1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:03,086 BOWERS: So, you can see that Sheldon has a baby tooth 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:05,547 that never fell out. Is that a problem? 3 00:00:05,589 --> 00:00:07,842 Well, it's gonna keep the adult tooth from coming down, and... 4 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,259 it's gonna need to be extracted. 5 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:12,179 Oh, he is not gonna be happy about that. 6 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:13,764 No, he is not. 7 00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:16,224 Are you sure we can't just wait this thing out? 8 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:17,935 It's gonna cause all the other teeth around it to come in 9 00:00:17,977 --> 00:00:20,855 crooked and, well, you know, braces can be expensive. 10 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:22,230 (groans) 11 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:25,317 He is gonna freak out about the pain 12 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:27,444 and the needle and the blood. 13 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:29,029 Yeah, I wouldn't mention that stuff when you tell him. 14 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:31,198 Uh, can't you tell him? 15 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:32,616 (laughs) I'm not gonna tell him. 16 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:35,160 But you're his doctor. And you're his mommy. 17 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:37,287 Which means that I have to deal with him all the time. 18 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:39,373 Help me out here. No. 19 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:42,041 Okay. Can we tell him together? 20 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:43,377 No. 21 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,630 All right. 22 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:50,551 What if I put your business card, free of charge, 23 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:53,929 in the next church newsletter? 24 00:00:55,096 --> 00:00:58,392 So, Sheldon, little bit of dental news. 25 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,185 You have a baby tooth 26 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:01,562 that never fell out. 27 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,564 Neat. Even my teeth are stubborn. 28 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:08,318 Anyway, in order for your teeth to come in straight, 29 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,238 Dr. Bowers is gonna need to pull it out. 30 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:13,574 Why didn't I hear this from him? 31 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,158 I had the same question. 32 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,786 But a tooth extraction is a major procedure. 33 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,287 Not necessarily. 34 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,122 Will there be blood? 35 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,123 A little. 36 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,124 Will there be a needle? 37 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,418 Maybe, but you won't feel it, 38 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,085 'cause he's gonna put you under first. 39 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:27,546 Put me under? With drugs? 40 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:28,923 That's even more dangerous. 41 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:31,132 Sheldon, lots of people get their teeth pulled. 42 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:32,718 It's not a big deal. 43 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:35,387 Stop enjoying this. 44 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,096 Sorry. No, you're not. 45 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:39,140 No, I'm not. (sighs) 46 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:42,185 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 47 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:44,980 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 48 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:47,566 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 49 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,818 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 50 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:54,406 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 51 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:04,332 This is not exactly the date night I'd envisioned 52 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,501 when I was shaving my legs. 53 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:07,669 I'm almost done. 54 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:08,837 We're elderly, you know? 55 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,839 If anything, dinner should be early. 56 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,173 Well, I'll tell you what, when I'm finished, 57 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:15,343 I am gonna whisk you off to the finest-- 58 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:18,472 and the only-- Chinese food place in town. 59 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:21,224 Ying's? Their nachos are weird. 60 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,310 I don't know, it's not a bad idea 61 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:26,981 to maybe venture out of Medford once in a while. 62 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:29,399 Even better, why don't we go away for the weekend? 63 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:30,901 Uh, come on-- You know how hard it is 64 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,152 for me to get out of the store. 65 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:34,195 What's the point of being the boss 66 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,239 if you can't get somebody else to do your work for you? 67 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:40,160 Uh, I might be able to leave Georgie in charge. 68 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:41,787 My grandson? 69 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,622 That'd be the one. 70 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,500 I want to go, so I'm just gonna say "good idea." 71 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:47,626 (chuckles) 72 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,210 (both laugh) 73 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:54,508 Hi, Sheldon, what can I do for you? 74 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:57,427 Do you have any books or videos on the Lamaze technique? 75 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:59,972 Uh-oh. Georgie get that girl pregnant? 76 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:01,765 It's for me. I need to have a tooth pulled, 77 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:04,267 and I'd like to do it without putting my brain on drugs. 78 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,978 Okay. 79 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,396 I've seen that commercial with the egg in the frying pan. 80 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,273 Very effective. Well, 81 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,734 since this is a high school, we don't have material 82 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,528 about giving birth on the shelves. 83 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:15,821 But... 84 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,948 since this is a high school, 85 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:22,536 I keep a few things here under the counter. 86 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,203 Excellent. 87 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:25,413 And I'll let my brother know, 88 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:28,167 in case he gets himself in a pickle. 89 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:34,464 (exhaling rhythmically) 90 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:36,675 You're having a tooth pulled, not having a baby. 91 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:40,012 If it can work for getting an eight-pound human 92 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:42,973 through a birth canal, it can work for a tiny tooth. 93 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:45,517 Eight pounds? I'm never having kids. 94 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:48,478 ADULT SHELDON: Fun fact: she ended up having four. 95 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:52,107 And if I do, I'm taking any drugs they'll give me. 96 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:54,275 ADULT SHELDON: That part was true. 97 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:55,443 (radio playing indistinctly) 98 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,154 Hey, Georgie. 99 00:03:58,321 --> 00:03:59,948 I'm thinking about taking your meemaw away 100 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,241 for this weekend. 101 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:03,410 Okay. You have my blessing. 102 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,537 Thank you. And I was wondering, maybe, 103 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,915 if you'd look after the store while I'm gone. 104 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,875 You saying I'm the manager? 105 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:12,627 No, I-I'm saying I want you to look after the store 106 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,254 while I'm gone. 107 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,339 But in a managerial capacity. 108 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:17,883 (sighs) 109 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,634 You think you can handle it? 110 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,428 Yes, sir. I will make you proud. 111 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:22,596 Great. 112 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:23,722 Can I fire people? 113 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:24,848 No. 114 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,892 Can I get paid more? No. 115 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,019 Can I at least change the music we play here? 116 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:31,021 What's wrong with the music we play here? 117 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:33,774 Nothing, it's just kind of grandpa music. 118 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:36,735 Well, how is this "grandpa music"? 119 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,361 Do you listen to it? 120 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:39,529 Yeah. 121 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:42,074 Do you have grandchildren? Yeah. 122 00:04:42,116 --> 00:04:44,284 Do you see where I'm going with this? 123 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:49,123 Okay, Sheldon, you ready? 124 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:50,165 Not really. 125 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:51,583 Yeah, that makes two of us. 126 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,793 Why don't you guys come on back? 127 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,795 You know what? I'm just gonna stay here. 128 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,922 Um, you don't need me getting in your way. 129 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,298 Oh, it's no trouble at all. Come on. 130 00:04:58,339 --> 00:04:59,591 I've got my crochet. 131 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:02,094 You're coming. Fine. 132 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,933 So, you don't need to worry about needles 133 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,643 'cause we're gonna put you under for the procedure. 134 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:12,646 No, thank you. There are risks associated with anesthesia. 135 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:14,273 Feel free to jump in. 136 00:05:14,313 --> 00:05:15,774 Are there any other options? 137 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,067 Well, he could stay awake for it, but we'd have 138 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,277 to give him novocaine. 139 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,028 No needles. Just pull the tooth. 140 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,572 Okay. Just so you know... (exhaling rhythmically) 141 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,449 I'm gonna be using this. 142 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:28,036 (loud, echoing banging) 143 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,746 Drugs, please. 144 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:33,959 You go to this casino often? 145 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,502 Kind of. 146 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:37,754 So don't be surprised if everybody knows my name, 147 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:41,466 how I take my whiskey and the color of my lucky bra. 148 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:42,676 Purple. 149 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,343 No, that's my "get lucky" bra. 150 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:45,553 (laughs) 151 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,932 So, what are you into? Craps, roulette? 152 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:51,101 Well, not much of a gambler. 153 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:56,397 You just left Georgie in charge of your store, so... disagree. 154 00:05:56,439 --> 00:06:00,319 Mm, he's a lot smarter than you think. 155 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:03,780 Maybe you're not as smart as I think. 156 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:07,492 Well, if you like me just for my body, I'm okay with that. 157 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,410 (laughs) 158 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:14,415 ♪ If you could hear me think, this is what I'd say... ♪ 159 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:17,002 There you go. I hope you enjoyed your shopping experience. 160 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,586 I did. I'd let the manager know, 161 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:21,340 but he already does, 'cause it's me. 162 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:23,466 I'll take it. 163 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:26,011 It's been a pleasure to serve you. 164 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,929 You might want to slow down. We don't have a license 165 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:30,515 to sell guns in here. (laughs softly) 166 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,893 Just kidding, it's Texas. We got them in the back. 167 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,770 Okay, Sheldon, we're gonna put the mask on. 168 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,773 Now you just breathe normally and count back from 100. 169 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,067 But counting back from 100 170 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,694 isn't complex enough to occupy my mind. 171 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,363 You're up again. 172 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:48,616 Why don't you think of something more sciencey? 173 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,118 Like counting pi. 174 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,912 That's a thing, right? Pi? 175 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,789 I can't count pi, it's an irrational number. 176 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:57,876 But I can embrace the spirit of your proposal and calculate 177 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,127 the matrix coefficients 178 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:01,420 necessary for a unified field theory. 179 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:02,839 Do that. Hit it. 180 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,094 (slurring): Of the four fundamental forces, 181 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:12,391 the most difficult to unify is gravity because... 182 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:14,059 (exhales) Oh, thank God. 183 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:17,729 (carnival music playing) 184 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,483 STURGIS: Step right up. 185 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,029 Step right up 186 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:29,616 for your chance to meet Thoth! 187 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:33,578 The Egyptian god of knowledge. 188 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,790 He has all the answers. 189 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:40,043 No question too big 190 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:41,628 or small. 191 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:43,922 Hello, young man. 192 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:47,301 Do you have a question you'd like to pose? 193 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:50,095 I do, but nobody in the history of science 194 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,679 has ever been able to answer it. 195 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:57,560 (laughs): Well, they haven't asked the great god Thoth! 196 00:07:58,686 --> 00:08:02,274 Right this way! 197 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:15,912 Ask your question. 198 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:19,624 Do you really possess all knowledge? 199 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:22,252 You only get one question, kid. 200 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:24,254 You want that to be it? 201 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:26,173 Oh. No. 202 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:29,092 How can I unify the four fundamental forces 203 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,551 of the universe? 204 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,471 Now we're talking. 205 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:36,391 In order to unify gravity, you must first understand 206 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,977 that it is a distortion of space-time. 207 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,604 (mumbling): Gravity. Of course. 208 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:44,524 He even talks in his sleep. Why am I not surprised? 209 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:45,733 (plastic clacking) 210 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,696 Didn't feel it at all. That's how good this helmet is. 211 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:51,656 Want to take a whack? 212 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,451 Try it on. 213 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:56,203 I'll be up front when you're ready to buy it. 214 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,043 Oh, no. 215 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:08,131 (exhales) Damn it. 216 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,050 (roulette wheel spinning) 217 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,718 MEEMAW: 26 for the twins' 218 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:17,057 birthday, three for Georgie and Mary wouldn't like it 219 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:21,102 if I used her birthday for gambling, so 13 for her. 220 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:24,814 All right. For my grandson's birthday, I'm gonna go black, 221 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,983 'cause I don't remember. 222 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,068 No more bets. 223 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,946 26 black. 224 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,157 (Meemaw whoops) Whoa! Yep! Hey-ah! 225 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,700 Hooray for the grandkids! 226 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,453 Whenever the hell they were born! (laughs) 227 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:39,496 You want to go to the bar? 228 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:40,372 No, we've hit. 229 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:41,748 We gotta ride this out. 230 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,583 CROUPIER: Double zero. 231 00:09:43,624 --> 00:09:46,002 Ride's over. To the bar! 232 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,881 (moans softly) (TV playing indistinctly) 233 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,260 (muffled): Where am I? 234 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,720 Oh, you died. You're a ghost now. 235 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,180 What? 236 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,015 MARY: Look who's awake. 237 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:01,184 How are you feelin'? 238 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,478 I had a dream. 239 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,523 I solved a unified field theory. 240 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,608 Well, good for you. 241 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:10,610 But I can't remember it. 242 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:11,778 Hmm. 243 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:13,821 Well, you were mumblin' something 244 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,032 about gravity and forces. 245 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,410 You need to be more specific. 246 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,787 Shelly, you weren't makin' much sense. 247 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:25,166 Mother, a unified field theory is the holy grail of physics. 248 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,461 Solving it would be the greatest breakthrough 249 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,504 in the history of science. 250 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:30,671 MISSY: And you forgot it. 251 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:31,881 That's funny. 252 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,970 Hello, Dr. Bowers, it's Sheldon Cooper. 253 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,680 I need you to administer more anesthesia to me. 254 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,766 No, I don't have a dental problem. 255 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,394 I need to reenter a trancelike state so I can communicate 256 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,146 with Thoth, the god of knowledge. 257 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,690 I would argue that the greatest discovery in physics 258 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,943 is worth losing your dental license. 259 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,694 Well, it's not my fault you let them 260 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:54,946 publish your home phone number. 261 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,114 (line clicks, dial tone drones) 262 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,825 Well, this is my favorite table here. 263 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:03,538 Well, sure, every time you put down money, you win. 264 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,874 Oh, this is nice. 265 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,630 You know, I really don't get away from the store enough. 266 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,634 How come you're still workin' at your age? 267 00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:16,593 What do you mean "my age"? 268 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,178 I mean you're old. (laughs) 269 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:19,554 I'm not old. 270 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,806 Well, I'm old and you're older than me. 271 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,891 Yeah, that's true. 272 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,393 But we make it look good though. 273 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,061 You don't want to be that guy 274 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,564 that just works till he drops dead. 275 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,983 I mean, maybe you should retire. 276 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,860 Have a little fun. 277 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,278 Well, I'm here with you. 278 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,490 That's a good start, 'cause I'm fun. 279 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,158 Oh, man, you sure as hell are. 280 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,576 (both laugh) 281 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,580 Hey, you know what'd be fun? 282 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,957 New Orleans is just an hour away from here. 283 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,335 Oh, I like where this is headed. 284 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:53,712 And they got themselves a 24-hour 285 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,049 wedding chapel. 286 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,967 What? 287 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,054 (laughs): No! 288 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,347 What do you mean "no"? 289 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,474 We're good together and we're both old. 290 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:05,975 That's what you said. 291 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:09,062 We-we haven't even said "I love you" yet! 292 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,104 All right, fine. 293 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,814 I love you. 294 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:18,572 You... you're not gonna say anything back? 295 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,865 Not under these circumstances! 296 00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:26,996 (mutters): Ah, goddang it. 297 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,417 Dale?! 298 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,629 GEORGE JR.: I'd like to report 299 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:37,048 a robbery. 300 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,509 Well, before I tell you my name, is there any way we can do this 301 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:43,012 where the owner of the store don't find out? 302 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:46,974 Because he left me in charge and I really screwed up. 303 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,728 At least $400. 304 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,521 I know it's a lot. 305 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,314 That's why I said I screwed up. 306 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,652 I got to think about this. 307 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,071 I-I'll call you back. 308 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,574 ADULT SHELDON: If I was going to recapture my insight 309 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,993 into a unified field theory, I needed to find a way 310 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:09,956 to put myself back into an altered state of consciousness. 311 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,750 Native Americans would 312 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,961 sit in sweat lodges for hours to achieve this. 313 00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:18,757 I lasted a minute and a half. 314 00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,550 Self-hypnosis is another means 315 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:23,511 of bringing stillness to the mind. 316 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,804 (screams) 317 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:27,806 When it isn't giving you a heart attack! 318 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:30,560 The whirling dervishes of Central Asia 319 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,520 employ a repetitive spinning technique 320 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,940 to achieve a trancelike state. 321 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,151 (retches) 322 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,572 (TV playing indistinctly) 323 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,288 You didn't have to storm off. 324 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,833 You're being childish. 325 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,295 So I don't want to get married. 326 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,672 It's nothing personal. 327 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:01,800 Well, it feels personal. 328 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:02,841 I'm not rejecting you. 329 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,636 I'm rejecting marriage. 330 00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,888 If it helps, it's not the first proposal 331 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,140 I've turned down. 332 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,810 How the hell does that help? 333 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,187 After everything that I've done 334 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,189 for you and your family! 335 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,983 You give my grandson a job, so I'm supposed to marry you? 336 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:22,862 Well, you can forget I even asked. 337 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:30,203 ADULT SHELDON: After my other attempts to return to the trancelike 338 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:33,164 state of anesthesia failed, I turned to something 339 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,793 Nancy Reagan herself told me to "just say no" to. 340 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:40,296 My mind-altering substance of choice was... 341 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,715 chamomile tea. 342 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,008 But not your grandma's chamomile tea. 343 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:48,304 A highly concentrated super chamomile of my own making. 344 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:52,851 All the relaxing power of 30 cups of chamomile tea 345 00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:54,977 packed into a teaspoon 346 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,271 of calming sludge. 347 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,357 Sorry, Mrs. Reagan. 348 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,543 (sighs) 349 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:23,172 Okay, grand unified field theory, 350 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,383 here I come. 351 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,931 (groaning) 352 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,652 This isn't working. 353 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,280 MAN: I disagree. 354 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:51,868 Seems to be working fine and dandy. 355 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,454 Mr. Einstein? 356 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,372 I'm very excited to talk to you, 357 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,707 but I was hoping to hear 358 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,667 from Thoth, the Egyptian god of knowledge, 359 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,754 so he could teach me the grand unified field theory again. 360 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,256 Ooh, the grand unified field theory! 361 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,801 Well, la-di-da. 362 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:11,304 He told it to me in a dream, but I can't remember. 363 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:14,223 All right, hang on. 364 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,475 Where is the fun in finding 365 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,811 things out if some joker with a bird head 366 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,896 just tells you the answer? 367 00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:23,900 But a grand unified field theory would explain the universe. 368 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,777 Answers are all well and good, 369 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,738 but a real scientist loves the thrill of the chase. 370 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:29,948 Am I right, Hawking? 371 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,282 I would agree. 372 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,034 I do also enjoy the thrill 373 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,955 of rolling over bubble wrap with my chair. 374 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,500 It-it is fun to pop that stuff, isn't it? 375 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,294 So fun. But what if I never figure it out? 376 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,879 I never did 377 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,256 and my scientific career is nothing to sneeze at. 378 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,216 Same here. Agreed. 379 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,218 Uh, don't-don't look at me. 380 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,554 I-I drive a Yugo. 381 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,723 So none of you can help me? 382 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,308 I believe I can. 383 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,937 Sheldon, if I was offered a choice between all 384 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:04,064 the knowledge of the universe or the endless pursuit of it, 385 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,818 I would choose the pursuit. 386 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,070 That's very insightful. 387 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,531 Hold it, hold it-- he didn't come up with that! 388 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,992 He stole it from Gotthold Lessing. 389 00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,577 Who's-who's Gotthold Lessing? 390 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,998 He's an 18th century German philosopher. 391 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,457 Now do you mind? 392 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,878 We girls are trying to have some fun over here. 393 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,671 Apologies. Sorry, Cyndi Lauper. 394 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,839 Our bad. 395 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,799 I-I like fun. 396 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,886 ADULT SHELDON: While I made my peace 397 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:35,847 with not having the solution to a unified field theory, 398 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,974 my intestines did not make peace 399 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:40,560 with concentrated chamomile syrup. 400 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,102 Oh, dear. 401 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:45,815 Bathroom emergency! Bathroom emergency! 402 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,364 What the hell? 403 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,909 I locked this. 404 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,870 Who's here? 405 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,039 I'll call the cops! 406 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,623 It's just me. 407 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,209 Why you back so soon? 408 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,878 None of your business. 409 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,296 How'd it go yesterday? 410 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,757 It was good. 411 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,550 Until it wasn't. 412 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,010 What do you mean? 413 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,930 I was helping a customer, 414 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,223 and I guess I forgot to close the register, 415 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:23,019 'cause when I got back to it, all the money was gone. 416 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,520 Are you kidding me? 417 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:25,772 I screwed up. 418 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:26,981 Did you call the police? 419 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,691 I didn't want to get them involved. 420 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,485 But I was gonna make it right. 421 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,948 Here, take it. 422 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,493 So we good? 423 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,246 You're fired. 424 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,957 R-Really? 425 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:47,126 Get out of my store now. ight.