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[Missy] Previously on Young Sheldon…

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Who is Amber?

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A girl I'm seeing.

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Does Mandy know?

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It was actually her idea.

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How was your date?

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We broke up.

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What happened?

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I just wanted to be here.

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That's what we wanted, too.

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There is something else
you could do for my birthday.

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I had a baby two weeks ago. No.

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Not that.

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Then what?

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Marry me.

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What?

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[CeeCee coos]

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What?

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-Will you marry--
-Yeah, I heard the question.

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Why are you asking it?

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Well, 'cause I love you.

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[scoffs] Do you?

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I think so.

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You were just on a date with another girl.

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I could be at her place
right now but I'm here with you.

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Well, thank you for your sacrifice.

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I'm 18 years old.

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-That's a sacrifice.
-[CeeCee crying]

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Great! Are you happy?

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[CeeCee crying]

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She's crying 'cause
her mom don't wanna marry her dad.

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Or maybe she's crying
'cause her mom wants to strangle her dad.

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Hey there, birthday boy.
What're you doing home so early?

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Apparently wasting my time.

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You cannot just show up here
and spring a proposal on me.

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You proposed?

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Don't worry, it won't happen again.

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So, when's the wedding?

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[theme song playing]

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[man on TV] They'll to do the same.

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Only the next attack they launch

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will do a lot more
than count up numbers…

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What are you doing?

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Dad and I are watching Star Trek.

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[snores]

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I guess I'm watching Star Trek.

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Want me to watch with you?

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Sure, let me catch you up.

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The Enterprise is traveling
to Eminiar VII

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to resolve their war
with the neighboring Vendikar.

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Uh-huh.

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Kirk suspects that
instead of having a real war,

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the Eminiaries and the Vendikaries are
having a computer-simulated conflict.

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Uh-huh.

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For Kirk, by keeping the horrors
of war at arm's length,

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they're simply prolonging it.

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Let me ask you something.

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Answers are my thing. Go for it.

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Do you really believe
in all this space alien stuff?

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It's simple probability theory.

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There are over a billion stars
in our galaxies.

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It's likely that a few could support life

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or even technological civilization.

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And did Jesus die for their sins as well?

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You have your stories, I have mine.

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[door closes]

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Oh! It sounds like Georgie's home.

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George, wake up.
Watch Star Trek with your son.

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[door opens]

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[door closes]

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What's happening?

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Well, the Enterprise is traveling
to Eminiar VII

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to resolve their war with the Vendikar.

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However, Kirk suspects
that instead of fighting a real war,

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the Eminiaries and Vendikaries
have a computer-simulated conflict.

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-Ah! Stay awake.
-I'm awake.

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-Georgie?
-[Georgie] What?

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Hey.

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I just wanna wish you a happy birthday.

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Thanks.

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Everything okay?

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I don't wanna talk about it.

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You and Amber have a fight?

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We broke up.

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Oh, no.

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I'm sorry.

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Well…

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Maybe it's a good thing

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because you and Mandy
and CeeCee make such a cute little family.

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-Mm-hmm.
-I see the way she's been looking at you.

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-Stop.
-I mean it.

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I think she's ready
to give you another chance.

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Yeah. Maybe I should
just ask her to marry me.

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Well, you don't wanna scare her off.

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[chuckles awkwardly]

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[clears throat]

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You're up early.

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Georgie usually comes over
and feeds her in the morning,

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but I think he's mad at me.

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Yeah, you reject
a guy's marriage proposal,

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they tend to take it personal.

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You speaking from experience?

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I've broken a couple of hearts in my day.

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He just caught me off guard is all.

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And now that you've had time,
what do you think?

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Why does it have to be all or nothing?

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I get that he's mad at me.

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I didn't think
he'd stop showing up for his daughter.

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Oh, he'll come around.
He just needs to cool off.

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Let me ask. Mom,

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can I go to the movies on Saturday?

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-Sure.
-She said yes.

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Okay. It's a date.

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-Who was that?
-Britney Perkins.

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She that, uh,
chunky one with the headgear?

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No. She's a cheerleader,
and her teeth are beautiful.

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Oh.

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And… and she asked you out?

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[knocking on door]

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What do you know about Britney Perkins?

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That's her right there.

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Oh.

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She's cute.

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And this was before her boobs came in.

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So, she's just messing with Billy?

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She might've asked him out.

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[sighs] Okay, she's messing with him.

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You friends with this girl?

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I wish. She's so popular.

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One time, she said she liked my outfit.
I wore it for a week.

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What am I gonna do?

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You could tell Billy
he's too young to date.

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That's good.

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You might be
the coolest person in this house.

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Low bar, but thanks.

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Dr. Linkletter, I need to talk to you.

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Are we in my office?

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-No.
-Then these are not my office hours.

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Using my love of schedules against me?

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Oh, yes.

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Well done.

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-Dr. Linkletter, I need to talk to you.
-Great.

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Can you get me access
to the telescope room?

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I wanna search for exoplanets
that can support life.

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Are you feeling homesick?

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You think I'm from another planet?

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Yes.

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Compliment accepted.
Now, about the telescope room,

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Watching Star Trek got me thinking--

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Sheldon, searching for life
on other planets isn't serious science.

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Leave that to the tin foil hat brigade.

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But statistically given the number
of stars and planets

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we could find one capable
of supporting life.

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If we did, it would be
the greatest scientific discovery.

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Yes, and if I had fruit on my head,
I'd be Carmen Miranda.

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I'm not familiar.

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She sang and danced
with fruit on her head.

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Why have fruit on her head?

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I don't know. In case she got hungry.

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It's not gonna happen, Sheldon!

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How can you just dismiss
a line of inquiry out of hand?

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Sheldon, sometimes I say no
just for kicks.

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Now, it's for your own good.

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Scientists who pursue
"little green men" get laughed at.

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Well, I care about science,
not my reputation.

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If you won't help me,
I know someone who will.

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We'll be mocked by physicists,
engineers, even mathematicians.

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And they don't just say
you're an idiot, they prove it.

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And if I had fruit on my head,
I'd be Carmen Miranda.

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What?

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I didn't understand it either.

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-Hey.
-Hi.

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-You okay?
-No.

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Britney Perkins asked me
to go to the movies,

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but my mom says I'm not allowed to date
because I'm too young.

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I'm sure she's just looking out for you.

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Maybe I could sneak out
and still go with her.

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Don't do that.

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You sneak out of your house.

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Because I'm a troubled kid, you're not.

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But this is the first time
a girl's ever asked me out.

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[sighs] Billy, she doesn't like you.

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What do you mean?

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She's having a party
at her house on Saturday.

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She's not going to the movies.
It's a prank.

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Oh.

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-I'm sorry.
-It's okay.

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I'll go with you.

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You don't have to do that.

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I want to. It'll be fun.

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Aren't you going to her party?

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I wasn't invited.

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Which is fine, 'cause she's a bitch.

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Wow.

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You are troubled.

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[knocking on door]

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President Hagemeyer, we have a problem.

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What now, Sheldon? The Yoo-hoos
in the vending machine aren't cold enough?

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They aren't,
but we'll table that for later.

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I need telescope time to search
for exoplanets

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and Dr. Linkletter
and Dr. Sturgis have denied my request.

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Why?

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That kind of research would expose
both me and the university to criticism.

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[scoffs] Well, that's outrageous.

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So, you'll give me access?

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Gosh, you know, I want to,
but I'm just the president.

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Uh, use of the telescope

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has to be approved by a science advisor.

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-Is that true?
-Does it sound true?

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-I suppose it does.
-Then I suppose it is.

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Why did I even come to you?

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Remember that next time.

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Just a warning,
she's gonna get some shots today.

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Okay, kid.

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You don't cry, I don't cry.

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Actually, I'm gonna cry either way,
but you don't cry.

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Hey.

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I wasn't sure you were coming.

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Well, I'm here.

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You must be Mr. McCallister.

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She's McCallister. I'm Cooper.

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Can you not?

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I just don't want her
to think we're married.

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I know how embarrassing that'd be.

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That is not what I said.

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-We're not married.
-Really not my business.

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It might be. You're a pediatrician.

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He's being a child.

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How is wantin' us to be a family
make me a child?

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You wanna fight
in front of a stranger?

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Married people fight all the time. Right?

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-Uh…
-You don't have to answer that.

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And no, they don't.

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-Actually…
-I said don't answer.

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[CeeCee coos]

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[adult Sheldon] While President Hagemeyer
was on my side,

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I still needed
to find an advisor to approve my research.

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Some intrepid soul who was unafraid
of tarnishing their reputation

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by taking a chance on a brilliant mind

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and a bold, untested idea.

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No.

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No.

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Exoplanets?

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[laughs]

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No.

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-Dr. Evans, I have…
-No.

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[adult Sheldon] Eight no's,
three laughs,

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and one professor who pretended not
to speak English later,

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I found my man.

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Excuse me, Dr. Prakash?

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-I'm Sheldon Cooper.
-Of course.

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I've heard a lot about you.

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And I've heard nothing about you.

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Dr. Prakash, I'm on the hunt for a mentor

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who's not afraid to challenge
entrenched scientific paradigms.

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Well, mainstream science
has always been threatened by new ideas.

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True, like Galileo being imprisoned

258
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,248
for his heliocentric model
of the universe.

259
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,209
Did you know Semmelweis
was put in an asylum

260
00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,252
for suggesting that doctors
wash their hands?

261
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,213
I did. Did you know that Michael Servetus

262
00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:14,590
discovered pulmonary circulation
and was burned?

263
00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:16,467
-Henry Oldenburg was…
-Arrested as a spy

264
00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,636
for corresponding with other scientists.

265
00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,263
This isn't a competition.

266
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,265
I thought we were bonding.

267
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,518
Fair enough. We're bonding.

268
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,520
Would you like to join me

269
00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:30,272
in the search
for exoplanets that can support life?

270
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,441
I'd love it.
How would you feel about joining me

271
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,944
in finding subatomic particles
that move backwards in time?

272
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,404
-You mean tachyons?
-Yes.

273
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,656
That's nonsense, let's do my thing.

274
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,201
You should know,

275
00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:44,745
I'm replacing you
with a more courageous mentor.

276
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,123
I'm sorry to hear that, Sheldon.

277
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,833
One who's not afraid of new ideas.

278
00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:49,834
Great.

279
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:53,421
Don't think of it as me walking away,
think of it as you being left behind.

280
00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:55,339
I'm okay with that.

281
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,967
Thank you for helping,
but you're like a rocket booster

282
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,428
that must be discarded for me
to reach escape velocity.

283
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:01,846
I understand.

284
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,140
-I'm walking away now.
-Goodbye.

285
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,393
I'm walking backwards,
it's like you're fading into obscurity.

286
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,228
-Neat.
-Take care.

287
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,564
Farewell. Ciao.

288
00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,024
Bon voyage.

289
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,110
Arrivederci.

290
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,948
What a charming young man.

291
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,074
Kook!

292
00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:23,325
[phone rings]

293
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,660
[TV playing indistinctly]

294
00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:25,578
Hello?

295
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,955
Oh, hi, Britney. What's up?

296
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:30,374
Saturday?

297
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,210
Well, actually…

298
00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,255
Totally free. Thanks.

299
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,007
You're the best.

300
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,137
Maybe I'm the bitch.

301
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:48,726
Why would you tell the doctor
I got pregnant when you were 17?

302
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:50,978
She asked what our history was.

303
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,354
Medical history.

304
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:53,814
That was unclear.

305
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,948
Oh, no. This is bad.
I locked the keys in the car.

306
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,993
-But the baby's in there.
-And now you know why it's bad.

307
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,083
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

308
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,085
-It's gonna be fine.
-How is it fine?

309
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,670
It's okay, I'll break the window.

310
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:17,922
Glass will go everywhere.

311
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:18,839
Right!

312
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,257
See, you are a good mom.

313
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,428
Okay. CeeCee, it's okay!

314
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,680
We gotta stay calm.
Don't let her see us panic.

315
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,307
Right. Happy faces.

316
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:33,395
Hey, baby. This is normal. We're all okay.

317
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,022
Yup. We're gonna get you out.

318
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:37,691
-Yeah. How are we gonna get her out?
-I don't know.

319
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,486
Wait! I got a bunch of hangers
from the laundromat in my car.

320
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:42,112
-I can pick the lock.
-Go get them.

321
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,577
Who has the dumbest mommy in the world?

322
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,079
You do.

323
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,956
Yes, you do.

324
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,211
So, where exactly is the telescope?

325
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,964
-Hawaii, we just access its data.
-Ah.

326
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,050
And what are we looking for?

327
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,219
You're looking
for these numbers here to change.

328
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,054
That would indicate the star is dimming,

329
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:09,598
possibly because an orbiting planet
is passing in front of it.

330
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:10,558
Mm-hmm.

331
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,407
Star Trek made this seem a lot more fun.

332
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:28,909
[chatter on tv]

333
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,203
-[sighs]
-The quarterback makes a throw left…

334
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,329
Can I get some advice?

335
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,790
Yeah, what's up?

336
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,711
I made plans with a friend,
but then I got the chance

337
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:41,130
to do something way cooler
with another friend.

338
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,216
You wanna ditch the first friend
for someone else?

339
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,218
Not ditch so much as reschedule.

340
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:49,930
I think you know the answer.

341
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,975
You're right. Thanks, Dad.

342
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,853
And I never would've agreed
to the first friend

343
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,688
if I knew the second friend
was gonna call.

344
00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,648
I think you know what you have to do.

345
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,192
What if it's one of those times

346
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:05,195
where I actually have
to make the mistake to learn from it?

347
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,328
Mom, can I get your opinion on something?

348
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,538
Of course, sweetie.

349
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,333
I'm not just your mother,
I'm also your friend.

350
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:25,215
-Damn it!
-It's okay, you got this.

351
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,634
Come on.

352
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,136
-Come on! Got it!
-[lock clicks]

353
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,179
Oh, thank you!

354
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,222
Hi, CeeCee.

355
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,807
Mommy's here.

356
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,685
You're such a brave little girl. Hi.

357
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,896
The good news is
she ain't gonna remember any of this.

358
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,898
And we don't have to tell a soul.

359
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:42,650
Pinky swear?

360
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,193
Done.

361
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,195
And while we're swearing,

362
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,280
let's promise not to fight
in front of her anymore.

363
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,448
Promise.

364
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,911
And the next time you're gonna propose,
give me a little warning.

365
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,663
-You got it.
-Okay.

366
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:57,957
-Hi…
-Mandy McCallister…

367
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,041
Oh, not now!

368
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,336
Billy, can I ask you something?

369
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:03,379
Yeah.

370
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,964
If Britney invited you to her party,

371
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,925
would you want to go to that instead?

372
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,218
No.

373
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,595
[sighs] Right.

374
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,723
Wait, did I get invited?

375
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:16,517
No.

376
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:18,852
Oh. She invited you.

377
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:20,646
Yeah.

378
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:23,607
You should go.

379
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,234
No, we have plans.

380
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,570
It's okay.
We'll go to the movies another time.

381
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,575
[adult Sheldon] If you're hoping my sister
made the noble decision,

382
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,495
you and Billy are about
to be sorely disappointed.

383
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,205
Thanks, Billy. You're the best.

384
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,425
I heard Sheldon is working with Prakash.

385
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,844
Yeah, poor Prakash.

386
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:52,803
[chuckles]

387
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,767
Sheldon can be a bit much sometimes,

388
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,062
but you have to admit
he has a remarkable mind.

389
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,231
As he will be the first to tell you.

390
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,232
[laughs]

391
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,901
I actually miss him.

392
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,614
Yeah, I suppose things are
a bit more lively when he's around.

393
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,199
Wouldn't it be something

394
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,744
if he really did find life
on other planets?

395
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,455
He would immediately become
the most famous scientist

396
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,873
in the history of mankind.

397
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,166
[chuckles]

398
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,712
-Where are you going?
-Just to see if he needs any help.

399
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:27,796
Wait, I'll come with you.

400
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:33,886
Wait, is that something?

401
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,305
-[Prakash] No.
-Oh.

402
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,222
[grunts]

403
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,191
What about that?

404
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,860
No, that's within the standard deviation.

405
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:50,986
Uh-huh.

406
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:54,782
[slurps]

407
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,411
[theme music playing]
standard deviation.