicken coop. 170 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,118 Well, I think it sounds nice. 171 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:32,786 Thank you. I'm gonna need your truck 172 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,871 to get all the dirt and flowers and tools that I need. 173 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,915 Sure. Oh, oh, almost forgot. 174 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,376 Can you keep an eye out for a rock big enough 175 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,086 to paint a Psalm on? 176 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,670 I can do that. 177 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:43,671 Wish me luck! 178 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:44,839 Luck! 179 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,550 Mm-hmm! (chuckles) 180 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,010 Is Mom okay? 181 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:50,553 How the heck should I know? 182 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,931 She left. You can say "hell." 183 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:01,356 MARY: ...our hearts and stir us to action. 184 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:02,983 ADULT SHELDON: If my mother's faith was 185 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:05,277 the Starship Enterprise, over the next week, 186 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:07,321 she achieved warp factor 9. 187 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,780 I can't hear you! 188 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,324 GROUP: Amen! 189 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:11,950 Let 'em hear ya in heaven! 190 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,827 Amen! Heck yeah! Amen! 191 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,162 (laughter) 192 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:18,039 Despite his concerns over her sanity, 193 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,834 my dad found a rock worthy of her faith garden. 194 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:21,793 Ooh, right over there. 195 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,878 (grunts) Here? Mm-hmm. 196 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,213 Gently! 197 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:28,216 (panting): Honey, it's a rock. 198 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,550 I know, but still. 199 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,052 ♪ Spirit in the sky ♪ 200 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:34,555 ♪ Prepare yourself, you know it's a must ♪ 201 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:39,019 ♪ Gotta have a friend in Jesus ♪ 202 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:41,813 ♪ So you know that when you die ♪ 203 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:46,360 ♪ He's gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky... ♪ 204 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:49,696 MARY: I pray that you protect Sheldon in all that he does. 205 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:50,905 What are you doing? 206 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,199 I'm praying for you. 207 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,159 She needs it more than I do. 208 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,495 You think I didn't start with her? 209 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,872 (snoring) 210 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:03,584 ♪ Oh, set me up with the spirit in the sky ♪ 211 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:07,672 ♪ That's where I'm gonna go when I die ♪ 212 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:11,009 ♪ When I die and they lay me to rest... ♪ 213 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,886 (sighs) 214 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,514 Lord, thank you for inspiring me 215 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,517 to build this faith garden and for your eternal love. 216 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:24,064 Also, please look after the Hanson family 217 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:27,650 to find strength... (sighs) 218 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,736 in their time of grief. 219 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:37,744 (voice breaking): And I thank you for the years they had 220 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:39,746 with their beautiful daughter. 221 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,581 (sobs softly) 222 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,959 (sniffles) 223 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,045 (sighs) 224 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:55,345 ♪ I eat cannibals... ♪ 225 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:59,349 So when you gonna take me to get my learner's permit? 226 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,976 Georgie, you've heard us talking to Sheldon 227 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,771 about asking questions at inappropriate times, right? 228 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:06,231 Yeah, so? 229 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,857 So, given what's happened this week, 230 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,317 do you think it's an appropriate time 231 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,485 to be talking about driving? 232 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:13,530 Why? 'Cause that girl died? 233 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:16,491 (sighs) Yes, that. 234 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:19,035 For your information, I'd be an excellent driver. 235 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:22,205 (chuckles): I wouldn't trust you to push a shopping cart. 236 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,082 Would you feel more confident if I told you 237 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,750 I already know how to drive? 238 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,503 Video games don't count. I'll have you know 239 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,255 I've driven Meemaw's car. 240 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:33,592 I also drove your truck one night while you were sleeping. 241 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,303 Are you crazy?! 242 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,888 I parked it and everything, you had no idea. 243 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:42,601 Okay, let... 244 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:44,311 let me get this straight-- 245 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,687 you're trying to prove to me that you're a responsible person 246 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,815 by admitting you stole my truck. 247 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:52,611 I said I was responsible, never said I was smart. 248 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,364 (knocking at door) 249 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,241 Hey. 250 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,076 Let's go out. 251 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,537 Go out where? I don't know, 252 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:06,124 Dairy Queen, shooting range, line dancing? 253 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,335 Have you been drinking? 254 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,712 I might've had a wine cooler or two. (laughs) 255 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,382 Sweetheart, that ain't drinking. 256 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:17,802 ♪ ♪ 257 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:26,603 The bartender asked to see my I.D. 258 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:28,438 Honey, he does that to get tips. 259 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,898 He asked me for mine, too. 260 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,818 Well, I like to think we're both young attractive ladies. 261 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,694 (laughs): To that old fart? Yeah. 262 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:38,114 (both chuckle) 263 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,867 Mmm. Whoa. 264 00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:42,494 Whoa, pace yourself, cowgirl. 265 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,496 I'm fine. 266 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,289 Are we gonna shoot pool or not? 267 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:47,832 You bet. 268 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,379 Hmm! 269 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,297 Did you know George and I used to come here 270 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,714 when we first started dating? 271 00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,133 Is that so? 272 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,801 He kissed me right over there in that booth. 273 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,680 Why, was there some barbecue sauce on your face? 274 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:03,764 It's a fat joke. 275 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,725 I got it, Mom. (pool balls scatter) 276 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:10,063 Come on. Come on. 277 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,649 Why are you putting us to bed? 278 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,859 'Cause your mother's out. Where is she? 279 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:15,985 She's with your grandmother. 280 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,487 Where'd they go? I don't know. 281 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,906 Why don't you know? Because I'm here with you! 282 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,534 (clears throat) 283 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,244 Good night. Sweet dreams. 284 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,870 Mom gives us kisses. 285 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,000 Fine. 286 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,922 Mm, your beard is scratchy. 287 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:37,090 Too bad. Sheldon? 288 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,799 I respectfully pass. 289 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,554 Mom also does the good night dance. 290 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:47,434 Now you're just screwing with me. 291 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:50,103 Night. 292 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:53,106 You should've gone with "sings us a lullaby." 293 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,567 Yeah, I got cocky. 294 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:59,404 Slow down there, sister, you got church in the morning. 295 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,197 Who says I'm going? 296 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:04,743 What is happening with you? 297 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:07,954 Do you really want to know? 298 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:17,088 So, the other day I was making a casserole 299 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,132 to bring over to the Hansons, 300 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,968 and I wanted to include a sympathy card. 301 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:25,846 So I started to write, 302 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,933 "Your daughter's in a better place." 303 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,772 (voice breaking): And I had to stop. 304 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:44,407 Because how could that possibly be true? 305 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,701 How could a better place be anywhere 306 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:50,288 than at home safe with her family? 307 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,874 She was just a little kid. 308 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,461 That could've... 309 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,631 been Georgie behind the wheel. 310 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:09,390 How could that possibly be God's plan? 311 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,395 Looks like you could use a shoulder to cry on. 312 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,063 (sighs) 313 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:19,108 No, she does not need a shoulder to cry on, 314 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:22,153 but I do need a place to store my pool stick. 315 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,989 Maybe I'd like that. (laughs) 316 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,492 Get. 317 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,954 (knocking at door) 318 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,333 What the hell? 319 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,085 Your problem now. 320 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,671 Ooh. Watch it. 321 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:40,880 Here. (clears throat) 322 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,089 What am I supposed to do with her? 323 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,882 I don't know. But be careful. 324 00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,134 Last time she was this drunk, 325 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,720 you ended up with your first son. 326 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,222 Night. 327 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:52,350 He's not that fat, Mom! 328 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,693 Now you're cooking breakfast for us? 329 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,027 Your mom's not feeling well. 330 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,779 Is she contagious? No. 331 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,113 Just tired. 332 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,241 Did you check her for ticks? 333 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,159 Soon as she wakes up. 334 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,661 You can check her while she's asleep. 335 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:12,787 Sit down! 336 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,751 Do you even know how to cook? 337 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:21,087 Believe it or not, I am capable of making breakfast. 338 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,840 Sorry. It's not like we see you do much around here. 339 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,133 How 'bout, "Thanks for cooking, Dad"? 340 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,637 Chocolate chips? Thanks for cooking, Dad. 341 00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,599 Is Mom going to church? 342 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,642 I don't think she's up to it. 343 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,437 But she never misses church. 344 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,694 Are you feeling better? 345 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,738 Yes, baby, I'm fine. 346 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,741 GEORGE SR.: All right, here we go. 347 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,201 Chocolate chips for breakfast and pizza for dinner? 348 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,536 I'm loving Dad. 349 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:56,414 Where were you last night? 350 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,958 Out with your grandmother. But where'd you go? 351 00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,959 Enough questions. Y'all ask me questions 352 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,670 when I come home late. 353 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:05,548 Oh, I can explain that-- you're an idiot and we don't trust you. 354 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:08,217 (sighs) 355 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,219 Mom, you didn't say grace. 356 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:13,514 Don't worry about it. 357 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,893 Come on, y'all. 358 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,648 (sighs) 359 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,276 Can I sit with you? 360 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:29,029 I think Mommy needs to be alone right now. 361 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,198 All right. 362 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,123 (sighs) 363 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,584 Mom, I'm scared. 364 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:42,961 Why? 365 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,253 You didn't go to church, 366 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:45,839 you stopped saying grace. 367 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,215 I don't understand what's going on. 368 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,218 (sighs) 369 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,053 It's kind of hard to explain. 370 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,723 Is it me? 371 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,183 Did I do something wrong? 372 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,017 Of course not. 373 00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,770 (pats seat) Come here. 374 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:04,064 (sighs) 375 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:08,486 Sheldon... (sighs) 376 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,738 faith means believing in something 377 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:14,450 you can't know for sure is real. 378 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,536 (sighs) 379 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:20,999 And right now, I am struggling with that. 380 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,751 So you don't believe in God anymore? 381 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:27,714 That isn't something for you to worry about. 382 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,507 I need to figure this out myself. 383 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,760 Can I help? Maybe I could provide a fresh perspective. 384 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,555 I don't think so, baby. 385 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,645 SHELDON: Did you know that if gravity 386 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,062 were slightly more powerful, 387 00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,357 the universe would collapse into a ball? 388 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,359 I did not. 389 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:52,405 Also, if gravity were slightly less powerful, 390 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,240 the universe would fly apart 391 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,617 and there would be no stars or planets. 392 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,078 Where you going with this, Sheldon? 393 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,915 It's just that gravity is precisely as strong 394 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,374 as it needs to be. 395 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,377 And if the ratio of the electromagnetic force 396 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,337 to the strong force wasn't one percent, 397 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,881 life wouldn't exist. 398 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,258 What are the odds that would happen all by itself? 399 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:16,303 Why are you trying to convince me to believe in God? 400 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,097 You don't believe in God. 401 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,224 I don't, but the precision of the universe 402 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:23,394 at least makes it logical to conclude there's a creator. 403 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,355 (sighs) 404 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:32,361 Baby, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but... 405 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,614 logic is here. 406 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,951 And my problem is here. 407 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,581 Well, there are 5 billion people on this planet 408 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,667 and you're the perfect mom for me. 409 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,045 What are the odds of that? 410 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:57,428 Oh. 411 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:01,557 Thank you, Lord, for this little boy. 412 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:05,686 I knew I could fix it. (laughs) 413 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:09,440 Maybe it was you and the Lord. 414 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,567 ADULT SHELDON: I don't like sharing credit, 415 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,903 but I knew in that moment it wasn't the appropriate time 416 00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,989 to say it. 417 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:27,834 And Jacob said: "For I have seen God face to face, 418 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,003 and my life is preserved." 419 00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:32,421 (whispering): Is this an appropriate time to mention 420 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:33,589 that John 1:18 says, 421 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,049 "No man hath seen God 422 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,760 at any time." Who's right? 423 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:38,970 Jacob or John? 424 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,889 Let's talk about it in the car. 425 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,223 JEFF: ...the Lord. 426 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,266 Yes, Connie? 427 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,102 My grandson has a question. 428 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:47,812 (sighs) 429 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,981 Let 'er rip, kid. question.