1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:02,502 [Meemaw] Previously on Young Sheldon… 2 00:00:02,585 --> 00:00:03,878 Sounds like I'm done here. 3 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:05,755 Probably that coach from Carthage. 4 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,799 Actually, I got offered the job. 5 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:09,968 -Wayne. -Good morning, George. 6 00:00:10,051 --> 00:00:12,011 -I quit. -Come on. 7 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:13,513 Is there a chance I keep my job? 8 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:14,681 No. 9 00:00:14,764 --> 00:00:16,808 Then at least let me leave on my own terms. 10 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:18,685 All right. 11 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:25,525 Ah! Almost there. 12 00:00:26,025 --> 00:00:27,026 I don't know. 13 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:30,155 The last surprise you got me is pressing on my bladder. 14 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:32,782 Surprise! 15 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,326 You got me an ugly car? 16 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:37,829 No, I bought me a family car. 17 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:39,581 What about your Mustang? 18 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:40,790 I traded it in. 19 00:00:41,499 --> 00:00:44,294 -For this? -That's what the guy at the lot said. 20 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:46,671 But you love that Mustang. 21 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:49,257 Yeah, but there was no way I'd get a baby seat in it. 22 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:51,509 Well, that's very thoughtful. 23 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:54,304 And these things are real safe, too. My mom has one. 24 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,306 When I was little, she hit a truck. 25 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:57,807 I didn't even wake up. 26 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:02,228 Is this a bad time to tell you I only liked you for your cool car? 27 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:03,855 You say that now, 28 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:06,983 but wait till you see how many groceries we can get in the back. 29 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,322 I can't believe you did this. 30 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:14,365 It was a no-brainer. 31 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:15,742 I wanna keep our kid safe. 32 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:18,286 Thank you. 33 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:23,374 -Hmm. That was interesting. -Oh, grow up. 34 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:26,211 Grow up? I just bought a car that seats 25. 35 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:29,881 [theme song playing] 36 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:51,027 It's so nice that you're joining us for dinner. 37 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:53,071 Please don't make a big deal out of it. 38 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:55,198 I just said it was nice. 39 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:58,034 You said "so nice." I'm sorry. 40 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,577 It's fine. 41 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:01,663 Niblingo, I have a question. 42 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:04,499 -Niblingo? -He made it up. 43 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:05,917 I coined it. There was no word 44 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,961 to denote the mother of our niece or nephew. 45 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:09,420 Sheldon, that sounds rude. 46 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,923 Do you have a better word for the unmarried mother? 47 00:02:12,006 --> 00:02:13,967 I'm not sure we need one. 48 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:15,343 I think it's sweet. 49 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:18,471 Kind of. Uh, what's your question? 50 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:19,764 Thanks, Niblingo. 51 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,142 I've heard pregnant women eat for two. 52 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:24,477 Does that mean you need two full-size portions? 53 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:27,397 -I guess dad's pregnant, then. -One portion should be fine, 54 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,732 since the baby's the size of a golf ball. 55 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:33,319 According to my calculations, the baby's the size of a bell pepper. 56 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,780 I could be off. When was your last menstruation? 57 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,115 You don't need to answer. 58 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:40,660 -I was not going to. -I'm real sorry about them. 59 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:42,745 What? I didn't say anything wrong? 60 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:43,830 Neither did I. 61 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:45,331 You were being overly nice. 62 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,041 It made everybody uncomfortable. 63 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,459 [telephone ringing] 64 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:51,671 Who's calling during dinner? 65 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,383 You know, twins run in our family. 66 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:56,634 It's not twins. 67 00:02:56,718 --> 00:03:00,013 That's too bad. It'd double your chances of having a remarkable child. 68 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,265 -Like me. -Or a child people like. 69 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:03,308 Just eat your dinner. 70 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,936 Are you going to find out the sex? 71 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,104 -Yes. -No. 72 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:09,731 No? 73 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:11,232 I want to be surprised. 74 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,402 I don't like surprises. 75 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:15,862 What about the baby shower? 76 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:17,030 People will wanna know. 77 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:19,324 Oh, yeah. We've got to have a baby shower. 78 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,451 Remind me what a baby shower is. 79 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:22,911 I gotta go. 80 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,329 Everything okay? 81 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:27,206 That was Petersen. Something's up with Wayne. 82 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,042 -What's happening? -I don't know. 83 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:30,418 It doesn't sound good. 84 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,715 Did you know the baby shower has history going back 85 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:37,717 to ancient Egyptian and Greek civilizations? 86 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:40,970 Remarkable. 87 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,227 -What's going on? -I don't know. 88 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,062 He didn't go to work. I heard he's here. 89 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:50,521 What's that about? 90 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:52,273 [knocking on door] 91 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:53,816 [Coach Wilkins] Go away. 92 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,152 Wayne, it's George. Open up. 93 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,529 [Coach Wilkins] I said go away. 94 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:00,573 You don't let us in, 95 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,743 Tom says he's gonna knock the door down. 96 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:04,827 Why you gotta-- 97 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,293 Want a drink? 98 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:14,796 I got vodka and root beer. 99 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:16,047 Ugh. 100 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:19,759 Wayne, what's going on? 101 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:22,095 My life is a lie. 102 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:25,265 -Gay? -We're going to need more than that. 103 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:28,851 My marriage, my beautiful marriage. 104 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:29,769 It's over. 105 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:31,396 You and Darlene? No. 106 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:33,314 You two are the happiest couple I know. 107 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:36,484 I mean, whatever's going on, it'll blow over. 108 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:37,944 She's cheating on me. 109 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:40,196 Are you sure? Oh, man. 110 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,992 -I'm sorry, that's terrible. -With my best friend. 111 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,785 That's even more terrible. 112 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:47,996 She was my world. 113 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,831 There's no reason to throw in the towel. 114 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:51,541 You can still get her back. 115 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:53,584 She's having his baby. 116 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,296 Well… Say something. 117 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:58,715 What do you say to that? 118 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:01,342 You really never suspected anything? 119 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:02,343 That's what you say? 120 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:03,386 You had nothing. 121 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,139 Wayne, buddy, uh… 122 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:11,644 I know it seems bad now, which it is. 123 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,354 Which is why it seems that way. 124 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:17,400 -Oh, my God. -Just… Just leave me alone. 125 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:18,776 Y'all can't fix this. 126 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:27,744 -What do you wanna do? -Well, I don't know. 127 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,038 -We can't leave him. -Let's take him to your place. 128 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,706 -I can't do that. -Why not? 129 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:33,541 If I took in every teacher with problems, 130 00:05:33,624 --> 00:05:36,169 my apartment would look like a firehouse. 131 00:05:37,336 --> 00:05:38,171 Fine. 132 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:42,216 Wayne, grab your pants. You're coming with me. 133 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:45,219 I don't want to be around your happy family. 134 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:50,141 Happy? A couple days with us and you'll be glad that kid ain't yours. 135 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:52,185 Let's go. Pants. 136 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:55,563 Thanks again. That was fun. 137 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:58,024 Really? Dinner with my family? 138 00:05:58,107 --> 00:05:59,692 My family won't talk to me at all, 139 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:03,237 so I'll take "Niblingo" and a home-cooked meal any day. 140 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:05,281 Well, you're always welcome. 141 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:11,329 I think there's ice cream in the freezer if you want to come in. 142 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:13,539 I mean, I'm going to eat it, but you can watch. 143 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:15,666 Thanks, but I got to get to work. 144 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:18,920 It's a laundromat. Doesn't it run on its own? 145 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,547 [machines beeping and chiming] 146 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:27,720 You'd think that, but there's a lot of technical issues. Lint and such. 147 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:31,724 -Okay. Good night. -Good night. 148 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:37,730 Look at me. 149 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,524 Just chipping away at the ice. 150 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,528 [snoring] 151 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,533 Well, this is a wrinkle. 152 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:55,957 -Missy. Missy. -[Missy, sleepily] What? 153 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,835 An issue of social protocol has arisen. I need your input. 154 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,630 [whispering] What's he doing here? 155 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:03,631 I don't know. 156 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:06,843 But would it be rude if I watch television? 157 00:07:08,427 --> 00:07:09,554 [Missy] Mom. 158 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,056 -Mom. -What? 159 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,183 Why is Coach Wilkins asleep on the couch? 160 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:17,979 No, the question is, can I watch TV with Coach Wilkins asleep on the couch? 161 00:07:18,062 --> 00:07:20,273 -It's an important difference. -[George] Get out. 162 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:27,822 Hey, Tom. 163 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:28,906 How's he doing? 164 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:30,741 Still sleeping it off. 165 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:31,951 Mmm-hmm. 166 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:33,703 -Morning, Tom. -Mary. 167 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:36,372 I just can't believe Darlene would do that to him. 168 00:07:36,455 --> 00:07:37,540 Yeah, just… 169 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,501 right before the big game Friday night. 170 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,920 You think he can pull himself together? 171 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,088 How would I know? 172 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:47,675 Really? A man's life is coming apart and you're worried about a game? 173 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:49,385 Well, yeah. 174 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,847 Can we take this outside? 175 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:58,060 Do you mind? 176 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,188 I don't mind. Do you mind? 177 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:01,272 I don't mind. 178 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:02,732 We don't mind. 179 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:07,612 [sighs] Listen, George, I really need your help here. 180 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:09,530 What do you expect me to do? 181 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,532 I don't know. Get him coaching again. 182 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:12,867 You gave him my job. 183 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:14,076 This is your problem. 184 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,037 -You quit. -You were gonna fire me. 185 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:16,996 But you quit first. 186 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:19,248 Can we please just focus on Wayne? 187 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,083 I'm begging you, George. 188 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,919 You know what a big deal this game is. 189 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:28,216 Don't know what the hell I'm supposed to do, but okay. 190 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:31,594 -Thank you. I owe you one. -I'm not doing this for you. 191 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,221 I'm doing it for the kids. 192 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,348 -What about Wayne? -What about him? 193 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:37,642 And Wayne. 194 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:44,607 I had Georgie go get your car from the motel. 195 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:46,400 Thanks. 196 00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:51,072 Trust me, going back to work is just what you need. 197 00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:00,122 The one thing you gotta remember… 198 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:01,791 This story ain't over. 199 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,752 We don't know how it's gonna end. 200 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:06,921 The only person that can decide that is you. 201 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,090 You are the hero of your story. 202 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:14,303 You take the action, you call the shots, you decide your destiny. 203 00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:17,390 That's the same speech you gave at halftime 204 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:20,059 when we were getting our nuts crushed by Nacogdoches. 205 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:22,603 You remember what happened? We came back and won. 206 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:25,147 After their quarterback dislocated his shoulder. 207 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,899 You're not even trying, Wayne. 208 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:30,861 I am. You're not. 209 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:37,368 Miss McCallister. 210 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:40,079 We don't have insurance information on file for you. 211 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:42,164 That's all right. We're paying in cash. 212 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,917 -Cash? -In God we trust. 213 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,132 You always carry that much cash around? 214 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:54,719 Do you think there's just boobs in this bra? [chuckles] 215 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:56,178 No. I mean, why? 216 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,307 [machines beeping and chiming] 217 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:03,394 Well, the laundromat's a cash business. 218 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:05,646 That's mostly quarters, though, isn't it? 219 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:12,028 Uh, yeah. But, well, now we've got the video store and I'm not real big on banks. 220 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,739 Because you lived through the Depression. 221 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,325 Yeah. [laughs] 222 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,996 All right, everyone, pencils out, books away. 223 00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:23,789 Let's get ready to take this test. 224 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:28,627 Ms. Wilkins, are you sure you want us to take this test today? 225 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:29,962 Why wouldn't I? 226 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:31,589 Well, you know… 227 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:33,007 with what you're going through. 228 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,261 Okay, we got your playbook. 229 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,347 Got your practice plan. 230 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:42,308 You are ready to coach some kickass football. 231 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,436 Thanks, George. 232 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:48,022 I really appreciate everything you've done for me. 233 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,733 Coming back to work was just what I needed. 234 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,610 -[telephone ringing] -Happy to help. 235 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:55,863 Coach Wilkins. 236 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:58,449 [Darlene] What the hell did you tell Missy Cooper? 237 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,661 I'll give you some privacy. 238 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,332 Over in this aisle, we've got your new releases. 239 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:09,752 Here are your action adventures, your Stallones, your Schwarzeneggers, 240 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:13,798 your Van Dammes, and of course, we have a whole row of chick flicks. 241 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:16,092 Known in the movie biz as rom-coms. 242 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:22,848 -"Do not enter." What's back there? -Oh, that? That's just some storage 243 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,351 and a bunch of machines that rewind the tapes 244 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:27,436 when people are not kind and don't rewind. 245 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,687 Very cool. 246 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,190 Hey, if you ever need help 247 00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,484 behind the cash register, I'd rather work here 248 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,194 than be on my feet at the diner. 249 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:36,695 No, no. 250 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,114 You don't want to do that. 251 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,407 You're a good waitress. 252 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:40,825 It'd be a waste of your talent. 253 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:45,287 -Hey, Georgie. -Oh, Officer Rutledge. 254 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,791 Congratulations on your expanding business empire. 255 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,835 Thank you. Very kind. 256 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,170 -Hey there, Jake. -Hey, Connie. 257 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:57,174 I was just telling your grandson here how much I love the new place. 258 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,470 Mandy, let me show you the kids' section. 259 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,808 Got all the Looney Tunes, 260 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,601 Flintstones, Fraggle Rock… 261 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,645 [Meemaw] It's a business opportunity. 262 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,021 What's going on? 263 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,941 Nothing, just figured we're having a kid, 264 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:15,609 we should be familiar with the genre. 265 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,195 Well, thanks for dropping by. 266 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,573 We need to renegotiate our arrangement. 267 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,616 We will talk about that soon. 268 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:27,037 Meanwhile, have some Red Vines. Show of good faith. 269 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:36,922 You wouldn't think it about Jake, but he just loves a foreign film. 270 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,424 Just stop it, okay? 271 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:39,467 I know what's going on. 272 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:42,845 -You do? -That creepy cop, that trip to Mexico, 273 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,680 all that cash in your bra. 274 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:45,973 Y'all are selling drugs. 275 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,892 We're not selling drugs. 276 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:50,811 So there's nothing weird going on back there? 277 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,480 Well, I didn't say that. 278 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:57,985 Let's take a walk. 279 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:01,155 Try and keep an open mind. 280 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:02,948 [machines beeping and chiming] 281 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,873 -Oh, my God. -See? Not drugs. 282 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:16,212 And that is the sound of a 22-percent house advantage. 283 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,422 Is it legal? 284 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,507 -No. -Yes. 285 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:22,301 -Kinda. -Yeah, kind of. 286 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:23,594 The police are in on it? 287 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:27,264 -A little bit, yeah. -Silent partner, as they said. 288 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:29,683 I know it's a lot. 289 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,105 -It's amazing. -It is? 290 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,316 My kid's going to private school. 291 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,485 You're going to private school. 292 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,195 [squeals] 293 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,572 All right, everybody. 294 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:45,241 Great practice. 295 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,034 Let's gather around, take a knee. 296 00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:52,456 All right, Coach. They're all yours. 297 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,499 Thank you, George. 298 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,668 Look at you guys. 299 00:13:56,502 --> 00:14:00,256 Young, strong, all your hopes and dreams in front of you. 300 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:04,134 None of you have any idea what's out there waiting for you. 301 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:08,222 -Wayne, where you going with this? -A team requires trust. 302 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:12,726 Sure, you can count on your teammates when the ball is snapped. 303 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,145 But can you when they're away 304 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:18,857 at a teachers' conference with the woman you would spend your life with? 305 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,276 Hmm? 306 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,990 Okay. "Team" on three. 307 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:31,370 I will not submit to the procedure, sir. 308 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,621 That's Commander Data. 309 00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:37,001 He's an android but he aspires to be human, 310 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,253 which is a step in the wrong direction. 311 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,838 [Picard] I understand your objection. 312 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,427 I don't know how he can coach that game on Friday. 313 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,262 Poor man. 314 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,639 Can you believe his marriage falling apart? 315 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,058 I know. If it was gonna happen to anybody, 316 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,477 -you'd think it'd be us. -Ain't that the truth. 317 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,229 [Data] Sir… 318 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,564 Saw your wife today. 319 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,859 -I heard. -You're smart to stay here. 320 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,027 She seems pretty mad. 321 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,327 Wayne, we got the ball. What do you wanna do? 322 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,078 Kill myself? 323 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,872 Come on, buddy. Help me out here. 324 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:16,999 I can't, George. 325 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,085 I just can't. 326 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,632 Okay. All right. 327 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,760 Stevens, come on. All right, listen up. 328 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,804 We're going to run the ball the rest of the game, okay? 329 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,556 Two hands. Nothing fancy. 330 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,601 All right? Let them pass, let them turn it over. 331 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:36,769 -Okay. -All right? Go. 332 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:50,491 I brought pizza home. 333 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,034 -Come on. -Can't. 334 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,536 -Sheldon, there ain't no leaks. -There might be. 335 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,704 I can't risk it. 336 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,082 Want me to bring you a slice? 337 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,668 What about crumbs? Crumbs attract bugs. 338 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,044 Bugs bring disease. 339 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,922 [sighs] Give me the bucket. I'll watch for leaks. 340 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,882 -Really? -Yeah. 341 00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:08,884 Okay. 342 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,180 But keep an eye on the computer. 343 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,765 That's the heart of my operation. 344 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:16,100 Got it. 345 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,727 -And the train set. -Go eat. 346 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,233 Sheldon, where's your brother? 347 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,235 He's in my room. Don't distract him. 348 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,074 -Hey. -Hey. 349 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,158 What are you doing? 350 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,078 -I'm on leak patrol. -What? 351 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,164 I'm babysitting. It's how I can get him to eat. 352 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:41,917 What's up? 353 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:47,006 [sighs] I just wanted to thank you for how wonderful you've been. 354 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,591 Good, you noticed. 355 00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:57,182 -I noticed. -Status report? 356 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,227 -Dry as a bone. -So I can have another slice? 357 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,104 -Go nuts. -Copy. 358 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,899 If our kid's weird, I'm ready. 359 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,028 [whistle blows] 360 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:12,322 [announcer] Final score, Medford 6, Tyler zero. 361 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:15,409 George. 362 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,956 -Congratulations. -Thanks, Tom. 363 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,041 Feel like doing this again next week? 364 00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,002 What are you saying? 365 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,588 I'm saying you got your job back. 366 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:30,090 -If you want it. -What about Wayne? 367 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:36,472 What about him? 368 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,432 He's got to be part of the deal. 369 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,642 Don't you have enough to worry about? 370 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,769 He's my friend. 371 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,438 If I want him out of my house, he needs a job. 372 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,814 Your call. 373 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,024 Thanks, Tom. 374 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,026 You bet. 375 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:50,652 Hey! 376 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,072 -What… -That's for firing me. 377 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,410 You quit! 378 00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,482 [Meemaw] Good morning. 379 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:29,900 [Mandy] Oh! 380 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,737 -You're up early. -You were out late. 381 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,157 -Uh, yeah, I was just-- -I know where you were. 382 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:42,120 Okay, do we need to talk about this? 383 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,998 I'm happy to just enjoy the awkwardness. 384 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:50,129 Great. Well, I'm gonna go. 385 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,297 And I'm gonna watch you. 386 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,314 [theme music playing] u.