1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:02,419 Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:03,754 I'm pregnant. 3 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:06,674 I heard them talking about a baby. 4 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:08,759 -Oh, my. -You know what that means. 5 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:10,678 -Mom's pregnant. -Exactly. 6 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,429 Everybody loves a wedding. 7 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,598 I'm having a baby. I don't need to marry another one. 8 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,517 Mary, they already made one giant mistake. 9 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:17,977 They don't have to make another. 10 00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:20,187 So marrying me was a mistake. 11 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,063 You're honestly happy with how your life turned out? 12 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:24,107 -You have no regrets? -What do you want me to say? 13 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:25,734 I want you to admit that this marriage 14 00:00:25,818 --> 00:00:27,528 hasn't exactly been a bed of roses. 15 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,864 Wake up. No marriage is a bed of roses. 16 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:32,867 -Well, then I guess we nailed it. -I guess we did. 17 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,456 Can you take Missy to school today? 18 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,792 Why? It's on your way. 19 00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:43,794 I have to drop the church bulletin off at the printer. 20 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:45,880 (scoffs softly) Nobody reads those things. 21 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,215 I know we're not getting along right now, 22 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,133 but when we walk into that kitchen, 23 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,051 Missy and Sheldon do not need to see us fighting. 24 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:53,178 Fine. 25 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:54,304 So, you'll take her? 26 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,181 Whatever you say, dear. 27 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:57,432 (groans) 28 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:02,646 Mom and Dad are still really upset. 29 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,439 With good reason. She's awfully old 30 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:05,566 to be having a baby. 31 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:07,150 Is it really dangerous? 32 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:09,862 Not with modern science, but back in pioneer times, 33 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:12,406 we'd be burying her down by the crick. 34 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:13,741 I'm just saying they're cranky enough, 35 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,409 so don't be a pain in the ass. 36 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:16,994 I'm always on my best behavior. 37 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,038 You're the hormonal firecracker around here. 38 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:19,997 Sheldon. 39 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,123 And thar she blows. 40 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:25,168 Moby Dick. 41 00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:27,922 It's a book. 42 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,132 Where the hell's my travel mug? 43 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:34,762 I think Georgie took it, dear. 44 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,931 That son of a gun. 45 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:39,600 Missy, your father's gonna take you to school today. 46 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:41,936 Thanks, Daddy. I hope it's not too much trouble. 47 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:45,022 No trouble at all, my little angel. 48 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:50,694 Why'd you say they're cranky? 49 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,487 They're fine. 50 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:56,157 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 51 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,786 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 52 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:01,162 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 53 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:04,207 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 54 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:08,462 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 55 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:15,469 (exhales) 56 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:18,097 Okay, you can do this. 57 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:19,723 Just tell him. 58 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:23,060 (exhales) 59 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,733 -(sighs) -Everything okay? 60 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:32,152 Oh! What? Yes. What are you doing there? 61 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:34,488 I came for the stapler but stayed for the show. 62 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,615 Oh. Well, I was just going in 63 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:39,034 to talk to Pastor Jeff. Hmm. 64 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:40,744 Then go. 65 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,579 -I'm going. -Do it. 66 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,205 I'm doing it. 67 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:46,625 See? 68 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,335 Very convincing. 69 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:49,837 JEFF: Come in. 70 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,171 -(door closes) -What's up? 71 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:55,258 I was hoping to get your take on something. 72 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,510 Of course. 73 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,512 Um... 74 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,764 This isn't really about me, 75 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,517 but I recently met a young woman 76 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,728 who got pregnant, um... 77 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:08,605 out of wedlock. 78 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:09,773 I see. 79 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,274 Is the young man in the picture? 80 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,526 He is. 81 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,402 Well, as long as they tie the knot 82 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,822 before the bambino pops out, the big guy looks the other way. 83 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,365 Right, right. 84 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:22,494 But the woman isn't so keen on... 85 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,872 knots or tying them. 86 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,581 Then I'm afraid she and that poor baby 87 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:28,125 are in for a difficult time. 88 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:30,752 I know. Um... 89 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:36,633 What about the parents of the young couple? 90 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,426 Well, they certainly didn't raise these kids 91 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,636 with the right values. 92 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,262 I only get them one day a week. 93 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,390 The rest of it's on Mom and Dad. 94 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:47,310 (chuckles): Right. Right. 95 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,270 Um... 96 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:53,150 Oh. But, um... 97 00:03:53,232 --> 00:03:56,403 what if the boy's parents 98 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:58,739 did want to do the right thing? 99 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,658 I don't see how it's their fault. 100 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,119 Well, didn't the boy still have premarital sex 101 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:05,370 which led to pregnancy? 102 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:07,247 (exhales) Yes. 103 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,331 You have to ask, 104 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,542 where were his parents? 105 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,836 Mm-hmm. 106 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:17,007 These are all good questions. (chuckles) 107 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:18,926 Okay, let's take a look at the board now, Judy, Lisa, 108 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,301 and see what subjects we're dealing with 109 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,386 in this match of Tic-Tac-Dough. 110 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:22,804 Famous Blondes, 111 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,305 -Trivia Dare, Explorers... -(knock on door) 112 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,391 ...Colors, Geology, Top Ten, Movies... 113 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:28,435 I'll be right back, Wink. 114 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,605 -What? -We know what's going on at home. 115 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,440 And we need to talk. 116 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:35,442 I'm in the middle of something important. 117 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:37,527 So are we. 118 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,823 Um, may I please come in? 119 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:47,829 -...thousand eight hundred... -(TV turns off) 120 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,414 What's up? 121 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:51,416 Why won't Mom and Dad tell us what's going on? 122 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:53,376 Well, there might be several reasons for that, 123 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,088 but right off the top of my head, I'd say 124 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:57,798 none of your damn business. 125 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,967 Mom's having a baby, and that's none of our business? 126 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,177 (chuckles) Is that what you think's going on? 127 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:03,762 -Isn't it? -No. 128 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,305 Then what's going on? 129 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:07,474 None of your damn business. 130 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:09,684 (TV playing indistinctly) 131 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,270 We need to talk. 132 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:12,479 Kind of busy. 133 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:13,855 This is important. 134 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,565 I was talking to Pastor Jeff 135 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:18,526 about our... little situation. 136 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:21,071 -Why would you tell him? -He doesn't know it's Georgie. 137 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:23,240 But people are gonna find out eventually, 138 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,826 and they're gonna judge all of us. 139 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,661 Who cares what people think? 140 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,830 I care. We live in this town. 141 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,999 -I work at the church. -(phone rings) 142 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,918 (exhales) Hello? 143 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,753 Heads up. The twins were just here, 144 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,755 and they were asking a bunch of questions. 145 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,215 You didn't tell them, did you? 146 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:42,425 No, but they know there's a baby in the mix. 147 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,303 (chuckles): Actually, they thought you were having it. 148 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:45,804 Oh, Lord. 149 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,848 Yeah. Anyway, they're gonna be there any minute. 150 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,266 Have fun. 151 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:51,768 -(exhales) -What now? 152 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,394 -(door opens) -SHELDON: We're home. 153 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:54,938 -MISSY: And we want answers. -(door closes) 154 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,064 That. 155 00:05:56,148 --> 00:05:57,983 In here. 156 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,776 We want to know what's going on. 157 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,736 And we know it has something to do with a baby. 158 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,363 -And we know it's not yours. -So whose is it? 159 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,616 This is a private matter, 160 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,368 and it does not concern you. 161 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:12,706 It's Georgie. 162 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,541 -You don't know that. -It all makes sense. 163 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,626 You were talking with him in the garage the other night. 164 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,795 And word on the street is he's sexually active. 165 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:19,963 Ew. 166 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,132 So, who's preggers? 167 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:24,009 -Yes, who? -All right. 168 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:25,760 Family meeting now. 169 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:28,222 -I'll leave you to it. -George! 170 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:29,890 Fudge. 171 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,521 Okay, yes, your... (sighs) 172 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:38,732 Your brother's gonna have a baby. 173 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:41,151 -With whom? -Her name is Mandy. 174 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:43,028 Ooh, she's the one that's older than him. 175 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,487 How much older? 176 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:45,655 That's not important. 177 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,490 -That means a lot. -Thank you. 178 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,491 GEORGE SR.: Do I really need 179 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:49,826 -to be here for this? -Yes. 180 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:50,952 Double fudge. 181 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,162 Are they getting married? 182 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,581 -We don't know, but probably. -Mary. 183 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:57,416 (scoffs) It would be better for them and better for the baby. 184 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,086 And better for you so your church friends 185 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:00,379 don't get bent out of shape. 186 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:01,880 We'll talk about this later. 187 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,924 Ooh, a subcommittee just formed. Exciting. 188 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:06,134 The important thing is, is that you both 189 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:08,136 need to keep this quiet. 190 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:10,264 This is family business. 191 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,891 I have to keep a secret? I'm not good at those. 192 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:15,602 It's not a secret. No one's gonna ask you about it. 193 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:18,146 It's just a thing you don't need to bring up. 194 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:20,274 -But what if I do? -What if you don't? 195 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:21,566 But now it's all I can think about. 196 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,026 What if my mouth loses control? 197 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,861 You're good at keeping promises, right? 198 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,821 -Very. -Great. 199 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,615 Then promise you won't tell anybody. 200 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,825 That's an interesting work-around. However... 201 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,702 -You're not telling anyone. -Fine. 202 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,788 (Mary exhales) 203 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,831 I'm gonna be an aunt. 204 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:38,125 That's so weird. 205 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:40,627 Not as weird as Uncle Sheldon. 206 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:43,380 (chuckles): Yeah, well, we're gonna be grandparents. 207 00:07:43,462 --> 00:07:46,383 And Meemaw's gonna be a great-grandmother. 208 00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:48,385 That sounds so old. 209 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:50,220 Please tell her that. 210 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,389 MEEMAW: Good night, Wade. 211 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,225 It ain't good. I lost all my money. 212 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:56,393 Well, good for me. 213 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,228 Yeah, yeah. 214 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,854 (door closes) 215 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,317 Hey, Mandy. It's me again. 216 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,068 Just wanted to see how you were doing. 217 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:07,570 If there's anything you need, I'm around. 218 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,197 Please call me back. 219 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,742 She ducking your calls? 220 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,577 Seems like it. 221 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,997 Well, you understand why she might not want to talk to you. 222 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,332 Yes, I know. 223 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:19,916 I'm trying to make up for it. 224 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,584 This might be one of those things 225 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,420 you just can't make up for. 226 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,046 Ain't fair. 227 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,382 You better do some growing up fast, 228 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:28,800 'cause "fair" left the building 229 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:31,136 the second you yanked your pants down. 230 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,846 Thanks for making me feel worse. 231 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,555 Anytime. 232 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,225 (door closes) 233 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:41,104 What is the angular momentum of the neutron and the proton 234 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:45,025 inside deuterium? 235 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:48,653 No one? Really? 236 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:51,072 -Sheldon? -Yes? 237 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:53,450 What is the angular momentum of the neutron and the proton 238 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,826 inside deuterium? 239 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:57,037 Oh, um, "L" equals zero. 240 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,414 Close. You're missing the four percent admixture 241 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:00,832 of "L" equals two. 242 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:03,126 Sorry. I'm a little distracted. 243 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,544 It happens. Anyway... 244 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,129 Normally, I would have gotten that right. 245 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,006 I have no doubt. Anyway... 246 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:09,424 There are just some things going on at home, 247 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,800 and I'm not allowed to talk about it. 248 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,469 And we don't want to hear about it. 249 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:14,554 I can tell you no one's sick in case you're concerned. 250 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,181 Anyone concerned? 251 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,724 Show of hands. 252 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,559 No? Moving on. 253 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,728 That's why I got the answer wrong. 254 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:25,023 Son, it's just a mistake. Everyone makes them. 255 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,317 SHELDON: Like my brother Georgie did when he got that girl pregnant. 256 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:30,237 Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. 257 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,322 What? 258 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:33,698 I need to use the restroom. 259 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,658 This is college. Just go. 260 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:40,455 -(door opens) -You, red shirt. Lock the door. 261 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,832 (hums) 262 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:43,833 Knock, knock. 263 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,085 Oh, hi. 264 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,294 Just thought I'd show you 265 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:48,213 how to do it on the first try. 266 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:49,548 (chuckles softly) 267 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,008 You all right? 268 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,552 Um... Yeah. 269 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:57,556 -Just, you know, life. -Mm. 270 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,182 I've heard that can be rough. 271 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,517 Mm. 272 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:03,978 Well, if you ever want to talk or... 273 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,565 grab a smoke, 274 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,233 I'm around. 275 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,817 I'm good, thanks. 276 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:13,029 (chuckles) Although, um... 277 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:16,616 A cigarette doesn't sound bad. 278 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,201 I was hoping someone would help me 279 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,494 get to the end of this pack. 280 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,662 -Then we're quitting. -Absolutely. 281 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,664 -It's a disgusting habit. -Filthy. 282 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,546 You are never gonna believe what I just heard. 283 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,755 -Try me. -(door closes) 284 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,340 Roy and the boosters were 285 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,342 wining and dining that coach from Carthage. 286 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,430 I don't even care anymore. He can have my job. 287 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:41,057 Well, if you don't care, why can't I have it? 288 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,017 Fine, take it. 289 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,729 -Are you okay? -Oh, jim-dandy. 290 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,565 Is this one of those times where you say you don't want 291 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,484 to talk about it, and then you make me go to the bar, 292 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:51,485 and then you talk about it? 293 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,569 No. 294 00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:54,028 All right. 295 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,072 I'm gonna tell you something. 296 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,115 Lay it on me. 297 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,866 This is serious. 298 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,285 You can't tell anyone. 299 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,995 Okay. 300 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,333 Georgie got a girl pregnant. 301 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,335 Wow. 302 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,544 Oh. 303 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,004 Congratulations? 304 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,256 On having a dope for a son? Thanks. 305 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,882 Forgive me if I'm mistaken, 306 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,926 but weren't you a similar kind of dope with Mary? 307 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,719 It's different. 308 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:21,181 Georgie's, like, 11 years younger than this girl. 309 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:23,558 That is different. 310 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,394 We're gonna need a couple shots over here. 311 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:34,361 Sorry again for being distracted earlier. 312 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,112 And I'm so sorry you got locked out. 313 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,406 I don't know how that happened. 314 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,660 My brother got a girl pregnant. 315 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,495 My mom wanted me to promise I wouldn't tell, 316 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,372 but I never did, so technically, I'm not breaking my word. 317 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:46,705 I don't care. 318 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,333 Thank you. But it's a secret, 319 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,792 so please don't tell anyone. 320 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,587 -Don't you have somewhere to go? -No. 321 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,552 Can I tell you something in confidence? 322 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,053 Of course. 323 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,138 Um, 324 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,722 my son... 325 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,476 ...got a girl pregnant. 326 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,229 Whoa. 327 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:11,481 Safe to assume this was a surprise? 328 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:12,940 (chuckles): Oh, yeah. 329 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,942 And safe to assume it's not Sheldon? 330 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,194 (laughs) 331 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,736 Also yes. 332 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,573 Now my mom wants them to get married, 333 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,324 but it doesn't sound like the girl's willing. 334 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:24,869 -Why are you still talking to me? -You and I just click. 335 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,208 So, how are you doing with all this? 336 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,334 Oh. 337 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,294 Disappointed. 338 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,547 Angry, upset, scared. 339 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,507 So all the emotions. Got it. 340 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:38,841 And I'm worried 341 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,594 that if he doesn't marry this girl, 342 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,179 the congregation's gonna turn on me. 343 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,723 They might. 344 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,350 -(exhales) -But that's putting man before God. 345 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,102 -What do you mean? -Well, you're caring more 346 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,687 about what people think than what God thinks. 347 00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:52,813 I'm not caring more. 348 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:56,984 I just don't have to bump into God at the grocery store. 349 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,737 I don't think he does his own shopping. 350 00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,321 (chuckles) 351 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,323 Well, at this point, it doesn't matter, 352 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,492 because she doesn't want to get married. 353 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,494 -Well, I can talk to her if you want. -Mm. 354 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,329 I'm pretty good with young people. 355 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,956 She's 29. 356 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,543 Also pretty good with people my own age. 357 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,545 (chuckles) 358 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,465 Let's say grace. 359 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:22,719 Bless us, Lord, for the food we are about to receive, 360 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,471 and bless the hands that prepared it. Amen. 361 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:25,930 ALL: Amen. 362 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,975 I told Dr. Linkletter about Georgie. 363 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,227 Why'd y'all tell Sheldon? 364 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,772 They didn't. I figured it out. 365 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,898 Great. Now everyone knows. 366 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,233 Not everyone. 367 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,985 Just us and Dr. Linkletter. 368 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,236 So, that's it? 369 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,781 -Nobody else said anything? -Mm. 370 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,324 Good. 'Cause her parents 371 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,824 still don't know, and if this gets out, 372 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,494 she's gonna be more pissed than ever. 373 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,036 Everything's gonna be fine. 374 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,829 Let's just eat. 375 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:56,670 I kind of told Heather M. at school. 376 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,964 I told her to keep it a secret. 377 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,466 Did you keep it a secret? 378 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,676 No. 379 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,594 Unbelievable. 380 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,349 Actually, I told someone at church today. 381 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,351 And I might have told Wayne. 382 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,269 I can't believe y'all. 383 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,773 I know. You'd expect it from me, but from them, it's a shocker. 384 00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:18,983 I ain't hungry. 385 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,865 (door closes) 386 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,075 So, if you haven't told your parents yet, 387 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,661 you might want to, 388 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,955 'cause my family blabbed, and it's out there. 389 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,083 I know. I know you're angry. 390 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,752 I'm angry, too. 391 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,046 Please don't hang up. 392 00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:45,885 -(knock on door) -Come in. 393 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,890 -Hey. -Hey. 394 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,226 Just wanted to say I'm really sorry. 395 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,102 Forget it. 396 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,063 You have so much to deal with right now, 397 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,523 and I made it worse. 398 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,108 People are gonna find out eventually. 399 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,279 Do you think you're gonna get married? 400 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,073 It ain't looking good. 401 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,033 Do you even want to? 402 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,744 Well, I do like her. 403 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,537 And I'm trying to do the right thing. 404 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,164 Whatever that is. 405 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,419 Can't believe you're gonna be a dad. 406 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,045 Join the club. 407 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,380 Is it weird? 408 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,841 M-More terrifying than weird. 409 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,175 Yeah? 410 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,177 I don't know what I'm doing. 411 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,012 What if I mess this kid up? 412 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,347 You won't. 413 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,474 You sure? I'm a high school dropout 414 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,351 living out in his parents' garage. 415 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,105 (voice breaking): Mandy's right to not want me around. 416 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,815 (crying): No, she's not. 417 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,817 She'd be lucky to have you. 418 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,028 So will the baby. 419 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,155 Don't make me cry more. 420 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,199 Sorry. 421 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,618 That's the last nice thing 422 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,411 I'll ever say to you. 423 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,583 Hey, what did Wayne say when you told him? 424 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,084 He loves babies, so he was all, 425 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,169 "It's a blessing." Blah, blah, blah. 426 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,630 Well, he's not wrong. 427 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,048 Why am I friends with him? You should be. 428 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,884 -(chuckles) -(beer bottle opens) 429 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,803 How'd Pastor Jeff take it? 430 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,930 I didn't tell him. I told Pastor Rob. 431 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,013 Of course. 432 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:15,934 -What's that mean? -Nothing. 433 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,644 What? 434 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:20,313 Just seems like you talk to Pastor Rob a lot. 435 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:24,066 (scoffs, chuckles): Well, we work together. 436 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,735 You talk to Wayne. 437 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,780 Sure. And what did Pastor Rob say? 438 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,281 Actually, it was helpful. 439 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,408 He pointed out 440 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,662 that I was putting people before God 441 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:39,123 and that I shouldn't worry about what the congregation thinks. 442 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:40,583 So, exactly what I said. 443 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,502 All you said was, "Who cares?" 444 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,921 Next time, I'll stick God in there so you pay attention. 445 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,756 Hey. 446 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,591 -(door closes) -Where were you? 447 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,760 -Talking to Georgie. -He okay? 448 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,638 We laughed, we cried. It was nice. 449 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,229 ("Which Will" by Nick Drake playing) 450 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:21,666 ♪ Which will you go for? ♪ 451 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,419 ♪♪ Which will you love? ♪♪ 452 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,506 MARY: Hey, Joan. It's Mary. 453 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,841 Just wanted to make sure 454 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,635 that you knew Bible study was today? 455 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,679 (gasps softly) Oh, no. 456 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,056 I'm sorry to hear that. 457 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,727 ♪ Which will you answer? ♪ 458 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,061 Susan. Mary Cooper. 459 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,604 Just making sure everything's okay 460 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,523 since you're not at Bible study. 461 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,650 Oh. 462 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:51,070 ♪ Which will you take for... ♪ 463 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,113 Of course. No problem. 464 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,741 I understand. 465 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,784 ♪ One and all? ♪ 466 00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,078 ♪ And tell me now ♪ 467 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:05,043 ♪ Which will you love the best? ♪ 468 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,554 Hey. It's Mary. 469 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,347 Do you have time to talk? 470 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,809 For you, always. to talk?