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ADULT SHELDON:
While my sister and I
are twins, we've always

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been different.
By the age of two,

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I was reading books.

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Missy was content to eat them.

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By five, I had
a healthy appreciation

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for a well-organized
work space.

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My sister, less so.

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(Missy giggles)
Which is not to say

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she doesn't have
qualities I admire.

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Get it! Get it!

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It's just a spider.
Calm down.

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It's got eight
legs and fangs.

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I see no reason
to be calm.

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Did you kill it?

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Yup.
Are you sure?

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You tell me.
(yelling)

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The bond between twins
is an incredibly close one,

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which is why I moved
1,500 miles to California

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the first chance I got.

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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪

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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪

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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪

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Hey.

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Hello.
You got a minute?

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John has something he wants
to talk to you about.

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I brought you kolaches.

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Ooh, yummy.

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Mmm. Mmm. (chuckles)

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So, what's up?

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You comin' to me to ask
for Connie's hand in marriage?

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No.

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But if that were
to come to pass,

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are you authorized
to bless the union?

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He was joking.

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Oh.

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Tell him.
Okay.

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So, some colleagues of mine

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at the university are doing
a research study on twins.

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I told them about
Sheldon and his sister,

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and they were most intrigued.

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Uh, what kind of study?

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It's a longitudinal
investigation

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of environmental
and genetic factors

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in the development of cognitive
and other capacities

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in pairs of fraternal
and identical twins.

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You asked.

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(chuckles): Well, geez,
I don't... I don't know

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if I want some scientists
pokin' and proddin' the kids.

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Oh, but they wouldn't
be poked and prodded.

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They just have to, you know,
answer some questions.

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And maybe some
puzzles and tests.

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That's not too bad.
Where is it?

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Houston.
Oh, it just got bad.

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That's... that's a long drive.

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It does pay $50 an hour
plus gas and expenses.

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Really?

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I told you to start with that.

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Oh.

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No. See, Mary,
that's the best part--

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there's no pokin'
and proddin'. Plus,

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you know how much
Sheldon loves puzzles and tests.

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I'm not sure.

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(sighs)
Think about the money.

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50 bucks an hour,
four or five hours a week.

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That-That's more than
our mortgage.

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I know, I know.

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But Sheldon's already
self-conscious

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about being different
from other kids.

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I worry how this might
affect him.

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You're being too protective.
He's a rock.

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A rock?

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Are we raising
the same child?

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And what about Missy?

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Aren't these tests gonna
make her feel bad

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that she's not
as smart as Sheldon?

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(snorts)
I'm not as smart as Sheldon.

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Doesn't make me feel bad.

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And we could put the money aside
for their college education.

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That's a good point.

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It's a great point.

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I don't have to tell you,
times are changing.

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Kids are pitching in.

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Like that Webster kid on TV--

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he's making buckets
of money for his parents.

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Well...

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I suppose we could
give it a try.

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There you go.
I'll call Sturgis,

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tell him we're in.

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Baby, I'm getting
a fishing boat.

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So, Sheldon, Missy,
we got some exciting news.

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Georgie took a bath?
No.

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And how come I don't get
exciting news?

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This isn't about you.

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But after dinner, why
don't you go rinse off?

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So, what's up?
Well,

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a couple of scientists
at the college

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where Dr. Sturgis teaches
are doing

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a research
study on twins.

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They want to meet you guys,
ask you some questions.

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Oh, boy, a research study.

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Will they give us written tests?

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Yeah, I think so.
Oh, boy.

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Now, you don't have to
do this if you don't want to.

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It's purely volunteer.

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I don't want to do it.

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Why not?
They probably just
want to find out

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why you're so smart
and I'm just average.

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(quietly): Average?
That's a little generous.

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Why don't they want
to test me?

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Georgie, not now.
'Cause I'm available.

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Listen, why don't we
just go there this Saturday

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and give it a try?

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And if you don't like it,
we don't have to do it again.

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Or they'll love it,
and they'll do it till

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they're 18, 19 years old.

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I already love it.

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My man. Missy?

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I believe there might be

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a Dairy Queen on the way there.

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Can I get an Oreo Blizzard?

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You know what I think?

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I think you're smarter than him.

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Dr. Thorpe and Dr. Pilson,

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here are your
research volunteers,

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Sheldon and Missy.

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So nice to meet you.

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Thank you for participating
in our study.

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Always happy to help advance
our understanding of me.

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I'm just in it
for the Dairy Queen.

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All right.

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Um, if you two wouldn't
mind waiting here,

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we'd like to start by talking
to your mom, dad, and grandma.

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Why?

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Jut to get some
background information

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on the both of you.

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Smart. Ask how old I was when
I completed potty training.

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You won't believe it.

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I'll do that.

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Will you keep an eye on 'em?

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Well, I'll try, but
if they start running,

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you may never see them again.

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(laughs)

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Shall we?

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We are on the clock, right?

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George.
Hmm?

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(chuckles) Boy, this
brings back some memories.

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How come?
Well, when I was your age,

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I was also taken to a university

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to be studied.

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Because they thought
you were really smart?

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Because they thought
I was clinically insane.

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And it wasn't just me.

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Did you know that
when Albert Einstein

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was a little boy,
his parents worried

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there was something
wrong with him?

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Because he couldn't
comb his hair?

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No, that was a choice
he made later in life.

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When he was young,

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he wanted nothing to do
with other children,

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and would often have
extreme temper tantrums.

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He sounds like you.

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I know.
Isn't it great?

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Well, to be perfectly honest,

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Sheldon has always avoided

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children his own age.

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Tell 'em about
temper tantrums.

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They're not temper tantrums,

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he just has strong opinions.

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(chuckles)
Yeah,

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like when you yell
and stomp your feet,

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and slam the door
off its hinge.

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They're scientists.
You can't trick 'em.

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And, as for Missy,
she's just the opposite.

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Loves to be around people
and other kids.

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Makes friends easy.

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Does she have temper
tantrums as well?

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Nope.
She's very even-keeled.

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Except for when she's eating.

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You put your hand
near her face

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when she's working
on a lamb chop,

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she will bite off a finger.

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(laughs)
Our daughter doesn't bite.

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Right here,
Thanksgiving, 1986.

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Was there anything unusual
about your pregnancy?

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No, not that I remember.
Really?

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You cried for, like,
seven months.

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Those were tears of joy.
(weak laugh)

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What about all those times
you punched me?

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Punches of joy.

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You're not gonna get much
out of Fred and Wilma here.

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Why don't you just
get crackin' on the kids?

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Okay, Sheldon, this first
battery of tests measures

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basic problem-solving abilities.

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Is the Kaufman test or the
Wechsler Intelligence Scale?

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Are you familiar with those?

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It's embarrassing, but I enjoy
a little light reading

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in the bathroom.

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Okay.
Are you ready?

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Will I be timed?
Yes.

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Fantastic.
(stopwatch clicks)

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Okay, Missy,

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the first thing
we're gonna do is test

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your problem-solving ability.

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Okay.
You ready?

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I just have one question.

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What's that?

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Do you always wear
your hair up?

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Uh, well, usually at work, yes.

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I bet it looks cute down.

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Thank you.
Okay,

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you're all set.

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Is that camera
gonna be on?

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Yes.

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Can you move it
over to that side?

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Why?

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If I've learned one thing
from school picture day,

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it's that I look better
from that side.

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Sure, I'll move it.

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Okay...

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And bring it a little closer.

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How's that?

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Great.
Okay.

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(sighs)
Whenever you're ready.
Wait.

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Do I have any Oreos
in my teeth?

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No.

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Ready to start?
One last thing.

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Did you ever think of wearing
that white coat with a belt?

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No.
You should.

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'Cause you have
a very nice figure,

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and it's lost in there.

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Hey, check this out.

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Did you see
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids?

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No.
You should.

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'Cause there's a lot of
good science stuff in it.

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(laughing)

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Kudos on the question

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"Which train gets
to St. Louis first?"

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Hmm.

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I have to tell you something.

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Why don't you
finish the test first.

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This can't wait.

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The other doctor's
got a crush on you.

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Oh, dear Lord.

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Oh, um...

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I don't...
I don't think so.

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Let's get back to the test.

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Okay.

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Why? What did you see?

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When you're not looking,
he stares at your tushy.

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(whispering):
Really?

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Imagine if you
wore the belt.

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Clever girl.

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That would accentuate
her buttocks.

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I can't watch. Switch
it back to Sheldon.

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Hot dog, syllogisms.

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If all squares
are parallelograms,

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and all squares
are rectangles,

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then some parallelograms
are rectangles.

261
00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:03,019
Who was this test
made for, children?

262
00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,105
I'm bored.
Turn it back to Missy.

263
00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:08,149
Go ahead.

264
00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,735
This question about a train
going to "S-T" Louis

265
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,612
makes no sense.

266
00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:15,990
DR. THORPE:
It's okay to guess.

267
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,993
Take your time, baby.
The meter's running.

268
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,580
(cash register dings)

269
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,458
DR. THORPE:
Well, thank you all very much.

270
00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,042
This was a great start.

271
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,211
Thank you.
Did you have fun?

272
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:31,298
I got to take a test
on a Saturday, heck yeah!

273
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:35,135
He's like a young version of me,
but without corrective shoes.

274
00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,511
(chuckles)

275
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:37,596
Missy, what'd you think?

276
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,930
The tests were
just okay,

277
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,265
but I like Sandra.

278
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:43,935
Well, thank you, Missy.
I like you, too.

279
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,562
PILSON:
All right,

280
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,522
we'll see y'all next Saturday.

281
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:50,317
You bet we will.

282
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:53,570
Good God, George,
have a little dignity.

283
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,407
Hm.

284
00:10:57,449 --> 00:11:01,328
Are you doing something
different with your hair?

285
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:05,248
No, uh, why?

286
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:08,502
No reason, just looks nice.

287
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:11,296
Oh! (chuckles)
Thank you.

288
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:14,132
Um, uh, what do you think
about maybe stopping

289
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,760
for a drink after,
to discuss the test results?

290
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,263
I would like that.

291
00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,523
♪ ♪

292
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,983
Oh, yeah.

293
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,776
Get down.

294
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:34,944
(door opens)

295
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:38,448
MARY: We're home.
Hey.

296
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:41,201
What you watching?
Soul Train.

297
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,910
I like trains.

298
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,912
It's not that kind
of train, dummy.

299
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:48,249
Well that seems like
false advertising.

300
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,173
Ooh, you sexy little thing.

301
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,091
MARY:
George!

302
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,471
Oh.

303
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,599
I do not like what this study
is doing to Sheldon.

304
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,809
What're you talking about?
He had a great time.

305
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,645
All the way home
all he could talk about

306
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:11,356
is how that doctor thought he
was so smart. It's not healthy.

307
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,899
Would it make you
feel any better

308
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,859
if I told you how much money
we made today?

309
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,110
No, it would not.

310
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,529
$300.

311
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,322
Really?
Cash.

312
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,742
Okay, well, still, I...

313
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:26,496
I'm not interested
in profiting off my children.

314
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:29,790
You see, honey, that's where
you and I are very different.

315
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:40,968
Boats.

316
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,263
Sheldon, what do you think

317
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,265
is happening in this picture?

318
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,142
Easy. There are four chimpanzees
in a living room.

319
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,437
PILSON:
Okay, but what can you
tell me about them?

320
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,898
They're not behaving
like chimpanzees.

321
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:54,982
Anything else?

322
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:57,736
Chimpanzees don't drink tea.

323
00:12:57,776 --> 00:13:00,405
Is that it?

324
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,989
Well, I suppose
it might be coffee,

325
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,658
but they don't
drink that either.

326
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,953
Anything interesting
about their body language?

327
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:09,872
No.

328
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,250
I think they found
his kryptonite.

329
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,504
THORPE:
Missy,

330
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,381
what do you think
is happening in this picture?

331
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,841
The girl monkey on the couch

332
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,636
is telling the
guy monkey a secret.

333
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:25,179
Must be something juicy,
'cause he's smiling.

334
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,514
Anything else?

335
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:27,890
It might be dirty,

336
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,309
'cause this girl monkey
is sending

337
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,727
the kid monkey out of the room.

338
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,146
He doesn't want to go.
He looks sad.

339
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,439
Is that all?

340
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,399
The monkeys on the couch
are drinking tea,

341
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,900
so it's a tea party.

342
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:41,112
Okay, very good.
Let's look at another picture.

343
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,616
I'm not done.
The monkey in the painting

344
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:45,866
is wearing an old lady hat,

345
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,826
so she's probably
a meemaw monkey.

346
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,037
She's not
at the party,

347
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:53,874
so she must be bowling or dead.

348
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,919
Well, Missy
won that round.

349
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,255
It's actually
not a contest, George.

350
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,466
This is Texas.
Everything's a contest.

351
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,926
A woman in a doorway.

352
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,345
Anything else?

353
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,514
She's holding her head
with her hand.

354
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,516
And what do you think
that means?

355
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,476
Um...

356
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,936
Wouldn't you rather ask me
about trains going to St. Louis?

357
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:17,273
Good gravy, she's sad,
Sheldon, come on.

358
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,567
Oh, she's very upset.

359
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,653
I don't know why.

360
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,530
Oh! Maybe she wasn't invited

361
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,448
to the tea party
at the monkey house.

362
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,033
(chuckles)

363
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,327
Also, she's wearing a belt,
like you are.

364
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,371
Nice going.
Very cute.

365
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,290
(mouths)

366
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,667
And I'm loving the hair.

367
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,544
(whispers):
Yeah.

368
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:40,004
A lion sitting in a chair,
holding a pipe.

369
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,297
Good.

370
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,466
But what do you think
is on his mind?

371
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,468
How should I know?
Maybe he's wondering

372
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,303
why he's posing
for a silly picture

373
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:48,555
instead of eating a gazelle.

374
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,724
PILSON:
Anything else?

375
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:53,643
What exactly are we doing here?

376
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,269
I thought the purpose
of this study

377
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,146
was to find out how smart I am.

378
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,065
PILSON:
That's what we're doing,

379
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:00,900
but there are different kinds
of intelligence.

380
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,694
Poppycock!

381
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,028
There's only one kind
of intelligence...

382
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,780
George, Sheldon's getting upset.

383
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,323
I don't like it.

384
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,868
All right, I'll just
change it back to Missy.

385
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,328
You are an insightful
young lady.

386
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,455
I don't know what that
means, but thank you.

387
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,624
It means perceptive.

388
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,835
You see things most people miss.

389
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:21,212
My name is Missy-- go figure.

390
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,381
Have you always been that way?

391
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,175
I guess so. I think when
you're on your own a lot,

392
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,219
you get good at seeing
that kind of stuff.

393
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,346
THORPE: Really?
MISSY: My dad

394
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,348
does football
with my older brother,

395
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,268
so they're like a team.

396
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,730
And my mom and meemaw spend all
their time fussing over Sheldon,

397
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,607
so they're like a team, too.

398
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,859
So no one's on your team?

399
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,235
Nope.

400
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,779
It's just me.

401
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,488
Oh, Lord.

402
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,284
Hey, what's up with you
and Dr. Pillsbury?

403
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,703
Dr. Pilson?

404
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,330
I don't know what
you're talking about.

405
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,040
Oh.

406
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,167
You can't say
'cause we're on camera.

407
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,587
(sighs)

408
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,964
Insightful.

409
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,513
A little late for me
to start cooking.

410
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,849
Why don't we stop
somewhere for dinner.
Really?

411
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,477
The five of us?
That's kind of pricey.

412
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,605
Would you rather
buy a fishing boat?

413
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,315
You're a blabbermouth,
you know that?

414
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,983
(Meemaw laughs)

415
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:26,152
Missy, we're gonna
eat in a restaurant.

416
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,445
Where would you
like to go?

417
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,280
I get to pick?

418
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,865
Why don't I
get to pick?

419
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,325
Because your sister's
getting to pick.

420
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,868
It's not just about you
in this house.

421
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,830
What do you think, baby?

422
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,581
I pick...

423
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,583
Red Lobster.

424
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,418
You got it.

425
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,295
Damn.

426
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,172
There goes our per diem.

427
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,263
ANNOUNCER: Out of an
I formation, it's the option...

428
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,473
George, you got a minute?

429
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,766
What's up?
Not you,

430
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,352
him.
What?

431
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,021
Sheldon told me that we get paid
to go to that college

432
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,564
and answer their questions.

433
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,191
Yeah, so?

434
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,610
I want to know
how much we're making.

435
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,570
Why?

436
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,113
'Cause I want my fair share.

437
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,449
Is that so?

438
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,869
What do you think
your fair share is?

439
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,077
Half.

440
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,206
Hm, guess that sounds right.

441
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,791
So how much are we making?

442
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,460
$7.50 a week.

443
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,838
Really?
Really.

444
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,965
Well, I want half that.

445
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,257
Which is?

446
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,635
Hang on.

447
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,304
Sheldon!

448
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,056
Can we put on
Soul Train?

449
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,725
Why?

450
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,435
There's a girl on there
I kind of want to marry.
llege