1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:01,751 [Meemaw] Previously on Young Sheldon… 2 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,461 What is happening to our family? 3 00:00:03,545 --> 00:00:05,755 Mom getting kicked out of the church. 4 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,674 Georgie havin' a baby out of wedlock. 5 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:09,759 We really are white trash. 6 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,011 But the church is still your family. 7 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:14,931 I'd just hate to see you walk away from the Lord. 8 00:00:15,014 --> 00:00:16,182 [sighs] 9 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:18,685 Feels like he's walking away from me. 10 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:27,068 -You looking for a new church? -Not yet. 11 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,903 'Cause I can see you going Catholic. 12 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,906 You got a "get thee to a nunnery" vibe. 13 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:37,412 Oh. Mom, really? Passion's Harvest? 14 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:40,665 The main character's name is Passion. 15 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:43,084 She's inherited her daddy's farm. 16 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:46,129 And there's a stud in the stable. 17 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,047 Oh, that's terrible. 18 00:00:48,631 --> 00:00:51,426 Read it. Then tell me how terrible it is. 19 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:52,761 I'm not reading this trash. 20 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:55,305 So you're literally judging a book by its cover. 21 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:59,976 All right, fine. I'll give it a look. 22 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:03,104 How come you've dog-eared all these pages? 23 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:04,898 You'll see. 24 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,568 [theme song playing] 25 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:29,464 Ethically, can science ever go too far? 26 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:32,425 Just because we can do something, 27 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,344 does that mean we should do something? 28 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:37,555 -Yes. -I haven't finished. 29 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,224 I'm sorry. Go on. 30 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:43,144 Ethically, should science have any limitations? 31 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:45,897 -No. -Interesting. 32 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:50,693 -What about human cloning? -More of me? Yes, please. 33 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,946 Well, what about more of everyone else? 34 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:57,492 -No, thank you. -What about dinosaurs? 35 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:00,036 Herbivores, yes. Carnivores, no. 36 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:03,623 What about the herbivores who can squash you like a bug? 37 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,334 Good point. No dinosaurs. 38 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:09,754 -So cloning is unethical. -Right. 39 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,590 But what if we were to clone Albert Einstein? 40 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:13,925 That would be swell. 41 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:15,885 At some point I'll need a sidekick. 42 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,303 So cloning is ethical? 43 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:18,847 Right, because Albert Einstein, 44 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,807 unlike the dinosaurs, harmed no one. 45 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:23,601 I think the victims of the atomic bomb, 46 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:27,105 which his discoveries helped create, might disagree. 47 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,149 So what's the right answer? 48 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:32,902 That's why we're here. To find that out. 49 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,405 -Why don't you just tell us? -Why don't you? 50 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:38,700 -I asked you first. -You're it. No backsies. [laughs] 51 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,828 [upbeat music playing] 52 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,872 This is such trash. 53 00:02:50,169 --> 00:02:52,380 Oh, Passion, not in the stable. 54 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:54,424 That's where the horses do their business. 55 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,847 All night long? Who wants that? 56 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,891 -[doorknob rattling] -[Missy] Who's in there? 57 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:05,268 Uh, me. I'll just be a minute. 58 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:07,687 -[Missy] I really need to go. -It's occupied. 59 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,775 I could write a better book than this. 60 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,611 -[doorknob rattling] -[Missy] Mom. 61 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:15,612 [exhales] 62 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:25,330 -Hey. -What are you doing here? 63 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,207 I was at the store and I got some things for you. 64 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:31,544 Thanks, but I can buy my own groceries. 65 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,922 I know, but you're eating for two. 66 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:34,964 I should help out. 67 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:38,718 Three kinds of pickles? 68 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:40,762 Everybody knows pregnant ladies like those. 69 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:43,097 Okay. I'm throwing up enough as it is. 70 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,852 -Why is it so dark in there? -No reason. 71 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:50,271 What's with the candles? Are you on a date? 72 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,357 You think I'd dress like this on a date? 73 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,859 -I think you look good. -Well, I don't. 74 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,736 If I was, it's none of your business. 75 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,280 Then why you are sitting in the dark? 76 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,575 Okay. It's not a big deal. 77 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,327 I was short on the power bill. 78 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:05,787 How come? 79 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:08,206 Well, waiting tables and morning sickness, 80 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:09,582 not a great combination. 81 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,167 Got reflected in my tips. 82 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:13,461 [sighs] 83 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:15,755 Don't worry. I'll pay to turn your power back on. 84 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,883 I'm not a charity case. I can figure this out. 85 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,260 But you can't watch TV. What kinda life is that? 86 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,054 It's fine. I hear the neighbors fight. 87 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:24,180 That's almost like TV. 88 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:25,890 Hmm. 89 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:28,142 I'll leave you this. There's ice cream in there. 90 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:29,352 Make that a priority. 91 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:31,688 Good night. 92 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,356 I got you the one with three flavors. 93 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:34,524 I don't know what you like. 94 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:35,608 Bye. 95 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,360 It's chocolate, vanilla and pink. 96 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,700 [exhales] Chapter one. 97 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:48,871 When Marie stepped into the bar, she knew she looked good. 98 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,874 But not in a vulgar way. 99 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:55,086 More for what she didn't show than what she did. 100 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:58,131 [pleasant music playing] 101 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:10,601 -Well, hello. -Hi. 102 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:12,228 Dusty. 103 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,940 That's not a name. That's a poorly kept house. 104 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,275 [chuckles] 105 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:18,860 What's your mother call you? 106 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:22,989 -Dustin. -I like that. 107 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,033 And you are? 108 00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:28,369 -Marie. -Marie. 109 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,330 What are you drinking, Marie? 110 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:34,959 A dirty martini. 111 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,296 Really? How dirty? 112 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,506 Very. 113 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:42,341 Hmm. 114 00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:48,347 Sheldon. 115 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,767 Dr. Sturgis, I don't think I can do the assignment. 116 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:51,726 Why not? 117 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:55,563 Just pick either side of any ethical argument and present it. 118 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:57,273 But how do I know which to present? 119 00:05:57,356 --> 00:05:59,067 Any one you want. 120 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,735 How do I know which side to take? 121 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:02,487 Any side you want. 122 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:03,988 But I wanna take the right side. 123 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:06,657 Maybe there is no right side. 124 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:09,786 [sighs] This is torture, and that can't be ethical. 125 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:13,539 There you go. You picked a subject and a side. 126 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:16,501 Oh. Good. Torture is unethical. 127 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:17,919 That's the correct position. 128 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:19,545 I agree. 129 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:23,299 But what if there's a bomb hidden underneath a city, 130 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:26,969 and someone says that the only way to find out 131 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,138 its location is through torture? 132 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,724 -Answer that. -Let's see. 133 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,684 Batman plays by Gotham City rules, 134 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:34,769 and would use torture, 135 00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:37,063 but Superman's got those Midwest values. 136 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,065 I hate ethics. 137 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:44,779 [Marie] Haven't seen you here before. 138 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:48,908 Well, I'm just passing through. Tonight I'm here. 139 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:50,743 Tomorrow, who knows? 140 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,120 Hmm. 141 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:54,997 Guess we'll have to make the most of tonight then. 142 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:57,458 I guess so. 143 00:06:58,292 --> 00:07:00,962 What do you say we get out of here? 144 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:03,798 What do you have in mind? 145 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:07,969 I don't know. I was thinking maybe we take a walk, 146 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:10,805 and you can tell me more about your hopes and dreams. 147 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:16,144 What's going on in here, and all the way down here. 148 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,480 You really want that? 149 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:23,943 To know who you really are? There's nothing I want more. 150 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:27,989 [exhales] Oh, my. 151 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:32,827 [knocking at door] 152 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:36,831 -Hey. -Hey. This is a surprise. 153 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:40,001 -Sorry to just drop in. -No, no, it's okay. 154 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:41,210 Let me just… 155 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,672 Sorry. The cleaning lady didn't come today. 156 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:45,798 Your mother? 157 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:49,218 [chuckles] Good one. So, what's going on? 158 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:51,429 Um… 159 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:55,099 You know how I said I had it under control? 160 00:07:55,766 --> 00:07:57,560 -Yeah. -Things have changed. 161 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,062 I wasn't just short on the power bill. 162 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,939 I was also short on the rent. 163 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:05,067 And now I'm short on a place to live. 164 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:08,571 Oh. Okay. Well, you're welcome to stay here. 165 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:10,323 Mi garage, su garage. 166 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,783 It'd just be for a little while. 167 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:13,910 Stay as long as you need. 168 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,745 Got stuff in your car? Should I get it? 169 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,080 Yeah, about that… Um… 170 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:21,459 My stuff's in the apartment and my landlord locked it. 171 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:23,628 That ain't right. 172 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:25,755 He said when I pay rent, he'll let me in. 173 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,049 Hell with that. I'll get your stuff. 174 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:31,093 -How will you do that? -Don't worry about it. 175 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,596 -Make yourself comfortable. -Okay. 176 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:37,183 Oh, you hungry? You want some SpaghettiOs? 177 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,728 I'm sorry. That was rude. 178 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:44,190 There's your clean spoon. 179 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:49,987 [door closes] 180 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,490 [TV playing indistinctly] 181 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:55,535 -Can I change the channel? -But I'm watching this. 182 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:58,996 I miss when you had a real job and were gone more. 183 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:02,667 Can you two help me with my homework? 184 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:06,545 -Did I hear him right? -Yeah. He asked for help. 185 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,047 With his school work? 186 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:10,216 -Yep. -How long have you known him? 187 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:12,260 -All my life. -Has he ever asked for help? 188 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:13,594 -No. -Hello. 189 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,097 Hang on. Some kind of prank? 190 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,266 It's not a prank. I just need help with it. 191 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,352 -Did a bully take it from you? -No. 192 00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:23,187 Is it heavy? Need help lifting it? 193 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,356 I need your opinion on an ethical dilemma. 194 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:27,650 Should robots have the same rights as humans? 195 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:31,112 That depends. What's "ethical" mean? 196 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,002 [gun cocks] 197 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,712 Don't shoot. I'm not a robber. 198 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,591 Turn around real slow. 199 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:55,803 How's this? 'Cause I can go slower. 200 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,681 You picked the wrong apartment, little man. 201 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:02,435 -Ain't this 208? -It's 207. 202 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:05,938 -I'm in the wrong apartment. -I just said that. 203 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,441 I can explain. My girlfriend-- 204 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:09,817 She's not my girlfriend, 205 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,027 but she's having my baby. 206 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,196 She got evicted and I came to get her stuff. 207 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,451 -Are you talking about Mandy? -Yes. 208 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:20,494 You the dumb bastard that knocked her up? 209 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,581 Yes. That's me. Not a robber. Dumb bastard. 210 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:26,083 Ah, hell. 211 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:30,546 Put your hands down. I ain't gonna shoot you. 212 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,470 -I saw the padlock on her door. -Yeah. 213 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,931 And all her stuff's in there. I came to get it for her. 214 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:44,268 I like that girl. She's a good one. 215 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:47,188 -I agree. -Why don't you marry her? 216 00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:48,898 I'm trying. She don't wanna. 217 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:52,735 So you think getting her toothbrush gonna change that? 218 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,990 Couldn't hurt. So what do you say? Can I go? 219 00:10:58,616 --> 00:10:59,450 Yeah. 220 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:02,411 Thank you, sir. Good night, sir. Sorry to bother you, sir. 221 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:06,791 Nice kid. [chuckles] 222 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,043 Glad I didn't kill him. 223 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:11,253 [romantic music playing] 224 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:15,716 Sometimes I feel like, at my age, 225 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:19,553 I should have everything all figured out. But I don't. 226 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,264 Nobody has it all figured out. 227 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:26,352 -You ever get scared? -Oh, yeah. All the time. 228 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:32,066 Like right now, I'm scared you won't like me. 229 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,193 Oh, Dusty. 230 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,781 You don't have to worry about that. 231 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:43,702 -You promise? -With God as my witness. 232 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:47,206 Well, I hope he's not watching right now, 233 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,250 'cause I'm about to kiss you. 234 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:52,294 [George] What you writing? 235 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,255 Oh! Uh… 236 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:57,299 Just making a list of chores that need to get done. 237 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,677 Well, that doesn't sound like fun. 238 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:04,014 Well, one of them is. 239 00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:07,101 I'll get to the rain gutters. You just gotta-- 240 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:09,770 Mmm. 241 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,605 What's happening? 242 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:14,692 Why don't you come to the bedroom and find out? 243 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,070 Weird day. 244 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,073 Did you have problems getting in the apartment? 245 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:25,327 No. In the right window, out the right window. Easy-peasy. 246 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:28,914 You can hang your dresses and whatnot on the barbell. 247 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:29,999 Fancy. 248 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:34,295 So we're clear, uh, just 'cause we're 249 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:37,673 sleeping together doesn't mean we're "sleeping together." 250 00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:39,049 I understand. 251 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,010 You take the bed. I'll sleep on the floor. 252 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,970 Oh, I can't ask you to do that. 253 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,598 It's okay. I got a sleeping bag and I'm young. 254 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,393 We'll share the bed. Just keep your hands to yourself. 255 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,104 Works both ways. You keep your hands to yourself. 256 00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:53,814 I'll manage. 257 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,025 If you find you can't, that's okay too. 258 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,444 Hey, what's the bathroom situation? 259 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,529 I pay rent. You can use the one in the house. 260 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,032 Good. I was afraid you'd say that sink. 261 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,161 The sink? That's kinda gross. 262 00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,121 I'll be right back. 263 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,083 [door opens, closes] 264 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,794 Looks like you're just a sink again. 265 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,589 [door closes] 266 00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,091 [Mary laughing] 267 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,844 -[Mary] George. -[George] You like that? 268 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,346 [Mary] I love that. 269 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:26,805 [George] Turn the lights off? 270 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,891 [Mary] Yes, please. [giggles] That tickles. 271 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,768 Get out, get out. 272 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,978 -What? -I'm using the sink. 273 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:34,980 Sweet. 274 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,027 -Good morning. -Morning. 275 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,071 Did someone have a sleepover? 276 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,073 Mandy's staying with me for a little bit. 277 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,407 Mm-hmm. 278 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,202 -It's not like that. -Didn't say it was. 279 00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:51,247 Take a seat. I'll make you scrambled eggs. 280 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,874 -Since when do you make eggs? -I can make eggs. 281 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,167 He can't make eggs. 282 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,961 Actually, my stomach's queasy. 283 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,588 -How about just some toast? -Great. Toast I can do. 284 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,384 Good morning, everyone. Niblingo. 285 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,052 I'm sorry. What? 286 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,720 It's an honorific I came up with 287 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,889 to describe a woman carrying my future niece 288 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,058 or nephew but is not related to me by law. 289 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,643 You remember Sheldon. 290 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:15,020 -I do. -Yeah. 291 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,606 I'm glad you're here. I have a question about ethics 292 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,857 you could help me with. 293 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,234 Sheldon, leave her alone. 294 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:22,736 No, it's okay. He can ask me a question. 295 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,281 I'm his, uh… What am I? 296 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,950 -Niblingo. -Niblingo. What's your question? 297 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,703 Ethically, should a robot be programmed to never kill, 298 00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:32,454 even if killing would save lives? 299 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,248 Where's the dang toaster? 300 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,125 Welcome to breakfast at our house. 301 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,587 -[door opens] -[doorbell chimes] 302 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,297 -[snoring softly] -[door closes] 303 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:50,180 -Fire! -What? What? Where? Oh. 304 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,267 Thanks for keeping an eye on things. 305 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:55,603 Sorry. I didn't get much sleep. 306 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:59,523 -You and Mary fighting again? -We're getting along real good. 307 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,943 -Okay. -I mean, real good. 308 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,653 Yeah. I said okay. 309 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,614 [chuckles] She's like a different person. 310 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:10,868 That reminds me of a film. A lady fell off a boat. 311 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,329 She hit her head, and when she woke up, 312 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,497 she was a completely different person. 313 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,207 What's your point? 314 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,751 Did Mary fall off a boat? 315 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:19,835 Not that I know of. 316 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,463 -You should ask her. -We're not boat people, Dale. 317 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,799 Something strange is going on in the bedroom. 318 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,009 Uh-huh. 319 00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,552 I mean, I'm happy about it. 320 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,804 You know, it's actually pretty great. 321 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,557 I just don't understand why. 322 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,602 See, now I'm with you there. 323 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,479 When I was married to June, 324 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,147 -she went through the change. -Hmm. 325 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,566 -She became downright frisky. -Right. 326 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,860 I think Mary's a little young for the change. 327 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,196 You'd think, but nature's curious. 328 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:48,864 I went to school with a kid 329 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,075 whose hair turned gray in the tenth grade. 330 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,202 We called him Whitey. 331 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,954 -Clever. -He used to buy us liquor. 332 00:15:57,289 --> 00:16:01,043 Pioneer. What I'm saying is that have the family medic 333 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,544 do a once-over on her, you know, 334 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,213 kick the tires, see how she's roles. 335 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:07,299 Thanks, Dale. I tell you my wife wants to have sex with me, 336 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,759 you say she needs a doctor. 337 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,094 Well, I'm sorry. 338 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:13,430 You making a woman hot, that's completely normal. 339 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,560 [door opens] 340 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,313 -Hey. -Hey. 341 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,525 -I thought you were working. -Oh, I'm on lunch break. 342 00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,778 -Brought you something to eat. -Thank you. 343 00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:30,155 Oh, I also got you some ginger ale for your tummy. 344 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,701 Why do you look like you're gonna cry? 345 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,205 -'Cause I am. -What's wrong? 346 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,833 My whole life. 347 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,962 A year ago, I was a TV weather girl in San Antonio. 348 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,172 Now I live in a garage with the 17-year old 349 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,215 who got me pregnant. 350 00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,092 Well, I'll be 18 before you know it. 351 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,553 -But not before you're a father. -Okay. 352 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,682 -What can I do? -Nothing. You're doing great. [sniffles] 353 00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:58,434 That's how screwed-up my life is. 354 00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,852 You're the best part of it. 355 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:04,398 Thank you. I'm really trying. 356 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,734 I know you are. 357 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,611 It's gonna be okay. 358 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,322 [sniffles] Is it? 359 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,909 I peed in the sink last night. 360 00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:18,829 Trust me, I'll fix this. 361 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:24,293 Now here's the guest room. Make yourself at home. 362 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:27,755 [sighs] Thank you so much. It's only temporary. I promise. 363 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,673 Oh, no problem. 364 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,217 Stay as long as you need. Bathroom's down the hall. 365 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,470 Oh, boy. A bathroom. 366 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,263 I'll go get the rest of your stuff. 367 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:38,849 -Thank you. -Question about your TV. 368 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,142 -I want it. -Gotcha. 369 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,687 I started working on this presentation 370 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,814 to address specific ethical dilemmas. 371 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,566 The laws of robotics, 372 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,443 whether torture can be justified, 373 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,612 and cloning people for fun and spare parts. 374 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:55,073 But I realized before resolving these moral quandaries, 375 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,451 the real decision is who gets to decide. 376 00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,078 Do we put it up for a vote? 377 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,330 Does everyone get to decide for themselves? 378 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,998 Should it be by committee? 379 00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:05,000 Is that committee elected or appointed? 380 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,419 You see where I'm going? You probably don't. 381 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:10,547 For the smartest decision, we need the smartest person. 382 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,550 Ladies and gentlemen, in the field of scientific ethics 383 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,804 we can't rely on democracy or plutocracy. 384 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,263 We need an autocracy. 385 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,766 Or to be more precise, a "Sheldocracy." 386 00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:23,393 -[bangs table] -[patriotic music playing] 387 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,354 Um… 388 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,564 I don't think this was the assignment. 389 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,358 Sorry, Dr. Sturgis. I pick those now. 390 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,944 Everybody, for next class, I want 500 words 391 00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,862 on how you can further the Sheldocracy. 392 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,572 Punishment for typos will be severe. 393 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,157 Class dismissed. 394 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,409 -Hey, that's my line. -No, it isn't. 395 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,286 See me after class? 396 00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,164 Class dismissed. 397 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,168 [romantic music playing] 398 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:52,840 And I'm telling you, your feelings are valid. 399 00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,092 I don't know. 400 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:59,263 Hey. Hey. Look at me. 401 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:02,349 I know. 402 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,104 Now tell me about the rest of your day. 403 00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,523 Dusty… 404 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,317 I think I'm done talking. 405 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,321 Do you mean… 406 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:18,615 I do. 407 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,787 [knocking on door] 408 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,332 -[Missy] Mom, I really gotta go. -Use the sink in the garage! 409 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,501 [sweeping romantic music playing] 410 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,888 [theme music playing] ic playing]