1 00:00:00,125 --> 00:00:01,751 [Georgie] Previously on Young Sheldon… 2 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:04,713 I understand you're moving forward with Sheldon's grant database. 3 00:00:04,796 --> 00:00:06,339 I was an intrinsic part of that. 4 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,216 Hm, Sheldon didn't mention you. 5 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:10,969 Of course he didn't. That pint sized little credit hog. 6 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:12,053 What did you decide? 7 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:14,180 I'm cutting everybody out and doing this myself. 8 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:16,015 -What? -I don't need the university, 9 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:17,267 I don't need Dr. Linkletter. 10 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:20,478 -How are you going to pay for all this? -I'll find private investors. 11 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,731 They'll pay for it on the condition I'm left alone. 12 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:25,817 Are you sure you don't want to think about this a little more? 13 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:26,985 Perhaps you're right. 14 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:28,653 Done. I'm good. 15 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:34,909 Good morning, I'm Sheldon Cooper. 16 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:37,120 Thank you for taking the time to hear my proposal. 17 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:38,747 I have some handouts. 18 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,207 I… I'm sorry. Who are you? 19 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,876 I'm Sheldon Cooper. 20 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:46,087 I'm here to pitch my idea for a grant computer database. 21 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:47,589 How old are you? 22 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:51,092 When you hear my presentation, you'll realize my age is irrelevant. 23 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,012 So, there's no adult with you? 24 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:57,056 My mom drove me here, but I told her to wait in the car. 25 00:00:58,516 --> 00:00:59,642 Is this a joke? 26 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:00,852 I assure you it's not. 27 00:01:00,935 --> 00:01:03,855 When I make jokes, I follow them with a "bazinga" so it's clear. 28 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:05,607 Like this. Bazinga. 29 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:09,444 How long does it take to grow a mustache? 30 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,864 [theme song playing] 31 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:34,052 And I know we lost to Pineview a lot over the years. 32 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:35,178 That's in the past. 33 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:37,806 You're a different team now, so just stick to the plan 34 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:39,557 and you're gonna come out on top. 35 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:41,768 Stevens, I don't care how uncomfortable you are, 36 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:43,186 you're wearing your cup tonight. 37 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:44,187 [all laughing] 38 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:47,065 All right. You boys worked hard for this. 39 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:49,025 Let's get out there and get that W! 40 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,819 [players] Yes, sir! Let's go! 41 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:53,571 Lookin' like some winners in here. Hey, y'all, George. 42 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:56,116 -Pastor Rob, you made it. -Of course. 43 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:57,450 And why? 44 00:01:57,534 --> 00:02:00,620 Coach Wilkins invited me to pray with the kids before the game. 45 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:02,789 Oh, and why? 46 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:05,708 Can't hurt to have a little extra help from the Big Man upstairs. 47 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:06,751 Amen to that. 48 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,586 All right, guys, circle up. 49 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,965 Lord, we lift these players up… 50 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:13,132 What the hell, Wayne? 51 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,176 What? Lots of teams do it. 52 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,637 -Why him? -He's a good guy. 53 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,682 He's been counseling me since Darlene left. 54 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:21,766 [sighs] 55 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:25,436 Fine. Just next time, give me a heads-up. 56 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:28,356 -You're right. I'm sorry. -It's okay, forget about it. 57 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:30,233 -Amen! -[players] Amen! 58 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,902 All right, hands in, team on three. 59 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,863 -One, two, three! -[players] Team! 60 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:37,490 -Let's go! Yeah. -[players whooping] 61 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,033 All right, boys, go get 'em. 62 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:41,286 He did "team on three." 63 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:42,453 I do "team on three." 64 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:44,956 -I'll do it with you. -It's not the same. 65 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:49,961 Hey, how was the game? 66 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:51,963 Fine. 67 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:55,466 Well, Pineview's a tough team. Don't beat yourself up. 68 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,510 No, we won. 69 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:01,931 I wanna be happy, but your face is confusing me. 70 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,058 We destroyed them. It was a blowout. 71 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,145 That doesn't clear things up. 72 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:11,107 Pastor Rob prayed with the team before the game, 73 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:13,693 and everyone thinks he's the reason we won. 74 00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:15,862 So, you're mad he helped you win? 75 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:16,863 He didn't help. 76 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:19,657 I coached that team up. I designed the game plan, 77 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:22,619 but who do they hoist on their shoulders after the final whistle? 78 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:24,454 Well… 79 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:26,873 What? 80 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:29,542 Come on. 81 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,339 [Missy] Of course I like cars. 82 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:35,840 Most girls don't? 83 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,717 -[knocking on door] -Well, I do. 84 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:40,220 Which one's your favorite? 85 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,597 -Yeah, totally. Ford's the best. -[knocking on door] 86 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,265 [Sheldon] I need to use the phone. 87 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,559 -Too bad. -[Sheldon] This is important. 88 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:49,604 Can't you lie to boys about liking cars some other time? 89 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:51,356 I gotta go. 90 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:52,357 Bye. 91 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:54,776 Here. 92 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,946 Wait. Don't go away. I need your help. 93 00:03:58,988 --> 00:03:59,906 This is stupid. 94 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:01,616 Do you want the money or not? 95 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:04,827 [with accent] Hello? 96 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:07,497 Yes, I have Sheldon Cooper calling for Mr. Jennings. 97 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,332 Yes, we'll hold. 98 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,673 [in low voice] Hello, Mr. Jennings. Mr. Cooper here. 99 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,676 I know we have an appointment for tomorrow, 100 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,886 but I thought why wait to do this face to face 101 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,555 when we could do it over the phone? [chuckles dryly] 102 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:28,226 Well, it's just that there's been so much interest in the grant database. 103 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:31,604 I wanted to make sure that you've got a chance to hear it first. 104 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,398 Excellent. Well-- 105 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:34,482 [keypad beeping] 106 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:38,361 -I'm on the phone. -Oh, sorry, baby. 107 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,780 Uh, so, you can hang up now. 108 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,950 Your voice sounds funny. Are you coming down with a cold? 109 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:47,287 No, I'm fine. This is my normal adult voice. 110 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:50,039 I guess I just miss that sweet little boy voice. 111 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,416 [Sheldon in regular voice] Mom! 112 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:54,002 Well, it doesn't matter how old I am, Mr. Jennings, 113 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,004 because I'm really, really smart. 114 00:04:56,087 --> 00:05:00,425 Oh, is this about his database thingy? He is so excited about that. 115 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:02,593 I could barely get him to bed last night. 116 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:03,761 Mom! 117 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:06,347 [chuckles] 118 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:09,350 As long as I've been teaching here, we have never beaten Pineview. 119 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,061 I can't take credit. I've got to give it to the big guy. 120 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,021 George? 121 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:16,065 I meant the big guy upstairs, but yeah, him too. 122 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:16,983 [chuckles] 123 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:22,030 So, when you baptize someone, are you only wearing swim trunks? Or… 124 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,740 Oh, no, no. Fully covered. 125 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:27,577 So is it, like in a pool or a hot tub? 126 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:28,745 Um… 127 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,497 -I thought you were Mormon. -Mind your business. 128 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:33,166 -Okay. -Morning. 129 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,418 -Hey, George. -Morning, George. 130 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:36,586 What's going on here? 131 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,337 Just talking about Friday's game. 132 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,715 The papers called it the Medford miracle. 133 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:42,717 No miracle. Just good coaching. 134 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:46,304 Let's not forget about those kids. They really played their hearts out. 135 00:05:46,387 --> 00:05:48,473 One of the things I coached them to do. 136 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,850 Of course, I'm just saying it's a team effort. 137 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,144 I'm sorry, what are you doing here? 138 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:57,607 A couple of the players wanted to talk. I'm waiting for their free period. 139 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:58,941 Talk about what? 140 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,234 Anything they want. 141 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,195 Just here to listen. 142 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:04,864 He's a good listener, George. 143 00:06:04,947 --> 00:06:06,991 -If you ever need someone to talk to-- -I'm fine. 144 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,534 Sure. 145 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:11,370 A man who listens. 146 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,288 Mm. 147 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:13,414 [chuckles nervously] 148 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,083 [Ms. Hutchins] Mm-mm-mm. 149 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,417 So, what's up? 150 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:21,464 Well, I was hoping I could maybe bring a friend over to watch a movie? 151 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:22,548 Mm-hm. 152 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:25,051 And would that friend be a boy? 153 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,010 His name is Dean. 154 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,845 He's so cool. If I bring him to my house, 155 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,640 my family will embarrass me and he'll never talk to me again. 156 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:32,683 Calm down. He can come here. 157 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,811 -Thank you. -But I have some rules. 158 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,604 -Anything. -Okay, first rule, 159 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:38,648 you can sit on the same couch, 160 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:41,859 but separate cushions and no crossing the line. 161 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,444 -Deal. -I'm not done. 162 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,571 I will leave you alone, 163 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:49,575 but I will cross through occasionally unannounced, 164 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:53,287 and I better not see any scooting, scurrying or resetting the pillows. 165 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:54,288 No problem. 166 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:57,667 The movie can be PG-13, but the date has to stay G. 167 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:58,584 I promise. 168 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:02,130 -All right then. -Thank you. You're the best Meemaw ever. 169 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:03,297 Yeah, I know. 170 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:07,135 And just so you know, Little Mermaid is rated G and they totally kiss… 171 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:09,595 on the lips. 172 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:12,682 [Sheldon] No one listens to me. 173 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:15,059 I'm being discriminated against 'cause I'm too young. 174 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,436 I'm sorry to hear that. 175 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:20,022 I can't wait till I'm your age and people treat me with respect and reverence. 176 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:23,317 Sometimes older people get discriminated against too. 177 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:26,362 For what? Getting smaller and cuter year after year? 178 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:27,572 Look at you. 179 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:30,199 Well, sometimes people assume because of my age, 180 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,450 that I'm out of touch, 181 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:36,455 that I don't know how to use new technologies, that I-- 182 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:39,167 Hold on. There's this third one. 183 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,668 I'm too young and you're too old. 184 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:43,880 If you take the mean of both our ages, we'd be a formidable 41. 185 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,465 Hm. 186 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:51,762 My name is Sheldon Cooper, and this is my partner, Dr. John Sturgis. 187 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,097 [Dr. Sturgis] Greetings. 188 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:55,892 With us, you get both youth and experience. 189 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,102 By the way, I remembered that third thing. 190 00:07:58,811 --> 00:07:59,812 I'll tell you later. 191 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,359 So, once this is up and running, 192 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,153 anyone with a computer and a modem 193 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:09,363 can have access to every grant offered worldwide. 194 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:13,826 And you can charge for access on both sides. 195 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:16,245 As the kids like to say, ka-ching! 196 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:19,999 That's the sound of a cash register, in case the onomatopoeia was unclear. 197 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:21,834 Sounds like this could be very lucrative. 198 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:22,877 It was clear. 199 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,213 How soon do you think you could have a prototype? 200 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:28,049 Well, working around my class schedule and a sensible bedtime, 201 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:29,508 I think within a year. 202 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,969 If we fund this, we expect you to work on it full-time. 203 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,930 We don't want to be beaten to the punch. 204 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:37,767 I suppose I could take a sabbatical from teaching. 205 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:40,019 But my bedtime is also quite rigid. 206 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:43,147 Look, building a company is not a part-time endeavor. 207 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,608 Our partners have to be as committed as we are. 208 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:47,568 So, you want me to drop out of college? 209 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:48,528 Of course not. 210 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,738 We wanna give you money to build a grant database. 211 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:53,658 I guess the question is, what do you want? 212 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:58,538 Well, I want that, too. But I should probably ask my mom. 213 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:04,085 My mom is long dead, so I'm good to go. 214 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:08,422 Good news, we found investors for the grant database. 215 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,758 -That's great. -And even more good news, 216 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:14,303 you don't have to drive me to school 'cause I'm dropping out to work on it. 217 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,180 What? No, you're not. 218 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,267 But they won't fund the project unless I'm working on it full-time. 219 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,686 I don't care. You're finishing college. 220 00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:23,271 But you let him drop out. 221 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:25,022 And look how his life turned out. 222 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,023 Hey! 223 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:28,818 I'm sorry, Sheldon, but you're gonna have to tell them no. 224 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,362 I got a job and a cold garage to live in. 225 00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:33,948 This doesn't have to be permanent. I can always go back. 226 00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:36,409 People always say that and then life gets in the way. 227 00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:39,662 I was going to go to college after I had Georgie, and then I didn't. 228 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,205 Look how her life turned out. 229 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:43,833 This discussion is over. 230 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,251 This is so unfair. 231 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:47,628 -What's going on? -Sheldon wants to quit college. 232 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:50,840 So, I'm the only one who's not a dropout? Who saw that coming? 233 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:56,137 Hey, Coach, you got a sec? 234 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:59,640 I'm trying to get through this game tape on Jasper. 235 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:00,933 We're playing them on Friday. 236 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,518 Oh, I know. I'll be there. 237 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:04,061 Praying for you. 238 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:05,855 Great. 239 00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:08,482 Heck of a practice today. 240 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:11,819 What practice were you watching? They were soft as noodles out there. 241 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:12,903 Yeah. 242 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:15,156 Yeah, I heard you yell that a few times. 243 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,745 What can I do for you, Rob? 244 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:23,914 Well, you know, I counsel a few of your players, 245 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,459 and a couple of them mentioned that… 246 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,629 you've been a little hard on 'em this week. 247 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:30,588 Really? 248 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:33,132 Was it Stevens? I bet it was Stevens. 249 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:36,385 It doesn't matter. Just thought I should let you know. 250 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,804 They think I've been hard. They haven't seen hard yet. 251 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:44,477 It's just, I find that some kids respond better to encouragement. 252 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,771 Well, this isn't Sunday school. This is football. 253 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,356 Hey, I get it. 254 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,566 I was an athlete in high school, varsity tennis. 255 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,569 -Okay. -Almost went to state. 256 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,654 I'm sure you did. 257 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,741 Hell, I'm sure tennis is considered a real sport somewhere. 258 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:02,870 But this is Texas, and this game on Friday is going to be a street fight. 259 00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:05,414 And it's my job to make sure these boys are ready for it. 260 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,208 Yeah, we got the same goal here, George. 261 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,835 Really? You also want you to get out of my office? 262 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,215 All right, I'll go. 263 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:16,425 I'm sorry if I overstepped. 264 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:21,514 I just… hope you think about what I said and ball's in your court. 265 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,265 [clicks tongue] 266 00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:25,768 Yeah. I'm not doing that back. 267 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:34,485 Okay. I'm just gonna set this right here between you. 268 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:38,030 And remember just one hand at a time. 269 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,156 Thank you, Meemaw. 270 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,699 I'll just be upstairs. 271 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,494 Unless I'm downstairs. 272 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,162 [whispers] I could be anywhere. 273 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,080 Got it. 274 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:48,624 Sorry about her. 275 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:51,001 Oh, no, I like that you and your grandma are so close. 276 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,379 -You do? -I think it's cool. 277 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,339 Yeah, she's cool. 278 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,424 We're pretty close. 279 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:59,218 -I was close to my grandma too. -Grandmas are the best. 280 00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:00,219 Yeah. 281 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,930 Mine died earlier this year. 282 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:05,224 Oh. 283 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,810 -I'm sorry. -Yeah, it's okay. 284 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:11,230 So, should we start the movie? 285 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:12,898 Totally. 286 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,739 Is she just gonna sit upstairs by herself? 287 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:21,824 Oh, yeah, she loves it. 288 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:22,908 Probably knitting. 289 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,077 My grandma knitted. 290 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,792 -Think she'd want to watch with us? -No, she's fine. 291 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:36,464 I just know if I had the chance to watch one more movie with my grandma, 292 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:38,883 I'd hate to pass it up. 293 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:40,968 [sighs] 294 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,219 Meemaw! 295 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,265 So, what's going on here? 296 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:49,143 I really don't know. 297 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,730 Well, how are the boys looking for Friday? 298 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:53,647 Good. 299 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:57,651 Just good? Because I have a bet with the Jasper principal, 300 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:02,239 and I really don't want to wear a pink cowboy hat to the next pep rally. 301 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:06,494 I'll be honest, it would be going better if Pastor Rob would stay in his lane. 302 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,829 Well, I thought the kids like having him around. 303 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,873 'Cause he's filling their heads with junk like, 304 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,250 they should be treated nice and not get yelled at. 305 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,585 Oh. 306 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,670 -Well, he's one of those, huh? -Yeah. 307 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:18,547 So, I can get rid of him? 308 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,300 Hell no! We just beat Pineview by 28 points. 309 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:24,261 You're telling me God didn't have anything to do with that? 310 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,013 I think I deserve a little credit. 311 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:27,389 Fine. Good job. 312 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,558 -Mustache Boy stays. -Come on! 313 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,853 Mm. George, you don't mess with a winning streak. 314 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,231 So as long as we're winning, I'm stuck with this guy? 315 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,441 -That's right. -What if we lose? 316 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:40,569 Then you're gonna get murdered by a guy wearing a pink cowboy hat. 317 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:45,032 Dad, I have a question for you. 318 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,159 [sighs] Not a good time, Sheldon. 319 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,827 Please, it's really important. 320 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,579 Whatever it is, fine. 321 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,250 Mom, Dad said I can drop out of college. 322 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,460 -What? -[Mary] George! 323 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,173 My parents are being completely unreasonable. 324 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,633 They won't even let me drop out. 325 00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:05,010 Even after I told them that Bill Gates and Steve Jobs 326 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,220 both dropped out of college. 327 00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,680 What did they say? 328 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:10,516 "We don't care what your friends do. You're not dropping out." 329 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,309 Well, Sheldon, I know it's disappointing, 330 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:16,480 but I think they just have your best interests at heart. 331 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,565 They said that, too. 332 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:22,444 And for every Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, there's a Paul Labiscous. 333 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,072 -Who's that? -Exactly. 334 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,033 But this is a good idea. We can't just give up. 335 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,411 Well, you could go back to the university. 336 00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:33,622 -They were willing to fund it. -No, they wanted to control everything. 337 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,749 I want somebody who will just give me the money, 338 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,042 let me work on my own schedule 339 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,169 and not expect me to listen to their dumb ideas. 340 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:43,841 I don't think rich people who give money like being told their ideas are dumb. 341 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:48,470 This is fun. Not a lot of people I can talk to, scientist to scientist. 342 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,807 We're not talking scientist to scientist. You're not a scientist. 343 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,310 You're just a rich man that no one will be honest to 344 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,895 because everyone wants your money. 345 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,313 What happened? 346 00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:00,357 He found my honesty delightful and gave the university a lot of money. 347 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,775 Impressive. 348 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,361 I know, but what are the odds we'll find someone like him? 349 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:08,866 Oh. 350 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:10,701 [telephone rings] 351 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,536 Hello? 352 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,954 Hey, Missy, it's Dean. 353 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:17,166 Oh. Hi. Hey. I mean… hi. 354 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,335 It was fun hanging out with you the other night. 355 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,587 I thought maybe we could do it again? 356 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:25,007 Totally. We could go to the mall or we could go mini golfing. 357 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:28,260 I was thinking maybe we could hang out with your grandma again. 358 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,889 -And do what? -I don't know. 359 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,892 We could play a board game or-- 360 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,770 Oh. My grandma loved to bake cookies with me. 361 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,605 I guess that could be fun. 362 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,775 -Great. It's a date. -Right. 363 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,944 -You and me. -At your Meemaw's. Can't wait. Bye. 364 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,406 [fanfare music playing] 365 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,451 -[players clamoring] -[George] All right! 366 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,161 Hands in. Team on three! 367 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,705 Wait, isn't Pastor Rob going to pray with us? 368 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,832 He's late, and we got a game to play. 369 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,668 Actually, we have a few minutes. 370 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:02,711 Thanks, Wayne. 371 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:06,048 Y'all want a prayer? I'll give you a prayer. Circle up. 372 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:11,053 Heavenly Father, bless this team and the hands that catch the… 373 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,680 -the ball. -Oh, boy. 374 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,598 The feet, that run… 375 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:16,475 -and kick. -[Rob] Hey, y'all. 376 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,812 Sorry, guys. Sorry I'm late, Coach. 377 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,480 Pastor Rob's here. You can stop. 378 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:24,108 No, George, I'm sure you're doing great. 379 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,902 Come on, Pastor Rob, we want you to do it. 380 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,112 [players] Yeah! 381 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,072 It's fine. Go ahead. 382 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,323 -All right. -[George groans] 383 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,953 Heavenly Father. Bless this team. 384 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:37,413 -Exactly what I said. -Shh. 385 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,789 [Rob] Help these young men. 386 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:44,586 Thank you so much for bringing this opportunity to me. 387 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,214 -This is exciting. -So, will you give us the funding? 388 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,632 Well, that's a lot of money. 389 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,427 But my horoscope did say, "Take a chance today." 390 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:56,682 You're making a big financial decision based on astrology? 391 00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:59,059 I know. I'm such a Gemini, right? 392 00:16:59,143 --> 00:16:59,977 [chuckles] 393 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,521 That's ridiculous. The alignment of the planets and stars 394 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:04,523 has no correlation to your success or failure. 395 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:05,816 Oh, this is great. 396 00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:08,610 I mean, science thrives on this kind of debate. 397 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,488 -This isn't a debate. -Rebuttal. Yes, it is. 398 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,449 There we go again. [chuckles] 399 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,868 Oh, I gotta tell you, 400 00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:18,162 making lab furniture has made me rich, but… 401 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,457 this… this is what I really love. 402 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,208 Now, just to be clear, 403 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:26,170 we're looking for a financier, not a partner. 404 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,255 Oh, yes. No, this is your baby. 405 00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:31,008 You guys are the parents. I'm just a wet nurse. 406 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,635 Just a wealthy, wealthy, wet nurse. 407 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,179 What does that mean? 408 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,097 A wet nurse is a woman who suckles-- 409 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,142 No, no, I know what it means. I just meant, what does he mean? 410 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:43,103 Well, I mean, I just want to be around the process. 411 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,813 Anything you need, I'm your guy. 412 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,565 But I'm still in charge, right? 413 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,317 Did NASA fake the moon landing? 414 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,693 No. 415 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,862 That's what I thought until about a year ago. 416 00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,364 Oh, we're gonna have so much fun. [chuckles] 417 00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,159 -[whistle blows] -[crowd cheering] 418 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,791 [quarterback] Close to 23. Hut, hut! 419 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,087 -[whistle blows] -[crowd groans] 420 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,214 -Damn! Time! -[whistle blows] 421 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:11,548 What do you want to do, Coach? 422 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,301 Send in the field goal unit. We got to go for a tie. 423 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,178 Ooh… 424 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:18,138 What? 425 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,056 Nothing. 426 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:20,766 Not my place. 427 00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,976 You got something to say? Let's hear it. 428 00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,562 I don't think they expect you to go for it. 429 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,815 Fake a field goal, you may catch them off guard. 430 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:31,443 Actually, Pastor Rob, at this level, that kind of play never-- 431 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,653 Hang on, Wayne. 432 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:36,490 Rob got us a win last week all on his own. Who are we to say no? 433 00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,660 Are you sure? 434 00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,829 I'm sure. What's the worst that could happen? 435 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,832 -We could lose. -Yep. And who will be blamed? 436 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,627 Change of plans, we're running the fake. 437 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,421 -Really? -Yeah, you heard me. Come on, let's go. 438 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,257 [Rob cheering] 439 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,008 Let's go. 440 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,219 -Let's go, guys! -[all cheering] 441 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:02,432 I won't tell you how to do your job, but if I was a praying man, I'd start now. 442 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,773 [players speaking indistinctly] 443 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,233 [player] Hut, hut. 444 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:16,947 [crowd cheering] 445 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,240 [announcer] Touchdown. 446 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:19,783 [cheering] 447 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,911 [Rob] He got it! 448 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,124 Whoo-hoo! 449 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:30,586 George, you crazy son of a bitch. I can't believe you pulled that off. 450 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:31,587 Me neither. 451 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,839 Looks like we make a pretty good team, George. 452 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:34,840 Yeah! 453 00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:36,717 What's up, boys! Go, go, go! 454 00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:42,598 [players cheering] 455 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,479 Wanna help me roll up the dough? 456 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:52,107 Yeah, one second. I'm just helping Grandma grease the pan. 457 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:54,651 Who? 458 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,195 Oh! Uh… 459 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,113 Sorry, you just remind me of my grandma. 460 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,406 [chuckles softly] 461 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,035 Why don't you help Missy and I'm gonna start the dishes. 462 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,078 While the cookies are baking, 463 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,497 maybe you could teach me how to play gin rummy. 464 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,499 All right, we're done here. 465 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,002 -What? -You heard me. 466 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:15,214 -Are you breaking up with me? -Yeah. You can go now. 467 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,300 But my mom's not picking me up till 7:00. 468 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,720 [sighs] Oh, I'll get the cards. 469 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:23,639 [sighs] 470 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,768 [theme music playing] he cards.