1 00:00:01,251 --> 00:00:02,544 Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:02,628 --> 00:00:03,838 What the hell's wrong with you? 3 00:00:03,921 --> 00:00:05,255 MARY: What is going on? 4 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:06,841 -He's dropping out of school! -What?! 5 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:08,300 It's not a big deal. 6 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,511 You are finishing high school, end of discussion. 7 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,721 -It's my life. -It's my house. 8 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:15,014 If you don't go to school, you can't live here. 9 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:17,476 Hold on. We are not kicking him out. 10 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:18,602 The hell we're not. 11 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,354 I'll pack right now. 12 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,189 Stop. You don't have to go. 13 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:25,150 Yes, he does. My house, my rules. 14 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:31,156 ADULT SHELDON: I've always had a curious affinity for Laundromats. 15 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:33,492 Perhaps it's the rows of mechanical devices 16 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:35,327 dedicated to a cleaner world. 17 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,496 Or maybe it's the hypnotic rotation 18 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:40,457 of spinning clothes on their sudsy journey 19 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,877 to a fluffy, stain-free future. 20 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,879 Mmm, look at 'em. 21 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:46,254 Where was I? 22 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:48,173 Oh, yes. Laundromats. 23 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:50,049 My meemaw also loved them, 24 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:53,178 but for an entirely different reason. 25 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:55,556 ♪ ♪ 26 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:00,978 Banana, banana... 27 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,605 Whoo! (laughing) 28 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,524 Personally, I don't care for bananas. 29 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,275 It's a texture thing. 30 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,320 -There you go. -Oh, big night. 31 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:11,530 Yep. 32 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,073 You can just put it on my tab. 33 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:15,325 Actually, I'm gonna need you to cash out. 34 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:18,871 -How come? -I'm, uh, fixin' to close up for good. 35 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,372 What? Why? 36 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,207 Gonna spend more time with the grandkids. 37 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:23,834 I got grandkids, too. 38 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:25,669 Why do you think I'm here so much? 39 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,964 -(chuckles) -So who's gonna take over this place? 40 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:33,092 Guess what, I'm buying a Laundromat. 41 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:35,345 Uh, I don't know how to react. 42 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,222 Is that good news? 43 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:39,140 Oh, yeah. 44 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:41,518 Laundromat. 45 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,144 Cool. 46 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:46,648 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 47 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:49,192 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 48 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,987 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 49 00:01:52,071 --> 00:01:54,865 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 50 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:58,619 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 51 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,874 SHELDON: Fun fact-- 52 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:05,834 did you know the knife goes on the right because it was 53 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:07,878 the first utensil, and most people are right-handed? 54 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:10,881 Did you know I set the table and no one said thank you? 55 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:12,716 No one thanked me for my fun fact. 56 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:13,968 -(door shuts) -You don't hear me complaining. 57 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:16,344 Hey. 58 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:19,014 What are you doing here? 59 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,391 Just thought I could have dinner with y'all. 60 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:22,559 Of course you can. 61 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,394 I'm sorry, do you live here? 62 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,980 Just forget it. 63 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:27,731 -No. Stay. -Mary... 64 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,691 He can have dinner with us. 65 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:31,860 Fine. 66 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:33,487 Sit. 67 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,239 I'll get you a plate. 68 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:40,243 So, do you still live here? 69 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:41,703 I don't know. 70 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:43,080 Of course you do. 71 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:44,081 You go back to school? 72 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,248 (scoffs) No. 73 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:46,875 It sounds like you don't live here. 74 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:49,336 He's our son. We are not kicking him out. He wants 75 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,630 to be an adult, he can pay for his own place. 76 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:52,923 That was my plan. 77 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,300 Okay, what if he pitches in here? 78 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:56,510 Like what, rent? 79 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,512 Yes. You would do that, right? 80 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,514 I guess so. 81 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,641 Sounds like someone needs a rental agreement. 82 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,893 I'll go get my legal pad. 83 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,731 Pay to live here? We don't even have a pool. 84 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:15,236 So, there's a secret back room at the Laundromat 85 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,031 where you gamble? 86 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,783 -Yeah. -And you never told me? 87 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,409 Well, this is how secrets work. 88 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,537 Uh-huh. What else aren't you telling me? 89 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,956 Let me explain secrets. 90 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,416 Uh, okay, just give me a sense 91 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,669 of how illegal this is. 92 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,337 Who says it's illegal? 93 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:33,714 Well, why is it a secret? 94 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,465 Okay, it's illegal. 95 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,300 But these places have been around for years. 96 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:40,428 Nobody gets hurt, the cops don't care. 97 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:43,182 I-I thought you liked being retired-- now you want to be 98 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:44,641 a business owner? 99 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,685 -It's not as much as fun -as I make it look. 100 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,353 (chuckles): Listen, 101 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:50,939 I've been gambling my whole life 102 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:52,482 and losing to the house. 103 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:57,696 This is my chance to be the house. 104 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:00,908 You go to prison, I ain't waitin' for you. 105 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:04,161 You really have the energy to find a new girlfriend? 106 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:06,329 I'll wait. 107 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:07,748 (chuckles) 108 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,583 Okay, so we've agreed on monthly rent. 109 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,585 Should we talk utilities? 110 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,128 Why do I got to pay for that stuff? 111 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:15,255 'Cause you use them and they cost money. 112 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,091 There are five of us in the house, 113 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:19,342 so I suggest he pays 20%. 114 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,260 Although he does take a long time drying that hair. 115 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,637 20%'s fine. 116 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,347 Hold on. It takes a whole lot more water 117 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,016 to clean you than me. 118 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,185 Hey, watch it. I don't have to let you live here. 119 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,187 Let me? I'm paying for everything. 120 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,563 You gonna charge me for food, too? 121 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,190 Mm, it's not the worst idea. 122 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:35,525 You know what? Maybe I shouldn't be in this house. 123 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,902 You said it, not me. 124 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,695 He doesn't have to pay for food. 125 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,239 Meemaw does eat here for free. 126 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:41,865 That's a separate problem. 127 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,243 What if Georgie moves into the garage? 128 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:45,994 -Why? -You'd still be around, 129 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:47,495 so Mom's happy, but you'd be 130 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:49,206 out of the house, so Dad's happy. 131 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:52,459 That could work. What do you say? 132 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:55,129 -Done. -Done. 133 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,588 Hold on. All my trains 134 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:57,965 and science equipment are in the garage. 135 00:04:58,048 --> 00:04:59,258 Where would they go? 136 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:00,508 Easy. I take Georgie's room. 137 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,094 All your crap goes in your room. 138 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:04,721 That's a big change. I need to think about this. 139 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:05,973 Mom? 140 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:07,724 Honey, it does make sense. 141 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,935 You two are getting older. 142 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:12,312 I don't even have hair on my legs yet. What's the rush? 143 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:14,022 Let's just put this down for a few days. 144 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:16,233 Why? 'Cause you don't want to hear him complain? 145 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,692 Bingo. 146 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:22,864 ♪ ♪ 147 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:24,825 Hey, Dale. 148 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,201 Hey, Jake. 149 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,328 Good to see you. Hey, thanks for coming out. 150 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,580 My pleasure. Could I get a beer? 151 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:33,416 You arrest anybody fun lately? 152 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,751 A party clown. 153 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,962 But what he was doing was not fun. 154 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:38,672 Do I want to know? 155 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,632 Not if you want to sleep tonight. 156 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:41,675 Huh. 157 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:42,884 What's up with you? 158 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,261 Still dating that Connie? 159 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:45,887 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 160 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,973 Actually, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 161 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,100 Oh-oh. I can check into things, 162 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:53,770 but if you think she's lying, she probably is. 163 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,272 No, no, that's not it. 164 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:58,108 Oh. Well, still good life advice. 165 00:05:58,192 --> 00:05:59,693 Well, what do you know 166 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:02,279 about these backroom slot machine places? 167 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:05,782 Why? You thinking of putting one in your store? 168 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,201 No. Uh-uh. 169 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,994 No, actually, I'm asking for Connie, 170 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,704 'cause she's kind of interested. 171 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,706 Hmm. Those places are harmless. 172 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,291 We look the other way. 173 00:06:14,373 --> 00:06:15,625 Well, that's good to know. 174 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:19,462 So what other laws are okay to break? 175 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,506 Not hiding drugs in your keister. 176 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:23,424 What was that clown thinking? 177 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:26,636 When they found it, did confetti shoot out? 178 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,596 (both laugh) 179 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,142 Sheldon, come on, I need my own space. 180 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,727 But we've always shared a room. 181 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,229 I'm a young lady now. 182 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:36,646 You seem the same to me. 183 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,523 I have a training bra. 184 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:41,068 When you complete your training, get back to me. 185 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,028 You know you want privacy, too. 186 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,863 I suppose it would be nice 187 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:47,824 to have all my trains and science equipment in here. 188 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,951 Great. It's settled. 189 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:52,162 It would be like my Fortress of Solitude. 190 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:53,496 Good for you. 191 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:56,375 -Or my Bat Cave. -Shh! 192 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:57,876 Although I don't care for caves. 193 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,086 Or bats. 194 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:00,754 I suppose Fortress of Solitude... 195 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,924 -I'm gonna choke you with my bra. -Good night. 196 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:08,262 (TV playing quietly) 197 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:15,060 Want some help? 198 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,811 You gonna charge me money? 199 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:18,563 Never mind. 200 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:36,081 Any chance this could wait till halftime? 201 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,917 I'll be done in a second. 202 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:43,630 (crowd cheering on TV) 203 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:48,843 ANNOUNCER: Touchdown! 204 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,432 -What are you doing? -Moving my stuff. 205 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:55,892 But we haven't discussed who gets what yet. 206 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,519 I get my stuff. You get your stuff. Done. 207 00:07:58,603 --> 00:07:59,980 There's community property. 208 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,815 We've lived together for over ten years. 209 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,067 In some states, we'd be considered married. 210 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,194 -Gross. -I don't make the rules. I just know them all. 211 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:09,030 (sighs) What do I have to do to get this over with? 212 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:11,491 We just need to agree upon who gets which items. 213 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:15,620 Fine. As my farewell gift to you, let's do your dumb thing. 214 00:08:15,703 --> 00:08:17,538 See, when you're mean and nice at the same time, 215 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:18,748 it's confusing. 216 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,041 Too bad, doofus. 217 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,876 Better, thank you. 218 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:25,713 Okay, thanks. I'll see you in a bit. 219 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:29,050 Chet's gonna swing by and finalize the deal. 220 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,302 Wait, he's coming over here? 221 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:31,761 Yeah. Why? 222 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,139 Well, this is a very shady transaction. 223 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:37,017 I mean, it should be taking place under a bridge 224 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,311 or in a parking lot somewhere. 225 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,520 I'm handing him a cashier's check. 226 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,564 He's giving me the keys. 227 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,192 He's gonna know where you live. 228 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,902 I'm in the phone book. I'm not hard to find. 229 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,321 Well, what if he grabs the check 230 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,406 and just skedaddles out of here? 231 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:52,573 He's our age. 232 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,742 He isn't skedaddling anywhere. 233 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,619 Ah, whatever you say. 234 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:59,622 Are you disappointed this isn't more like some old cop show? 235 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,000 I loved Rockford Files. 236 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,169 Well, I tell you what, when he gets here, 237 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,545 you're my muscle. 238 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:08,631 If anything goes sideways, you jump in. 239 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,301 See, now you're talking. 240 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,928 I'll stand behind you and I'll crack my knuckles. 241 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,472 With your arthritis? 242 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,724 It's only bad when it rains. 243 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:22,187 Next, one Timex brand alarm clock. 244 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,022 It's yours. 245 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:26,191 Are you sure? It has a stylish faux-wood finish. 246 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:28,860 -Fine, I'll take it. -Aw. 247 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,529 -So you want it? -Yes. 248 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:33,407 -It's yours. -Thank you. 249 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:38,703 Next, one useful yet educational map of the world trash can. 250 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:40,163 I know what you're doing. 251 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,873 Yes, I'm being thorough about these things 252 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,417 so we don't fight about them down the line. 253 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,876 What you're doing is dragging this out 254 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,086 because you don't want me to leave. 255 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,213 No, I'm not. Yes, you are. 256 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,715 Do you know the phrase "pish posh"? 257 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:52,300 No, and I don't want to. 258 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,843 It's British, and it's used 259 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,762 when someone's opinions are absurd. 260 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,597 And you're forcing me to use it. 261 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,307 Pish posh! 262 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,726 Or, more authentically, 263 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:02,769 (English accent): pish posh! 264 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,145 I'm done. 265 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,022 I know what's mine, and I'm taking it. 266 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,941 ADULT SHELDON: One day she said the same thing 267 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,568 to her first husband. 268 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:12,737 I like to think I prepared her for that moment. 269 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:16,491 So I'm thinking dark red, like a speakeasy. 270 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:19,244 And maybe a little bar in the corner. 271 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:20,828 Well, you're gonna need a liquor license. 272 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,498 Oh, right. 'Cause I don't want to break the law 273 00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:26,167 in my illegal gambling room. 274 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:29,670 Over here is my bedroom area, for sleeping and whatnot. 275 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,256 That's my gym. 276 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,259 And last but not least, kitchen and bathroom. 277 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,719 Georgie, do not use that sink as a bathroom. 278 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,306 Relax. Just number one. 279 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,601 There you go. 280 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,685 Okay, these posters go on that wall. 281 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,229 That poster goes over the bed. 282 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,939 (scoffs) I'm not your moving man. 283 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:50,400 You're right, I'm growing up. 284 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:53,653 Guess I can't be Daddy's little girl forever. 285 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,697 Which one goes over the bed? 286 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,283 Um, New Kids. 287 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,619 First thing I'm gonna do is get better chairs. 288 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:03,997 If people are comfy, they'll stay longer and spend more. 289 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,166 Well, what if it's someone's lucky chair? 290 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,627 They're gambling in the back of a Laundromat. 291 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:11,296 Does that sound lucky to you? 292 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,548 I'm thinking I'll put the flag over that window 293 00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:14,882 for, you know, privacy. 294 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,051 If you want, I could sew some curtains, 295 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,386 make it look homey. 296 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,721 Nice. Girls will eat that up. 297 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,349 Flag is fine. 298 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,692 (knock on door) 299 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,240 Well, you been busy. Yes. 300 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:42,076 -You get this in here all by yourself? -Yes. 301 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,412 How? Science. 302 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:45,997 Well, it looks good. 303 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,249 I know. Now trains will be the last thing I see 304 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,750 before I go to sleep, 305 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:50,918 and the first thing I see when I wake up. 306 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,295 Great. 307 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,630 If I stir in the middle of the night, 308 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:54,589 you know what I'll see? 309 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:57,551 Trains? Trains. 310 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,972 Well... as long as you're happy. 311 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,058 Oh, I'm happy. 312 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,482 Hey. 313 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,818 -You might want to check in on Sheldon. -Is he okay? 314 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,279 Well, he was smiling. 315 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,240 Smiling how? 316 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,909 Oh, boy. 317 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,417 Hey. Dinner's ready. 318 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,919 I'll eat later. I have to finish this. 319 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,717 I made spaghetti with hot dogs cut up in it. 320 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,094 I even made sure that every piece is 321 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,970 the exact same size. 322 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,805 Some things are more important than the width 323 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,099 of a hot dog slice. 324 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,685 And I wish I'd known that sooner. 325 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:51,187 So, you okay? 326 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,440 Why wouldn't I be okay? 327 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,401 Well, there's a lot of change going on. 328 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:57,985 I know that's not your favorite. 329 00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,487 Where is that railroad crossing? 330 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,114 Would you like to eat in here? 331 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,574 I'll make you a plate. 332 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:03,950 I have to find that sign. 333 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,660 It should be in this box. Where is it? 334 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:13,209 I can't find my railroad crossing sign. 335 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,835 Hey, how about knocking? 336 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,755 Sorry, I've never had to knock on that door before. 337 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,047 Well, now you do. 338 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,716 (grunts) I need the crossing sign 339 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,092 for my train set. Have you seen it? 340 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,844 No, and I've got company coming soon. 341 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,222 Perfect. An extra set of eyes will be helpful. 342 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,515 It's a girl, and you need to get out of here. 343 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,975 I'm not leaving until I find it. 344 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,227 Is this really about some dumb sign, 345 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,980 or is about you being scared to have a room to yourself? 346 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,190 That sign has been there for as long as 347 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,025 I've had that railroad set. 348 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,986 It may seem insignificant to you, but I need it. 349 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,739 Everyone only cares about themselves. 350 00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:44,365 You're happy because you got the garage, 351 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,950 Missy's happy because she has her own room, 352 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,035 but no one cares about my problems. 353 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:50,037 I'll help you look. 354 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:52,165 Just forget it. 355 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:57,295 ADULT SHELDON: As I struggled, my meemaw began to realize 356 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,172 the problem with running a gambling den 357 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,715 in the back of a Laundromat was 358 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,676 it's still connected to a Laundromat. 359 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,136 I put five pairs of undies in here, 360 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,721 and now there are four. 361 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,598 Your machine ate my undies. 362 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,350 There's a lost and found box right over there in the corner. 363 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,643 Just take all you want. 364 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,020 I don't want a stranger's undies. 365 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,190 Then let's find your precious undies. 366 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,193 Look how many rhinestones fell off in the dryer. 367 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:24,155 It says right here "do not tumble dry." 368 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,199 No label's gonna tell me what to do. 369 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,951 I am not in the mood for Texas right now. 370 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,203 What do you want from me? 371 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,747 Well, what size is yours? 372 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,999 No! 373 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:51,641 Finally the fun begins. 374 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,563 What's going on? 375 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,066 Are you Connie Tucker? 376 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,736 Well, this sucks. 377 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:10,368 (train whistles blow) 378 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,789 Next stop, Medford. 379 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:17,208 That won't be necessary. Keep going. 380 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,794 But, sir, your family's waiting to board. 381 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,379 I'm aware. Drive on. 382 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,797 But, sir... 383 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,758 I don't need them. I'm fine on my own. 384 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,926 Do not stop this train. 385 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:32,432 (whistles blowing) 386 00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,477 -Turn it off. -No. 387 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:39,063 I've been listening to it for an hour; turn it off. 388 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,065 It's my room, I can do what I want. 389 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,526 Oh, really? Let's see how you like it. 390 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,070 ♪ All for love ♪ 391 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,906 ♪ I love it when we're together ♪ 392 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,867 ♪ Girl, I need you forever... ♪ 393 00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:53,327 (train whistle blowing) 394 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,246 What the hell's going on?! 395 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,748 Missy's trying to annoy me. 396 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,166 'Cause he won't turn his stupid train off. 397 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,753 You two are unbelievable. Everything off. 398 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,504 -But he started it. -Now! 399 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,716 ♪ Knight in shining armor, I will be your... ♪ 400 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:10,595 I thought y'all looked the other way. 401 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,264 We do, but I'm running for sheriff, 402 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,683 and this will make my campaign pop. 403 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,644 But you and Dale are buddies. 404 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:20,563 That's why I'm not arresting you. 405 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,149 Hey, get one with me in it. 406 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,860 (shutter clicks) 407 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,030 So you gonna sell the place? 408 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,158 No. 409 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,327 Instead of crime boss, you're gonna be 410 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,995 a laundry boss. 411 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,622 Well, I guess that's just as cool. 412 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,624 I'm gonna open my game room. 413 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,375 How? 414 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,460 I don't know. 415 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,545 Move to a new location? 416 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,255 I don't know! 417 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,548 What about the Laundromat? 418 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,176 Keep asking questions, see what happens. 419 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,971 -Last one. -What? 420 00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:56,140 How'd you get so pretty? 421 00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,561 I hate you. 422 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,147 I like you. 423 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,444 ADULT SHELDON: There were plenty of reasons 424 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,947 to be happy my sister moved out. 425 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:15,033 She snored, she teased me. 426 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,745 She left her dirty clothes everywhere. 427 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:24,168 Clearly, I was better off without her. 428 00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,671 (knock on door) 429 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,302 Can I sleep on your floor? 430 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,471 Come on. 431 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,731 ADULT SHELDON: I eventually made my peace 432 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,649 with having a room to myself. 433 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:50,277 And I was never truly alone, thanks to my science posse: 434 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:54,281 Stephen, Albert, Richard and Arthur. 435 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:57,410 But for those times when I did need to communicate with Missy, 436 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,746 we had a system. 437 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,335 What? 438 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,338 -Just testing the system. -You tested it yesterday. 439 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,216 Just because it worked yesterday doesn't mean it's working today. 440 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,468 It's working. Good night. 441 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,429 Good night. Sleep tight. 442 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,226 (knocking on wall) 443 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,812 What? 444 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,480 Did you know when people say "sleep tight," 445 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,107 they're referring to when beds were made of ropes, 446 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,776 and the tighter the rope, the more comfortable 447 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,028 -the bed was to sleep on? -Cool. 448 00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:33,613 Bye. 449 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:35,656 ADULT SHELDON: My sister wasn't always a fan 450 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,826 of my informative tidbits, so I didn't tell her 451 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,454 that the entire phrase, "Good night, sleep tight, 452 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,706 don't let the bedbugs bite" is actually 453 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,584 from the 1896 book What They Say in New England: 454 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,963 A Book of Signs, Sayings, and Superstitions. 455 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,505 Until I told her. 456 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,716 (knocking on wall) yings, and Superstitions.