1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:03,253 ("Turkey in the Straw" plays nearby) 2 00:00:03,295 --> 00:00:05,297 Ice cream. 3 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:06,674 Ice cream, Mom-- can I? 4 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:09,551 Sure. Ice cream! 5 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:11,428 Don't you need money? 6 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:12,847 I need money! 7 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:16,141 Thank you. Don't run! 8 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:17,392 Okay! 9 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,644 (exhales) 10 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:19,770 Shelly, you want ice cream? 11 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:21,229 MISSY: Ice cream! 12 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,940 All right. 13 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:25,275 Here you go. 14 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:26,568 And no runnin'. 15 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:28,278 In these loafers? Not a chance. 16 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,029 I was jokin'. 17 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:32,199 Okay. 18 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:34,702 ADULT SHELDON: It was turning out to be 19 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,161 the perfect Saturday. 20 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,205 The ice cream man had extra napkins. 21 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,915 I had tons of homework. 22 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:42,877 And I was about to enjoy an orange sherbet Push-Up, 23 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:44,879 which was the only kind of Push-Up 24 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,672 I could actually finish. 25 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,423 Then it all came crashing down. 26 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:50,551 (crash) 27 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:51,969 (ice cream splats) 28 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:53,470 There's no telling who could buy that house! 29 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:54,972 What if they have dogs? 30 00:00:55,014 --> 00:00:56,306 What if they have birds? 31 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:57,892 What if they have both and the birds 32 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,560 learned to bark like dogs? 33 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,562 Sheldon, you're gettin' yourself all worked up. 34 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:04,063 For good reason-- that house is six feet away from my bedroom 35 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:06,650 window-- who knows what kind of smells could jump the gap? 36 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:10,445 Uh, cigarette smoke, a scented candle, a durian? 37 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:11,780 What's a durian? 38 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:14,241 A vile-smelling fruit of the genus Durio. 39 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:15,617 When did you smell that? 40 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,953 I haven't, and I'd like to keep it that way. 41 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,287 It might be nice. 42 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,790 It might be a family with kids your age. 43 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:24,501 I already live with a kid my age-- not a fan! 44 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,754 (slurps) 45 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:29,882 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 46 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:32,676 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 47 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:35,220 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 48 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:38,015 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 49 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:42,269 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 50 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:44,605 (knocking) 51 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,691 What's up? 52 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:50,027 Can I talk to you about serious woman stuff? 53 00:01:50,069 --> 00:01:51,737 Of course. 54 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,740 Is this a... iced tea conversation 55 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,742 or a hot tea conversation? 56 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:59,078 Definitely hot. 57 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,747 Uh-oh. 58 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,331 So what's goin' on? 59 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,499 (sighs) 60 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,794 I think I have a boyfriend. 61 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,837 Wow. 62 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,422 But you cannot tell Mom. 63 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,717 Oh, of course-- I love not telling your mother stuff. 64 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:16,053 So what-what-what's his name? 65 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:18,346 Marcus Adam Larson, he's 11 and a half, 66 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,557 he has blond hair, his favorite color's green 67 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:22,101 and he's learning how to skateboard, 68 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,602 but he's not very good yet. 69 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,396 Okay, well, I have to ask, now... 70 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,816 at your age, having a boyfriend, what does that mean? 71 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:31,986 Do you, uh... go out on dates? 72 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,320 No. 73 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:36,782 Um... well, d-do you hold hands? 74 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,951 I wish, but no. 75 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,996 So how do you know he's your boyfriend? 76 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:43,497 Because this happened. 77 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:49,544 Wow. 78 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:52,255 I didn't realize you had documentation. 79 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:54,466 I know. 80 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:10,189 Something suspicious is happening next door. 81 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:11,650 Like what? 82 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,610 Groups of strangers keep coming and going. 83 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:15,946 They must be using the house to sell drugs. 84 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:18,782 No one's selling drugs, they're just havin' an open house. 85 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:20,159 What's that? 86 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:21,994 They open up the house so people interested 87 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:23,244 in buyin' it can take a look. 88 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:26,623 That explains why 911 hung up on me. 89 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,588 ADULT SHELDON: I had no choice but to determine 90 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,549 if any of these prospective home buyers 91 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,300 would be suitable neighbors. 92 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:40,012 This shifty fellow? 93 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,138 He looks like trouble. 94 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,639 That woman and 95 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,725 whatever dark secret is hiding in her bag? 96 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,727 Probably a machete. 97 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:50,271 Oh, this lady seems promising. 98 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:53,901 (faint crying) 99 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,778 (baby crying) 100 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,613 Not on my watch. 101 00:03:58,655 --> 00:03:59,990 MAN: Please look around. 102 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,449 If you have any questions, I'll be right here. 103 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,077 Excuse me, is there someone in charge here? 104 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:04,494 That would be me. 105 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:05,746 Mr. Lundy? 106 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,247 What are you doing here? 107 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:09,416 I'm the realtor. 108 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:11,543 But you're a teacher and an actor. 109 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,588 And while those both pay so well, 110 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:17,424 I like to do this on the weekends for fun. 111 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:19,342 (chuckles) Why are you here? 112 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:20,761 I live next door and I'm concerned 113 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,387 about who the new neighbor might be. 114 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:25,682 Don't you worry, I will personally make sure that 115 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:29,310 your new neighbor is whoever forks over the most money. 116 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:30,478 Thank you. 117 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,730 Wait. 118 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,857 So if you want to be his girlfriend 119 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:36,526 and he wants to be your boyfriend, 120 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,153 what's the problem? 121 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:41,281 He also plays baseball, and this weekend... 122 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:43,825 I have to pitch against him. 123 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,660 Yeah, so? 124 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:48,789 So if I strike him out, he might get mad and break up with me. 125 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,832 Well, why would he do that? 126 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,626 I've struck out a bunch of boys. 127 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,044 They all get real mad. 128 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:57,422 You're gonna pitch bad to him on purpose? 129 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,258 I was thinkin' about it. 130 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,260 That is not what you are gonna do. 131 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,762 You are gonna do your best, and if you strike him out, 132 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,388 he will respect you for it. 133 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,807 I don't know. 134 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:09,017 When I struck out Brian Morgan, he cried. 135 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,645 Now everyone calls him Cryin' Brian. (chuckles) 136 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:12,938 That's pretty funny. 137 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,313 Thanks, I started it. 138 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:15,690 (doorbell rings) 139 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:19,527 Mr. Lundy? 140 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:20,904 Come in. 141 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,697 What brings you here? 142 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,449 I'm the listing agent on the house next door. 143 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,118 But I thought you were a teacher and a-- 144 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,287 And an actor, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 145 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,206 You've got to get your son out of my open house. 146 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,791 Why, what's he doin'? 147 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,126 Well... 148 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:36,377 ♪ This is my house... ♪ 149 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:37,587 I noticed there's hair on your coat. 150 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,506 Clearly yours is falling out, 151 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:40,799 but do you also have pets? 152 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,468 ♪ Get out there, that is my house... ♪ 153 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,095 I detect a hint of garlic. 154 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:47,014 Do you enjoy cooking stinky foods 155 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,682 or are you afraid of vampires? 156 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:50,058 ♪ You got to, you got to, you got to... ♪ 157 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,477 Is there any chance you're just fat? 158 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:55,396 ♪ ♪ 159 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,232 Oh, dear, I'll go get him. 160 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,026 Thank you. 161 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:02,487 Kind of a dump. 162 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:03,697 But I could sell it. 163 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,199 ♪ Get out, hey. ♪ 164 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,413 Why are you reading about property code? 165 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,582 The house next door to mine is for sale, 166 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:17,252 and I'm looking for ways to control who moves in there. 167 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:20,672 When my family moved to Texas, they burned our fishing boat. 168 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,966 Tam, we're talking about my problems right now. 169 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,718 We usually are. 170 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,469 Ooh, listen to this: "A seller 171 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,638 "or seller's agent must disclose if a homicide 172 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,057 has occurred on the property." 173 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,474 Why is that helpful? 174 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,643 That could scare off any unwanted buyers. 175 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,687 Has there ever been a murder next door? 176 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,772 I sure hope so. 177 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,234 Hello, Officer Robin. 178 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,693 This is Sheldon Cooper. 179 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:42,986 What's wrong, Sheldon? 180 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,487 I was wondering if anyone was murdered 181 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,198 in the house next door to mine. 182 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,367 You mean murdered today? 183 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:50,660 No, ever, but today would work, too. 184 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:53,372 It'll take me a while to check. 185 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:54,789 That's fine, I can hold. 186 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:57,209 Tell Mr. Givens I may be a little late to class. 187 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:59,002 It's a police matter. 188 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,212 Sheldon's gonna be late. 189 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:01,420 Well, all right! 190 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:04,132 It's a police ma-- Don't care. 191 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:05,466 Yes, I'm still here. 192 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,968 Sorry, no murders. 193 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:09,470 Just one death from natural causes in 194 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:10,764 1948. 195 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,933 How can we be sure it wasn't foul play? 196 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,601 The man was 96 years old, Sheldon. 197 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:17,104 That's a lot of years to make enemies. 198 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,397 Bye. 199 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:19,940 (line clicks, dial tone sounds) 200 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:22,817 MEEMAW: So, 201 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:24,485 you playin' the Tigers on Saturday? 202 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,696 Should be an easy win. 203 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:29,199 Their best player's parents are getting a divorce. 204 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:30,992 He's pretty distracted. 205 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,660 Well, there's a lucky break. 206 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:35,914 I just hope it drags out through playoffs. 207 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,375 So how you feel about 208 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,585 not pitchin' Missy? 209 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,212 Why would I do that? 210 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:45,215 Well, she's growin' up 211 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:48,135 and she's going through some new stuff... 212 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,970 Oh, I don't want to hear about that. 213 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,430 No, no, no, she's-- 214 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,890 she's got a crush on a boy on the other team, 215 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:56,851 and she's worried that if she strikes him out, 216 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,395 that it will embarrass him. 217 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:00,314 Well, that's too bad, she's our pitcher. 218 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:01,982 She's gonna do her job. 219 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:05,360 Well, she's also an 11-year-old girl with big feelings. 220 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:08,488 And I'm a cranky old man with no feelings. 221 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,994 Well, I've always thought that underneath that tough exterior, 222 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:17,705 there was a shred of compassion. 223 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:22,002 Yeah, I know what you're doing. 224 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,753 What am I doing? 225 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:26,923 You're using your feminine wiles to get your way. 226 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,258 Mm-mm-mm. 227 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,135 Smart and handsome. 228 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,847 You forgot tall. 229 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,515 Don't say that. 230 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:38,768 Never... say that. 231 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:41,896 Goonies... 232 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:45,692 never say die. 233 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:48,945 Well done. 234 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:51,198 Very moving. 235 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,367 And speaking of moving, 236 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:56,161 if any of your parents are in the market for a two-bedroom, 237 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,955 two-bath ranch-style with a updated kitchen, 238 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,458 have them give me a call. 239 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,751 (school bell rings) 240 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,504 All right, very good. 241 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,048 How about next week we try some monologues from actual theater? 242 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:09,549 Just a thought. 243 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,009 Mr. Lundy. 244 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,344 Oh, what now? 245 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,137 What happened with the open house 246 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,555 after you had me kicked out? Were there any potential buyers? 247 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,266 And if so, can I have their names so I can run 248 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,435 a background check with my friends in blue? 249 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:23,480 (chuckles) Sheldon, if you think you're gonna 250 00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:27,317 stop me from selling this house, you're wrong. 251 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:28,902 Oh, am I? 252 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,530 They tried to stop me from staging The Crucible 253 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,865 on roller skates. 254 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:37,660 A lot of understudies went on that day... 255 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:40,747 but so did the show. 256 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,584 You do not want me as an enemy. 257 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,462 Or as a friend, sibling or student, I've been told. 258 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,880 All right, look, if it's so important to you, 259 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,507 why don't you just go out 260 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:52,467 and find a buyer that you'd be happy with? 261 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:55,345 So if I find someone I deem acceptable, 262 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:57,305 you'd sell them the house? 263 00:09:57,347 --> 00:10:00,308 If the bank approves, so do I. 264 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,436 Excellent. 265 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,603 I wonder if Stephen Hawking would like Texas. 266 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,064 It's very flat. 267 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,649 Oh, I can't afford a house, 268 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:11,111 but I'm flattered you'd want me next door. 269 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,653 Of course I would. You don't have enough friends 270 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:13,988 to throw a party. 271 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:17,367 Yeah, well... 272 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:19,869 Neither-neither do you! 273 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,747 (chuckles): So, you think after seeing you every day at school, 274 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,625 I'd want to go home, look out my window 275 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:28,545 and see-see more of you? 276 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:32,006 Yes. Hey, maybe we could ride to school together. 277 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,258 We could play car games. 278 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,760 (laughing): Stop, you're killing me. 279 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,679 I'm sorry, why would I want to live next door to you? 280 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:39,973 Ask Mr. Givens. 281 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,891 Apparently, I'm hilarious. 282 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,394 That's sweet of you for asking, 283 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,728 but I'd rather 284 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,022 stick my finger in a pencil sharpener 285 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,608 and crank away. 286 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,819 I would love to, Sheldon, 287 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,446 but there's a district rule 288 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:57,073 that says a principal can't live next door to a student. 289 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,783 That makes sense. 290 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,119 Does it? Good. 291 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,583 Hey. Robin says the house 292 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,959 next door to y'all is for sale. 293 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,628 Oh, yeah, it is. 294 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,129 Is it nice? 295 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,090 Uh... nice enough. 296 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,050 Why? Are you thinking about moving? 297 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,970 I wasn't, but Robin's not crazy about living in a house 298 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,347 I shared with my ex-wife. 299 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,931 That's understandable. 300 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,142 I want her to be happy. 'Cause I love her. 301 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,227 Not just 'cause she's a cop with a gun. (chuckles) 302 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,313 But that's part of it. Well, 303 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,107 I'm sure there are lots of wonderful houses out there. 304 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,984 I'd be happy to help you look. 305 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,363 Do you not want us to look at the one next to you? 306 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,365 Oh, no, of course not. 307 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,825 You should absolutely look at it. 308 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,952 As well as other houses. 309 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:46,414 I have to say, this isn't the reaction I was expecting. 310 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,917 No, it is the reaction you were expecting. 311 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:54,172 (chuckles): Excited that my boss might live next door to me. 312 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,714 Yay! 313 00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:58,092 Well, my boss lives everywhere, 314 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,679 and you don't see me getting weird about it. 315 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,269 And then after you buy the house, you rent it out 316 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,563 to people who are preapproved by me. 317 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,648 I can't afford a second house. Georgie, 318 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,816 you make as much money as Dad. Why don't you buy it? 319 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,734 He does not make as much money as me. 320 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,862 No. But I don't have to spend mine 321 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,780 on stupid stuff like food and kids. 322 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,241 Mary, where's dinner? 323 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,451 So, is that a yes to buying the house? 324 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:26,162 Sorry. When I move out, it ain't gonna be 20 feet away, 325 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,872 and it's got to have a hot tub. 326 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,207 MARY: Sheldon, you need 327 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,709 to stop involving yourself in this. 328 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,627 You upset Mr. Lundy, 329 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,753 and you were rude to the people at the open house. 330 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:37,257 And he was bugging his teachers at school all day. 331 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,883 But Mr. Lundy said I could help him. 332 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,552 I don't care. 333 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:43,179 Even Pastor Jeff is talking about buying that house now. 334 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,639 That could work out. 335 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,100 His wife's a police officer, so built-in security. 336 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,269 And whenever I have a theological zinger, 337 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,020 I can call it right over the fence. 338 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,356 You want your boss living next door? 339 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,815 Not exactly. 340 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,443 You don't have to worry 341 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,361 about your boss. There's a district rule that says 342 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,779 that Principal Petersen cannot live next door to me. 343 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,949 That sounds made-up. 344 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,618 A principal who tells lies. 345 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,869 What are we gonna do with this one? 346 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,001 Here's the payroll checks. 347 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,794 Thank you. If you need anything else, 348 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:18,923 I'll be in my office, which is next door. 349 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,635 Sorry it's so close. (sighs) 350 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,930 Lord, I am trying my best. 351 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,391 Please help me with this situation. 352 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,602 Amen. 353 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:37,024 I meant fix him, not me. 354 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,236 SHELDON: Excuse me, 355 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,739 Mr. Lundy. I'm afraid I have some bad news. 356 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,449 Oh. What's going on? 357 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:48,202 My mother has forbidden me from helping you sell the house. 358 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,706 That... 359 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,959 is beyond bad news. 360 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,712 I don't think I can do this alone. 361 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,213 I'm sorry. It's not me. 362 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,133 No, I know it's not. 363 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:06,346 Just enjoyed being in the trenches with you. 364 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,681 As did I. 365 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:10,183 All right, Sheldon, I... 366 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,727 I guess I'll see you in the halls. 367 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,521 Again, I'm sorry. 368 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,607 Me, too. 369 00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:24,197 And scene. 370 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,716 Hey, uh, Cooper, 371 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,009 you know, I think I'm gonna have you sit this one out 372 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,302 and let Powell pitch. 373 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,722 Really? Yeah. 374 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:51,432 Kind of like to save your arm for the playoffs, okay? 375 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:53,267 Okay. 376 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,228 Do you want to save my arm, too? 377 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,479 No. 378 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,147 How about my legs? 379 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:01,401 You know, Billy, you never fail to brighten my day. 380 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,110 Cool. 381 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,405 Pastor Jeff, you got a second? 382 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,781 Of course. 383 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,283 I might've called before dropping in, 384 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,244 but that's just how I was raised. 385 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,749 I owe you an apology. 386 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:18,000 I was worried about us 387 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,252 working together 388 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,588 and then living next door to each other, 389 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:25,633 but I like you and Robin very much, 390 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,886 and if you want to look into that house, 391 00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:31,806 we would be lucky to have you as neighbors. 392 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,643 Thank you. That's nice to hear. 393 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,186 I mean it. 394 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,105 Good, 'cause Robin already looked at it, loved it, 395 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,441 put up police tape so no one else could get in. (chuckling) 396 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,278 Okay. 397 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,196 Ball four. 398 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,573 Oh, damn it. (cheering and applause) 399 00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:58,833 We're gonna lose. 400 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,209 Oh, we're gonna be fine. 401 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,878 Powell's got this. 402 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,255 I'll strike Marcus out. 403 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,048 Put me in. 404 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,135 Time! 405 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,511 Time! 406 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,639 I thought Marcus was your boyfriend. 407 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,140 Meemaw told you? 408 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:17,143 She's my girlfriend. You know, we talk about stuff. 409 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:20,688 So, all that about saving my arm for playoffs wasn't true? 410 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:21,940 I was just being nice. 411 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,441 Since when are you nice? 412 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,818 Well, don't get used to it. 413 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,236 Just go strike out your boyfriend. 414 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,489 Player change! 415 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,449 (claps) Come on, Cooper. 416 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,160 Good job. 417 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,120 Kind of. 418 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,506 Strike one! 419 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,341 Yes! Two more, Coop! 420 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,968 Two more! Come on. 421 00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:52,136 I thought we were saving her arm. 422 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:55,097 Not now, Billy. Okay. 423 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,103 (cheering and indistinct shouting) 424 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,563 (groaning) 425 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:03,731 Foul ball! 426 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,817 Yeah, okay! You got this! (sighs) 427 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,527 UMPIRE: Strike two. DALE: Hang in there! 428 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,403 No coddle. Come on, Coop. 429 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,656 Bear down. 430 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,669 Strike three! Yeah! 431 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,212 UMPIRE: You're out! That's my girl! 432 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,047 Yeah! 433 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:35,847 Good job! Way to go! 434 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,016 (chuckling and indistinct chatter) 435 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,518 We won! 436 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,853 ALL: Good game. Good game. 437 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,145 Good game. Good game. 438 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,605 Good game. Good game. Good game. 439 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,482 Good game. Good game. Good game. 440 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:55,241 Good game. 441 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,660 Good game. 442 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,459 ("New Sensation" by INXS playing) 443 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,672 Where the hell is she going? 444 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,841 ♪ Live, baby, live... ♪ 445 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,760 Missy! Where you going? 446 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:17,013 ♪ I got a new sensation ♪ 447 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,392 ♪ Well, so impossible to refuse ♪ 448 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,143 (door opens) 449 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,606 He held my hand! 450 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,691 High five! Don't touch it! 451 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,235 ♪ A new sensation. ♪ 452 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,617 We've got some exciting news. 453 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,493 They accepted our offer on the house! 454 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,745 We're gonna be neighbors. 455 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,538 (Robin laughs) That's wonderful. 456 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,999 Come in, come in. 457 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,500 (door closes) What's going on? 458 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,586 It looks like Pastor Jeff and Robin 459 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,212 are gonna move in next door. 460 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,589 And that's not the only news. 461 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,799 We're expecting. 462 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,425 (laughs) Oh! 463 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,176 What a beautiful blessing! 464 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:59,221 Aw. Hey, Sheldon, maybe someday you can babysit for us. 465 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:04,560 (baby crying) ♪ Rock-a-bye, baby. ♪ 466 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,941 Where you going? To apply for college. 467 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,943 When he sees the baby, he'll come around. 468 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,487 SHELDON: No, I won't.