1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,626 [Mary] Previously on Young Sheldon… 2 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:04,129 Your friends all know about your "secret boyfriend"? 3 00:00:04,212 --> 00:00:05,088 You think that's you? 4 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:06,047 Well… 5 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:08,216 It's not? 6 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:11,177 I understand you're moving forward with Sheldon's grant database. 7 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:12,846 I was an intrinsic part of that. 8 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:14,222 Sheldon didn't mention you. 9 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:16,975 Of course he didn't. That pint-sized little credit hog. 10 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:19,853 We're looking for a financier, not a partner. 11 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:21,604 I just want to be around the process. 12 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,356 But I'm still in charge, right? 13 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,774 Did NASA fake the Moon landing? 14 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,526 -No. -See, that's what I thought 15 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:27,777 until about a year ago. 16 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,696 Oh, we're going to have so much fun. 17 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:35,285 So, the data comes in here, and then is divided into three tables, 18 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:37,829 that I'm calling X-sub-1, X-sub-2, X-sub-3. 19 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:39,164 Good, good. 20 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:42,125 And then, over here, subjected to data normalization, 21 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,420 so we don't end up with any duplicate data fields. 22 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:46,463 [O'Brien] I've got it. 23 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:47,589 Grant Daddy. 24 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:51,468 -What? -The name of our company, Grant Daddy. 25 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,094 I mean, it's sexy and sophisticated, 26 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:56,014 but still John Q Lunch Pail can wrap his arms around. 27 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:57,265 Where are you? 28 00:00:57,348 --> 00:00:59,601 My lawyers have advised me not to say, 29 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:01,644 but I'm sure I'll be back in the country 30 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:02,896 very soon. 31 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:04,272 Taxes. Am I right? 32 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:05,815 Huh. 33 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,318 We have more important things to focus on than the name, 34 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,903 like, how are we going to build this? 35 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:11,112 [Gary] Grantopolis? 36 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:14,240 Grant-cano? No, wait… 37 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:15,700 The Grant Canyon. 38 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,203 Oh, that's gonna look great on a T-shirt. 39 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:19,662 Hey, what size do you guys wear? 40 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,456 This is not helpful, can't I hang up? 41 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:23,666 -Sheldon, I have to remind you… -Hello? 42 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,710 …he's funding the entire project. 43 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:28,129 -He should remain included. -Hello? 44 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:29,047 Fine. 45 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:33,176 The Grant Canyon is a terrible name, it sounds like a place grants go to die. 46 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:35,386 -Sheldon. -I'm including him. 47 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,640 [theme song playing] 48 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,325 So, how are you feeling? 49 00:01:58,284 --> 00:01:59,786 Fat and disgusting. 50 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:03,414 I mean, are you having any discomfort, fatigue? 51 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,166 Yeah, that's all I have. 52 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,919 What she's saying is, she feels eight months pregnant. 53 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:09,629 Eight, 800. 54 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:11,798 Hey, sorry, I'm late. 55 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:14,843 I don't wanna know if it's a boy or a girl. 56 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:17,720 -I want it to be a surprise. -[Meemaw] Wait, hold up. 57 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:21,766 If we're all here, who's looking after the laundromat and the video store 58 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,102 and the other establishment? 59 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:25,562 Oh. Gambling room? 60 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:26,938 Huh? 61 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:29,524 It's okay, I lost 100 bucks there last week. 62 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:31,276 Oh. [chuckles] 63 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:33,278 Then you know we're good for the bill. 64 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:35,405 Okay, back to me. 65 00:02:35,738 --> 00:02:37,407 How's everything looking in the oven? 66 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:38,825 Well, baby seems okay. 67 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:41,119 But I am concerned about your blood pressure. 68 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:43,204 Mmm. Think it's preeclampsia? 69 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:44,831 Georgie, let the doctor talk. 70 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:46,207 Actually, that's a possibility. 71 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:48,001 I read the book. Did you? 72 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:51,921 I'd like to put you on bed rest for a week, and then recheck you. 73 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:53,423 Is that really necessary? 74 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:54,340 -It is. -It is. 75 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:58,261 Dr. Linkletter, I had a question about today's lecture. 76 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,013 I'm sorry, who are you? 77 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:01,431 You must be Sheldon. 78 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:02,891 I am. 79 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:04,767 I was told not to talk to you. 80 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:05,685 Why not? 81 00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:07,395 I was told not to tell you that. 82 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,898 Ah, I see you've met Toby. 83 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,858 I have not, he wouldn't tell me his name. 84 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:14,360 Good man. What can I help you with, Sheldon? 85 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:15,904 What's all this? 86 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:19,574 It looks like algorithms for a searchable database. 87 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:23,536 At a glance, anything could look like an algorithm for a searchable database. 88 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:28,249 Very well, it's an algorithm for a searchable database. 89 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,375 That was my idea. 90 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,628 If you recall, it was our idea. 91 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:34,464 Are you programming a database for him? 92 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:35,965 Go ahead. 93 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:37,300 Yeah. 94 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:38,885 Yeah. 95 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:41,930 How dare you steal my grant database idea? 96 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:46,434 Look, Dr. Linkletter was part of the idea, he's an employee of the university, 97 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:48,686 and therefore, we have a legitimate claim to it. 98 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:49,938 But I'm already making one. 99 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,439 I have an investor lined up. 100 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:53,608 You're still more than welcome to join us, 101 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:55,234 and we can all work on it together. 102 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,737 No, this is my idea, and I'm doing it on my own. 103 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,448 Then I guess we'll see who gets to market first. 104 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,784 -I guess, we will. -Hmm. 105 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:05,662 -So, have you already started programming? -No. 106 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,997 Do you have access to a mainframe? 107 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,959 That depends. Can I use the university's mainframe? 108 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,961 -No. -Then we're still figuring it out. 109 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:14,295 I see. 110 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:15,964 We already have a name, do you? 111 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:18,633 As a matter of fact, we do. We're calling it "Granted." 112 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:19,634 [inhales sharply] 113 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:22,095 -Ugh, that is such a good name. -Thank you. 114 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:23,346 And what's yours? 115 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:25,974 Never mind. 116 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:32,480 Hey, look what your machine did to my underwear. 117 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:34,190 Made 'em huge? 118 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:36,192 It dyed them pink. 119 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:40,822 Oh. Right. Here, next wash is on us. I gotta go check on something in the back. 120 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,284 Sorry, I'm a little short-staffed today. 121 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,787 I've been running around like a chicken with its head cut off. 122 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:49,163 All right. 123 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,750 Here's your teddy bear. Here's your cash. 124 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:56,546 Teddy bear. Cash. Teddy bear. 125 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:59,424 Hey, that's a dry-cleaning ticket, get out of here. 126 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:02,468 Punk. 127 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,429 [beeping] 128 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:06,764 Hang on, I'll be right back. 129 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:10,101 Hey, you find everything all right? 130 00:05:10,184 --> 00:05:11,102 Yeah. 131 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:13,354 There's a real good one, you should get it. 132 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:14,272 I'll ring it up. 133 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:15,773 -I don't know. -Don't know? 134 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:18,484 Whoopi Goldberg as a singing nun. What's to think about? 135 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,570 I might be more in the mood for action. 136 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:23,781 She's on the run from the mob. You'll love it. I'll ring it up. 137 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:26,200 How you doing? 138 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:28,703 Uh, well, I'm lying in bed 139 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:32,290 and a nice lady just brought me food, it's not the worst. 140 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:35,752 You haven't tasted it yet. Doctor said, "No salt." 141 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:36,878 Well, I'm sure it's great. 142 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:39,047 I tasted it. It sucks. 143 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:42,884 Anyway, I better go give Georgie a hand. 144 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:44,427 Um… 145 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:47,388 Here's your telephone. Anything else you need before I go? 146 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,390 Actually, I can't find the remote. 147 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:52,477 It couldn't have gotten far. Let's see. 148 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,395 Let me just look right down here. 149 00:05:55,354 --> 00:05:57,190 Okay, there it is. 150 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,192 [groans] Oh! 151 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:00,735 -My back! -Are you okay? 152 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:03,029 -[Meemaw] No. -All right, let me help you up. 153 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:05,698 No, no, no, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm just… 154 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,325 Just let me lay here for a minute. 155 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:09,118 Can I get you some ice, or something? 156 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,704 [Meemaw] No, no, no, no. You've got to stay in bed. 157 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:15,041 Okay, well, you look like the "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady. 158 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:18,294 That's because I have fallen and I can't get up. 159 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:21,089 [laughs] Okay, it hurts when I laugh. 160 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,757 Ooh-hoo! 161 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:24,675 There, honey. 162 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,594 -There you go. -Thanks. 163 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:28,096 [Meemaw groans] 164 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:36,813 -Dear Lord, let me help you up. -Don't touch me! Don't touch me. 165 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,106 I'll get up when I'm ready. 166 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,982 -Should I call the doctor? -No, no. 167 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,818 It just happens every once in a while. 168 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,987 I just need to take it easy for a couple of days and I'll be fine. 169 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,031 Well, can I get you a pillow? 170 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:49,283 Ooh. Pillow would be nice. 171 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,411 -Here. -[groans] 172 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:55,456 And what's going on with you? 173 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,750 Oh, high blood pressure. Doctor wants me on bed rest. 174 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,710 Probably worried about preeclampsia. 175 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:02,004 Did everyone read this book? 176 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:05,174 [sighs] Well, I can take off work and look after y'all. 177 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,342 We're fine. 178 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:07,760 Fine? You're on the floor! 179 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:10,054 What happens if you need to use the bathroom? 180 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:11,848 Depends. 181 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,516 Depends on what? 182 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,351 No, it's a joke. 183 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,770 [chuckles] I got it. 184 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,480 [both laughing] 185 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:20,565 What's the joke? 186 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:23,609 Tell me! 187 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:26,362 [phone ringing] 188 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:29,240 [voice] Hello, Mr. O'Brien's office. 189 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:33,327 Is Mr. O'Brien there? It's John Sturgis and Sheldon Cooper. 190 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:37,039 Oh, it's me, I was just making sure you weren't the IRS. What's up? 191 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,499 I have some troubling news. 192 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:41,210 The university is making a competing grant database. 193 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,378 Wasn't it your idea? 194 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,256 It was, but Dr. Linkletter is claiming he assisted me. 195 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:47,258 There's nothing wrong with competition. 196 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:50,887 You think I was the only person designing anti-static lab furniture? 197 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,763 -You weren't? -No. 198 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:54,307 I researched the competition, 199 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:56,767 outbid their manufacturers and tied them up in court 200 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,311 so long, they ran out of money. 201 00:07:58,394 --> 00:08:00,396 That seems a little ruthless. 202 00:08:00,479 --> 00:08:03,774 Hey, if you're not ruthless, you're toothless. 203 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,401 I like that. 204 00:08:05,484 --> 00:08:07,069 I know, it rhymes. 205 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,447 But the university's already ahead of us. 206 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:12,575 Yeah, but do they have a really cool company name? 207 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:15,203 Yes, they're calling it "Granted." 208 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,830 Damn it, it was right there. 209 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,791 Okay. I can't cover the video store, the laundromat, 210 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,044 and the other room, all at the same time. 211 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:24,837 I want to work in the other room. 212 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,631 You're not working in the "other room." 213 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:27,882 I got the other one. 214 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:29,425 I call dibs on video store. 215 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:31,302 Aw, I wanted video store. 216 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:32,553 Too bad, I called dibs. 217 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,347 Great, you got the laundromat. 218 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,808 -I don't want the laundromat. -Dibs are dibs. She called it. 219 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:38,935 He's a good boss. 220 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,061 That's right. 221 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:42,772 Slow. 222 00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:48,528 -Slow! -Any slower, and we're just standing. 223 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,863 Okay, look, I got this, okay? Just leave me alone. 224 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:53,783 All right. I'm gonna go check on Mandy. 225 00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:56,827 Slow. 226 00:08:58,162 --> 00:09:01,040 -Hey, you doing okay? -[indistinct chatter on TV] 227 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:02,083 [switches TV off] 228 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:03,417 I'm fine. 229 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,086 You don't need to fuss over me. 230 00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:07,213 Oh. I don't mind. 231 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,467 I appreciate it. I'm just used to taking care of myself. 232 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:14,345 Well, that's what family's for. 233 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:18,391 Speaking of which, do you want me to call yours? 234 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,518 -Why? -[scoffs] 235 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:23,271 If my daughter was on bed rest, I would want to know. 236 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:26,566 If they want to know how I'm doing, they can pick up the phone and call. 237 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,568 I'm sure if your mom knew what was going on, 238 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:29,819 she'd be here to help. 239 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,822 I told my mom I was pregnant and she stopped talking to me, 240 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,365 -so… -I know, but-- 241 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:35,908 It's not your business, Mary. 242 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,037 Okay, sorry. 243 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,001 [toilet flushes] 244 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:49,130 Hello, Toby. 245 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,382 I'm not supposed to talk to you. 246 00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:53,467 But no one told you not to talk to me. 247 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,596 -What do you want? -We want to offer you a job. 248 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,431 And for you to wash your hands. 249 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,099 I already have a job. 250 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:05,062 We know, we want you to do the same thing, but for more money. 251 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:06,897 Okay. 252 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:11,193 Really, that's all it took? Where's the loyalty? 253 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,446 Sheldon, this is what we want. 254 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:16,115 But what if somebody comes along and offers him more money? 255 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:17,700 Is he just gonna leave us? 256 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,702 -Are you? -Probably. 257 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:24,290 We can hire him, but he cannot go to the bathroom alone. 258 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,042 Welcome aboard! 259 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,960 Whoa, whoa. Let's hit that sink. 260 00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:37,428 If you're looking for something to watch, I'd recommend Princess Bride. 261 00:10:37,511 --> 00:10:39,764 -Really? -I know it sounds a little girly, 262 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:43,017 but there's an awesome sword fight and André the Giant's in it. 263 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,353 Cool, thanks. 264 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,729 Just doing my job. 265 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,191 I'm Melissa, by the way. 266 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,072 You need any help over here? 267 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,742 Are you trying to touch my underwear? 268 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:01,327 No, ma'am. 269 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:03,579 Well, then, step away. 270 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:05,665 Yes, ma'am. 271 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:08,459 Ah! 272 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,294 I knew it, you poached my programmer. 273 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,088 You poached his idea. 274 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,215 Toby, what happened to loyalty? 275 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:15,800 It's annoying, isn't it? 276 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:17,927 There's an old saying, 277 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,763 "You mess with the bull, you get the horns." 278 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:23,766 There's a new saying, "We have a programmer and you don't." 279 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,184 [chuckles] Yeah. 280 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:28,312 Really? You poached our programmer? 281 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,648 I left him alone for five minutes to use the bathroom. 282 00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,108 I don't know why you're surprised. 283 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,026 I'm told that business is a high stakes game 284 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,028 where if you're not ruthless, you're toothless. 285 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,405 We just learned that. 286 00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:38,823 You could've hired anyone else. 287 00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:40,533 Could have, would have, should have. 288 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,202 Oh, you want to play hardball, we can do that, too. 289 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:46,288 See, Sheldon gets a lot of perks at this university 290 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,457 that could go away real fast. 291 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,042 But I like my perks. 292 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:54,130 How would you like to have a roommate or two in that dorm room of yours? 293 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,465 Let's give her what she wants. 294 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,633 Stay strong. 295 00:11:57,716 --> 00:12:01,178 Look, all I'm saying is, you need us as much as we need you. 296 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:05,266 Now, for example, we have a mainframe computer and you don't. 297 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:09,186 Ha! No mainframe, no database. Who's toothless now? 298 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,480 We can get our own mainframe. 299 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,150 We can't. They're really expensive. 300 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,485 I'm trying to be ruthless, work with me here. 301 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,320 We can. 302 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:26,370 Hey, I brought you a snack and some magazines. 303 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,373 Oh, thanks, but I should probably finish this. 304 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,208 Although, I do know how it ends. 305 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,044 With bodily fluids everywhere. 306 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,130 And then a sweet little boy or girl. 307 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:38,174 Oh, um… 308 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,717 It's a girl. 309 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,386 -[gasps] Really? -Yeah, Georgie didn't want to know, 310 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:43,596 so, I haven't said. 311 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:48,309 Well, that is wonderful. Oh, it'll be our little secret. 312 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:51,854 [Meemaw] I already know, don't go feeling like you're special. 313 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,482 Do you mind? We're having a moment here. 314 00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:56,442 [Meemaw] Carry on. 315 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,571 As you can see, the mother-daughter bond is strong. 316 00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:03,824 Well, compared to me and my mom, you two are magic. 317 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,744 Well, we've had our ups and downs. 318 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:11,207 She wasn't the easiest mom to grow up with. 319 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,959 Sometimes, I felt like I was kind of raising myself. 320 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:17,588 But now, we're practically best friends. 321 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,549 Yeah, I don't think that's in the cards for me and my mom. 322 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,843 [Meemaw] I hear you whispering in there. 323 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,386 Don't listen to her, Mandy. 324 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:28,015 Dear Lord, I was just telling her how you and I are best friends. 325 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:31,101 [Meemaw] That's how you talk to your best friend? 326 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:34,897 Everything working okay for you? 327 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:38,234 I heard about you. You're that panty sniffer. 328 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,861 No, no, no, no, no, there was no sniffing. 329 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,279 Barbara, he's doing it again. 330 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,408 No, no, it's… Oh, I give up. 331 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,702 I'm totally into old movies. 332 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:52,164 You know, Breakfast Club, Goonies, Pretty in Pink. 333 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,250 Hey, how's it going? 334 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,834 Fine, bye. 335 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,462 Not much going on, thought maybe I could lend you a hand. 336 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,006 No. All good. Go check on Georgie. 337 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,049 All right. 338 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,885 So, you doing anything later? 339 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,847 Yeah, she's going home with her father. 340 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,099 Dad. 341 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,309 I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know. 342 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,478 Yeah, did you know that she's in the 7th grade? 343 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,397 -Dad! -I thought she was older. 344 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,982 Well, now you know, beat it. 345 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:19,692 Right. 346 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,070 [sighs] Are you happy? 347 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,030 He is way too old for you. 348 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,365 Have you seen you and Mom? 349 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,159 Hey, your mother and I were high school sweethearts. 350 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:32,204 Yeah, she was in high school. You were, like, 25. 351 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,498 People looked older back then. 352 00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:36,000 [knocking on door] 353 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,337 -Hello? -Yeah, I'm here to install some bunk beds. 354 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:42,756 But I don't need bunk beds, I'm just one person. 355 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,259 All I know is, they're turning this room into a triple. 356 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:46,886 Triple? 357 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,597 This is getting serious. They're playing hardball. 358 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,682 Just one more type of ball I'm bad at. 359 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:54,935 Okay, calm down, I'm sure I can find us a used mainframe. 360 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,729 Where, how, from whom? 361 00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:59,315 I don't know. But Jupiter just entered Sagittarius, 362 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,441 so I have a good feeling. 363 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,110 You're not filling me with confidence, Gary. 364 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:06,071 Ah, teenagers, always so angsty. 365 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,406 I love it! 366 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,326 [sighs] 367 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,548 Hey, Mom, it's me. 368 00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,385 No, nothing's wrong, I was just calling to talk. 369 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,307 No, I am not calling to apologize! 370 00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,267 No, I don't need any money. 371 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,395 No, I don't need anything from you. 372 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,189 You know what? This was a mistake. 373 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,482 Yeah, goodbye. 374 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,909 Hi. Welcome to Video Village. I'm Missy, I'm in 7th grade 375 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,160 and that's my father. 376 00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:57,581 Hi, I'm Carl, I'm 31. 377 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,166 And my dad is dead. 378 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,877 Yeah, I'm sorry about her. 379 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:03,545 And your dad. 380 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,215 What are you doing? 381 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,300 Saving you the trouble of embarrassing me. 382 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:12,137 Look, it's not easy seeing you talk to guys, 383 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,681 especially older guys. 384 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,349 You want to know what's not easy? 385 00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:16,433 Hearing from Billy Sparks 386 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:19,144 about you and his mother hanging out in that chicken coop. 387 00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:21,814 -What? -He said 388 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,983 he saw y'all leaving there the other day. 389 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,777 We were talking chickens. 390 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,904 And he said it wasn't the first time. 391 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,740 They've got a lot of chickens. 392 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,117 [sighs] 393 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,494 And now, there's bunk beds in my room. 394 00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,997 It's like summer camp, two words I loathe. 395 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,874 Sometimes, roommates can become lifelong friends. 396 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:45,129 I still exchange letters with my roommate from the mental hospital. 397 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:49,883 They're written in a language he made up, but it's nice to know he cares. 398 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,176 [knocking] 399 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,220 I have a delivery for Sheldon Cooper. 400 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,346 That's me, what is it? 401 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,056 A computer mainframe. 402 00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:57,474 He got one. 403 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,894 I just need to tell the guys where to put it. 404 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:04,314 Well, I suppose it could go in here. 405 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:07,776 Or I think I have a solution to my roommate problem. 406 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:11,155 I can't have roommates if my dorm has no room for those mates. 407 00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:12,322 Right this way. 408 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,922 Just so you know, me and Brenda are just friends. 409 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,718 She's been going through a rough patch and just needs someone to talk to. 410 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:34,511 Okay. 411 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,263 Good. 412 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,975 Why'd you say it was about chickens? 413 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:43,479 Because… 414 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,190 it's Brenda's personal business. 415 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,901 Just trying to be a good neighbor. 416 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:54,782 And she didn't want Billy to worry, so, we use the chicken coop. 417 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,117 Which all makes sense, right? 418 00:17:58,285 --> 00:17:59,119 I guess. 419 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:00,621 Good. 420 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,502 I'm glad we can talk about these things. 421 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:08,796 Me, too. 422 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,632 Someday, we'll talk about Mom and Pastor Rob. 423 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,723 Excuse me, are you Mrs. McCallister? 424 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,517 I am, can I help you? 425 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,436 I'm Mary Cooper, Georgie's mom. 426 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,106 Oh. 427 00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:28,398 Hello. 428 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:32,110 I don't know what's going on between you and your daughter, but… 429 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,613 you need to get over it. 430 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:37,825 She is scared, she is pregnant and she needs her mother. 431 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,911 I'm getting parenting advice from a woman 432 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,789 whose 17-year-old son got my daughter pregnant? 433 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,249 Yes, you are. 434 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:49,002 Georgie made a mistake, but I did not cut him out of my life. 435 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,672 -You don't know-- -I don't care. 436 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:54,591 You are her parent, act like it. 437 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,594 So grow up, call your daughter and make it right. 438 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:58,554 Now! 439 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,056 -Well, I need-- -I said now! 440 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,436 I was going to say, I need the phone number. 441 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:09,898 Okay. 442 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,526 Do you have a pen? 443 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,031 All right, plug it in. 444 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,074 [knocking at door] 445 00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,035 Hello. 446 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,621 [scoffs] Unbelievable. 447 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:25,706 President Hagemeyer, 448 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:28,167 have you come to meet my new roommate, VAX 6000? 449 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,919 Sheldon, you can't have a mainframe in your dorm. 450 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,339 Actually, there's no rule against it. I can't have a candle, a microwave, 451 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,967 a hot plate, a coffee maker, a toaster or a waterbed. 452 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,802 But there's nothing against a mainframe. 453 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:42,264 I'm the president of the university and I'm telling you, you can't. 454 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:46,143 You're just trying to sabotage our project 455 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,937 because you know we're going to beat you to market. 456 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,606 Sheldon, plug it in! 457 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,372 [Sheldon] There should be a rule against this. 458 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,501 [theme music playing] be a rule against this.