1 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:03,712 ADULT SHELDON: Classical physics can 2 00:00:03,796 --> 00:00:05,506 predict a lot about the world. 3 00:00:05,589 --> 00:00:07,508 For example, it can tell us what happens 4 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:11,887 when one pool ball knocks into another. 5 00:00:11,971 --> 00:00:15,390 But when multiple balls careen in different directions, 6 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:18,268 we've entered the wild and woolly world 7 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,937 of nonlinear dynamics. 8 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,897 And you don't need me to tell you 9 00:00:21,981 --> 00:00:24,525 that it's impossible to predict what will happen next. 10 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:27,152 Actually, based on the state of our educational system, 11 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:29,070 you probably do. 12 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:32,199 Now imagine those are people. 13 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:35,744 Even a brilliant young ball who graduated high school at 11 14 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:37,245 can be caught in the maelstrom. 15 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:39,456 Aah! 16 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,500 Our first collision was set in motion 17 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,043 when Pastor Jeff and Robin had their baby. 18 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:46,922 Isn't he the cutest? 19 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:49,466 He sure is. Oh. Yeah, he's an angel. 20 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:52,011 He's just happy all the time-- 21 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:53,721 morning, afternoon, 22 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:57,516 middle of the night, 2:00 a.m., 3:00 a.m., 23 00:00:57,599 --> 00:01:00,227 all the a.m.'s, really. 24 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,479 Dip the pacifier in some whiskey, 25 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,772 put him right out. 26 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:05,024 But don't use the good stuff. 27 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:07,735 They can't tell the difference. 28 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:08,903 I never thought I could love anything 29 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:10,738 this much. 30 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,865 (voice breaking): I used to think I loved my dog Waffles, 31 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:15,868 but it doesn't even compare. 32 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:17,452 You okay? 33 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:20,121 Sorry. I'm fine. 34 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:21,665 Just haven't been sleeping lately. 35 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,500 Why don't you go home? 36 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,377 We can handle things here. 37 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:29,048 No. No, I'm good. I got work to do. 38 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:31,299 (voice breaking): Away from my son, 39 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:33,427 who's probably wondering where his daddy went 40 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:35,804 and if he's ever coming home. 41 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:37,056 Maybe go. 42 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:39,016 I'll go. And don't worry 43 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:40,726 about a thing here. 44 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,143 Thank you. 45 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,979 Oh, sure, we can handle the food drive, 46 00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:45,564 the bulletins... 47 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:46,941 And if you're not feeling up to it, 48 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:49,944 I could even give the sermon on Sunday. 49 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:51,319 I'm sure I'll be fine by Sunday. 50 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:53,447 You don't have to decide right now. 51 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:54,448 I'll do the sermon. 52 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:55,866 We'll play it by ear. 53 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,993 Take a hint, sister. 54 00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:00,579 Sure, I can stay till George gets home. 55 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:04,291 Well, Missy's not back yet, but Sheldon's right here. 56 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,668 Sheldon, you good? 57 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,128 (whistles) 58 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:11,673 Yeah, he's good. 59 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:14,175 All right, bye. (door opens) 60 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,011 I just got off the phone with your mom. 61 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:17,387 She's gonna work late, 62 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,889 so I'll hang out till your dad... 63 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:20,223 I don't care. 64 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,142 (door slams) 65 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,813 What's wrong with her? 66 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,148 Who? 67 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:29,942 ♪ I can eat my dinner... ♪ 68 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:31,902 Everything okay? 69 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,445 MISSY: Leave me alone. 70 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:36,531 Did something happen at school? 71 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,033 Go away. 72 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:40,953 Are you sure you don't want to talk about it? 73 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:42,412 No! 74 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,749 ♪ 'Cause nothing compares ♪ 75 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,502 I'm going number one. 76 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:49,670 ♪ Nothing compares... ♪ 77 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:51,755 (door closes) 78 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:54,800 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 79 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,594 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 80 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,014 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 81 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:02,432 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 82 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:07,104 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 83 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,776 Hey, I'm gonna need you 84 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,277 to drop the bulletin off at the printers. 85 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,654 And while you're out, could you also swing 86 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,364 by the bank and make a deposit? 87 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:20,534 Sure, and there's one thing you could do for me. 88 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:23,162 What's that? Quit riding my hump. 89 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:26,331 Excuse me? You're not the boss around here. 90 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:29,208 (exhales) No, but 91 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:31,086 Pastor Jeff's away, and I'm the church secretary. 92 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:32,546 Okay. 93 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:37,176 Take a memo. "You're not in charge. Peg." 94 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:38,677 (typing) 95 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,221 (over stereo): ♪ He's a fool, 'cause ♪ 96 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,682 (singing along): ♪ Nothing compares ♪ 97 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:48,187 ♪ Nothing compares to you... ♪ 98 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:50,271 (door opens) 99 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,524 Hey. Welcome home. 100 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:53,984 What's going on? 101 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:56,904 Mary's working late, Sheldon's in the garage, 102 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,865 and Missy's in her room hating the world. 103 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:00,991 What's wrong with Missy? 104 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,910 My guess is a boy. 105 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:07,581 And I hope you like this song, because it's in heavy rotation. 106 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,624 I'll go talk to her. 107 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:11,250 That's not a good idea. 108 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,837 Mm, Missy and I kind of have a father-daughter thing. 109 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:16,006 Maybe you and cute, little Missy. 110 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:18,717 This is pre-teen, angry Missy. 111 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,053 You haven't met her yet. 112 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:23,346 I got this. 113 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,724 Hmm. (chuckles softly) 114 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:28,643 Dumb and confident-- my favorite combination. 115 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:31,646 ♪ All the flowers that you planted, Mama... ♪ 116 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:34,942 (knocks) Missy? 117 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:40,363 ♪ All died when you went away ♪ 118 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:44,618 ♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 119 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:48,247 ♪ I know that living with you... ♪ 120 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:50,415 I was listening to that. 121 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:52,084 Thought you might want to talk. 122 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:54,002 That's why the door was shut and the music was loud-- 123 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:56,213 'cause I want to talk. 124 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,798 Okay. Okay. 125 00:04:57,881 --> 00:05:00,092 (clears throat) 126 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,889 If this is about a boy, I know it feels 127 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,515 like the end of the world, but 128 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,726 I promise you're gonna have other boyfriends. 129 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,479 I don't want other boyfriends. I want Marcus. 130 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,649 Well, you feel that way now, but you're only 11. 131 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:18,401 So my feelings don't matter? 132 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,654 Uh... 133 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,698 Hey, how about we go get some ice cream? 134 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,617 I'm not a child. 135 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:29,037 Just trying to help. Leave me alone! 136 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,126 (sighs) 137 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:40,215 ♪ Baby, was sometimes hard... ♪ 138 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,014 You are right. 139 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,099 You have been here longer than me. 140 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:51,226 I don't see why we can't work together. 141 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:52,686 That'd be nice. 142 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:56,857 Great. So, why don't you go by the bank, 143 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:59,234 and I will drop off the bulletin? 144 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:01,987 So no one's gonna answer the phones? 145 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:06,449 Fine. You just sit there, and I'll go and do everything. 146 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,160 Sweet. 147 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:11,288 Oh, today's a stumper. 148 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,123 Is "nipto" a word? 149 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:16,584 You know what? This is why I was taking charge of everything. 150 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,628 Because if I don't, nothing will get done. 151 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,297 Oh, it's "pinto." (laughs) 152 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:22,924 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 153 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,467 Guess what, Mary. 154 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:27,762 Things were getting done long before you got here. 155 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:32,351 I just want everything taken care of for Pastor Jeff. 156 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:36,437 Or you just like thinking you're better than everybody. 157 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,027 MEEMAW: How'd that 158 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,611 daddy-daughter thing work out? 159 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,446 I'm not in the mood, Connie. 160 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,741 I told you not to go in there, but you knew better, didn't you? 161 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,576 I don't need your parenting advice. 162 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:51,286 Seems like you do. 163 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:54,497 I'm sorry. How many of your children still talk to you? 164 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,458 Oh, that's right. Just Mary. 165 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:11,681 I have a problem. 166 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:15,102 What now? Missy put a "Do not enter" sign 167 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,854 on our bedroom door, and I'm all for obeying posted signage, 168 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,314 but it is my room, and I feel 169 00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:21,482 that gives me right of entry. Thoughts? 170 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:22,984 You don't want to go in there. 171 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,569 But I do. Is Missy even 172 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:27,072 authorized to put up a sign? And if so, 173 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:28,823 does that mean I can put up a sign? 174 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,367 I don't know. 175 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,952 Because if I put up a "Do enter" sign, 176 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,620 which sign would have precedence? 177 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:36,039 Do we have a lawyer? I should talk to a lawyer. 178 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:40,294 She's having boy problems. Just give her space. 179 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,170 Emotionally or legally? 180 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:43,713 Emotionally. 181 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:47,134 Excellent. Ignoring emotions is where I shine. 182 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,802 Clearly. 183 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,887 (door opens) 184 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,223 Did you not see the sign? I did. 185 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:56,226 It's not legally binding. I asked Dad. 186 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,477 What are you doing? 187 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,980 Getting rid of my stupid toys. Hmm. 188 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,522 Even your Cabbage Patch doll? 189 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,317 I don't need a doll. Good. 190 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,194 She was starting to smell like actual cabbage. 191 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,116 Why are you taking that down? 192 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,451 It's time to grow up. 193 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:13,785 Leave it there. 194 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,703 You don't even like Cyndi Lauper. 195 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,414 No, but it's part of my daily routine. 196 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:19,833 Every morning I wake up, look over there and wonder, 197 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,043 "Why is she standing like this?" 198 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:23,795 Too bad. It's my room. 199 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:25,130 It's my room, too. 200 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,298 Yeah, and I don't get a say 201 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:27,799 in any of your stupid posters. 202 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,968 These are the smartest men who ever lived, 203 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:31,928 so if anyone's stupid, it's you for saying that. 204 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,013 Shut up! 205 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:34,555 You're very irritable. 206 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:37,058 This might be why you're having boy problems. 207 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,519 Put that down! 208 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,104 MISSY: No! 209 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,272 SHELDON: Missy, I mean it! 210 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:43,564 MISSY: I don't care! 211 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:46,401 SHELDON: It's mine! Give it back! 212 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:48,320 What did you do?! 213 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,071 What the hell's going on in here?! 214 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:51,698 Look what she did! 215 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,658 It's his fault! That's enough out of both of you! 216 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:56,328 I told you not to come in here. Go! 217 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:57,745 Now! 218 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:02,334 You want to explain yourself? 219 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,172 (crying) 220 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,640 We'll get you another picture. 221 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,185 I don't want another picture. I want this one. 222 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,769 I told you not to go in there. 223 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:22,979 It's my room! 224 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,272 Hey, you watch your tone! 225 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:25,440 (door opens) 226 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:27,817 What's going on? 227 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,652 Missy tore my Professor Proton picture, 228 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:30,862 and now Dad's yelling at me. 229 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,906 You yelled first. He yelled first. 230 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,949 (sighs): I'll take care of this. 231 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,617 You don't even know what happened. 232 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,286 Did she tear up his picture? 233 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,372 Well, yeah, she did. 234 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,290 Honestly, I can't leave this house for five minutes 235 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:44,125 without everything falling apart. 236 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,710 I was handling it. 237 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:47,462 Obviously. 238 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:50,090 (sighs): You yelled first. 239 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:53,718 Missy Cooper, you apologize to your brother 240 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:54,844 right this second. 241 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,388 (crying): No. 242 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,098 I am not gonna tell you again. 243 00:09:58,181 --> 00:10:00,475 Why do you always take his side? 244 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,018 I do not. 245 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,229 Yes, you do. Everybody does. 246 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,897 I hate this family. 247 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,316 You are grounded, young lady. 248 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,235 Fine! 249 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,195 It is fine! 250 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,324 Hmm, thanks for handling that. 251 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,122 Hey, Moon Pie. Is everything okay? 252 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:23,873 No, everything is terrible. 253 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:27,877 Oh. That sounds like a job for cookies. 254 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:33,800 Okay, here you go. 255 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,510 You're not baking them fresh? 256 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:38,221 Do you want me to bake or you want me to listen? 257 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:44,269 I'm sorry she ruined your picture, but, you know, 258 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,937 she's having a bad day. 259 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,482 Oh, please, she can find another boyfriend. 260 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:51,025 I know you're mad at her. I hate her. 261 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:54,321 Hey, don't say that about family. 262 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,156 You say mean stuff about my dad. 263 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,575 That's different. He deserves it. But Missy... 264 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,243 Listen here. She's your sister. 265 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,454 She's always gonna be your sister, 266 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:04,122 so you have to find a way to forgive her. 267 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,374 But she did this just to hurt me. 268 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:07,626 I know. 269 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,877 But she's hurting, too. 270 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,212 What does that have to do with me? 271 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,547 You're the big brother. 272 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:13,798 I'm only two minutes older. 273 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,800 Which makes you the big brother, 274 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:18,512 which means that it is your job to look out for her. 275 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,305 That doesn't make sense. 276 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:23,266 Why should random birth order determine moral responsibility? 277 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,310 I don't make the rules, Moon Pie. 278 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,521 Doesn't seem like you make cookies either. 279 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,439 What's taking so long? 280 00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:32,066 It would be nice if I didn't have 281 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,985 to come home after a long day at work 282 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,903 and take care of everything here. 283 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,947 You didn't. I was handling it 284 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,949 till you came and bulldozed right over me. 285 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,117 Sheldon was upset. 286 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,619 This isn't about Sheldon. 287 00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:44,621 It's about you thinking you're always right. 288 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,165 MARY: That is not true. 289 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:50,460 This is me wishing that after work I could come home 290 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,671 and have my kids not at each other's throats. 291 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:56,007 And maybe once have someone else make dinner. 292 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,009 GEORGE SR.: Why? So you could tell me how I made it wrong? 293 00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,387 MARY: I had a long day. Are you trying to make it worse? 294 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,514 GEORGE SR.: Oh, I think you already took care of that. 295 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,932 MARY: I do not. GEORGE SR.: You act like you're the only thing 296 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,185 holding this house together. 297 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,904 Missy? 298 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,324 What are you doing? 299 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,034 Hiding from you, idiot. 300 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:26,204 I found you. You're not very good at this. 301 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,289 Just go home. 302 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,334 Where are you going? I'm running away. 303 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,253 You can't run away. 304 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,795 Too late. 305 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,297 Then I'm telling Mom. 306 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,258 Of course you are. Then she'll side with you, 307 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,759 and I'll get in trouble, just like always. 308 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,930 Fine. I won't tell. Great. 309 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,432 But I'm coming with you. 310 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,642 You're one of the people I'm running away from. 311 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:50,478 I'm sorry, but I can't let you wander at night by yourself. 312 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,980 I'm your big brother. We're twins. 313 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,441 I was born two minutes earlier, which apparently 314 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:55,900 makes me responsible for you. 315 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,444 That's dumb. 316 00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:00,655 I'm not happy about it either, but here we are. 317 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,159 (sighs) 318 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,457 Hey. 319 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,166 Hello. 320 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,752 What's up? 321 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,629 Nothing. 322 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,297 Who died? 323 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,008 Whoa, did somebody really die? 324 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,594 No one died. 325 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,429 Cool. Where's dinner? 326 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,889 Anyone who wants dinner can make it for themselves. 327 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:27,974 I am not cooking. 328 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,392 Don't take it out on him. 329 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,228 Ooh, take what out on me? Stay out of it. 330 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,105 You really want to start this up again? 331 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:37,108 Wait, are you asking me what I want? Well, that's a first. 332 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:40,069 Oh, please, your whole life is doing whatever you want. 333 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,112 Oh, really? 334 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,821 I can just leave. 335 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,283 Did I want to get stuck coaching high school football? 336 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,577 Did I want to live across the street from your mother? 337 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,329 Did I want to spend my evening getting yelled at 338 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,331 by my daughter and my son and my wife? 339 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:54,208 I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were so unhappy. 340 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,835 Because you never bother to ask. 341 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,092 (door opens, shuts) 342 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,895 Where are we going? 343 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,523 Right there. 344 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,400 An old shack in the middle of the woods? 345 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,068 Have you even seen Scooby Doo? 346 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,029 Great, go home. 347 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:26,282 At night, by myself? Nice try. 348 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,998 Do you come here a lot? 349 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:37,168 Sometimes, when I want to be alone. 350 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,753 Alone from me. 351 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:41,798 Not just you. Everyone. 352 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,720 Is this about that boy? 353 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,929 I don't want to talk about it. 354 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,264 Is he why you were getting rid of your toys 355 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,891 and your posters? 356 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,852 Because I don't think you should change for some boy. 357 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,895 You're just saying that 'cause you hate change. 358 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,271 You don't care about my feelings. 359 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,815 How can you say that? 360 00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:00,567 I'm literally risking my life to be here. 361 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:04,237 Look around. It is tetanus as far as the eye can see. 362 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:08,241 (knock on door) Come in. 363 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,078 I figured you didn't eat. 364 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,121 I made you some soup. 365 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,707 Oh, thank you. 366 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:16,791 But you didn't have to do that. 367 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,877 Everything's fine. 368 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,629 I ain't a kid. You don't gotta lie to me. 369 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,464 (sighs) 370 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,008 Okay. 371 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:30,471 Honestly, I'm upset with your father. 372 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,015 And I'm upset with myself. 373 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,475 Why? 374 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:39,146 'Cause... he's right. 375 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,816 Maybe I do think I know best, 376 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,777 and I can be critical. 377 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:48,030 But thank you for making me soup. 378 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,324 You're welcome. 379 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,161 Did you put water in this? 380 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,623 Was I supposed to? 381 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,627 It's fine. 382 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,180 And then today I found out he was actually 383 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:14,557 holding hands with Nicole 384 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,600 at the roller rink. Who's Nicole? 385 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,268 A seventh-grader. 386 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,270 So you want to appear more mature 387 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,772 to make him like you again. 388 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,106 I guess. 389 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,191 Hmm. Well, I'd suggest a bow tie, 390 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,693 but that's kind of my thing. 391 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,239 I'm sorry I ripped your picture. 392 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,366 Thank you. 393 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,285 And I wasn't just upset about the room changing. 394 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,620 It was also you. 395 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,996 Me what? 396 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,456 You're changing, too. 397 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,582 How? 398 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:40,708 You like boys, and you're 399 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,168 half an inch taller than me now. 400 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,211 It's called growing up. 401 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,547 Well, I don't like it. Trust me, 402 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,133 20 years from now you're not gonna be sitting around, 403 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,970 talking about Star Trek and reading comic books. 404 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,305 Would you like to bet on that? 405 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,599 A dollar. 406 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,351 Hmm. 407 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,356 ADULT SHELDON: She still hasn't paid me. 408 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,191 And guess who's wearing Star Trek underpants 409 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,943 right now. 410 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:16,327 That's the thing with pool balls and people. 411 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,789 They are both... unpredictable. 412 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,333 Hi, George. 413 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,877 Oh, hey, Brenda. 414 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,461 What brings you out tonight? 415 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,673 Just needed to get out of the house. 416 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:29,966 (sighs heavily) 417 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,010 I hear that. 418 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:34,387 You want some company? 419 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,723 Sure. nt some company?