1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,462 Previously on Young Sheldon... Well, we've covered 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:04,755 football and grandkids... 3 00:00:04,797 --> 00:00:06,841 Maybe we've run out of stuff to talk about. 4 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:08,592 We forgot about your ex-husband. 5 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:10,845 (laughs) The one you're dating. 6 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:14,055 Well, I know not to piss him off during a hailstorm. 7 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,975 Well, did he tell you that I was naked 8 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:17,351 when he locked me out? 9 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:18,936 (laughing): What were you doing naked 10 00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,980 with a golf club in a hailstorm? 11 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:24,065 Ah, you know, it was the '70s. 12 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,485 I was just calling to let you know I read your paper. 13 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,612 The masses for your neutrinos are impossible. 14 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:32,783 I completely rewrote the whole thing from scratch. 15 00:00:32,825 --> 00:00:35,035 I know credits are usually listed alphabetically, 16 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:37,955 but I'm completely fine with my name going second. 17 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:40,582 I'm not putting your name on it in any way. 18 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:41,625 Grant Linkletter. 19 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:43,711 Dr. Sturgis has stolen my work 20 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,754 and is using it in his own paper. 21 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:47,631 How dare you accuse me 22 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:49,048 of plagiarism! 23 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,759 I don't want to see you in my class anymore. 24 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:52,553 (dial tone drones) 25 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,891 MARY: I see, Dr. Sturgis. 26 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:01,353 Yes, that is unforgivable behavior. 27 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,605 Okay. Bye. 28 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,691 Did he apologize? 29 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,317 No. He is very upset with you. 30 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,403 Well, I'm upset with him. 31 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:11,488 That doesn't excuse you from trying 32 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,949 to get him in trouble by calling Dr. Linkletter. 33 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:16,076 Who else was I supposed to tattle to? 34 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,161 I doubt his mother's still alive. 35 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:20,497 Sheldon, I understand why you're upset, 36 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:22,917 but you still owe him an apology. 37 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,919 Then you don't understand. 38 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,671 Well, for now, it sounds like you two 39 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:29,548 could use a little quiet time. 40 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,926 Fine. I'll switch over to Dr. Linkletter's class. 41 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,594 He's a foot taller than Sturgis 42 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,596 and can reach more of the chalkboard. 43 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:37,890 What I meant was... 44 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:41,060 maybe it's time to take a break from your college classes. 45 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,604 What? Why? I've gotten straight As. 46 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:46,065 I know you're smart enough for college. 47 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:49,150 I'm just not sure you're mature enough. 48 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:51,486 Well, it appears you've backed me into a corner. 49 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,530 I would throw a tantrum right now, 50 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:56,075 but that would just prove your point. 51 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,159 Where are you going? 52 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:00,079 To play with my trains. 53 00:02:00,119 --> 00:02:03,916 Which may sound immature, but it's a hobby many old men enjoy. 54 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:07,962 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 55 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:11,006 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 56 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:13,341 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 57 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,594 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 58 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:20,181 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 59 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,353 (whistle blows) 60 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,607 (laughing) 61 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,776 I'm the only cheerleader you should be looking at. 62 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:33,570 Oh. Hi. Oh, I was trying to find you. 63 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:36,323 Just wanted to wish you a good game. Thank you. 64 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:37,866 I'm gonna be cheering for you. 65 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:40,119 Great. Unless I catch you looking at someone else. 66 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,369 Then you'll regret it. 67 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,621 (chuckles) 68 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,873 I'm not kidding. 69 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:47,918 Hi, George. 70 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,004 Oh, hey, Ms. Hutchins. 71 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:52,673 I don't think I've ever seen you at a game before. 72 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:55,134 Well, uh, it's Friday, and I promised my therapist 73 00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:57,928 I'd try one new thing a week. And you picked football. 74 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,429 Good for you. 75 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,849 I don't suppose Sheldon's here? 76 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:04,726 Nah, he doesn't much care for outdoor sports. 77 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,436 Or sports. 78 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,063 Or the outdoors. 79 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,357 I was hoping I'd have someone to sit with. 80 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:12,359 Ah, sorry. That's okay. 81 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,570 It was my fault for letting myself feel hope. 82 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:18,490 You're welcome to watch from the sidelines. 83 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,451 Thanks. Watching life go by from the sidelines 84 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,662 is kind of my thing. 85 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,040 Hey, heads up! 86 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,835 (whistles blow) (exclaiming) 87 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,046 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 88 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:33,588 I don't think so. 89 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,049 Call an ambulance. 90 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,550 Don't worry, 91 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,010 we're gonna get you taken care of. 92 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:42,139 If I die, tell my therapist I hate him. 93 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,307 SHELDON: And who says 94 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,060 you have to be mature to go to college? 95 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:47,352 I've seen Animal House. 96 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,479 You have? Well, I've seen the poster. 97 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:52,066 Those people are not college material. 98 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:54,275 Moon Pie, I know you don't like to hear this, 99 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,737 but there are some things in life 100 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:58,780 that can only be learned in time. 101 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,991 So you must have learned them all, huh? 102 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:03,660 Get out of my house. 103 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:07,915 Hang in there. I'm hangin'. 104 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:11,334 Hey, this will be quite a story to tell your grandkids, huh? 105 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,711 I live alone. I'm single. 106 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,546 I don't think grandkids are in the picture. 107 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,716 Oh. Well, I... I got a wife, kids. It's... 108 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,634 It's overrated. 109 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:21,720 And then my mother said 110 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,722 I wasn't mature enough for college. 111 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,057 Can you believe that? 112 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:26,641 Absolutely. 113 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,143 So you're on their side, too? 114 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:30,353 I'm Vietnamese. In my culture, 115 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:31,772 until your parents die, 116 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,941 you're basically a baby. Really? 117 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:36,610 My grandmother still treats my dad like a child. 118 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:37,986 At dinner, he can't sit 119 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,404 until she sits, 120 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,698 and he can't speak until he's spoken to. 121 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,742 Well, I'm glad I'm not Vietnamese. 122 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,619 It's not as fun as I make it look. 123 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,287 Mm. 124 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:50,707 Well, you can't bring her home to an empty apartment. 125 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,459 Bring her here, and we'll look after her 126 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,961 until she's back on her feet. 127 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:55,045 You sure? 128 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:56,255 Of course. 129 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,464 We'll set her up in Georgie's room. 130 00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:59,340 Thanks, Mare. See you in a bit. 131 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:00,926 Hey, George. 132 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:04,554 It's real nice of you, taking care of her like this. 133 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,431 Well, it was kinda my fault. 134 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,391 Kinda? It was all your fault. 135 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,144 Bye. 136 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,645 Hey. 137 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,897 Hey. How'd we do? 138 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,857 You didn't miss anything. That bad? 139 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:18,359 I can safely say you saw the best hit of the night. 140 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,279 (sighs): Whew. 141 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,613 How's she doing? 142 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,698 Well, not bad. 143 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,200 Could be worse. 144 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,786 A little whiplash, 145 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,788 couple of bruised ribs, 146 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,414 broken arm... 147 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,167 and collarbone. 148 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:34,668 But that's it. 149 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,335 Pretty funny how you jumped out of the way 150 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:37,504 and let her get clobbered. 151 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,047 I did not jump out of the way! 152 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:40,339 Oh, yeah, you did. 153 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:41,800 (chuckles): They got you on tape. 154 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,177 Okay, fine. 155 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,804 But that was pure instinct. 156 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,765 Besides, she shouldn't have been standing on the sidelines. 157 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,309 Why was she there? 158 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,894 I told her she could. 159 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:54,855 (laughing): Oh, man, you must feel terrible. 160 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,064 Yeah, of course I do. 161 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,233 I mean, it's all on you. 162 00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,818 You done? 163 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:03,655 Oh-ho-ho, baby, I'm just getting started. 164 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:09,286 Oh, you poor dear. Come on in. 165 00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:11,496 Thanks. I hope I'm not putting you out. 166 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,165 Of course not. 167 00:06:14,373 --> 00:06:15,959 Hi, Sheldon. 168 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:19,087 Can you believe my mother said I can't go to college? 169 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:25,260 So you just put her in my room without consulting me? 170 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:26,803 Consulting you? 171 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,138 Who cares what you think? 172 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,556 Well, I ain't gonna sleep on the couch. 173 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:30,849 It's just for a few nights 174 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,517 until she can take care of herself. 175 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,686 Can I at least stay at Meemaw's? 176 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,688 If you promise not to come back. 177 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,815 Why you got to be so mean to me? 178 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:41,026 It just feels right. 179 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,485 (sighs) 180 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,864 And then after Dr. Sturgis incorporated my math, 181 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,242 he refused to give me a coauthor credit. 182 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:50,660 Sheldon, she doesn't want to hear about that. 183 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:52,037 It's okay. 184 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,664 So, when your bones broke, did you hear a crunch? 185 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:56,208 No. 186 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:59,211 Did my dad have to give you mouth-to-mouth? No. 187 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:02,339 I don't know how my mom kisses him. 188 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,384 Next up, we have this rose.. 189 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:07,969 Who buys this crap? 190 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,930 Me, after three beers. 191 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,973 I mean, look at this damn thing. 192 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:14,142 What was I thinking? 193 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,476 (chuckles) 194 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,062 (infomercial continues) 195 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,980 Can I ask you a personal question? 196 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,440 You're not in my will. 197 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:22,067 It's about my girlfriend. 198 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,235 Uh-oh. 199 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:24,736 Uh, nothing bad. 200 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,988 It's just, I've been seeing Jana for a while now, 201 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,949 and I like her fine... 202 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:32,202 but it feels like she's getting more serious than I want to be. 203 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:35,163 Georgie, until you're married, 204 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,457 you are not tied down to anybody. 205 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:40,001 You just go ahead and do whatever you want. 206 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:42,212 Play the field. Have some fun. 207 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:43,838 Interesting. 208 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,341 That's what Dale said, too. 209 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:48,467 Oh, did he? 210 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,429 Yeah. 211 00:07:50,469 --> 00:07:52,139 My boyfriend? 212 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,141 (chuckles): Yeah. 213 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:57,018 SHELDON: If I don't go 214 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,603 to college, what am I supposed to do? 215 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,855 Spend all my days in high school? 216 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,107 How sad is that? 217 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,567 Pretty sad. 218 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,153 You always did get me. 219 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,613 Sounds like you're feeling misunderstood. 220 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,158 I am-- by Dr. Sturgis, my mother, 221 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:14,453 and possibly the entire Vietnamese culture. 222 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:19,082 Do you understand that I'm in a little bit of pain right now? 223 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:21,960 Oh, I'm sorry. I should be exhibiting compassion. 224 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,211 Aw. 225 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,754 Wait, I can do better. 226 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:25,922 Aw. 227 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,466 Nailed it. 228 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,967 It's time for your pain pill. 229 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,844 Be careful. You could become addicted 230 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,095 and lose your job. 231 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,305 Which is all you have. 232 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:35,474 (sighs) Get out of here. 233 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:37,892 Thank you. 234 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,312 (groans) You-you comfortable? 235 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:42,022 Can I get you anything else? 236 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,358 No. I-I'm okay. 237 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:46,901 You've been so kind to welcome me 238 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,028 into your home. 239 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,488 Well, it's the least we could do. 240 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:53,283 It's so nice to be around a family like this. 241 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:57,162 (crying): I've been alone 242 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,706 for... so long. 243 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:02,917 Honestly, if it weren't for the cats, I'd have no one. 244 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,295 Oh, wait. The cats! 245 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:07,464 I abandoned Edgar and Allan. 246 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,007 Edgar and Allan? 247 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,675 Poe ran away. 248 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,178 Would you please go feed them and tell them I love them? 249 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:16,306 Uh... any chance this could wait till morning? 250 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:18,683 (crying): I guess. 251 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,145 Where you off to? 252 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,272 Cats! 253 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,316 So you think he's seeing somebody else? 254 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:28,609 I don't think I should be talking about this. 255 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,779 He's my boss. Well, he's my boyfriend, so spill it. 256 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:35,200 It's weird when old people say "boyfriend." 257 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:38,078 Fine. My lover. 258 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,329 Well, that's worse. 259 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:40,747 Then talk! 260 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,957 The only woman I've really seen him with 261 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,419 is his ex-wife. Oh, yeah, but he hates her. 262 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,170 Don't seem like it. 263 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,714 What do you mean by that? 264 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,509 They seem friendly. How friendly? 265 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:56,137 I don't know. He's nice to her. How nice?! 266 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,557 Do you mind? I'm trying to watch this. 267 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,016 Now look at this little guy... 268 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,436 ♪ ♪ 269 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,192 (meow) 270 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,527 Son of a bitch! 271 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:12,028 Here! Edgar! Or Allan. 272 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,405 Whichever the hell one you are. 273 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:14,989 They ever leave the store together? 274 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,242 Can I please just go to bed? 275 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,119 Just answer the damn question. 276 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,704 I feel like I'm gonna get fired for this. 277 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:22,956 Georgie, don't worry. 278 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,708 Anything you say is gonna stay right here. 279 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,335 But you lie all the time. 280 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,045 I learned to lie from you. 281 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,131 See what a special bond we have? 282 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,258 Now answer the damn question! 283 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,261 (sighs) 284 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,512 (wallet thuds) 285 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,931 Why were you gone for so long? 286 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,058 (whispers): I don't want to talk about it. 287 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:49,065 ♪ ♪ 288 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:53,111 Whoa. What's that? 289 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,696 It's a ghost detector that came in my cereal box. 290 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,784 It's just a piece of paper. 291 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,869 Then why did it move in my hand? 292 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,204 From perspiration. 293 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,414 Or ghosts. 294 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,291 (sighs) 295 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,584 Mornin'. 296 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:08,960 Did you check on Ms. Hutchins? 297 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,128 Is she still alive? 298 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,297 Of course she is. Why? 299 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,174 No reason. 300 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,009 I'm gonna go eat my breakfast with her. 301 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,802 Sheldon, just let her rest. 302 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,638 It's okay. She enjoys my company. 303 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:22,849 Also, she understands what I'm going through with Dr. Sturgis. 304 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,058 Excuse me. 305 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,768 I am just trying to help you grow up 306 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,562 to be a functional adult. 307 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:30,524 Me? This one's looking for cereal ghosts. 308 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,025 Looking for and found 'em. 309 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:34,693 I don't care. You are not ready for college. 310 00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:37,614 If it were up to you, I'd still be in grade school. 311 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:42,536 If you think this is mature behavior, it isn't! 312 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:45,372 (exhales) 313 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:48,542 Being a mom's hard, isn't it? 314 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,835 Sometimes. 315 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,463 If you ever want to talk about it, 316 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:54,673 I'm here for you. 317 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:56,132 Ooh, it's moving again. 318 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,386 You're so lucky. 319 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,514 You're gonna have to walk me through that. 320 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,391 Well, you don't have anyone in your house telling you 321 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,100 what you can or can't do. 322 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,435 Right, Sheldon. 323 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,187 I don't have anyone. 324 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,480 I just said that. 325 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,691 Are you becoming a drug addict already? 326 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:14,108 Mornin'. (chuckles) 327 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,320 Got you some Shipley's Do-Nuts and coffee. 328 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,197 What happened to your face? 329 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,532 Oh. Uh... 330 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,576 either Edgar or Allan. (chuckles) 331 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:23,993 Oh, that was Edgar. 332 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,287 He can be a rascal. 333 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,503 Good mornin'. Mornin'. 334 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,255 Did you sleep good? 335 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,673 Yeah. 336 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,341 Want some pancakes? 337 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,551 Sure. 338 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,511 Just one more question about Dale. 339 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,554 Bye. 340 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,931 ♪ ♪ 341 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,062 There we go. 342 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,731 Nice little bite-size pieces. 343 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:53,981 HUTCHINS: Thanks, George, 344 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,692 but I-I think I can manage. 345 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,235 No, no. My pleasure. 346 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,946 He feels so guilty, he'll do anything you ask him. 347 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:01,615 That's enough from you. He bought me 348 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,700 an Easy-Bake Oven when he closed the car door on my thumb. 349 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,535 Unlike my mother, who feels no guilt 350 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,454 after hurting her children. 351 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,913 How dare you. 352 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,540 I am trying to keep you safe 353 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,626 until such a time as you can make adult decisions. 354 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:13,752 I can make them now. 355 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,211 Hey, hey. We have a guest. 356 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,963 Let's pretend like we like each other. 357 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,005 (chuckles) 358 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,882 Mare, do your grace thing. 359 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,636 ♪ I love the melody... ♪ 360 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,137 You okay with Mexican? 361 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,388 Oh, yeah. Terrific. 362 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,931 All right. 363 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,807 Now, I got Tums in the glovebox for the ride home. 364 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:31,269 Great. (chuckles) (chuckles softly) 365 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,730 So, you talk to June lately? 366 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:37,024 Uh, not in a couple of days. Why? 367 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,652 Oh, no reason. 368 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,320 I was just kind of thinking about calling her myself. 369 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,113 I mean, if you're okay with that. 370 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,783 You want to call my ex-wife, go ahead. 371 00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:46,159 Call her. 372 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,286 Well, I wouldn't want you to feel uncomfortable. 373 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,579 Yeah, you would. 374 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:50,789 Yeah, I would. (chuckles) 375 00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,624 I think it's nice 376 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,292 that y'all get along as well as you do. 377 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,834 Mm-hmm. 378 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,504 Where are we going with this? 379 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,756 Oh, just nothing. Makin' conversation. 380 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,174 Okay. 381 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,509 You sleeping with her? 382 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:03,842 Lord, no. 383 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,762 She's my ex-wife. Come on. 384 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:10,141 Oh, my gosh, what kind of sicko sleeps with their ex-wife? 385 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,643 Where is this coming from? 386 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,102 Are you jealous? 387 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,853 No. 388 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,731 I'd just like to know, you know, 389 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,274 what kind of relationship we're in. 390 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:21,402 I mean, are we seeing other people or what? 391 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,404 Connie Tucker, 392 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:26,032 are you asking me to go steady? 393 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,576 You know what I'm asking, jackass. (chuckles) 394 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:29,994 All right, all right, all right. 395 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,163 You listen to me. Now, I'm 72 years old. 396 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,832 Do you think I have enough stamina 397 00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:36,292 to go playing around with other women? 398 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,085 You saying the only reason you're seeing me 399 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,920 is you're too old and tired to see anybody else? (sighs) 400 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,382 (groans softly) Give me the Tums. 401 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,518 I could kiss you forever. 402 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,436 Uh, that's kind of a long time. 403 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,021 You got somewhere else to be? 404 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,897 No. It's just that, 405 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:00,817 eventually, we're gonna get hungry. 406 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:04,028 Why do I keep getting the feeling you're not into this? 407 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,573 Oh, I am into this. 408 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,449 But? 409 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,243 (exhales) 410 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:13,872 I mean, we're real young, and who knows what's gonna happen? 411 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,915 I know. And you should, too. 412 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:17,625 Don't feel bad. 413 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,419 I don't know lots of stuff. 414 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,796 So, as long as we're on the subject, 415 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,339 are you seeing anybody else? 416 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,550 No. 417 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,844 How about that nutty professor? 418 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,136 We're just friends. 419 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,556 Yeah, well, that's what June and I are-- 420 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,474 just friends. 421 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,896 So what are we? 422 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,147 I don't know. 423 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,566 What do you want to call it? 424 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:46,112 I guess, a... 425 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,989 committed relationship. 426 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,492 Mm. Works for me. 427 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,661 Okay. Hmm. 428 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,830 It's settled. 429 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,629 Connie. 430 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,506 This relationship is suffocating me. 431 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,175 (chuckles) 432 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,553 What'd I say? 433 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,930 I'm not enough for you. (cries) 434 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,556 I didn't say that. 435 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,642 Just be honest. 436 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,602 You want to date other girls. 437 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,479 I don't want to date other girls instead of you, 438 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,690 just... in addition to you. 439 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,318 Drop dead. 440 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,322 (starts engine) 441 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:37,121 Okay, but I'm gonna follow you and make sure you get home safe! 442 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,997 Do whatever you want. 443 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:41,835 If you walk to Dairy Queen, I'll buy you a Blizzard. 444 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,421 Want me to turn on some music? 445 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:48,925 (rock music playing) 446 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:55,348 Well, this is just delicious, Mary. 447 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,724 Thank you. 448 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,059 Bite-sized enough for you? 449 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,061 Oh. Perfect. (chuckles) 450 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,564 (sighs) 451 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,023 How long do I have to sit here 452 00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,276 and sulk before someone asks me what's wrong? 453 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,612 Maybe people are tired of hearing about it. 454 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,781 Ms. Hutchins, would you care to chime in? 455 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,116 Oh, I-I don't want to get in the middle 456 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,994 of a family issue, but... 457 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:18,162 I will say that I once had a falling out 458 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,956 with someone very close to me. 459 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,207 What happened? 460 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:24,251 We ended up parting ways on bad terms. 461 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,005 I-I still regret it. 462 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,007 But you were right and they were wrong? 463 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,257 You know what, 464 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,010 it doesn't feel like it matters anymore. 465 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,971 And not a day goes by that I don't miss them. 466 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,852 Perhaps I do owe Dr. Sturgis an apology. 467 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,187 I was talking about your mother. 468 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,481 I'll circle back to her. 469 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,318 Thank you. 470 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,111 I can't believe you got through to him. 471 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,572 Happy to help. 472 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,949 So, who was the person you had the fight with? 473 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,409 It was my cat, Poe. 474 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,620 She ran away when I switched to dry food. 475 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,290 It was cheaper. 476 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,505 Good night, baby. Night, Mama. 477 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,926 I'm really sorry, Mom. 478 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,469 (exhales) I forgive you. 479 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,638 But just because you straightened things out 480 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,558 with Dr. Sturgis doesn't mean you're going back to college. 481 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,268 Yes, it does. No, it doesn't. 482 00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:25,187 I hope you know you're jeopardizing our relationship. 483 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,440 I will take that risk. 484 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,191 (kiss) Good night. 485 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,319 You know I'll eventually wear you down. 486 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,238 We'll see. 487 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,407 I'm pretty tough. 488 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,327 ADULT SHELDON: I eventually wore her down. 489 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,538 There's just so much of me anybody can take. 490 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,294 NEWSCASTER: In local news, Friday night's football game 491 00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,797 was marred by a brutal injury, 492 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,591 when football coach George Cooper saved himself 493 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:57,720 at the expense of beloved school librarian Cheryl Hutchins. 494 00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,346 Oh, no. 495 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:03,059 We warn you, the following footage is hard to watch. 496 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,518 Well, then, don't show it. 497 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,604 (grunting) 498 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,773 (whistle blows) 499 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,400 Let's see it again in slow motion. 500 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,653 GEORGE SR.: This is not news. ion.