1 00:00:00,166 --> 00:00:01,960 [Georgie] Previously on Young Sheldon… 2 00:00:02,043 --> 00:00:06,047 I reached out to a colleague who's doing a summer research program 3 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:07,882 at the University of Heidelberg. 4 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:11,344 -And I think I can get you in. -Heidelberg, Germany? 5 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:15,181 Yes, and they're doing exciting work on superstrings. 6 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:17,726 Well, that would certainly help my grad school applications. 7 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,310 [speaking German] 8 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:21,354 That's German for "I'll help you pack." 9 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:27,902 If we put in one of them things that spins the hot dogs around, 10 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,612 we would make a fortune. 11 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,490 Oh, then, they spill mustard on themselves. 12 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:35,326 Just right back in the washer. That's money makin' money, sister. 13 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:38,329 Yeah, 'cause that's how people want their clothes to smell. 14 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,456 Like hot dogs. 15 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:41,624 -I love how hot dogs smell. -[chuckles softly] 16 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,085 And you wonder why Mandy won't marry you. 17 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,546 -[Wade chuckles softly] -[slot machine beeps] 18 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:48,173 Wade, what the hell you doing here? 19 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:49,549 We're not open yet. 20 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:50,759 The door was. 21 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:54,345 -Did you forget to lock up? -No. 22 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,223 The door didn't open itself. 23 00:00:58,266 --> 00:00:59,517 The lock's busted. 24 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:00,894 File cabinet, too. 25 00:01:00,977 --> 00:01:02,187 Cash box is gone. 26 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:03,772 We've been robbed. 27 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:05,356 We've been robbed. 28 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,608 We've been robbed? 29 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,319 [theme song playing] 30 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,463 Looks like they jimmied the door with a crowbar. 31 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:29,464 Sure does. 32 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:34,135 Huh. It's a lucky break that when it happened, nobody was here. 33 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:35,678 If I had been here, 34 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,264 we'd be looking for a place to bury the body. 35 00:01:38,681 --> 00:01:39,766 Yours or theirs? 36 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,353 So, what's the next step? What are you gonna do? 37 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:47,565 -I was gonna get some lunch. -[Dale] Wait a minute. 38 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:51,277 Aren't you gonna file a report or dust for fingerprints? 39 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:53,780 Yeah. What we paying you for? 40 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:56,407 You're paying me to not shut you down. 41 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:59,285 Unless you want me to bring detectives 42 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,246 to your illegal gambling room. 43 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:02,914 So, what do we do? 44 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:06,376 You need security when you're not here. 45 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,461 Maybe an off-duty cop. 46 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:10,922 You want me to pay you more. 47 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:13,383 I just want you to feel safe. 48 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:15,552 Get out. 49 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:17,846 Y'all have a nice day. 50 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,520 I brought you some snacks. 51 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:28,189 For Mom, a Bavarian-style pretzel. 52 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,275 And for Dad, four Lone Star beers 53 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:32,735 poured into a pitcher to approximate a stein. 54 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:34,571 What do you want? 55 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,531 For starters, a danke wouldn't kill you. 56 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:38,950 -A what? -It's "thank you" in German. 57 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:42,203 So, if you were thinking of thanking, then you'd be denken of danken. 58 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:45,999 You're awfully quiet. I assume you're denken. 59 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:48,001 Where are you going with all this? 60 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:50,295 -If I play my cards right, Germany. -What? 61 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:52,130 I have the opportunity to participate 62 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:55,133 in a prestigious summer program at the University of Heidelberg. 63 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:56,175 Sheldon, I don't-- 64 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,177 I know you're probably gonna say I'm too young 65 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,138 or it's too far, but please just hear me out. 66 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:02,891 He did bring us snacks. 67 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:04,767 Beer is not a snack. 68 00:03:06,185 --> 00:03:09,647 Sheldon, aren't there programs that are closer? 69 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:12,483 Yes, but I missed my chance to get into any of them. 70 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:15,612 In fact, Dr. Sturgis had to call in a big favor to get this opportunity. 71 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:19,991 Well, it's nice of him, but maybe he should've talked to us first? 72 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:21,117 He suggested that. 73 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:22,869 -And? -I nixed it. 74 00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:24,245 You nixed it? 75 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,955 From the German, "nichts." 76 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,832 The language lends itself to negativity. 77 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:31,544 Well, we're gonna have to talk to Dr. Sturgis 78 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,338 before we make any decisions. 79 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:37,133 We're not making any promises. This is not a yes. 80 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:40,220 But it's also not a nein, which is German for "no." 81 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,597 As opposed to the number nine, which is neun. 82 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,310 Thanks, come again. 83 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,898 Let me know if you need help finding anything. 84 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:54,400 [scoffs] How about something fun to do in this town? 85 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,403 -You like roller rinks? -No. 86 00:03:58,112 --> 00:03:59,781 -Bowling? -No. 87 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:01,074 You old enough to drive? 88 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:03,076 No. 89 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,912 Can't help you. Just moved here? 90 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:08,456 I'm staying with my aunt and uncle for the summer. 91 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:12,168 If you want, I can rent you a rated R movie. 92 00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:13,711 I'll even slip it in a Disney box. 93 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,088 What do you have in mind? 94 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:20,009 Point Break. Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze? 95 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,262 -I like Swayze. -I like Keanu. 96 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:23,972 Great, so, I don't need to fight you. 97 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,100 All right, Point Break in a Bambi box, coming right up. 98 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:29,602 You can put that on my uncle's account. It's Jeff Difford. 99 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,145 Like Pastor Jeff? 100 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:33,481 -Yeah. -He's my neighbor. 101 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:35,024 You're staying right next door to us. 102 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:36,818 Maybe we can watch it together. 103 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,988 Not at my house. My mom can't know I rented you this. 104 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,365 Well, my uncle can't know I'm watching it. 105 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,535 We could watch in our garage. My brother's got a TV in there. 106 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:46,619 Cool. 107 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:48,955 He kind of looks like Patrick Swayze. 108 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,250 -Really? -But like a stupid Patrick Swayze. 109 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,419 Huh. Still works. 110 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:59,632 I understand your trepidation, 111 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:02,635 but you were also nervous about sending him here. 112 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,095 And that turned out fine. 113 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:07,724 I suppose, but Germany is just so far away. 114 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,350 Maybe it'd be good for him. 115 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,729 A little independence. Nobody babying him. 116 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,982 What? Germans are tough love people. 117 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:20,528 Is this trip really that important for him? 118 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:26,159 The string theory research they're doing is at the forefront of the field. 119 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:29,078 This is a tremendous opportunity for Sheldon. 120 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:33,291 Well, we wouldn't want him to miss out. 121 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,544 You're okay with looking after him all summer? 122 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:38,921 -Oh, I won't be there. -You won't? 123 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:42,258 Oh, no, I'll be presenting a paper in Needles, California. 124 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:43,968 If you're a Peanuts fan, 125 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,512 that's where Snoopy's brother, Spike, lives. 126 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,098 Hold on, are you saying 127 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:52,101 Sheldon would be going to Germany by himself? 128 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:54,437 One of you could go with him. 129 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,106 And the university would cover our expenses as well? 130 00:05:57,190 --> 00:06:00,610 [chuckles] The university isn't gonna pay for any of it. 131 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,196 Okay, meeting adjourned. 132 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,281 Great. Well, let me know 133 00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:07,658 if there's anything else I can help you with. 134 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:10,244 Actually, there is. Um… 135 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:14,040 Would you tell Sheldon that he's not going? 136 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:17,752 Thank you. 137 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:23,591 Hey. Everything going okay? 138 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:24,675 Yup. 139 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,512 Anyone suspicious hanging around? 140 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,764 Just a crazy old man with a bat. 141 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:32,934 I'm just trying to make sure that you're safe. 142 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:36,604 That's very sweet. But I can handle it. 143 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:37,814 You can, huh? 144 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:41,859 You ever think this might've been an inside job? 145 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:44,779 Like any one of these clowns here 146 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:47,615 could've been part of the crew that ripped you off last night? 147 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:52,036 And now, they're sitting here, giving me my money back? 148 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:52,995 Mmm. 149 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,998 Not all criminals are masterminds, Connie. 150 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:58,126 Okay, fine. What's your plan? 151 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:01,796 Until we track down the guys or girl… 152 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:03,798 I mean, I'm a modern thinker. 153 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:08,094 I'll be around, acting as a deterrent… 154 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,097 with my friend here. 155 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:13,724 [Meemaw] "Lil' Slugger." 156 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:18,146 "Lil'," it only looks small 'cause I'm so big. 157 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:35,413 Nice looking watch you got there. 158 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:37,540 Thanks. 159 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,083 Is it new? 160 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,502 -Actually, yeah. -Interesting. 161 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,714 You recently come into some money? 162 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:48,759 Kind of. My uncle just passed away. 163 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:51,554 Hmm. Well, ain't that a coincidence. 164 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:53,723 What from? 165 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:54,891 Emphysema. 166 00:07:56,058 --> 00:07:57,018 He smoke? 167 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:58,311 Yeah. 168 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,022 All right, then. 169 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,696 Maybe instead of harassing the customers, 170 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:10,364 why don't you go and stand by that door? 171 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:11,782 Just look intimidating. 172 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,701 [whispering] You got it. Watch this. 173 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:22,335 You want a chair? 174 00:08:22,418 --> 00:08:24,128 A chair would be good. Yeah. 175 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,589 Let me go get my inflatable donut. 176 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,217 [whispers] Got a little fire in the valley. 177 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:31,219 [door closes] 178 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:34,472 [recorded voice] When is the next train? 179 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:36,557 [recorded voice repeating in German] 180 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,434 [repeating in German] 181 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,562 How is this not a romance language? 182 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:42,772 Shelly? 183 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:45,358 Eintreten, that's German for "enter." 184 00:08:45,441 --> 00:08:46,484 Yeah, about that. 185 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:50,863 Uh, we had a long talk with Dr. Sturgis. 186 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:54,158 Did he tell you how great this program is and what a boon it'll be to my career? 187 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:55,159 He did. 188 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:58,663 He also told us how much it costs and it's more than we can handle. 189 00:08:58,746 --> 00:08:59,705 I'll pay you back. 190 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,916 I'm sure I'll make plenty as a theoretical physicist. 191 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:03,000 I'm sure you will, 192 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,794 but right now we don't have the money. 193 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,712 Have you considered scrimping and saving? 194 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,756 Do we really need breakfast, lunch, and dinner? 195 00:09:08,839 --> 00:09:10,424 Sheldon, you do our taxes. 196 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:14,554 -And I'm about to start charging for that. -Shelly, I'm sorry, but it's no. 197 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:16,847 [exclaiming in German] 198 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,060 I'll admit it. Keanu's pretty cute. 199 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:23,563 Hey. You called Swayze, you stick with Swayze. 200 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,982 Fine, I'll be Mrs. Patrick Swayze. 201 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,943 [movie playing indistinctly] 202 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:31,904 Why'd you wanna spend the summer with Pastor Jeff? 203 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,239 I didn't. 204 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:35,491 My parents found out I had a boyfriend and freaked. 205 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:37,410 Ooh, tell me everything. 206 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,037 Okay, his name is Zach. 207 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,540 He has a learner's permit and his own phone line. 208 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,417 So, like, a man? 209 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:46,460 Exactly. 210 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,716 [slot machines beeping] 211 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:57,763 I've got a bicycle pump if you wanna top off your donut. 212 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,975 Actually, I'm experiencing a little too much bounce. 213 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,144 I found something. 214 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:04,353 What you got? 215 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,814 I thought one of our neighbors might have a security camera, 216 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:09,317 and Sensei Bruce at the karate studio came through. 217 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,527 Oh, good job, Georgie. 218 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,737 And what'd you see? 219 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:14,280 A pickup truck drivin' away 220 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:16,574 from our back door at 2:15 in the morning. 221 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:18,951 Ooh, now we got him. Or her. 222 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,747 -Did you get a license plate? -No. 223 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:24,248 How about the color? 224 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:25,791 Well, the tape's in black and white. 225 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,127 But it was not black and it was not white. 226 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,838 So, the getaway car is a color? 227 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,465 Or gray. 228 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,468 Not quite a smoking gun. 229 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,970 But at least we know the perp drove a truck. 230 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,014 Excuse me. 231 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,183 Could I have everybody's attention for just a minute? 232 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:43,267 Show of hands. 233 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:45,311 Who here owns a truck? 234 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,733 It ain't my fault we live in Texas. 235 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:52,943 [sighs] 236 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:54,820 Did you take my boom box? 237 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,197 It's on my desk. 238 00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:59,158 Next time, don't touch my stuff without asking. 239 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:00,326 You're right. I'm sorry. 240 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,663 "German for Beginners"? 241 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,539 Why are you so weird? 242 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,792 I was hoping to spend the summer in Germany. 243 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,252 -The country in Europe? -Yes. 244 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:12,797 For the whole summer? 245 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,257 Yes, but Mom and Dad said we can't afford it. 246 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,134 You can't take no for an answer. 247 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:20,971 You deserve this. I deserve this. We deserve this. 248 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:23,140 What am I supposed to do? We don't have the money. 249 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,434 I have $34 saved up. It's yours. 250 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,811 It's a lot more than that. 251 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,312 Well, we're gonna figure this out. 252 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,481 -Really? -We'll start with 253 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,191 getting money for a one-way ticket. 254 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,359 How do I get back home? 255 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,569 Who knows? You might love it there. 256 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,655 [adult Sheldon] I know we've had our differences, 257 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:41,158 but that's the moment I learned just how much my sister loved me. 258 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,415 Hey. 259 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:48,666 -Hey. -Hey. 260 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,584 Where's CeeCee? 261 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,129 Oh, she went out with friends. 262 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,964 -Is that nice? -Sorry. 263 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,384 -Any luck tracking down the robbers? -Nope. 264 00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,469 We're gonna keep the cash box here for a while. 265 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:02,388 Great. 266 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,014 So, now the money's here. 267 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:05,975 Where we sleep. 268 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,353 -Get your bat. -Yeah. 269 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,460 -[whispering] What are you doing? -Sneaking out. Come on. 270 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,128 Aren't you afraid of getting caught? 271 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:36,380 What are they gonna do? Send me to a crappier town? 272 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,799 Good point. So, what's the plan? 273 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,427 Got half a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of cooking sherry. 274 00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,012 Let me get dressed. 275 00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,015 [door closes] 276 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,434 Well, back yard's clear. 277 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:50,978 -Uh, copy. -Saw some skunks. 278 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:54,148 That'll work for us. That's nature's alarm system. 279 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,734 You really think someone might've followed us home? 280 00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:59,236 Yeah, probably not, but it's better to be safe than… 281 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,449 -Oh, what's that? -What? 282 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,494 [Dale] Two people sneaking around out there. 283 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,745 What do we do? 284 00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:08,829 I don't know. 285 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,456 Well, should I turn the lights off? 286 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:11,957 Yeah, good. 287 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:15,961 Now, wait a minute. 288 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,339 If the lights are off, they'll think nobody's home. 289 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,423 Oh, right. 290 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,552 But now, they can see us. 291 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,137 Right. Off. 292 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,643 Duck. Duck. 293 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,398 -What are we doing? -Someone's awake at my Meemaw's. 294 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:37,816 I think they saw us. 295 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,736 -[coughs] -You said you knew how to smoke. 296 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,405 I do, but this isn't my brand. 297 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,783 -Come on, let's get out of here. -[coughs] 298 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,702 [Georgie] There they go! 299 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,704 I think we scared them off. 300 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,581 -Yeah, we did. -[Dale chuckles] 301 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,459 We are heroes. 302 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,961 -Damn straight. -Yeah. 303 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,587 [objects clattering] 304 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,592 Shelly. 305 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,096 It's 6:00 in the morning. What are you doing? 306 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,807 Having a yard sale, and the serious buyers start early, 307 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,100 so I need to get a move on. 308 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,309 Is that my good china? 309 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,394 It's just one setting, 310 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:15,312 and if I'm in Germany, you'll never miss it. 311 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,355 Give me that. 312 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,567 Fine, but I am selling my trains, my comic books, 313 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,318 and the first chapter of my autobiography. 314 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,653 It's in utero. 315 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:23,863 You do not come off well. 316 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,782 Shelly, that is not gonna get you to Germany. 317 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,201 I have to try. 318 00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,328 [sighs] 319 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,746 Let me put this away. I'll help. 320 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,373 Thank you. 321 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,128 -What are you doing up? -Uh, going to the bathroom. 322 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,254 Why are you dressed? 323 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,297 Why are you dressed? 324 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,674 I'm having a yard sale to raise money for Germany. 325 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,092 Great, I'll help. 326 00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,678 -But why are you dressed? -To help you. 327 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,597 But I just told you about that. 328 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,765 -And I'm ready to start. -Okay. 329 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,559 -Wait, what? -[door closes] 330 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,437 Well, I saw them sneaking around outside. 331 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,522 They was clearly casing the place. 332 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:02,067 So, I grabbed Lil' Slugger and I went out the front porch 333 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,237 and I let them know who they was messing with. 334 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,406 You think they'll be back? 335 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:10,701 Nah, they ran away like two little girls. [chuckles] 336 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,498 $10? I'll give you $5. 337 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:22,171 Sir, that's a Lionel MPC-era O-gauge that I've had it since I was six. 338 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,589 You're lucky it's only $10. 339 00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:24,798 Fine, $10. 340 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,300 Uh, I meant $20. 341 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,010 But the tag says $10. 342 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,720 And now, it's $1,000. Give that back. 343 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:31,597 Have a nice day. 344 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,350 How's he doing? 345 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,145 He's having a little trouble letting go of things. 346 00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:39,647 Ah-ah. Look. Don't touch. 347 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,149 Morning, Mary. 348 00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:44,026 Pastor Jeff. 349 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,945 This is my niece, Tonya. She's staying with us. 350 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,948 -Hey, Missy. -Tonya. 351 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,324 Oh, you've met. 352 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,826 Boy howdy, have they met. 353 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,245 That's what I need to talk to you about. 354 00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:58,040 -I'm gonna go help Sheldon. -Why don't you stay? 355 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,083 What's going on? 356 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:03,712 Missy rented Tonya an R-rated movie and tried to hide it in a Disney box. 357 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,090 Oh, that's what this is about? 358 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:07,925 What else would it be about? 359 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,762 -Missy? -It must have been an accident. 360 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,514 I thought I gave her Bambi. 361 00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,391 I did ask for Bambi. 362 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,935 Sometimes, people return things in the wrong box. 363 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,812 It's my fault for not checking. 364 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,438 I'm really sorry. 365 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:26,819 Well, don't let it happen again. 366 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,284 This set was actually endorsed by Professor Proton. 367 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,452 Who's Professor Proton? 368 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,664 Who's Professor Proton? How much time do you have? 369 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:39,707 Arthur Jeffries, 370 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,334 aka Professor Proton, brought science to the masses 371 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,129 on his revolutionary television show, Professor Proton. 372 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,922 Actually, this set is not for sale. 373 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,635 [adult Sheldon] Unfortunately, my yard sale was a bust. 374 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:55,139 And my dream of spending the summer in Germany was fading. 375 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,308 On the bright side, I did get to keep all my trains. 376 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,437 And people say I'm not emotionally complex. 377 00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:03,272 [doorbell rings] 378 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:06,191 Dr. Linkletter. 379 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,069 I heard you're raising money to study in Germany. 380 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,280 -Is that true? -Yes, but I'm not having any luck. 381 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:14,324 Oh, your luck's about to change. Here's one week of my pay. 382 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,577 Wow. Thank you. 383 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,038 Mm. Whatever it takes to get you on that plane. 384 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,040 I also passed the hat in the faculty lounge. 385 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,670 -I don't know what to say. -I do. 386 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,089 Auf Wiedersehen, you little rascal. [chuckles] 387 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,096 -Who was that? -Dr. Linkletter. 388 00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,724 He just gave me all this money for Germany. 389 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,226 Oh! That's really something. 390 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:42,686 [knocking at door] 391 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,315 Hello, Pastor Jeff. 392 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,984 Sheldon, George, good news. 393 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,446 I told the congregation about your exciting opportunity in Germany 394 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:54,907 and, boy, were they thrilled to help. [chuckles] 395 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,409 I've never seen the collection plate so full. 396 00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,078 Well, thank you. 397 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:01,163 Are you seeing this? I am loved. 398 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,248 Sure. 399 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,962 [theme music playing] am loved.