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[George]
Previously on Young Sheldon…

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[chuckles] Well, I will
watch this and let you know.

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She was totally hitting on you.

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All she did was rent a movie.

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And then she laughed
and she touched your arm.

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That's textbook flirting.

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I wasn't trying to.

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All I'm saying is you're not tied down.

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I'm getting parenting advice from a woman

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whose 17-year-old son
got my daughter pregnant?

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Grow up, call your daughter
and make it right.

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Now!

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-Well, I need--
-I said, now!

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I was going to say,
I need the phone number.

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Do you have a pen?

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[adult Sheldon] Every culture
has its own traditions

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to celebrate important life events.

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Bar mitzvahs,

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quinceañeras,

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baby's first Comic-Con…

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My favorites are funeral and baby shower.

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They're the only two thrown in your honor
you're not expected to attend. Love it!

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Oh, and after we do gifts,

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we could take pictures
holding Mandy's belly.

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-No.
-Okay.

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Here's one.

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We can fill baby bottles with juice
and see who can drink it the fastest.

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Don't go drinking out of my bottle.

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-Why?
-Because it ain't gonna be juice.

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When is this thing, anyways?

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Sunday.

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Oh, shoot.
I got a date with Amber. I got to cancel.

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You ain't invited.

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But I'm the dad.

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No boys allowed. Southern Living says so.

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Who is Amber?

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A girl I'm seeing.

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Does Mandy know?

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-Know what?
-Uh, nothing.

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It was actually her idea.

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What, Amber? Oh. Yeah, I know.

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-She's divorced.
-What?

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Don't worry, she ain't old.
It's just, she got married too young.

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Okay.

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Uh…

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So, Mandy, have you given any thought

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to which friends or family
you want to invite?

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Well, given the circumstances,
I'm thinking maybe we keep it small.

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'Cause your friends don't know about this?

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They don't know about this,
they don't know about that.

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They don't know about any of it.

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Can I invite your mom?

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Um…

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That's a no.

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Well, we would love to have her,
but it's totally up to you.

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[sighs]

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Fine.

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Great!

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Is it great?

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[theme song playing]

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[Missy] Oh, I thought of
another game.

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First, you melt chocolate in a diaper--

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Keep thinking.

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We're coming up with games?
Because I have a good one.

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Intelligent animal technology.

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For example,

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if rhinoceroses were intelligent,
how would they type?

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This is for Mandy's baby shower.

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Oh, I don't wanna go to that.

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[chuckles] Thankfully,
it's for ladies only.

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Yeah, even if you're the father.

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Why do you wanna go?

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I'm gonna be at the birth,
I can't go to the party?

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How do you know
she wants you at the birth?

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Who's gonna catch the baby?

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You may not want to be there.
It's a rough one.

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George.

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You're right, dear.

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It's a beautiful event,
which I will never forget.

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Wait. You said it was beautiful,

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and then made a face
to imply that it wasn't.

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So, which is it?

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Oh, my God, Sheldon, it's disgusting.

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Could've just said that.

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Pretty good game Sunday,
if you wanna watch with me.

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All right.

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You should invite Mandy's dad and brother
to join you.

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It might be awkward.
Don't really know them.

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That's how you get to know 'em.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Wait, I don't have to watch football,
do I?

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-No.
-Please don't.

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Sweet.

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Hi, Jim.

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Hey, Mary. Good to see you.
You looking for some tires?

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Actually, I'm looking for your wife.

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Oh.

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You're not gonna yell at her again?

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No, no.

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Okay, you sure about that?
'Cause I wouldn't mind seeing it.

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I just wanted to drop off an invitation
to Mandy's baby shower.

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Oh, that's real kind of you.

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And George is hoping that you'll come over

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and watch the game with him and Georgie.

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Oh.

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That sounds like fun.

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And your son is welcome, too.

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All right.

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Well, you know, Connor ain't
all that much into football or baseball,

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or, shoot, anything with a ball, really.

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Well, if you do come,
I know that George is making brisket.

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Brisket and football? [chuckles]

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You drive a hard bargain.

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[chuckling]

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Hello, Mary.

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Hi.

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All right, well,
I'm gonna go help, uh…

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somebody.

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I want to apologize

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for getting off on the wrong foot
last time.

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You mean, when you called me
a terrible mother?

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The important thing is
you and Mandy are talking again.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Anyway, I just wanted to drop off
this invitation

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to her baby shower.

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Thank you for including me.

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Of course.

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You'd think her own mother would know
she was having a girl.

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Well, Georgie wants it to be a surprise,

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so she's barely told anyone.

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She told you.

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Barely. Um…

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You know what would be great,
is if you could come and help us plan it.

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I'd like that. Thank you very much.

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Then it's settled.

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All right. Please say goodbye
to your husband.

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You can tell him yourself.
He's hiding behind that stack of tires.

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Bye.

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[knocking on door]

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-It's open.
-Hello.

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[groans]

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I was wondering if I could have
access to the lab on Sunday.

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I'm not here on Sunday.

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Where will you be?

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If I tell you that, you might go there.

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Well, I told you where I'll be. The lab.

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How about this?
Here's the key. Go nuts.

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But I'm a minor.
I require adult supervision.

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I won't tell anyone.

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I will. I'm quite the tattler.

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Then you'll have to wait till Monday.

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But I'm trying to get out
on Sunday.

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-Why?
-The father and the brother

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of the woman my brother impregnated

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are coming over to watch sports
with my brother and my father.

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So, you're trying to avoid
a male bonding experience?

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At all costs.

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You know, son, as scientists,

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we're often teamed with people
that we don't know.

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The ability to bond
and build relationships, that's…

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that's an essential skill.

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So, you're suggesting I use this gathering
as an opportunity to better those skills?

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Exactly.

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-Very well. I'll give it a go.
-Great.

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-Would you like to join us?
-I can't.

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Why? Where will you be?

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So, I was thinking we could do
something sweet and simple,

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like a garden party?

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That sounds good.

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I know
Mandy doesn't like to make a big fuss.

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Since when?

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That girl has always wanted to be
the center of attention.

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Oh, well, I guess
you would know. [chuckles]

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And garden party sounds lovely,

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but maybe we could do something
a little more fun,

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like princess or Around the World.

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You know, all the places
she was gonna go, but now, she can't,

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because she ruined her life.

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I like princess.

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Great. I know this wonderful bakery
that makes a cake

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that looks just like a fairy tale castle.

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I was going to make
my German chocolate cake.

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She's having a girl,
not starting World War II.

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Castle cake it is.

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[softly] Yay.

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Hello.

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[scoffs] Nerd movies are over there.

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No, I need to bond
with Mandy's father and brother,

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so I'm looking for movies
they might've seen,

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so that we can engage
in some testosterone-rich banter.

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Okay. I can help you.

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A lot of dudes have been renting this.

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"Bingo. He's every family's best friend."

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Are you tricking me?

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No.

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Glad I asked. Ring me up.

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That was fun. Thanks.

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That was fun. Thanks.

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[chuckles]

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Are we still on for Sunday?

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Sorry, can't.
Mandy's having a baby shower.

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You're going to that?

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No, but I promised I'd hang out
with her dad and brother, so…

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Is it weird to talk about this stuff?

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Would it be weird
if I talked about my ex-husband?

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Depends. What would you say?

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[exhales] I don't know.

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Maybe that he's 6'4",
weighs about 240 pounds,

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got a short fuse…

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Yeah, I don't wanna hear that.

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Well, I'm fine
if you want to talk about your situation.

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Great, 'cause I need some advice.

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So, should I get Mandy a present?

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You mean like a baby gift?

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Or for her.

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You know, like,
"Thanks for making the effort."

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I don't think
I would engrave that on anything,

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but could be sweet.

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Cool.

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You were just playin' about your ex
being that big, right?

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But the divorce was a mutual thing,
he wanted it, too?

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-He ain't in there, is he?
-[chuckles]

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Hey.

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I hate that woman.

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Who, your mother?
She ain't gonna live forever.

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Mandy's mom!

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Oh. Yeah. That one,
we're stuck with for a while.

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I extended an olive branch
to make her feel part of the baby shower,

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and then,
she took over the whole thing.

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All right.
I'll run her over with my truck.

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I'm not ready to laugh yet, George.

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When you are ready to laugh,
I have got the movie for you, Bingo.

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It's for men, but I think you'll get it.

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[barking]

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Anybody home?

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Hey.

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What's with all the pink?

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Uh, it's 'cause it's my party
and I'm a girl.

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Makes sense.

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So, what are you doing here?

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You know you're not invited
to the shower.

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I know.

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It's just, everybody's bringing presents
for the baby today,

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so, I wanted to bring one for you.

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Georgie, thank you.

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Open it.

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Okay.

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Sorry for the Christmas paper,
that's all we had.

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It's beautiful.

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Look inside.

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What am I looking at here?

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It's a sonogram of our little girl.

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I'm not an idiot.

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Well…

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that is the sweetest thing I've ever seen.

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I…

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I love it.

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Good. It was actually Amber's idea.

259
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:50,274
Oh.

260
00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:56,447
Well, that's very thoughtful. Thank you.

261
00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:57,448
And, thank her.

262
00:10:58,407 --> 00:10:59,533
I will.

263
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,535
I'll let you
get back to your party.

264
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:02,453
Okay.

265
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,167
You look great, by the way.

266
00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:09,710
[sighs]

267
00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:15,508
[door closes]

268
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:17,885
[knocking on door]

269
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,223
Hey, Jim! Good to see you again.

270
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:23,516
-Hey, come on in.
-Yeah.

271
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,893
Thanks for having us.
This here is Connor.

272
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,895
-Hey, Connor. Good to see you.
-Hey.

273
00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:30,064
Good to see you again, Mr. McCallister.

274
00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:30,981
Georgie.

275
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,484
Oh, you got some paint on.

276
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,444
You've been doing
some work around the house?

277
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,362
[snickers] No.

278
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,155
I'm a painter.

279
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:41,700
Yeah. Yeah, he's always in his room,
painting stuff,

280
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,411
until you ask him to paint the garage.

281
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:44,370
[chuckles]

282
00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:45,413
You're hilarious.

283
00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:46,747
All right, sorry.

284
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,542
-[clears throat] He's an artist.
-Cool.

285
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,753
Like the guy on TV that paints the clouds?

286
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,465
My stuff is a little more, uh, abstract.

287
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,510
Oh. Sure. That means
it doesn't look like stuff.

288
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,846
I hope you're a starving artist,

289
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,597
'cause I got a brisket out there

290
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:04,765
with your name on it.

291
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:08,477
Connor is also a vegetarian.

292
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,523
No problem. Yeah? We got beans.

293
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,066
That's a vegetable, right?

294
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,609
[chuckles] Come on.

295
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:27,413
This cake is amazing.

296
00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:31,500
To look at, sure.
I prefer cakes for eating.

297
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,710
What's your problem?

298
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:33,961
What's your problem?

299
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,423
So, Audrey, is this your first grandkid?

300
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,217
-Yep.
-You must be excited?

301
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:41,760
Sure.

302
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:46,223
Can't say I'm thrilled
with the circumstances,

303
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,392
but Amanda's always done things her way.

304
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,436
I have a lot of grandkids.

305
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:53,230
At some point,
you just stop caring how they got here.

306
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:56,317
I'm gonna get some punch.

307
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,276
It's nonalcoholic.

308
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,194
Oh.

309
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,617
-You coming down?
-In a sec.

310
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,661
You're not missing much.
It's real awkward down there.

311
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,038
[chuckles softly]

312
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:11,790
Is something wrong?

313
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,125
No.

314
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,002
Is it your mom?

315
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,213
Because something's
definitely wrong with mine.

316
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,255
No, she's fine.

317
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:21,091
Well, she's a nightmare,
but that's not it.

318
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,304
-Pretty.
-Yeah, Georgie got it for me.

319
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,390
There's a sonogram of our baby inside.

320
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,351
Good for Georgie.

321
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,563
Yeah, good for Georgie.

322
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,192
I gotta tell you,

323
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:41,111
I think the Cowboys are going
to take it all the way this year.

324
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:43,906
I'm not really into football.

325
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,199
Seriously?

326
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:50,120
That's cool. Do you like cars?

327
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:51,956
Not really.

328
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,083
Music?

329
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:55,751
Yeah.

330
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,127
Great. Who do you like?

331
00:13:57,211 --> 00:14:00,172
-The Smiths.
-I don't know them.

332
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,049
Guns N' Roses?

333
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,425
[scoffs]

334
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,052
Corporate rock sellouts.

335
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,388
Yeah, well, sellouts who kick-ass, so…

336
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,056
Hello.

337
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:11,308
Sheldon, this is Mandy's brother, Connor.

338
00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:13,602
Are you watching the game?

339
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,021
I heard the Cowboys
are gonna go all the way, this year.

340
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,107
It's okay.
He don't watch football, either.

341
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,402
Great. I learned
who Troy Aikman is for nothing.

342
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,364
[George] So,
Connor seemed like a good kid.

343
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:29,159
Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's a good kid…
from another planet.

344
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,621
Ooh! I got one of those.
Yeah, Georgie's little brother.

345
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,748
Is he a 22-year-old art school graduate

346
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,876
with no prospects of
holding down a real job?

347
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:37,793
[chuckles]

348
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,213
Actually, he's a science genius
who started college when he was 11.

349
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,718
Let's just talk about the brisket.

350
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,511
All right, Missy, you're first.

351
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,972
How much do you think
the baby's going to weigh?

352
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,433
Uh, I'm going to say…

353
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,518
Eighteen pounds.

354
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,228
-[women chuckle]
-Ouch!

355
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,855
-Too much?
-"Too much?"

356
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,774
But then again, Georgie was a big'un.

357
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:02,735
How big?

358
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:05,362
-Almost 10 pounds.
-Ten pounds?

359
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,990
She walked like a cowboy for months.

360
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,116
[chuckles]

361
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,160
Both my children were normal weight.

362
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,537
Well, good job.

363
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,331
[Meemaw] My turn.

364
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,542
Okay, the belly button
still got a little give…

365
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:25,215
so I'm going to say
a quick and easy 6 lbs 2 oz,

366
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,051
gonna slide right out of there.

367
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,386
-I love you.
-[chuckles]

368
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,432
So, Connor,
what was your sister like as a kid?

369
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:35,684
Um…

370
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,561
We really didn't get along.

371
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:41,065
She was older and loved picking on me.

372
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,775
The same thing with me and Georgie.

373
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:46,111
Once, she replaced my toothpaste
with a tube of hemorrhoid cream.

374
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,571
[chuckles]

375
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,574
Remember, I used to sit on your head
when you'd watch Star Trek?

376
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:51,492
I do.

377
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,911
Guess what I'd do
when they'd fire their phasers.

378
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,245
You don't need to say it.

379
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:56,705
I farted.

380
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,415
[Georgie chuckles]

381
00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,458
Hilarious.

382
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,627
Okay…

383
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,171
Oh, a nursing bra!

384
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:09,009
"Includes removable pads
to prevent leakage."

385
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:13,681
Wow. Thanks. That's really thoughtful.

386
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,391
Mine dripped like a faucet.

387
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,309
-I have a question.
-Please ask it later.

388
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,895
All right. Next present.

389
00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:21,605
-Okay.
-That one's from me.

390
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,651
-What leaks? The boob?
-Later.

391
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,865
[chuckles] What's this?

392
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:35,411
We set up a nursery in the guest room.
You can move back in.

393
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,330
Can we not talk about this now?

394
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,375
What's the problem?
You're going to need help.

395
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:44,044
Who do you think's
been helping her this whole time?

396
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,922
And I appreciate it,
but you're not her family.

397
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,259
We're that baby's family.
Georgie is right across the street.

398
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:54,179
Oh, yes. I'm sure a teenage boy
is gonna be a lot of help.

399
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:57,099
You don't know what you're talking about.

400
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,227
Georgie has been there for me
the whole time,

401
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:04,064
and you come in at the last minute
with a store-bought castle cake

402
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,316
and you think
that's gonna make up for everything?

403
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,695
Okay. I can see you're a little emotional.

404
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:13,073
Yeah, I am a little emotional right now,
and you being here isn't helping.

405
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,201
You do not get to bad-mouth Georgie.

406
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:21,290
He's gonna be a better parent
than you ever were.

407
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,250
Damn.

408
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,295
Now, if someone would help me up,
I would like to storm out.

409
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,131
Thank you.

410
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,343
So, who wants cake?

411
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:36,346
-[man on TV] Bingo, it's a subpoena.
-[chuckles]

412
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,515
How's the dog supposed
to write a subpoena?

413
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,434
Look how gritty this is.

414
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:44,563
Frank Miller really brought
a whole new aesthetic to comic books.

415
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,940
Hmm. I've never really
thought of it that way.

416
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,151
[adult Sheldon] I was doing it.
I was bonding.

417
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,487
Now, would you please
put it back in the bag?

418
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,530
-Sure.
-[adult Sheldon] And I was great at it.

419
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,827
[chuckles] Yeah,
14 hours of smoke and love.

420
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,329
I'm trying not to drool.

421
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,915
Jim! Connor! We're leaving!

422
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,751
-All right, hon, but the brisket--
-Now!

423
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,378
I'll make you a doggy bag.

424
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,296
[Audrey] Jim!

425
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,009
Poor bastard.

426
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,140
Hey!

427
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:23,393
-I didn't know you were here.
-Just checkin' out the loot.

428
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,771
This is amazing.
Why don't all bras do this?

429
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:27,439
Take that off.

430
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,359
Well, that's what's great,
you don't have to. Look at this.

431
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,153
The father of my child!

432
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,700
Ooh. Nipple cream.
Maybe I should've went to this party.

433
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,036
[Georgie] Sounds fun.

434
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,956
[theme music playing]
be I should've went to this party.