1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:03,378 Previously on Young Sheldon... Would you teach me 2 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:05,005 how to throw a baseball? What's bringing this on? 3 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:09,050 I don't know. You Coach Ballard? 4 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,302 That'd be me. 5 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,762 My daughter's here to try out. 6 00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:13,138 She made the team. 7 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:15,390 Congratulations. 8 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:18,101 And Meemaw got a date with the coach. 9 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,687 I was married for 18 years, 10 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,062 and I got to tell you, those were the two best years 11 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,899 of my life. (laughs) 12 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,033 Practice running late? 13 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:34,493 Yeah. 14 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:37,746 The Sparks kid got himself stuck in the bathroom. 15 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:40,457 How'd that happen? 16 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:43,544 Well, the door's a push and he was a-pulling. 17 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:46,881 (chuckles) Look at him out there. 18 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:49,758 Billy's my grandson. 19 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,845 Oh. 20 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:54,513 I am so sorry. I... 21 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,015 I mean, not that he's your grandson. 22 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:59,434 I'm just... I'm-a stop talking now. 23 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,979 I'm messing with you. (chuckles) 24 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:04,023 (both laugh) Well... 25 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:06,859 You got me, all right. 26 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:08,903 Ah, no. 27 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:13,240 That one's mine over there. Evan. 28 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:16,994 Oh, i-isn't that the coach's grandson? 29 00:01:17,036 --> 00:01:18,245 Uh-huh. 30 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:22,499 So you must be Coach Ballard's ex-wife? 31 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,793 Yeah. Why? 32 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:28,923 (chuckles) No reason. 33 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:33,719 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 34 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:36,513 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 35 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:39,098 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 36 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:41,351 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 37 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:45,940 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 38 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:52,821 ADULT SHELDON: Growing up, I had an aversion to any type of group. 39 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:54,740 For example, rock groups. 40 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:59,119 I'll restrict my drug use to Rolaids, thank you. 41 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,455 Group costumes. 42 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:04,124 I'll tell you who really didn't have a heart: my mother, 43 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:05,960 for making me wear a funnel on my head. 44 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:08,545 But of all the groups I didn't like, 45 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,881 by far the worst was... 46 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,424 Group projects. 47 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,802 (all groaning) 48 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,553 Yeah. You heard me. 49 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:19,807 This would be a lot more fun with margaritas. 50 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,558 What isn't? 51 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,895 Then you'd love the way I ran the PTA. 52 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,688 And you'd love the way I show up at church. 53 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,148 (both laugh) 54 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,901 You're fun. 55 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,945 We ought to go out for drinks one night. 56 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:34,237 I'll give you my number. 57 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:35,823 (quietly): Oh, yeah. Oh, well... 58 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:38,533 All right. I'm around tomorrow if you're free. 59 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:41,244 Uh, sure. 60 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,706 You should know something, though. 61 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:50,629 Um, I'm kind of dating your ex-husband. 62 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:55,050 You waited till now to tell me? 63 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:57,594 You're sneaky. I like that. 64 00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:59,304 That is not the feedback I usually get. 65 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,056 (both laugh) 66 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:03,684 Well, since we're being honest, 67 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,477 I knew who you were the whole time. 68 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,896 That's why I came over here. 69 00:03:10,024 --> 00:03:13,276 Damn. Nicely played. 70 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:15,487 So we're still on for drinks? 71 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,156 Oh, hell yeah. (both laugh) 72 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:19,658 Yeehaw. 73 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:23,286 Can't we just do this individually? 74 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,789 Why are you complaining? I'm the one stuck working with a kid. 75 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:28,583 Hey. When it comes to physics, I'm practically a coot. 76 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:31,336 Which is an old person word for someone who's old. 77 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:32,504 Tell him. 78 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:33,881 It is. SAM: Let's just go 79 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,716 to a coffee shop and get this over with. 80 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:38,343 I can't go now. I have to get home for my bath and bedtime. 81 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,470 Which is also something an old person does. 82 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:41,722 That we do. 83 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,348 Can I at least switch groups? 84 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,393 Sorry. I assigned this project because it's important 85 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:50,147 for scientists to learn how to collaborate. 86 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,940 If we must work together, here's my proposal. 87 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:55,402 I do everything by myself and put their names on it. 88 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:57,196 No. What's going on? 89 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,364 Dr. Sturgis is forcing us to collaborate. 90 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,615 Oh... 91 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,159 And we wanted to get it done tonight, 92 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:04,244 but apparently there's a bedtime and shower conflict. 93 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:05,495 Bubble bath. 94 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,330 Oh, right, it's bath night. 95 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,166 How about we work in my dorm tomorrow? 96 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:10,959 MARY: Um, I don't know 97 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:14,588 if a dormitory is the right environment for someone his age. 98 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:15,964 If you're worried about the beer-drinking, 99 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,759 Dad has thoroughly desensitized me. 100 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:22,303 How about you all come work at our house? 101 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,264 (sighs) I guess if that's our only option. 102 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:26,808 It'll be fun. I'll make food. 103 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,769 You can even bring your laundry. 104 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,062 That actually would be great. 105 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:31,813 Now this man's soiled underpants 106 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:33,356 will be in my kitchen. 107 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,900 Thank you. 108 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:40,405 I-I just don't understand why you want to go out with her. 109 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,616 You don't? She seems like fun. 110 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:44,576 Well, yeah, she is, until you marry her 111 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,579 and then you find her sleeping upside down in the closet. 112 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:48,830 (laughs) No, I mean, seriously. 113 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,874 You don't think that having drinks 114 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:53,127 with my ex-wife is a little weird? 115 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,753 You went camping with John. 116 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,255 Oh, it was weird. 117 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,923 Trust me. Learn from me. 118 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,926 She spent 18 years with you. I'd rather learn from her. 119 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,553 So you can dig up a little dirt on me? 120 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,139 Mm, yeah. 121 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,681 Well, let me spoil it, then. 122 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,391 She's gonna tell you about the time 123 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,477 I had a little too much to drink on Halloween 124 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:13,438 and I ended up puking in my son's candy bucket. 125 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,689 I bet she tells it better. 126 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,233 Then there was the time we had a fight 127 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,485 and I locked her out in a hailstorm. Damn. 128 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:20,988 But in my defense, when I locked her out it, it was raining. 129 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:23,573 The hail was heaven-sent. 130 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,200 You're a charmer. 131 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,619 So... 132 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,538 You didn't do anything you regret when you were married? 133 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,457 Oh, lots of stuff. 134 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,001 Feel free to grab a shovel 135 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,836 and go have some drinks with my dead husband. 136 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:37,504 Oh, that's dark. 137 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,506 Not as dark as my secrets. 138 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:43,510 Oh, you-you... You are so hot. 139 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,264 Ooh, chocolate chip. 140 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:49,975 Just one. The rest are for Sheldon's friends. 141 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,768 Ready to go? Yep. Go where? 142 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,061 The mall. 143 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,395 What happened to asking for permission? 144 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,190 I asked Dad. 145 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:58,192 You know that doesn't count. 146 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,734 That's what he said. 147 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:00,986 (doorbell rings) GEORGE JR.: Bye. 148 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,071 MISSY: Love you. (door closes) 149 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,867 Keith, Sam, come in. 150 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:08,367 Sheldon, your friends are here. 151 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:09,953 Let me put 152 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,913 that laundry in for you. Oh, thank you. 153 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,165 None for you? 154 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,334 That's okay. I can do my own laundry. 155 00:06:15,374 --> 00:06:17,961 Oh. Okay. 156 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:19,921 Hello, Sam, Keith, 157 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:23,091 big bag of dirty underpants. 158 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,220 Hey, there. 159 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,387 I hope you don't mind, I started without you. 160 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:30,140 Not at all. 161 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:33,352 Is this one for me or am I gonna be carrying you home tonight? 162 00:06:33,392 --> 00:06:35,436 (chuckles) It's all yours. 163 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:37,356 (laughs) Cheers. 164 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:40,108 I like your blouse. Oh, you do? 165 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:43,945 Truth be told, I changed my outfit three times. 166 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,697 For little old me? 167 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:49,284 Well, I've never gotten drinks with a boyfriend's ex-wife. 168 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:51,786 Do you try to look hot 169 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,163 or do you try to look like you're not trying? 170 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:55,040 Well, clearly, you went for hot. 171 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,624 I wasn't even trying. 172 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,043 (laughs) 173 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,794 I think we can explain the additional electrons 174 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,089 if we assume the barrier has a slope to it. 175 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,632 That won't work. Okay, well, what if the electrons 176 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,968 are a product of... We need to consider that the electrons 177 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:09,221 are actually moving backwards in time. 178 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:10,555 No, that math's gonna take forever. 179 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:11,806 Let's just do it my way. 180 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,267 Can you write on the board? 181 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,893 You probably have the best handwriting. 182 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,311 Why? Because I'm a girl? 183 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:17,854 I'm sure it's better than mine. 184 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,981 I only learned to write six years ago. 185 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:25,445 Well, we've covered football and grandkids... 186 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:27,281 Our favorite Golden Girl. 187 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:29,908 Did not peg you for a Dorothy. 188 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,660 What have we left out? 189 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:35,163 Hmm. I don't know. 190 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,749 Maybe we've run out of stuff to talk about. 191 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:41,420 Oh, wait. We forgot about your ex-husband. 192 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:44,381 (laughs) The one you're dating. 193 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:45,632 Ah... 194 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:47,217 What do you want to know? 195 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:49,636 Well, I know not to piss him off during a hailstorm. 196 00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:51,012 He told you that? 197 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,513 He wanted to throw himself under the bus 198 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,308 rather than let you push him. 199 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:57,685 Well, did he tell you that I was naked when he locked me out? 200 00:07:57,727 --> 00:08:00,521 No! Why did he do that? 201 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,023 'Cause I was trying to hit him with a golf club. 202 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,984 (laughs): What were you doing naked 203 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:06,153 with a golf club in a hailstorm? 204 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:09,656 Uh, you know, it was the '70s. 205 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:12,575 I remember. What else you got? 206 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:15,329 CUSTOMER 1: Hey, there's my man! (cheering, applause) 207 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:17,289 The doctor's in the house! 208 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,625 Hello, y'all! Oh, boy. 209 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,547 Hey! 210 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:29,050 Connie! 211 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,844 Hey, John. 212 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,471 How? 213 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:34,264 We used to date. 214 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:36,599 So you dated him and Dale? 215 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,726 You don't have a type, do you? 216 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:39,936 What are you doing here? 217 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,688 Me? What are you doing here? 218 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:43,815 Well, this is where I hang out now. 219 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,484 I grade papers, 220 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,526 I chat with the other patrons. 221 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:52,866 The people who like to bet on football rub my head for luck. 222 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,075 (laughs) 223 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,618 John, this is June. 224 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,245 Hi. June. 225 00:08:57,287 --> 00:09:02,250 After Juno, wife of Jupiter and queen of the gods. 226 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:06,129 No, after the fact that my mom got knocked up in June. 227 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,382 Ribald! Wonderful. (laughs) 228 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,342 (chuckles) So, um, 229 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,344 how do you two know each other? 230 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,304 Well, June here, actually, 231 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:15,847 is Dale's ex-wife. 232 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:19,559 And I am Connie's ex-boyfriend. 233 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,355 (laughs) Is that fun or weird? 234 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:25,065 Yeah. 235 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:28,276 Okay. Okay. 236 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,737 Okay. 237 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:35,658 All right, something's not working out here. 238 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,993 Perhaps it's the way you're pacing. 239 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,912 Pick a number of steps and stick to it. 240 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,830 Maybe it's because you two aren't helping. 241 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:43,041 Oh, really? But I'm writing with my prettiest handwriting. 242 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,834 Don't be a child. Hey! 243 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,711 Oh, you were talking to her. 244 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,130 Who wants pigs in a blanket? 245 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,298 Actually, do you have coffee? 246 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,384 I just made a pot, help yourself. 247 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:57,305 Anything I could get you? I need a cigarette. 248 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:01,518 So how's it going? 249 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,311 Great. Now that those two are gone, 250 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:06,440 I can finally get some work done. 251 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,612 They call it "Hot Dog on a Stick," 252 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:14,906 but that's not the only food on a stick they sell. 253 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,283 It's not? 254 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,535 They also got cheese on a stick. Oh, no. 255 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,249 You hiding from that guy? No. 256 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,543 Oh, I get it, you like him. 257 00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:27,877 Shut up. 258 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,504 Aren't you a little young for that? 259 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,048 How old were you when you started liking girls? 260 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,426 DAISY DUKE: Buh-bye. Bye. 261 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:36,886 Hey, everybody, free drinks on the house! 262 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,513 Dang. 263 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,474 Way older than you. 264 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:43,768 (sighs) Doesn't matter, he doesn't like me anyway. 265 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,187 Sorry. 266 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,484 I liked it better when you wanted to marry ALF. 267 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,611 I still kind of do. 268 00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:56,364 So you went camping with Dale? How'd that go? 269 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,741 Oh, I hesitate to speak ill of him... 270 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,494 I divorced him. Say what you want. 271 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:03,121 Then, it was terrible. Ah-ha! 272 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,165 All right, come on, let's talk about something else. 273 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,665 Okay. 274 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:08,460 A lot of people here like to talk about the game. 275 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,753 Really? You speak sports now? 276 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:15,008 I sure do. Check this out. 277 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:19,513 Hey, ref! I suggest you go back to referee school 278 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:23,600 and this time pay attention in class! 279 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:26,353 (cheering, laughter) You tell him, Doc. 280 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:27,728 You're a doctor? 281 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,481 He has his PhD in physics, 282 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:33,067 but his specialty is quantum chromodynamics. 283 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,570 Wow, that sounds interesting. 284 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,281 Oh, it is. And I would tell you more about it, 285 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:41,409 but I'm lucky I remembered the quantum chromodynamics. 286 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:44,579 (laughing) And you didn't even have to rub his head. 287 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:48,833 Well, it's here if the mood strikes. 288 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,085 Ugh, come on, Bucky, 289 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,380 try throwing it to someone on your own team. 290 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,631 Is that the Aggie game? 291 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:58,134 Yeah, we're down by ten. 292 00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,886 You like A&M? 293 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:02,430 I was raised a Cornhusker, but when in Texas... 294 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:06,976 Huh, science and sports? Didn't know that was a thing. 295 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,979 It is possible to be a scientist and a normal guy. 296 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:13,941 May your team be victorious! 297 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,652 (cheering) (laughs) 298 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:18,154 Not my experience. 299 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,161 I brought you some coffee. 300 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,913 You don't have to keep waiting on us. 301 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,832 I'm sorry, is there a problem? 302 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,419 (sighs) 303 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,296 I'm just frustrated. Is it Sheldon? 304 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:39,050 It's Sheldon and Keith and every other guy in our field, 305 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,635 which is basically everyone. 306 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,095 There were only three other women 307 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,431 and one of them just dropped out to get married. 308 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,224 Oh, good for her. 309 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,477 O-Or bad, bad for science, bad for women. 310 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,979 None of the guys in my class take me seriously, 311 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,315 and honestly, it doesn't help when women like you 312 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,526 run around doing their laundry and making them snacks. 313 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,362 I'm just being a good host. 314 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,448 Yeah, and raising another boy to think that all women 315 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,700 are just notetakers and mommies. 316 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:07,621 I'm sorry I'm making life so hard for you. 317 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,750 And for your information, 318 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,001 Sheldon does not look down on women, 319 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:17,422 he looks down on everyone. 320 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,053 GEORGE JR.: Friday the Thirteenth Part VIII: 321 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,598 Jason Takes Manhattan might be the best one. 322 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,850 Muppets also took Manhattan. There he is again. 323 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,810 Why don't you go talk to him? 324 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,855 Are you crazy? Look how beautiful he is. 325 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,568 Sorry, the only guy I'm calling beautiful is me. 326 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,195 And maybe David Hasselhoff. 327 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,863 (sighs) 328 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:47,160 I understand that you want to be appreciated for what you do, 329 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,578 but so do I. 330 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,289 This is my home and taking care of my family 331 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,083 is the choice that I've made, and I am proud to do it. 332 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,960 Okay. 333 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,755 It is okay. 334 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:01,966 And I am sorry if me baking cookies 335 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,802 says something bad about women, 336 00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:06,262 but if you think that Sheldon is difficult to work with now, 337 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:08,431 you should try him with low blood sugar, 338 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,725 he is a monster. 339 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,770 Someone's got to be in charge, 340 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,730 but when you step up and do it, everyone gets upset. 341 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:19,233 So your problem is a woman's mad at you 342 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,527 and Sheldon thinks you're dumb? 343 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,530 Yeah. Welcome to my life, friend. 344 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:24,781 W-What do I do? 345 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,867 (chuckles) You-you quit complaining. 346 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,536 You're young, you're smart, 347 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,621 you're not tied down. 348 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,207 This is as good as it gets. 349 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,458 It is? 350 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,043 Yes. 351 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,337 I wish I was 20 again. 352 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,798 Eating and drinking and being skinny. 353 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,676 Now go back in there, finish your project, 354 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,761 and get your ass to a keg party. 355 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,472 Go! 356 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,016 ADULT SHELDON: Somehow, my parents calmed everyone down 357 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,518 and got us back on track. 358 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,436 We listened to each other's thoughts, 359 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,731 and we worked as a team... 360 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,816 for almost four whole minutes. 361 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,568 All right, that doesn't make any sense. 362 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,777 Because you don't understand it. 363 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,404 It makes total sense, Keith. 364 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,823 SHELDON: Please, just take your underpants and go. 365 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,203 Just say hi, keep it casual, 366 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,705 pretend like you don't care that much. 367 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,540 But I care the most. 368 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,083 See, that's gonna freak him out. 369 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:19,293 How do you know? 'Cause it's freaking me out. 370 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,671 Now go. 371 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,599 (inaudible dialogue) 372 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,352 (laughs) 373 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:39,522 No touching! That's right, you heard me! 374 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,694 (telephone ringing) Hello? 375 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,237 Hi, Connie. 376 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,906 Hi, John. 377 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:51,033 It was a nice surprise running into you the other day. 378 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,243 It was. 379 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,036 Anyway, question: 380 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:57,916 Do you think your friend June is interested in me romantically? 381 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,334 Oh, I... 382 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,712 Gee, I don't know. 383 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:05,047 I only ask because I'm not good at knowing 384 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,633 what other people are feeling. 385 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,884 I'm aware. 386 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:10,678 So could you ask her for me? No. 387 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,431 You're right, I should probably do it myself. 388 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,933 Can I have her number? 389 00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:18,561 Well, you won over a whole bar, 390 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,939 maybe you could win over June, too. 391 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:23,149 (telephone ringing) 392 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:26,694 Hello? 393 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,905 Hi, June. John Sturgis here. 394 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:31,031 We met the other day. 395 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:34,993 I'm, uh, the scientist who won over the whole bar. 396 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,955 Oh, sure, I remember you. 397 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,415 Good, good. Anyway, 398 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:43,085 I was wondering if you had any romantic interest in me. 399 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,296 Well, you don't beat around the bush, do you? 400 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,923 In medieval times, 401 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:50,384 hunters used to hire men to beat the area around bushes 402 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:55,139 with sticks in order to flush out game, so no, 403 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,975 I guess I don't do that. 404 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,143 John, 405 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,771 you're a really sweet guy, 406 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,815 but I didn't feel like 407 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,860 we had that kind of connection. 408 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,863 Oh. I see. 409 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,238 I'm sorry. 410 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,200 No, that's all right. Um... 411 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,618 You know, the truth is, 412 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,746 I'm-I'm still kind of heartbroken over Connie, 413 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,165 and, uh, I was hoping if 414 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,959 someone else liked me, 415 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,586 it might make it hurt less. 416 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:28,756 Well, I don't know either one of you very well, 417 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,467 but I wouldn't write off Connie just yet. 418 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,554 Why? Did she say something? 419 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:38,098 No, but, uh, it's just the way she looked at you. 420 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,560 See? That's what I'm terrible at. 421 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,311 How do you people do it? 422 00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:45,356 Look, I know she's with Dale right now, 423 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,274 but we were married for a long time. 424 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,986 Trust me, he's gonna screw this up. 425 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:54,156 Follow up question: Should I mention any of this to Connie? 426 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,242 Mm, I wouldn't. 427 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,995 Excellent. Bye. on: Should I mention any of this to Connie?